Drow Waifus Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>The White March – Part 2, the second expansion to Pillars of Eternity, was released on February 16, 2016 (IT'S HERE)
>Siege of Dragonspear physical edition available for pre-order, priced by jews at $129.99
https://www.beamdog.com/products/baldurs-gate-siege-of-dragonspear-collectors-edition
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Playing shitty MMOs
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKwLkEGjhg
Friendly reminder that Siege of Dragonspear is out!!
Already???
death
>>137175002
for false erimond!
threadly reminder that women are heartless beasts and men make the best waifus
wiffu
Siege of Dragonspear torrent:
https://kat.cr/baldurs-gate-siege-of-dragonspear-reloaded-t12353506.html
Post Elven sluts
>Oh excuse me just ravaging through your meager land possessions
Meredith did nothing wrong.
Loghain did nothing wrong.
gummy bears...
>>137175594
>tfw an elf slut breaks into your house and reads your private journal
Fuck... watching the inquisition storm Adamant and slaughtering all the Wardens is a major bad feel...
>>137175594
>Yaga Shura battle with ascension+tactics
Starting to regret my decisions
>>137175594
Elves who are sluts are called flat ears
>grab siege of dragonspear
>load save before Sarevok
>chump him in 2 rounds (potions+DUHM+Berserking is pretty gud)
>time to get my siege on!
>Imoen replaced with slut
>"well okay I guess I can handle that until I have a chance to swit-"
>get none of Imoen's items, literally stuck with non-magical Ninjato, Studded Leather and 20 Darts
reeeeeeee
>>137178179
You'll probably get something more OP 15 minutes into the expansion
Why on earth was this on /x/?
>>137175594
>>137179070
looks like a lamia
Did you all make the right choice when it came to deciding who would be Emperor of Orlais?
>>137175307
Why an expansion to BG's story?
Why could they not have made an all new adventure with all new characters somewhere else in vast Faerun?
>>137179342
Supposed to be a character from Witcher evidently. Thought it was a femqun with a flower crown.
>>137178837
For EVERY item-slot?
I don't even have an item in every slot on all my characters after finishing BG1. Short 2 belts and a cloak.
>>137179668
yathough i think this is one of the choices that will ultimately prove to be "bad" in future games, i'll probably change it to celene + briala in that case.
>>137179668
Tbh I didn't give a fuck about any of the candidates.
In the end, I forced them to work together because I enjoyed blackmailing all three of them.
>>137179710
To fill the gap between the games? To give BG1 an expansion to match ToB when it only had the shitty werewolf island before? To test themselves in known waters before making a completely new game? Who knows
How many people are gonna buy a DLC for a 4y old rerelease of an 18y old game?
>>137180312
I never felt like there was a huge gap that needed to be filled. Except for explaining how you end up with that starting party.
>>137180094
I don't know. Gaspard seems to be, out of the three of them, the good guy. Celene was a usurping bitch and she tried to cheat Anora. Plus Gaspard seems like he'd be more honourable as a King. I bet if there was another invasion he'd be ready to go.
>>137180372
Probably a similar number to how many bought two dlcs for Josh Saywer's balance trip
There's no girl better than Marian.
>>137180443
>I never felt like there was a huge gap that needed to be filled.
Well, the "Irenicus captured while you were traveling outside of BG" explanation is as good as any, but I can't really comment about the quality of the new explanation without having played it
>Except for explaining how you end up with that starting party.
>killed Dynaheir because Edwin asked me to
>never resurrected Khalid after he got petrified by some basilisk
>never even talked to Minsc
About that...
>>137180905
I didn't think they were going to try and explain all the possible deaths from BG1 getting reverted in BG2.
>>137181196
I know, the point is that it's pretty much impossible to justify the starting party in BG2 for everyone
>>137179070
>>137179342
it's a succubus with goat legs from the knee downward
>>137181396
Good observation mr obvious
>>137181396
Still looked like a femqun, down to the top. Honestly just thought they were trying to replicate Cullen's cloak around their bottom half.
Did anyone make a black 'quistor? I want to make one but I don't know how willing the character creator is, can you make anyone that looks like Vivienne?
>>137184428
the demons aren't very good at their jobs desu
I don't know how to feel about Morrigan's dance moves, but those backflips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY-G2dTAo7A
>>137185175
Those are some mad dribbling skills, Morri
>>137185175
Everyone who lives in the Korcari Wilds dances like that.
>>137185949
So only her and maybe Flemeth
I'm sorry Varric...
>>137188108
it's ok
why
>>137185062
I'm guessing that's a no?
>>137188345
No it's not... feels really bad...
>>137184428
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2127
>shitlords
>>137193310
None of the Sera fanart I've seen have actually captured how fugly and retarded she actually looks in the game
>>137192228
ser barris/10
>>137193473
>curating Sera fanart
>>137193473
Probably because she's a total qt!
>>137194001
>le black jedy man
>>137194076
>not liking mace dindu
I think I might finally get around to playing BG1/2 and maybe Planescape Torment this summer, friends
>tfw you will never double bang the right and left hands of the divine
I want to brush Cass's cheek...
>>137194640
>>137194640
i got you senpai
>>137189235
People get bored and think they're super duper clever.
New mommy selfies when
I want to brush Cass's teeth...
>>137195305
who is that strange man and why is he assaulting my waifu?
>>137196091
frederick/cass OTP...
ded
I really hate Leliana in Inquisition
>Lelian
>>137199484
here are some angry words somebody wrote
>>137200390
she was still ranting about the game as far as october last year? i thought she played like twenty minutes one time on a ps3 and then never touched it again.
How does save exporting works if I ARR from DA:O to DA:I, or is it not possible and I have to play some default story?
>>137201246
use dragonagekeep
not good
>>137201804
>>137201778
I've read the OP Anon, but I assumed keep was somehow limited to retail version and would not work for ARR.
Also how do you export from DA:O>DA2?
>>137201884
Cheese it from a distance.
>>137202059
how distant are we talking about?i was in the middle of running away
>>137202174
Pretty much every dragon fight can be cheesed if you take a vantage point as far as you possibly can away from it and shoot at it with a mage.
The dragon will typically have some starting position and it will never leave it if you don't get close enough to trigger its script.
>>137200390
sounds kinda like what cd projekt red did to TW1, tacked in some lore and forgot about it in the subsequent games because the first game was a experiment.
>>137201246
>>137201921
What is ARR? Keep will work with anything anyways, you don't have to export a save file at all. You can build your own save manually in there and pick every decision you made in the game by hand. Origins > 2 just needs to read a save file, look it up if you're having trouble.
>>137202332
I'm going to rationalize this to myself by saying that, if I weren't using the trial, I'd be strong enough to fight it for real
>>137202358
that's from eym, a literal batshit who ignores canon when it doesn't fit with her vision of what it should be. leliana being involved in the chantry was established all the way back in origins.
>>137202583
Oh, I see. Maybe she just has the attention span of a goldfish and it flew over her head. Sorry, I'm new.
>>137202796
it's ok. you're actually better off not knowing about her.
>>137202536
Sometimes some of their scripts will still fire. Like that dragon in the exalted plains that turns invulnerable and flies around at set HP points. But just keep on cheesing at it and it will surely die.
The skull will spawn right by your location too.
>>137200390
>>137202583
I could tell it was her even though I've never even seen this particular rant.
>>137203514
what a loon
>>137203514
Delete this garbage
>>137203514
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I've been thinking about replaying DA:I, since I haven't even touched it since before the DLC was released. Should I bother replaying DA1&2, or should I just use the Keep and import that?
Is Sera the bottom bitch or the alpha dog?
>>137203514
>morrigan
>lebian
>>137205279
Keep, unless you really want to.
>>137206258
l-lewd...
Could someone check to see if they can connect to the dragon age inquisition servers on ps4 trying to import my world state and it keeps disconnecting me
cool armor....
>>137208191
where is it?
>>137208271
in the middle, silly!Also I've done almost all content for my level so I'm turning off trials for a little while to catch up
>>137208271
everywhere, i've gotten like 5 copies of it and blueprints too
>>137208191
>using solas
ew
>>137208587
i like listening to him bitch and moan
what
the
fuck
>>137207178
is there anyone here who can help i'm just trying to check if the problem is on my end
Cass is the ultimate qt
>>137209806
Correct
>>137209616
Give me just a few..
So after watching someone play a fair amount of DA2, I refuse to go through it myself. Can you jump from DA:O to inquisition without losing much in way of story and lore?
i want to turn sera straight with the power of pleasure
>>137209258
He's from Kirkwall, that's why he's so ugly
>>137210238
Yeah, you don't really lose anything important at all. Just look up the main story beats.
>>137209616
Looks like it's connecting fine from my end. Check to see if other things are having issues.
>>137210459
thanks for the help my shitty wifi card was working yesterday don't know what could be causing it to auto disconnect. It's weird because it's only the DA server that's doing it
I wish DA had Dragon's Dogma style creature climbing and fighting...
>>137211552
then play dragon's dogma
it's april fools tomorrow
what kind of memes are you going to get for /dag/?
male or female
>>137212408
da4 leaks
>>137212493
we all know frederic is a female...
>>137212601
wow rude
>>137212763
what's rude about that? she's very cute!
>>137212852
she has facial hair...
>>137212904
it's fake, that's just her poor attempt at keeping the lusty boys away...
>>137212995
it's not working for dorian...
Left or right?
>>137213180
I want both
Looks like they would have fun together
>>137213180
Right.
Left is how you sailor syphilis spreads.
>>137213180
Neither.
Sera's hips...
>>137215339
Her legs are the best part
>>137213180
left for boob squish hugs right for comforting big sis hugs
>>137215391
Good legs don't look good without good hips and vice versa
It's storming outside and perfect weather for sleepy time. Night /dag/
>>137215972
Sleep tight cutie
>>137216054
Forearm with timestamp and a picture of your waifu. Now.
>>137216258
W-what?
>>137216450
Could someone tell me what is going on right now
>>137216634
I'm making you freak out.
Night night.
>>137216732
Night
>the future archon of tevinter will either be a gay man or a trans woman
>>137216864
>what is the difference
>>137217089
dohoho
Honestly though Liara is the best girl
>>137217453
Disappointed in you
>>137217618
Why, friend?
>>137217713
You know exactly why...
>Wynne will never be your mentor
>>137218192
Explain before I get very angry...
>>137217453
>girl
uh........... she's an agender lesbian femme...........
>>137218312
He's a degenerate, ignore and embrace eternity
>>137219417
Rude
>>137219417
kiki get out
>>137219523
fellow patrician
>>137219606
I don't know how people played DudeShep.
>>137219770
Simple, Femshep is an abomination and I am not a filthy heathen
>>137219770
By being a normal, well adjusted member of society...
>>137219770
>>>/tumblr/
>>137219523
>>137219606
>http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Liara_T'Soni
>Gender: Feminine
explain THIS
We can all agree that marrying Anora and Alistair is the best choice right?
>>137220429
Mygraphite roddon't have to explain shit
>>137218312
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
>>137220119
>back to tumblr
>>137220976
seriously though what
>>137221064
fuck, meant this for >>137219770
>>137220440
That is the only chance for a functioning monarchy.
current /dagbwg/ is almost as good as classic MEG... maybe better
when do i become the reaper
>>137221816NOW
>>137221816
You are the reapers
>>137221994
but i'm still a boy...
>>137222037
And then anon was a reaper
Post Thom right now or else...
>>137200390
The Divine called out for wetwork and Leliana answered.
>>137221134
it doesn't matter
>>137212408
Mass Effect Origins teaser.
>>137222485
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>>137222674
space blight?
>>137222485
>>137223026
>blight
そ うだね
>>137223037
Wheel of Time is shit and Robert Jordan is a hack
I bought the first book on accident because I was drunk and got it mixed up with the Dark Tower series which I actually wanted to read and I ended up getting bored to tears and throwing it in the garbage
>>137223260
kek
half of the lore of dragon age is directly stolen from the wheel of time
>>137223493
WoT is hardly a bastion of innovation
Literally every fantasy setting "steals" from other fantasy settings
happy trans day of visibility to all my femme agender, genderqueer, and non-binary siblings around the world. no matter how you dress, how you present, how you look: you are valid, you are enough, you are AMAZING.
>>137223789
Thanks sis.
>>137223789
and i want to fuck you
>>137223789
oh hang on it's April 1
>>137224226
the trans day thing was the 31st
which dragon age companion makes the best coffee?
>>137224368
>wynne
>aveline
>dorian
>>137223781
bullshit. you can call brandon sanderson a plagiarist if you like, but anything not stolen from tolkien is usually stolen from the wheel.
my nose burns and my throat hurts
>>137224284
that means we can resume the regularly scheduled intolerance and hatred, right?
>>137225019
yeah sure
/dag/ cookoff when?
>>137224368
Obviously Vivienne
>>137225518
As if, she obviously has people make it for her
I want Vivienne to step on me then kick me in the nuts
>>137225950
I can paint myself black and do it for you instead
>>137225990
But do you sound like an arrogant British bitch though?
>>137225083
let's talk about the cooking capabilities of each companion!!
>morrigan: best at foraging, only one allowed to handle fish, knows a good recipe for frogs
>alistair: knows how to 'cook' ferelden style
>leliana: can't cook for shit, can only make salads
>wynne: overall the best at cooking but she still can't do anything really fancy
>sten: also good at foraging but since he's not familiar with the south it's a useless skill, knows how to make good jerky though
>oghren: roasted nug
>zevran: no cooking skills at all
>>137226069
I can hire my british friend to stand behind a curtain and provide the voice, I'll just move my mouth in sync
Why does Cole look like a melting wax figurine?
>>137226394
because that's what he looked like before he died
>>137226071
>dog: pre-owned cake
>shale: stone soup
>>137226130
This is turning into too much work
>>137226547
shale mashes random wild birds and throws them into camp
>>137223789
>>137226623
bi erasure......
>>137226623
>xim/xom/bazongo
lol'd
>>137223260
The first three books are actually considered to be the good ones, it's around books 6-8 where people can't handle it anymore. They're a decent read too imo, especially if you've played Dragon Age
>secretive warrior order known as "warders"
>mages are despised by common people for being dangerous and live in a tower because of it
>the reason why mages are dangerous is demonic whispers in their subconscious
>at some point, the country is invaded by alien, brutal people who chain and mutilate their mages and hate magic in general
>travel is made easy by accessing a weird pocket space that stretches underground (deep roads AND Morrigan's crossroads)
>totally not-Avvar society exists in the wilderness, they provide a different perspective on magic
etc.
I wish BioWare would focus more on character interactions and development than large-scope plots
>>137227073
>tfw can't read anymore and never will be able to again
>>137227310
W-why?
>>137227150
They tried to do that in DA2 and it failed
>>137227512
brain trauma
after concussion from a pretty nasty car crash i lost all ability to visualize or imagine anything in my head
my sleeping and dreaming have been hugely affected by it and i can't visualize any of memories either
it's a pretty bad feel
>>137227701
it wouldn't've failed if they had more time, and i actually think they did an alright job with da2
>>137227769
That sounds really terrible, is it permanent?
>>137227769
Can you play Dragon Age at least?
>>137227784
The point is that EA will never let them do something similar again because DA2 didn't sell and earned them some infamy
>>137227867
>>137227930
yep
vidya is still okay because the visual component is presented to you but even there it feels like something has been lost, it's hard to describe.
reading is a total no go though and that really sucks, i try not to think about it too much because when i remember all the series and settings i get used to get sucked into i get pretty sad knowing i will never be able to do that again.
>>137228310
What is this condition called, I want to learn more about it. Do you still have dreams or do you just fall asleep and wake up with no memory in between?
>>137229116
it's relatively unexplored but has started gaining some attention within the last couple years. look up "aphantasia" and look into memory/imagination loss in general if you're interested.
i can still dream but they are really vague and unclear and often i just won't dream at all. oddly enough, every once in a blue moon i will have a period of 2-3 days where i dream what i imagine is normally and more vividly, but it's incredibly rare and doesn't last very long. always makes me super happy though.
Mount & Blade: Inquisition
>>137233335
>tfw no waifu army
r*lling for quizfus.....
getting banned..........
>>137229738
But aren't you reading right now...
Could this be related to the current date....
Hope I have a comfy, wholesome husbando dream...
>You will never EVER marry Leliana, ease her irritation and stress leading to her being a nice person again, eventually give her a little son or daughter, and live as a big happy family together
>>137223260
I'm reading the first book now and I'm starting to get impatient for everyone to stop acting like rubes with half the sense of Hobbits straight out of the Shire. It doesn't help that no one tells the main characters shit.
>>137235392
Good luck...
>>137234808
>Not having microsoft sam reading everything for you
why are the Dalish the best?
>>137230986
Shems...
>>137237134
Sorry to break it to you, but elves aren't real you fat psycho
>>137233845
>tfw no new roll charts
>>137237234
Just like our waifus.
>>137238140
rill
>>137238140
>booru anon is kill
>nobody else cares to preserve inquisitor pics
It can't be helped...
>>137238609
How about you do it you lazy fuck!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoL1NRh8JOI
Post your actual real irl names.
>>137240126
Why?
>>137240335
Roberta... a beautiful name...
