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Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
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>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/halo-community-update-the-calm-before-the-storm
>List of /hg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whs3eQiGdX5Ve8hVDHjuca-aRnx0igrMoIIiKYW-JAA/edit?usp=sharing
>Spartan Companies:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
Post your xboxdvr links in the thread or send the link to "Sweaty Towels" through waypoint
Use the past communitytages as reference on what to submit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofX-OITWMw
CLIPS NEEDED
>Breakout
>Customs
First for furry and anime friendship
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY SPAWN A WRAITH WITH 30 SECONDS LEFT
>>136133343
because mlg spawn trap strats
>be 12
>discover porn
>decide to watch
>is good
>see that the girls LOVE cum
>think that it must be tasty
>decide to cum in my mouth at climax
>can do this cause i was doing gymnastics in school
>was quite good
>won a silver medal one time
>i do this for 3 years till i get into high school
>for those 3 years I sit on the floor in my locked bathroom, bending over to shoot the cum into my mouth
>2 weeks into high school, i do this insanely cause qt3.14's in my class I can fap to
>on the next tuesday i talk with other friends about porn
>they inform me about how cum tastes like shit for some people and talk about faggots who taste their cum
>i just sit there and nod
>i loved those 3 years
>my cum tasted great, like apples
>>136133343
Commendation since they knew we were pushass faggots
I'm gone for 2 hours and there is already a new blacklist
Last one
New blacklist:
Crusading Dude
Dragoneye VIII
Magic Muffin x
Rathalisk
Rentaroo
AdjacantBias
Hideki Oboro
Master Tenerife
The HOPLITE Mjolnir variant features targeting and datalink advancements to improve the accuracy and lethality of Spartans utilizing long-range heavy munitions such as the M41 SSR MAV/AW.
Reminder that private lobbies will kill this general
>>136133557
Okay, I'm done now. I don't want to shit the thread up anymore.forgive me
Bias already said he's gonna be inactive for Trackmania.
What more reason do we need to kick him?
>Nobody cares enough to add me to the blacklist
I COULD take it as "everyone likes me/doesn't hate me enough to throw me on a blacklist", but I miss the attention.
There's space now if anyone wants to join.
>>136134693
Meant for >>136133802
>>136134818
>doesn't post name
Come on, senpai.
Join off of me if you want to join.Customs can maybe be a possibility later
>footfags
>>136133802
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck is Rathalisk?
>>136135012
>try to join
>doesn't even let me see who's in party
O-okay
Post yer report-count
>>136134205
that Mk V helmet still reminds me of Megalon.
>>136136263
What was the link, again?
>>136136263
Reminder to follow your dreams!
Which do you prefer?
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO-J5ImDEi8
Or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b-vrOuanY
>>136136370
enforcement.xbox.com/Home/Reputation
>>136136263
>>136136514
>tfw no game fuel for halo 5
>>136136263
Get fucking good.
>>136136514
I cringed at the second one
>>136136263
Well
>abandins fortress and gets rent into the exploit right off the bat
>proceeds to toss bodies into the grinder, letting someone on their team get to req 4 and spawn a gravity hammer
you bunch of morons
>>136137130
>abandins
abandons*
didnt catch it quick enough
Hey Sweaty, hope it was good enough for you to work with.
>>136137130
>getting so mad about losing a videogame you shit talk your teammates anonymously in the thread
get fucked
>>136137130
>get a guy in the wall
>everyone stays back at the core so they can't build it up
We need to try this.
twitch tv/mario_vibe
>>136137404
It can work. I'm still trying to get used to premier pro anyway. It's a big program compared to movie maker.
>>136137952
stop promoting your stream mario
>>136137991
Nice, looking forward to seeing it in action
>>136137791
wont work. enemy team would just spawn hogs to get in and kill the dude inside
would work if they had a shotgun though
It's my birthday today /hg/, can I get some (You)'s?
>>136137991
>big program
4u
>>136138546
>>136138659
lel at the faggot with no (You)s
Fuck that faggot who has a birthday. Not even going to reply to that queer.
>>136138612
Sure, anon.
For your birthday I got youdeez nutz
So now we canplay halo while cuddling and taking turns playing while sucking each other off
>>136133085
>buy snus edition
Cunts :3
>>136139018
>killsownzI missed you, play the division with me when I buy it, senpai
>>136138612
Happy birthday buddero
>>136139018
Don't play with my heart.
>>136138612
Happy Birthday, you want some birthday sex?
>>136139018
Please don't impersonate the dead anon
>>136139567
>>136139018
Yeah not cool dude
>>136139253
Already playing with Yield
>>136139567
>>136139359
My child, you got to believe and embrace the gift that is snus.
WE HAVE WON LIKE FUCKING ONE GAME.
YOU FUCKERS SUCK.
FUCKING
R
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>>136140057
I see /hg/ suck dicks as always
>>136139951
>implying I don't already know that
>implying that's not the exact reason I was considering getting it
I'll probably end up getting it either tomorrow or Wednesday
>>136140202
Wednesday is today, so go buy it now
>>136140354
>tfw when I forgot what day it was
I meant tomorrow or Thursday, the real next day.
I'll pick it up as soon as my check comes in.
>>136140057Hanging out with /hg/ is enough of a victory for me
>>136138612
>>136140506
Can never argue with the view of a full party micspamming their asses off afterall
>>136138612
Happy Birthday anon
Does anyone else keep getting kicked from matches? It's not giving me a a notification at all, nor is it banning me. I'll just be shooting someone, and then instantly in the menu.
>>136140652
I-is that sasuke?
>>136140893
You mean like this?
>>136141290
Exactly that, dude. Is it a problem on my end? My internet is fine.
>>136141052
>>136141290
>>136141490
pls post dvr link
>>136141490
Nah, it can happen even with good internet.
Just be sure to thank 343i.
>>136141735
I'm gonna load up a fiesta, and see if it does it again after a power cycle. It's done it every game I've tried to play tonight.
>beef stroganoff to loli
>>136139552
toss me the sauce pls
>>136141735
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15506802
These are some atrocious ones too, the last one in particular.
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15495633
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15448052
>>136141858
It's working fine after a hard reset.
>>136142704
>>136131576
>tfw precum tastes so good and cum is all weird and slimy
>>136142323Take Out by Tamagoro
I'M SORRY RABBIT
>>136143929
You're getting kicked.
>>136143929
>>136143992
Oh shit.
after massive amounts of bullying. homestar runner can be found in his safe place, /dg/.
>>136144587
>/trash/ - Clop Dump
>/mlp/
Filthy horsefucker
great few matches at the end there lads, i'm turning in for the night
>>136144587
>no gay sex with hats on
Fuck off
>>136144587
>stalking Dragoneye
>>136142869
>tfw consistently told my cum tastes sweet
>>136144587
>The GRD helmet was rumored to be a new unlockable item from the Defiant Map Pack, having been seen in screenshots worn by players and even in the Armory of a Bungie employee on Bungie Day, but the rumors were apparently false. 343 Industries employees refused to talk about the helmet, giving more secrecy to the unknown armor. Eventually, David Ellis confirmed that 343 Industries had planned to include the helmet as part of the Anniversary Map Pack. However, it was cut before release due to time and resource constraints, and was instead featured via the doll Easter egg.
Be honest, would you want it to make a return?
>>136146235
I liked the doll easter eggs more.
>>136146235
If it was bulky like the MK V [B] it was based on and had a pelvis protector then sure why not?
>>136146235
>>136146342
>doll easter eggs
What?
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/forums/6e35355aecdf4fd0acdaee3cc4156fd4/topics/spawns-merely-bad-or-the-worst-in-the-series/41db962e-45ba-40b1-a94d-4964526b8b35/posts
>2 posts per day
>>136142127
Are you saying Beef Stroganoff is FBI worthy or the people who brought it into loli are?
Depending on your answer, you and I might be enemies now.
>>136147021
Behold!
>took that gay test
>tfw twink
O- okay..
>>136147667
The Stroganettes are 16 and legal in japan, about to be 17.
Lolis are within grasp of a program made by Halsey. The Stroganettes are not.
What's beef stroganoff
>NSFW posting hours
>>136147895
>>136147667
MORE MORE PLEASE
>>136147096
I've got you, senpai.
>tfw haven't showered in 2 weeks
>>136148069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibu_aoDrgTk
Go watch GX episode 3 for the video.
QUIT POSTING NUDE 3 YEAR OLDS MY MOM SAW ME LOOKING IN THE THREAD
>>136148968
Did you fuck her?
>tfw FBI watch list
>50 more promethean kills
Damn, I have shit to do for a while, but in about 14 hours I can get on. Then Muffin can whine about "Can we play normal warzone? This really takes the piss, now let me put my mic in my nose." all he wants.
SEARCH FOR A GAME YOU FUCKING KEK RATH
>mfw I lied
>mfw I'm not over it
HOW CAN I GET HIM BACK /hg/?
>>136149374
>42-lgbt.jpg
>month log relationship
Adjacent please.
Does all of this lolishit mean that Halo is basically a game for neet pedophiles?
>Pedoporn springs up again
Dammit, we couldn't even get to 200 posts before this shit happened?
>lolishit pushing thread toward the image limit
This is what actually kills the /hg/
>>136149374
sorry dobatch, i honestly thought the wraith killed you before you could plant the grenade ;-;
>>136150079
Post Webms?
>>136150516
>>136149291
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NAKED ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>136150735
>>136150837
WHY IS HE CUMMING ON HER ON HER WAY TO SCHOOL? HOW WILL SHE EXPLAIN THAT IN CLASS?
REEEEEEEEE
>>136150974
>>136151051
WHY IS SHE NAKED ON THE SCHOOL DESK
DOESNT SHE KNOW HOW MUCH GERMS ARE ON IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>All this lolishit
I guess I'll just go to sleep.
I'm betting we'll either hit the image limit or there will be a new thread when I wake up.
>>136151089
>>136151521
How much longer will /hg/ live for now that we have loli posters?
>>136151748
>what happens when no update
>>136151748
Not very. Oh well.
Shame because I actually like this game and want people to play with.
>>136151727
>>136151748
It looks like just one guy.
>>136152120
Question: if a mod/janitor deletes a post with an image, does that image still count towards the thread's image limit?
>>136152308
>>136152717
>>136152897
>>136152613
No, works just the same as deleted posts
>>136153086
>>136153375
>>136153515
>>136153617
>>136154016
>>136154116
Stop it pls
>>136154387
>>136154761
>>136154954
Here's the last one I got for now.
I'm making more, so wait a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4POz_tUW7MM
>mfw halfway to image limit
>mfw can't post an image because it'll speed out death up
>:(
>>136155131
Mods please save us...
>>136155714
Start reporting them.
Last time this happened, a janitor came in and deleted them all. Hopefully the same can happen here.
I fucking know someone will blame me for this shit.
>>136157475
Who are you?
>>136157553
Does it matter?
>>136157553
Rabbit
>>136155723
>>136158173
Rabbit, wo wohnst du?
>>136158525
>>136158714
>>136158714
How do you make webms?
I get my clips from xboxdvr, but dont know how to strip the audio and compress it to <2mb and be in a webm format.
>>136158865
>>136158893
>https://gist.github.com/ndarville/10010916
I use these settings to make my webms
-c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 1500K -vf scale=910:-1 -an
>>136159047
So when are they finally going to bring Invasion back?
>>136159447
>>136159785
Alright, I'm gonna go get some sleep now.
Night, guys.
>>136159958
>>136159665
Never, or at least not in Halo 5 because Warzone Assault is similar enough to Invasion.
Better question is if they'll ever bring back playable Elites in some form.
My hope is for something like a Halo 5: Arbiter spinoff in the style of ODST. Give us an Arbiter-focused campaign, along with some new maps, modes and playable Elites for mp.
>>136157630
I love this gif so much
>
>>136162351
>living clothes
Good fetish.
https://youtu.be/CIZpmcU5k8g
>loli illegal in my state
have any of you guys had any experiences with Australian players in your party? (Warzone)
too much lag (from them) ...or?
>getting closer to image limit
Back to the emoticons I guess >:(
I don't know what's worse gayposting or loliposting
>>136133085
Just bough the the master chief collection.
For 25 bucks used, its not bad as far as total content size, forge, theater, and multiplayer included.
Try halo 1 again and want to try old school version again.
>notice fps is way up even on old school mode.
mfw
This is how we die anons
ITT: take loli from /b/ and post it here
I thought I was in the wrong thread at first
>image cap
Why kill /hg/?
What's the point? If you don't need like it, leave.
pleasestop
Glad to see you can keep up
>lolis killed the thread
They tried to offer me Pink Floyd and Budweiser
>145 posts gone
>shitposting deleted
Mods are gods!
Over zealous mod. Dead thread dead game.
>tfw total slacker
I really got to stop pushing my work to the last second in the middle of the night. Like really I just did everything I had to do in like less then an hour but could've done it days ago. I blame /hg/ for this.
>>136176008
What did you have to do?
>>136176218
The study of memes.
You niggas are worse than Afghans when it comes to self preservation.
Buy snus
What ever happened to Halo Online? I haven't played it in like a month. Now the DewritoUpdater.exe crashes on launch and I can't find another download of the game anywhere. Though the subreddit still seams active and healthy. Any idea where I can redownload it or how I can fix my currently broken game?
>>136179789
You should be able to get a link to the download from Ribbit.
Tfw /hg/ downtime
I hope we get some update info on friday, so this general isn't shitposted to death
>>136158542
? In Germany?
Only 22 golds left then I can stop playing the game till new Updates drop
>>136183196
stolen from reddit because fuck whatever ""snapchat"" is
>>136185950
>>136186112
>>136186248
Bonnie is a weaab
Check her profile pic out
https://twitter.com/PlutonForEver
>>136186638
Literally who?
>>136185208
Is it an IGN thing?
>>136186112
I still don't have Gen1
Accoding to the API, we're going to get a Weekend Warzone playlist at some point where your REQs start at level 9, and recharge really fast.
>>136188887
>Warden Playlist
>4 players are thrown in Blue Teams situation at the end of their last mission
>Put in a medium sized Arena with Multiple Wardens endlessly spawning
>They die faster and don't do as much damage to even it out
I'd play it
>>136189349
Won't happen, too easy to finish the Warden commendation.
>>136191437
>Implying I didn't come up for it solely for that reason
>>136188887
That sounds awful
What's the BR you guys tend to main?
I always run the longshot but I've been trying the Sentinel BR more often.
>>136192578
Classic, but I've been going without recently and just using my Magnum until I get to use my DMR.
>>136192578
Longshot, Silenced BR
>>136192578
Extended mag.
>Almost done with March
>No sign of anything related to the content update
Let's shoot for May now
>>136194271
>Extended mag for AR isn't 60 bullets
Missed opportunity, especially with it being released with the CE pistol
>>136194603
>give me le news before friday xDD
Post Spartans
Isn't mine cute
>>136194807
Hey there, SPARTAN :)
>>136194807
who dis nikka
>>136194807
>tfw they made alert carry
>They didn't bother to make a 3d model of the weapon being held down
Hey I'm sorry to shit up your thread but since there isn't an xbox general I'll just ask you guys.
How do I buy a game off the japanese xbox one store with a US xbox one?
I want to buy dark souls 3 and play it two weeks early if possible.
I know that I have to switch regions which is easy but I can't find info on how to buy games with us currency as there is no Yen xbox gift cards that I can find.
How do I buy something off the market place in japan?
>>136184545
You could help with Achilles f a m
>>136195830
You cant
Search on ebay for yen cards if you want to but its not possible otherwise
>>136188887
If true I'm tempted to finish my mantis commendation, at that level though I doubt itll last more than 30 secs with everyone running around with powerful shit.
>>136192578
Soon as I hit 4 I go for Longshot Kinetic and H2 BR, then when I hit 7 I use Kinetic DMR and H2 BR.
I fucking hate vehicles.
>>136195830
Not sure if this will help, but I was able to download Japan's games with gold Spartan assault before. I went to xbox.com, changed the page to Japanese, downloaded that way and it worked. Not sure if that method still works though.
>>136196721
They're easy as shit to destroy except for fucking banshees since everyone spams the evade button the moment they fire off a fuelrod shot.
Only 5 commendations left for Achilles guys
>>136197079
That's what, 100,000+ kills?
>>136196569
>>136196817
ok, neogaf is reporting that you can no longer buy the game on the japanese store. It was pulled I guess. I glad I didn't buy the cards.
>>136192578
Classic with Kinetic bolts normally, Sentinel with Stabilizers if fighting over the core.
Sentinel is great when you need to specifically engage those longer ranges, but I find dealing with the double scope in normal scenarios is really annoying.
>>136197491
Sentinel is annoying to use because of that fucking green glare. I had to go back to longshot.
>>136197491
Sentinel gets annoying since the 6x sight never seems relevant. Maybe on Battle of Noctus it's useful but not anytime else.
>Jeb Bush endorsed Ted Cruz
Its over Cruz wins
>>136198798
>Finishing this fight
>With no survivors
>>136198798
>Cruz stuffing the ballots in Utah
It's over Cruz wins, because he cheated.
>>136199127
>mad cause non hicks like Cruz
THERE WILL BE OCCUPATIONS IN THE STREET IF CRUZ DOES NOT BECOME PRESIDENT.
>>136199281
>mad
No the people are literally stuffing the ballot box. I was certain he'd take Utah to begin with but his margins are ridiculous and apparently there's no sort of system in place to stop someone from voting multiple times in the primaries or just submitting a shit ton of absentee ballots without ID checks.
>>136199476
Yes anon i'm sure Cruz personally made sure every vote in Utah was for him. I'm sure /pol/ will believe you.
>>136199636
>Cruz personally made sure
I don't believe that for a second, but when someone working for you cheats for you, it's still your responsibility.
>>136186638
Bonnie nudes when?
>>136199872
Even though this isn't true that's a nice double standard there with you know the whole violence at Trumps rallies which he refuses to take responsibility for.
>>136200159
>violence started at trump rallies
>by Bernie supporters
Have you learned nothing from Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex?
>>136200159
>which he refuses to take responsibility for
The violence committed by protesters? Why would he?
The violence committed by his own supporters against those already violent protesters? He fucking endorses it.
Guess which one is much more prevalent. I'll give you a hint: it's not the one that's constantly in the news being called evil.
>>136200407
Honestly my favorite was when the based nigger bear down the libcuck wearing a KKK hood.
Really shows who the real racists are, not that the MSM will ever admit it.
>>136200658
Don't have it but there's a quote by Ben Carson stating that the worst racists are liberals that put all minorities in a box and then label them as illegitimate when they act outside of this box.
A "racist" and a Liberal will both treat a minority as less than a person, but only the liberal will act like they're doing the minority a favor in the process.
>>136200658
>liberals are the real racists!
>calls a black man a nigger
Reminder that if you are not white you will be blacklisted
