>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
is this true?
first for c9 being mostly lazy, overpaid stoners.
shroud is ok doe
>>136101273
boosting is retarded, you will just derank again anyway
when is vac coming?
>>136101692
stfu
post freakazoids
>>136101692
conviction when?
mfw there are people with over 2k hours in LE
>>136101891
LE is ok for 2k hours
>>136102136
1k is the max for LE imo
>>136102136
>LE is ok for 2k hours
shit shitters says
>>136101692
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
guys i had to abandon a match to get a vaccine do i have autism now?
>>136102323
>>136102331
considering the average rank is gn4 you fucking retards. Yes 2k hours for at least DMG where is the rank that requires you to know the basics it's okay. Some people never go higher, for some people that's their rank we can't all be GE
>tfw playing for almost a year and never been able to keep the same sens for more than 3 months
just
>Bet overdogs
>Get no returns or lose bet
>Bet underdogs
>Lose
Can't win betting with 10 cent skins
>>136102671
moe go away you muslim why did you bomb Brussels
>check out enemy topfrags profile
>3800 hours lem
i know afking but still
would u
>>136102478
>>136103145
my son would be kennyS so yeah
>>136103145
is that really his sister
>>136103390
no thats his mom
>>136102971
I was on my smurf at four star and one guy had like 6k hours I think he was MGE, the steam account was only like 3 years old too
Is he one of our guys?
>>136103870
sure why not
is there a way to bet withou this mobile shit
>>136103870
as long as he keeps calling fns ET yes
#prayfordignigs
#stopchrisjoint
ChrisJ has the movement of a Gold Nova
>>136106491
good thing he has sick aimkey
post dm songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
>>136103870
back off he is of my guy you cannot have
>>136106635
>mfw living in a shit country
>mfw can't play csgo and have anything open on the background because of lag
>mfw still play with 90 ms
cool music tho
dazed is tilting lads, come get some midday entertainment
does csgog know how to live?
imcute
>be good (silver 3)
>watch Warowl (Global Elite)
>get gooder (silver 4)
>win
>>136107991
imcuter
>>136108301
Imagine how much gooderst you would be after watching an anime about WarOwl
>>136108520
Hmmm.
>tfw you come home from work and queue MM instantly without warmup
>tfw your teammates carry you to a win at LEM
>tfw you don't queue MM for another month
>>136100000
quints are proof that WarOwl is the ourest of our guys
>>136108654
you win
when is Niko joining FaZe
>>136107942
past 50?
yes.
KIND OF FUCKEN SERVER IS THIS?
>>136109114
word
>odds are 50-50 for mouz vs dignitas on inferno
>mouz loses to dignitas in the map before inferno
>Odds are now 53-47 in favor of dignitas
ummmmm GOTARDS?
how long is the ban for griefing cevo pugs?
>>136107942
jesus, have some dignity and eat your meals without shitposting simultaniously. Mealtimes are times for silence, to calm down. atleast turn off your monitor if you dont have a dining table
I'm down $10-$20 in betting, I think it's time to quit
>>136110226
whats the problem? it was a really close match
>placed some skins I didn't want on Dignitoss hoping they would lose so I wouldn't have these trash skins anymore
>they won instead
fuck
>>136110226
they have the mementum
>>136111026
>doubting our guys the Danish Shooting Stars Digbigniggas
>>136109114
I watch a bunch of his videos even though I think he's an annoying dork.
>get an 80 cent wildfire drop
>put it on fanobet
>7 wins in a row later I'm up to $5
who /rich soon/ here
s1mple SUPPORTS TRUMP
OUR GUY
>>136111583
>supporting a racist
>>136110743
>>136111235
Mouz lost tho.
>>136111583
s1mple doesnt even know there are elections on usa soon
>>136111583
s1mple doesn't even know what an election is
This Livestreamer is fucking nice.
>>136111583
>be immigrant
>support trump
oh I am laughing, but then again he's a slav so he probably has sub 80 IQ which would make sense for a trump voter
>>136111691
>not being racist
how cucked are you
>>136111583
s1mple doesn't even know
How many ranks did you lose (if any) since the rank shift?
>was SMFC
>now LE
I'm actually ok with my rank drop.
>>136111708
He probably supports Trump as an actor because he watched home alone 2 and identifies with the feeling of being a small blonde kid in a strange place and Trumps character was nice to the kid.
>>136111904
I was Global. I'm still Global.
>>136111838
s1mple isnt an illegal immigrant you dumb nigger
>>136111904
I was LE and i'm LEM now. But I wasn't playing much before and I should still probably be LE.
>>136112042
he will be once based trump changes the law and kicks all the foreigners out
>>136111697
thats why Dig have higher odds?
>>136112042
>implying based Trump won't remove the undesirables.
>>136111904
was le 1 month before the shift, unranked when the patch hit, went to gn3 after my first win, only played like 4 games after, gn4 atm
honestly feels good, free smurf thx gaben
>>136111838
>omg trump is raciieest
>omg any non american cant vote for trump coz he's raciiiist
>why blakcs vote trump they should BLM
you cuck you have no idea of politics
>>136110475
Hello John Goodman
>>136112348
Trump voters are so easy to trigger it's embarrassing.
>you will never beat someone darker than you to death
is there a worse feel?
>>136112348
>yfw the only candidate that gave a fuck about black people was Sanders and the niggers actually sided with Hillary and Trump over him.
>>136111904
went from lem to mg2 then ive climbed up to dmg since
>>136112335
but youre fuckin retarded along with all these other "im smurf lol" kids who went down 5 ranks instead of the typical 4
>>136111904
>was SMFC
>now SMFC
feels good
>>136112571
>but youre fuckin retarded along with all these other "im smurf lol" kids who went down 5 ranks instead of the typical 4
lol? never had a game under 30 frags since that
i kill less on my actual smurf (now upsmurf mge)
>>136111904
Went from DMG to Silver Elite after 1 game (which we won hard) since I didn't play for a while and lost my rank before the ELO change.
Now it still feels like smurfing at GN2, didn't play enough so I'm still rising.
>>136112571
Inactivity really fucked people over on the rank change retard
>>136112853
my point is that you went down just like everyone else did and the fact that you might have went down 1 rank more than others because you didn't play means nothing.
>>136113252
well your point is wrong though if you think i was even 30 bombing on le fucking moron
im shit, not nova shit
>>136113409
old le is now gn4 get used to it nova trash. now excuse me while i go 30bomb on some current eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyL5ABXltW8&bpctr=1458687094
>>136113764
>now excuse me while i go 30bomb on some current eagles
u say that like its impressive
>>136113764
so i became better by not playing? neat.
fucking dumbass
>>136113809
the fuck is this bullshit
>>136113409
C'mon. C'mon, no one can see you try.
>>136114128
Rob Ford is dead lol
I fucking hate pansy so god damn much every time that shrill bitch opens her mouth I want to cut my neck open
>>136114315
rob ford was nova garbage
>>136114252
That sugarcane, that tasted good.
>>136105017
explain
>>136114415
pansy is nova garbage
>>136114965
pansy is GE
>>136115063
no pansy is nova trash
:)
>>136115696
now try that luck with a real case
>>136115157
Her dreams went out the door when she hit 24. Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
Stich is posting anime gifs, but it's attack on titan. is he still our cute boy?
Rate my new AWP senpai.
Global Offensive.
>>136111904
>was SMFC
>dropped to MGE
>now LEM
>>136116874
one of the original meme skins with a bunch of meme stickers
the meme so supreme
tfw no gf
>>136116795
literally who
>csgolounge
>you must relog to place a bet
hlep
what doneedless to say, i tried relogging a couple times and it still doesn't work
>>136117498
>what do
stop using csgolounge and their shitty bots
>>136117421
HLTV Stich
>>136117498
>what do
show me your butt
>>136117607
but it's not the trade bots, it's the rest of the thingwhat should i be using senpai
>>136111904
Was global, still global. Been over a year.
Still feel like I'm complete shit at the game though. Anyone else? I'm supposedly at the top of the world by being global but I still feel like I haven't even begun to scrape the surface of all the talent in the world. I just don't know how to proceed further.
It's kind of depressing to be honest.
>>136117409
Kenny has such a weird droopy face. He looks like someone you know he's an awkward introverted nerd, and if it wasnt for his autistic talent at videogames and esports he's just be some deadbeat white trash.
>>136111904
MGE pre-welfare
LE now
>steam connection dies right when I'm about to place big bets on my boys selfless
>>136118032
you need to play clients. No point in doing MM past SMFC desu but I hate lpkane so I will never feed their bitcoin client
>>136118074
kennis is cute!
CUTE!!!
>>136116874
needs more JW stickerz
>>136117498
>csgolounge
>return queues are full 24/7
how long is this tuesday maintenance usually
>>136118671
how long is my cock lmao
>>136118373
I play a lot of faceit (i'm swedish, faceit is king here) but I haven't paid for faceit premium so I can only do shitty pugs with people that don't care.
I have 3 friends that are all on roughly the same level as me, wish we'd go to LANs and stuff but they never want to for some reason. Plus we'd need a fifth.
It sucks because CS is literally the only thing in the world I'm kind of good at
>>136118671
takes a while whenever an update is droppin in hot
>>136118731
have you considered getting a real life?
f*ckind dweeb
>>136118727
like 9 cm erect
>>136118920
damn that sounds like a sweet cute cock I want a picture >>136118727
>>136118920
11 fuck you
>>136118885
don't be rude to other anons, jeez
>>136119018
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
>>136118731
Whats your id or something? Ive been global for 2 years now and playing lot of esea and faceit on and off when i get time, maybe i could hop in as a fifth or something.
>steam don't
>cant play
>>136119424
neck urself my man
>>136118731
>tfw no cute global swedish bf
I wish lolz1e was my bf
Can't stump the BRs
>>136119502
rope yourself friend
>>136119638
neck urself my man
>>136119546
you are opset frent? haha be smile ok
>>136118731
where in sweden do you live?
>>136119681
dunk yourself
>>136119797
neck urself my man
>>136119859
>>136119797
>>136119638
>>136119681
>>136119502
bsy
(be yourself)
>>136119859
flush yourselfI'm never running out of these, keep trying me faggot
>>136119923
i identify as a trans-ropekin thank u
Anons! Please stop fighting!
>>136111691
>trump is racist
>>136119990
>>136120064
neck urselfs my men
>>136118885
I have a job and stuff but recently went down in hours to start studying for uni and stuff instead but now I realize I'm just fucking shit at math and I don't know if I'll make it all the way through. Extra depressing by all means.
>>136119331
Thanks for the offer but even if we had a fifth I don't think we would go to LANs anyway, my friends don't seem to be interested in playing competitively for some reason.
>>136119512
But the kid's like 13 years old or something.
>>136119786
Stockholm. I even know Semmler a bit IRL so if I really tried to I could probably get somewhere but if just feels so hopeless.
>>136119751
why are there no good csgo streamers on. i dont want to watch russians and a redditor play video games
ourmemewarowl is streaming
>>136120280
all the good streamers are taking naps right now, probably cuddling with their cute bfs
>>136119512
Well I know that you're in love with him cause I saw you dancing in the gym. You both kicked off your shoes. Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.
>>136120225
ok well then you be my bf
is moes lil brother worth watching?
WAROWL
A
R
O
W
L
STREAMING
>>136120740
why the f*** is steam still down????
>>136120740
absolutely not
>>136120735
But I'm not gay anon
And I'm probably older than you too
>>136121094
oh I see... break my heart it's okay not like I needed it
anyone want to form a suicide pact with me?
>>136120740
you could easily watch for 30 seconds and see he's a fat little brown shitter mumbling along to rap music and screaming like a dip at his even shittier teammates
>>136121352
What's the catch?
>>136121214
Life limped along at subsonic speeds.
>>136121395
So he's just like moe?
>>136121468
you have to be in toronto
>>136121546
not him but i'm literally up the highway from trono
mibr is back
>>136121702
if you're east of sauga fuck off, if not, how does next weekend sound
>>136121779
10 years too late and washed up who gives a frick
>>136121483
He's actually quite good.
He's also more mature than his older brother.
>>136121990
B A R R I E
A
R
R
I
E
>>136121483
yeah except fatter and more irritating.
>tfw listening to Stefan Molyneuxs newest vid while playing some cs:go
feels great and comfy my mans
>>136122341
is this guy just a lite version of Alex Jones and Ghost TCR or what?
>>136120973
He's as reddit as they come. I can't stand his sense of humour.
>>136122213
>northerners
>>136122437
>oh wow he uses his brain and logical thoughts just look at this nerd how could this even be interesting lol xd
>you will never get picked for war0wl subgames
>>136122704
i did once AMA
>>136122686
? I've never listened to him, I'm asking what he talks about since I see him on /pol/ a lot. Don't be a dick, and just tell me.
who /silver/ here?
csgo is anime heres proof everyone
http://store.steampowered.com/search/#category1=992&sort_by=Released_DESC&page=1&tags=4085
>>136122794
is he any good
>>136122934
average supreme-tier player
thought he would be a lot better t
>>136122878
bad proof imo
>>136122934
actually not that bad
>>136122878
All the small things, true care.
>>136122863
Well he talks about news and recent events.
His videos are usually very long, and I don't always watch him. But his new Video is great and definitely worth listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flssY6CRfWM
>>136123701
ok, so is he as out there as alex jones, or takes call ins like ghost, or what? if it's just a rant, cool, since JRE is on break this week.
>>136122704
i did a couple times
AMA
>>136122876
me, use to be silver elite but got demoted down to silver 1 for not being active in match making. Silver 1 is just full of squeakers. Why do I have to be a shitter at video games.
>>136123856
yes it's sort of a rant
thought put into the whole thing
ayo bubbas im droppin my new article it's fire
https://twitter.com/lqkqCS/status/712429023998169089
Actually it's shit but I kinda need hits so
>>136124528
you got any codes for free coins?
>>136124528
oh hey i remember you. idk what you use to track hits so i'll allow google analytics for a quick moment cuz i like you.
from a fellow non-successful journalist, gl!
>>136124696
nah I'm a pleb sorry senpai
>>136124759
thanks senpai, my bud made the site and I write whenever I have time, haven't updated in a while tho
>>136122876
>tfw climbed out of Silver 3 to Silver 4 by stomping the shit out of the teams I get put up against like 5 times
>every time I get to Silver 4 all of a sudden it's me and a bunch of retards against SMFC smurfs or I get 2 guys on my team that grief by telling the enemy team where everyone is at in chat
>this happens until I get deranked back to Silver 3 and then the process repeats
I hate this game I spend all this time working to get better and practicing recoil control and it's all a fucking futile effort because no matter how hard I carry my team finds a way to lose the match
>>136124528
oh, you use doubleclick. I'll allow that and let leave the page open for a bit for u
>>136124917
ya np. if you ever want me to proof read something, copy editing is the only thing related to writing that stuck with me from college, post your steam or something.
but rn i gotta drink this glenfiddich and play civ
>>136124528
your writing style is like a 10th grader's paper for his english class
it sounds like a casual conversation
this sentence
>After years of complains against their RWS system, ESEA has finally listened to some of the feedback from the community and decided to take action, although most likely the decision wasn’t taken to satify the current userbase but to try and kill the competition a.k.a. FaceIT and CEVO.
is a nightmare to read
>>136125329
*since i know you aren't a native english speaker
i forgot where i wanted to put this in, but it belongs in there
>>136124528
same guy here
I'm going to release an article soon about female cs and will shit on missharvey you better be ready for the buttpain
>>136125124
I have no idea, my friend is a professional webmaster and is in charge of everything, 2 months ago we made like 60 cents from 1k+ hits
>>136125329http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lkinggar/
>>136125461
ye I know, I'm trying to read more English literature but my schedule is fucked up, check other articles they are much better written (or so i think)
thanks for the feedback tho
>>136101273
>deranking 2$ each rank
are people really paying for deranking? there are tons of steam groups for deranking
>>136125956
it takes forever though, i'd pay for someone to derank my mge smurf
>>136125848
sent ;)
>drop $30 on keys
>end up with $5 of skines
what is the best way to neck myself?
![[CH]_Kill_la_Kill_EP_13_v2_[662BBD4D].mkv_snapshot_08.51_[2015.01.30_02.29.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6cc3Ebz.jpg "[CH]_Kill_la_Kill_EP_13_v2_[662BBD4D].mkv_snapshot_08.51_[2015.01.30_02.29.05].jpg")
Falchion, flip or gut?????
>>136127178
m9 is the official csgog knife
>reeeeeeeetake
>>136127178
flip is the only correct answer
>>136126908
my letting me nuzzle in to your neck and kiss you~
is he everybody's guy?
>>136127723
YES
THE WAR IS OVER
>>136127723
BURABURABURABURABURABURAAVVVOOOOO
>>136127260
Too expensive for neet master race
>>136127296
Ok
>>136101375
what if you play a lot of cevo/faceit/esea and youre no longer a silver but dont wanna grind it out? oh right, dont be a faggot
>mfw gotards have yet to discover the honeypot lan meta
>mfw it will be forced upon them violently due to Million Dollar Majors
>>136110475
i enjoy watching a stream while i eat, only time i get to watch pros play other than big tournaments
>>136128910
>implying 'grinding it out' will be hard or take time at all
HELP ME ALSO $350 OF THAT WAS MONEY FROM A KNIFE I SOLD
>>136127178
>>136127296
What skine?
Bear in mind I play with effects on low
>>136129424
you figure it out, i dunno how much money you have lmfao
Why is dust II so popular?
reminder that csgog is an anti-anime general
>>136129424
stained is okay, and is always cheap.
>>136129424
>can't afford a midrange computer
>wants to waste money on a knife
csgo is such shit full of cancer
>>136129559
cs gogurts afraid of change
>>136111904
was mge
dropped down to gn2
now back to mg2
mg2 is what supposedly where ex-LE's are and if so I can't believe I thought LE's were gods back then because everyone in this rank (including me) is garbage
what changed from old mirage to new mirage aside from good to bad aesthetics?
>>136129584
Chur
>>136129620
I find the effects distracting and my fps is ~300 uncapped
>>136129786
what?
>>136129678
bad news son, all the ex-LE's have ranked up within 2 weeks of the rank shifts
>wake up
>still SEM
uhhhhhhhhh
>>136129750
what
>playing a game without de_cpl_mill
is Ryu- the greatest coach in NA?
>>136131494
ryu is my wife
>>136131494
dazed, as soon as someone hires him
>>136129379
pls
>>136130750
>Mill insteead of Tuscan
Uhmmmmm...........
>weekly drop reset this early
wut
>>136132972
lol i work tuesdays normally idk when they did either xdD
>>136130579
I assume he's talking about pic related
>>136133935
that was years ago though, why is he acting like it is new change?
>>136133935
yeah although I was thinking specifically about the csgo version
Okay so I just started playing Cs:go about 2 months ago and have really wanted a knife of my own, after a lot of bets and gambling I was finally able to afford an okay knife (forest ddpat butterfly mw). So after i was done freaking out about getting a knife a couple hours later I see someone looking to trade a factory new bullet rain stattrak for my knife. I decided to do the trade but before i sent the trade request he switched out the factory new one for a battle scarred one, worth about $20:( This is extremely disheartning as the first knife I ever get gets scammed from me in under 24 hours of having it. My question is how likely or unlikely is it that steam will help me out in any way? Thanks guys. any tips on how to proceed are appreciated:(
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.08.12_22.40.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aG8m2dz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.08.12_22.40.35].jpg")
>>136134446
It's like I'm actually browsing reddit!
>>136134446
why would anyone help you for being an idiot? help yourself first
>>136134419
I don't know what I hate more, the fact that they changed a map with perfectly good aesthetics to generic Dustshit, or their new approach of making every map with that awful pseudo-futuristic TF2 style.
>>136134446
you're fucking stupid, you don't deserve nice things
