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Spray can weapons when?
Callie is crap!
>>136506171
no, she's the best!
goodnight callie
i love you
>>136506098
So flamethrowers?
>>136506447
here she comes dude get ready...
>>136506450
Maybe the variations are air horns and those cans with the tube things.
it would work like a laser beam, straight line with no drop, short range cloud like stream you have to point at the ground to paint turf
>>136507049
I'd be okay with that, so long as it wasn't absurdly strong. Continuous close range damage with no swing time would be pretty broke otherwise.
Why is Callie genderfluid?
>>136507360
it would be a similar damage over time to standing in enemy ink
>>136507498
She's not genderfluid, she's just gay.
Contrary to ingame mechanics, squids can't change their gender. Only octopus can.
Ggs squad! those were fun matches, thank you for tolerating my inconsistent shitter self.
>>136506098
Considering how graffiti plays a big part in this games aesthetic, I'm surprised there isn't already
>>136507870
GG! Don't worry about it, you did great.
I'll post the group photo in about 10 minutes, hopefully.
i want marie to give me her socks then order me to cum in them until i die of dehydration
>>136507960
They look so good in blue.
>>136507870
>>136508064
ggs guys!
>>136507870
>>136508064
GGs squad. We a lot of really good matches
Some fly squids
How accurate is this?
>>136508975
they're all good now dude
>>136508975
not accurate at all/10
>>136508975
better than last time
>>136508975
Thinking that it's possible to organize a list of very balanced and very conditional abilities into tiers is an inherently retarded idea. Accuracy is irrelevant.
>>136507870
>>136508064
>>136508296
>>136508412
>>136508902
Nice!
>>136509179
What is the point of these?
>>136508902
whoaaa that's a rad arrangement
>>136509179
whole squad lookin like "dont fuq with us 8^)"
>>136509712
Never play with us again
>>136509928
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>136510434
please explain this meme
>>136510434
Shut up Mom.
>>136508204
Is that even possible?
WTF is up with bacon on Miiverse
>>136512649
Social media is weird.
hello?
>>136517076
theyre taking it through
>>136517147
2crate4
>>136517325
Paper clip
Alright squids, in these calm hours I give you Callie in sweater.
Reference for 1st pose:
http://rawpixxx.tumblr.com/post/140561041180/cameron-davis
>>136517876
Good work drawanon
>>136517876
It's just amazing anon. Everything from the roundness of her hips and butt, that tempting underboob and her toned belly, down to the detailing of the creases on the panties and accuracy of the short back tentacles, and main tentacles dragging on the ground, is simply perfect.
This is everything I like in one package so that just about makes it one of the best. Damn fine job.
>you will never fug callie
>>136518332
>>136518394
Thanks! Glad you like it.
>>136518614
>You will never hug Callie
>>136518804
>Callie will never be real
>>136518614
>>136518804
>>136518961
>You will never go back to anon's time
>You will never meet anon
>You will never hug anon
>You will never date anon
>You will never marry anon
>You will never have babies with anon
>You will never raise a family with anon
>anon will never be real
>>136518961
I want a cock made out of bread
>>136518961
>the face when you chip a tooth on a baguette
>the face when you only have one tooth
>>136519897
im gonna invent a cryogenic suspension chamber so that i can be with my waifu
oh, and i'd better make one for my cat too, im sure callie would love to meet him
What does G&K mean and why won't anyone answer me whenever I ask this? I see this shit in ranked and turf war all the time and have no idea why people put it in their name. Does it give you special powers?
>>136519897
Callie, anon is solid. You can't breed with him because you can't phase through his body.
>>136522203
kill yourself marie, i love him
you have your headcanon and i'll have mine
>>136522550
You really need to get laid.
yaoi shotasquids
>>136523283
>>136522771
and you need to get laid less
i found all the sticky balloons under your bed
>>136523403
>>136523889
yeah well
whatever
your fat
>>136524145
And you're* flat. And your boyfriend is imaginary. Sleep on that autism.
Shitting in Marie's breakfast cereal!
>killing marie with no witnesses so that you'll have callie all to yourself
>>136524317
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>136524645
>killing callie so that marie can finally retire
>>136517876
Definitely your best
>You will never be a kid that is also a squid
Can anyone tell me why theres only blue and orange ink?
Call me weird, but I don't get the appeal of either of the squid sisters.
Like yeah they're great characters and all and I certainly don't mind seeing them every time I start up the game.
But I dunno. I guess I'm just not into idols.
>>136525303
Did you accidentally set your game to only use two ink colors? Root around in the options menu.
>>136525401
Ha i didn't know that, i feel so retarded right now
>>136525326
They're not idols.
>>136525608
They do the whole singing j-pop infont of a crowd thing, have giddy adoring fans, and wear flashy outfits
How are they not idols
>>136525719
not that dude, but i think japanese idols are a bit different. they're not allowed to date so the fans can fawn over them or something, there's some pretty fucked up stories about idols being dethroned (like that one girl that had her head shaved)
>>136525719
By definition they can't be. There's a very specific set of 'standards' for an artist to qualify as an Idol. Yes they do Idol things like the songs and the shows, but Idols would never be allowed trash talk each other or their fans, be left to laze in the open to the public eye, go on dates - which Marie admitted to, or generally have personalities. They're simply far too outgoing and rambunctious to fit into the very withdrawn standards of a Japanese Idol. Let alone the fact they run off to go to war with enemy races every do often.
If you don't like them that's perfectly alright, but they don't come close to fitting in with the industry. They're just your generic top grade celebrities. In fact a lot of Jap pop stars reject the title.
>>136525995
This too. The industry is very strict.
>>136525995
>>136526027
Oooooohhh I see
Huh I never knew actual idols were like that. God that's sorta fucked up honestly.
Do they just end up in a really REALLY shit contract? Surely nobody willingly becomes that
>>136517876
Nice, but I don't like her butt, hips, and thighs are badly drawn on the leftmost image. There's no detail, and it kinda sticks out from the rest of the image, which is much better.
>>136526203
It's partly the fame and glory outweighing the conditions, which causes a lot of girls to still dream of being a part of it, but in becoming an idol you're practically signing your life away.
There are also cases where once an idol passes the age of 25, she's immediately taken from circuit and replaced - which Callie and Marie are potentially older than.
>>136526352
Ah so it looks all glitz and glamor on the outside so they'll get young girls to wanna sign up and all that, and then trap them in legal bullshit to use them to make a fuck ton of money
>Callie and Marie are potentially older than
Wait what, I thought they were around like 16 or so
>>136526541
Pretty much, even though almost all Japanese pop stars do all the gaudy outfits and upbeat songs, not all are idols.
They have no designated ages, only the regular Inklings are known to be 14 years old.
We can assume they're more mature though, since not only are they much taller and are apparently old enough to get drivers licenses, but there was also official art of them released of when they were younger, believed to be when they were in those Woomy years.
>>136506098
Aerospray
>>136526762
>gaudy outfits
Hey some of those outfits are great. Or maybe I just think that because I'm fond of poofy dresses
>official art of them released of when they were younger,
Okay so the original pokemon games were released in Japan in '96. So if they were around 14 then, and Splatoon takes place in 2015 (okay it's more like the year 6015 or some shit but you get my point, it's the like in-universe equivalent of) then the squid sisters are around 33 years old.
Huh
>>136527102
>Aerospray
clearly an Air brush and not a spray can
>>136527124
It's 14016, since that's how far in the future Splatoon is set, and we can't really guage them from Pokémon's release date, since to them it's a reverse-engineered game from the past.
>>136527635
You don't know man.
Squidémon could be a thing
>>136527835
Well its doubtful they reinvented the exact same game in the future, but surely not impossible.
>>136527124
Marie could pass as 40 to be honest but I think its just thanks to the gray hair
>>136505782
>>136527835
Squid Demon
>>136526762
>apparently old enough to get drivers licenses
they can get drivers licenses at 14.
>>136526762
>>136528372
And it's illegal to have a job prior to 15, that doesn't change that they're definitely older than the other squids. We just can't tell by how much.
>>136528864
what if inkopolis law is different? what if the age you can hold a solid form is the same as being seen as adult?
This general sucks
Sitting on a squib's dinner plate!
I've been using Opening Gambit a lot over the last few days, and my opinion of it has really changed. I used to think it was kinda meh, but now, especially after the update, it's sooo good.
I remember this one match on Underpass Zones where I did my usual rollout: straight to mid, cross over the left side of the zone, and set up on the ramp up to their side. I was able to get a few splats and force the other two back, and that gave us an early lead that we kept for the entirety of the match. The extra speed helps so much.
https://twitter.com/y_agc/status/713717180483772416
>>136532465
>what if the age you can hold a solid form is the same as being seen as adult
you're an adult who's reached the age of consent now
you're a squid now
DEAD
ASS
THREAD
>>136532465
The devs specified the 14 year old Inklings are still considered children.
So no.
>>136539316
>>136540297
i mean more like it's time to get a job, it's the mines or the thunderdome
>>136540660
>a 14 year old working in a mine
>>136540660
It's against the law to get a job at that age in Japan.
>>136540737
They're inklings, not pussies
>>136540876
They're children
>>136541102
Children with nothing to do. All they ever do is run into each other killing themselves and paint public property. And if they have the strength to swing a dynamo roller, they have the strength to mine mommy another diamond ring.
>>136541814
They compete in organized sports for pocket money, like you would a skating competition. That's enough.
tell me, /ink/
what makes your day? getting a good roll? manmenmi anon posting? something completely different?
>>136542189
when rm doesn't get skipped
>>136542189
Nothing Splatoon related, that's for sure.
>>136542189
closing this thread
>>136542189
Manmeme anon posting for sure. YWinning a ranked match also makes me feel good since I'm a shitter who somehow got into S+
>>136542189
>not dropping a rank
>getting a "Nice" from teammates
>anything Callie
アオリちゃんを性交したい!マンコの暖かい気持ちは大好きよね
私はアオリちゃんが私にアオリちゃんに中出しと請うのがほしい
>>136542189
Her
>>136542880
>I want to tilt chan beg and Pies to me to tilt-chan
now this is ADVANCED lewdposting
>>136542463
>>136542880
>>136543030
Kill yourselves
https://twitter.com/sameanko/status/713727938303111168
adorable!
>>136543619
They're selling out...
>>136543195
I want to bake Callie a pie
I want to eat pie with Callie over dinner
>>136545478
i hate pie but if callie made it for me i would eat it
>>136545754
Even apple pie?
MARIE
Marie is cute
Sexualize the squids.
Callie is very cute!
Her shoe came off!
>>136547156
callies socks are very cute!
all of callie is cute
I can see Callie being much more popular with children than Marie
>>136543619
Blue only got a trio squad, rip
>>136547909
This is the face of honest happiness and having a good time
>>136547909
>>136548454
i want marie to 'smile' at me
>>136548715
>>136548715
>>136548887
I want to make works miracles and coerce Marie into actually becoming happy, so she gets all embarrassed when she's pressured into smiling for real
>>136549973
I want to make Marie grin like an idiot by fucking her very very nicely!
>>136551329
She grins like an idiot every time she smiles though
>>136551574
That's a weak, forced smile, I'm talking full blissful egao
>>136551854
what the fuck is wrong with mariefags
>>136551998
I want to beat Marie senseless and then fuck her senses back, what's wrong with that?
Splatoon event coming up
On March 27th, aka tomorrow, there's going to be a Splatoon comic market at Comic Live in Nagoya Spring Festival 2016
It's called Splatoon Petit Only - Rainmaker Battle! In Kinjou Dock
"Petit" in this sense basically means anything light, cute, nice, what have you - nothing serious
2 Chome-2 Kinjōfutō, Minato-ku, Nagoya-shi, Aichi-ken 455-0848
In particular, one thing that's going for sale is appealing to me
It's simply called "Squid Sisters Collection" and is going to be sold at space B19
It's an anthology and has 10 different artists in it, sporting 30 different full color pages, with a lot of really good artists in it (shown in the picture), like https://twitter.com/km_12 (who will also be at the convention themselves, space B22), https://twitter.com/ikayorosiku, https://twitter.com/sameanko, https://twitter.com/mebuita and more
The name of the circle releasing it is named Rabbit Light, being led by the artist Use, who is quite famous as well
For more info (if you can read Japanese that is) or the artists participating and previews of their pictures from the anthology:
http://usausausausausausa96.tumblr.com/
If I managed to get ahold of scans, I would be more than happy to translate it
In addition, you can find all the previews for it translated here
http://imgur.com/a/Ket4P
>>136552375
Do you think there's a way to summarize this for the OP?
>>136552878
Seems a little soon to be necessary - by the time the next OP cranks out, it'll probably already be over
>>136553009
True, and I doubt any /ink/lings are heading to Japan right now.
>>136552375
Say, if you're still looking for requests, I do have a couple I've been wondering about. They basically seem to be about Agents Ichi and Ni beating the shit out of a very dimwitted and very male Agent 3, so it might be good.
>>136553507
>I'm Agent 3
>My favorite cigarette is Seven Star
this won't be good
>>136553507
>>136553725
Callie has a tsukkomi side too.
>>136553721
I see. In any case, here's the Pixiv it came from. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55801213
If there's anything salvageable than I'd be grateful, but looking at how the last comic turned out it agreeably might be for the best if these went past some quality control first.
does this game use a lot of bandwidth?
>>136554489
I don't think what I translated last time was a mistake to do so
No matter what emotions are present, most comics deserve to be translated
Even if some writing can be bad, it's not like it's an expenditure of energy to translate things - it's simply an applied skill, so really, don't worry too much about it
>>136554489
I will do all of this when I get home
Sorry to keep you waiting
>>136555338
Well if a comic turns out to be grimdark or degrading as shit then it might be best left in nipponese for example.
>>136556716
why do you think so?
>>136557167
Well then it's probably not worth reading
>>136557527
Somebody will probably enjoy it, you don't know man
>>136556478
I'll be off to bed, so I'll thank you in the morning.
Goodnight Callie
>>136539463
Nah it's just sleeping
>>136560343
It's still an ass thread
>>136560597
I mean if you want it to be, go ahead
>>136560818
I wish Marie would go ahead
at giving me head
>>136560818
>>136560597
i want to bury my face in it and inhale deeply
>>136560889
This cracks me up every time, I love how Marie's just like "Thanks for that" and resumes her regular evening program.
Callie only shoots her shoulders anyway. Maybe getting injured is Marie's fetish.
>>136560886
Yeah but those teeth
>>136561161
>Filename
Stop reminding me. Worst cringe possible.
>>136561161
I want to teach little Callie to brush her teeth!
>>136561261
I know right.
I was at this convention and I was talking to a splatoon cosplayer because I wanna do an inkling cosplay myself.
I mentioned how I was thinking of having some fangs and the dude cut me off and was like "no you REALLY don't"
He then told me a story of this girl he knew who tried that, forgot about them, and went to eat lunch. Long story short; she accidentally swallowed one of the top ones and the bottom one gouged her inner bottom lip really fucking badly
>so busy during the day
>can only get around to playing splatoon around 10pm est
>jap fest
>always on the losing team
>realize I am the squib
>get some free time today
>noon to now est were all mostly blowout matches with mostly non-faps playing
Is this what its like getting old?
>>136562093
Shitting hell. That sounds like a complete nightmare.
It's fortunate Squids heal like crazy or they'd live in fear whenever they talk.
Jeez, imagine singing during a Splatfest and having an incizor hook into your cheek.
When using the Splatling, does anyone else just fire at their feet/above them to make them panic because you are surrounding them with your ink and they are out of your range?
>>136562935
I just shoot them with my not-a-Splatling and they die.
>>136563381
>he doesnt like to play with his prey
... aw
>>136563728
Nah that's just undignified.
Fucking Splatlingfags. Assholes.
>>136563945
mmm butthurt
>>136503145
Ancho-V is one of my favorite charger stages for Kelp scope or e liter. There's an uninkable perch spot I abuse the life out of, and if those moving signs weren't there and in most of the sight lines, it would be a genocide lead by damage stacking faggots.
Maybe I'm just shit though.
Does anyone have any opinions of the quality of Underpass, because I'm a dogshit charger there no matter what.
>>136564312
I bet you squidbag every kill too.
>>136564528
Nah I just use the splatling for the cute win animation
I'm not even that good with it
Calm down
>>136564698
That doesn't matter.
>>136563945
Splatlings are the best class, anon. When are you going to ditch your crappy Tentatek and upgrade to the superior Mini Splatling?
>>136564910
Please don't make jokes. Both those weapons are trash.
>>136564910
>Best Class not Sloshers
>it is to laugh
>>136564751
>>136565040
What if you stopped getting upset at a game about squids
>>136565114
There is only one good Slosher though and that's the Deco
>>136565216
Why are Splatlingfags always so self righteous?
>>136565242
>>136565637
why does that Woomy own a shit green bucket and a shit laundromat
>>136565506
Jokes on you I mostly use the Aerospray RG
Judging someone based on their weapon of choice is retarded
Filling Callie's tummy with cummies!
Please don't ruin Mustard Slosher by giving it Ink mines or Beakons. Suction Bombs or Sprinklers are the only subs that could improve on burst bombs and not repeat another Slosher's sub. As for Special Suuction Bomb Rush or Killer Wail, plz
>>136565787
Judging even harder right now
>>136565936
Bullshit will they release two Suction Bomb Rushers in one patch.
Honestly it can get as lousy sets as it wants and it will still be amazing, because stock Slosher is amazing.
Point Sensor + Wail would be sweet.
>>136565942
why are you so mean
>>136565114
i want to bomb sniff marie's butt
>>136566195
I am judge and jury
>>136566481
>>136566182
I enjoy using using the stock Slosher but I want a full dream kit. Weapon/sub/special rather than a great weapon and a great sub with an okay super.
Sprinkler/K. Wail
Suction bomb/K. Wail
>>136566291
I want to Inkstrike Marie's boobies
>>136566647
Where is that supposed leaked list of the new weapons sets? With the Brushes and Splashes and whatever else?
>>136567698
New eliter and blaster(with burst bomb)
>>136568209
No there wasn't an E-Liter.
>>136566647
Original Slosher is my favourite as well and I never really thought about it but sprinkler would be pretty interesting. Ink hungry sub but that fast ink coverage would be useful.
I want just burst bombs again and burst bomb rush but I know that isn't happening.
any tips on how to git gud with the kelp splatterscope
>>136568553
Burst Bombs again is not happening.
All Sprinklers are best for is distractions and filling up Specials on the fly. So Wail would be really helpful for spammability.
>>136568554
Stack damage and play it like a squiffer.
>>136568427
>he doesn't know eliter is coming out with sprinkler and bubbler
>>136568554
ask rainy
>>136568553
Sloshing Machine with burst bomb and bomb rush would be the death dealer weapon of weapons
BTW that inkling is way too lumpy
>>136569138
Rainy sucks dick
>>136569112
It wasn't on the list is what I'm saying.
If you enjoy willing death upon us all then so be it.
>>136568928
Which is why I'd prefer suction bombs
>>136569717
There's already two new weapons in this first group that have Suction Bombs, I have a good feeling this will be something support based like a Point Sensor or Beakon. Not especially bad subs either.
>>136569984
It's going to be ink mines. Nintendo loves dashing my dreams. Beakon would be alright but there's better weapons with beakons than Sloshers
>>136562921
To be fair, Inklings have lived with fangs all their life, they'd be used to it
Stealing all of a woomy's clothes!
>>136572105
Stealing a woomy's used spats and sniffing them!
Rate/Hate loadout and style of this Ravioli
>>136575983
awful
why would you stack ink saver with a regular slosher
>>136576232
because I'm always running out of ink. I didn't realise there was a better reason than that
>>136576414
you must have pretty terrible awareness/ink management if thats happening
>>136576551
I fight like a barbarian and it's got me a Splatfest victory and S+ 80. Whatever I'm doing works well enough and this loadout has so far made it work slightly better
>>136577613
whatever you say
>>136573547
Following around and stripping down a woomy to take her used spats while she's trying to play in S+ ranked battles!
>>136577613
If its working for you why ask for the rating? Just continue with whats successful.
>>136577881
I asked about style as well. Gotta be fresh as well I have other gear that does the same thing but it's not as fresh IMO.
If you aren't fresh when doing your thing you're not only bas bad as a Japanese player but you're on the level of a jap who can't be arsed to go for Quads and offbrands
>>136578197
>as bad
>>136578197
Freshness is pretty important, thats fair enough. In that case I will say the headphones are nice but either the shoes or shirt needs to change, too much white.
>>136575983
Fresh/10. Loadout is also good. I use the same too, since I run out of ink always too, except I use sub more than the main.
>>136579143
I figured white would go with every other colour so it's wouldn't matter what colour my ink was the style would be unaffected
>>136579191
da ba dee da ba die/10
>>136579143
fuck off
NSTC win 4 - 1 over Extermination with Team Paradise in third.
>>136580994
Where the Jap team?
>>136581109
It was a western tournament. 2 Japanese teams are playing in another western tournament today, take a look on twitch's splatoon section and the schedule should be floating around there.
>>136534539
alright sweet. this verifies my advice from earlier
>>136580994
Who? What?
Anyone doing squads
I'd like to join some to get people's ranks up.
ID Mezzdith
>>136584868
It's easier if you play solo. Squad is actually harder than solo. I send a friend request if you want to twin, can't guarantee your rank will go up though.
is the amiibo set completely worthless?
>>136590714
I find the little missions to be fun challenges
I also like having little squids on my desk
>>136590714
Yes unless hero slosher comes out with single player missions with a Slosher
>>136591174
I'm tempted by the woomy cause it's $5
>>136591313
I don't play chargers, I don't like Kraken and I touched rollers once and said it's not for me. The Amiibo provide nothing and the outfits don't look good othan the uniform but that's shit on boys
>>136587443
Haven't been paying attention but added you
I want Marie to abuse me
>>136591508
>The Amiibo provide nothing and the outfits don't look good
Well that's your opinion.
The samurai armor is pretty baller imo
Wanting to buy a Splatoon shirt IRL
Anyone know some websites to buy these brands for like 15 or 14 bucks?
>>136592454
Redbubble has a buncha in-game shirt designs
>>136592372
Baller but no more so than stuff already in the game
>page 10
It's happening. People are finally losing interest.
Thanks for killing the Wii U for no reason, Nintendo.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>136592329
What the hell
>>136592329
>>136597076
mariefags are weird
>>136597424
I don't care about either of them dude
That story was just weird as fuck
>>136597485
wait shit I misinterpreted what you meant
Somehow I confused the two squid sister's names and thought you were calling me a calliefag and weird.
My bad.
>>136553507
slide
>>136599239
Truly, truly smooth
