>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
is this true?
first for c9 being mostly lazy, overpaid stoners.
shroud is ok doe
>>136101273
boosting is retarded, you will just derank again anyway
when is vac coming?
>>136101692
stfu
post freakazoids
>>136101692
conviction when?
mfw there are people with over 2k hours in LE
>>136101891
LE is ok for 2k hours
>>136102136
1k is the max for LE imo
>>136102136
>LE is ok for 2k hours
shit shitters says
>>136101692
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
guys i had to abandon a match to get a vaccine do i have autism now?
>>136102323
>>136102331
considering the average rank is gn4 you fucking retards. Yes 2k hours for at least DMG where is the rank that requires you to know the basics it's okay. Some people never go higher, for some people that's their rank we can't all be GE
>tfw playing for almost a year and never been able to keep the same sens for more than 3 months
just
>Bet overdogs
>Get no returns or lose bet
>Bet underdogs
>Lose
Can't win betting with 10 cent skins
>>136102671
moe go away you muslim why did you bomb Brussels
>check out enemy topfrags profile
>3800 hours lem
i know afking but still
would u
>>136103145
my son would be kennyS so yeah
>>136103145
is that really his sister
>>136103390
no thats his mom
>>136102971
I was on my smurf at four star and one guy had like 6k hours I think he was MGE, the steam account was only like 3 years old too
Is he one of our guys?
>>136103870
sure why not
is there a way to bet withou this mobile shit
>>136103870
as long as he keeps calling fns ET yes
#prayfordignigs
#stopchrisjoint
ChrisJ has the movement of a Gold Nova
>>136106491
good thing he has sick aimkey
post dm songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
>>136103870
back off he is of my guy you cannot have
>>136106635
>mfw living in a shit country
>mfw can't play csgo and have anything open on the background because of lag
>mfw still play with 90 ms
cool music tho
dazed is tilting lads, come get some midday entertainment
does csgog know how to live?
imcute
>be good (silver 3)
>watch Warowl (Global Elite)
>get gooder (silver 4)
>win
>>136107991
imcuter
>>136108301
Imagine how much gooderst you would be after watching an anime about WarOwl
>>136108520
Hmmm.
>tfw you come home from work and queue MM instantly without warmup
>tfw your teammates carry you to a win at LEM
>tfw you don't queue MM for another month
>>136100000
quints are proof that WarOwl is the ourest of our guys
>>136108654
you win
when is Niko joining FaZe
>>136107942
past 50?
yes.
KIND OF FUCKEN SERVER IS THIS?
>odds are 50-50 for mouz vs dignitas on inferno
>mouz loses to dignitas in the map before inferno
>Odds are now 53-47 in favor of dignitas
ummmmm GOTARDS?
how long is the ban for griefing cevo pugs?
>>136107942
jesus, have some dignity and eat your meals without shitposting simultaniously. Mealtimes are times for silence, to calm down. atleast turn off your monitor if you dont have a dining table
I'm down $10-$20 in betting, I think it's time to quit
>>136110226
whats the problem? it was a really close match
>placed some skins I didn't want on Dignitoss hoping they would lose so I wouldn't have these trash skins anymore
>they won instead
fuck
>>136110226
they have the mementum
>>136111026
>doubting our guys the Danish Shooting Stars Digbigniggas
>>136109114
I watch a bunch of his videos even though I think he's an annoying dork.
>get an 80 cent wildfire drop
>put it on fanobet
>7 wins in a row later I'm up to $5
who /rich soon/ here
s1mple SUPPORTS TRUMP
OUR GUY
>>136111583
>supporting a racist
>>136110743
>>136111235
Mouz lost tho.
>>136111583
s1mple doesnt even know there are elections on usa soon
>>136111583
s1mple doesn't even know what an election is
This Livestreamer is fucking nice.
>>136111583
>be immigrant
>support trump
oh I am laughing, but then again he's a slav so he probably has sub 80 IQ which would make sense for a trump voter
>>136111691
>not being racist
how cucked are you
>>136111583
s1mple doesn't even know
How many ranks did you lose (if any) since the rank shift?
>was SMFC
>now LE
I'm actually ok with my rank drop.
>>136111708
He probably supports Trump as an actor because he watched home alone 2 and identifies with the feeling of being a small blonde kid in a strange place and Trumps character was nice to the kid.
>>136111904
I was Global. I'm still Global.
>>136111838
s1mple isnt an illegal immigrant you dumb nigger
>>136111904
I was LE and i'm LEM now. But I wasn't playing much before and I should still probably be LE.
>>136112042
he will be once based trump changes the law and kicks all the foreigners out
>>136111697
thats why Dig have higher odds?
>>136112042
>implying based Trump won't remove the undesirables.
>>136111904
was le 1 month before the shift, unranked when the patch hit, went to gn3 after my first win, only played like 4 games after, gn4 atm
honestly feels good, free smurf thx gaben
>>136111838
>omg trump is raciieest
>omg any non american cant vote for trump coz he's raciiiist
>why blakcs vote trump they should BLM
you cuck you have no idea of politics
>>136110475
Hello John Goodman
>>136112348
Trump voters are so easy to trigger it's embarrassing.
>you will never beat someone darker than you to death
is there a worse feel?
>>136112348
>yfw the only candidate that gave a fuck about black people was Sanders and the niggers actually sided with Hillary and Trump over him.
>>136111904
went from lem to mg2 then ive climbed up to dmg since
>>136112335
but youre fuckin retarded along with all these other "im smurf lol" kids who went down 5 ranks instead of the typical 4
>>136111904
>was SMFC
>now SMFC
feels good
>>136112571
>but youre fuckin retarded along with all these other "im smurf lol" kids who went down 5 ranks instead of the typical 4
lol? never had a game under 30 frags since that
i kill less on my actual smurf (now upsmurf mge)
>>136111904
Went from DMG to Silver Elite after 1 game (which we won hard) since I didn't play for a while and lost my rank before the ELO change.
Now it still feels like smurfing at GN2, didn't play enough so I'm still rising.
>>136112571
Inactivity really fucked people over on the rank change retard
>>136112853
my point is that you went down just like everyone else did and the fact that you might have went down 1 rank more than others because you didn't play means nothing.
>>136113252
well your point is wrong though if you think i was even 30 bombing on le fucking moron
im shit, not nova shit
>>136113409
old le is now gn4 get used to it nova trash. now excuse me while i go 30bomb on some current eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyL5ABXltW8&bpctr=1458687094
>>136113764
>now excuse me while i go 30bomb on some current eagles
u say that like its impressive
>>136113764
so i became better by not playing? neat.
fucking dumbass
>>136113809
the fuck is this bullshit
>>136113409
C'mon. C'mon, no one can see you try.
Rob Ford is dead lol
I fucking hate pansy so god damn much every time that shrill bitch opens her mouth I want to cut my neck open
>>136114315
rob ford was nova garbage
>>136114252
That sugarcane, that tasted good.
>>136105017
explain
>>136114415
pansy is nova garbage
>>136114965
pansy is GE
>>136115063
no pansy is nova trash
>>136115696
now try that luck with a real case
>>136115157
Her dreams went out the door when she hit 24. Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
Stich is posting anime gifs, but it's attack on titan. is he still our cute boy?
Rate my new AWP senpai.
Global Offensive.
>>136111904
>was SMFC
>dropped to MGE
>now LEM
>>136116874
one of the original meme skins with a bunch of meme stickers
the meme so supreme
tfw no gf
>>136116795
literally who
>csgolounge
>you must relog to place a bet
hlep
what doneedless to say, i tried relogging a couple times and it still doesn't work
>>136117498
>what do
stop using csgolounge and their shitty bots
>>136117421
HLTV Stich
>>136117498
>what do
show me your butt
>>136117607
but it's not the trade bots, it's the rest of the thingwhat should i be using senpai
>>136111904
Was global, still global. Been over a year.
Still feel like I'm complete shit at the game though. Anyone else? I'm supposedly at the top of the world by being global but I still feel like I haven't even begun to scrape the surface of all the talent in the world. I just don't know how to proceed further.
It's kind of depressing to be honest.
>>136117409
Kenny has such a weird droopy face. He looks like someone you know he's an awkward introverted nerd, and if it wasnt for his autistic talent at videogames and esports he's just be some deadbeat white trash.
>>136111904
MGE pre-welfare
LE now
>steam connection dies right when I'm about to place big bets on my boys selfless
>>136118032
you need to play clients. No point in doing MM past SMFC desu but I hate lpkane so I will never feed their bitcoin client
>>136118074
kennis is cute!
CUTE!!!
>>136116874
needs more JW stickerz
>>136117498
>csgolounge
>return queues are full 24/7
how long is this tuesday maintenance usually
>>136118671
how long is my cock lmao
>>136118373
I play a lot of faceit (i'm swedish, faceit is king here) but I haven't paid for faceit premium so I can only do shitty pugs with people that don't care.
I have 3 friends that are all on roughly the same level as me, wish we'd go to LANs and stuff but they never want to for some reason. Plus we'd need a fifth.
It sucks because CS is literally the only thing in the world I'm kind of good at
>>136118671
takes a while whenever an update is droppin in hot
>>136118731
have you considered getting a real life?
f*ckind dweeb
>>136118727
like 9 cm erect
>>136118920
damn that sounds like a sweet cute cock I want a picture >>136118727
>>136118920
11 fuck you
>>136118885
don't be rude to other anons, jeez
>>136119018
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
>>136118731
Whats your id or something? Ive been global for 2 years now and playing lot of esea and faceit on and off when i get time, maybe i could hop in as a fifth or something.
>steam don't
>cant play
>>136119424
neck urself my man
>>136118731
>tfw no cute global swedish bf
I wish lolz1e was my bf
Can't stump the BRs
>>136119502
rope yourself friend
>>136119638
neck urself my man
>>136119546
you are opset frent? haha be smile ok
>>136118731
where in sweden do you live?
>>136119681
dunk yourself
>>136119797
neck urself my man
>>136119859
>>136119797
>>136119638
>>136119681
>>136119502
bsy
(be yourself)
>>136119859
flush yourselfI'm never running out of these, keep trying me faggot
>>136119923
i identify as a trans-ropekin thank u
Anons! Please stop fighting!
>>136111691
>trump is racist
>>136119990
>>136120064
neck urselfs my men
>>136118885
I have a job and stuff but recently went down in hours to start studying for uni and stuff instead but now I realize I'm just fucking shit at math and I don't know if I'll make it all the way through. Extra depressing by all means.
>>136119331
Thanks for the offer but even if we had a fifth I don't think we would go to LANs anyway, my friends don't seem to be interested in playing competitively for some reason.
>>136119512
But the kid's like 13 years old or something.
>>136119786
Stockholm. I even know Semmler a bit IRL so if I really tried to I could probably get somewhere but if just feels so hopeless.
why are there no good csgo streamers on. i dont want to watch russians and a redditor play video games
ourmemewarowl is streaming
>>136120280
all the good streamers are taking naps right now, probably cuddling with their cute bfs
>>136119512
Well I know that you're in love with him cause I saw you dancing in the gym. You both kicked off your shoes. Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.
>>136120225
ok well then you be my bf
is moes lil brother worth watching?
WAROWL
A
R
O
W
L
STREAMING
>>136120740
why the f*** is steam still down????
>>136120740
absolutely not
>>136120735
But I'm not gay anon
And I'm probably older than you too
>>136121094
oh I see... break my heart it's okay not like I needed it
anyone want to form a suicide pact with me?
>>136120740
you could easily watch for 30 seconds and see he's a fat little brown shitter mumbling along to rap music and screaming like a dip at his even shittier teammates
>>136121352
What's the catch?
>>136121214
Life limped along at subsonic speeds.
>>136121395
So he's just like moe?
>>136121468
you have to be in toronto
>>136121546
not him but i'm literally up the highway from trono
mibr is back
>>136121702
if you're east of sauga fuck off, if not, how does next weekend sound
>>136121779
10 years too late and washed up who gives a frick
>>136121483
He's actually quite good.
He's also more mature than his older brother.
>>136121990
B A R R I E
A
R
R
I
E
>>136121483
yeah except fatter and more irritating.
>tfw listening to Stefan Molyneuxs newest vid while playing some cs:go
feels great and comfy my mans
>>136122341
is this guy just a lite version of Alex Jones and Ghost TCR or what?
>>136120973
He's as reddit as they come. I can't stand his sense of humour.
>>136122213
>northerners
>>136122437
>oh wow he uses his brain and logical thoughts just look at this nerd how could this even be interesting lol xd
>you will never get picked for war0wl subgames
>>136122704
i did once AMA
>>136122686
? I've never listened to him, I'm asking what he talks about since I see him on /pol/ a lot. Don't be a dick, and just tell me.
who /silver/ here?
csgo is anime heres proof everyone
http://store.steampowered.com/search/#category1=992&sort_by=Released_DESC&page=1&tags=4085
>>136122794
is he any good
>>136122934
average supreme-tier player
thought he would be a lot better t
>>136122878
bad proof imo
>>136122934
actually not that bad
>>136122878
All the small things, true care.
>>136122863
Well he talks about news and recent events.
His videos are usually very long, and I don't always watch him. But his new Video is great and definitely worth listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flssY6CRfWM
>>136123701
ok, so is he as out there as alex jones, or takes call ins like ghost, or what? if it's just a rant, cool, since JRE is on break this week.
>>136122704
i did a couple times
AMA
>>136122876
me, use to be silver elite but got demoted down to silver 1 for not being active in match making. Silver 1 is just full of squeakers. Why do I have to be a shitter at video games.
>>136123856
yes it's sort of a rant
thought put into the whole thing
ayo bubbas im droppin my new article it's fire
https://twitter.com/lqkqCS/status/712429023998169089
Actually it's shit but I kinda need hits so
>>136124528
you got any codes for free coins?
>>136124528
oh hey i remember you. idk what you use to track hits so i'll allow google analytics for a quick moment cuz i like you.
from a fellow non-successful journalist, gl!
>>136124696
nah I'm a pleb sorry senpai
>>136124759
thanks senpai, my bud made the site and I write whenever I have time, haven't updated in a while tho
>>136122876
>tfw climbed out of Silver 3 to Silver 4 by stomping the shit out of the teams I get put up against like 5 times
>every time I get to Silver 4 all of a sudden it's me and a bunch of retards against SMFC smurfs or I get 2 guys on my team that grief by telling the enemy team where everyone is at in chat
>this happens until I get deranked back to Silver 3 and then the process repeats
I hate this game I spend all this time working to get better and practicing recoil control and it's all a fucking futile effort because no matter how hard I carry my team finds a way to lose the match
>>136124528
oh, you use doubleclick. I'll allow that and let leave the page open for a bit for u
>>136124917
ya np. if you ever want me to proof read something, copy editing is the only thing related to writing that stuck with me from college, post your steam or something.
but rn i gotta drink this glenfiddich and play civ
>>136124528
your writing style is like a 10th grader's paper for his english class
it sounds like a casual conversation
this sentence
>After years of complains against their RWS system, ESEA has finally listened to some of the feedback from the community and decided to take action, although most likely the decision wasn’t taken to satify the current userbase but to try and kill the competition a.k.a. FaceIT and CEVO.
is a nightmare to read
>>136125329
*since i know you aren't a native english speaker
i forgot where i wanted to put this in, but it belongs in there
>>136124528
same guy here
I'm going to release an article soon about female cs and will shit on missharvey you better be ready for the buttpain
>>136125124
I have no idea, my friend is a professional webmaster and is in charge of everything, 2 months ago we made like 60 cents from 1k+ hits
>>136125329http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lkinggar/
>>136125461
ye I know, I'm trying to read more English literature but my schedule is fucked up, check other articles they are much better written (or so i think)
thanks for the feedback tho
>>136101273
>deranking 2$ each rank
are people really paying for deranking? there are tons of steam groups for deranking
>>136125956
it takes forever though, i'd pay for someone to derank my mge smurf
>>136125848
sent ;)
>drop $30 on keys
>end up with $5 of skines
what is the best way to neck myself?
![[CH]_Kill_la_Kill_EP_13_v2_[662BBD4D].mkv_snapshot_08.51_[2015.01.30_02.29.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6cc3Ebz.jpg "[CH] Kill la Kill EP 13 v2 [662BBD4D].mkv snapshot 08.51 [2015.01.30 02.29.05]")
Falchion, flip or gut?????
>>136127178
m9 is the official csgog knife
>reeeeeeeetake
>>136127178
flip is the only correct answer
>>136126908
my letting me nuzzle in to your neck and kiss you~
is he everybody's guy?
>>136127723
YES
THE WAR IS OVER
>>136127723
BURABURABURABURABURABURAAVVVOOOOO
>>136127260
Too expensive for neet master race
>>136127296
Ok
>>136101375
what if you play a lot of cevo/faceit/esea and youre no longer a silver but dont wanna grind it out? oh right, dont be a faggot
>mfw gotards have yet to discover the honeypot lan meta
>mfw it will be forced upon them violently due to Million Dollar Majors
>>136110475
i enjoy watching a stream while i eat, only time i get to watch pros play other than big tournaments
>>136128910
>implying 'grinding it out' will be hard or take time at all
HELP ME ALSO $350 OF THAT WAS MONEY FROM A KNIFE I SOLD
>>136127178
>>136127296
What skine?
Bear in mind I play with effects on low
>>136129424
you figure it out, i dunno how much money you have lmfao
Why is dust II so popular?
reminder that csgog is an anti-anime general
>>136129424
stained is okay, and is always cheap.
>>136129424
>can't afford a midrange computer
>wants to waste money on a knife
csgo is such shit full of cancer
>>136129559
cs gogurts afraid of change
>>136111904
was mge
dropped down to gn2
now back to mg2
mg2 is what supposedly where ex-LE's are and if so I can't believe I thought LE's were gods back then because everyone in this rank (including me) is garbage
what changed from old mirage to new mirage aside from good to bad aesthetics?
>>136129584
Chur
>>136129620
I find the effects distracting and my fps is ~300 uncapped
>>136129786
what?
>>136129678
bad news son, all the ex-LE's have ranked up within 2 weeks of the rank shifts
>wake up
>still SEM
uhhhhhhhhh
>>136129750
what
>playing a game without de_cpl_mill
is Ryu- the greatest coach in NA?
>>136131494
ryu is my wife
>>136131494
dazed, as soon as someone hires him
>>136129379
pls
>>136130750
>Mill insteead of Tuscan
Uhmmmmm...........
>weekly drop reset this early
wut
>>136132972
lol i work tuesdays normally idk when they did either xdD
>>136130579
I assume he's talking about pic related
>>136133935
that was years ago though, why is he acting like it is new change?
>>136133935
yeah although I was thinking specifically about the csgo version
Okay so I just started playing Cs:go about 2 months ago and have really wanted a knife of my own, after a lot of bets and gambling I was finally able to afford an okay knife (forest ddpat butterfly mw). So after i was done freaking out about getting a knife a couple hours later I see someone looking to trade a factory new bullet rain stattrak for my knife. I decided to do the trade but before i sent the trade request he switched out the factory new one for a battle scarred one, worth about $20:( This is extremely disheartning as the first knife I ever get gets scammed from me in under 24 hours of having it. My question is how likely or unlikely is it that steam will help me out in any way? Thanks guys. any tips on how to proceed are appreciated:(
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.08.12_22.40.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aG8m2dz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv snapshot 16.42 [2015.08.12 22.40.35]")
>>136134446
It's like I'm actually browsing reddit!
>>136134446
why would anyone help you for being an idiot? help yourself first
>>136134419
I don't know what I hate more, the fact that they changed a map with perfectly good aesthetics to generic Dustshit, or their new approach of making every map with that awful pseudo-futuristic TF2 style.
>>136134446
you're fucking stupid, you don't deserve nice things
>>136136459
at least dustshit fits the military theme. the tf2 shit is completely out of place. while dust may not be a good looking map, i'd take it any day over their new colorful and cluttered style.
>>136134446
>Steam Support will no longer restore items that have left accounts following a successful trade or market transaction (a process that previously created duplicates of original items)
You are fucked, and you're the only one to blame.
>>136134446
on the off chance that this isn't copypasted from reddit:
steam literally puts a big red block of text saying "THE TRADE CONTENTS HAVE CHANGED" whenever the other person swaps out an item
you're the one who's retarded for not even checking the item you're trading for, especially when it's worth that much
>>136131897
but nobody can hire him
remember when clg was good for like 2 months cause steel was coaching them?
cevo pugs are like mm but with autism set to maximum holy fuck
>>136139157
not allowed? isn't swag coaching c9?
>>136140046
not allowed. i think valve came out and clarified about them being involved at all
swag is a "streamer"
which is bullshit considering how little he streams, but whatever
>tfw practicing your deag in FFA dm
You don't know the true extent of rng in this game until this do this shit
I actually feel physically exhausted after a hundred kills of this holy fuck I don't know how guardian does it
>>136140291
getting living expenses paid for probably makes it easier
>>136140291
>peek a guy in DM using deagle only
>manages to headshot you even after he whiffs 3 bullets
>>136140227
Cloud9 probably bought him expecting him to be unbanned and guaranteeing having a top5 NA players as soon as the ban was over.
Obviously now that's never happening, I'm guessing they're just waiting for the contract to run its course. Meanwhile he's officially a "streamer". The other guys in C9 maybe use him for 1v1 duel practice i guess
>>136140291
git gud i rek face with deagle in ffa
>>136140492
The insane thing is that some people seem to find every shot when firing this thing
maybe it's because I'm on the receiving end and they whiff the 5 last guys they faced but holy fuck there's nothing more infuriating
>>136139593
who is this brown succubus
>>136141242
Le-a S'hawntavious Freemonkey
>>136140808
I imagine swag would be in the server whenever they practice executes, playing the site they're executing on
jks is a fucking god
that pistol lol
>abe 20-0-13
>rest of spyce has less than 9 kills
>>136141242
>he doesn't know jojo
Is overclocking my monitor from 60hertz to 70 actually going to make any difference. It feels like it's made a difference for me but it could just be placebo
Do people actually "warm up" before playing MM? Like they actually go onto an aim map or a deathmatch game for x amount of minutes before getting into queue?
Genuine question, I asked a mate if he wanted to queue and I needed to wait for him to "warm up" first
I always thought it was a meme
I know for a fact that my weekly drop will be a Dragon Lore this week
>>136142314
it makes a difference
try going back to 60hz and see what happens
>>136142328
Gotta practice those spray patterns! I've found that it helps sometimes
>>136142776
The muzzle fire effect seemed to be a bit more clear but I couldn't tell if I was imagining things or not
>>136140492
he looks like one of those pill shaped toys what the fuck are they called
>thorin tweeting about dota
cuckolded gotards
>freeman's mind ended 15 months ago
;_;
>doing scout mission
>manage to get 10 kills in 1 match
>guy apparently doing some bomb mission keeps screaming DROP BOMB DROP BOMB at the start of every round
>tell him to fuck off
>he votekicks me and I lose the kills
I love this game
>>136145189
he's a literal walking talking meme at this point
>>136142271
but this is jojo
>>136145998
who?
>>136145998
didn't know that ended
I just realized something when looking at the list of teams attending the Major next week. It took me forever, but I notice that the vast, vast majority of top CS:GO teams are white.
Why is this?
There are only a few notable arab players despite arabs making up 10-20% of the population in several European countries. There are no notable mestizos or blacks among the top NA players despite their making up ~30% of the US population.
I think the CS community has a bit of self-reflecting to do here.
>>136147973
actually, when you factor in all of the jews, na cs is very diverse
>>136148103
DaZed, Steel, Hiko, and Hazed are the only Jews I know of and they're a small percent of the top NA pros. Not sure about Europe though.
>>136147264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQhfkpX9bc&list=PL6PNZBb6b9LvDWpI-5CPYUxG1Rnm-vr9V
>When the addy hits
>>136146695
I bought the coin yesterday and started the mission grind. Like the second or third mission, I join a completely new casual game, as in all bots and I'm first one on the server, server fills up as the rounds progress. Topping the scoreboard cause I'm not shit and it's casual. There's no voice coms on either team, no chat. And halfway through, I get vote kicked by the bottom fragger on the team who is 0-1-4 or something
Losing like 15 kills wasn't that big a deal, just slightly annoying. But when I tried to continue the mission, it'd search for a match. It'd go to the joining the server screen. Then I'd get kicked back to the home screen of cs, saying my steam id wasn't allowed on the server
>inb4 vac
Every single time for the next 5 minutes I'd get kicked back to the cs home screen. Even restarted cs and steam in case that did anything
But nope, my steam id isn't allowed on that server. Cause a guy with 0 kills vote kicks me. And then cs won't pick for me to join a server that I'm actually allowed to play on. That fucking pissed me off.
>>136148725
quit cheating faggot and maybe I wouldn't have kicked you
>>136148713
>it's months later and gotards still don't know how drugs work
>dude weed lol xd i hit a blunt now i'm hallucinating
>>136149482
>hitting the weak shit
>>136149371
There are a lot of cheaters in casual. But I'm not one of them
*microhacks*
My name is Brandon,
I am 27 years old. I live in North Carolina. I recently got a new job, and I decided I would drop some coin to attend MLG Columbus. As far as i see it, it's the only great chance I'll have to see this large of a competition without going all the way to California or Texas next year.
I will be driving up after work Thursday, alone, 7 1/2 hrs, arriving around 1:30am. Staying at a Motel 6 just outside the city, and driving in early each morning to get a good seat in Gen Admission.
I've been completely open and honest with all of my peers about going to do this. I've gotten a few "whoa, all that for a video game competition?", but most have been supportive.
My goal on day one (Friday) is to try and meet a few interesting people over 20, and hopefully sit with and watch the games with them for the remainder of the tournament. If anyone fits that description, and wants a +1 to your group, hit me with a PM.
<3 all, looking forward to next weekend like crazy.
[edit] I suppose this could be construed as an attention whoring ploy. It's not. Just wanted to say something more than 1 sentence about who I am, and how/why i'm going before I inquired about seeing if some peeps would be willing to chill with me while i'm there. If 2 people commented on this and said they were interested in meeting up and this thread stayed on page 7, that'd be fine with me. I apologize for pushing a few people's buttons (but not really). Keep it real.
>>136150147
good luck man hope you enjoy it!
>>136150147
straight outta reddit
>>136150902
how would you know?
csgayboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCyWrGBtHGs
Isn't /csgog/, considering it's on 4chan, supposed to be a centre platform to discuss game's flourishing microhacks scene?
>>136151315
why does kenny always look like he's on the verge of tears?
>>136151983
such is life in france
>>136151983
he's secretly against migrants and cries every night watching europe be destroyed
>>136150147
is this copied from reddit
>>136153649
>European countries under attack by ISIS
>European countries will visit your residence if you say mean things about Islam
Europe is literally asking for it
>>136153956
technically they are under attack by russia
If I use an AWP with a Karrigan sticker will it make me worse?
>>136155104
yes
but if you use an AWP with JW sticker it will make you better
>>136154245
Maybe they should attack Russia then
check out jordan's efficiency.
DON'T DO DRUGS
>>136155421
>DON'T DO DRUGS
>the literal adderall monster is topping the team
???
>>136155548
>>the literal adderall monster is topping the team
it's just a supplement bro
>>136155548
okay allow me to rephrase
STAY OFF THE WEED
>>136155965
the reverse one is better
>>136156301
>when the addy kicks in
>>136156814
ayy lmao
when people say "death threats"
is it just people telling people to kill themselves?
Cheating is absolutely insane at the moment.
>play mm
>at least 2 blatant wallers every single game, 4 out of 5 past games rage spinbotter in the game
>join casual because mm at GE is unplayable currently
>encounter hacker
>block & report hacker
>leave server
>go to join another casual server
>puts you back in the exact same one, over, and over, and over, and over, and over
>go to arena servers I have favorited
>blatant cheats there also
I'm guessing some public cheat just got updated.
>>136155421
>98.9 ADR (Adderall) percentage
our guy freak
>>136157323
love this meme
>>136157323
my biggest problem is dmgs being in my smfc games
>>136157245
it's about killing yourself, killing you, your family members or friends
dead game tbqh familia
What are some good aim servers? I'm east coast NA but I can only find one server with a bunch of assholes in it at the moment.
>I have to go and find my phone just so I can sell a 2 cent case
Is this really fucking necessary?
>sens is too high
>lower it
>its too low
>>136160408
Blame retards that kept giving their personal info to Russians
>>136161251
how do you get scammed on the market tho? are russians mind controlling people and forcing them to sell shit cheap?
>>136161251
>>136161608
Isn't it an anti-dupe thing?
>>136161608
>russian posts a link to a steammcommunity coppycat designed to help him gain access to your account
>he gets access and either trades away all your skins to his main account or sells all your skins on the market
I just bought my first knife, thanks for reading my blog
>>136161952
please tell me it was a bayonet
>>136162029
Bayonet | Blue Steel FN
>>136161917
yeah it makes sense in that case
>>136162098
absolutely based
>>136160408
valve got tired of duping shit so they added restrictions to pretty much every way to move items out of an account so retards can't come crying to them because they lost their pixels
it's fucking amazing how retarded some people are, a lot of scams were just level 0 private profile bots spamming steamnotascammunity.com links that would ask you for your username and password AND ask you to download and run SteamGuardLegitNoVirus.exe to "make sure your computer is safe to login" and people fucking fell for it every day
>>136162227
Float value is pretty low for FN but Blue Steels doesn't seem to be affected by float value all that much
>>136162276
Also people stupidly accepting trades from fake betting bots
tell me what is shit http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=637401669&searchtext=Pure
Which stickers do I put all my autism bucks into?
>>136162590
JW, flusha and fnatic stickers
>>136162520
i am NOT clicking that
>>136162590
MLG Holos and Faze Holos.
Them two will go up.
Fnatic usually go up aswell, but I'm not sure this time around/
>>136160408
>he doesn't have his phone next to him at all times in case your bf sends a pic or cute message
>>136162520
Is this a virus
>>136162742
>>136162646
The cluj napoca fnatic stickers didn't go that high did they? I made most of my money on C9.
>>136162967
Cluj-Napoca and Cologne have been the worst when it came to stickers, I think mainly due to the lack of Holos.
>>136162967
>wanting to make money off stickers
>not wanting to deck out your AWP in JW stickers to show support for the ourest of guys
>>136163176
>Not wanting to make money AND deck out your guns
My name is Brandon,
I am 27 years old. I live in North Carolina. I recently got a new job, and I decided I would drop some coin to attend MLG Columbus. As far as i see it, it's the only great chance I'll have to see this large of a competition without going all the way to California or Texas next year.
I will be driving up after work Thursday, alone, 7 1/2 hrs, arriving around 1:30am. Staying at a Motel 6 just outside the city, and driving in early each morning to get a good seat in Gen Admission.
I've been completely open and honest with all of my peers about going to do this. I've gotten a few "whoa, all that for a video game competition?", but most have been supportive.
My goal on day one (Friday) is to try and meet a few interesting people over 20, and hopefully sit with and watch the games with them for the remainder of the tournament. If anyone fits that description, and wants a +1 to your group, hit me with a PM.
<3 all, looking forward to next weekend like crazy.
[edit] I suppose this could be construed as an attention whoring ploy. It's not. Just wanted to say something more than 1 sentence about who I am, and how/why i'm going before I inquired about seeing if some peeps would be willing to chill with me while i'm there. If 2 people commented on this and said they were interested in meeting up and this thread stayed on page 7, that'd be fine with me. I apologize for pushing a few people's buttons (but not really). Keep it real.
>tfw you get in the zone when awping and hit 5 flicks to clutch acasual game for your wildfire missions
so i tried to put something for sale on the market but it bugged out when I clicked OK, now I can't do anything because there is nothing to confirm on my phone, but steam won't let me put it for sale until I confirm or cancel the previous attempt. what now
>>136163356
>>136163176
>tfw that is my plan
>tfw got a new stattrak ak blue laminate, want to upgrade to a red laminate stattrak
i'll get the money through stickers.
>>136163617
>tfw no stattrak black laminate
>>136163673
>iktf
also, i wish the emerald pinstripe had a stattrak or the master piece.
why do some of those collection skins just look too sxc.
>Embracing the StatTrak cancer
There are free sites that will track your gun kills for you, you know
>>136101273
Seems a little bit overpriced desu senpai, I would do those for half that.
>>136163775
shut up nerd
>>136163775
I just like seeing the number go up bit by bit.
Makes a skin in my collection much more permanent, I've got a StatTrak Cobalt Halftone I got for 60 cents and it's got exactly 911 kills and I refuse to use it anymore, I refuse to sell it and I don't plan to part with it.
>>136163937
Wouldn't that just make you favor your ST guns and affect your buying rounds unless you have all of them ST
>>136163775
basic ass bich
>>136164359
>Buying StatTraks that compromise the theme of the skin
>>136164468
>autism
>>136164592
>pleb
>>136164592
>Caring about an arbitrary counter that means nothing because it can be farmed by the thousands per hour on custom maps
>>136164681
>plays csgo
>complains about plebs
lmao
Why are there no wear/float webms for knives like there are for weapon skins?
I'm autistic and need to preview things properly before I buy
>>136164709
>caring about arbitrary pixels being altered
>>136164753
tfw only buy skins that are barely affected by float numbers
Feels good not having to worry about that shit
>>136164338
Not really, I've had a ST Galil Kami since I started and I had used the Galil when I was new to CSGO but I've only had a total of 100 kills on it.
I've had multiple AKs non StatTrak and I'd still use an AK over Galil anyday, I've got StatTraks for most of my Pistols (Only one I don't have is for P2000), most of my SMGs (only don't have one for the P90), got StatTraks for my AK/Galil and I have a StatTrak for my M4A1-S but not the M4A4 (the one I use now)
This is my loadout, the non-StatTrak skins still get used as much as my StatTraks. (Except P90 since all SMGs are better except when it comes to spray + clipsize)
>>136164836
How do I find out if a skin is affected by its float when I can't see how it looks at various float values?
>>136164712
>plays csgo
>complains about autism
rofl
>>136164971
>pointing out something
>"complaining"
no
>>136164937
Just check on CSGOStash.
The Basilisk for M4A1-S and the Blue Laminate for the AK-47 are not affected by float values.
If you want to get the cheapest version of the skin yet want it to look good, you check all skins in the Field Tested Catagory, you'll always find a .15 float FT skin.
>>136164937
For knives, just preview skins on the market at each level and you can see which are heavily affected by wear. Night gets really scratched up but Damascus Steel only gets a little darker as wear increases, almost no scratches I think
>>136165041
My issue is that knife wear is not shown in webm form like other skins on csgostash
>>136165110
The in game inspection is trash
>>136165221
It's still enough to tell which pattern get affected by wear the most
>>136165221
You can install Steam Inventory Helper and then click the ''View on GLHS'' button (it's where the Click to Inspect button would be) and you can just find float from there, so you can easily just see a low float value.
>>136165032
>pointing out you're a pleb
>"complaining"
nope
>>136165284
>>136165306
I am aware there are workarounds but they are all inferior to what is provided for other types of skins
I am wondering why the normal method is not used for knives as it is for gun skins
>>136165443
I don't think you'd be able to find out without asking the person who makes the webms for CSGOStash.
>>136157323
>play casual
>drop a 20 bomb but team still loses
>2 top fraggers on other team have 23 kills each
You know vac is shitty as fuck when it can't even detect a couple of retards in fucking casual. Casual. What the hell is wrong with valve's anti-cheat?
>tfw no one likes safari mesh so you get cool knives that match both t and ct models cheap as
>>136166392
safari always looks like garbage
>>136166392
>implying real counter-terrorists don't run around with rainbow colored push daggers
???
>>136166392
>>136166464
Yeah dude, cmon. If your knife doesn't look like a piece of candy it's shit!
>>136166662
>not getting scorched
>forest ddpat
>boreal forest
>fucking stained
>instead choose safari fucking mesh
>literal eye sore
hahahah you're the retard here anon
dunk yourself
so who else is jumping ship for overwatch with me, it looks like halo mixed with league
>>136166624
>>136166662
>>136166780
>>136166787
you can get anything you want at alice's restaurant.
>>136166787
nys it's going to be the heroes of the storm of FPS
>>136166787
Those map control focused shooters where you respawn after you die are way too frustrating.
>>136166328
VAC only scans by detecting memory signatures/changes of cheats already in its database
AKA it's completely worthless.
I like the Damascus Steel, Blue Steel, Scorched and Night if it's FN
>>136167017
i really like this post
>>136167017
I'm thinking about trying to trade my Falchion Crimson Web FT for a Flip Knife Damascus Steel FT
A little part of me just says ''fuqq that shit'' and the other says ''go for it faggot''
>Make your own cheat because it's such low level programming
>Change it every couple of days by a little just in-case
Ez winz
>>136166873
i hope they've learned something from the failure of hots. i have to at least check it out. looks FUN
>>136166916
more frustrating than losing round after round?
>>136166780
I don't see how Safari Mesh is inferior to Boreal Forest or Forest ddpat. Scorched also looks retarded.
stained is objectively the worst
shit literally looks like you left the knife in the sink for a couple of weeks
>>136167131
Forest DDPAT or Boreal Forest don't look like eye-sores, Scorched may look very retarded and bad, but atleast it's not fucking Safari Mesh.
>>136167124
>more frustrating than losing round after round?
Yes. Play Dirty Bomb if you don't believe me.
>>136167091
I'd say go for it because FT on Damascus Steel look a lot better than FT on Crimson Web, but that's just my opinion
>>136167183
that's the point dweeb
>>136167131
All three are pretty bad, it's just personal preference on which is the king of the turds
>>136167268
I've already got the FT Crimson Web, it's got a low float value of .15211689
I'm just thinking of trading it away.
>>136167439
That's a pretty decent wear. Only you can decide which pattern you prefer the look of more.
so what did you guys have for dinner? was it healthy?
>>136168232
whole milk and whey powder
>>136168310
trying to get sexy for /fit/?
>>136168232
Greek rice with chicken and some milk tea
>>136168420
for a girl I like
Trading up a knife soon, which one of the two should I go for?
Crimson Web FT Butterfly
or
Night FT Butterfly StatTrak.
>>136168694
Looks like the Night FT Butterfly StatTrak is slightly worth more if that matters, but if you're trading whichever one has a better float value will be easier to get rid of
>>136168232
Boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings without any sauce dipped in ketchup and a Mountain Dew to drink
>>136169015
>ketchup
For what purpose? Honey mustard does everything ketchup does but better
>>136169015
you had that last time you degenerate fuck
>>136168232
pork shoulder sandwich, i don't think it is healthy
>>136168232
no dinner yet but when I woke up a couple hours ago I had a microwave turkey panini thing and a small slice of chocolate pie. eating a bowl of grapes now.
>>136169193
gross
>>136169193
"""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>136168978
I'm using it as a personal knife. Opened a boreal forest MW so I'm trading down a condition for a better knife. I like the Crimson but I can't get a stattrak of it without shelling out for like 10-20 more keys. They're both sub .20 float.
I just don't know if stattrak is honestly that worth it on a knife, or if I should just get the regular Crimson instead, since goddamn do I love those colors.
>>136169269
please dont eat too much anon. too much of a good thing can be harmful
>>136170006
Why exactly do you need a StatTrak on a knife?
>>136170283
Why exactly do you need StatTrak on anything?
>>136169070
>Honey mustard does everything ketchup does but better
No it doesn't
>>136169117
I like boneless wings
>>136170320
you dont
>>136170320
Here's a free stattrak for each of your weapons, it even adds the kill count from your old skins and default
http://csgo-stats.com/
ran off on da plug twice (2)
he steady callin i ain't call him back
"Knowing is half the battle."
If someone replies the score when this was said in a major with their ID, I will give them all my non-expensive skins.
>>136171578
13-7 LG vs NaVi
>>136171578
8-9 Cloud9 vs NiP
>>136171578
nys
>>136171768
>>136171672
all four of those teams are wrong
>>136171813
no it isn't
>>136171858
yes they are all. The next like is "Now they have to beat Fnatic."
>>136171578
Why would you need to know anything except how to toggle?
>>136171578
1-0 G.I. Joe vs Cobra
>get into mm
>guy on other team aimbotting hard af in warmup
>hes talking shit
>toggle on
>aimbot his face instantly every time he peeks
>we win
>he gets mad and says im a hacker and he reported me
>check his stats after game
>100% headshots all game
lol
>>136171913
sorry, it's "Now they have to defeat fnatic." My bad
>>136171913
Envy vs fnatic cluj napoca
now gimmie my muthafuckin skines
>>136171913
[Any team moving on to go against fnatic]
/id/uNv1n3ble
>>136172039
Which pros/team has the best personality?
>>136172038
VERY close
reply the correct match w/ your steam /id/ and i'll throw you a bunch of trash
btw, my giveaway now extends to all my cases, guess the match untill 2am pst
>>136172132
Cloud9
again, id/uNv1n3ble
8 minutes Tiny Swedish Fleeks!
>>136171578
how many is "all"?
>>136172420
5 minutes left
>>136172531
enough to give you a reason to figure it out
>>136172236
Nv vs g2
>>136172616
no cigar!
your random votes have to combat my post timer
>>136172591
what do you consider non-expensive?
>>136172680
everything besides my souvenir skins and dragonlore and howl
2 minutes
Stop giving this guy free (You)s
>>136172776
yeah not worth it
>>136172678
Fnatic vs LG
>>136172832
Including cases, it was ~20usd.
Sorry you didn't figure it out.
>>136172828
are you jealous of him? here's a (you) for you too
>>136172892
Nobody gives a fuck, go be autistic on /v/
>>136172943
I'm not, and here you can have it back, I don't want your (You)
It was actually Fnatic vs. LDLC on Overpass. the quote was from 13-13 Semmler. A really good match! I implore you to watch the whole BO3.
Good luck next time!
guys we all agree that I should kill myself right
>>136172420
until what?
>>136173014
no thats never the answer you are loved
>>136172996
rude. i worked hard on giving you that (you)
>>136173005
csgog cant even get the most important csgog game!
I just spent $200 of steam wallet today
>>136173171
not really nah
>>136173270
Did you get Dark Souls 3?
if you aren't mad you didn't get that, you should be.
>>136173014
if you feel like, sure.
>>136173337
No, I have never preordered anything
>>136173337
Why would he buy a shit game that is impossibly hard and not fun?
>>136173386
I don't look at it as a pre-order. I'm giving them money for the great job they did with the first one. I paid like 5 eurobucks for that.
>>136173014
I'm in the same boat, but I also have a lump on my underarms so here's hoping it's cancer so I don't have to kill myself
>>136173014
stream it
I'm actually surprised no one has done this on twitch yet
there was that one guy that set his house on fire but that was an accident
>>136173451
Still would never preorder, I'll buy it after it's released if that's the case. Even if you want to support them, you are telling shittier preorders are great
>>136173005
I mute the video whenever Semmler speaks.
>>136173458
nice, getting cancer would be sweet since its guilt free suicide and it wont hurt your family as much
>>136173570
He gives me the impression of someone who hates video games but does it because it's a source of income
Hehehe whose arm is this???
>>136173446
>impossibly hard
It's not as hard as most people thing. DS2 is also significantly easier than DS1 and DS3 looks more like 2 than 1 from videos.
>not fun
More fun than CSGO.
>>136173546
They gave a slight discount, besides you can also refund it on Steam.
>>136173570 cool 4 u m8
>>136173646
you're replying to bait, gratz
>>136173630
>>136173570
>hating on Semm Semm
>>136173630
I think he does it because it's a more "interesting" job than working in an office and he prides himself on seeming interesting and being around interesting people. It's why he's such a francophile and mentions his french friends whenever he can.
>>136173752
>you're replying to bait, gratz
It's something that people actually believe though so it's worth replying to.
Also hey reddit
>>136173638
flusha
What is the best placements of ui objects?
>>136173752
>you're replying to bait, gratz
Not bait, DS games are fucking trash and people only pretend to like them so they can look cool.
>hurrhurr look I enjoy games where you dont get good gear and you die in one hit and you have no fucking clue where to go or what to do or where anything is and there is literally no story or enjoyable mechanics oh and you lose all your points when you die for some reason
>>136173960
god damn shes ugly
that facial structure and horse teeth
>>136174001
Not to mention 'special snowflake' colored hair is a sign of mental health issues
>>136173972
You've literally never played the game.
>>136173972
yeah ds is really not a great game, its just an exercise in memorization
>>136173960
>>136173638
disgusting
>>136174245
This could be said for literally every single thing ever. The concept of experience in general is an exercise in memorization.
>>136174389
yeah nah there are games that are more about memorization and games that are less about it you're just being a semantical cuck
Post your crosshairs. I need inspiration on what I should use
Your argument was trash to begin with and is even more trash now.
Who /wishestheM4A1SwasliketheSourceM4/ here?
>>136173972
nys
>>136174476
hello schizophrenic poster how are you feeling today are the voices too loud or are they just right?
You posts are worth the (You)s sorry
>>136174463
i'm too busy trying to neck myself
just take your medicine and you'll feel a whole lot better. I promise.
yo anyone NA west LEM want to play?
>>136174245
>>136174541
truly bottom of the barrel tier
i bet you like isometric jrpgs and weeb shit
>>136175075
weebs are the ones who love ds
>>136175160
go back to playing witcher
How can someone like CS but not Dark Souls? It makes no sense to me.
>>136175303
I can aimbot my way through CS.
>>136175254
>Witcher is more weeb than a japanese game
>>136173638
>>136173960
god damn what a fat ugly bitch
t.scv.vg/shroud/v/56091272?t=01h41m42s
>>136175352
You can use a cheat engine for DS
have I shown you guys my gf yet?
https://vine.co/v/OEDLrlXpq63
>>136175634
no but witcher is western-style garbage
>>136176048
shes on molly
>>136176048
Dunkin Donuts is shit, break up with her
>>136176168
don't be silly, I'm in love with her
>>136176074
yeah so you're a huge weeb as suspected
>>136176226
not an argument
>>136176308
I dont really have any desire to argue with a weeb I'm just describing you
>>136176417
just go ahead and read my posts again
>>136176841
i just read them again. i believe >>136176417 is the proper response.
>>136176841
still not an argument
tfw in 10 years NiP will be 4 syrians and one eritrean
>carry some kid in MM
>he gets a fn cz nitro
>I get nothing
>not even a rank up
Dude come on. I clutched so many rounds to win. Give me something.
>playing
>im 22-5
>next guy is 5-5
>they figure out im cheating and proceed to cry about the carry
>try to kick me
>i abandon and only get a 30min ban
haha suck me
>>136179605
epic
>doing well first half
>hit some nice shots and win a 1v3
>next half
>they're prefire walls just before the person peeks
>they're nading are exact positions
>their awper has unreal reactions at mid doors
>we lose after rolling over them in the first half
cheating is too damn common. why hasn't valve done anything about it?
>watching random twitch whores playing cs
>they're not even hot/funny
wth
>>136180501
As someone that cheats 100% of the time, I try not to be too much of an asshole about it. I still die, I don't do crazy shit every round, etc. I hope valve never catches on because it is so fun. Never again will I be a victim of some cheater fucktard on the other team.
can someone post the 'baited for this exact response(s)' picture with jw please
it's urgent
>>136181126
THIS ONE
>>136181614
finally found out what the J means in JW
JUST
>>136180682
You aren't doing it to not be an asshole or you wouldn't cheat at all.
You are not being too blatant because you are a pussy and scared to get caught.
should i join imcute?
why dont i have a gothic lolita gf
>average 17 rws over four games
>3/4 of those games 30+ kills
>rank c
so it's rigged so only the pros get to play with each other. got it
>>136183739
join bumcummies
>>136183997
nys
twitch.tv presidiotv
come watch a retard play cs
>>136184676
SHE JUST MENTIONED OUR GUY WAROWL
>>136184676
don't u mean "come watch me play cs"
>>136185176
If by we you mean reddit
>>136185267
Dude I'm gn2 I'm waaay better than this
I hope all russians fucking die.
i bought csgo since beta days and never actually played with people. i only got 16hrs of gameplay. and im gonna install it now so i can actually play it and git gud with it. any tips for beginners?
>haha russian inbred teammates can ruin your game, block you, grief you, flash you, throw the bomb at enemies, get 1 kill on accident in 30 rounds
>but you can't shoot them XDDD
>you can't kick them because they're a premade XDDDD
>if you kill them you get a 7 day ban for being a toxic bully xDDD
>no diminishing returns too xDDD
>get a russian, get a 7 day ban
so funny lolll xD
>>136186065
watch anime
>>136186065
skins = wins
watch anime
>>136186201
>>136186281
>watch anime
??
uhh is that an inside joke in csgo?
>>136186348
Sounds like cs isn't for you bud
>>136186348
No, anime makes you better at the game.
Here's the best csgo player in the world dressed as an anime if you don't believe me.
>>136186167
are youu ok?
>>136186423
>scream
>best
But if you're a redditor and like memes I guess le 'eadshot machine is okey
>tfw i dont always bring HE/flashbang/smokes
i just always get armor and p90.
>>136186868
>t. silver
>>136187123
>implying it doesn't work till atleast dmg
>>136186348
no, it's just the /a/utistic underage newfags
>>136186718
I broke my favorite mouse on accident due to how fucking furious I am. I get the same spinbotter faggot against me TWO GAMES IN A ROW, then a 3v5 game, then a 3 man russian mongoloid deranker premade.
Do you even know what hell is? I do.
>TRUE !
whats your steam ill send you csgo
>>136188514
sent :^)
retards......
I want to trade my whole inventory, except my basilisk, for a fn cartel.
>>136188674
my steam account is "positronium7">>136188674
>>136188705
>>136188787
>>136188789
>be me over 2 years ago
>always liked cod
>blops2 was last one i actually played, didnt enjoy the futuristic crap and more and more prevalent killstreak spam
>sell my old steam account
>month later 3 friends get into csgo and convince me to join
>start a new account, never bought any other game
>currently at almost 1.2k hours
>literally every single game that i top frag at least 1-2 enemies go full bitch mode
>"wow nice smurf gg ur too bad for ur real rank? nob smurf vac banned main? gg reported smurf"
can someone explain this to me, how is having over a THOUSAND hours played smurfing
it was almost the same when i started playing, no other games on record, if i didnt outperform everyone else it was
>looool nub smurf xD main acc banned and bad smurf with no hax lol xD
There are no users that match your search
>>136189119
what? i thought silver I was supposed to be more than .05% now
>>136189004
Yeah if you have over 20 kills in matchmaking people always accuse you of smurfing.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 90
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 16
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 1
Competitive Kills: 2013
Competitive MVPs: 258
Competitive Match Wins: 59
I made this over the weekend, what does /csgog/ thing?
>>136190107
You just bought it.
>>136190107
87- 0 my nigga never forget
Plexiglas that is etched? anyone can do that senpai
>>136190107
send it to allu
>>136190107
ugh reddit
>>136190543
how do you know?
>>>/reddit/
>>136190543
caught the redditor
>>136190965
>>136191108
what's up reddit
>>136190965
Because NiP is reddit's guys?
Hello reddo if you didn't know this
>nbk getting bullied by russians in pug
>>136191394
>watching NBK
hey REDDIT
>>136191394
Russians are nigger tier. Only thing worse is muslims.
>>136191348
nip is as un reddit as they come
>>136191510
which is why I enjoy watching him get bullied
>>136191530
this bants is on point tho
>tfw you want the gold coin but have no friends
>>136191348
Get right watches anime so he can't be
>>136191808
hi /g/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1isiMpau6arelkChOFlfN6t9mJ4Y-XsbUts_aW1PGPSg/viewform?edit_requested=true
Do your worst, faggots.
>>136192063
Not clicking that.
>>136191808
i just need 4 more stars to get the gold
>>136192063
Moe Allah Snackbar here.
>>136191808
reddit why are you here again?
thread got reddit as hell today
DA WARRRR ISSS OVARRRRRRRRR
>>136193153
Wait, how do you know? Does that mean you're a reddit too?
>dust2 in the queue
>hackers
>literal retarded teammates
>nobody talks, half my team is 200 ping mexicans/br
>always d2
>dust2 off my queue
>great fun games
>good teammates
>variety in maps played
just ranked up to global on cache. feels good
>>136193575
10/10 my friend.
>>136193781
nice Blog!! Fuckass!!!!!!!!!
>>136111904
was LEMnow mg2 ;_;
That feel when you get permabanned from your favorite server.
>>136179437
kek
>>136194748
next time curb your autism
>>136194748
whatd u do
>>136196146
is that that show with the unfunny bald seinfeld writer?
>take a week break after losing my welfare global rank
>barely maintain DMG after
>new operation is released
>play even worse and derank to mg1
>lose all motivation to keep playing ranked
>become unranked and continue to keep mid/bottom frag in fucking casual
i legit feel like ending myself. i just can't comprehend how over 1k hours of playtime experience just erodes so quickly when taking breaks.
>>136192063
>my troll submission got deleted
uh gotards?
>>136194748
>have my fav chain of servers on alterIW
>they run like 4-5 best maps on 24/7 mode servers
>one day try to play and get kicked every time i connect
>go to their forum to look for help
>mfw i find out there was a thread about me, at least 10-15 different frequent players from those servers whining about me using "obvious wh"
>mfw i just used heapdhones
>mfw never got unbanned
>tfw even d2 24/7 servers are disappearing
>tfw the only community servers left only run gay memes like jailbreak, dm, 1v1, zombies, surf etc
>you will never spend hours playing in 32 man servers again
whats the best map on operation shitfire to get the 50 dmg molotov challenge done
ive done a full match of tulip and im still at 0/50
>>136196275
>lose my welfare smfc
>stuck in mge
>lose motivation to play mm
>just shit on silvers in casual all day
>>136196275
>was welfare LE
>felt good
>new ranks come
>drop to mg1
>decide its time to buckle up
>start doing daily dm/aim map practice
>currently at DMG, won my last 4 matches
feels good not being a defeatist cuck
>>136196275
you paid to get boosted anyway. wait, did you actually convince yourself that you didn't? lelmao
>>136198247
how about asking someone to get in the fire for you?
>too shy to use my mic
>cant type callouts fast enough
>team bullies me
>feel bad
>play bad
>team bullies me more
>play worse
>lose
>derank
>>136199684
Dont feel bad anon! Its all gonna be fine dont worry :3
>>136199684
looooooool that's what you get you stupid ANIME
>>136199109
lolno. you still owe me a knife, carlos
>>136199684
How the fuck are you surviving in real life? If you cant even talk to 4 random russians that you'll never play with again then you have severe autism.
>>136199834
th-thanks anon
>>136200016
dumb fucking ANIME!
>>136200113
Stay mad.
>>136200113
why are you being a bully?
>>136200016
Dont worry about it! :3
If you wanna relax or play something for fun and such, ill be here
>>136200113
NO BULLY!
> Be DMG.
> Get a team with 2 people who exclusively use scouts, 1 of which periodically goes AFK for multiple rounds, and 1 who griffs to high hell.
Fuck this game.
>>136200640
>be silver
Stopped reading right there.
What's your pregame routine /csgog
>>136200902
Watch anime!
>>136200902
Wake up, check email, facebook, and youtube. Play CS all day, sleep again.
>>136200902
>watch anime
>ffa dm
>1v1
>comp on my smurf
>comp on my main all day
>grief on cevo
>fap
>go to bed
>>136200902
open /csgog/
open reddit
flirt with my /csgog/ bf
play bhop maps
>>136201556
>bhop maps
He asked about CSGO, not 1.6
What will flusha and our pig do with their portion of 500 000 USD?
>>136203050
Nothing, because NiP is winning, already confirmed.
>>136199684
I know this feel
>>136203050
they'll buy a NA team
>>136199684
>ok google
>i want a competitive, popular, skill based videogame
>csgo
>feels good
>game requires communication with internet weirdos
>fuck this shit
>ok google
>give me singleplayer games
>starcraft
>street fighter
>chess
fuck this life desu senpaitachi
I'm trying to watch sgares, but I can't stand this fucking timthetatman faggot. Why does this fucking retard exist?
>>136199684
there's always suicide, you don't have to talk to anybody for that.
>>136199684
i would play with you anon, it's okay.
>>136204974
he's not known as timtheredditman for nothing
>burn damage mission
>some faggot throws a smoke into the chokepoint every round
kill me
>>136205670
I'll fuck you cutie~
>>136204824
>csgo
>skill based
>>136205845
>anime
Please take your own life. You are embarrassing.
>>136205984
>doesn't like anime
how's silver treating you?
>>136206275
I'm literally GE
>>136206517
you literally got boosted then
>>136206684
>boosted
>soloq
:DDDD wat :DDDD
>>136204824
What makes you say csgo is not skill based?
>>136207002
>what makes you say rngo isn't skill based
3.5 vs 2.5 sens
dank flix vs consistency
what should i choose
What knife should i get that looks nice and costs less than 100 euro? I want to buy a knife that is around the 60 euro mark, like the falchion knife or huntsman or bowie, but the lower tier ones look ugly as fuck
>>136208118
ur an idget
>>136208118
i also want to know dat senpai desu
>>136208118
how do you play? It's down to that desu
>you have to play 5000 matches to get to fucking play competitive
>he's not watching our guy (pbuh)
>>136206275
the actual anime posters from this general are silver though
>>136208916
>it takes him 5000 matches to reach lvl 3
if you're taking more than 5 maybe try a different game mate
>>136208916
took me around 4 hours to reach lvl 3 on my latest smurf, stop exaggerating
>>136208440
Yeh, you're not getting a good bowie for that price. Flip knives are probably the best of that price range
>>136208916
what
>>136208440
for around 120€ you could get a karambit boreal forest
those are pretty nice imo and cheap
why is steam such a shit service
>>136209457
Do you think i should get falchion night or vanilla? I really like them, but dont want to regret it
>>136209961
If you can get a low float night, night patterns get hit hard with wear
I'm gonna play in copenhagen games
wish me luck lads
>>136210285
I hope you choke>:^(
>>136210706
thx
gonna drink myself silly after we get knocked out
I have 230 hours and I'm GN4, I was AK like 3 times but I always go back to GN4.
Sometimes I end the round first but then I go like 2-1X, I have no idea why I can't be either always ok or always badso I can stop playing this thing.
>>136211478
Actually you're always bad.
Just sometimes your enemies are worse.
I like the looks of this game but I am not comfortable talking to people. What do? Should I buy it?
>>136196275
It doesn't. I've been playing CS for almost a decade and took a lot of 2-6 month long breaks and it always comes back to me after a few days of playing.
>>136211619
do coke before playing comp
>>136211619
Talking to people is a valuable skill. It's not hard either.
just call shit to begin with, you don't need to have bantz you shy fuck
>>136199684
I'd bully the shit out of you if you have a girly voice and talk on mic.
>>136211613
Well that does make sense. I don't know why I find people way better than me in GN with 1000 hours, shouldn't they be higher rank?
>>136211957
Some people are just trash no matter how much they play because they don't know what they are even supposed to be doing and just reaffirm bad habits
>>136211957
they might drop regularly, piss about with friends, or get kicked loads
>>136212123
>>136212216
Why do they so good then and always rekt me?
Also this is probably a shitter question, are there as many hackers as people say in chat, or are they just mad about getting killed? Sometimes people know -exactly- where are you and one shot you with AK
>>136212425
That's because of prefiring/sound/they just saw you before.
There aren't actually that many cheaters.
>>136212425
There are a lot of cheaters but 9/10 accusations in low elo games are probably just people mad about getting killed.
>>136212425
if they actually are much higher skilled than most people in your rank, refer to
>>136212216
but low rank hackers are always painfully obvious, because they won't hide it, and must play awfully to still be at that level with cheats
there are more hackers around lem and global, but they'll know how to hide it
>>136212519
>>136212540
k thank you
>cucknatic
lmao
>>136212762
>there are more hackers around lem and global, but they'll know how to hide it
Nowadays you get blatant aimbotters with silver movement and crosshairplacement every other global game.
Valve really needs to step up.
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>>136212979
>nowadays
it really, really has got better
>fnatic losing to shitsid3
another game ruined by op pistols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZggcP1P1gU
gambit confirmed our official team
>>136213875
nevermind
another game ruined by op fnatic pause
>Fnatic """""""miracle"""""" pause
They are not even trying anymore.
>>136214639
>hey guys, lets try to play without hacks this time
>oh-o, nevermind
>>136214468
looks like harvey's good looking sister
>>136214625
walls take a minute to turn on don't judge
>>136214468
Is that actually his GF or did they just hire a model for a commercial?
>>136214468
fucking slut, she only wants him for his cs skills
how long has hltv had this thing? bretty nice imo
>>136215739
since IEM Katowice
>>136215727
Are you saying she's a csgo succubus that drains his csgo skills instead of his life force?
>>136216005
Yes, and when she has his skills she will install cheats on his pc to end his career
![Get+dunked+on+nerds+_156648f24680a60[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5hKWG2r.gif "Get+dunked+on+nerds+ 156648f24680a60[1]")
>tfw fnatic double dunkedon
>>136214625
>>136214639
>>136214856
hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo there reddit
What's ESL's cross hair settings?
>no one looking at apartments
it's fixed, right?
what's with all the people joining the server?
Best P2k skin?
>>136218360
all me
>>136218553
fire elemental
Noice, in the middle of doing a challenge and the game closes.
>>136218718
get a better computer, nerd
>tfw lowered sens and now im missing my epik 180 p2k 1 taps
Why is Pansy always all over Fnatic's D
>>136219163
because fnatic is the BBC of our scene while other teams are beta 4 inch dicklets
>>136219163
she hasnt had sex in over a decade
hey guys it's me i'm back
>pansy making dirtybomb jokes
l
>>136219154
tfw lowered sens and now i dont hit epig AWP fliks anymore
>flip tactics doing this good against a good from fnatic
I believe
what did I just watch
https://twitter.com/clgaming/status/712729387251015681
>>136219318
Why would you want to have sex with anyone in Fnatic?
>>136219606
>purple hair
disgusting
>>136219724
they are rich
that's a good enough reason for any female
>>136219451
>online
w h o c a r e
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>>136219606
shouldn't be allowed to be that ugly desu
>CLG
>Bad at cs
>Ugly as fuck players
>WRTP (Team Secret)
>Good at cs
>Attractive players
where did everything go so wrong for NA?
>>136219606
are they really the best they could find?
When does FaceIt season start?
>>136219927
HOW MUCH
>mindless tec9 armor rushing defeats strategy and full buy
what a balanced game
>>136220665
sup gold nova
>almost never bet on fnatic
>see they're playing against a team they literally cannot lose against
>eh why not
>they choke hard and forget to toggle
every fucking time this shit happens
it's like a curse
C A N T M E S S W I T H M A R K A L O V
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>>136221627
they have lost to FlipSid3 before
new thread bois
>>136221756
>decide to try CS again after a month of Dark Souls
>casual server
>3 people advertising their spinbots/wallhacks
>go to new server
>2 people hacking
>play ranked (LEM)
>the enemy team is nowhere close to as good as they should be
>they rage at me, calling me a hacker
uhhm gotards?
I'll just switch to Overwatch on release. Even with the built in aimbots/wallhacks it still has less hacking.
Is being a CS Pro genetic/IQ? mixture of both?
>>136221867
Yes and yes. You have to be born one
>>136219724
krimz and olof are cute
no homo
>>136221328
LEM but ok retard
>>136222256
>he thinks lem is good
nice welfare rank shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4fPhJ-pAoU
>there are shitters in this thread RIGHT NOW that will buy this meme mouse
>>136224372
What's a good alternative for a palm grip mouse with large size?
Would use a zowie but they don't fit my hand.
>>136225232
deathadder
>>136225232
zowie ec1-a
zowie za11
Why did NiP have such great odds?
They have a history of consistently shitting on the astrails lineup on and offline
>>136229008
Lurk more retard.
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