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PURGE IS COMING EDITON
last thread: >>137015070
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
Note: The policy on crewkilling has been changed. You are now free to kill any crew members and they are free to kill you as well.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
first for sleep
>>137178403
Second for no bullying.
1st for underrated cars.
xth for tacticool
>>137178645
van doesn't look tacticool one bit
need black undercover van or insurgent mate
5th for /gtag/ trannys
xth for vintage geetag meems
>>137178740
i wouldn't be caught dead in a memesurgent unless it was armed
>>137179005
you wouldn't be caught dead in an insurgent period unless ur a dum
Since no one bothered here are the five Snapmatic winners from Lowriders Custom Classic.
>>137179407
>snapmatic contest winners
pls no
>>137178651
>trying yo start shit with a crew where 70% of players are comfyfags
Not my fault gtag is as pussified as you think reddit might be.
>le bullied meme where he runs you over or kills you randomly
I crewkill when someone thinks it's a good idea to purposely crewkill me. Hi Goochie.
>doing stupid shit on missions that jeopardizes the outcome
Like what? Anyway the outcome of the mission mostly comes from time spent on it.
>waifufag
Why do you care?
>Been reporting this faggot daily since he got hacked money, also emailed Rockstar some screenshots, bam soon.
Wow I'm threatened. I also can't believe someone hates me so much they would ride my dick this hard to get me banned.
>>137179914
>gtag
>pussified
thanks for using words where they don't belong
>>137179407
>>137179639
>>137179874
>>137180087
These look like absolute shit
>>137180087
>her face
please stop posting abominations
Is there a way to find players that you've previously played with in free roam lobbies?
>>137180087
Lastand bestone.
>>137180184
>>137180175
You them all win by not entering.
>>137180286
Fucking kek. These are all bad.
Could we do better?
>>137180230
Add them, other than that, no.
>>137180286
This one is only interesting because of the effect, other than that, its garbage.
>using that shitty truck
please tell me one of the rules to this shitty contest was "you HAVE to use the shitty truck"
>>137180175
>thanks for using words where they don't belong
Last thread you were bitching about people killing you in clothes stores or something.
>>137180473
I was comparing the absolute basic difference between a pub and a crew session.
You of everyone know that when someone does that shit to me, I keep pushing their shit in until they go passive or leave the session.
>>137180420
Why do you think I keep posting the winners.
>>137180441
The only rules of the contest is it has to have stuff from the update it's promoting. So you could've used a Donk or Viergo Classic.
>>137179914
>Hi Goochie
Hello!
Just don't give me a reason to crewkill you :^)
>>137180087
HOW DO YOU SELECT SUSPENDERS
80's and 90's (rally) legends when?
>>137181080
Those are forced, you have to pick those huge pants with the shirt outfit.
else, go play as a male, they have actual suspenders iirc
>>137181080
Buy one of the high-waisted outfits. You have to buy the whole outfit.
This unlocks the Blouse top category and High-Waisted Pants category. If you're wearing a blouse you can buy and equip suspenders at the accessory prompt.
how to make friend
>>137181563
Friends list?
press HOME, click on social, click on Find players, click name, add friends
actual friends?
talk to them ingame, establish commonpoints then add them
>searching for Sabre Turbo
>find one
>getting into it
>computer crashes
FUCK
>>137181810
rest in spaghetti
never forghetti
Green return when
Tonks return when
Anyones return when
>>137183032
Fun return when?
>>137181810
>drive bike to garage, have to replace one even though I had a spot open
>that spot says scorcher (destroyed)
what the hell man, if the game keeps track of what was there then why didn't cuckstar give us a way to get our shit back? this is garbage desu
>>137183032
tfw tonks moved on to other games
tfw you should too
>>137183921
>comfy lilly.png
>>137181810
Where did you find it? Just on the street?
>>137184069
/gtag/ is all I have
>>137184121
Yeah just on the streets. It was parked in front of some building in downtown LS.
Should I buy a Trevor truck? Seems like it could be fun to have.
Been considering a Kalahari Topless too.Should I buy a Trevor truck in real life? The M715 Kaiser Jeep, they're like around $5k for a kinda beat up one, which would work well for the Trevor look.
>>137184849
Do you need a truck? Do you have enough money to purchase one?
If so,buy one and tell us how it is. Give us some details on the truck, too. Diesel, number of gears, tank capacity, top speed, etc.
>>137185190
The truck uses a 3.8L Gasoline I6 engine, four speed transmission, with a top speed of 55mph, 28 gallon tank.
It would be nice to have a truck, I just borrow my dad's 80s silverado when I need one for now, looking at opening a gun company in a few years and having some neat vehicles to sit out front of the store, or drive around town to turn some heads, could be fun.
Most people who buy these things as a serious purchase will invest in replacing the engine with something more modern, usually a small block chevy motor, but I've seen people putting Cummins in them, and outfitting it with a few more modern features.
Is the Bodhi vehicle in GTA actually worth getting though?
>>137184234
Best to scope out other generals for replacement before you lose the will to keep playing gta.tfw want to keep playing is fading and starting to not be enough to sustain that want.
>>137186854i missed a word
[spoiler[ it was gtagcan you guess where in the sentence where its suppose to go
My sweet prince :^)
>>137186020
The Bodhi is an okay off road. Just don't make it ugly with the most expensive upgrades, make it look the way you want it to.
It controls decently, and it has above average clearance. Check to see if someone here has one you can test drive.
>>137188557
Your getting better at the editor
>>137189095
Thanks, friend.
So are you guys a real human bean?
>>137189074
how's the Kalahari Topless?
Currently my only car is a Patriot, thinking of buying a Bodhi though, and still hunting for a Sabre Turbo
>>137189662
Kalahari topless is a Kalahari. A slow, fun, comfy meme vehicle.
>>137189725
How slow is it it? Like how does it compare to the smart car?
Also holy shit Futos are fast.
I got in one as a getaway vehicle.
>>137189641
your character looks 13 years old
>timed out loading session
The kuruma is a good car
>>137191283
Smart car does 110mph max, im still surprise
Coming next week, The Declasse Tornando is being dropped into Benny's via tunables. That leaves the Sabre Turbo and the Minivan still locked. At this rate, I hope everyone is ready for Rockstar to bleed lowriders part 2 for another 2 months or so.
why does it keep changing from /gtaog/ to /gtag/ back to /gtaog/ and so forth
>>137191283
Here are your options, gun store anon:
>Look at the car guide in the OP
>Look online for a test of the Bodhi, like from Broughy's videos
>Check it out in SP
>Test drive one from GTAG in online, if someone has one
>Buy one yourself>Shut the fuck up
Seriously, just use the tools available to you.
reminder, this is an irl car
>>137193216
>tunables
What does that mean
>Rockstar Game Services are unavailable
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>137193560
>>137193560
It's already in the game. Has been since the prior update, just disabled via tunable coding. They're gonna enable it next week.
>>137193216
Why is the Sabre Turbo not for sale anywhere anyway?
>Three more months of just one car updates
>>137186806
THATS MY CAR!
>>137193482
I'd ride it.
>>137196448
I'd ride you
>>137178403
Haven't played in awhile, are hackers still a problem and is there anyway to stop them from ruining lobbies?
I just don't feel it after losing even one 1v1. I don't deserve this k/d.
>>137197357
How cute.
>>137197754
I AM NOT CUTE.
>>137197916
le anime posting
>>137193303
Because disolution. Everytime a game starts having life problems, the general starts arguing about the quicklink. The original quicklink tends to be more popular, while the new one is made by the same person who waits the whole thread just to use the new one. It's pretty typical /vg/ retardation.
So the Kalahari is supposed to be a Volkswagen Thing right?
>>137198832
A combo of that and a citroen.
>>137189641
nah, bullshit
So since I have mild autism, I'd like to be the 1,000 GTAG crew member.
Just invite me when there's 999 members ok?
>>137200146
Purge is happening before 999
>>137200146
We won't hit 1000. I am going to purge withing the next couple weeks.
>>137200252
>>137200284
I just want to be a solid X00 number then.
>>137200420
Higgus was member 900, just so you know. :^)
Does adding motion blur help with stuttering issues when driving really fast?
>>137197086
Yes. Fight fire with fire.
Is there any reason to have the Enduro and the Sanchez? They seem to be pretty much the same.
>>137205938
Can't bring the enduro into an offroad race
>>137178403
Why do we need public profiles?
>>137206506
Too see if you're in a shitter open RS ran crew like IGN, MP3, etc.
>>137205938
Sanchez is offroad king, but its a cheater because its a bike
Enduro is a classier bike, I love its look, but its exhaust looks like shit
>>137206506
>>137206617
It was either go through cumbersome steps to assure we can make a list of SC name that are still active which can't be manipulated without too much effort or this. The easiest list compiling method was quickly used to shitpost rather than post your name, the secure ways are too much work for most autists here. This is the only way, if you get purged just reapply and post name in the thread again.
>>137178403
PROMOTIONS WHEN?
>>137207065
>tfw already comm
>tfw will never be promoted
>>137207452
same.
I just wanna be a lieutenant,
>>137207573
I gotta say, Lieutenants are best rank. You're a high rank, but you don't get the shit that coms get.
>>137207967
Innocent comms wouldn't get flack if RS just let leaders know what the fuck goes on so the ones that abuse their power can be held accountable.
>>137207967
tfw comm
tfw get no shit beyond someone shitposting to demote me
>>137207967
Lolno
If you're anything higher than a rep people put you on the circlejerk list.
>>137208118
I know that feel.
>>137208095
Exactly
also, when I was remade a comms, the first thing someone asked me is "can you kick X?"
>>137208118
Ever since I was remade coms, nothing has happened so far. :^)
>>137208207
yea, how about no. I'd say Lieutenants are "circlejerk" because theyre the most active probably
>>137208469
You haven't been here last year then.
I've been in every position and was only put on the circlejerk list at Lieu or Comm.
>>137208118
>>137208331
Best feel.
>>137179874
>>137179639
>>137180286
>all good in-game related content
>borderline artisticautisticmasterpieces
>it's not a shitpost so therefor completly garbage
olll what does anon mean by this
>>137208617
Last year I was "leader" of gtag vg, which was semi active.
On pc gtag, nobody every called me a circlejerk until I made some friends on pc, or when I started kicking people because I could.
>>137208207
>should be on the circlejerk list according to you
>still don't get name dropped
Good feel
>>137208469
Seems to me more that the cirlce jerk divide lies between interests.
Not comfy vs comfy vs meme vs other
With comfy infiltrating the higher ranks of the crew the lines are blurred
just shut the crew down
like my birth it was mistake
>>137209247
Because you weren't in any position of power when people just copy pasted the entire comm/lieu lists.
>>137209719
That already happened.
>>137209791
lel I shitposted that list one day
Had all the people from broofs crew right?
>>137209536
Finally, someone who actually that explains what the so called circlejerk is
>>137210006
»40 fpstfw used » instinctively
who are some non-literal whos that aren't circlejerkers?
>>137210287
You
>>137210287
also me
I finally found a Sabre Turbo, what should I do with it?
Do thinks like the spoiler, roll cage, or transmission actually do anything?
>>137210919
>post one of the biggest circlejerkers of current time
k bro
>>137210782
Also do different wheel types have any effect?
>>137210782
>>137211092
wheels and rollcage don't do anything. transmission helps speed and acceleration and any spoiler except the stock option will increase traction.
>>137210287
me :^)
>>137210782
Make it green
>>137211487
>>137210859cross jerk right here
What secondary color should I use?
>>137212471
candy red
Halfway decent or aspie eleven months into HRT?
>>137212990
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>>137212734
You asked for it.
>>137213054
thirteen months into HRT, then?
>>137213194
You don't have theovariesto keep it
>>137213197
>>137213194
ho ho ho
Post you're favorite gtag person(s)
Post garages!
When I have more money I want to get a Bodhi and a Kalahari topless. Not sure what else I want to get other than the Dubsta 6x6 eventually.
Is there actually any use for being able to pull trailers?
>>137214086
I pick you.
>>137210287
> pc playerbase
> not filled with fag autistic cheaters plebs
F
>>137214086
>>137214086
Holy shit that pic
Alright so a hacker added a shitload of weapons to my weapon wheel AGAIN.
Since Cockstar doesn't even care how would I go about saving them to my weapon collection permanently?
>>137214582
>permanently?
You don't.
>>137214669
i just really want to keep the stun gun
>>137214727
You can't.
>>137214086
Well now.
>>137214086
I just... don't even
literally losing humanity over here
by the way, thanks, vomit tastes nasty, pic strongly related
>>137214582
> pc cucks "accidentally" receiving all weapons
F
Can you shig the Hig?
>just start playing
>only lvl 15
>get paired in teamdeath match with randos
>one is lvl 220
>I get insta killed immediately, no matter how smart I paly it
>i just raging out like the sad pathetic basterd i am
I should just stick to my single player games.
>>137214727
> bawwwww plz R* I didn't mean to obtain weapons that are not designed for multiplayer and clearly break balance I'm so shit I need any unfair advantage I can
This place is more cancerous than gta forums, suppose that's pc cucks for you
F
>>137215405
Were weapons set to Player Owned.
If so you were in the wrong TDM, any DM/LTS/Capture/TDM with weapons set to Player Owned instead of Forced or Forced + Pickups is one you should leave very soon.
>>137215615
it was forced + pickup
it's just that the cunt didnt die once
I was flanking, using cover, trying to stick with my team.
But nope. boom headshot, every goddam time.
>>137215719
you sound salty
>>137214086
I'm scared.
What's the best assault rifle? Special carbine, bullpup or advanced rifle?
>>137216097
advanced or maybe the compact if you can aim
>>137216097
We if you play on you just use scripts to get kills because power of the pc
F
>executive search
>hiding in the cave behind the playboy mansion
>leave gunsurgent with my two bodyguards
>they get out and follow me to the cave
>they stand near it while dots swarm the circle
>don't attack anyone until they're within 20 ft of the cave
>get killed in less than 5 minutes by 3 guys who got past the idiots
Fuck this fucking game and all its shitty fucking players.
>>137217410
>2016
>not pretending to be a npc
It works. I was doing it earlier, and people walked right past me. including a script shitter in a armored karuma that fired rockets.
>>137217694
I was actually going to do this but I forgot to change and you can't change while in VIP workI was wearing a beer hat
>>137214582
restart online
>>137216097
i like the carbine
I don't know why you guys don't use director mode for stuff more often.
You can do just about everything you can do in Singleplayer including ragdoll on command, pulling out your phone, and getting arrested all as your Online character.
As well as be animals after getting them in a peyote.And have civilians block your attempt at getting arrested.
>>137215439
stun gun isn't even lethal dude, it's to fuck with the pedestrians.
>>137217980
OK Jack
>>137218135
Yes but it canstunlock players forever.
It breaks the flow of online as much as the railgun does.
>>137218251
what is passive mode
>>137217839
like go into settings and exit the game completely, or just leave Online to the Splash Screen and join back in?
>>137218251
Stun gun wouldn't break the game as much as the homing launcher does.
You don't see TF2 players complaining about the scout's bat, do you?
>>137218186
It easily looks worse than Jack.
>>137215719
Did you accidentally an aim assist lobby
that shit is straight up aimbotting
i miss marfiichanover 2 months not logged into steamim fucking scared
>>137218461
The homing launcher is needed now after they added the Hydra.
There is not a single counter to it besides too many sniper rounds and the two weapons above level 90.
>>137218732
How long ago was she banned from gta Anon?
>>137218732
Maybe if /gtag/ would stop creeping on her every time she just wanted to play
>>137218821
>she
And about 3 months ago.
>>137218732
she's done with GTA and is happily sucking and fucking her boyfriend.
how does it feel to be a cuck?
>>137218927
that feel when
RIP marfii chan you were one of the good ones
>>137218135
> but it's not lethal hahaha I'm just gonna stun lock people but it's okay because I'm not killing them after all
Pc cucks, any excuse they can grasp
>>137217980
I think im at like 2 and a half hours of footage and like 700ish clips all individually done.
I probably went through like 2,000 clips of footage I didnt keep.
>>137219165
Why is blonde pony tail the best white character haircut
>>137218779
it only counters hydra cucks stupid enough to die to a welfare launcher
>>137219064
Where in my post did I say anything about using it on players?
So what's the solution of textures and entire buildings not loading as you drive around?
IF I drive fast enough the entire road disappears
>>137217694
God, I love doing this.
It's a shame that sometimes I get a little to confident and blow my cover.
>>137219429
But because it does it is 100% needed now.
The homing launcher is Rockstar's third biggest mistake in GTA Online, the second is the Hydra being buyable, and the biggest one is Shark Cards.I could probably rant for a while about the Hydra and how much it breaks the flow of freeroam now.
>>137219532
You don't have the integrity to play fairly what makes you think you aren't going to abuse it
Pc cucks so delusional
F
>>137219552
Your graphic card doesn't have enough VRAM to keep up with the game, lower your settings or buy a new one.
>>137214086
Ofc me, I'd say -Horris- is a close second though.
>>137219743
As a prolific Hydra shitter, I agree. It needs to not be a pegasus vehicle, you should have to steal one from the base every time.
>>137219751
I'm starting to think qt hasn't left these threads at all.
>>137219853
>horris
>>137219914
PC cucks need to lie to themselves to help sleep at night
F
>>137220536
Hey F it's M. I'm going to meet T later and I feel like I need a little morale support, you wanna come with?
languagez, you on m8?
>>137220536I'm on PS4 :^)
How many types of races are there? How many vehicles will I have to own to be able to participate in every type of race with my own car?
>>137220669
Sure let me stop by the cemetery to pay respects to the master rice, this general didn't last 2 months after pc rat infestation
F
>>137221019
;^)
F
>>137219751
that's real shitty bait right there, qt
F
>>137222195
PC cucks
;^)
F
So uh, anybody know that car, the Prairie or something?
It looks like a sports car but says Compact.
is it any good?
>>137222859
I liked it, but for a compact I find the Rhapsody to be more fun to drive.
Do you keep themed garages?
I'm gonna get that six car garage in Blaine county and use it for my Duneloader, Sanchez (with military livery), Bodhi, Kalahari topless, Patriot and Insurgent.
Gonna get that house in Paleto Bay with the six car garage and use that one for classic cars, muscle cars and sports cars, we'll have to see which 6 actually make it in there.
In my apartment garage I'll keep the shitty meme cars, Dubsta 6x6, Armored Kuruma, Armored Cognoscenti 55, Armored Baller, Armored Schafter, Patriot Sanchez, super cars, Z-Type, smart car.
Probably get a penthouse and a stilt house later, use the penthouse garage for my race cars for other categories and then just put random vehicles under the stilt house.
Alright GTAO is definitely suffering from some damn memory leak, i have my settings set so it only uses 1 FUCKING GIG OF VIEO MEMORY.
AND MY DAMN PROCESS IS USING UP ALL 4GB.
>>137217980
Can you do the hooker blowjob / sex animations but instead replace the models with your GTA:O character?
>>137226205
No.You have to use enhanced trainer or menyoo to do something like that.
how do i anti-cheat in this game, there is not enough peace and control in GTAO.
>>137227157
ask crimefighter.
she made her own, but it's unstable as fuck.
>>137217694
Hi Crime
Singleplayer is pretty fun.
>>137227503
>menukiddies are okay when they are gtag
loving all the hypocrisy this crew has
languagez you on mate?
>>137229647
I'm fine with menukiddies as long as they don't do annoying shit like deleting cars, jailing people, blowing people up, water fountains, etc.
>>137229585
Upvoted
>>137229748
get off his dick, jesus fucking christ
>>137229852
> it's okay we only cheat for the greater good
Delusional PC cucks
F
>>137230528
to be expected when leader of the crew has had his main account banned for being a menushitter
>>137229748
Fuck languagez. I am sick of seeing this post.
>>137230610
Just another example pc being the inferior platform, they brag about how these tools make a better experience then go on whinging how they are getting shat on by these mods
The PCeasnts cannot play without cheats and prone to get upset when things aren't going their way
Basically PC playerbase are glorified toddlers
>>137197086
Yes and I generally fuck off to another lobby.
>>137204323
And in the process you are hacking against regular players too, becoming the very cancer you've set out to destroy.Or maybe you we're cancer all along.
>>137230610
DINDU NIFFIN
>2.9GB of video memory currently used
Okay now watch ina bit it's going to go up an entire gig and cause lagging again.
Do hackers even give out free money anymore?
>>137231779
yes
>>137231779
By all means, start begging for it everywhere you go. I can't get enough of reporting retards.
any /moneybros/ here?
>>137231487
> that ghost town
So this is the power of PC
F
>>137232365
I've never replied this to anyone before but kill yourself my man
>>137232465
Was in a solo session to do that stuff, fampai.
>>137231779
hardly
i was given 60k at most from random money bags falling on me.
like seriously? 60k only?
not even a fucking million.
>>137232569
> doesn't understand the point of the bersa is to be passive aircraft for the aircraft stunt community
> Hurr durr better use our shitter menu to clip other vehicles to create this eyesore when go around d shitting up the lobby
Pc players are disgusting
F
Who /jewday2/ here?
>>137232947
never played it
>>137232947
Why is that guy shooting the ground?
Is the gun too heavy for him to hold?
>>137231487
why dont you spawn us money?
it's a private session kinda and nobody will report you
>>137233158
>implying anyone in the crew even needs money at this point
>>137233158
What kind of example would I be setting if I stooped so low?and that is begging to get banned
>>137232947
Playing it right now desu
>>137227657
hey anon
>>137229647
It's not a menu.
>>137233158
>2016
>not having garages of t20s on the ready for an actually good update.
apply yourself
>>137233095
I was actually shootingmeme boy higgus
>do HL - Insurgents setup
>be the second person there
>random drives into me just so I can't get into the shooting seat
>proceeds to shoot the whole fucking ride at nothing because the Host didn't want to drive and couldn't speak english
>>137232942
I think the besra needs to have a wider smoke trail effect than the parachutes
>mod on moominstations' Besras to use 2 parachute smoke trails on the tips of the wings when?
>>137231752
>3.1GB
it's starting. Why doens't the game fucking delete old memory?
>>137234495
you're braindead
learn how games work
languagez you on mate?
mate you on languagez?
>>137233158
>why dont you spawn us money?
What's your SC? I want to report you.
>>137235890
If you're going to be cheaterscum you might as well make yourself useful cheaterscum
>>137233158
because money spawning will get you banned, using tunables for it not.
>Horris and Krop return
>suddenly the thread is spammed with repetitive memey shitposts
hmm...
>>137236675
>horris
What.
>>137236675
Sorry, meant Derrick. The "rri" threw me off and I wasn't paying attention.
>>137236675
>>137236730
>>137236802
oh man I am not good with computer
>>137236675
> pc shitters shitting up the general
You say as that's new
F
>>137236802
These shitposts could be anyone, though. It's generic console vs PC shitposting. Probably an Australian.
>>137236903
I'm glad to see you're self-aware enough to recognize when you're being insulted, memer.
GTA online is Fun
Consoles are so much better than PC
Nessi, and all the females on /gtaog/ look like convincing pure women
I don't want to kill myselfhaha april fools
>>137236947
I think it's just an Australian, t b h.
kicking all australians from crew when
>>137237114
Don't associate Australians with consolefags
>>137237489
I'm associating you with shitposters. I thought you wore that like a badge of honor?
>>137237562
#NotAllAustralians
>>137231752
>>137234495
Ok guys, so I experimented with the processes.
Turns out, if you kill the GTA V Launcher process after the game starts you won't get stuttering.
The Launcher must be the one eating away at the RAM since it never closes.
Vote to bring back old freemode activities to next-gen
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/208753898-Previous-Online-events-should-be-bringed-back-for-next-gen-platforms
>>137234495
>>137238905
>>137231752
https://www.gta5-mods.com/tools/gta-5-fps-booster
>>137239018
>Bringed
I'm not even going to open that link, from that alone rockstar should remove freemode activities on all platforms
>>137239670
You can hide freemode activities you don't want to see from interaction menu. As it would not be evene there if you don't like them
why are there so many people watching GTAV on twitch
What the fuck is this layout
>>137240030
Shut the fuck up Marta.
HELP FOURCHAN TURNED WEIRD I'M AFRAID
>npc enemy blind fires assault rifle from cover
>every single bullet hits me
why must this game be so unpleasant to play
Jokes on you Jap moot, clover app only shows the random names.
>>137240456
>he's a mobile poster
Disgusting
>>137240456
>Mobile
Fucking gay. Just don't refresh.
April fool cancer shit
>>137240979
Please watch your language Lucinda, this is a family-friendly site :)
>>137241095
>>137241095
Fuck off timmyI'll admit that did make me laugh, this layout is just painful to look at
why cant i even open pics with this theme
>Open 4chan in a new tab
>that layout
How long will this april fools shit last
>these names
I'll try to cosplay whichever name I get.
>>137241650
I hope as long as the halloween filters senpai.
>>137241650
April first is only for 24 hours a year
>>137240456
clover v1.2.11 brotherhood reporting. no shenanigans here, feels good desu
>>137241601
It's fine if you had a thread open and havent refreshed the page, aslong as there's no new thread we safe.
>>137242031
QUICK EVERYONE POST /GTAG/ MEMES SO WE CAN GET TO THE BUMP LIMIT
Everyone calm down and post donks
>>137242267
>cuckhand
>>137242661
Explain
>>137242480
Is it worth buying? I have an excess of cash and it looks fun
>>137242850
>Is it worth buying?
As long as it does not bounce it is not worth buying.
>>137242480
Donks is bae
>>137242850
Pros
>cute little monster truck
>could go over small vehicles and short barriers
>unique hydraulics system
>great meme car
>underrated
Cons
>pretty shit with races even maxed out
>only looks good with off road wheels
Overall I give it a strong 7/10
With an upgrade price tag of $700k, it's not too bad.
>>137243541
Oh fug, I forgot to include my Donk in the post.
>>137243541
Nice, I'll get one then
I've been thinking of getting another Sandking XL so I can just fly over any obstacle in my way but the Donk seems like a good substitute
>>137242850
>Wu
>>137239919
>Jeannie
am I a girl now?
>>137244369
no preston
>>137244369
Hi Preston
>>137219839
>4 gigs of vram
>not enough
I will be the next "celebrity" to sue R* for using my likeness without my approval.
>>137244475
I am playing with 2gb of vram medium graphics is the roof for my rig
>change organization name to Death Grips
>bodyguard immediately plays Takyon over the mic
>get shitted on by the entire server afterwards
>there was no escape
>>137237754
jesus christ
>these names
We /420chan/ now.
Where's Reuben?
webm's does not work with ms edge?
>>137245521
>ms edge
Jonathan, you fucking dipshit.
>>137239553
>downloading 3rd party shit
I said befre, the issue isn't my FPS, it's the stuttering and freezing after a few hours of playing.
Thankfully I THINK I figured out the problem.
I just played for a good 4 hours and there was no stuttering while driving fast.
Killing the GTAVLauncher process seems to have been the fix.
>>137245629
webm is working in IE11
>>137245862
That's because IE11 is better than Edge for shit like that.
>>137245790
that 3rd party shit lowers the priority of gtavlauncher and all others process that are not very important while playing gtav.
I offered
threadly reminder that kouya did nothing wrong
What's wrong with google material page design?
What light brower (not eating bunch of ram like chrome(I like chrome, but only when I am browsing while not playing) would you suggest?
>tfw you actually like the design because it goes well with your theme
>>137247925
If you don't want to use extra ram while playing browse the internet on a different device.
>>137247925
Shift + Tab :^)
>>137248215
MS Edge uses less than 60MB regardless of what you are browsing. But the downside is that it can't handle webm. Currently I am trying to get chromium and test how much ram would it consume
>>137248343
Yeah but having a tablet on your desk means you're not having to touch your computer's resources
>>137219552
I have that problem too, but only if shadowplay is on.
>>137248626
>>137219552
Set resource priority to high in task manager. You will be able to see again
>mfw this layout stops namefags and tripfags
Thank you based Hiro, even if it is for only one day.
>>137248937
>+(You) this post
I love you Hiro
>>137219587
it seems like this would be ended easily by just smashing through every pedestrian in a car
I guess it's just a better google+ version
can someone please explain this shit?
what happened to the skins? and where is the menu to get the old ones back
>>137251005
It's April Fool's, idiot.
>>137251005
Shut up Howard
>>137251005
Looks like you got some malware anon. Better unplug your PC now.
>>137251005
+Diane Howard you should ask cortana "What the fuck is going on in the internet on april 1st?"
>>137251328
+Jaime Rosario
I am using windows defender I don't think that it's any kind of virus. unplugging the internet cable should solve this quickly I think.
+Jodi Jones
PM'd you the fix
>>137251439
Windows Defender is seriously notoriously shit. Unplugging the internet won't stop ransomware. Unplug the power before it's too late, please.
>>137251005
>Wowhead
>Ezeke
>Silvermoon
>Wowpedia
>Dictionary
>Spell Check
>Sactown Radio
>ED IRC
>RfK :: Webplayer
>>1327251525
+Cristina Rosario
I don't think that PM feature is already working on 4chan+
>>137251541
+Bruce Dean
It's never too late to buy a new PC. ALso it won't stop if it's a laptop.
>>137251236
>>137251357
oh fuck didnt even realise the date
>>137252176
+Alison Knight
That bear is cute thanks for sharing. +1
>>137252293
lmao
>>137252176
>>137252293
+Alison Knight
I had an HQ version in my pictures folder version of it.
>>137252527
I don't see the difference?
time for some qt posting
>>137252593
Image expanding doesn't work on this layout, click the filename link to see the whole image.
>>137252593
Click on the picture
>>137252593
+(You)
>>137252726
>>137252732
Looks the same to me?
>>137252527
>Billy Cummings
hahahAHAHAHAHAHA
>>137252873
His name wasn't his choice XD +1
>>137252873
>Billy Middleton
fuck dude, normie as fuck
>>137252873
Billy Cummings was born on January 31, 1933 in Los Angeles, California, USA as William Clifton Cummings. He was an actor, known for Circumstantial Evidence (1945), Pal's Adventure (1948) and Colorado Pioneers (1945). He was married to Audrey Cummings. He died on May 28, 2015 in Mesa, Arizona, USA.
>>137252915
What
I was referring to the actor
>>137253052
How about I stick my dick in to your pitt Ruby
>>137253075
At least someone here knows who I am talking about
>>137253217
It's a bit unreal for him to post on 4chan+
Let's see what other dead celebrities 4chan+ will bring back
>>137253217
According to wikipedia Clarence Bradley is a black man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Brandley
>>137253330
How about we just discuss gtao related shit instead?
>>137253539
Ok. any crew activities going on?
>>137253452
How about you plumber clear my pipe
One more for humane labs with gtag on PS4
we're all famous now
>>137253630
Damn... i'm on PC :(
>>137253539
How about you lick my asshole instead
Found a good browser to browse while alt+tabbing gta v which does not consume much ram only up to 60MB Chromium. Just like chrome but better, faster, stronger.
>>137253706
All good, you should play on ps4 we get up to all sorts of fun
Heists and adversary modes races, captures etc
>>137253848
I was planning to get PS4 once I finish my studies and find a stable job so I could afford a PS4
>>137253720
>>137253890
+Clark Simon
Don't mess with a horror novelist
Jesus Christ this April Fool's has gone too far.
>>137253940
We only small group I wouldn't advise buying a ps4 just for GTA
Always good thing to know though you get to play dark souls 3 without cheaters and fps games without aimbots
>>137253890
Well faggot
>>137253890
I love the new layout. This is the way 4chan is meant to be.
Post characters.
>>137254354
Actually I like this new layout too. But I miss the dark background and personalized CSS themes
>>137254354
>>137254670
>5081
?
Tornado custom is coming out on Tuesday
Source: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52594/gta-online-tornado-week-lowrider-bonuses-new-sumo-maps
>>137254809
>Tornado
Who the fuck cares?
Call me when Benny's Sabre Turbo is finally released.
>>137254808
captcha
>>137254932
>wanting to ruin the turbo with all that bullshit
>>137254809
>Tornado week
>Tornado Custom is only released on the 5th
>Nothing else specific to the Tornado happening at all this week
What a stupid name.
>>137254932
I am waiting for sabre too. The thing is that it will be the last of those three lowrides coming. I hope it will come until the april end. R* always wants to ruin the fun
>>137255063
You can skip all the bullshit if you like, but allegedly the Sabre Turbo Custom is faster than the regular Sabre Turbo.
>>137255341
Apparently it's top speed is balls to the walls fast, not just faster than the regular Sabre. Would be fun to have then.
>>137255063
>not wanting a Diablo style Sabre Turbo
>>137254537
>that fucking name
Grandpa? I thought you died 4 years ago
>>137255431
We won't get that
>>137255553
Is this bait
I'm going to throw up
what is the best/fastest way to find a dukes ?
>>137256002
we will.
>>137256248
Looks like fucking trash
They should have used the hot-rod style flames, I'd have rather them not added it at all than add it looking like this
>>137256243
Buy it
Spawns commonly in Rockford Hills, Davis and Del Perro.
Sometimes spawns outside Los Santos Customs in Burton and La Mesa, usually heavily modified.
Can be bought at www.southernsanandreassuperautos.com for $279,000.
>>137256342
Yeah, that pic doesn't do it any justice. But it was the only one I could find that shows the flame paintjob.
>>137256243
If you don't have returning player content, send me a message over SC with a Microsoft Account and its password, and I can do it for you.
t. Flibinjiber
>>137256243
shit copeied the wrong info from wikia you can buy it if you have played on 360 or ps3
Can be bought at www.southernsanandreassuperautos.com for $62,000 by players returning from PS3/XBOX 360.
>>137256954
stop trying to namefag
>>137253940
They only cost about half of what I'm guessing your PC cost, but hey you could wait till they come out with the new PS4K, and if you got a bunch of cash get one of those new ps4 VR headsets.
>>137254809
>3 of the remaining cars are already in the game code
>they are releasing them 1 by 1
This is not funny.
>>137257692
Stop, that shit is LEWD.
I like the google theme. It's a better change from the usual neet theme amirite.
friendly rebinder :DDD
>>137253630
Up to Emp if anyone still interested
>>137258190
Shut up howard
>>137259008
Fuck you and your shitty avatar mother fuck of shit
>>137257567
This is my "overpriced gaming rig" specs and price lower than ps4
>>137259297
Your character is ugly and your lack of elbows only makes you look like a stupid faggot who will do literally anything to make their shitty waifu stand out. Fuck you fucking shitter. I hope you get raped up the asshole by a thousand spiked penises. Mother fucker.
Posting to see my name
>>137259232
>>137257567
It's price is about 450 euros. when I bought this laptop I bought it just mainly for studies and ps4 costed more than 500 euros by that time
>>137259447
God damn, calm your shit down terrence, it was just a joke lmao
>>137259503
Nice to meet you Eleanor
>>137259621
Fuck you shitter retard. Avatarfagging is against the rules you fucking idiot. I will kill you.
>can't namefag anymore
>fuck guess it's time to avatarfag
>>137259780
>it's against the rules
>/gtaog/
Yea, against the rules eh?
>>137259647
Mornin, Neil
>>137259780
good thing this is gtaog where avatar posting is expected
you're thinking of gtag where avatars are banned
+Claude Speed
>>137260186
Good old PS2
>>137259946
Yes it's against 4chan rules. Fucking idiot
>>137260153
Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic +1'd your post
I get that you fucking shits can't get any real friends or dates so you resort to playing dress up online but it's fucking pathetic
Fuck you .
>>137260186
Tone it down with the filters, man. You would have a nice picture if it wasn't bloomed out the ass
>Cleo Reed
>Claude Speed
Heh
>>137260186
>banshee
>hard top
>spoiler
If you were going for a gta3 vibe you dun goofd, son.
>>137260346
+(you)
Do you get triggered by people posting avatars on a general ment for online, that is situated around custom characters?
>>137260346
I took this cosplay 3 months ago. just a test shot with rockstar editor
>>137260387
here's more
>>137260346
if you think this is bad you should check out /tsg/
>>137260516
The general isn't fucking meant for Online
Every chance I get I change it back to /gtag/, that's why the last thread was IV edition and was /gtag/. But because you fucking dipshits can't cum unless you attach a picture of your hideous fucking characters to every other post you made it /gtaog/ so any non-GTAO discussion gets shut down
>situated around custom characters
Get fucked retard
>>137260660
At least that's an actual role playing game
But Betheshit is garbage and attracts retards anyway so I would expect their general would be bad
>>137260749
Good thing tsg is the sims general. It's not even bethesda you mothbreathing sperging retard
>>137260794
TESG
TSG
Fucking what's the difference, I don't give a shit
The Sims makes even more sense
Comparing it with GTAG is fucking stupid, stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you american shiteater.
someone pls add me on gtag crew. just requested.
thecriminal
>>137260749
>every chance I get to maie it /gtag/
lmao, I don't even make the general alot. But either way, I sitll post with name in both gtag and gtaog because I can, and you can't stop me XD
>>137260979
>XD
Go back to facebook or kill yourself
>>137178403
Hang on, I haven't touched the game in a while, but I did receive a lot of money from hackers, without asking for it.
Am I at risk of being purged?
>>137260968
i have a ps4. should i join the general crew or ps4 one? ps4 only has 35 members
tron bikes when
>>137261108
haha oh shit, people still post like this
>>137261429
>some people aren't meme spewing retards like me lol XD XP
Hard to believe isn't it? You should screencap these posts and put them on reddit
>>137261621
I really hope it is because its april first, why aren't you spewing memes on april memes day?
Also, I thought I was on reddit because of how it looks
crew session on, because we were frozen by skiddies.
sc:calvinios
>>137261108
Dude, alberta, how the fuck you gonna get mad at an xD? xD xD xD :^)
>>137261763
We need those downvote arrows
>>137261763
Because a meme isn't a trick
>>137178403
I know this is the online general, but I couldn't think of anywhere else to ask.
I hadn't played a GTA since 3, just finished V recently and humble Bundle had a sale of for IV which I never played.
I picked it up and was wondering whether there were any graphical mods for GTA IV? The most experience I've had with mods is with the Elder Scrolls games and nexus mod manager, how much more difficult is it to mod GTA? Is it even worth it?
>>137262579
ICEnhancer werks for me back when I played it, but tweak the settings to your liking.
>>137262579
Tons and tons. ENBs are the most popular visual mods for GTA IV but there are also complete overhauls, vehicle replacers, etc.
Using them is kind of difficult, you'll want to get OpenIV for starters but there are a wealth of guides and options, mostly because IV was the most recent option for PC players for up until V finally released last year.
>>137263698
>CYKA clan
Why do russians suck so bad?
>>137263698
Kaz why you ugly now?
Am I gonna have to break up with you?
>>137263998
What
I think she looks better than my main char
>>137264127
>armored kuruma
kill yourself
>>137264297
not mine i promise =/
Casino update when?
>>137264341
>didn't blow it up
kill yourself
>>137264386
It'd just lead to the dumbasses here complaining that they're not winning anything and calling R* jews
I can deal with the new layout for now but is there anyway to get rid of these stupid advertisements?
>>137265259
Adblock? I'm not seeing any on my end and I always use adblock
>>137265449
>>137265259
>using adblock on 4chan
literally hang yourself
>>137265645
>acting as though this site is some bastion of goodness that deserves support
Fuck off
Who is the worst player in /gtag/?and why is it -Nessi?
>>137265645
i use ublock :^)
>>137265940
Why are you calling me the worst player? And no, I don't understand april fools.
>>137265940
>namefags
>shitty special snowflake down-syndrome character
>does nothing but shitpost
I think that about covers why
>>137265645
>not using adblock
What are you, a faggot?
Or do you like seeing unrelated bullshit on your screen?
>>137265449
Random words in some posts have been turned into ads for me, I don't know whether or not this is part of the april fools joke.
>>137264731
>I said I needed money
>>137266323
Not part of the joke, you have adware. Run your anti-virus and make sure not to click any of the links.
>>137266323
It's not part of the April fools joke
I pity you
>>137266092
>special snowflake
Can't be that special considering there's what, four of you armless people now?
>>137266529
5
and the worst part is the ALL still think they are somehow unique
>>137266529
>>137266625
They all blur together anyway, attention whoring shits
>>137266323
>Mistaking adware for a joke
Toppest of kekes.
>>137266113
>using adblock
>not using ublock
what are you, a goddamn commie?
>>137266323
Nice adware senpai
>>137266441
Totally radical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHw18akJtgs
>>137266092
Wow, thank you for being dedicated.
>>137266323
Considering you don't even know that, that is adware, download malwares anti malware and do a full scan.
>Military puts bounty on you
I need a bin Laden outfit
>>137267075
>download malwares
Solid advice.
oh gosh what the fuck is that
post em
>>137267330
That appears to be two clones, one of /gtag/'s current favourite "f"emale characters and Anthony Fantano
>>137267330
which one? higgus, catower or one of the two guys on the left?
Make Vacca great again
>>137264386
Never because it would enable underage kids gambling.
>>137267763
Make the PS2 great again
first for sharkcops are cute
>>137268204
But ps2 is good
at least better than the trash they call ps4
>>137263698
>that very blatant controller aim
Why don't you use a mouse to shoot?
When are they going to let us unequip guns? Just give us a fucking weapon locker in our garage or something.
>>137268931
Ayy Derrick
>>137268620
Leo, that's not controller aim. That's very slow mouse sensitivity
>>137268931
Ask R* support to take the guns you don't want away senpai
>>137268620
I'm sorry that I can't aim
>>137269365
That's just shitty aim, sorry
>>137269520
Not a good solution though.
>>137269520
I tried this and they still won't. I sent about 7 emails, and every time they claimed it was impossible, even when I gave precedent.
R* confirmed for no fun.
Is there any way to get outfits to save? I got them to save for a little while then after a few days they disappear.
>>137272830
In single player? No
Also fuck what I wouldn't give for that map
>>137273297
No I mean in online, the saved outfits don't work.
And yea that map makes my dick hard as a rock.
>>137268204
not even the ps3 version looks that good
>>137268931
hide options > weapons
that's it
that's all it'd take
>>137180175
What happened to the days of cuck fucking?
guys, i've just put back stock wheels on my t20 and now it feels kinda sluggish and with slightly lower traction. Am I just imagining things or does using aftermarket wheels change the car performances?=
>>137275727
They can.
>>137275727
offroad tyres > all
Benny's Tornado is coming Tuesday.
>>137272470
My most recent attempt is failing miserably as well.
The hacker stuff is mostly bullshit and I hyperbolized a lot but still no luck. I even said I would buy Sharkcards.
I'm just going to try making ticket after ticket.
>>137276157
>and buy shardcards
>>137276157
They at least told me it wasn't possible, rather than misinterpret my desires.
Let me know if it works, and they remove the God damned Micro SMG.
>>137276292
Buzzwords help, anon.
>>137276157
wow whats wrong with the micro smg?
>>137277131
Outclassed by multiple weapons.
>>137277181
b-but the drive by.
and the super cool gold trim paint job
>>137277356
In those areas there are also weapons that are either better or as good. Outclassed.
>>137261169
The one with 35 members is a new group after the old one finally died.
Just join it m8, there's usually a handful of people online most of the time.
>>137276356
Eventually just told me they couldn't even after I told/showed them others have had success with asking support, same as you.
>>137277131
Between that and the AP Pistol, I choose pistol. One less thing to scroll through when in a vehicle. On foot I couldn't care less though. Bare minimum I just want less useless stuff to scroll through when in vehicles.
>>137275972
>seriously considering making my tornado a custom just so i can paint the interior and put classic whitewalls on it
i hope it gets a generous slamvan-like performance boost so it stings less
>>137278174
That's literally the only reason I want to custom mine, I've wanted custom interiors on it since Lowriders first released
omg when is the next scriptkiddie ban wave hitting, had 5 faggots already in the last couple of hours.
shouldnt being lvl 5000+ be an automatic redflag to get banned.
WASTED
I am a faget who likes to spawn kill
t. -Nessi
>>137282082
you'll fit right in
t. gtag
>>137282082
Here I am, enjoying time to myself, cleaning out my drives and watching movies.
And the thread has nothing better to do than shitpost about me. Awesome
>>137282910
>decides to attach avatarfagging
This is why people shitpost about you, you fucking retard
>>137283252
Thanks for the compliment
languagez you here mate?
>>137275972
Sabre Turbo when?
>>137284545
I'm going to guess in like 2 weeks, together with the Minivan.
qt, you on xir?
>>137268931
>>137269638
>>137272470
You can drop weapons by pressing PC=F9 PS=Triangle XBOX=Y
>>137284607
How much does turning a car into a custom cost? I already have a Sabre Turbo as my main muscle car.
Because the Dominator is for fags.
>>137284545
They're doing it somewhat weekly for Benny car releases this month.
So theminivanis probably next week.
>>137284732
Depends on the car. I don't know if these prices have already leaked, or if it's even possible to leak an accurate price.
Can be anywhere between 500k and 1M I think.
>>137277356
>b-but the drive by.
AP pistol.
>>137284885
>>b-but the drive by.
>AP pistol.
Machine Pistol.
>>137284607
How many passengers fit in the minivan? Does it actually hold six or is it still only four?
>>137285137
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Minivan
>>137285038
How is the machine pistol compared to the AP pistol?
>>137285283
Higher damage definitely and I think higher accuracy, slower ROF and magazine size. I think it has less DPS as well.
>>137285283
AP Pistol has higher accuracy whic results higher damage during drive-by. You can equip Compact Assault Rifle on bikes which becomes the best weapon for drive-by
>>137285283
AP has just a tiny bit less spread, which was its nerf, its DPS is still hella higher than Tec9
>>137284697
Not permanently, though. When you change sessions, then try to drop them again, you get the "DROPPED TOO MANY WEAPONS" meme.
>spawn into LSIA
>immediately this happens
needless to say he went on to toggle passive and call in numerous other hydras only the be shot down shortly after
>>137285137
Four, it has sliding doors like the moonbeam though so people in the back can shoot ARs.
>>137285659
There really needs to be a bicycle mounted deathrace where we pedal around going at eachother with the guns you can wield on a bike.
Can you use the bat from a bike in GTAV? I thought you could in tLatD.
>>137285818
>it has sliding doors like the moonbeam though so people in the back can shoot ARs.
You don't need a sliding door for that.
>>137285867
You don't but the non-custom minivan doesn't have them so it's worth mentioning.
>>137285813
Throw a grenade at those weapons or have someone to pick them up.
>>137286084
That doesn't do shit.
>>137286170
I heard thet there is an option at interaction menu Hide Options > Weapons but I couldn't see that option in my interaction menu for some reason.
>>137286320
>but I couldn't see that option in my interaction menu for some reason.
Gee, I wonder why.
>>137285818
His jet was smoking, it probably lost power just as as he came down to swoop you.
Fucking /gtag/ attention whores can't even make fun of jetshitters without making themselves look dumb
>>137286543
Stop being so hostile and vitriolic.
>>137286320
That was an anon suggesting that as a prospective solution to theJewishweapon problem.
There is currently no option for hiding weapons in the interaction menu.
>>137286810
Fuck off memeres retard.
>>137286956
Fuck off, Paul.
>>137286896
>>137286365
Sad, sad truth
Since you've all been so nice and defended me from those MEAN TROLLS!! in the thread, here's a picture of me playing my favourite game, GTAO with my crew ^_^
I look just like my fursona!!! o_O
~Aida~
>tfw new to the game and gtag helps you execute a perfect prison heist
Cheers lads.
>>137287504
Oops! I forgot my picture >_<
My doctor says my fingers are too large to hit the keys but I reported him to the police for fat-shaming me!
~Aida~
>>137287756
Kenneth, you're not Harold.
>>137287756
>fat1[1].jpg
>>137287504
>>137287756
>pretending to be OfficerAida when there are no name fields
>not renaming the picture to make it a bit more convincing
>being so spiteful that you pretend to be someone you hate on an anonymous image board
Post characters.
>>137287514
Never do heists without GTAG. I learned that the hard way
>>137287514
GET OUT OF MY COUNTY YOU MANSEX CLUB
![1455164478.thuric_doom_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dYZqKkS.png "1455164478.thuric doom 1280[1]")
>>137288026
>>137287857
>>137287892
No bully, silly boys~! If you keep up this harassment I'll have to report you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P4jHWRYYQ
Where my /space103.2/ niggas @?
>>137288438
You're still not me though.
>>137288061
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? etc, etc.I don't have enough SOA reaction images for this fight.
>>137288031
They aren't always on when I'm playing sadly. Sometimes I gotta make due with randoms.
>>137288620
Would you stop trying to impersonate me? It's kind of pathetic.
>>137288461
right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZGNGBNIL8
>>137288898
>Burch
>>137288656
SoA is a terrible show, I only watched it all because it was set in and around Stockton, and becauseKatey Sagal
>>137288981
I think it was a good show, but i've got a soft spot for bikers so i'm biased. Not sure why people think it sucked. Season 7 was a Let down but w/e, still good.
Katey seagal did a really good job as the mother hen. Suprisingly decent singer too.
>>137288898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aj4qv2sziA
>listen to space
>switch to WCC
>hear roger&zapp sampled west coast g-funk
Pimp outfits when?
post random pictures related to the game desu
>>137289559
>but i've got a soft spot for bikers
Would that happen to be your asshole?
>>137289868
Rate my cosplay
>>137290080
no shoulder basketballs/10
>>137290080
mask/10
>>137290080
>undertale
>Menu spawned Sticky bombs won't show on quick replay
>oh well I'll give you the audio
>OBS won't record the audio
FUCK
>>137290068
People like different things. Be thankful we don't all drive around in memecars.
Nothing wrong with a little theme for a character if that's what they want.
>>137289868
This counts
>>137291170
>menu spawned
KYS my man
>>137273436
The outfit saving and equipping is a little wonky.
You need to wear something, then you need to save it in the outfits.
Now the outfit is saved, you can change clothes, then save -that- as another outfit.
Now when you go to your safehouse or a store you can walk up to the clerk and select Outfits, then as you hover over them you'll see the clothing.
Selecting them puts on the outfit, but you can also keep changing it and overwrite it or save it as another outfit.
any happenings? heists? races?
t. bored guy
>>137291262
>IV
Why is it that I find the only thing interested in that picture asside the brown is the train station?
I loved the transit in IV, was cool and I used it frequently, since thats how I travel in irl nyc.
>pic related
V I N C E N T
>>137290080
>Nyehhehheh/10
https://youtu.be/zdeZwAk6ULE
>>>/wsg/1016357
Me on the left got spam spawned with stickies by the guy on right that we bullied
unless someone framed that those stickies were his
he left after someone bullied him more and I reported him anyway :^)
Yes I got salty
>>137291262
>KYS my man
I never said they were mine you fuck face with big fore head :^(
>>137291906
The heart wants what the heart can't get.
Any tips on how to git gud at Sumo?
Best compact?
Best car for each specific class?
Can I park a car in my garage and save it even though it doesn't have a tracker or insurance?
What the fuck is this error?
>>137290193
>those breeding hips
r8 my character
>>137292512
>Any tips on how to git gud at Sumo
Don't fall off
>Best car for each specific class?
For supers, get a car like the Zentorno or Turismo so if some fucker comes at you from the front, they just ramp right off you and into death.
>>137292613
>purposefully making your character ugly for epic meme value
You're either 14 years old and never going to stop finding it funny or you'll regret it within less than 5 hours of playing
I want a place to spawn up in Paleto Bay.
4401 Procopio Drive or 4584 Procopio Drive?
I kinda want 0232 Paleto Blvd but it only has a two car garage, the rest have six car.
>>137290080
we should probably hang outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqkoJNkGqxw
>>137292585
That happened to me earlier, I was pissed because I finally found a Futo.
If you have space in your garage then the car gets a free tracker on it.
It's better than putting one on in the Pay n Spray.
If that error shows up while you put it in the garage then it's Rockstar fucking up. It didn't fix itself for me until a few days later.
>>137289868
when you shit on kids too hard
>>137290193
>>137292586
delete this
>>137293137
Can you not buy a Futo?
I had just found a Duneloader, but it's okay because some prick put a $9000 bounty on me and i got blown up before I could garage it.
What other cars can't be bought?
What happens if you try to buy a car when you don't have a garage spot available?
>>137293529
>Heavy Rifle
>Paintball Vest
>Retard Helmet
Get out of here.
>>137293529
>paintball gear
>heavy sniper
Cancer
>>137293529
>being a tacticool fucktard
>>137293660
I'm new to this game.
it was $26 on CDKeys so I wouldn't be surprised if there were other new players here.
I have no idea where to buy a Futo online.
>>137293706
>>137293712
>>137293738
Don't make fun of my cool swat outfit.
>>137293706
>>137293738
>>137293712
Being a swagfag with an RPG is cooler.
>>137292820
>ugly
Nigga she is beautiful. I have a kink for ugly girls faggot. She is literally my definition of beauty and my waifu.
>>137293738
Hey now
I'm >>137293712
and I still sometimes patrol around in tacticool gear but I don't wear the paintball vest or helmet and I use the regular Sniper
#NotAllTactifags
>>137293908
SWAT do not use paintball masks.
>>137293918
S W A G
S W A G
S W A G
>>137293918
>swagfag
>just wearing a t-shirt and beanie
???
>>137293529
>cheater
you only get that shit when someone reports you enough time.
I killed someone 20 times, straight, and gotten the same message a month ago.
>>137293981
Are you saying the paintball gas mask is better? The BP helm and ski mask look way better. As for the vest, I'd use a bulletproof vest instead, but the tacticool jacket or whatever visually goes through the vest and ruins my immersion.
>>137294384
shut up olivia, I have a chain and a watch and matching red shoes
>Finally made the webm
>Get back to session with gtag's
>le winblows 10 multi monitor crash
>restart
>load online for 10 minutes
>solo session
>join the session with gtag's
>this session is full would you like to try this shit that never get's you anywhere
I fucking hate this
>>137294490
You can't just put paintball before something and make it so.
The Gas Mask in this game is an actual real-life chemical mask, the paintball mask is literally a paintball mask.
Can you spawn in from a garage? Can you visit people's garages?
Is a standalone garage any different from the house garages? Thinking of buying the 6 car garage in Blaine County.
>>137294741
I think so for all questions. They just look different really.
>>137294538
>chain
Getting there
>watch
>red shoes
You lost me
Do you silently hate everyone you see IRL that isn't dressed in cargo pants and a fedora? Because news flash, a lot of people wear t-shirts and watches.
>>137294741
Standalone garages are usually cheaper than houses.
No -$50 from utilities taken from your bank.
No TV though, or bed, or dresser, or shower.
>>137294868
I dress in plain shirts and jeans and sometimes hats when I shave my head to a buzzcut. I don't care what other people wear as long as they don't sag their fucking pants.
>>137294930
It's a shame that the only good property in Blaine County is a garage.
Are the Paleto Bay houses any good?
>>137295116
It's good if you dont want to deal with other players and if you like small town scenery.
r8 my character?
>>137268620
What's controller aim about that?
>>137295414
Bad aspect ratio/10
Reminds me ofMugi
>>137295414
colour your hair something ridiculous and i'd award you some tumblr points.
>>137295663
Yeah Snapomatic fucks my shit up. Using a 21:9 Monitor
also never noticed the Mugi similarities
>>137295726
dope
You must rename your character to the next name you get on your next post.
>>137295319
How many cars do you have?
I'm wondering if it would be worth it to give up 8 garage slots to have a Blaine County and Paleto Bay house.
I could still have 42 slots if I got a stilt house and a custom apartment to go with my regular apartment.
Think they'll let us have even more properties eventually?
>>137295860
>using a meme monitor
just get a 16:9 god damn stop trying to be a special snowflake.
>>137295870
roll
>>137295860
I am the only one allowed to use 21:9 here.
>>137295943
This, I am the only snowflake. Go be a water dropplet.
>>137295414
post another picture without covering your head with glasses and hats and without a shitty filter and resolution
what the hell is going on
>>137296181
you're using monitors that aren't the same resolution like a fucking pleb
>>137296181
SHUT UP CARLOS, THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU ASKED FOR.
>>137284767
So will that %25 apply to the price you pay to make it a Benny's car or is that just wishful thinking?
>>137296007
I'm not even allowed to change my name to Virginia
Been out of the game for a spell, I'm grabbing Ballers for 9,000 every hour, but I noticed sentinels sell for more which wasn't on my old list. is there a more easily reproducible car that sells as good as the Baller?
>>137297532
Try missions
>>137297532
>grinding for money
that's not how you play a video game, if you want to get autistic about this shit get a job and put your autism to work there
>>137297825
I play missions where I can, but most of it ends up with fucktarded rando's dying over nothing. most of my money comes from fencing cars because it doesn't require other people to be competent.
>>137298235
I don't understand your situation
Buy a carbine and do the missions yourself, car sales are a waste of time no matter what
post memes
How does the Brawler do?
How does it compare the to Sandking in terms of driving over things ability?
What's the best car you can keep in a garage for running things over?
>>137298641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUfbNPqO1WE
>>137298891
Get a super
>>137298641
>>137285818
R* should not allow passive toggling while in an aircraft. They should at least have to land and get out before changing
>>137299109
>meme cars
>>137299687
>Frank Underwood
>>137299687
Early reply to eric post
>>137299687
>meme president
>>137299687
Fuck you, thank's to youRusso died
>>137299687
Are you here to tell us about Agar.ioâ„¢?
memes
>>137206825
If I'm not muscle (I'm a lieutenant) am I safe?
>>137299687
UNDERWOOD!
Anybody looking to do heists? Sippiy here doin pacstan need 2 more.
>>137299894
>>137300089
>>137300157
>>137300178
>>137300184
>>137300346
>>137300667
>>137300731
Frank Underwood here, who the fuck am I? Why is that name cool?
>>137301017
Bc is the main character of Kevin Spacey in the show ~House of Cards~
>>137301017
House of Cards
Watch it
>>137301194
>Marshall Mayo
>>137300764
I'll join tomorrow.
>>137300764
still need one? i can log in and join you
>>137301194
Aww shit nigga
>Rockstar concluded that the JB 700 having guns online would be overpowered so they disabled them
>Rockstar concluded that having a vehicle that is completely invulnerable to bullets and being able to shoot from it from the inside would not be overpowered so they included it
>>137299687
Nice name man
>>137298641
>Xiao-Ping: [][][][]?
>Muxiao-diao: [][][]
>Cheng43756: [][][][][]qq (TL Note: QQ is the Chink equivalent of Steam)
>daioxiao: [][]
Is the Scorcher the only type of bike?
I really want a mountain bike.
>>137295870
roll
>>137295870
Gotcha
for higgus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R8UXaufjIo
>>137303346
Sounds like a DJ name.
>>137302536
The Scorcher IS the mountain bike.
There's also a racing bike and a BMX bike.
>tfw accidentally bought a shitty gun
>it's first in my weapon wheel now
JUST
what do I say to Rockstar? I really don't like this shit.
>>137303580
New name new me
>>137304161
why not just put what weapons you want to access asap as soon as you leave your apartment like everyone else?
>>137305148
Just remove my fucking weapons, Rockstar Support employee.
>>137305148
>asap as soon as
>as soon as possible as soon as
Yeah singleplayer's pretty fun.
>>137308583
Yeah, nothing but fun over here.
>accidentally refreshed the page
>Now have to suffer with this april fools bullshit
daily reminder that kuruma users are shit without there crutch
If my name is John, this will become a Division themed general
>>137312504
Haha @Cindy division is such a great game isn't it.
>>137312814
Haha. Hi, Kayla! It's been so long since I've talked to you! How is Mark? Does he still play the clarinet?
I heard you two got together! Congratulations!
As for me, I work down at Safeway off of Highway 24. I work as a cashier on the weekends, and sometimes during the Holidays.
Steve is still trying to get his woodworking business off the ground, God love him. Thankfully, his father stepped in and got him a job at the mines. It's not much, but with the baby on the way, every little bit helps.
I look forward to hearing from you.
XOXO - Cindy.
PS: The Division is so super fun! It has even fewer hackers than GTAV.
>>137313213
Fuck, I was really banking on having a girl's name.
>>137296275
I do the same because the monitors are different sizes
>>137313603
what's with your main monitor thoughcatower
>>137313603
>NWA mouse pad
Can somebody post that respray and licens eplate glitch somebody mentioned to get a specific chrome on your car?
>>137313908
Shit is gangsta gangsta
>>137313908
>>137314160
straight outa balmora
>>137313898
whats wrong with it?
>>137313603
I see myself :3
>>137314447
Shepard you asshole go fight the reapers.
>>137314391delete this
>you'll never sniff your character's used panties
;_;
>>137314620
It's not working
>>137314851
..please
all of your postsplease
>>137298891
sandking xl runs things over gud
>>137178590
it's perfectly rated.. It's a meh car.
>>137312348
Filter s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css with ublock.
You can thank me later.
well, i'm bored
>>137315132
>SUV rims on the sandking
get your fucking life in order, you piece of shit
>Prison Break heist with the police uniforms
>forgot what to do to keep the uniform
anybody mind reminding me?
>>137316518
play another game
>>137317428
it looks good
get some taste, you human trash
>>137210287
Gamefreak, the green dream a30mm Kiljoy Lycaroth, neon wolf, soggykookiez, Nolsbowls, Imyourson, vengefuloath, s2x1 (ded?) Tuddish..
>>137214386
Who is F?
>F..
>Fr
>Freak
>Gamerfreak
I knew it..
>>137314754
I wish I could do that, I tried it before...with my cousin's
>>137316484
>>137317792
Radio Headset
>>137315132
That's a qtpanto
Is it still possible to get a t-shirt + invisible arms? The only working, recent tutorials I can find are the telescope/gas mask glitch for a suit vest + invisible arms
>>137318347
literally who?
>>137318036
The only taste you've got is what my dick left in your mouth.
It looks like shit. But it probably matches all the other ugly shit in your garage.
>>137318036
you have shit taste then senpai, the rims look meh but the thickness of the tire is shit
bet you put whitewalls on your casco too
>>137319725
exactly..
Killing this thread
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>>137320476
>>137320546
>tfw jetpack never
>>137320546
>Only 5 stars
please
>>137319821
whats a casco?
>>137320625
>flamethrower never
>SA infernus, cheetah and zr-350 never ever
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