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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
Note: The policy on crewkilling has been changed. You are now free to kill any crew members and they are free to kill you as well.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
first for sleep
>>137178403
Second for no bullying.
1st for underrated cars.
xth for tacticool
>>137178645
van doesn't look tacticool one bit
need black undercover van or insurgent mate
5th for /gtag/ trannys
xth for vintage geetag meems
>>137178740
i wouldn't be caught dead in a memesurgent unless it was armed
>>137179005
you wouldn't be caught dead in an insurgent period unless ur a dum
Since no one bothered here are the five Snapmatic winners from Lowriders Custom Classic.
>>137179407
>snapmatic contest winners
pls no
>>137178651
>trying yo start shit with a crew where 70% of players are comfyfags
Not my fault gtag is as pussified as you think reddit might be.
>le bullied meme where he runs you over or kills you randomly
I crewkill when someone thinks it's a good idea to purposely crewkill me. Hi Goochie.
>doing stupid shit on missions that jeopardizes the outcome
Like what? Anyway the outcome of the mission mostly comes from time spent on it.
>waifufag
Why do you care?
>Been reporting this faggot daily since he got hacked money, also emailed Rockstar some screenshots, bam soon.
Wow I'm threatened. I also can't believe someone hates me so much they would ride my dick this hard to get me banned.
>>137179914
>gtag
>pussified
thanks for using words where they don't belong
>>137179407
>>137179639
>>137179874
>>137180087
These look like absolute shit
>>137180087
>her face
please stop posting abominations
Is there a way to find players that you've previously played with in free roam lobbies?
>>137180087
Lastand bestone.
>>137180184
>>137180175
You them all win by not entering.
>>137180286
Fucking kek. These are all bad.
Could we do better?
>>137180230
Add them, other than that, no.
>>137180286
This one is only interesting because of the effect, other than that, its garbage.
>using that shitty truck
please tell me one of the rules to this shitty contest was "you HAVE to use the shitty truck"
>>137180175
>thanks for using words where they don't belong
Last thread you were bitching about people killing you in clothes stores or something.
>>137180473
I was comparing the absolute basic difference between a pub and a crew session.
You of everyone know that when someone does that shit to me, I keep pushing their shit in until they go passive or leave the session.
>>137180420
Why do you think I keep posting the winners.
>>137180441
The only rules of the contest is it has to have stuff from the update it's promoting. So you could've used a Donk or Viergo Classic.
>>137179914
>Hi Goochie
Hello!
Just don't give me a reason to crewkill you :^)
>>137180087
HOW DO YOU SELECT SUSPENDERS
80's and 90's (rally) legends when?
>>137181080
Those are forced, you have to pick those huge pants with the shirt outfit.
else, go play as a male, they have actual suspenders iirc
>>137181080
Buy one of the high-waisted outfits. You have to buy the whole outfit.
This unlocks the Blouse top category and High-Waisted Pants category. If you're wearing a blouse you can buy and equip suspenders at the accessory prompt.
how to make friend
>>137181563
Friends list?
press HOME, click on social, click on Find players, click name, add friends
actual friends?
talk to them ingame, establish commonpoints then add them
>searching for Sabre Turbo
>find one
>getting into it
>computer crashes
FUCK
>>137181810
rest in spaghetti
never forghetti
Green return when
Tonks return when
Anyones return when
>>137183032
Fun return when?
>>137181810
>drive bike to garage, have to replace one even though I had a spot open
>that spot says scorcher (destroyed)
what the hell man, if the game keeps track of what was there then why didn't cuckstar give us a way to get our shit back? this is garbage desu
>>137183032
tfw tonks moved on to other games
tfw you should too
>>137183921
>comfy lilly.png
>>137181810
Where did you find it? Just on the street?
>>137184069
/gtag/ is all I have
>>137184121
Yeah just on the streets. It was parked in front of some building in downtown LS.
Should I buy a Trevor truck? Seems like it could be fun to have.
Been considering a Kalahari Topless too.Should I buy a Trevor truck in real life? The M715 Kaiser Jeep, they're like around $5k for a kinda beat up one, which would work well for the Trevor look.
>>137184849
Do you need a truck? Do you have enough money to purchase one?
If so,buy one and tell us how it is. Give us some details on the truck, too. Diesel, number of gears, tank capacity, top speed, etc.
>>137185190
The truck uses a 3.8L Gasoline I6 engine, four speed transmission, with a top speed of 55mph, 28 gallon tank.
It would be nice to have a truck, I just borrow my dad's 80s silverado when I need one for now, looking at opening a gun company in a few years and having some neat vehicles to sit out front of the store, or drive around town to turn some heads, could be fun.
Most people who buy these things as a serious purchase will invest in replacing the engine with something more modern, usually a small block chevy motor, but I've seen people putting Cummins in them, and outfitting it with a few more modern features.
Is the Bodhi vehicle in GTA actually worth getting though?
>>137184234
Best to scope out other generals for replacement before you lose the will to keep playing gta.tfw want to keep playing is fading and starting to not be enough to sustain that want.
>>137186854i missed a word
[spoiler[ it was gtagcan you guess where in the sentence where its suppose to go
My sweet prince :^)
>>137186020
The Bodhi is an okay off road. Just don't make it ugly with the most expensive upgrades, make it look the way you want it to.
It controls decently, and it has above average clearance. Check to see if someone here has one you can test drive.
>>137188557
Your getting better at the editor
>>137189095
Thanks, friend.
So are you guys a real human bean?
>>137189074
how's the Kalahari Topless?
Currently my only car is a Patriot, thinking of buying a Bodhi though, and still hunting for a Sabre Turbo
>>137189662
Kalahari topless is a Kalahari. A slow, fun, comfy meme vehicle.
>>137189725
How slow is it it? Like how does it compare to the smart car?
Also holy shit Futos are fast.
I got in one as a getaway vehicle.
>>137189641
your character looks 13 years old
>timed out loading session
The kuruma is a good car
>>137191283
Smart car does 110mph max, im still surprise
Coming next week, The Declasse Tornando is being dropped into Benny's via tunables. That leaves the Sabre Turbo and the Minivan still locked. At this rate, I hope everyone is ready for Rockstar to bleed lowriders part 2 for another 2 months or so.
why does it keep changing from /gtaog/ to /gtag/ back to /gtaog/ and so forth
>>137191283
Here are your options, gun store anon:
>Look at the car guide in the OP
>Look online for a test of the Bodhi, like from Broughy's videos
>Check it out in SP
>Test drive one from GTAG in online, if someone has one
>Buy one yourself>Shut the fuck up
Seriously, just use the tools available to you.
reminder, this is an irl car
>>137193216
>tunables
What does that mean
>Rockstar Game Services are unavailable
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>137193560
>>137193560
It's already in the game. Has been since the prior update, just disabled via tunable coding. They're gonna enable it next week.
>>137193216
Why is the Sabre Turbo not for sale anywhere anyway?
>Three more months of just one car updates
>>137186806
THATS MY CAR!
>>137193482
I'd ride it.
>>137196448
I'd ride you
>>137178403
Haven't played in awhile, are hackers still a problem and is there anyway to stop them from ruining lobbies?
I just don't feel it after losing even one 1v1. I don't deserve this k/d.
>>137197357
How cute.
>>137197754
I AM NOT CUTE.
>>137197916
le anime posting
>>137193303
Because disolution. Everytime a game starts having life problems, the general starts arguing about the quicklink. The original quicklink tends to be more popular, while the new one is made by the same person who waits the whole thread just to use the new one. It's pretty typical /vg/ retardation.
So the Kalahari is supposed to be a Volkswagen Thing right?
>>137198832
A combo of that and a citroen.
>>137189641
nah, bullshit
So since I have mild autism, I'd like to be the 1,000 GTAG crew member.
Just invite me when there's 999 members ok?
>>137200146
Purge is happening before 999
>>137200146
We won't hit 1000. I am going to purge withing the next couple weeks.
>>137200252
>>137200284
I just want to be a solid X00 number then.
>>137200420
Higgus was member 900, just so you know. :^)
Does adding motion blur help with stuttering issues when driving really fast?
>>137197086
Yes. Fight fire with fire.
Is there any reason to have the Enduro and the Sanchez? They seem to be pretty much the same.
>>137205938
Can't bring the enduro into an offroad race
>>137178403
Why do we need public profiles?
>>137206506
Too see if you're in a shitter open RS ran crew like IGN, MP3, etc.
>>137205938
Sanchez is offroad king, but its a cheater because its a bike
Enduro is a classier bike, I love its look, but its exhaust looks like shit
>>137206506
>>137206617
It was either go through cumbersome steps to assure we can make a list of SC name that are still active which can't be manipulated without too much effort or this. The easiest list compiling method was quickly used to shitpost rather than post your name, the secure ways are too much work for most autists here. This is the only way, if you get purged just reapply and post name in the thread again.
>>137178403
PROMOTIONS WHEN?
>>137207065
>tfw already comm
>tfw will never be promoted
>>137207452
same.
I just wanna be a lieutenant,
>>137207573
I gotta say, Lieutenants are best rank. You're a high rank, but you don't get the shit that coms get.
>>137207967
Innocent comms wouldn't get flack if RS just let leaders know what the fuck goes on so the ones that abuse their power can be held accountable.
>>137207967
tfw comm
tfw get no shit beyond someone shitposting to demote me
>>137207967
Lolno
If you're anything higher than a rep people put you on the circlejerk list.
>>137208118
I know that feel.
>>137208095
Exactly
also, when I was remade a comms, the first thing someone asked me is "can you kick X?"
>>137208118
Ever since I was remade coms, nothing has happened so far. :^)
>>137208207
yea, how about no. I'd say Lieutenants are "circlejerk" because theyre the most active probably
>>137208469
You haven't been here last year then.
I've been in every position and was only put on the circlejerk list at Lieu or Comm.
>>137208118
>>137208331
Best feel.
>>137179874
>>137179639
>>137180286
>all good in-game related content
>borderline artisticautisticmasterpieces
>it's not a shitpost so therefor completly garbage
olll what does anon mean by this
>>137208617
Last year I was "leader" of gtag vg, which was semi active.
On pc gtag, nobody every called me a circlejerk until I made some friends on pc, or when I started kicking people because I could.
>>137208207
>should be on the circlejerk list according to you
>still don't get name dropped
Good feel
>>137208469
Seems to me more that the cirlce jerk divide lies between interests.
Not comfy vs comfy vs meme vs other
With comfy infiltrating the higher ranks of the crew the lines are blurred
just shut the crew down
like my birth it was mistake
>>137209247
Because you weren't in any position of power when people just copy pasted the entire comm/lieu lists.
>>137209719
That already happened.
>>137209791
lel I shitposted that list one day
Had all the people from broofs crew right?
>>137209536
Finally, someone who actually that explains what the so called circlejerk is
>>137210006
»40 fpstfw used » instinctively
who are some non-literal whos that aren't circlejerkers?
>>137210287
You
>>137210287
also me
I finally found a Sabre Turbo, what should I do with it?
Do thinks like the spoiler, roll cage, or transmission actually do anything?
>>137210287
me
>>137210287
>>137210919
>post one of the biggest circlejerkers of current time
k bro
>>137210782
Also do different wheel types have any effect?
>>137210782
>>137211092
wheels and rollcage don't do anything. transmission helps speed and acceleration and any spoiler except the stock option will increase traction.
>>137210287
me :^)
>>137210782
Make it green
>>137211487
>>137210859cross jerk right here
What secondary color should I use?
>>137198832
>>137199217
>>137212471
candy red
Halfway decent or aspie eleven months into HRT?
>>137212990
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>>137212734
You asked for it.
>>137213054
thirteen months into HRT, then?
>>137213194
You don't have theovariesto keep it
>>137213197
>>137213194
ho ho ho
Post you're favorite gtag person(s)
Post garages!
When I have more money I want to get a Bodhi and a Kalahari topless. Not sure what else I want to get other than the Dubsta 6x6 eventually.
Is there actually any use for being able to pull trailers?
>>137214086
I pick you.
>>137210287
> pc playerbase
> not filled with fag autistic cheaters plebs
F
>>137214086
me
>>137214086
>>137214086
>>137214086
Holy shit that pic
Alright so a hacker added a shitload of weapons to my weapon wheel AGAIN.
Since Cockstar doesn't even care how would I go about saving them to my weapon collection permanently?
>>137214582
>permanently?
You don't.
>>137214669
i just really want to keep the stun gun
>>137214727
You can't.
>>137214086
Well now.
>>137214086
I just... don't even
literally losing humanity over here
by the way, thanks, vomit tastes nasty, pic strongly related
>>137214582
> pc cucks "accidentally" receiving all weapons
F
Can you shig the Hig?
>just start playing
>only lvl 15
>get paired in teamdeath match with randos
>one is lvl 220
>I get insta killed immediately, no matter how smart I paly it
>i just raging out like the sad pathetic basterd i am
I should just stick to my single player games.
>>137214727
> bawwwww plz R* I didn't mean to obtain weapons that are not designed for multiplayer and clearly break balance I'm so shit I need any unfair advantage I can
This place is more cancerous than gta forums, suppose that's pc cucks for you
F
>>137215405
Were weapons set to Player Owned.
If so you were in the wrong TDM, any DM/LTS/Capture/TDM with weapons set to Player Owned instead of Forced or Forced + Pickups is one you should leave very soon.
>>137215615
it was forced + pickup
it's just that the cunt didnt die once
I was flanking, using cover, trying to stick with my team.
But nope. boom headshot, every goddam time.
>>137215719
you sound salty
>>137214086
I'm scared.
What's the best assault rifle? Special carbine, bullpup or advanced rifle?
>>137216097
advanced or maybe the compact if you can aim
>>137216097
We if you play on you just use scripts to get kills because power of the pc
F
>executive search
>hiding in the cave behind the playboy mansion
>leave gunsurgent with my two bodyguards
>they get out and follow me to the cave
>they stand near it while dots swarm the circle
>don't attack anyone until they're within 20 ft of the cave
>get killed in less than 5 minutes by 3 guys who got past the idiots
Fuck this fucking game and all its shitty fucking players.
>>137217410
>2016
>not pretending to be a npc
It works. I was doing it earlier, and people walked right past me. including a script shitter in a armored karuma that fired rockets.
>>137217694
I was actually going to do this but I forgot to change and you can't change while in VIP workI was wearing a beer hat
>>137214582
restart online
>>137216097
i like the carbine
I don't know why you guys don't use director mode for stuff more often.
You can do just about everything you can do in Singleplayer including ragdoll on command, pulling out your phone, and getting arrested all as your Online character.
As well as be animals after getting them in a peyote.And have civilians block your attempt at getting arrested.
>>137215439
stun gun isn't even lethal dude, it's to fuck with the pedestrians.
>>137217980
OK Jack
>>137218135
Yes but it canstunlock players forever.
It breaks the flow of online as much as the railgun does.
>>137218251
what is passive mode
>>137217839
like go into settings and exit the game completely, or just leave Online to the Splash Screen and join back in?
>>137218251
Stun gun wouldn't break the game as much as the homing launcher does.
You don't see TF2 players complaining about the scout's bat, do you?
>>137218186
It easily looks worse than Jack.
>>137215719
Did you accidentally an aim assist lobby
that shit is straight up aimbotting
i miss marfiichanover 2 months not logged into steamim fucking scared
>>137218461
The homing launcher is needed now after they added the Hydra.
There is not a single counter to it besides too many sniper rounds and the two weapons above level 90.
>>137218732
How long ago was she banned from gta Anon?
>>137218732
Maybe if /gtag/ would stop creeping on her every time she just wanted to play
>>137218821
>she
And about 3 months ago.
>>137218732
she's done with GTA and is happily sucking and fucking her boyfriend.
how does it feel to be a cuck?
>>137218927
that feel when
RIP marfii chan you were one of the good ones
>>137218135
> but it's not lethal hahaha I'm just gonna stun lock people but it's okay because I'm not killing them after all
Pc cucks, any excuse they can grasp
>>137217980
I think im at like 2 and a half hours of footage and like 700ish clips all individually done.
I probably went through like 2,000 clips of footage I didnt keep.
>>137218973
>>137219165
Why is blonde pony tail the best white character haircut
>>137218779
it only counters hydra cucks stupid enough to die to a welfare launcher
>>137219064
Where in my post did I say anything about using it on players?
So what's the solution of textures and entire buildings not loading as you drive around?
IF I drive fast enough the entire road disappears
>>137217694
God, I love doing this.
It's a shame that sometimes I get a little to confident and blow my cover.
>>137219429
But because it does it is 100% needed now.
The homing launcher is Rockstar's third biggest mistake in GTA Online, the second is the Hydra being buyable, and the biggest one is Shark Cards.I could probably rant for a while about the Hydra and how much it breaks the flow of freeroam now.
>>137219532
You don't have the integrity to play fairly what makes you think you aren't going to abuse it
Pc cucks so delusional
F
>>137219552
Your graphic card doesn't have enough VRAM to keep up with the game, lower your settings or buy a new one.
>>137214086
Ofc me, I'd say -Horris- is a close second though.
>>137219743
As a prolific Hydra shitter, I agree. It needs to not be a pegasus vehicle, you should have to steal one from the base every time.
>>137219751
I'm starting to think qt hasn't left these threads at all.
>>137219853
>horris
>>137219914
PC cucks need to lie to themselves to help sleep at night
F
>>137220536
Hey F it's M. I'm going to meet T later and I feel like I need a little morale support, you wanna come with?
languagez, you on m8?
>>137220536I'm on PS4 :^)
How many types of races are there? How many vehicles will I have to own to be able to participate in every type of race with my own car?
>>137220669
Sure let me stop by the cemetery to pay respects to the master rice, this general didn't last 2 months after pc rat infestation
F
>>137221019
;^)
F
>>137219751
that's real shitty bait right there, qt
F
>>137222195
PC cucks
;^)
F
So uh, anybody know that car, the Prairie or something?
It looks like a sports car but says Compact.
is it any good?
>>137222908
>>137222859
I liked it, but for a compact I find the Rhapsody to be more fun to drive.
>>137224112
Do you keep themed garages?
I'm gonna get that six car garage in Blaine county and use it for my Duneloader, Sanchez (with military livery), Bodhi, Kalahari topless, Patriot and Insurgent.
Gonna get that house in Paleto Bay with the six car garage and use that one for classic cars, muscle cars and sports cars, we'll have to see which 6 actually make it in there.
In my apartment garage I'll keep the shitty meme cars, Dubsta 6x6, Armored Kuruma, Armored Cognoscenti 55, Armored Baller, Armored Schafter, Patriot Sanchez, super cars, Z-Type, smart car.
Probably get a penthouse and a stilt house later, use the penthouse garage for my race cars for other categories and then just put random vehicles under the stilt house.
Alright GTAO is definitely suffering from some damn memory leak, i have my settings set so it only uses 1 FUCKING GIG OF VIEO MEMORY.
AND MY DAMN PROCESS IS USING UP ALL 4GB.
>>137217980
Can you do the hooker blowjob / sex animations but instead replace the models with your GTA:O character?
>>137226205
No.You have to use enhanced trainer or menyoo to do something like that.
how do i anti-cheat in this game, there is not enough peace and control in GTAO.
>>137227157
ask crimefighter.
she made her own, but it's unstable as fuck.
>>137217694
Hi Crime
Singleplayer is pretty fun.
>>137227503
>menukiddies are okay when they are gtag
loving all the hypocrisy this crew has
languagez you on mate?
>>137229647
I'm fine with menukiddies as long as they don't do annoying shit like deleting cars, jailing people, blowing people up, water fountains, etc.
>>137229585
Upvoted
>>137229748
get off his dick, jesus fucking christ
>>137229852
> it's okay we only cheat for the greater good
Delusional PC cucks
F
>>137230528
to be expected when leader of the crew has had his main account banned for being a menushitter
>>137229748
Fuck languagez. I am sick of seeing this post.
>>137230610
Just another example pc being the inferior platform, they brag about how these tools make a better experience then go on whinging how they are getting shat on by these mods
The PCeasnts cannot play without cheats and prone to get upset when things aren't going their way
Basically PC playerbase are glorified toddlers
>>137197086
Yes and I generally fuck off to another lobby.
>>137204323
And in the process you are hacking against regular players too, becoming the very cancer you've set out to destroy.Or maybe you we're cancer all along.
>>137230610
DINDU NIFFIN
>2.9GB of video memory currently used
Okay now watch ina bit it's going to go up an entire gig and cause lagging again.
Do hackers even give out free money anymore?
>>137231779
yes
>>137231779
By all means, start begging for it everywhere you go. I can't get enough of reporting retards.
any /moneybros/ here?
>>137231487
> that ghost town
So this is the power of PC
F
>>137232365
I've never replied this to anyone before but kill yourself my man
>>137232465
Was in a solo session to do that stuff, fampai.
>>137231779
hardly
i was given 60k at most from random money bags falling on me.
like seriously? 60k only?
not even a fucking million.
>>137232569
> doesn't understand the point of the bersa is to be passive aircraft for the aircraft stunt community
> Hurr durr better use our shitter menu to clip other vehicles to create this eyesore when go around d shitting up the lobby
Pc players are disgusting
F
Who /jewday2/ here?
>>137232947
never played it
>>137232947
Why is that guy shooting the ground?
Is the gun too heavy for him to hold?
>>137231487
why dont you spawn us money?
it's a private session kinda and nobody will report you
>>137233158
>implying anyone in the crew even needs money at this point
>>137233158
What kind of example would I be setting if I stooped so low?and that is begging to get banned
>>137232947
Playing it right now desu
>>137227657
hey anon
>>137229647
It's not a menu.
>>137233158
>2016
>not having garages of t20s on the ready for an actually good update.
apply yourself
>>137233095
I was actually shootingmeme boy higgus
>do HL - Insurgents setup
>be the second person there
>random drives into me just so I can't get into the shooting seat
>proceeds to shoot the whole fucking ride at nothing because the Host didn't want to drive and couldn't speak english
>>137232942
I think the besra needs to have a wider smoke trail effect than the parachutes
>mod on moominstations' Besras to use 2 parachute smoke trails on the tips of the wings when?
>>137231752
>3.1GB
it's starting. Why doens't the game fucking delete old memory?
