Ethics of sexing pets and 1.1 yesterday edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
Previous thread: >>136949057
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit is not.
First for jerking your cat is literally rape
Second for
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>>137119312
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
>>137119679
Why do you always use the same picture?
It's not like there is a shortage of lelsokerbal shots
Fuck I wasted my money on this game. Why is it so damn complex? I have to know about orbital mechanics? Prograde, retrograde, TWR, Rocket Equation.
You need a Physics degree to understand this damn game!
>>137121185
No, you are just stupid
>>137121625
No I'm not, I'm in medical school. But damn, this game is way too difficult and unpolished, can't even orbit Kerbin or make it to Mun.
All I managed to do was orbit the Sun but I couldn't move.
>>137121680
You need to learn to manage your fuel and how you actually go to orbit
You don't just shoot for the sky and hope you somehow end up orbiting stuff.
Look on YouTube some ascent tutorials, they will teach you how to reach a good orbit.
And do the fucking tutorials in game
>>137121185
No you don't. Just get good. Why did you even buy the game if you don't like space simulations?
>>137121680
And yes, the game is unpolished.
>>137122578
I bought it because it was Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam, thought it would be accessible but it's not at all
>>137122195
Start with simple shit. Do the tutorials. Read shit online. One day you will have shit dock up in orbit. One day your little green bastard(s) will visit other Muns and planets.
What I'm fighting right now is input lag with my X52. It wasn't a problem early last year. I started playing again and it's an inconsistent disaster with my stick. Works flawlessly in Elite: Dangerous, not so in KSP. I've read that it's most likely due to Unity's handling of joysticks. I somehow doubt SQUAD is going to work on a fix SOON(TM), which is a fucking shame because I enjoy this game.
>>137122958
>asparagus staging
Dude...
>>137122710
You should start doing the tutorials for example, which you obviously didn't do
>>137122958
See attached. I literally could not sleep last night because I was thinking about building shit, little refueling bases scattered around the solar system. The challenge and joy of getting shit to line up in spess. It's awesome when it pays off, hilariously frustrating when it doesn't.
>>137123174
Wait a few weeks for the new version to come out, that includes a shitload of new information on orbits etc. and new tutorials.
>>137123308
I hope to God they fix the joystick shit, but I look forward to seeing what they come up with.
Does anyone off-hand know a good joystick that is not affected by that bug?
>>137122710
You're a pretty dumb person. So you just buy every game because it's rated positivly without evne knowing what you're buying? You're all what's wrong with video game industry.
>>137124278
I bet he'll also post a negative review that says. "Couldn't figure out. 0/10"Good morning everyone
>>137124695
And there begins the avatarfagging again.
>>137124695
>good morning
nobody cares
>>137124826
Well fine. I hope you didn't sleep well and were plagued by night terrors.
>>137124909
plsI didn't sleep at all
>>137124980
I can imagine why.From reading the thread it seems some of you spent all night thinking about me.
1.1 WHEN?
>>137122958
>using Squad controller code
It's fixed in Advanced Fly By Wire.
>>137124695
>reposting the same bullshit
It's like you want people to hate you
>>137128109
Lay off, she's doing what we asked and not avataring every single post anymore.
>>137128472
Some people will never be happy.
The UI text is now so small in many places that it's hard for me to read it
Life is horrible
>>137128691
There's a way to resize in the options
>>137128472
>still posts bullshit
>not even new bullshit
>not even good bullshit
>wahh they only did it until they were called out on it guise, that makes it ok
Spammers and spam enablers pls go and stay goI bet it's you who posts "kerbal is fun
>>137128862
That makes the navball take up the majority of the screen
>>137128994
Does it? I was playing yesterday on my hotel's TV so I probably didn't notice if it was that bad. I'm certain that a modder will fix it.Even though it should be Squad's responsibility.
Wait, what do you mean 1.1 yesterday edition
>>137129967
Prerelease came out. It's under the betas tab in the preferences on Steam.
>>137130047
But I, of course, haven't bought the game. I demand a torrent.
>>137129215
It was scaled for consoles, so it should be perfect for the tv.
>>137128994
It's okay that the navball is giant.
It's still not automatically enabled in mapview so you can still look at all the pretty planets without that giant thing on the bottom :^)
Reminder that a single line of code could fix it, but for some reason Squad was never able to do that.
>>137130047
really thinking about buying the game now...
>>137131051
DON'T.
>>137109016
>Even if I can't distinguish it myself
So you admit that you cannot obtain consent, meaning you are engaging in rape.
>As for me communicating to him, that's not really as important since whether or not I can consent to him isn't the issue, and if I'm touching his dick my intentions are fairly obvious
Again, consent is not implied, it must be unambiguous. You have to be able to ask for consent. As you admit that you cannot, any sexual acts you initiate are done without consent, and are therefore rape.
>if I'm touching his dick my intentions are fairly obvious
Which is great, but if you don't have permission, it's rape.
>>137131051
Yes! Do.Give Squad more moneys so they can make better game.
>>137131051
>Good morning
>Not shit morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdRlu-PYNJA
>>137122958
>assburger staging
you homo...
>>137134008
>Cheer up
Can you really not feel shit after ignoring someone important for no reason at all, then being a little bitch and not being able to spout the right words to apologize?
>>137134186
Got juicy details? I'll help however I can. Give you another perspective?
>about to do maneuver
>no power despite 4 XLs and daytime
>it's a fucking solar eclipse
>>137134460
>Feel like shit because "muh depression, muh self loathing, muh low self-esteem"!
>go back to studying after a week of not going
>Not really up to talking too much with anyone,even her
I don't know, it's been more than three days since I started doing that. I know she feels like shit because she doesn't know why I did such a sudden move. How do I tell her I'm a depressive fuck?
>>137135165
By telling her you're a depressive fuck you idiot.
>>137135165
"sorry, I'm going through tough times and am depressed"
>>137135359
>>137135456
>tfw you overthink it and make it rocket science for some reason
T-thanks
Catfucker, I am disappoint you removed Snek from list of things welcome in the OP. But I am more disappoint at the fags who have moved in here since 1.1 was dropping.
>The changes that need to be fixed are that career, sandbox, science need to be unified under one game type. This removes an artificial false paradigm that has stalled development by creating false impressions of what a "sandbox" and a "career" are that lead to the conflicted, stalled mindset KSP has been in since 2013.
I will use this thread to better develop my theory of the false paradigmif genderfags continue doing what they are doing
>>137136175
>the false paradigm meme is back
kek
TODAY 6PM EST
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
>>137136175
You're right about career, science and sandbox. Would you really want to not have the choice to skip doing bullshit underdeveloped contracts though?
>>137136458
The idea of separating them into three separate paths at the beginning of the player's journey is just pathetic and retarded and lazy thinking.
There should be one game mode, which options. Some options should even be tweakable after a game is started.
Remind me why you can't accept contracts in sandbox? Or you can't have career without part progression? It's stupid and lazyjust like maxmaps
>Your honor, it's clearly the case that the developers always openly invited piracy to the extent they could within the forums they were speaking. For you see, they knew they would never be able to complete a finished, marketable game, so instead they took in all donations as profit and then worked as charity for five years, slicing off little pieces of corporate profit as paychecks and bonuses and contracts no lawyer ever laid eyes on.>You see, they are still working on faith -- faith that money will continue pouring in the bank, and that, your honor, is what makes Squad's use of tax shelters, misappropriation, deception, malfeasance, embezzlement and fraud totally legal. KSP was never meant to be a finished game.
Does anyone want to see the ULTIMATE ATTENTION WHORE SPOTTING CHART made by the culture regulators to try and get an anon to stop posting?who am I kidding, of course you do!https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/128140838/#q128453324
These guys are literally cancer just trying to break the general up, don't let 'em win /kspg/!!!
>>137119679
>>137119768
Don't talk to it, it has no soul
no personality
and no reason to be here.
>>137136726
Maxmaps is shit, but I bet the idea is that some idiot will fall for that and will buy the game inevitably.
The whole KSP bussiness depends on how many retards are defending it, and there are a lot.
>can't view wall post
>>137137649
>the idea is that some idiot will fall for that
Yes, that was true of the barn too. Until we stoked the fires of anger high enough, and they removed the barn.
We don't expect results, we just light fires.
>>137132145
>So you admit that you cannot obtain consent, meaning you are engaging in rape.
This is a moot point anyway, since when I'm jerking him off he doesn't usually make any noises besides purring in the first place
>You have to be able to ask for consent.
So you're telling me that if I can't ask for consent before doing anything, it must be rape regardless of how he responds to it?
Even if he denies it and I stop, which does happen from time to time?
>Which is great, but if you don't have permission, it's rape.
So if I touch his dick a little bit and stopped because he indicated that he didn't want it, he's been raped?
So if snekfag touches his bf's dick and he says he's too tired for sex, snekfag has already raped his bf?
>>137136175
I was asleep
>>137138183
Interesting. Angry anon is getting desperateI was wondering why you changed my "mexicans getting high" links
All footage of 1.1 I've seen is the physics being broken to the point of unplayability. Is that representative of the update overall?
I'm still mad they "released" KSP without space telescopes
>>137138359
Footage of 1.1 working would be boring videos
>>137138501
You mean doctored videos?
>>137138359
I'menjoying it and finding it nearly bug free
but it's too soon to say. I do keep feeling that same quiet desperation of not having anything to do. I tried career and it stil lfuckin sucks
>>137138183
Made you this to say sorry for calling you OP
>>137138651
>I do keep feeling that same quiet desperation of not having anything to do
Thank god I haven't downloaded it yet.
>>137138359
Thats just normal ksp :^)
>>137139106
If you step on that spot, would you die?
>>137138359
As far as I know, that's only representative of the console versions
PC doesn't seem to be any different
Granted, I only know from Snekfag's stream, because there's still no download
But still
>>137139194
No.
>>137137479
I don't know who is more pathetic, that guy who posts the same kerbal fun shit every thread or you that respond with the same shit every time, thinking that will show him somehow
>>137138359
Maybe it's because only the bugs are worth posting.
The overal performance of the game is the best it ever was though.
Progress launch in a few minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDh4uK9PvJU
>>137138309
>my links
You out your links and I out mine, deal with it
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>>137139862
oh anon of anger we are so far past that
http://strawpoll.me/7237894
>>137140046
I still don't have to ask permission to put whatever the hell I want in the TY links..just as you didn't ask before putting yours. Deal with it, but if you want to drag your whining for 20 more posts I won't stop you for sure.It's the same links we had a few threads ago because I literally just copy pasted an OP I have in a notepad file, you would have noticed if you weren't so worried about being a paranoid idiot
>>137140494
Somehow Google thinks that page is in Greek
>>137139806
>James Webb launch in 2 years
>>137141208
disgusting, MLP furries are the worst.
re
blyaat
Oh man...
I shouldn't have crashed into the sun...
BURN
URNB
RNBU
NBUR
BURN
:3
>squad fixes symmetry action groups bug
>it is so thoroughly entrenched in my head to fix that shit I end up getting confused and depressed
BUILD WALL
http://strawpoll.me/7238193
>>137144180
Spoiler:Joidie Foster is in it
>>137144338I've seen it before
>>137144180
Spoiler:________________________________________________________________Spoiler____________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
>>137144425She's a lesbianIRL
>>137136175
>genderfags
So have we finally decided not to give a shit?
>>137143254
DID IT AGAIN
Clicking the box next to "liquid fuel" in the resource menu doesn't bring up all tanks' fuel amounts anymore for me
>>137143314
Way ahead of you.
>>137144697
I've noticed that too, dunno if it's on the bug tracker
>"sci fi"
check
>plot about love to get women to go
check
>matthew mconghahghy
check
deja vu confirmed
https://vimeo.com/7511513
>tfw iphone game has better engine effects than KSP
>still no spaceplane map icon
if its intentional can they at least explain their thinking
>>137145467
Planes are a type of "ship" once it's out of the atmosphere? Something like that maybe?
The map icons have always sucked and Squad will never fix them? Remember that "Rover" was an option before we even had wheels.
Hey catfucker, found something we can all agree on.
>>137145467
>the forums reply
"It would cause lag and would probably be hard to code. Thread closed."
>>137146620L-lewd
>>137146620
Yuri, is that you? Have you decided to love an animal?
>>137138183
>This is a moot point anyway, since when I'm jerking him off he doesn't usually make any noises besides purring in the first place
Again, the "it isn't rape because they liked it" argument is outright fallacious.
>So you're telling me that if I can't ask for consent before doing anything, it must be rape regardless of how he responds to it?
See above.
>So if I touch his dick a little bit and stopped because he indicated that he didn't want it, he's been raped?
Yes. You engaged in sexual activity before asking for consent. Stopping because you felt bad or your victim manages to push you away isn't a get out of jail free card.
>So if snekfag touches his bf's dick and he says he's too tired for sex, snekfag has already raped his bf?
In theory. However, because they're both humans and so can understand the nuance of each other's body language, an argument possibly stands there that it wasn't rape. This is in contrast to engaging with another creature sexually that you cannot obtain any consent from.
>>137146620
My cat always did that paw kneading when lying on my blanket. Was cute as fuck. I miss him.
>>137147276
I already love Rufus though.sorry, no pic of Rufus. He's not with me right now.
>>137146620
But breastfeeding isn't my thing
And I'm pretty sure that's a mantit anyway
>>137147278
>Again, the "it isn't rape because they liked it" argument is outright fallacious.
If he did not indicate that it wasn't welcome, and in fact indicated that it was welcome, how can you possibly call it rape?
>You engaged in sexual activity before asking for consent.
I think that most people would consider groping to be, while unwelcome, not really the same as full-on rape
But to get to the point, really, just fucking think about it
If I start jerking him off and he responds by rolling on his back, relaxing, and spreading his legs, can you really just sit there watching it and say he's being raped when he's giving every indication to the contrary short of getting up and trying to mount me?
>tfw you will never be the Rufus of somebody else
>>137148171
>If he did not indicate that it wasn't welcome, and in fact indicated that it was welcome, how can you possibly call it rape?
Oh, and how did he indicate? Did he tell you it was welcome? Or was it you using the ambiguous body language of an animal that is of a different species, and has been conditioned to atypical interactions between itself and it's owner?
>If I start jerking him off and he responds by rolling on his back, relaxing, and spreading his legs, can you really just sit there watching it and say he's being raped when he's giving every indication to the contrary short of getting up and trying to mount me?
Yes.
There are hundreds of examples of rape victims laying back and taking their abuse, and even enjoying it to a certain extent. It doesn't mean that they were any less victims, or weren't raped.
And that's ignoring the fact that he may be taking that position more for comfort than to show that he's enjoying your assault.
>>137148332
>Tfw Rufus is my Rufus.
Don't worry anon. You'll be a Rufus one day <3
Who misses the false paradigm?
>>137148772
There are times, when he doesn't feel like getting jerked off, where he instead stands up or tries to stand up, at which point I stop
I allow him to get me to stop at any point simply by expressing that he doesn't want me to touch him there, yet most of the time he does not
I have not trained him to respond either way, and I'd have a hell of a time even trying to do so
Have you ever even owned a cat before?
"try beggin for some hollywood money they've been making money off aliens for years"
>>137148816
>tfw emotionally shut
>tfw no one will ever bother
Why live?
>>137149571
End it so we don't have to read your shiny posts
>>137149571
Because I love you anon! :D
>>137149239
>There are times, when he doesn't feel like getting jerked off, where he instead stands up or tries to stand up, at which point I stop
Fantastic. We've already discussed this. You're arguing in circles.
>Have you ever even owned a cat before?
Yes, several. And the behaviour you're engaging in indicates that
>I have not trained him to respond either way
is either a lie or you simply don't know what you're talking about. The majority of cats don't like having their underside touched, period. The fact that you can do it regularly to yours indicates either an abnormality in your cat, or training of the cat.
>>137149665
Why are you even replying to him, it's the same shitty arguments as before
>>137149665
For what reason would I lie about training my cat to let me touch his dick?
I get it, jodie represents the pure curiosity of science and the priest represents faith that there is something out there
the best of both worlds.
>>137149881
While I'd err towards ignorance, to be honest (you've shown quite a bit of that so far,) it's not inconceivable that you're lying as much to me as yourself. The fact that you keep arguing yourself into circles indicates that you're having trouble justifying your rape to even yourself. Under those circumstances, people often lie to preserve their sense of equilibrium.
That said, I'd imagine you really just don't understand how easy it is to condition an animal to accept abuse.
>>137149660
>Being cute
Please no, that hurts.
>launching probe with some test parts separate from main craft fucks up contracts
>>137150231
You could condition an animal to accept abuse, but you can't really condition one to be comfortable with it
And besides, if this was the result of some sort of training then he wouldn't ever tell me no or at the very least I wouldn't let him tell me no, which is obviously not the case
If he really didn't want to be jerked off at all then even if I did train him, the training would be undone over time if I let him stop me
This also hasn't happened, years later most of the time he still lets me jerk him off
>>137150574
:(I still love you though.
Haven't played in a while. Is asparagus staging bs still a thing?
What if instead of getting contracts at random you could pick contract preferences or they could be queued by the types of parts you choose to upgrade
>>137151615
Sounds like a great idea Squad will never implement.
>>137151615
Also it'd be nice if when they asked you to deliver a satellite to orbit the satellite could be available in a menu with subassembly-like functionality
>>137151538
Nope
Who /finished game/ here?
>>137150893
>but you can't really condition one to be comfortable with it
You're kidding, right?
>And besides, if this was the result of some sort of training then he wouldn't ever tell me no or at the very least I wouldn't let him tell me no, which is obviously not the case
That's assuming the training isn't via conditioning, which is the most likely case.
>>137152519
Only just found an issue with something from 1.0.5?
>>137152631
just a general complaint. It's not even my webm, it's stolen from
>>137152546
>You're kidding, right?
I can make him let it happen, but I can't make him like it
>That's assuming the training isn't via conditioning, which is the most likely case.
Elaborate
>there will never be a "neat freak" combo bonus for either landing discarded stages or not creating debris
>>137152943
>I can make him let it happen, but I can't make him like it
And now you're moving your own goalposts.
>Elaborate
You can train animals simply through conditioning them and building habits. In that case, it's less likely that his habits would change over time. You've created a conditioned response. He can still refuse if he really doesn't feel up to it, and thinks he can get away with refusing, but the rate of occurrence of this is unlikely to increase. Moreso because cats are animals that are particularly prone to conditioning.
>>137154402
So you agree that he knows he can stop it, right?
If he knows he can stop it but doesn't, how is it still rape?
>>137153362
>Not "the results of slave labour"
>>137155185
Dude I'm not even him and I got his point jeez
>There are people that think a cat would be trained to get molested
If they like it or not they will answer accordingly.
>/kspg/ - Bestiality and animal treatment ethics
>>137155531
I still have yet to notice a sufficient explanation as for why he gives both a clear yes and a clear no
But maybe I'm just dense, if you could explain it in a more concise way that'd be nice
ive stopped paying attention to contact mostly but during a countdown they mentioned 1.1
Catfucker said he would tone it down
But he's done the exact opposite.
>>137155932
Pre-release is out, check your beta tab in steam.
>>137156194
It's just one argument, calm your tits
>>137156194
That's why I kept saying it was interesting he was getting annoyed by asking people to stop posting certain things.
Tmw Iowa and Yuri are less annoying than catfucker.
>>137156448
>>137156639ok, I'll stop now
>>137155185
see
>>137147278
>You engaged in sexual activity before asking for consent. Stopping because you felt bad or your victim manages to push you away isn't a get out of jail free card.
There we go, now comes the weeb trash, seems like we are chaining one cancer after the other
>>137158176
Holy shit, you're such a crybaby.
Post something then faggot, or don't post at all.
>>137156246
sorry i was talking about in Contact
>>137156194
Christ, she's getting yuge.
>>137157719
I'm going to turn this into a flag.
>>137159238
Slowly but surely, she's growing.
>>137159438
Damn, forgot spoiler but too much effort to fix from mobile.
>>137151538
They made aerodynamics as realistic as FAR likely was when you were last around. It encourages pencil rockets rather than pancakes, opposite to pic related.
>>137159453
PR for games, what else am I gonna do, right?
>>137159583
Is her scar fading with each moulting?
>>137151615
>pick contract preferences
1.1 adds contract generation weighting: If you reject a contract type, you'll see it less often. Ones you take will appear more often.
>>137159453
I hate you so god damn much.
My heart is telling me that I want /kspg/ to be a fun and nice place but my dick is telling that if I report you I commit a sin against man.
>>137159743
It's both fading and shrinking. Two years ago it was larger where she had to regrow scales and skin and her pattern was fairly disrupted for several inches along her side
>>137159438
It makes a perfect flag.
>>137159743
Nice, any future plans?
>>137159965
It is a fun and nice place as long as you don't bitch about stupid shit constantly. Report me for what? I ain't posting lewds so you can report me again. :^)
>>137153362
You could add an administration building strategy. Penalty money and reputation for creation of debris, reward for exo-atmospheric missions that don't produce debris. At 100% strategy commitment, orbital debris cleanup missions are unlocked once the klaw is researched.
>>137159743
>>137160308
But as of now her pattern is mostly restored and the scar scales are fewer in number and there are more brown colored ones instead of white ones
>>137159965
Inviting the janitors to /kspg/ isn't that great of an idea anyway
>>137160432
Keep doing what I'm doing, make sure I'm having the best possible time all the time. Same old, just a different place.
>>137160680
Great to hear! The hubby's into reptiles or he just lets them be?
>>137160912
So, Hugo's parts
They're shit, right?
>>137161057
I still think they're really dope for someone with his level of experience and polycount budget. Plus, he's a baller guy.
>>137160912
He has a gecko but I tend to hold it more than he does
>>137161925
Oh that's his? I saw the gifs, bitey little fellow.
Does he lick his eyeballs like the best kerbal gif ever?
>>137160912
That's cool.
What games have you been playing lately?
>inb4 1.1
>>137162070
It turns out shes a she.
>In the rapidly growing, expanding, connecting world of the 21st century, morals become skewed, perspectives change opinions, and as we depart from our simple mindsets, we often find ourselves overcome by the understanding that our actions, beliefs, words and plans will have countless unforeseen consequences in the ether of the future.
>Within this context we have become the literal gods of a previous world — we have powers and abilities and understanding of deep context that give us unbridled license to make, shift, mashup, create and innovate within this context. Those who grasp that strength create wholly new, dynamic, justified experiences that exemplify not only the pinnacle of human creation, but a deep caring for the general direction of the world.
>And then there’s Maxmaps. It’s so rare that within this hypercomplex world, we could be awarded with such a pristine distillation of the base human emotions that disrupt our inner human desire for excellence, yet here we are, looking at him, as if he were an item of evidence in a massive class-action fraud lawsuit.
>Borne out of the armpit of the world, left to rot in dingy Mexican streets and in front of a video game console, one Mexican boy emerged from the pit of hepatitis and broken dreams partially cohosting a World of Warcraft radio show where he served as the quintessential illiterate Mexican comic relief that contrasted against the real hosts and made their conversation seem meaningful.
>From this festering pit of incompetence and mediocrity came someone who unabashedly believed fascism was the only way to effectively control a populace and believed that he had within him the passion and intelligence to become the next Notch.
>After a few years of obscurity “working in pharma” in Mexico, Max found himself at Squad, insulting their most recent project, a promotion of the new “Leaf” car while being onboarded for his new role: managing the community of Kerbal Space Program.
(1/3+)
>>137163579
In future, write the whole thing in advance and copypaste
>>137165171
This should be fixed on the latest pre-release build
>>137159453
>Reporting Iowa.
Really guys? Grow up.
Probably the biggest stock rocket I've built.
>>137164797
I honestly don't know how to engage with MAN anymore since I was informed that he actually admitted to having a mental condition, which kinda takes banter and back and forth with him from being that to bullying a mentally ill person, which is ten shades of messed up.
So, sorry MAN. Had I known you weren't well I would have never played along with you. I honestly and legitimately am sorry if in any way, shape or form had a negative impact on your life.
>>137165657
kek
u mad
>>137165891
>he doesn't bully the mentally ill for funsies
>>137165891
This is angry anon. He got max to tweet about something
Cease all maxposting. That is what he is baiting for right now.ANGRY ANON ON LIFE SUPPORT
>>137166143
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/715635985657114625
>>137166143
>being this in denial
>>137165735
>using LRBs as boosters
I bet you shave regularly
>>137166734
What is it, the third time he just announces to the world he is going to "retire"?
>>137165657
Someone couldn't handle Noshiro's sexual appeal.
>>137167403
And I didn't get a chance to see it :(
>>137166774
Right? What a faggot.
>Not using 4000kN engines instead
>>137167602It was this
>>137165657
>posts weeb trash
>tells others to grow up
>>137167845
That wasn't me.
>>137167701
Cute <3
>>137127953
Well shit, I'll have to check that out! Thanks m8.
Prokhorenko : command I am compromised, I repeat I am compromised.
Command: Please say again and confirm.
Prokhorenko : They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, I am pinned, requesting immediate extraction.
Command: Extraction request acknowledged.
Prokhorenko : Please hurry I am low on ammo, they seem to [be]everywhere, I can’t hold them for too long please hurry.
Command: Confirmed, hold them off, continue returning fire, retreat to a safe position, air support is monitoring, state your coordinates
Prokhorenko : [gives coordinates which are blurred in the transcript]
Command: [command repeats coordinates which are blurred.]Confirm
Prokhorenko : Confirmed, please hurry I am low on ammo, they are surroundig me, bastards!
Command: ETA on evacuation 12 minutes, return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly.
Command: Return to the green line, continue returning fire, help is on the way, followed by air support.
Prokhorenko : Negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards!
KSP is so bad at estimating the burn time for the electric/xenon engines.
Command: Extract ETA 10 minutes, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry.
Command: return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and i died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : Unable command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: Please confirm your request.
Prokhorenko : They [are] outside, this is the end commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them!
Command: [No response, orders the airstrike]
He looks like he's about to go full cyka blyad, but he has my respects.
>>137171279
>>137170834
Rest in peace, religious-retard fighter.
where's the money squad
Rate my plane.
>my brother got busted to my evil witch stepmom by a neighbor for being in tucson but not seeing her
ayy lmao
>>137175452
No, r8 mine!
>>137175452
Bwing
>>137175452
cute!
>>137176203
>no canards
too unrealistic to be believable. delete this.
>>137175713
And why is that such a bad thing? Did he die?
>>137177078
he was in town, but didnt see her and didnt tell her he was here. they havent seen each other in several yearshe was here for my wedding
>>137177207
Silly brother, maybe he got good reasons.
But now I'm a bit confused. If he was at your wedding and he didn't see your stepmother, does that mean your stepmother didn't attend your wedding?
>>137177207
also hes her favorite of the two of us, pretty blatantly too.
why does the sph keep dropping my motherfucking plane 5 feet on launch
and the new landing gears are apparently made out of 100% trampolines
>>137177481
he was told not to tell her by both me and my mom, but that he could go see her after the wedding had happened.
>implying i would invite pure evil to taint my wedding
>implying i would risk friends and family members going to prison for tearing her apart for how she treated me regarding my dads funeral
>>137177632
>sph
What's that?
I agree on the trampoline wheels though. They're bouncing all over the place.
>>137177652
That's doesn't sound like a too fun mum. I'm sorry.
>>137177915
sph = spaceplane hangar
i thought she had changed right after my dad died, but not a month later she was back to treating me how she had treated me my entire childhood
Who's ready to get smashed? :D
I've got to go though all of these before tomorrow.
>>137179842
>still pretending to be a grill
i saw your penis you faker
>>137179842
How about you stop those fucking emoticons on 4chan? This is not facebook.
>>137179842
Rufus is qt
>>137180382
^_^
>>137180382
Sometimes I have the feeling it's your first week on 4chan
>posts on /b/
>dumb enough to show IP
>emoticons
>avatarfagging
>>137180595
lol look at this guy xD
>>137180070
>Still caring about this
>>137180595
That's not me friend.
>>137180595
>Emoticons
:^)
>>137179842
>Stop drinking much after college
>have one ~12oz bottle of hard cider with a buddy
>don't even get the slightest bit buzzed
>hungover as fuck the next day
fffuck.
>>137181395
I'm a total lightweight. Half of one of these 12ozs will have me tipsy, I don't think I've ever gone through four in a day. Luckily I don't get hung over.
I'm also a very happy drunk after at least one bottle. Everything becomes super awesome and exciting to me. I get very giggly and everything becomes hilarious.
I watched Rambo and Rambo 2 today.
I felt every explosion, every action scene. It was one hell of a fun ride. In recent action movies I just see CGI and fake backgrounds. It's kind of sad.
>>137180270
Rufus is very qt and I love him
>>137181969
Did you watch Mad Max Fury Road?
My capsule landed in the desert and fell on its side. I clicked EVA for Jeb, and there was a big poof of smoke and suddenly Jeb is missing in action. What the fuck happened?
>>137183382
quit being entitled, even AAA games have bugs.
>Yuri's getting drunk.
I guess that's as good a reason for me to as well.
>>137184335
Yay! We should do karaoke night together. tht would be awesome!
>>137181895
Lucky to be you.
I don't get tipsy before the second tankard(half a liter of a local 6-7% beer, because I'm picky) then I become extra friendly and start spewing jokes and being a comedian, with even good results as my friends say. The problem is that by this time I won't stop drinking, so some dick friend or even myself puts another beer in my hand('cause toasting to strangers is being friendly) and things suddenly spiral into me declaring to that cutie who would like to hear that from a sober man, me thinking that mean she's dumping me and immediately starting hitting on other chicks. Fast forward a couple hours and I wake up(sometime after having even scored) with the crushing realisation of having fucked up everything with the cutie, a couple new friends on fb, some embarrassing photos, the mother of all headaches and the need to shitpost a blog on kspg, being able to delay the latter until I'm sober again
>>137185173
I'm not really a fan of going out myself. Occasionally I'll hang with some friends but I don't drink unless I'm going to be there for a long time cuz I refuse to drive with anything in my system.
I'm more of a fan of staying in with Netflix and games.
>>137182914
Yes. It wasn't my thing though.
>>137181895
I am super lightweight too. But strangely I don't "show" how drunk I am to others. I get pretty drunk with 2 17oz 5% beers.
A few days ago I drank 4 of them and started taking photos of the bar, with qt cats. The bar dude asked for some photos, we took like 20 nice photos and he gave me another one. The morning was extremely bad though.
This is him and my 4th beer.
>>137187819
Fuck I just realized this is so noisy. ISO3200 should be haram.
>>137179842
Stop
>>137187819
Lightweights unite! These I'm drinking noq are only 5% volume. But it does it for me. I think the hardest stuff I've had is the Mike's Harder at something like 8% in a small can but I don't like ohw bitter it is so I don't drink much of them in a sittin.
I hope this doesn't screw me up tooo much in the morning. I have to drive 400miles home.
>>137188667
Stop avatarfagging.
>>137189063
Dude, she only posted one. Get that culture-covered stick out of your fucking ass.
