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MacD part 2, electric boogalooo (feat. Sky Williams, deeply integral member of the Smash community)
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4cn38w/the_truth_about_brandon_woodie_vs_macdsky_with/
>>137059629
Someone post the space booty picture
Ganondorf IMO
>>137059727
This is related pastebin.com/RijUmJUT
First for fuck off hoody, fuck off macfag, fuck off fishy, fuck off pame, fuck off stef
>>137060056
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>137059629
Post Rosalina and Young Link ss
>>137059779
No someone paste the Super Smash Booty picture with Corrin and Bayo added.
>>137059946
I don't get it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgKXKoJyYe
>>137060307
If Luigi smoked herb then yes.
>>137060253
The punchline is that Ganondorf is shit!
https://twitter.com/SmashCapps/status/715302458562490368
>>137060894
But that's an objective truth
Punch lines should be clever and unexpected
>>137060894
tfw i participated in the drawing of that
The list so far:
>S-Tier
Pher
Chance
Jacob
>A-Tier
GrngKllh
Pame
Stef
Serpent
>B-Tier
Bix
SwatKat
Rosie
Horneaus
Fishy
>C-Tier
Popeye
Airswimmer
Kupo
Rocket
>D-Tier
Rakyy
Hoody
Blackie
If you don't like being in that tier or feel like I'm missing more 3DS players, go ahead and ask
>>137061341
Stef is S tier
>>137061561
stef is a massive attention whore and a giant bitch
So Basically no matter who's right, unless Sky and MacD are found guilty in a court of law everyone will be on their side due to their popularity compared to SmashCapps and Brandon. Being gay apparently adds a lot more grayness.
If this was between A straight man and an under aged straight girl the discussion would already be over
>>137061341
BongLord is God Tier
>>137061341
>Rakky over Hoody
Senpai, I don't think Pikachu is supposed to lose to Palutena or Kirby lose to Wii Fit.
Why is the Smash community filled with seedy motherfuckers? Alex Strife, DaShizWiz, and now MacD.
>>137061676
That's how it works, I hope the police report is real so they get fucked in the ass since twitter and more cherrypicking are not valid counterarguments
>>137061341
>mfw above pame
>>137061848
>filled
>only lists 3
>>137061848
3 entire people out of the hundreds of thousands isnt bad anon, There'd be more than 1 or 2 of these incidents every year if that was the case
>>137061676
Alex Strife got removed from everything as soon as the accussations against him were revealed, so yeah, popularity certainly gives them some defense against these things.
>>137062002
i wanna watch this gundam series. hes a qt
>>137061812
>I increase my lag at every stock every single time
>I'm good because I can shut down characters with 1 second input lag via spamming
>>137061848
What did Shiz do?
>>137062367
FUCKING DO IT
>>137062445
http://www.dailydot.com/esports/dashizwiz-arrested-assault/
>>137062367
You should watch it, you won't be disappointed buddy.
>>137061271
>implying
Wait, Leffen's SWEDDISH??!!! I assumed he was a chink
>>137062765
I did though.
>>137062886
He's half Finnish.
>>137062385
Except Rakyy lost because he kept spamming Thunderjolt with Pikachu as an approach against a character that can reflect projectiles AND follow up on them.
Also, 0 lag with anybody else and they're well known for being a lagger.
>>137062886
half swedish half korean
>>137062886
I always assumed he was Finnish instead of mixed
>>137062998
>half finnish
>half swedishmy boner cannot be contained any longer.
>>137062595
>In the Smash world, Layton is known for his top level Falco play, but he only appeared at one major tournament in 2015.
Literally who?
>He's also notorious for his explosive behavior. He has been arrested multiple times, including on domestic violence charges.
Awesome.
>Team SoloMid’s William “Leffen” Hjelte has refused to money match Layton out of fear for his own safety.
Ahahahaha.
>>137059727
This is almost funny as that time Dunkey beat Sky in Smash
>>137063117
>Literally who
He was a top 10 player from 2006 to 2013
>>137063117
If you don't know who Shiz is then then you can fuck off indefinitely Hoody
>>137063028
>Also, 0 lag with anybody else and they're well known for being a lagger.
This is a lie, not him lagging, but you not lagging. Pikachu is unplayable on lag too.
When will my husband (n3DS) return from war (UPS)
1v1 anyone?
0705 - 6373 - 9185
>>137063802
I'll Shiz on you, punk.
>>137064047
No, I don't lag.
Ask Rosie, or if you don't want to trust them, ask Serpent.
Ask anybody who's name isn't Corin, Fishy, or Rakyy, because those have all been accused of lagging.
Hell, ask Macfag.
And if Pikachu is unplayable in lag why would they switch from Kirby?
How is it my fault they're laggy and play Pikachu under their own lag? You sound worse than Corin when he complains about lag.
>>137064809
Don't bring me into this you cunt. Stick to the trash you know you can go even with. Don't bother escalating this in any way other than getting a Wii U and asking to actually fight me, rather than mouthing off based on the words of other people.
>>137064754
Ill host now
>>137064809
I can't trust someone who thinks 1ms delay to the closest speedtest server means anything and I've read complains about lag from several other people.
I don wonder if you are here only to get everyone angry or if you think you are having fun by being an asshole and a liar in general.
>>137064809
I can personally vouch that you lag
>3dsfags
>>137064809
>I don't lag
Nigga everytime we play the framerate drops severely.
Get a better internet provider, don't use that Mexican McDonalds Happy Meal cellphone toy's wifi hotspot
>>137065238
Except I played you in Rivals of Aether.
Twice.
Or rather, I tried but the lag was too severe.
For reference, you played Gay Falco.
>>137065318
>I've read complains about lag from several other people.
Yeah, I'm gonna need some named testimonials right now.
I can't trust a No Face who's more than likely just out to shitpost on my name.
>>137065396
And you are?
>>137065918
>Nigga everytime we play the framerate drops severely.
I experience no lag with you, but if you insist.
Post your internet speed again, Macfag. Because I have a razor sharp memory and I'm pretty fucking sure it's 1.15 MB upload speed on 1ms delay. No joke.
What do you guys think about Ganon?
>>137066171
It's Stef. You lag.
>>137066190
Shit character in every Smash game, smash mod and fan smash games.
>>137066171
You played me in a game with netcode 50x as shitty as Smash 4's. And I never knew that was you, so frankly, I'm fucking disgusted I had you added on steam fro as long as I did.
Consider taking my advice and don't bother to fucking dare insulting me or trying to call me out again unless you have the guts to play me over it. Coward.
>>137066270
>It's Stef.
You mean the ragequitter who pulls out about 10 different excuses after they lose.
>"You lag."
>"You play too defensively."
>"You bore me."
>"My controls are fucked up."
>"I'm getting used to my new controls."
Macfag exposed you, I exposed you, and I feel like I could bet a crisp Benjamin that you ragequit against Pher "You're too boring." too.
But keep it coming. You all look like candles and I'm starting to feel like it's my birthday.
>>137066658
And this post is the fucking icing on the cake.
>>137065285
ggs, I can't barely move so I'll call it a day until I get decent internet
>>137067014
GGs I didn't think the lag was too bad
Anyone for 3DS 1v1?
1v1 pls
>>137067127
Yeah, you didn't seem to have lag at all, but the game wouldn't take my imputs
>>137066806
Literally no one cares, fuck off.
>>137066806
You beat me in two matches. Ever. If those are all excuses, why do I say those after I whoop that ass? Maybe take a look at our tournament match
>I lost on purpose
>I wanted to earn brownig points for Stef
>I didn't want to be on stream
Everyone here has more matches on you than vise versa. You won't even accept a challenge from me anymore. And for the record, our last set was 4-0 me.
Is the Bidou Technique glitch exploitation like wavedashing?
>>137067707
What do you think?
>>137067853
I think it is, because it clearly wasn't intentional. It took autistic tourneyfags to discover it.
>>137067897
It was discovered last year then got popular thanks to the mysmashcorner guy
>>137051919
That wasn't me, fuck off.
>>137067369
Where do we start?
>You beat me in two matches. Ever.
I've beaten you in way more than two. And I'll tell you why your word doesn't hold much weight by the end of this.
>why do I say those after I whoop that ass?
If you whoop ass why does everybody you play receive a No Contest just before you leave?
No, seriously.
>Maybe take a look at our tournament match
You won two games.
So I guess if we wanna take the facts in the record is 2-2, huh?
>I lost on purpose
>I wanted to earn brownig points for Stef
>I didn't want to be on stream
2 out of 3 of those were just jokes and shitposting, Stef.
I don't know you, why would I want to get on your good side?
And I don't want to be on stream because the streamer is all the way from Germany and I don't want a laggy game.
Taro's a pretty good player, of course, nothing against them.
>Everyone here has more matches on you than vise versa.
I also refute that and you have absolutely nothing to back that up other than a sad Little Mac user's shitposting.
>You won't even accept a challenge from me anymore.
Because between you and me there's No Contest, Stef.
Not to say I don't play people just because they're not better than me but I don't if they like to make shitty excuses as to try and devalue my wins over them.
>And for the record, our last set was 4-0 me.
If you can't remember yourself hitting Start and Quit, how could I trust you to remember something like that?
Hard to believe from somebody with even more infamy than me behind them.
So why should anybody believe anything coming from you?
You'd even lie about having a vagina for attention.
>>137067897
Well then there you go.
>>137060157
>fuck off pame
More like fuck YOU, asshole.
Stop dropping my name everytime, I just use my name when I ask for dubs.
Do you people do this everyday?
GGs Serpent, Your DHD is getting gud bruv, gotta grab a bite now
Uhhh GGs? I'm beginning to get better at dealing with that Mac.
Anyone else for 3DS?
>>137062002
I think the order doesn't matter, as we're all in the same skill level.
And after yesterday matches, you know it's not like that.
>>137068945
Admit it pame, you can't stand macfag be higher than you
>>137068629
>wall of text
>>137069136
I don't expect you to do anything.
Thinking about picking up Gekkouga. Any tips?
>>137069346
Don't.
Gimped recovery frog isn't very fun.
When your Up B somehow registers as a Side B or you bump your head you'll know what I mean.
>>137068851
They have for the last week or two
>>137069346
prepare to work way harder than your opponent for far less
you're all terrible
>>137069135
It doesn't matter.
He's very good, I saw him beating Jacob, he deserves the "praise" he gets, but I don't like my name getting dropped.
And playing dubs with him is fun. Pic related
>>137069346
Don't
>>137069346
Up-airs autocancel, so theres your combo setups. Shadow sneak is useful getting thru projectiles
>>137069586
>or you bump your head
They fixed that in 1.1.5
>get back from date
>another hoody episode
It's the song that doesn't end.
Anyone want to play?
>>137069586
>>137069650
>>137069803
Cheers for the info. I don't mind working a little harder if I'm playing as a character I like. Even though I was more of a Chesnaught guy.
Hey Poverty Smashers:
Are you really good?
Are you the best player in your school?
Wanna play against the best 3DS players of /ssbg/?
Want to be on the Tier list?
Want to be in a better place of the Tier list?
Then Join now the new 3DS Tournament!
http://challonge.com/3DS_SSBG
>>137069767
>I saw him beating Jacob
Jacob isn't that good.
He depends on poor reaction times and cheese.
>>137070212
I'll host now
>>137070264
>seeded with all the good players
>>137069346
Play DK instead
>>137069346
Dair spike when they're off stage, works every time
>>137070265
I know, but he's still better than the 80% of the general
>>137070538
That's actually not very impressive in the least.
Why do you guys care about being the best on a shitty general when you can't even place Top 8 at a local?
>>137070660
It's 3DS Smash, why would It be impressive?
>>137070495
That bracket is a preview
>>137070721
We have regulars that have placed top 8 at irl tournaments
Not everyone is capable of that unfortunately
ANY AMOUNT OF WEED ANY AMOUNT.
so who are the best players, including 3ds and Wii u
>>137071118
Gotchu famiry
Who is more cancerous? Brawl Meta Knight or Sm4sh Bayonetta? I think latter one because she forces you to play very safe to have a chance at winning or else you die at 0% while Meta Knight is just too good.
Any Yoshi mains on here?
I've been trying to get better with him recently, and I need some advice. I just can't seem to get any good combos or kills with him.
Man I thought I was playing with Hoody for a second there, with how laggy this is.
>>137071331
haha
ROSIE
POST
FEET
So, which ssbg players made It?
>Kami
>Demitus
>VoiD
>Panchito
Anyone else missing?
>>137071342
Nice try but that's not me.
>>137071342
Definitely some input lag that's making me mash but it's playable IMO
>>137066171
Back from din-din, forgot about the speedtest. Here you go pal
>>137071632
>Drowned in pools
>Made it
>be me
>be accomplished lawyer making Sox figures
>get invited to high school reunion
>lol sure y not
>get there
>start telling people of my success and escapades
>Hoody shows up
>he brings up the time he got a better score on a quiz in 4th grade
>tell him no remembers
>he begins spouting more meaningless examples and shitting in his own mouth
>people see this and leave in disgust
>Hoody ruins another event
Every time
>>137071331
I wonder what his eggs smell like haha
>>137071342
So now I have both Serpent and the post by that other guy to back me up on how laggy you are.
Thanks, Fishy.
>>137071784
Here's the problem.
That's not yours.
>>137071734
Now neither of us will be virgins.
Though I do admit it does sound like a shitpost.
>>137071745
>playable
Uh
I'll try cloud, he should make this playable.
>>137071916
Like your man
>>137068945
Yeah pretty much almost all of A-tiers are at the same skill level, we keep going back-and-forth between matches
Bonjour, /ssbg/.
Je t'aime. Vous avez mes amis. J'adore jouer au Super Smash Bros avec vous. Mon personnage de choix est le Monsieur Joue et Montre.
Et toi?
>>137072061
I can verify it's mine but since you're dissasistfied here is another
>>137072360
Yeah, this is why it's not yours.
>>137072220
I love you. You have my friends. I like playing at super smash bros with you. My character of choice is the mr Play and Watch. and you?
>>137072449
Well here is one to convince you it's 100% legit ;)
>>137071632
When did Void leave? When will he return?
>>137072491
>You have my friends
FUCKING ZUT. I MEANT VOUS SOMMES MES AMIS. I NEED TO COMMIT BAQUETTEKKU NOW
>Hoody tries to join
I'm sorry Serpent butthis is worse than Hoody's internet
I'll stick around if you want though. I'm guessing one of ours internets is just being dumb and needs to be restarted.
>>137072491
Oh so that's how you say "I love you" in French?
Wait
>>137072684
What does the "t'" mean?
>>137072615
Fucking forgot to post pic
The Cancer List:
>Chazo
>Hoody
>Stef
I would add Macfag, but apparently they just hate him because of tripfagging and nothing else, unlike these 3 regulars.
Who is your favorite /ss/ combo in smash? Mine's corrin/toon link
>>137073142
/ss/ stands for Salty Sardines.
I really hate them on my pizzas myself.
>>137072930
Really doesn't seem all that bad.
Can I spice this up with customs?
Oh wait it got better.
Thank fuck, Duck Hunt is a fun matchup for Marth.
I wonder why it did that, sorry.
>>137072220
Bonjour.
Je note plusieurs erreurs grammaticales, il faut d'abord corriger le verbe "être" et non "avoir" à la deuxième personne du pluriel, ce qui serait "Vous êtes mes amis." et non "Vous avez" / "Vous sommes". "au" est la mauvaise préposition, vu que SSB4 est un nom propre, il faut utiliser "à".
"Watch" dans ce contexte ne signifie pas "Montre" d'ailleurs. "Watch" peut signifier en français "Montre" et "Regarder". Vu la gueule du machin, Nintendo ne voulait probablement pas faire de la pub pour des montres.
Donc, de manière plus correcte, on aurait ceci : "Bonjour, /ssbg/. Je vous aime. Vous êtes mes amis. J'adore jouer à Super Smash Bros avec vous. Mon personnage de choix est Monsieur Joue & Regarde, et vous ?"
Mais à part ça, c'est correcte, même si ultra rigide.
>>137072861
>request to join refused
>>137072930
>seriously blaming Serpent
I've played with Serpent, he's fine.
I've played with you, you're not fine.
>>137073091
Fuck off Pame
>>137073251
No it's straight shota
>>137073516
No its Spicy Sauce
>>137073091
>talks about Dark Souls in /ssbg/
>"It's just the trip!"
>>137073142
charizard/greninja
>>137073369
I didn't blame anyone though.
>duck hunts customs
What fucking purpose is this huge bloody gunman
>>137073794
Human shield and for spooking you because you don't know when he's gonna shoot.
>>137073716
Tbqhwm8 it's the trip
>>137073017
>981.78 Mbps
>55.08 bits per second
>>137073794
You fight in front of him so it will interrupt your opponent comboing you
>>137073887
It's so fucking neat jesus
>how happily Palutena says "Jump glide!"
>this'll never be default
Post your main and your fighting song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9rdPAuOvsw
>>137074134
Now that the cat's out of the bag here it is pal :3
>>137074254
You know what I want to hear?
Palutena happily saying "Cock!"
>>137073017
Okay now post your real, finished one
And also post your router since that is more important than your actual down/up speeds anyway
God you 3DSfags are so pathetic
>>137074356
Do NOT sexualise her
>>137073347
Bonjour, mon ami de /ssbg/. Je suce au français en ce moment, mais je suis obligé faire quatre semestres d'une langue à mon collège. Je viens des Etats-Burgers. Je suis sur mon dernier semestre et il est assez difficile (Tbh). Je veux continuer à enseigner moi même français après l'école. Sachant différentes choses est agréable. Il va également être bon pour mon résumé.
Merci pour les corrections. Monsieur Joue & Regarde sonne mieux.
>>137074281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRdxpYrqhQU
>>137074356
I want to see Paletuna happily ribbing her cock!And then serving it with brown rice and broccoli for gainz
>>137074283
Would you like to help my practice my new secondary in a couple of hours?:3
>>137074283
>19ms
>ATT
noone likes you
>tiniest Mii Brawler that naturally fast and powerful
WEW lad, this tiny Brawler is dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3uMHviro28
Icicle Mountain is the best track in Melee
>>137074356
Do NOT lewd the palutena
>>137074483
See>>137074283
>>137074656
Yeah I'm down
>>137074356
Palutena + Toon Link hentai
>>137074846
toon link + boo from mario
>>137074524
teach myself doesn'T soun good in french, use learn instead : je veux continuer à apprendre moi-même le francais après l'école. But at least we understand what you mean and your writing is clean.
>>137073384
Should I add Pame?
Why do you hate him, /ssbg/?
>>137074734
What's wrong with 19ms? It's pretty gud for gaming. And ATT is pretty great unless you're one of those xfinity/verizon elitists
>bouncing around characters that have a custom set
>wario doesn't have any customs on his
t-thanks
>>137075003
>"Am I the only girl in the discord?"
>>137075003
empty shittalk, bad at the game, annoying chazo-tier tourney spam, got rejected by stef daily, now gets rejected by Rosie daily, mexican, underage, talks shit on players he is literally too poor to even have the chance of challenging
>>137074524
Le français est une langue extrêmement difficile en général car tu as trois cent milles règles spécifiques qui sont toutes chiantes à retenir, donc que tu ais ce niveau après à peu près deux ans n'est pas mauvais du tout, c'est plus compréhensible que pas mal de mes compatriotes. Je ne peux que te souhaiter bonne chance là-dessus, mais tu es sur le bon chemin.
Nice punish hugo lmao
Wait, pame's MEXICAN?! I assumed he was a curry-loving sandnigger
>>137075003
Absolutely not. He's extremely fake and talks shit about everyone, but only anonymously. As soon as he gets bested by someone he suddenly turns into a humblecuck. He also is shit at hosting tournies.
>>137075564
Is he the guy who hosted tournaments that had challonge problems every week?
>>137075564
Seriously fuck off stef, you fat for my taste anyway.
>>137075647
Yes. One time a full 1/2 of everyone participating just quit because of how shit it was
>>137075527
No. Fafalei is the Jaffar of /ssbg/.
One more from me, Serpent
>>137075840
Falafels arent even that good either. They're just easy to make, they don't even taste that good, why the fuck would you choose that as a name
>>137075770
>Pame in charge of speaking English
Lol. If you spent as much time working as you did shitposting and playing Smash, you could probably bring your family out of poverty
>>137076068
Fuck off be fat some other place
>>137075003
Nobody hates me.besides Hoody/Stef
See:
>>137075232
That only happened one time
>>137075253
>>137075527
>>137075564
>>137075647
>>137076068
Stop samefagging stef.
>>137075770
Wasn't me, i bet It was hoody/stef
>>137076068
>Stef making fun of other spics
You 3DSfags need to make your own fucking general.
terrible games
>>137076372
Great games. I need to unlock more customs. Started getting golden at the end.
Why don't you fags stop bitching about trash players and actually play the game?
Looking to play someone who isn't complete shit.
NNID: Falkore / 2981 6606 3988
Should I add Chazo?
Why do you hate him, /ssbg/?
>>137076372
Now neither of us will be virgins.
Thanks for the fun games Serpent, sorry for the weird terrible lag at the start.
I should really make custom sets for everybody, that was really fun.
any other dedede mains out there?
>nobody tries to deflect gordos
>his laying down is the strongest taunt in the game
>the hammer hurts real bad
>the sucks are immaculate
feels so goodman
>>137076502
he's an amiable african american
>>137076246
I'm guilty of the one thing you didn't accuse me of.
>>137075420
>>137074978
Merci pour mots d'encouragement, mes amis (de /ssbg/).
>>137076246
>(You)
Pame on suicide watch
>>137076487
>NNID: Falkore / 2981 6606 3988
Kill yourself faggot.
>>137076487
Give me a minute to get on
>>137076487
>Looking to play someone who isn't complete shit.
>mfw I can't play with Falkore
>>137076850
>playing with falkore the douchebag
Enablers like you are the worst. We'll never get him to fuck off if you keep playing with that asshole.
>>137076487
my /ssbg/bando has appeared!
1v1s?
>>137076487
But Falkore, you ARE shit
>>137076554
>the sucks are immaculate
Hey, people say that about me, too
What does he see?
>>137077191
I can verify that, macfag beat falkore a while back
>>137077279
/ssbg/ in ruins.
We have officially hit rock bottom.
>>137076729
>>137077129
Got any more pics for other annoying regulars?
>>137077140
0705 - 6373 - 9185
>>137076068
Funny you call me Poor when you actually told us that your parents never bought you videogames and had to rely on consoles your cousins didn't want anymore, and that you had to trade things for games.
Perhaps You're still mad about your mom throwing away your Gameboy Color out of the window because you were fighting your brother and didn't talk to her for a month?
>>137077659
I found one
>>137076487
UOOOOOOO
>>137077684
hosting
unless you're hosting
then I can stop hosting
>>137077796
take it to the meme cave, noone likes either of you fags
>>137078057
I am, join
>google "/ssbg/ 4chan"
>find this
>>137078057
oh god, I'll reset my connection and try again
>>137078197
holy shit dude that lag
apologies if it was me, although the last few matches I've played have been clear
>>137078609
okay. I'll join when you host again
>>137078551
>more than half the people there are gone
So.... this is the power of
>google "/ssbg/ 4chan"
>find this
>>137078741
lmao what kind of autist would waste their time drawing this shit
>>137077796
You're much better at grasping at straws than you are at playing Smash I see. Just because my parents didn't buy me video games doesn't mean they couldn't. They just didn't think we needed them. And dude, you live in Mexico, a freaking 3rd world country run by cartels. You don't even go to college. You just shitpost on ssbg and the discord. Go bus some tables or cut grass.
>>137078924
lmao what kind of autist would waste their time shitposting in /ssbg/
>>137078551
>Yuukadorf
>Falkore
It's already perfect
>>137079039
*raises paw*
don't do that
>>137078551
>google "/ssbg/ 4chan"
>find this
>>137078551
BA BA BA BA RI BA RI BA BA BA RI BA BA BA BA RI BA RI BA BA
Which do you guys like more
Kokonoe (Male) or Kokonoe (Female)?
>>137078551
The good old days when I was just a wee lurker.We were all so happy.
>>137079352
I like Kokonoe female (male)
>>137079361
were you lewdanon or was that another guy
It makes sense you all would fear my immense powerlevel
>>137079352
Kokonoe (Male) dressed as (Female).
>>137079462Nobody cared who I was until I started playing.
>>137079687
rakky is my ssbgbando
Shutdown this shitpost hub!
>>137078950
>being this mad
It hurts, doesn't It?Actually I've already finished college, u mad?
>google ssbg and 4chan
>find this
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj0FK7x5Ftc
Wait, stef is MEXICAN?! I assumed she was a white bigoted walrus
>>137080032
you're in high school
>google "/ssbg/ 4chan"
>find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE9teV0ZdzA
>>137080280
She is a Mexican uncle tom, or malinchista as we call them
>>137080032
>u mad
>i've finished college
false
>>137080032
I wish I had such a vivid memory of everything you said, but you've hardly said anything worthy of merit. Anyways, being a college grad in Mexico is like being a feminist studies expert in Saudi Arabia lol. iirc, you work at a restaurant
http://leffen.sucks
>>137080572
New /ssbg/ sings when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaNOPUeL_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkXjaqpJ5A4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9BSjKts-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5NTPLMqXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esYm9q-bi4w
Shut down this shithole
>>137081057
No.
>>137080687
he's still in high school retard
>>137080687
No I don't.
Kind of Ironic, you told us you were applying or applied for a job at Arby's.
Just fuck off, brown whale.
>>137081021
/ssbg/ really has gone to shit.
Pame v. Hoody FUCKING WHEN
Hosting
>>137081494
I don't know.
Pame has a really weird fucking schedule and I hate playing past 11 unless it's dubs.
1v1?
Ive got about an hour
>>137081494
>le annoying poverty mexican spergvirg vs le brag about wifi friendlies spamus
hahaha
>>137081307
Recounting everything I said in the discord isn't helping your case for not seeming obsessed with me. You don't even have the potential to be a coke mule. You already lied about being in college lol
>>137081705
Ruse
>>137081917
That title actually isn't that bad.
By the way guys, did I tell you about the time I outjabbed Jacob and spiked him?
I'm so much better than that garbage spammer.
>>137081917
This, no one gives two shits about either of those players. In fact, no one gives a shit about all these annoying poverty smashers
They just need to shut up or fuck off
So I'm playing /ssbg/ the RPG and I'm stuck on the Hoody boss. How do I defeat him?
>>137081790
Sending you a fr in a minute.
>>137082132
>bragging about beating a level 2 for glory ness
>>137082201
You see, the joke is that this has nothing to do with Super Smash Brothers at all, but this anon is acting like this general has some sort of RPG game tied to it and is acting like the players in this general are characters in that game.
>>137082201
tell him theres a trap waiting for him in the next area
but its actually a pitfall trap full of snakes
>>137082201
be conscious and have opposable thumbs
>>137081917
>>137082176
No one gives a shit about 3DS players in general. Why don't you guys just fuck off. Literally worse than Chazo.
Hosting
>>137082363
In all seriousness this sort of offtopic/circlejerky shit is enabled by the regulars in every thread and it is a fundamental problem making /ssbg/ a shitty place. This shit should be contained in the discords if they grew balls, but the truth is they just want to use our threads as their personal blog and chatroom
>>137082586
Agreed.
Discord's better for that shit anyway because it's literally a chatroom. No waiting 90 seconds just to post off topic nonsense.
I'm sorry pame, i hate the drama, didnt mean to let it escalate like this. Im lonely, havent had any since i was born, been a virgin all the time And if you find it in your heart to forgive me ill give you another chance. Post steamID
Need two more for dubs
>>137082269
Ayyy
>>137082675
/id/wozzler
Real talk, fuck off hoody, macfag, fishy, stef, pame
>>137081494
Already happened
>>137082558
Ask Jacob, he's looking for a match
>>137082132
You can talk when you beat someone good like panchito or pher
>>137082126
No I am hosting now for real
Room's up.
>>137082405
How can you call it a trap hole if it's filled with Snakes and not Peaches?
>>137082823
How about I fuck in?
>>137082830
>counterpicking Wii Fit Trainer with Villager
Fight my Palutena, cunt. See what happens.
>>137082882
>1.1.4
>Pher picks Bowser
>I picked Corrin
>outplay him
When can I have my Sm4sh mod with hypercharged characters and actually play it instead of just watching videos of it?
>>137083046
Kek
I don't play against Little Mac. The one hit KO and combo is too cheap. He's like Bayo but not as bad.
>>137083167
Gyromate has good taste
But real talk: Little Mac is objectively broken. Is he banned from tournament play?
>>137083382
rate their tastes
>>137083215
get a 5.4 or lower firmware Wii U or block tomorrow's update and hop efor a 5.5.1 leaker.
Two more for WiiU dubs, Jman879 will be hosting
The room is open to anyone who doesn't play little Mac(little fag as I like to call him)
Little Mac players literally need to consider suicide for using such a dishonest character.
>you will never have a cuddle orgy with /ssbg/ at Sky's House
>you will never rape everybody there
Why even live?
>>137083369
>Brags being best Marth
>Gets sent flying to the moon
>"I don't do cheap characters like Mac"
Kekkles
GGs anyways buuhh-dyFishy is best Marth
>>137083769
For Smash.
Except when Little Fag players try and play. I mean he's like Cloud(cheap one hit KO defeats the entire purpose of the game)
and Bayonetta(really that much damage from a jab?)
I mean Corrin's not that bad
BongLord? More like BumLord and I right?
>you will never get invited to Sky Williams Big House of Homos
thank god
20 dudes in 4 rooms? that fucking house probably smelled like fucking semen 24/7
thats like clowns in a car man
shit is fucking disturbing
>>137084352
Fuck off
apologies, but I gotta go
getting kinda tired
ggs though, had some fun
GGs Rosie
Hosting.
Little Fag free zone
hey lads anyone got a pastebin of macd/sky's response? i just caught up with the drama
>>137084713
lol I wasn't even playing Little Mac that match
>have to wiggle C-Stick because otherwise I can't dash
>try taunting and being overly passive so Macfag will stop
>he keeps going
Thanks.
>>137083553
Im up
>>137084784
pretty sure it is on both skys and macds twitter
So the kid MacD assaulted was lying apparently? How did this whole thing get resolved so quickly https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/715361268073242624?lang=en
>>137084350
I challenge you to a duel
>>137084879
My bad, those few frames you were taunting my input couldnt be stopped
>denying BongLord entry
>>137084942
Goddamn Melee has deep tech like that
>>137085031
>>137085031
Im guessing we doing dubs?
>>137085302
It's BongLord, just pretend he's not there.
>>137085302
Not with you
>>137084942
not really lying since macd is a handsy fag but he blew the thing like hundreds of times out of proportion for the sake of attention or some kind of grudge against sky/macd and sky had solid proof that most of what he was saying was bullshit
>>137085140
Seriously though there was still fishy shit with what Sky and MacD were saying like MacDs done worse it wasn't real assault etc.
No way Sky wasnt throwing his money and popularity in the right direction cant understand how SmashCapps had such a quick reversal
What happened to this? All lies now too?
https://twitter.com/SmashCapps/status/715302458562490368?lang=en
>>137084885
hosting
>>137076502
All he does is spam gordos, talk shit, and get fired.
To sum it up, he's that dorky kid from high school that never got his shit together.
>>137084942
I doubt it and this isnt the last of it
the smashcapps tweeted that others have come forward with stories about assault from macd
>>137085583
And the new Melee tech just keeps coming I'm sad Sakurai took it all away
Good games, Ty.
Fufu~ BongLord proves he is the supreme gentleman
>>137084947
I don't know if this is a shitposter or not, but sure I guess? Host
>>137085882
GGs
Anyone looking to 1v1 WiiU?
>Rosie joins
>I'm not on their team
>>137085948
Sorry we already have dubs...
>>137085989
Anyone for smash wii u
>>137086071
Oh, alright. Have fun!
Fucking forgot team attack and stocks
>>137086130
NNID?
>>137086187
quality
>>137086192
V_x_i_d
>>137086309
host
>>137085725
He's Scott from Zero Charisma, right down to getting fired from his last job for jacking off to hentai in the backroom
>>137085989
>couldn't have waited til the next match
>we could still all attack each other
FOR WHAT REEEEEASON
>>137086710
bcuz u sukAnd Rosie is top tier.
>>137085583
>>137085780
i mean people refuse to come forward for a bunch of reasons, but any point at which the person in question refuses to move forward with the witch hunt could be construed by that person as "refusing to come forward" regardless of how significant or substantial their claim was to begin with
ie it couldve been something insignificant that they dropped the instant they realized this was something serious they shouldnt get involved in
so its very possible "other people" is just someone like leffen thinking hes kind of a fag and they leveraged that for the sake of perpetuating the narrative
>>137086309
Looks like I was tricked
Anyone doing 1v1 WiiU
Sorry GrngKllh !15vWDDJN96
Also looks like Rosie sucks and team attack was still on...
>when BongLord is pardner
>>137087319
>and team attack was still on...
thats a good thing you scrub
>>137085989
thats a good thing retard
oh wait you're 3DS so she's one of your best players LMAO nvm
>>137087063
NNID?
>>137087418
FUCKING REEEE
3DS pooped out!
>>137087694
love ya bong <3
>>137087647
FR sent
>>137087694
>>137086187
You guys mind saying when you got free space for doubles?
>when BongLord is no longer pardner but Jacob is
>>137087631
>implying Rosie isn't the best doubles partner in the world
>>137087319
>looks like Rosie sucks
Oi, take that back or else.
>>137087694
Yeah right.
You ragequit over the sight of this crispy Wii Fit Trainer and her magnificent slender hurtbox that cannot be touched no matter how tiny the shield gets.
Here comes the bantz.....
>>137087816
Host
>>137087856
No my 3DS has a loose battery. We we're about to win!
>>137086146
Fishy I'm down now. Must humble myself and recoil into my cavern of humility..
>this half second of input lag
Macfag, can I ask you to leave?
>>137087840
i can be your bonglord
>>137082784
Good games.
Ggs uncle q
Late as fuck
Need help with the ZSS matchup
FIIIIIIISSHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
>>137086592
>>137085725
You guys need to fuck off with all that Chazo getting fired junk. No need to bring up shit nobody cares about.
>>137088583
Sorry, was on /pol/
Thhh
Not really a fan of the lag....
>>137084713post spongebob memes
>>137088431
Ain't me bruv
Team change next match?
>Jacob trying his best to PKT2
>only hits his teammate
>>137089018
But I don't wanna play with either of you.
>>137088978
>/pol/
Are you MAGA or Berniefag?
>>137089108
POST FEET ROSIE
Well, there was only a little lag, until that.
Host again.
>>137089134
MAGA, of course.
>>137089134
MAGA is the only way
Also my battery is loose because it's so old. I have to charge it so it stops turning off from the slightest bump.
Think it will still be laggy?
>>137089406
We'll have to see
Rosie.
Could I ask we be on a different brainwave?
>>137089374
>says I'm laggy
>literally lagging against everybody today
Jesus Christ, Fishy.
>>137089719
uh
ill try
no promises
>>137089719
Ya, I know, it's weird.
In Rosie's eyes, I am John Cena.
excuse me while I embarrass myself while attempting to be good and just ending up failing horribly
>>137089108
so long as i hit something, i'm satisfied
Don't worry, leave Fishy,Rosie,Jacob and Macfag to me.
>>137090183
Thhh kinda not digging the lag
and never again will I ever attempt something so stupid
Operation "Distract Jacob and let Rosie slaughter Macfag" almost worked.
>literally stalling by floating outside the stage
>>137090558
Marry me pame, i want that tiny spicy pepper in me
>>137090569
>>137090569
>>137090569
Nevermind I like it now
>been playing Marth so much lately I've fucked up my Lucina
This hurts.
fuck this general area
>you will never be good enough to carry Rosie
Why even live?
>tfw I get the most KOs
1v1 anyone?
id is peridot-sama
Great Games on the doubles guise.
Jacob was the biggest threat from both sides.
Hoody you did well also
And Rosie is alright too
>>137092758
Host.
GGs dubs but I gotta go shower.I'm so sorry, Rosie.I did all I could but I still wasn't good enough.
oh
okay
ggs dubs
ggs dubs friends
it remains to be the best move tho
>>137093059
listen
look
alrightokay
One more from me, Bong.
>>137093059
I think he killed you more than he did me and Rosie combined.
Rosie>Stef ?
ireallyneedtomakemyswordsmanagain
>>137087887
GGs
>>137093695
GGs
Hosting
>>137092758
What was Ranga Kokonoe with the CARNAGE SCISSORS censor?
GGs Bong.
You're one of the most predictable people I've ever played, but that's alright, we all start somewhere.
Stop with the random Shieldbreakers, dancing blade, and counters. You should not be doing any of that when I'm no where near you.
The dancing blade to grab only works the first or second time. After that, it's really obvious you're doing it and its easy to punish.
Unless I go braindead, dancing blade to shieldbreaker will never work.
Work on your spacing, you really, really need spacing for Marth.
>1st match
>already a ganoncide
>>137093974
Aw naw it was the lag
>a communication error has occurred
what
okay
ggs jaycub, I guess. the matches we had were nice, I need to learn to stop di-ing in because that's stupid, but still
ggs
Is pikachu shitting on sheik now after her nerfs?
>>137094056
I'm hoping this is someone shitposting with your name.
Even with lag no one is that insanely predictable or is making such terrible choices. I was playing with you and I wasn't doing that, was I?
Also, never, ever ever, slowly fall and counter, or run up and counter.
>>137093974
>Getting schooled by Fishy
AYY LMAO
How the FUCK do people use this guy?
>>137094379
He's the meme character
>>137094234
Aww I was just under pressure cause of the lag. Normally I wouldn't have done all that but the lag was messing with my judgement
>>137093974
>>137094535
lord help us if it's really you and not somebody shitposting.
Real talk, Little Mac shouldn't be tournament legal
>>137094289
Oi I beat his Lucina at least. And I was on a roll until the lag caught up with me and started messing with my head,
>>137094754
Ya, you won a couple games.
But jesus dude.
But some practice in, what might work against FGtards won't work against someone with basic processing power.
And, you were doing all of what I said before I used Lucina.
The first four attacks you used when we first started playing were shieldbreaker. You literally ran up, jumped, and used shieldbreaker.
desu though
>my secondary is getting to be better than my main
hurts a lot man
I'm back
1v1?
>>137094736
>Let's ban Little Mac, but let's keep Bayonetta and Rosalina. Those are much better balanced characters.
>>137094736
Wut
>>137095087
We need confirmation, someone else has to play me.
>>137095528
Rosalima and bayo require more skilland strategy than mac. Mac can easyly one hit ko you. Good enough to get banned
>>137093525
Absolutely.
>>137093974
I thought 'em that.
I mean, he complained like a little bitch whenever I did it but I thought 'em that.
>>137095087
>Considering Marth a different charater than Lucina
>not just the same character with a different sword
I forgot to tell you Lucina also talks a lot more than Marth so she gives out a lot of audio queues.
>>137095591
Buddy, excuses won't make you any better, they'll only make you worse.
>>137093525
Rosie<Stef
>>137095725
I was predictable ya but not quite as much as him.
I still just stand there waiting for you to do something though.
>>137095651
>Bayo requires more skill and strategy than mac
>>137095591
If I beat you in a first to 5 will you stop posting here?
>>137095725
>>137095725
You didn't thought me shit you wanker. YOU WANNA HAVE A GO LETS GO UOOOOO!!
>>137095651
How much skill and strategy a character requires is irrelevant towards banning. Banning should be based on how unfair a certain character is when played near perfectly.
>>137095725
Oh right, and the audio cue thing was really noticeable anyways.
Kinda like how once Palutena's heels click on the ground you know she's fully landed and can attack again.
>>137095930
Just apply shield pressure and then go for grabs and stuff.
Also, work on your damn offstage game and stop SD-ing.
>>137095997
What's harder to get and execute? A zero to death with Bayonetta or a zero to death with Little Mac?
Just because Little Mac is bad doesn't mean he requires skill.
>>137096208
Host.
>>137095920
>>137093525
Why make them compete?Rosie is nicer, Stef is better
>>137096374
I have been, actually! I've gimped a couple games now. Kinda proud of myself desu.
>>137096431
>Stef is better
At sucking dick maybe.
>>137096374
I'm waiting
>>137096374
>Little Mac
>0 to death
git fucking gud
Mac requires no skill at all, but he's still shit due to his recovery.
>>137096703
>Mac
>No skill
nah m8
What is happening here?
>>137097041
PAC-MAN NO
>A Marth that can land Down Air
Instantly a better Marth than that fuckboy Fishy.
>>137096703
>D-Tilt > D-Tilt > KO Punch
>Literally repeating what I said
>>137097041
Pac-Man's about to eat the whole ass.
>>137096557
If I beat you in a first to 5 will you stop posting here?
>>137097041
Shulk's about to feel something.
No one 1v1 here?
>>137097213
Probably not.
>>137097171
>getting hit by his downair
>>137096431
At being fat.
I understand nerfing Corrin's counter and stuff.
But why ruin the character completely?
All the aerials suck a fat dick now and running speed is shitty.
>>137097315
>not being able to land the down air
Literally what kind of scrungy fucklord can't land a down air that huge and fast?
>>137097315
>making it seem like I'm the worst smash player in existence
>>137097315
Why not?
You could take all the other 3DS cancer with you too. It's for a good cause.
>>137097637
Good. She makes the other swordsman obsolete. Now only if Cloud got a moderate nerf...
>>137097637
Sakurai only made her good to promote Fates. Now that it's been released he can go back to making her shit.
>>137097673
Tbh getting hit by the spike of Marth's sword is sad. It's so easy to avoid.
>>137097698
>spending that much money for smash
No wonder you're so salty
>>137097673
BongLord, wanna join me in laughter of this fuckboy who can't even edgeguard Ganondorf? >>137097929
>>137097737
>nerfing cloud
someone's mad over losses
>>137097929
Not when I do it :^)
>>137098049
>Giving all your money to Tojo when you could play smash for cheap
You wasted it, WiiU will be replaced
>>137098120
BongLord Vs. TheDude when
theyre like mirror copies
>>137098120
Okay? Also what's the point of getting the game for less money if you're gonna be shit at it lmao.
>>137098075
can't even edgeguard anyone*
BGs panmemeo
LITTLE MAC AND LITTLE MAC PLAYERS WAS A MISTAKE
Fuck off Peridot.
>>137098075
I would if my 3DS didn't do the shitty thing it does...Fuck I need to trade it in for a 3DSXL pronto but I have to pay other bills...Gomenasai
>>137098246
Who is this TheDude? I'm always up for a challenge!
>>137098553
>ragequitting against my Zelda
I don't blame ya, BumLord.
I'm the best Zelda in the general.
But GGs.
Fishy might be trying to shit on you but you just have an entirely different playstyle that's yet to be optimized.
You'll fuck him up in no time my man.
Crisp Toon Link BTW.
Keep up the good work.
>>137098262
You're just mad you can't play us 3DS champs
>>137098679
t
>>137098719
But I can, it's just that none of you are worth my time to kick the shit out of.
>>137098679
ARIGATO GOZAIMAS!!!
I WILL SENPAI UROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody want to play?
>>137098856
I can do a few matches
>>137098856
>>137098990
Tell us if he's actually any good or just bluffing.
No one can beat the 3DS champs...It's not a poverty console...!
>>137098856
>Peacock
You pro in skullgirls?
>>137098428
>Fran
Good taste
>>137098856
>Peacock
Shit taste
Is the underage boi MacD and Sky raped even a cutie? Post pics.
>>137099259
There is literally only one 3DS player that stands on equal footing with me, and it's Pher.
>>137099693
You literally suck ass and dropped a game to Macfag, Falcuck.
>>137099693
That's great Falkore
>>137099693
>avatarfagging
>>137099854
And I'm still better than 99% of all 3DS players, funny how that works out.
>>137099883
Thanks, Dad.
>>137099898
>>137099973
?
>>137099693
Why does everyone try and make themselves sound so ultimate?
>>137100074
>?
I love you like a brother but please shut the hell up
>>137100074
You mean 98%? The only players that beaten you so far is pher and macfag
>>137100198
Telling the truth is the easiest thing to do.
>>137100204
?
>>137100245
I can beat Falcuck. No problem.
The fag can barely handle my Samus.
>>137100442
Host and see if you can actually take a game for the first time.
>>137099427
>Peacock
>shit taste
What a maroon!
>>137100482
I don't feel like it.
I actually have a date with my right hand soon so I gotta pick out a movie.
>>137097041
ketsu wo taberimasu!
>>137100637
I don't blame you desu. It must suck not being able to take a single game off of someone.
>>137099375
No I just fap to the hentai
>>137100746
>three games
>two of them very close
>"Wow I'm so much better than you."
Falcuck please.
Do you really want to get yourself embarrassed? Alright, host.
But I'll make due with my one win, I have a tent that needs raising.
>>137100637
>Super Milk chan
Good taste
>Peacock
Shit taste
>>137100637
>Literally my secondary and Milk-Chan color palette I use in Skullgirls
You're going to die in a week.
Who do you play your last matches on earth with, and why?
>>137099693
>Brags about being good
>Can't even win against a B-Tier player.
Sup guys, anyone for some 3DS dubs/FFA?
Thanks for the win Falcuck.
>>137100982
There are worse girls, Anon.
You already demonstrated your good taste in palettes, be reasonable.
>>137101296
This is some top tier taste.
Main?
>>137101654
Fuck off pame
>>137101654
Nice attempt at cherrypicking
>>137101654
Thats why im crushing on you, you the best bb
>>137101856
I enjoy being charitable from time to time.
Don't spend it all in one place.
>>137101954
>"HA! WE'RE 1-1!"
Congratulations Falkore!
Wanna do dubs/FFA?
>>137102194
I have a room up if you would like to worsen your record against me.
>>137101856
I prefer the Big-O paletteDon't roast too much
>>137102243
I prefer dubs
>>137102364
Yeah you must get a lot of good dodging practice in dubs, it shows!
>>137102290
>Big Band
I kind of figured.
But Big Band is pretty good.He's no Big Bad Wolf though.
>>137102602
best skullgirl
GGs Falkore, thanks for the set, Ike is pretty gud bruh
Pame you up for dubs?
>>137102602
>Batman
okay who the other
>>137103027
Yeah, but nobody wants to do dubs.
>Pame being so obsessed with me that he replies to himself with my name
Loving every laugh
>>137102602
Beowulf is sick though, just can't get used to grappler characters
>>137103224
Find a 4th and host a room.
>>137103228
It wasn't me, so guess who was It.
>>137103336
Stef wanna do dubs?
>>137103447
Jesus Christ, you are obsessed with her.
I ain't stef.
>>137103551
I know you aren't her, sperg.
I replied to her in that post too, that's the reason I asked her for dubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL3K3llF3mE
>>137103096
>he doesn't know William Riker
I want you to grab the nearest jug of Bleach you can find and just chug it down like it's a nice cold lemonade on a hot summer day.
>>137103312
>tfw Smash 4 has no good grapplers outside of Donkey Kong
Projectile characters will just have to do.
Who /drawfag/ here?
>>137103653
Then why did you reply to my post asking stef for dubs?
I forget that you are literally retarded.
>>137103889
>>137103312
Got a 4th player.
Let me host.
>>137103447
>dubs with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g
>>137103889
He replied to your post so stef can see that he needs more people for dubs
>>137104053
That's an odd fucking way of doing that but whatever.
>>137103312
Get in Macfag
>>137104176
Coming
>This lag
AYY LMAO
Good games, Ty.
>>137104861
I'll carry you senpai
>>137105378
GGs
>>137066404
What's that from?
>>137105532
Princess Mononoke
>>137105532
>first William Riker
>now niggas don't recognize Lady Eboshi
God, is /ssbg/ the worst or what?
Is Kokonoe (male) even that good?
>Sacrificing pame for the greater good
>>137105813
I never seen Star Trek nor know anything about it except Shatner and Whoopi Goldberg
>William Shatner hit with $170 million paternity suit
>Whoopi Goldberg founds medical marijuana company for women
What a time to be alive!
>>137103670
>every character can cancel taunts when falling
>ness upsmash glitch
>ganmon/falcon downb gets jump back
jesus what else, next you're going to tell me Jigglypuff has more than one double jump!!
Macfag get back!
Jacob is coming
Good games on dabs guise.
Nite-Nite!
>falkore goes at top speed off stage to gimp straight to my dair
Falkore pls. I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. GGs, jacob should be taking my place if he is not too high
My husband (a 3DS) is coming home from war.
>>137107428
Please refrain from killing me while on my team.
Ty godbless.
>>137107350
>Jacob, Falkore, Pame, and me on doubles
>>137107589
Please refrain from doing the same to me on my team.No team kill was on purpose
HEY EVERYIONE ;))) want to SMASH???
thats right IM A BOY!! haha dont give me too much attention now I just want to SMASH (as in PLAY SMASH LOLLZZZ ;))))
:3
>>137108017
8/10 would be higher if your name was Esteban instead
am i the only boy in the thread? :o
>>137108017
Fuck off hoody
>>137108308
rude :(
wanna play?
Listen all of you, FUCK YOU! Now I understand why you don't have a boyfriend, because you suck your dad's dick every night with pleasure.
You won't never touch my dick even when you jerk off at it every night because you're just a bunch of nerds, you don't know what does a man's body feels like.
You're worse than me at Smash, and you will never get the joy of beating me.
Hope being alone at Valentine's Day make you cried like the little bitch all of you are, because that will be your life forever.
>>137108334
I want to play, post NNID
>>137108458
NNID: jefftheBOYgamer
;)
>>137094183
Pikachu is shitting on everyone but Mario and Ness after the nerfs
>>137108543
Wanna host?
>>137108631
>losing to pikachu
GIVE ME A TTENTIUNIO(
>>137108543
Are you going to host ?
>>137109295
you have to add me ;o)
Jacob, it's time to put down the Mewtwo.
Do it for the children.
Ggs guys! Those were some pretty fun dubs!
Falkore, I hope now you play more with us, see ya guys!
>>137109327
Already did.
wait who did macD rape?
GGs dubs, now tIme for SLEEP
ggs dubsfirends
>>137110249i haven't slept in nearly 3 days
>>137110808
fun fact you start suffering neurological damage after the first 72 hours
dont go crazy
im so bored
Any1 up for some 3ds smash? My FC is 5472-7309-5200
hyouka is underrated tbqh
how come the smash community is either toonami casuals or just has shit taste in anime
tr4sh players: has seen a moderate amount of anime but has shit opinions/taste (favorite animes: another and hunter x hunter, hates:kyoani shows)
memelee players: tame opinions but hasnt seen anything outside of AS/toonami besides ping pong (favorite animes: ping pong and DBZ hates: hasnt seen anything else rofl)
people who play both: has seen only a handful of stuff outside of AS/toonami and have even worse opinions than tr4sh players (favorite animes: elfen lied and space dandy hates: ping pong)
/ssbg/s favorite anime ROFLLLLLL
nichijou is the greatest anime
ive never seen a smash tournament where the commentators dont talk about dbz
paprika is alright
/ssbg/ PR when?
>>137108631
Fucking Pikachu
I don't have that much trouble with him, but there's this Pika main at NY locals that fucks me up. She camps tjolts and quick attacks away when I'm close. Fuck her
>>137117178
>Fuck her
>>137117569
Figuratively and literally
She's actually hot. Solid 8
>>137117178
>>137117775
Im gonna tell her you said that, sacuckyadork
>>137117929
Kek
Implying implications
>>137094183
The matchup is quite even and is in fact leaning towards sheik
Dont listen to this meme >>137108631
>>137120305
What.
Did he use side b or something?
>>137120370
no idea, I don't see startup frames
>>137121823
you can see the first 2 frames
>>137113313
You still around? Down to play
How do I git gud?
I feel like everyone else is getting better at a rapid pace and I'm just stuck where I am
>>137129441
practice better
>>137130386
That's pretty vague, senpai
>>137130481
>I'm just stuck where I am
is pretty vague too. If you explain what you need to work on, I can explain how to work on it. If you are just bad in general, then general practice is what you should start with.
Fucking Sakurai why break replays before I get around to recording them you fuck. I had some sick dunks saved in there.
>>137130642
Getting outplayed hard in neutral by people I used to go even with.
>>137129441
Main questions for you are who do you main, how long have you been playing and what areas do you have the most issue with?
>>137130861
>tfw lost my devastating DP footstool locks
>>137130897
You're not adapting as well as they are. Possibly autopiloting on strategies that used to work. Watch carefully for the options they take and exactly how they respond to the options you take. Use the new information you garner from interactions like these and devise a gameplan for the next time you're in a similar situation. Stick to it or else it's no better than autopiloting. Pay particular attention to the times that you get punished for something and take note of why you got punished. If you start to see the same reasons more than once, then the real reason is that you're predicable and need to work on mixups.
>>137061341
Who /risingstar/ here
Someone play with me thanks
>>137134237
sure
miitomo's gettin' boring anyway
I'll host
>>137134562
Go ahead, being put down only turns me on
>>137134740
Alright faggot, say your last words.
Who else /bored of fighting Falcon/ here?
>>137135261
*jabs repeatedly in front of you*
would you hangout with mr fuckboy and watch
>kirby's so short I keep missing
>>137135594
Fuck off cake
>>137135643
Why are you playing Wii Fit Trainer?
>>137135504
MOM LOOK IM GUNNA GET THE KNEE MOM LOOK MOM MOM LOOK IM GUNNA GET THE KNEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>that one ftilt that didn't hit me during the lag spike
what the fuck was that
come on nintendo
I'll take it
best kirby in the general
only a kirby of my caliber can make playys like that
anyone wanna go eat with me im bored
that game didn't happen
forget that
you fucking wanker
>>137137157
did that game not happen too
>>137137131
Where do you wanna eat?
>>137130861
>Villager fags getting BTFO
Please post more if you have any
>>137137841
idk im up for a sit down place
>>137137852
>>137137131
When do you wanna eat?
>>137137841
>>137138349
are you guys twins
>>137137908
Wanna eat at G&W's?
>>137137131
Why do you wanna eat?
im not sorry
<3
>>137138924
cause im bored and hungry
>>137138447
ok
didimentionthatthisisabadmatchupforkirby
becauseitis
that was fair
fair stage
fucking why though
One more form me, I'm hungry
Thanks for the fun games Rosie
I've never fought a good Kirby before, it's amazing what he can do
jesus fuck I went full retard that last game
ggs tho, I should prepare some food myself. and fuck with miimtomo a bit
>>137140571
yes it is. the mother fucker's fun, small, and can kill you at zero if you're not careful
>>137140692
Or kill you at 2 with a meteor
>>137140782
>getting carried to death by Kirby
lrn2di
>>137138220
This is just cruel
Like taking candy from a special needs child
>>137141736
I didn't.
I attempted to punish his recovery, he did his upb, and the spike hit me and killed me.
Who /3DSelite/ here?
>>137141857
Send me the replay.
>>137142331
I didn't save it, Rosie might of though.
>MacD forcibly yanks cock like he does power cords
>gets off the hook because he's gay
>Alex Strife innocently flirts with girls
>shamed, banned from all tournaments forever and official ruiner of Apex
>>137142384
nah
that's basic poyo shit imo
I go for it all the time
it's just fun when it hits because it shouldn't hit
>>137142558
didnt alex ask for CP from an underage?
macd definitely deserves charges but alex didnt innocently flirt if i recall
>>137142710
I figured.
I was just clarifying I didn't get carried off.
>>137142558
>Men
>Capable of being sexually harassed
That's 10 years in the tolerance cubes, shitlord
<cough>
>>137141819
Which is fine by me.
Why are the top ssbg players spic?
>>137143083
Smash 4 is a game ruled by spics (ZeRo, Nairo, Leo, I think Dabuz has some Cuban in him or something).
If you want a game for white people, Melee is the thing for you (I've never knew somebody named Juan could be so white).
>>137143986
>hbox is a spic
>mango got Marquez as his last name
Not even melee is safe
Is it natural to cringe when M2K gets wobbled?
>>137144421
Yes
>>137144239
King Of Fighters X Melee when
What's worse?
>Input lag
>Slow motion lag
>Stop motion lag
>>137142980
You got any webms of Ganondorf fags getting BTFO
>>137146315
Input because it means the rest of your game is fucked
Slow motion can be temporary at least
>>137146315
depends on frequency of the slow/stop motion
>>137146336
No, those don't exist.
>>137146858
FUCKING DELETE THIS YOU SHITPOSTING COCK
>>137142558
>you will never be touched inappropriately by MacD
>>137146336
not a webm but
https://youtu.be/fHmrnu-Egv4
>>137148261
tfw my gay friend jokingly sat in my lap at a bar
Is Hoody the MacD of /ssbg/?
>>137148652
Yes.
>>137148652
That would imply that Hoody is good at smash, anon
>>137148652
>you will never sexually assault /ssbg/
>>137148921
Shut up, Falcuck. I two stocked you fair and square.
>>137149369
>you will never give /ssbg/ theBARBEDKNOT
What's the point?
Need one for 3DS dubs.
>when you beat somebody with nothing but grabs
>>137151345
I can join.
The people of For Glory are being pathetic right now.
fetlife.com group for /ssbg/ when
>>137151827
???
So I just got my 3DS back and I'm incredibly rusty.
What can I do to get back in the game?
>>137152691
Play it.
>>137152691
playing the wii u version
>>137152020
>your request to join has been declined
Oh.
Okay.
>>137152931
Like, just play the game bruh lol.
>>137153081
I know, but I'm on that 3rd-grader-Smash level of rust
>>137152691
Play the real version on Wii U.
>>137153179
Like just play the rust off bruh like lol how hard is it?
>>137153367
It's not hard.I'm impatient
>>137153081
It's best to post FCs/IDs so I know you're actually planning to join and it isn't just a meme response (outside of Wozzler). Nothing personnel...kiddo.Someone gave me their FC about the same time you posted anywho.
Post reaction images. I need to fill up my folder.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DL6sqUgJyC
>>137154462
would you do bdsm with kirby
>>137154170
>they can't tell who it is through their typing patterns and images
lol?
>>137154660
Autist
>>137154659
Kirby is not for sexual
>>137155328
WUZ
>>137061341
>Jacob
>S-tier
He lags so much he doesn't deserve to be on that list. No one deserves to play against Jacob.
>>137156291
>mfw I beat a decent player with a character I just picked up
wow Shulk is pretty fun too bad Cloud and Corrin make him obsolete
>if you airdodge Zelda's Up Air she can hit you in landing lag with a Wisdom Kick
would you wear your mains clothes
>>137158729
>nothing but a tier
Kinky.
>>137158298
Tons of characters have traps like that. Fox thrives off of them. I didn't know Zelda had one, though. That's actually pretty good for her since she's a pretty bad character.
One more for 3ds dubs
>>137159325
I'd join but you just kick me out.
>>137159602
how do you know it was me if Swat was also online at the time..is your net any better?
>>137159924
Because you admitted to it.
>>137160278
the spot was filled in by someone who had responded to my request earlier than you elsewhere and was updating at the time.
>>137160512
So you tried pinning the blame on SwaKat then you give me the excuse? Okay.
>>137160783
What did you expect? Moxy can't deal with confrontation
Is grngkllh the NFKRZ of /ssbg/?
New thread
>>137161274
>>137161274
>>137161110
Who?
>>137161110
If you mean a bunch of random letters, then yea.
>>137143083
Because they have bad internet
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