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Paige's fucked up face edition
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
Note: The policy on crewkilling has been changed. You are now free to kill any crew members and they are free to kill you as well.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
1st for 80's and 90's car update when?
2nd for PS4 autism collage
i'm gonna marry paige!
threadly reminder that potter is sad
threadly reminder that insurance bank drain hack is back
tfw too sad to copy and paste full paragraphs from reddit
Golfing
A poem by /gtag/
No, Patricia, no
I’m playing Golf
GOOOOLLLLLFFFFF
FORE!
You’re being hysterical
Its your autism again
That never happened
I’m afraid I cannot be spoken to like that
No, no
GOLF
I tell you
[rumbling rooftops intensifies]
>>136065807
Only oldfigs remember this meme.
>>136065807
man i haven't seen this in ages
nth for ANY HACKER ON, MONEY PLS
Getting pretty sick of this game's bullshit. I have "Complete a Deathmatch" as a daily objective, but not just any deathmatch, it has to be a normal deathmatch. Nobody joins my lobby when I make one, and when they do they leave immediately afterwards. When I try to use the job finder thing it always puts me in any deathmatch type except the one I need for the fucking objective. What's the point of having daily objectives if you can't fucking complete them?
>>136066696
So close no matter how far
>>136066666
>>136067109
only do dailies when it's shit you can do in 15 minutes by yourself
it's just not worth it otherwise
>>136067109
You on pc?
if so post sc
>>136067318
On average you can do all daily objectives in less than 15 minutes though, so it's always worth it. Occasionally you have a bit of bad luck with randoms joining you, but it's still only 15 minutes. And if you're consistent it's like 50 000 GTA$, which is a lot for 15 minutes.
languagez you online mate?
>>136067754
Us rn
>>136067354
Jazzerus29
It's gonna take me a bit to stomach relaunching the game.
>>136068043
tell me when you launch, I'll also join
daily is kill 20 players
what hook do you faggots use
>>136067886
why didn't i see this beforehand
i just left
THIRD CHARACTER WHEN
>>136068482
I'm on now.
>>136068601
bcus ur a gay lmao
>>136068814
>>136068043
>try to join you
>says you have a different targetting mode
d-did you have aim assist or did I?
>>136068509
They really need to fix the shirt glitch. On my end you guys were all wearing plain white tees.rest in pringles blater cosplay outfit
>>136069115
apparently it was you, you should set that shit to free aim senpai
>>136064442
I'm in at least five of those pics and thats okay..
>>136066234
Mario?
>>136045037
Because I don't have your edits saved in my psd layers. I would have to cut and paste and align, then it could get in the way of future edits I want to make. That made doing this suffer, only 2 or 3 things are the works of other people that I had to try and paste in, and they did end up getting in the way a couple times..
>>136071334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZL-Oe3JGbs
>daily objectives
>watch a movie, collect an ammo drop, participate in a land race
>call down an ammo crate next to a movie theatre
>some random low level snipes me from far away before the ammo crate notice even shows up, drives up and steals my ammo crate
>proceed to run him over with my helicopter about six times while he misses just about every shot he has
>he just keeps talking shit
>complains about me getting into a plane when the game respawns me near one for the lowest parachute challenge
Is it autism, ADD or a combination?
>>136057958
I didn't manage to dodge this list, what do I do?
>using Languagez as bait
People who use tanks for fighting are pretty boring
>>136066706
i can't give money, i can give you a car that'll sell at ls customs for really high.
you still interested?
>>136072582
I fell for that so hard yesterday playing with crew
I remember when heists came out and you would constantly fail because some nigger couldn't understand instructions.
Does anyone still play heists?
>two fuckboys come after me
>pick them off even though they're both in cars and one of them had armor on
>fastforward a bit
>they wait outside mod shop to blow up my car with rpg
>they just go around killing people in their super by backing up while being unable to shoot
>set bounty
>blow it up
>they both go straight to passive mode
literally can't make this shit up
>>136073037
I do them pretty often, when I can.
>>136073037
I do because I recently started playing
it's still exactly like that
played the plane setup for prison with cooper yesterday, failed like 6 times because randos can't get behind cover
>>136073043
>putting bounties on people to avoid paying their insurance
My nigger
>>136073208
yeah I'm assuming their insurance woulda been like 28k or something, fuck that shit
>>136073476
>summer friend
>>136073431
One way to piss bounty hunters off is hiding inside a friend's vehicle. Not sure if they have to pay the bounty if you're the only one in it but if the friend is driving and the bounty is the passenger, the bounty hunter definitely has to pay
>>136073597
put bounty on friend
>>136073653
Speaking of bounties, we should have a bunch of GTAG, put $1000 bounties on one another and hide in some annoying to get to place just to see how mad we can make people
>>136073736
The wall breach by the police station?
>>136073782
Nah, that would kinda be cheating. Some place like inside the command tower at Fort Zacundo or inside the half-built tower next to the highest building
>>136073919
It would kinda be cheating but nobody would really be bothered if you just hang out there without shooting.
>>136073476
>Tfw shitter uses a homing launcher, instead of the cheaper more powerful RPG.
>>136073547
8 more levels till I get the Cuck crew level.
>>136074719
What do you mean?
>>136074537
homing launchers are nice for buzzard and hydra fuccbois who dont know about flares
http://s1.webmshare.com/XNOXL.webm
Helibullying is the patrician's way to punish dickheads
any /gtag/ playing right now?
>>136074856
Upload your shit to fucking 4chan please.
>>136074890
yeah...On ps4..
>>136074952
Oh come on now. That file was 8mb
>prison finale with randos
>got out just fine
>get in plane just fine
>plane takes off just fine
>wow actually did a heist first try with randos
>pilot turns plane upside down and flies head first into the ground
what
>>136075047
Guess it's shittily made then, considering it's only 13 seconds, I guess. But I'm not opening random links just because somebody posts it on here.
>>136074890
Yes me and Glints are in a crew session and a couple other people in pubs I think
>>136075096
Was the wanted level stuck?
>>136075138
You can still look at the webm I posted. I just added the link in case someone wanted a not-shit bitrate and sound because 3mb is far too little
>>136075182
we pretty much just took off
>>136074983
>mfw "PS4 has no players"
>>136075340
I know, I'm just saying you're a retard for uploading it to a different site and linking it instead of just uploading it to 4chan like any sane person would.
>>136074537
>>136074851
Don't hate the welfare for dumbfires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0D9p7Bb72s
>>136075427
Why bother uploading it to 4chan if the quality's not gonna get any better?
>>136075708
Better ease of use for both parties, or at least one if you're particularly autistic.
If you wanted true quality you would just upload an uncompressed mp4 anyway.
>>136064442
Good times
Anyone online that can gib money?
>>136075419
>101 game session/parties
Whoa..
>>136075419
ps4 has no players. but hey, 'power to them', none the less
>>136076002
I haven't seen any modders in days fám :(
>>136076041
that's active users, I'm fairly sure
>>136076070
There's a few modders in the crew
>>136076041
I like how you guys couldn't even take a joke.
>>136075820
Or you could just open the link
>>136076257
Without knowing what I would get, from 4chan. No thanks. Just do what's better for both parties please.
>>136076227
I want the PS4 friends to come to PC. We still have room to hold you all before the purge even hits.
Thinking about getting purged on purpose to finally leave this shithole
>>136076384
No thanks friend, the quick text is nice, but script kiddies destroying all my cars, money, apartments, weapons, and garage doesn't sound appealing..
>>136076450
How are become purge
>>136076384
Cross platform for a day when?
>>136076450
Whats your SC ill kick you now
>>136076851
-Nessi
>>136076851
BlaterWanco
>>136076893
>posting my name
Just kick my shit
>>136076979
No.
PURGE UPDATE
To avoid being purged, sign this petition with your exact Social Club name. If your name is not on this petition list, you will be purged.
https://www.change.org/p/rockstar-games-make-gtag-great-again
>>136077338
signed senpai
>>136077338
>Zipcode
>Country
kek
>>136077338
Post this in the social club if you're so great
>>136077620
Fill in fake shit then. Say you are from Beverly Hills, CA, 90210.
>>136077721
Already did.
>>136077765
>404
Man you really are shit at this.
>>136077912
Not my fault the god damn RS censor police filtered out part of the URL.
Disregard filename, I know why. 88 is racist. :^)
>>136078067
MFW this is for real
GEE HIGGLY PIGGLY, HOW COME ROCKSTAR LETS YOU HAVE TWO BATONS?
>>136077338
cant you just kick everyone who hasnt logged in for longer than a month or something
>>136078371
ayy you remembered to attach the photo this time
Anyone know where I can find and download a complete soundtrack of all the songs from the radios, including last gen and next gen exclusive songs?
>>136078402
I would if it said how long it's been on the member list, but it doesn't. This is the only way, if we had that info I wouldn't even have to do any more than just mention inactives are being purged.
>>136078402
That's what I'm saying
Just let me unleash on these motherfuckers
I'll kick everyone that I haven't seen
Innocents can just rejoin
>>136078594
If that happens you're just gonna kick everyone below comm.
>>136078725
No?
>>136076384
I couldn't recall how Opiate looks like.
>>136077338
ANOTHER UPDATE
For "privacy" concerns, the petition creator is not able to see a complete list of who signed it. :^)
So do what the other smart cunts have already done, make a comment on the petition page with your name, that's good enough. Crisis averted.
>signed that
>couldnt see myself
>signed again
>still cant see me
FUCK
>>136079035
Nice fucking system you dipshit.
>>136079059
>mfw it happened to me too
>>136079168
My system of kicking everyone seems way faster
>don't have to sort anything
>use a script to select everyone
>click the kick button
>done
>>136077338
So this is how you manage to avoid having to actually look through the crew?
Pretty lazy blater.
>>136079059
>>136079035
Just leave a comment, it makes you sure to be seen.
>>136079168
What's better, purging everyone and reinviting from the fucking thread? Figured a system like this is the best way to gather names while also not having a public doc anyone can just fuck up for a laugh.
>>136079279
>What's better, purging everyone and reinviting from the fucking thread?
Probably using a fucking system that actually lets you see names. A simple list that people can only add to.
Pretty sure google docs can do something as simple as that.
Idiot.
>>136079279
>What's better, purging everyone and reinviting from the fucking thread?
Yeah not like we have anything better to do
>>136079361
Oh wow, you literally just stopped reading right before I addressed that. You dumb fuck.and half these autists are too afraid to have a google account
lewd
>>136079579
Anon! This is a blue board!
>>136079525
>Oh wow, you literally just stopped reading right before I addressed that. You dumb fuck.
Where did you address that? Because google docs has a system that people can't just fuck up for a laugh you fucking retard.
Fucking hell, at least think a bit.
>and half these autists are too afraid to have a google account
You wouldn't need a google account you goddamn retard.
Fuck, why did I expect somebody to know the slightest bit about computers when he's trying to use fucking change.org to get a simple survey.
>>136079680
>google docs has a system that people can't just fuck up for a laugh
Now you're challenging people to do just that. Good going.
>>136079814
What? Do you really expect a bunch of /gtag/ autists to be the first to break google docs?
Because that's hilarious.
>>136079680
>"the slightest bit about computers"
>as in google docs
>google documents is "computers"
>>136079680none of this matters because I just found out you can view signature list after exporting a CSV from the dashboardbut for some reason they don't let you view in a webpage
Everyone is making this way harder then it needs to be.
All you have to do is create a Google Drive form, put 2 lines or whatever thats fill in the blank, and tell people to put their IGN. no one can edit it, and the only thing people can do to fuck you over is put in the wrong name
you guys are fucking stupid
>>136079906
>>"the slightest bit about computers"
>>as in google docs
That's not actually what I implied. I implied that based on using change.org.
But yes, using sites is a part of computers. Not everything, but if you can't use sites you're pretty shit at computers.
>>136079976
Wow, that's so easy.
>>136080000
Exactly what I'm saying.
>>136080079
>Wow, that's so easy.
You would think so, but it also says it can take several hours.
>>136080147
I was being sarcastic you dip.
>>136080000
Still too hard
Just kick everyone and let those that volunteer their free time handle the accepting of applications from innocents
Don't kick people you know are active
seems pretty easy
Why does the purge need to be some complicated mess? just kick everyone that 1. you havent seen in along time, aswell as 2. has a private profile, aswell as 3. has soem other crew as primary, that isn't gtag vg
>>136080000
>All you have to do is create a Google Drive form
rip in pieces a certain comm I know, he will never make a google account.
Was nice knowing you, m8.
>>136079579
>race mixing
Don't fall for the J*
>>136080273
you can set it to anyone with the link can input text. Are you always this stupid?
>>136080273
Good fuck him. It's time to join 2016
What's he do for cell phone service? For internet searches? For operating system? For ISP?
>>136080232
Because this is assuming that we will even weed out a large number doing this. How many people in the crew do you think are really randoms that aren't maining it, vs people that just got it and stopped playing, and would avoid the purge.
>>136080232
This right here
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1FuUoY2fNDmFGsT81E_AvDl-CAkAwYaLq-uslhhW0mnI
You niggers need to quit being so goddamn stupid
This isn't supposed to be an easy or quick thing.
This is weeding through hundreds of members most of which are inactive right now anyway.Posting the old purge rules again.
1. /gtag/ has to be your active
2. Have to have played recently
3. Profile has to be visible to crew during the purge, Private profiles get kicked
4. Not in any crews that allow over 1000 members such as IGN or RDR, small ones for friends are fine
>>136080575
>This isn't supposed to be an easy or quick thing.
Yes it is. Because if it's annoying, then people will not want to do it and you'll have to reinvite them.
>>136077338
fuck yourself
>>136080350
Richard Stallman says to no use google services faggot, even if you don't have to sign in.
And this is too complicated, but it's either add inconvenience up front or on the back end. You purge too many innocents to save effort now, there will be a steady tide of reinvites.which is why RS needs a petition to increase the limit
>>136080575
These rules are simple and straight forward, however, give 24hrs for people to unlock their profiles
>this isnt supposed to be easy
yes it is, if people want back in, then can just rejoin, nothing hard there
Lets just go with the change org. Just do it. Let's not try to find the best solution, or we will have around 9001 lists and the purge will happen in 2019.
Its started. Put your name on the change org and thats fucking it.
We all know you know better, but a bit late for a brainstorm now.
>>136077338
>doing it through change.org
awful, just do something like/use this >>136080569
>>136080774
I meant for sorting out who's inactive and who's not.
Rejoining is easy as hell.
>>136080873
>hmm i don't remember him being active
>hmm i've never seen his name
>kicked
No sorting required just click the button and you're done
>>136080569
>those responses
Perfect.
>page can be refreshed and another input spammed
Nope. no cunts will abuse this.
>>136080975
You fags really want gtag to be a literal circlejerk of your friends, don't you?
>lol never played with you, get out of my crew lolololol
>>136081195
Yeah
What's the point of being in the crew if you're a loner
Get the fuck out
Tell me if this is a dumb idea:
>Create a temporary crew, call it Blater's Ark or whatever
>Post it in the OP
>Everyone has one week to join it if they don't want to get purged
>After the week is up, everyone in PC GTAG who isn't also in Blater's Ark gets purged
>Delete the temp crew and everything goes back to normal
>>136081195
yeah well but frankly why would you stay in the crew if you dont play with the crew?
why waste precious space if you're cancer?
>>136081280
Stupid as fuck only read the first line but I can tell it's absolutely retarded
>>136081280
>blaters ark
My narcissism meme is old and stale, has been from the start. But that's going too far even for me.
>>136081041
>mfw it devolved into a text chat
rip google survey
>>136080713
I wouldn't say change.org is any better than googleor even fucking socialclub. You'd have to host your own site then.
Anyone know where I can find and download a complete soundtrack of all the songs from the radios, including last gen and next gen exclusive songs?
>>136081597
>>136078471
Yeah https://www.google.com
>>136081597
youtube + some youtube mp3 ripper
>>136081512
using either of them is beyond retarded
>>136081597
Try the internet.
>>136081041
GTAV PC IGN
THISWASATEST
Theez nuts nigga u gay
JesusIsYourFriend
dorpz.
dicks
broof-
Jornemac
penis
hey blater whats up
a
Only.In.Dreams
can i play gta 5 with a pal while using a trainer?
>>136081689
>youtube + some youtube mp3 ripper
>>136081768
You sure can anon. But we "trainer" users identify as menu users
*tips Yarmulke*
>>136081768
Can you? yes
Should you? no
Will you get banned? Absolutely
>>136081768
Sure, no reason not to.
>>136081919
You can't get banned in singleplayer.
You fucking idiots make a crew session already
>>136075154
>crew session
>>136082252
You fucking idiot read the thread
>>136082252
Why would you wanna play in a session where absolutely nothing happens besides a few VIPs grinding freeroam missions.
>>136082252
there already is one
tfw you bully aida into leaving
>>136065807
Where is the image of Lamar's prayer now?
>kick inactive members leaving only 20-30 guys
>end up like /mcg/
yeah good idea
can someone invite me to the crew sesh i got dc
sc: ezek__
So where do I have to sign? You people only confuse me.
>>136082546
>being this autistic
>>136082313
crew sessions are popular these days because of menu kids and the insurance fraud boogeyman
it's the lesser of two evils
>tfw too afraid to join public sessions because insurance fraud bank drain hack
>>136082794
Don't sign shit, just go online
>>136081951
I don't think he meant PAL as a colour encoding system. I think he meant playing multiplayer with a friend.
>>136064442
memories
>>136078975
like a boss
>>136082546
>Aida crashed
>>136081897
>>136081919
>>136081951
so if i play with just one friend and use a trainer to have fun, i'll get banned?
why am i forced to enjoy this game just one specific way?
>>136080575
I admit defeat, I am just going to say I was wrong in thinking anyone here could be relied on to do a simple 2 minute task to make a solid list to avoid innocent kicks and a lot of reinviting later on.
1. /gtag/ has to be your active
2. Have to have played recently
3. Profile has to be visible to crew during the purge, Private profiles get kicked
4. Not in any crews that allow over 1000 members such as IGN or RDR, small ones for friends are fine
This is the middle ground between the circlejerkers kicking literal whos unfairly and the cumbersome list signing.
t. bl8
>>136084037
not sure why you're butthurt, you'd have to post the list for several weeks during the different timezones before you could start purging anyway
>>136084025
you might even get banned for sngle player
just don't
>>136084037
why does it have to be my active, i have friends and crew emblems that aren't shit.
i just kinda wanna let the circle jerkers kill their own group desu
>>136064442
>actually made it into one of these
>>136084285
>why does it have to be my active
I don't know, why else would you be in it?
I don't think you join lobbies specifically with player of your passive groups
>>136084037
>2. Have to have played recently
how are you going to check this when there is no activity stat?
>>136084408
maybe cus gta online without a group is shit?
doesnt mean i should be forced to have a retarded meme emblem forced by neets who replace it every 5 secs cus they dont work lmao
>>136084249
I'm not butthurt, this is easier for me. I am actually happy I don't have to deal with a list. I was willing to put in more time and effort to have it handled fairly is what I am saying. Problem was, others aren't so ready to spend all of a couple minutes of their own time to put their name to a list.
>>136084451
Copy pasted old purge rules, this was also part of the reason I a list would be preferable, you know they are active if they just signed their name.
>>136084285
Because if it's not your active, then you're not invested in gtag enough to justify us messaging you asking if your're really active and play with gtag at all or if you're just a random that somehow got accepted. We will just assume you're a random and purge you.again, list solves this, but too hard for people :^)
>>136083074
>I think he meant playing multiplayer with a friend.
Well, you can't play GTAV multiplayer. So I assumed to just play together or something.
>get killed
>lost connection to the server, returning to GTA V
>mfw the guy is gonna think I ragequit
>>136065034
Is that the Impala? Seriously, Sabre Turbo looks closest to it.
>>136084687
>maybe cus gta online without a group is shit?
so then why isn't it active?
I'm confused
>>136084742
I signed both lists, the problem is the site might have some problems & memelords might fuck it up, like they did the google docs thing
>>136084742
>Copy pasted old purge rules
so basically ignore rule #2? im just asking because i am a literally who but i do play here and then
>>136084037
So purge when
>>136084983
i play with my friends more then i play with the group?
doesnt really matter anyways if it gets purged i'll just rejoin lmao
cheeki breeki
>>136084687
Hey, I might not have a job but I don't change the emblem every 5 seconds. Holo did that, but he's not a NEET, he is a well adjusted wage slave tax payer that just likes making emblems in his free time, your insults don't even make sense, t b h.no fun emblem is best
>>136085117
Basically, I that is more for the people that will be doing the kicking and they know of a player they come across during the purge that they know for sure hasn't played for ages. Otherwise, don't kick just because you don't know them.
To the anon a couple nights ago calling me out on calling the Compact Rifle a Draco and saying it was an AKMSU:
1. It's debated whether an AKMSU actually exists
2. Most depictions/builds of it have Krinkov style sights, the Compact Rifle has a standard rear sight block
3. The AKMSU would have an underfolder trunnion, but the Compact Rifle has a pistol trunnion
So my guess is that the Compact Rifle is a Mini Draco with a shortened standard AK foregrip and gas tube, with a backwards Bulgarian Krinkov compensator.
Laser Glint and Jazzer, I thought we were gonna pacistan?
>>136085145
I don't really want to set a hard date just yet, but surely we don't have any longer than a month before we reach panic levels of 980+.
Need to add the purge rules to the OP until it takes place, when ever that will be. Give people time to come in and see it and make the changes necessary on their SC.
>send a message
>that message suddenly have smiley at the end
what the fuck
>>136084905
it's mostly cutlass and chevelle but yeah, i guess it'd be the closest thing to a 70s impala in the game
>>136081721
>put in my name with good faith
>click on see last responses
>Theez nuts nigga u gay
>>136085604
>>136085889
cucked by the popo
Finger on the trigger
>yfw ps4 crew will have more players than pc after the purge
>>136086061
>>136085889
Rude!
Anyone else wanna do pacistan?
>>136085970
That's why I wanted to use a site like meme.org, cumbersome sure, but it has more effort involved to shitpost and cause trouble, more of a deterrent. Too much of a deterrent, obviously, as no one wants to do it.
I like these old rules, just hope we don't hit too many innocents.
>>136086110
Don't do it yet, lel.tfw all those old names I seen the other day when I took a quick look to get an idea just how many people would be purged;_;
>>136086110
>just played with Edryad
rip
>>136085962
People have suggested the Virgo, Vigero and Buccaneer but none of them really fit the bill appearance wise.
>>136085602
Actually no I think it's frontways on, that cap on the left unscrews.
>>136086268
I'm sorry anon!
>>136085889
>cucked by sharkfag
how embarassing
>>136086321
Honestly m8, looking at all the people that haven't played in ages. We don't even need to do a massive purge.
Just kicking people with names A-E should open several hundred spots.
>>136086715
Didn't the last purge take us from like just under 800 to around 400?
>>136086557
the voodoo's mostly based on the '59 impala but it's probably not what you're looking for
>>136086604
>sharkfag
explain
>>136085604
y-you weren't there mate
we didn't know what the fuck was up and then someone invited to series A and we got even more confused
What did they mean by this
>>136086974
i thought it was based on the '64 impala
tornado looks more like a '59
Is GTA online as good as people say it is?
>>136087073
Isn't that one of the cults in Singleplayer
Children of the Mountain
>>136087527
It's from that church in strawberry/chamberlain
>>136087386
Looking for '67. Sabre seems to be the closest, at least looking from the front.
>>136086986
http://steamcommunity.com/id/aidabutt
>>136087628
>>136087527
Oh nvm it could be referring to the altruists?
>>136087789
>117.5 hours past 2 weeks
>yfw R* adds vapes and vaping actions
>>136087802
It's a different thing, Franklin can get a shirt from them. But it's a cult too.
>>136087789
well this is cringe
>>136088131
>furry anime
>rp
>>136087746
I think a Buccaneer is going to get you a little closer to an Impala than a Sabre Turbo.
>>136088445
I don't roleplay.
>>136087789
I-I'm gonna need sauce on that shark
>>136088901
Original character. Add me on Steam and I can give you sources.
>>136087789
>dat delicious sharkchub
I'm going to add you later. We should share notes.
Also, yourSaints Rowcharacter is a cutie.
>>136089692
this thread got real weird real fast
>>136089692
Heh yeah I like how she turned out. Modelled her after the shark as you might've guessed.
>>136089848
this desu
>this fucking thread
contain your degeneracy, you bunch of insufferable fags
>>136091501
I'll take Shark Tits over Shark Cards any day.
>>136091994
purge degenerates when
>when you let someone else drive your car
>>136092412
i'll take it in another thread far away from this one
Crew session going on?
>>136064070
THIS SENPAI
WE NEED RALLY VEHICLES & MORE DIVERSE SELECTION OF OFFROAD ATVS & BIKES.
Perfect team
>>136093843
even better
>>136093843
That is not the armless twins and the lesbo twins.
tfw everyone on the friendlist is in a heist lobby
>>136094434
>you wil never have r34 of the lesbo twins borrowing the armless twins' arms to pleasure themselves
>>136094935
I'd pat you on the head if I could
>>136096326
DELETE THIS
people can't see me without my signature cop hat
>>136096939
shh they don't know who it is
>>136097228
>those lips
hard not to know who it is
How long until Rockstar disables insurance/bad sport again?
>>136097707
hopefully they just leave it gone
HOSTING CREW LOBBY
REPLY WITH YOUR SC IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE CIRCLEJERK :^)
>>136096939
>>136097278
This is why you make a separate outfit with a full-face mask equipped. Nobody can tell who you are and you don't have to see your character wearing that ugly used cocksock.
>>136096326
>>136096939
Jens x Joacimot
>>136091501
/g/ is leaking
>>136098217
That's what I usually do -- but this time I just forgot to equip it and instead equipped "current".
Ayo, Aida and crew. How much pacistan dosh did you lose?
>>136098346
higgus x kaz
>>136098154
this general is truly dead
>>136075427
>>136075138
>>136074952
>>136076374
>tfw you dont create content
>tfw you just bitch about everything
>tfw you are so new you dont know about the file limits
>tfw you are so new you dont know what sites are safe
>tfw you are so new you dont have everything disabled so shit couldnt even run anyways
>tfw youre not in a virtual machine
>tfw I know if we post it on youtube youre just going to bitch about muh sheckles when you have a like 30gb 60fps file to watch
>tfw youre going to bitch if I upload even a 10mbps file and its 2gb and makes you lose your fucking mind
>tfw youre autistic as fuck and make me have to encode a 30gb file for youtube, a 100mb version with sound, then a 2.93mb file for 4chan autists like you and avoid having to have this discussion in every single fucking thread ever
>>136098921
ayy, we only lost 6,5k
>>136099157
Per player.
That's what happens when cheesing it goes awry.
>>136099118
this desu, also
>not using 4chan x
what the actual fuck is going on in this general, why is it filled with normies? get the fuck out of my board you fucking idiots
>>136098853
post more couples
>>136099118
>>tfw you are so new you dont know about the file limits
4MB is enough for a 13 second clip.
>>tfw you are so new you dont know what sites are safe
>Implying you can't host porn or something there
>>136099520
I do use 4chan X though.
>>136099394
You kuruma'd it?
got you all to myself now aida
we're gonna have some good times
>>136099737
>that vest
I thought that was blacklisted.
>>136100064
mine or hers?
I think hers is purely cosmetic, unlike the actual protective one
>not inner circle enough
>294 posts
>59 posters
>>136100159
Hers, the bigcop4u vest.
>tfw no chubby cop gf
>>136100492
very good
>>136100356
iktf
If you guys could only keep one vehicle (other than air/water) which would it be?
>>136087789
stop bullyingmy crush, Aida is a qt
>>136100978
looks better that way t b h
>>136101630
how would you ever get anywhere though, I love the dooks but it basically turns anything it drives on into ice
>>136101464
>my crush
best step the fck back m8
il fukn fite u
swearn me mum
tossu downa tubes let the bobbies find u
>>136101380
HayaBROsa
>>136101380
prettiest carfu
>>136101758
Yeah but it looked weird at first, i miss the black hair sometimes.
>>136064442
>PS4 crew
>>136101852
u wanna fite ME m8? Ill bash yer skull in m8 i sware.
>>136098902
so is it going or what?
I can't join any GTAG fuckboys
>>136101845
i drive muscles like 80% of the time, i'm used to tail-happy steering
>>136100149
That's clearly fake. Here's what really happened
>>136102454
don think u kno who ur mesn with cnt
immasokyainnagabba
teach U a lesson
wif my smif n wesson
>session of only crew except for one random thats been going around in a kuruma and insurgent
>crewmate gives him a tank for some reason
>almost survive bounty
>this faggot comes up in the tank gave to him and blows me up
>>136102723
>>136100149
how the fuck did both of you get this?
shadowplay?
>>136103094
Yes. Go buy an NVIDIA™ card my fellow gamer
>>136101380
Ruffian
>>136103186
>tfw got amd card for mining
>found out even with amd it's not cost effective due to high electricity price
fuck life mate
>>136103381
You're a fucking idiot. Just use MSI afterburner though.
>>136101380
Carbon RS
>>136103663
that name seems familiar
>>136101380
Either an Alpha or a Cognoscenti Cabrio.
>>136080774
Give them two weeks I say. Sometimes I leave the thread uncheck for weeks but I still play the fucking game everyday.
>no quick way to turn off neon lights
>have to get out of the car and use the remote vehicle tool
This game is so awful and great at the same time
>>136104185
>Putting on neon lights in the first place
>>136104185
w-what are neon lights?
you mean fog lights?
right on controller dpad
>>136103663
I love how he goes for the "so le classy le distinguished gentleman" look yet can't bear to part with his retard helmet.
At least the tacticool shitters have a coherent design to their characters.
>>136102793
come at me bruh
>>136099737
pic related
>>136100064
Is it? I didn't get b& for it yet.
>>136100513maybe someday!
>>136101464
>>136101852
>>136102454
>>136102793
Pretty sure this is just goofs/gaffs but I appreciate the kind words anyway
>>136104296
Are you serious?
>>136104303
>tfw I have a tacticool shitter outfitI use earmuffs though, is it acceptable?
>>136104389
>no hat
but >>136096939
>>136104303
Passive toggles too.
>>136100492
Whoa, an average of 5 posts per person. Get a life you guys.
>>136104421
I fucked up, sorry mate
I didn't even know you could turn them off because I never used remote vehicle thing
>>136104457
>tfw three tacticool outfits
apparently one of them became a meme so I'll have to get rid of it
Someone post that screen of higgus sperging in chat
>>136104463
That was from a heist cutscene.
Besides I was mostly joking. The hat isn't something I permanently attach myself to. More like 90% of the time.
>>136104669
>The hat isn't something I permanently attach myself to. More like 90% of the time.
you can permanently attach yoself to this dik tho
AYOOOOO
>>136104657
>I didn't even know you could turn them off because I never used remote vehicle thing
Well at least that's understandable, because it's a terrible menu. Couldn't imagine how anybody could play this game for any amount of time without knowing about neon, considering it's under every Kuruma.
>>136104842
refer to this gif>>136104389
>>136104848
I know neon, I just didn't make the connection, don't know why
I realized after posting but ti takes like 2 min before you can delete a post
>>136101380
claiming the sandking XL for reasons
>>136101380
o-only one?
>5x 10-car garages and not much space left...
>>136104389
I think all the VIP clothing is blacklisted, or was at one point. I had an outfit with a militia vest and it got deleted. Use caution and make sure you keep a backup of your police outfit since I think that got patched as well.And it's a little of both. I'm hamming it up for lulz but you actually seem pretty bro-tier.
>>136101380
Sanchez
>>136101380
Police bike.
>>136106760
I think he means actually keep, not using your shittermenu to spawn.
>Mfw you can use the compact rifle on motorcycles
>>136086110
B-but Don Francisco!
>>136106692
Aw. Thank you anon!
>>136106942
Didn't specify it had to be something legal, only not air/water!
In that case probably meme sultan. I'd be very restricted since there's a good bunch of vehicles that I really love but they're not speedy.
>anon [ALL]: Who is this valorcall faggot?
>ValorCall [ALL]: Im fan
>ValorCall [ALL]: of nessi and rice
>>136104389
good fucking god that character is hideous
>>136104389
Do you really have to shit up this general like you did TF2G
>simply slowing down on pacistan and lightly bumping into cop cars and sliding past is actually a viable strategy as long as you don't shoot them so they shoot back
Now if only I could get pubs to learn this instead of going at max speed all the time and slamming into cop cars and instantly dying/getting ragdolled at their feet
>>136110616
People posting about me =/= me shitting anything up, go home
>>136111059
I've had mediocre success with this. Works very well with people you know, CAN work in pubs. Kuruma if you want to play it safe though.
>>136111536
Posting in spoilers, avatarfagging with your ugly-ass character, encouraging further spoilerposting, all of this is shitting up the general. Quit being such an attention whore.
>>136111536
Pacistan with pubbies is suffering
>>136111746
Quit whining.
>>136111874
Absolutely. I've had like 2-3 games in pubs that went smoothly.
>>136112503
I'm gonna have to head over there with my lectro and see if I can't make that jump without a parachute
>>136112658
You might be able to but I'm not sure if it'd be that much faster.
>>136108582
>tfw such a nobody people replace my name with anon
>>136111746
>complaining about avatarfagging
where do you think we are lmao stay cucked cucky boy t b h
>>136112658
it is really hard to land it at full speed hitting the ramp and avoiding the trees and rocks
and going slow down the hill staying on the bike will cause the wanted to remain
>>136111874
>do paki with aida
>drives kuruma to mountain for god knows what reason
>gets it stuck in some cliff
>need to walk to the boat
I've made it home to play with butthurtcall
>>136086986
>>136087789
>>136088131
>>136088441
>>136088445
>>136088624
>>136088901
>>136089017
>>136089692
>>136089848
>>136089872
>>136106760
>>136099737
>>136100513
>>136104389
>>136106760
>>136111536
>>136112503
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thuric
Obnoxious degenerates get OUT
>>136113504
i'm no degenerate
anon asked me to explain "sharkfag" and i explained
>>136113580
>has a fursona
>roleplays in threads
>i'm not degenerate
LMAOing @ your life
Oh gosh, I thought higgus was bad. This is a whole 'nother story.
>what would gtag's fursona be desu?
SWEATING HEAVILY
>>136113824
i'm not aida though
just found their profile on social club
>>136114323
>i'm not aida though
Sure
>>136113449
>gets it stuck in some cliff
First time that happened and I've done numerous pakistandards, with and without the kuruma.
If you knew the meta you'd know that that's a very popular way of doing it.
>>136114453
They're not me though
>>136114453
why would i show "my" degeneracy to everyone, that's just asinine
>>136113824
>roleplays in threads
Never unironically. Don't be daft.
>want to join the destruction of valorcall's valorhole
>have IRL shit to do
>mfw
>>136114790
>it's okay when it's ~ironic~
Fuck off
>>136114942
In fact I don't remember ever doing something like that in a thread.
I'd recommend letting it go. Not going to bother responding anymore since you're clearly very sore.
>>136114864
>destruction
of what? he's passive 24/7, when he isn't hes in: kuruma, insurgent, military jet
>>136115150
>>136115150
>In fact I don't remember ever doing something like that in a thread.
Top lol
It's right here
>>136100513
>>136104389
Now FOAD
>>136114554
>If you knew the meta
>heists meta
>>136115460
Let me rephrase it then; if you played heists enough to know most tips and strategies you'd know this.
>bladder gonna kick people he doesnt like under the guise of "lol oops didnt think you played"
wake up sheep
>>136115957
This shit has to be done, chill the fuck out.
If you get kicked you can request an invite back in the second the purge is over.
>>136077338
No, fuck you, purge me, I don't even care anymore.
Let it end.
>>136116383
Ignore that post it's old, you autists and lazy cunts got your way. Old purge process is happening. >>136084037
>>136113580
Hey retard i called him a furry go fuck yourself for being a dipshit degenerate fuckdick
>>136115697
well a year ago they found the strategy of putting an armored kuruma in that apartment and then just driving to the dinghy, since that's bene found and used by people I've never seen any reason to go to the mountain
>>136117324
If you go to the dinghy directly you don't lose the cops, which means
A) You risk getting shot more than necessary -> you lose some money
B) Worst case someone in your crew dies from getting shot at, heaven forbid, and you can restart the whole trip all over again right at the end.
also C) It's not considerably faster so it's not worth the risk. If you want to go as fast as you can you should go for the bikes without shooting/killing any cops. A bit more risk since you can fall off the bike but if you can drive semi-decently you should be fine, however usually the kuruma is preffered since only one person needs to drive.
>>136117324
>no I don't want to use the bikes like the game wants me to
>but I have to follow the retarded GPS waypoint like the game wants me to
I understand your frustration
>tfw someone calls me a shitter in pure anger
>>136077338
When will the purge happen by the way?
>>136101758
>>136102242
Maybe one day senpai
>>136118482
>>136116484
Planning on doing the actual kicking when we get around 980. Just keep your profiles public and gtag set to main until it's over. If you are in the thread regularly you will know right before it happens if you want to leave your stuff private until the actual actions are taken.
>>136118689
So no petitions or stuff? Also might be a smart idea to start purging from the top, and hey, maybe some of the comms can help you.
>>136119101
Yeah people like marfi and tonks need to be kicked
>>136119101
Yeah, gonna have to do some demotions and maybe even kicks of inactive leadership. It became a clusterfuck of dead players.
>>136102402
>tumblr
typical pcucks
Like and Ill tell what I think about you
(must say SC)
Post proof of Freddy killing crew using scripts and he's gone. Crew killing rule might be relaxed, but using scripts on crew is a worse kind of cancer, not going to allow that to happen.
>>136119416
who are you maybe i dont want to know what you think
>>136117767
>B) Worst case someone in your crew dies from getting shot at, heaven forbid, and you can restart the whole trip all over again right at the end.
I've done it like five times and usually there's only one car there which you can easily take care off, never once saw anyone get anywhere near dying
I think you'd make more money by doing just about anything else in the extra time it takes to get to the mountain and drive off, compared to the 10-20k you risk losing for getting hit a few times when getting out
isn't kuruma preferred because the guy with dosh can't get shot, thus guaranteeing atleast like 90%
>>136119694
niggus said he had screenshots
he also tp'd into my car, took over the wheel for a while, tp'd out then vanished my car somehow
:^)
>>136119694
>>136120005
Freddy120 teleported into my car while I was passive, popped the tires and then teleported away. You can see this in the screenshot because the tire looks like it hasnt lost the rubber which it would if it had been popped, yet it still acts as if it was popped seen by the sparks.
He also spawned into my vehicle previously and set the engine on fire before teleporting away.
Kick this shitter already, I've been asking for him to be kicked from the moment he spawned a cage on me when I was on Vespucci beach.
>>136120172
but Dreams ships Dreams x Kaz
>>136120193
the funny part is he pulled a huge "I'm innocent, just a boogieman" act when he jailed you, but he's now making it abundantly clear and not even trying to hide it
I honestly couldn't care less if he did silly shit like giving people snowballs or dropping money or spawning stupid cars, but this shit is pretty annoying and I doubt anyone but him enjoys it
>>136120193
>>136120005
This on top of the other complaints I've heard in the thread over the last week or so, I am pretty sure he's being a cunt against crew with a menu. If this just happened after people complained and called for him to be killed already this week, he clearly hasn't learned or he doesn't care.
>>136119856
>I've done it like five times and usually there's only one car there which you can easily take care off, never once saw anyone get anywhere near dying
I was playing with pubs just the other day and got to the dinghy first while they brought a helicopter and 1-2 cars to me. I know >pubs, it was probably just that isolated incident, but so far the way I do it worked out much better for me personally.
>compared to the 10-20k you risk losing for getting hit a few times when getting out
This happens very very rarely, at least to me. Today was the first time I had to actually get out of the kuruma because it got stuck.
>isn't kuruma preferred because the guy with dosh can't get shot, thus guaranteeing atleast like 90%
The person with the dosh can still get shot technically, it's just highly unlikely. I prefer playing it safe and not worrying about the cops once I'm at the dinghy, especially with how iffy getting into boats can be.
If I could do it by myself I wouldn't even use the kuruma in the first place because while my driving isn't noteworthy I trust myself enough to evade the cops with the lectro provided no shots are fired once people get on the bikes.
>>136120193
As you can see, the sparks are coming from the Buffalo's wheels even though the rubber has not disappeared from the wheel which it would when popped.
>>136120421
I was talking to Jens about it, and he found it suspicious how the skiddying suddenly stopped when I accused Freddy of being behind the jailing.
>>136120660
I meant one cop car, this is solely talking about the kuruma thing, though even when I did it with bikes I've never climbed the mountain
honestly I've never once crossed that bridge during the finale
>This happens very very rarely, at least to me. Today was the first time I had to actually get out of the kuruma because it got stuck.
I'm talking about if you go straight to the dinghy with the cops still on your ass
>>136120459
>higgus kills entire crew repeatedly
>still in crew
>freddy sees this
>uses menus on crew
it's not hard
>>136121259
there's a pretty big difference though
Is steam community down for everyone?
>>136121547
yes
>>136121547
yes
just when I was about to start gta online
http://rsg.ms/d04c279
>>136121547
Yes, it's Tuesday, this happens every Tuesday.
>>136121259
Comfycuck, get fucked. I'm glad Higgus kills the likes of you and others, putting you in your place. You exclaimed "My KD is going to go down by playing with you guys", and this clearly fits the general idea that the only reason faggots complain about being crewkilled is because they value their KD.
>>muh KD
Anything you say from this point is invalid, and you are an attentionwhore.
>>136121547
>Using Steam
kek
>>136121751
>Being a contrarian.
>>136121673
That wasn't even Nessi that said that, you're going off the rails.
>>136121813
At least I can play the game. And it was cheaper as well.
>>136121082
Ah sorry, I misunderstood.
Well maybe, I never really thought of it that way. I'm just going by personal experience but whenever someone wanted to drive to the dinghy it turned out awry for one reason or another so I just stick to something that I know works, wether it's the bikes or going the regular route with the kuruma.
>>136121673
>You exclaimed "My KD is going to go down by playing with you guys"
that was aida
you're messing up your crewmembers mate
>>136121902
>Being retarded as well.
>>136121986
What part do you think is retarded?
>>136122076
the one where you fuckboys are discussing stupid shit & not playing the game
>>136121486
the difference is which one? the kills or the menu?
>>136121673
>comfyfag
yea, the person who is always causing some sort of destruction in LS is a comfyfag
>KD
whats the point in this?
I was grinding capture and I died 90 times, and KD dropped by .02, so even if I get skidded 500 times, my KD will still be over 2, assuming I care
>>136122198
That part wasn't part of my post though.
>>136121673
>You exclaimed "My KD is going to go down by playing with you guys"
That wasn't me making the post and I didn't exclaim it, it was more of an observation than anything. It's usually pretty obviously just jokes. Dunno why you're all riled up about it.
Fuck k/d if I ever drop it to zero, i'll transfer my 360 progress again if ill want it back
As of steam, are games accessible as steamcommunity goes down?
>>136121978
Regardless, it applies to Nessi. He shits on randos constantly with jet and shit-talks them while he does it, but the moment a crew member kills him he runs to Blater with his tail between his legs begging for action.
>>136122263
>causing some sort of destruction
Calling a Hydra every 5 minutes and strafe-running pubs who couldn't give a shit about you isn't destruction, it's more like an infant smashing a triangle into the slot that fits a square.
Need invite to crew
SC:Freddy120
>>136063884
Hey gtag Im writing as review on gtav on pc and I would like your input on what you think of the game overall. Thank you any help would be greatly appreciated.
>>136122837
Got you senpai.
>>136121673
>Getting this pissed when people play a game differently than you
>>136122652
>transfer my 360 progress again
>again
>>136122860
The crews&acquaintance friends company is what makes this game awesome. Not first person
>>136123167
Well actually kd is not worth that fuck kd completely no one cares about it it's just a stat that if it goes above 999 means that the player is a modsfeg
>>136122779
stay mad
>running to blater
yea, i asked him to kick me
and i ran to him to choose whether you kick your ass or to calm your ass
>>136122779
>He shits on randos constantly with jet and shit-talks them while he does it
I've never seen this, then again I don't think I've been with him outside of crew sessions
>>136122263
difference between killing crew members and using hacks to fuck with crew members and remove their cars
Actual Freddy120 here, no idea if people think the other guy talking with nessi over jetcucking is me but long story short I need an invite to the crew, I got kicked, the fucker that was messing with you is a stupid sibling and he won't have access to my vidya anymore. People who actually play with me know I don't grief.
>>136123997
>pulling the "lol it was my little brother guise xD" card
fucking hell i thought you were pathetic already but you just broke the barrier
>>136121673
crew killing is about respect and not KD
It's also not having to worry about people picking you off every second for no reason
>>136124231
If I get killed by random I kill that player twice so that he would learn.
If I get killed by gtag crew member I go kill some randoms.
>>136124117
Even Ryu's brother knows not to kill crew and only rarely mistakenly does it because he is maining another crew and doesn't have the green blip.ryus brother screaming in caps makes me smile
>>136124117
So I see this is still bothering you
Oh btw am I the only one that sometimes do not see crew colored blips on some crew members?
>>136123615
>remove their cars
uh, are you talking about literally removing PVs or just TPing them across the map?
>>136123997
that person complaining is higgus, which is why he pulled the KD card
>>136123997post a timestamp image of your little brother holding a paper that says "i am very sorry gtag, i wont do it again" and i will let you back incensor his face of course
>>136124645
>lol sorry guys somehow my little brother knows how to operate a script menu and then target a specific player who i hold an internet grudge against, then proceed to use specific menyoo features related to vehicular sabotage in order to grief said specific player
do you realise how unbelieveable that sounds?
you need to learn to lie better
>>136124491
don't take out your frustration on randoms because an autisic gtager killed you
just report the crew killer and let nature take its course
>>136124845
>do it again
Ha lol good idead
@Fred find a kid photo on Google's second pageMS paint sign the message
when will we have a gtag dating website? so lonely
>>136124645
>he doesnt realise that higgly piggly shit-talks to bait a reaction
not like it matters, you're never gonna be in GTAG again :^)
>>136124745
>he thinks im higgus
>>136124845
>seriously thinking I'll give my brothers photo for higgus to jack off all over it
But seriously it's ridiculous, stuff like this can happen to literally anyone and I still get kicked, while people have complained about niggus for weeks and he is somehow allowed to stay. People who actually played with me know I don't grief, I even played with fucking niggus earlier thinking he might have chilled out and as soon as I get kicked he chimps out and shit talks like a little bitch
>>136125304
Why do you talk about yourself in 3rd person niggus
>>136125003
Higgus was reported too many times I don't have hate for him he just dies what he does.
I meant not intended kills like plane crash, unexpected press of lmb while standing behing with a knife etc.
I don't go like on special mission to kill other players because got some claps from crew. I do it when people keeep flying with hydras and riding kurumas and I just want a pleasant ride on a faggio.
>>136125431
i'm the reason you got kicked in the first place, you shitkicker. you really think you'd get away with following me around and disabling my car while i was enjoying my drivan?
get fucked, freddy
Alright which one of you fags do I need to add in order to join crew sessions?random public ones are getting boring...
>>136125431
>this higgus obsession
Stop being a faggot, holy shit. I think higgus is an (self-aware) autist but this is sad.
>>136125723
Find a crew session add everyone.
Go to pause > Online > Crews > Memebers -add everyone
>>136125723
Or pause > Online > Join crew members
You'll never miss out this way
>>136125431
I hate crew killing, but I realize it's only a select few of us that are that autistic about it. What I really hate to the core and think should be a kick no questions asked is using menus on crewmates or bullying specific crewmates repeatedly.
>>136123997
I have never seen him grief this is lance for what its worth.
Anyone like lizards? Photo taken with Xperia Z1 #xperiamasterrace
>>136125178I could make you my personal cum toilet, but you'll never be my partner or anything higher than a scummy toilet only existing for me to dump my cum in, instead of fapping. How does that sound?
>>136126245
Thanks for the effort but I don't think it's gonna mean anything, 1 screenshot of my SC possibly popping tires combined with higgus's constant shitposting are apparently worth more to blater
>>136126497
Sounds manly and uncute.
>>136126980
you're digging a hole at this point ; why the fuck does it matter that it was only one screenshot? its evidence of you using a menu to scriptshit, and higgus gave a clear explaination to HOW you scriptshitted. popped tires don't work like that.
>>136126980
Why did it keep happening? I didn't kick you after higgus shitposted against you. I kicked you after multiple people said you were using scripts on them in last session alone, on top of the complaints earlier this week. Higgus does have a hate boner for you, higgus does sperg out and crew kill, he a self confessed autist, yes. But that doesn't change the fact we've have multiple complaints that aren't higgus saying you were using menus on them. And in the screenshot there is even a random saying "KICK FREDDY", wonder what made him say that.
>>136126980
Just keep killing higgus. You'll be alright.
>>136127003
>manly
Like me
>uncute
Like you
Now shut up soyunny.
I have no money
>>136126980
>wow 1 screenshot and a few posts is all it took
Except that's wrong you retard, we've already known for a while that you're a skiddie and we've already had several complaints about you using them to crew kill/annoy.
And then the excuse you use to get unkicked is the oldest one in the book: your "brother" went on while you weren't looking. Yeah, okay. As if anyone would ever believe bullshit like that.
>>136126980
>>136127339
Just adding to it: You're on trial here, you need to plead your case with some sort of proof for your story. This has happened multiple times this week, without proof I just ignored all the posts, buti know what was going on in that session and I seen the complaints happen live in game.
The burden of proof now falls to you, how do we know it wasn't you, but your brother? Prove your story.
>>136127339
I already gave you an answer, I'm not the only one that plays on my account, I've now read that there are even other GTAG members who also have siblings playing on their accounts, so what makes it so unbelievable? Why would I even be defending myself here if I wanted to just shit on GTAG members every other week? I could literally find you in a public lobby from time to time and grief you then if that was my goal. Last report against me was a week ago or something like that as far as I can remember, all the time in between I've been playing with GTAG in a number of sessions without issues. People just see the negative stuff, and I'm not even responsible for the negative shit and it pisses me off
>>136128594
>I've now read that there are even other GTAG members who also have siblings playing on their accounts, so what makes it so unbelievable?
Ryu came out and told everyone that he shares an account with his brother, made his brother change crew whenever he went online and told him not to break our crew's rules anyway. Whereas with you, this is the first we've ever heard about your brother and you've refused to actually prove this person even exists, let alone that it was him who did it.
I wasn't in this session, but I wouldn't be surprised if your "brother" was hanging out with the same members as you usually do, I wouldn't be surprised if your "brother" had a hate boner for higgus during the session either.
>>136128594
How the hell can we be sure it was your brother and not you? How many chances do we give someone being a shitter? You've gotten multiple complaints this week and you still didn't have your brother cut his shit out, we are just learning about him now. You never said "oh by the way my brother was doing that not me" until just now, even though you've gotten complaints before. Just a little odd, don't you think?
>>136129383
As many chances as higgus gets, which is apparently five.
>if your vehicle is impounded you actually have to drive it all the way back to your garage or the cops will just teleport it back into the impound lot even if they lost you
Why is this shit mechanic in the game anyway?
>>136129515
Higgus is completely out of the question ; he didn't crewkill using a menyoo. He did it with old fashioned autism.
Using "but higgus got away with it" as your main arguement gets you nowhere.
>>136129263
>>136129383
And higgus apparently gets a pass for everything just because he admits he is an autist? He gets unlimited chances? I said he won't have access again, what else do you want? If it happens again ban me for fucks sake, why am I put on trial for petty bullshit like this that is impossible to prove without revealing private information about my brother or myself? >>136129515 this is not me, just another person that sees the hypocrisy and arbitrary judgement in all of this.
>>136129627
Crewkilling is crewkilling, what does it matter how its done? You're being hypocritical
Finish this sentence, /gtaog/
>I want comfyfags to ______
>>136130118
die unless they are a girl then i want them to be my girlfriend
>>136130118
get thicker skin and realize GTA isn't Second Life, skiddies can get fucked though
>>136130118
continue being comfy as long as it doesn't stop me from enjoying the game the way I want
>>136130059
I agree with this post, I also asked for a kick should shit go into the toilet again
>>136130118
get uncomfy
>>136130118
not be bullied!!
Stop bully now!
>>136130757
I'm not going to kick you.
>>136130991
I asked, in past tense
whether you actually kick/ban me is up to you
>>136129515
Here's the deal. I will let you back in, but if someone posts proof of you griefing them with a menu, I will personally ban you from the crew. I'm not going to be taken for a suckeragain. If I have to make an example out of you, I will. I have no sympathy for someone using menus to grief people, let alone their own crewmates. I am only doing this for the benefit of the doubt and to give you a chance to get your little shithead brother in line, assuming he exists.
Don't use a menu on crewmates, it's disgusting. Even on higgus, you best watch out because you know he will be trying to catch you using a menu on him or another crewmate, you're being watched and probably prodded into using one. Fight that urge, because if use a menu on crew, it will be the last time.
I agree that Freddy should've been kicked
but at the same time, from what I've read from these threads, I don't get why Higgus gets a free pass
if you're kicking one retard for shitting the crew, the other retard should be kicked as well
being biased is the one quality a """"leader"""" shouldn't possess
>>136131471
blater is just keeping higgus cause they used to be oldfags together, the only reason
I miss holocauxt t b h
>there are people in this crew that treat gta like second life and scream bloody murder as soon as someone disrupts their "comfy"
jesus christ, this generation is pathetic
>>136132030
I ain't keeping shit around for any purpose. Higgus has an ultimatum or he's gone. Freddy has an ultimatum as well. Now stop being dramababies, it's a fucking game, not high school.
>>136132030
>I miss holocauxt
I also miss that scrub
>>136132378
It's not about second life, it's just straight up fucking annoying when you get killed by crew, yea, sure, accidents can happen, and its usually accompanied by an apology, but getting gunned down by people in the same group where you think you're a "Crew" or whatever
what the hell is the difference between crewkilling and using menu on crew again?
or do people crewkill because they know most of the crew don't have scripts compared to randoms?
>>136132785
shove your "ultimatum" up your ass, blater, this is a video game, not an employment sector
t. higgus
>>136133656
Enjoy that Balista, m8.
>>136132871
>or do people crewkill because they know most of the crew don't have scripts compared to randoms?
Yeah
higgus started to hate freddy the second he fought back, at first normally, then using scripts to toy with him
>mfw seeing higgus go mad when someone took all his weapons after he killed several people over and over and over and over
>>136134147
i don't get it, why are the arms invisible?
that makes strike six, am i finally free?
>>136132378
>>136132871
The game is full of Russians, Chinese, Koreans, Brazilians, Australians and IGN. There is no shortage of shitters to kill, so why does everybody want to kill people with the green half circle?
>>136134239
kys irl
>>136134490
before im 30, definately
>>136134147
why is she standing around for birds to poop on
>>136134147
It's hard to eat a vanilla ice cream cone without arms.
>>136134239
rip niggus
So what have I achieved from all this?
>Forced Holocauxt to instate a crewkilling leniency rule that is directly centered around my playstyle
>Holocauxt stepped down because of all the drama catalysed by me
>Freddy120 kicked from crew, degraded to the point of having to use the classic "sibling" excuse to get back in
>Blater cracked, deleted from Steam because he can't justify his biased leading technique
>Kicked and re-invited to the crew six times
>Banned and unbanned once
>Added Valorcall so he could fuck with -Nessi and Blater
/absolutelydevilish/
guess i'm done with gtao now
have fun comfyfagsback to /wfg/ with me :^)
>>136135461
who's that in the background
enhance that image
she's the mastermind behind all this
>>136135461
>valorcall
because hes a threat right? being passive and all?
>>136135461
>proud of being too autistic for other autists
>>136135698
>>136135709
>replying
even after you get him removed from the crew you still fall into his web
goodness me you fags aren't bright in the slightest
>>136135665
she's the sith lord
SHE'S BEEN IN CONTROL THIS WHOLE TIME
>>136135914
stfu, its fun, plus he loves my attention
>>136134602
>definately
we cant wait 25 years do it now
>>136135914
It's just a shitpost, bro.
>be nobody in the crew
>not part of drama
>post in thread enticing drama
>drama unfolds further
oh, you guys
>He doesn't have a /gtag/ girlfriend
Are you guys socially retarded or something?
>>136131386
Alright great, I'm glad it's settled
>>136136434
underrated post
>>136136884
>tfw not chad enough to get a GTA gf
does being rich in GTAO mean anything?
>>136136641
/devilish/
>>136136940
it's underrated because nobody cares about this drama bullshit
>>136136641
>be part of the crew
>be part of the circlejerk
>shitpost on threads causing drama
>nobody expects it to be me
das it mane
spot the nigger
>>136083217
I haven't seen you since the business update what do you mean?
>>136137585
the bus driver
who the fuck do he think he is slamming into african american drivers like that?
>>136064442
>that pulse cosplay
I see you family.
>>136137220
No, its all about that KDR and the car you drive. I picked up my bae with a chrome Zentornio and a 2.75 KDR
>>136135461
>tfw I'm the one that kept reinviting you
>tfw i even kicked you once to in order to stoke drama
devious.jpg
>>136135461
>Holocauxt stepped down because of all the drama catalysed by me
Is this bait? He literally said he's stepping down because he has IRL shit to handle, namely a job, which most of you do not have.
>>136137708
I was the guy in the green and white mistletoe outfit with the mast and hat
going to bed now, peace and love
>>136139507
Because he doesn't feel up for dealing with autism
Autism that was delivered thanks to Higgus
Do you even read social club?
>>136135665
>>136135968
don't bully the mastermind
>aida will never give you a cavity search
>>136139894
>>136139507
He left because he has a real life with a job and responsibilities and didn't want to deal with autism. You can see that as being forced out, or you can see it as being a smart man that doesn't have time for bullshit. I choose the latter.
>>136139889
>>136140245
he's still leader though :^)
>>136140207
>you will never return the favour
>>136140245
Gotta love how Faggus thinks he accomplished something by "forcing" a leader to step down. As if leading a bunch of autists is an honor or a pleasure.
>>136140207
>>136140601
>aida will never sit down on your face and tell you to stop bullying while rubbing her crotch all over you
>>136078975
Hold on you have these two transgenders.
WEEK AGO
FUCK WITH US AND THEN WE TWEAKIN HOE
RUN UP TO DAT NIGGA GET TO SQUEEZIN YO
can we make this /gtag/ anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE&pxtry=1
>>136140957
>>136140601
>>136140207
Please anon, that's too sad.
>>136086110
all literally whos... at least with a smaller group we will be more closely knit like ps4..
>>136141314
who is the one taking the selfie?
Also why does the one on the left smell?
pls
>>136141821
The madcat, this is my new desktop
>>136141821
what am I looking at
>>136142840
Close
>>136145169
>literally moves out of the way
>>136145367
IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE
if your happy and you know it clap your hands
>>136145630
*clap clap*
>>136145630
>Interactive menu
>Scroll down to the bottom..
>Accept
>>136145971
>tonks
>not debbie_downer
ffs
>>136146702
>debbie
>blonde
Yeah I know trump but someone else said it the other day
>>136146163
we are not gonna make it
>playing pacific standard - bikes
>level 12 faggot dies at the start
>host gets mad
>starts calling people idiots and giving orders
>deliver 3 bikes
>the level 12 faggot can't figure out how to get the bike in the alley.
>"fast, idiots" for the 11th time
>blow him up with the granade launcher
>quit
>mfw he has to do the whole setup again
>>136146702
flib said debbie was mexican, alongside other mean things
![GTA5 2016-01-10 13-02-38-731.avi_snapshot_00.00_[2016.01.10_18.36.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vV0nkg3.jpg "GTA5 2016-01-10 13-02-38-731.avi snapshot 00.00 [2016.01.10 18.36.39]")
>>136147323
HOLY FUCK
>>136147247
but debbie IS mexican
>>136147323
TOP KEK what is that? GTA europe?
claim your waifu before someone else does
>>136147323
>>136147769
Looks like someone set a custom resolution with their graphics card trying to shitpost against blater with a wider screen, but the screenshot was still in 1920x1080.
>>136147323
>mfw that's not a bus as a i originally thought
>>136147943
Moopoke, duh
>>136142820
why post the incomplete one?
>"what the shit is this Nightride FM people used to circlejerk about?"
>proceed to be comfy as fuck while listening to Night Train while driving around and enjoying the scenery
They added reggae shit in over this?
Anyways, what do you guys do with your custom radio stations? Anything neat?
>>136148327because i didn't add your edits to my .psd yet, I mean I could just start over with yours as the base desu but then I couldn't edit anything I've already done if I wanted
>>136147673
is she a cute mexican
>>136135461
>patting yourself on the back for creating internet drama
Literally the easiest thing in the world to do
>>136148576
Yes Debbie is top 3 cutest people in /gtag/ no meme
>>136148346
Also
>hating on Blue Ark when this glorious song is on there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nh5CapYICg
Anyone doing money drops on PC now?
the one I posted has all the edits that are in the one you posted I think, so you wouldn't lose any progress
I wish I had saved my .psd so you could grab the stuff I did and add to yoursit's just a petty meme, either way
>>136148834
Add me on SC -Blater- I will drop you money next time I logon
>>136147943
aida
>>136148327
>>136148475
Also if you still have your PSD, remove that text on the wall on the right and I will use yours as my new base. I don't want that text there, it's so unfitting, fa m. When I make things like this I try and keep everything in the same style as the source material, I had to turn down a few dumb ass edits /pol/ tried forcing into: >>136071729
They added spurdo in here, I mean sure it's funny but come on, style ruined. And now this is the final version that lives on on /pol/, s m h.
>>136148737
Post self radios
>>136147943
your mom
>>136149837
kys
>>136149837
>It's a man
gtag anthem
>>136149837
>It's a Sin
>>136148327
How can we add this into the pic?
>>136078975
>>136150697
Failing to think of a way, tb h.
8 seat korean church van when
>>136150697
Well they already are little animals, put them out the window, or on the floor..
>>136151078
Hi, flibby.
>>136151105
meant 4 >>136150909
>>136137585
BACK OF THE BUS, GLOCKER
>>136151078
why do you hate debbie downer so much you autist
>>136149151
meant to >>136148475
>>136149362
yea I kinda regret putting that text that, and regret even more not saving my .psd
What is there to do in this game? I want to have fun but there's like 2 other people on the servers I get put on.
>>136152908
Play golf
>>136152908
Learn how to press M Up and Enter as fast as you can desu
>tfw soyunny refuses to put on pants
>>136149327
I wonder who's behind this post.
Oh, it's valorcall!
>>136153776
What did nessi and blater do to valorcuck to make him stalk gtag sessions?
>>136151124
Not me, by the way. I am content with 4-seater vans.
>>136151341
>autist
That's why.
Would anyone be willing to Charle's one car for me? I can't get it to work at all. I imagine my shitty Cumcatch internet has something to do with it.Message me over SC, and I will reward you if you can get it done.
will /gtaog/ become comfyfag central with niggus gone
>>136154961
unfortunately filled with their shrilled micspamming voices
the fun is over
the fun is dead
>>136155107
well, that's it, then
>doing missions since no one is on
>some random says they like my car with a smiley face
well fuck now i have to respray it
>>136154195
valorcall is friend of menyoo dev fags or something
>what did blater do
menyoo shows bladdercancer
>what did nessi do
kicked his ass so hard he claimed i menu'd, i'm not joking
Purge when?
>>136156669
right now starting with you
Is the PC version as toxic as PS4? I didn't play for like 6 months straight but I've played online once a day for the last 4 days and EVERY lobby has been full of people constantly trying to kill anyone they can.
>>136155107
Fun has been dead
daily reminder to quit playing this shit game
>>136158020
its worse m9
and you get menu kids :^)
>plays congestion charge
>everyone speeds past me with slipstream
>tfw no slipstream
dead
>>136163475
ghosted
>play story mode and get to second heist
>do the gang mission with Trevor and Franklin
>do the interrogation mission with Trevor and Michael
>already scouted out the boat
>do every side mission while waiting for the second heist preparation to trigger
>it never happens
>give up
>start new game
>play for 5 hours
>game freezes, crashes, and restarts
>starting new game had turned off autosave
>have to play the slow first third of the game for the third fucking time
I have never been so frustrated with a video game in a long time as I have been with GTA V.
>>136163823
When that happened to me I just downloaded someone else's save from an archive.
wat, are insurances disabled again?
/gtag/, home of the Los Santos' most competent stick up crew.
>>136164696
Sadly I'm too poor for a decent rig so I had to get it on the Xbone.
list of confirmed women in gtag where with ratings based on how much of a attention whore they where
last 3 digits of this post will be at the end of my new SC name
>>136165029
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Hi a few friends and I got into to the game on pc when it first came out and we did a bunch of stuff up coming to the first few heists then stopped. I wanted to know whats up with the game right now in terms of content and if any of the co-op mission stuff people still play?
Thanks
>>136165029
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>>136165029
All you.
>>136165090
>>136165324
>>136165338
serious answers please
its important
>>136165593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3oR2BTjmxo
>>136165593
broof, magnum, orrie, blater, derrick, pixel, kurugi, potter, bigguyforyou, and kouya
>>136124745
I was one of the people complaining, I'm not higgus
my PV was gone, just gone, wasn't anywhere on the map, I could call mechanic to bring it back because I was afraid it'd be gone from my garage too
(doubt you'll read this)
>>136148834
sent ;)
I miss summer gtag
pls bl8 make gtag great again
>>136147769
It's time. The Yuropoors are rising. I, amongst them. I find this funny.
>>136165593
nessi, blater, ryuzaki lemon, me, Higgus and Freddy120
Why bother with a purge, just kick anyone with an anime avatar on steam from the crew, they're a dime a dozen
>>136167684
nigger what are you doing on 4chan?
>>136167684
they are the ones that dont play anymore and the ones already getting purged dummy
we really need to get rid of the neets
>>136167052
I STILL NEED THIS SHIT.
PEOPLE SAY THEY WILL DO IT / ARE INTERESTED BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
>>136167684
>kick anyone in the steam crew
Fixed
>>136120172
Don't make me get out the Nippleball lewds
>>136120328
Can't resist the twink powers tho
>>136130118
Stay comfy wherever they are
>>136148346
Don't hate on the Blue Ark son, love it or hate it, it has a damn fine selection of songs
>>136167719
>le 4chan exists for anime meme
It isn't owned by that cuck moot anymore, nor is it populated solely by SomethingAwful rejects. You're a minority here and you should be stomped down like one.
>>136148346
I'm on the verge of just slapping both OST's from Hotline Miami in there and donning the owl mask/varsity jacket combo.
Actually I'll probably do that when I get back.
>>136169050
It's owned by a literal Japanese.
>>136169050
>let's change 4chan into every other le funny meme site on the internet
fuck off pls
>>136169461
>change
Look around, it already is.
>>136168097
people did it like two days ago
I'd be up for it
ded gam
ded tred
>>136171441
next batch of lowriders will save us
>>136171490
I wish they brought out paid content
it can't be that hard to make an additional pack of like 10-20 heists for 15$
maybe make some of them yacht exclusive to also sell some sharkards
>decide to get custom plate
>can't think of what to put on it
fug
>>136171752
Man, Yacht-based heists would be dope.
> Agent 14 / Lester / whoever gives you details on the yacht command center
> You all ride on one boat / helo to the objective, so Kuruma babbies can't cheeze it
>>136172381
yeah I don't know why they haven't done it
heists are by far the best content, and giving the yacht some heists would sell shark cards like no other.
I think the only problem could be the vastly different locations of the yachts, while all the high end appartments are pretty close together
>>136171490
when are those getting unlocked anyway
>>136172517
The helo ride could mitigate the distance as long as there is no time-limit. Just imagine.
> Helo into the objective marker
> Pilot has to keep the helo steady while the the rest of the team rappel down on a rooftop and fight/sneak their way into enemy territory
> Pilot can keep track of enemy positions while airborne, alert for enemy reinforcements, or assist the team with sniper fire from outside the hot zone
>>136173108
I really want a heist finale where pilot picks up the ground team with the cargobob hook, similar to fleeca
>In a mission with someone from Korea
>Can't tell if they afk or lagging out
>>136173259
Cuckstar should just do away with the multi-part heists since they're just glorified contact missions with no "planning" involved from the player anyway.
Yacht heists should be raid-type missions that you have to scout and plan on for yourself.
> Choose from different part of Los Santos to do raids
> Locations differ daily depending on criminal activity (Vagos shipping drugs, Merryweather storing weapons, etc.)
> Use the helo to scout the area, checking for enemy locations and objectives (which will be randomly generated)
> You get to choose your starting positions and extraction point as long as it is outside of the enemy territory, or run the risk of being shot down by AA weapons
>>136174380
I think it could be cool, but would be too much work to do well
>>136174823
Heists should always be high risk and high reward. The fact that everyone and their mothers have an Armored Kuruma because you get it in the earliest and easiest heist ever is an epic failure on Rockstar's part.
So imagine if the payoff from yacht raids are new hypercars, bikes, weapons, or just money that rivals the PaciStan payout. All the more incentive for the team to actually play as a team.
>>136175280
no I mean, for cuckstar
it'd be quite intensive for them to make all the shit to have variations in security and locations that you'd have to seek out for it to be interactive and fun
I never had a problem with there being difficult missions or heists
whereas for heists similar to the ones we have atm there'd be minimal effort for them to put in, and it'd be a much better update than just "here cars"
>>136175435
Well, they were already experimenting on variations with Lamar's final lowrider mission, where you had to steal two cars from 4 different locations chosen at random.
If they can just continue with that experimentation without going "lel this is too much effort, here's another linear missions kek."
>>136175784
they'd have to do so much more to make it fun though
things like different security methods that require different multiple solutions that each have different locations etc. etc. etc.
>>136130118
be crew killed on sight
>>136168871
Kaz BTFO
how many days until r* realizes mybrotherpicked up modded cash and i get b&?
>>136102128
best stripper
>>136177227
Why are you even sharing the same character with your brother? You can easily create a new SC account.
>>136177227
right now as i personal ban you
its over kid
>>136177406
did and got a
>please enter a gta 5 key, dont have one? click here to get one
and entering the one i have gives me a "its already in use"
looks like im gonna have to shill out cash for a 3 year old game again
>>136177406
Because it needs a new license key for new sc account
No mountain dew found in shop today :[
>>136101380
sanchez, only vehicle i ever used when i got this game
no die thread
>>136179428
BEADY
It just keeps going and going.
>an hour later
>"wow Ive gotta be at least halfways done now"
NOPE
Is it possible to still make a Romero spawn even if you're not driving one?
At what time does it spawn?
>>136179741
what the fuck did I miss?
>>136180079
What do you mean?
Most of my footage in this project is from like 2-5 months ago.
ANIME CAR MEET WHEN???
Is gtag great again yet? Still waiting....
>>136180287
I just upgraded mine yesterday.
I made my all spikey and evil twisted metal looking
>>136180840
>I made my all spikey and evil twisted metal looking
Sounds like it would look gay.
>>136180259
>letting it stack up so much
>>136180287
> Rockstar makes a parody of overly-sexualized anime
> Main character is a complete stereotype
> Still find myself fapping to it and trying to find r34 of it
The depravity I find myself in is just too sad.
>>136181258
lmao just get a girlfriend faggot
>>136181318
and make her wear the outfit
or /d/ it up more appropriately and make it a dude whos a girl and make her puke on you
>>136181318
mate this is gaytag you are talking to, these guys are too busy circlejerking to get a gf. they even play as fucking trannies, pathetic as fuck bro
>>136088406
vape nation
>>136182163
Is that a Sultan RS?
>>136173108
>alert for enemy reinforcements
The mini map would take care of this unfortunately. It's like that mission where you sneak into humane labs and you're forced to look through security cameras for about 30 seconds but then it doesn't matter anyway because you can just look at the mini map for red blips
tfw no heists i need monies and XP
>>136179973
I know I'm late but I'll be online later today, I can spawn one for you
To answer your question no, it doesn't spawn without you driving one over there
SC OfficerAida
>>136182704
yeah
>>136183787
im up for hosting a heist, if we get 2 more
>>136183415
Humane Labs was a special kind of stupid since it showed you the red dots even when the guards weren't being hostile. Same for that one sneaking mission with Trevor.
Red dots are usually invisible until they become hostile towards you.
>>136184143
nice dude nice
>>136183787
>tfw I spent all my money and I step out of my apartment
>SUPERS SUPERS EVERYWHERE
>>136184143
ill logback in and play
>>136184153
The dots showing may have been a result of the NPCs shouting one of their 4 lines repeatedly; you can see this best in survivals where each time "fat Mikey" calls you a cahk suhka he shows on the radar for about 5 seconds.
Also 3 setups could have been cut out of Humane because the EMP was pointless since the guards had night vision. No reason to get the EMP, get the Insurgent or deliver it.
>>136184287
>>136184143
added you
how the fuck do i cheat these days
last time it was simple you'd just inject a dll and it'd work, now I can't find shit
>>136184642
Menyoo
>>136184642
gta5hax com
r* disabled insurance? top laff
>>136184869
They have to. They can't combat the Insurance Fraud hack any other way.
anyone know why push to talk doesn´t work?
>>136185496
nvm im a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6HLi4oCebc
who /biggie/ here?
>>136179973
>looking for guides about this on youtube
>sort by age
>85% of the videos on the first page start with "hey guys, on today's video..."
>all they do is open the map, highlight the church and drive their pink, cream or chrome hearses there while some shit-ass electronic music plays in the background
>none of them say anything about not needing a romero to spawn more
The amount of cancer and pure trash that is allowed on youtube baffles me.
>>136184642
cheatbase.cc
>>136185982
I can get you one as well if you want >>136183792
New car that costs 10 million dollars when? It would be worth buying one just to see shitters lose 100k every time they wreck it
>>136184754
but you need scripthook to use menyoo and scripthook doesn't work online
>>136186287
When Rockstar finally gets the idea to modify Supercars at Benny's.
That, or this monstrosity.
>>136186436
I used menyoo last week just fine
>>136186463
What is that and why do my eyes bleed?
>>136184143
still need one?
>>136186287
>>136186463
I'd like a hypercar.
>>136186287
but insurance is gone & should stay gone
>>136186524
lambo concept car
>The Lamborghini Egoista has a unique one-seat cockpit, which is similar to that of a modern fighter jet, and has a canopy door that is completely removable. The steering wheel must be removed to enter and exit the vehicle.[1]
>The unique exterior of the Lamborghini Egoista is meant to resemble a bull ready to charge if looked at from the side.[1] The lighting resembles that of a modern airplane, with sidemarkers and indicators on the sides and top of the car as well as front and rear. The bodywork consists of active aerodynamic panels that raise and lower for optimum downforce and stability. The body and wheels are made of antiradar material to even more identify with fighter jets.
>In Italian (as well as Polish, Spanish, Portuguese, Czech, Hungarian, and Romanian), Egoista literally means "selfish". According to the model's designer Walter de Silva, the Egoista "represents hedonism taken to the extreme."[2]
>>136186902
They removed it again? Welp, time to transfer that money back to my main character
Requesting an invite to the crew.
SC :Higgus
Sorry about yesterday all, I was restless and slightly depressed
>>136186813
car so fast & edgy that it can take off like a jet when
>>136186954
don't quote me on it but >>136184869
I'm gonna test it now
>>136187005
>car so fast & edgy that it can take off like a jet when
And it explodes in one hit.
>>136187004
don't take it out on your crewmates lad, just go to a pubbie server & shit on some randos or some shit
>>136187046
>people drive it in heists because they want to be special snowflakes
>keep blowing it up from the smallest dink
REEEEE
>>136187004
damn it higgus :^)
>>136187005
blew 2 kurumas just now, its disabled
>>136187130
>friend requests 36
>not accepting them (or denying)
dude please my OCD is tripping OUT
>>136186524
>>136186813
If that car is too much eye-cancer, here's another one, courtesy of our tasteless friends from Saudi Arabia.
>>136187004
Denied
>>136187261
Oil money was a mistake
>>136187004
What happened yesterday?
>>136187389
I just started unloading on Crafty, Goznozzle and -Nessi with DMR.
-Nessi promoted me to the rank below commisioner then kicked me.
Blater removed my from Steam because I disagreed with his stance on letting Freddy120 back in.
tl;dr crewkilling autism
>>136187514
They let Freddy120 back in?
He was fucking blowing up crewmates cars with hacks and then played the "it was my brother lol" card
>>136187957
He was let back in the basis that he doesn't pull that shit again, regardless if he did it or his "brother" did.
>>136187957
The only reason he gets the benefit of the doubt that he actually has a brother that could have been the one doing it is because be want taking in the session at all. Uncharacteristic of him. Regardless, he had a chance to get this 'brother' in line. If it happens again, he is gone regardless, he can take it out on his 'brother' if he exists.
>>136176790
Kaz is a qt tho
>>136180287
Whenever you want desu
>>1361857522pac < Biggie
>>136186463
>>136187261
Are these the alienware of cars?
can you get banned if you got unwanted money drops?
>>136188370
He wasn't talking in session*
Swipetype on phone, to be honest. Blessing and a curse.
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>136185752
We Radio Los Santos now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTKXflPq2fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_te8bH2-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLlgB0pVGec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLCqSMDEQsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgL33XNLhu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvLSj4gRq-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJc0M4CjmNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46zuz-5aQls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJQfKpp2ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMDzbiJlz_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YTJHCOL0o8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UceOt2E2VN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBn7bjy9c4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC81uwYlX3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lV8WVtMMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uNvFmwLjzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z09lYqdxqzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcMeVP--usM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ila-hAUXR5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0gk2KJeho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2hA1Zej5HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07QEMqOw8Po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9OAFML_Eg
>>136188961
Pedro?
>>136188653
pls respond guys
>>136189889
>blaters name is closer to ryu's game name than ryu's is
>>136187514
>nessi being a cunt as a comm again
Wow color me suprised
Fuck that worthless NEET faggot
>>136190069
He had good reason, I'd been killing him then toggling passive multiple times.
>>136190069
>finding a way to sperg at nessi for this
priceless
>>136190252
>not sperging at Nessi on principle
Gtag everyone
>>136190252
nessi seems to be the one that spergs the most over crewkilling anyway
>>136187514
>I just started unloading on Crafty, Goznozzle and -Nessi with DMR.
So.. you started crew killing them and because of that Nessi kicked you?
>>136190069
Yeah the cunt is the one that had to deal with the autistic chimp out over and over again.
Crew killing rules were relaxed, but abusing it and bullying specific people is still kickable.
>>136190539
Yeah, pretty much. Theres no other way I can put it.
>higgus
how long are we going to put up with this faggot?
>>136190618
I don't really see the problem here desu.
>>136190761
He was warned not to do it, had his chance, said "take your ultimatum and shove it up your ass", and proceeded to sperg out.
>>136190761
-Nessi decided to take action against me crewkilling and I haven't contested it that much, I apologised to him in a private message but to no avail.
>>136190726
Nowhere else to go, desu.
>>136190726
It doesn't matter, get rid of one autist and another will take its place
You're on the 4chins, how did you not expect this
>>136190946
>brit using the word ass instead of arse
fucking glad hes kicked
but also for all the angry manchild shite
>>136190946
I'd like to clarify that I did not post that, and remind you that this is an anonymous imageboard where anyone can post as anybody.
>>136190959
You say you do it because he's an attention whore that makes everything about him, but all I see you doing is exactly that. It's all about higgus.not that that would make what you do okay anyway
>>136190726
>fredy
how long are we going to put up with you?
>>136191151
I'm not arguing with any of the points you raise anon, if anything, I agree that I get out of hand a lot of the time, but there are times when I'm not sperging out and those are the times I keep requesting an invite for.
>>136191270
is it really that hard to take off the gtag tag, go to a rando session & bully them instead?
>>136191353
It's not difficult at all, you're right.
Did Rockstar make heists just to piss people off over percentages? Heists should have been free to host, given everyone some money after every setup and then split the heist reward 4 ways. Retards just join up for the heist itself and demand 25% because they seem to think that's how it works
>>136191545
Even in the scenario you describe I wouldn't want to give someone 25% for joining at the finale.
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