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>> READ THIS FIRST.
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>>EU4 - BDSM
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>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.1
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>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.2 - 14/03/2016
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>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.5
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>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
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>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
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>>[HoI3] YAMDaM v0.54
http://www.mediafire.com/download/md4tzqe2gg6stfv/
Old Thread >>135837401
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>135904326
where can i find the torrent for race of the whitehouse
>>135904326
2nd for lukashenko
Easy peasy, lemon...squeezy? Stay tuned to find out.
>>135904585
What's going to happen when he dies?
Tomorrows headline.
How long before Osborne is kicked out and who is the next Tory to get knifed in the back?
Taking all bets.
>>135904326
Latest Vickymod link: http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
Please have the OP updated next thread.
>>135904867
t. robbit
>>135904867
>begging
No one likes beggars rob
A reminder that Spartan superiority was due to their Nordic Dorian genes
http://www.unz.com/article/what-race-were-the-greeks-and-romans/
>the seventh century BC Spartan poet Alcman, praised the beauty of Spartan female athletes, with their “golden hair” and “violet eyes.” He also wrote of Spartan women with “silver eyes,” meaning light gray.
>It was the Dorians, the last Greek invaders, who ended Achaean rule and probably provoked a mass migration of Aeolian and Ionian Hellenes — no doubt including Homer’s ancestors — across the Aegean Sea to the coast of Asia Minor. The Dorians who settled in the fertile valley of the Eurotas in the southern Peloponnesus were the direct ancestors of the Spartans of the classical age, and they claimed to be the only pure Dorians.
>“The national type of the invader remained purest in Sparta. The Dorian race gave Pindar his ideal of the fair-haired warrior of proud descent, which he used to describe not only the Homeric Menelaus, but the greatest Greek hero, Achilles, and in fact all the ‘fair-haired Danaeans’ [another name for the Achaeans who fought at Troy] of the heroic age” (Paideia: The Ideals of Greek Culture, 1939).
>Thus, classical Greece was a fusion, both cultural and racial, of these two types of whites. Some city-states, such as Thebes and Sparta, were predominantly Nordic. Others, such as Athens, were predominantly Mediterranean, and still others were mixtures of the two.
tl;dr Dorians = Spartans = Master Race
>>135904796
>how I fought to save the lost girls of Rotherham
u wot
>>135905026
That's just Tories and Blairites.
http://poal.me/pehygt
http://poal.me/pehygt
http://poal.me/pehygt
http://poal.me/2fylsv
http://poal.me/2fylsv
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>>135905026
Because we are marvel supervillains.
>>135904524
kat.cr laddie
>>135905008
>violet eyes
sounds like BS laddie
>>135905132
>can't buy butter knives without an ID
>supervillains
yeah, nah mate
>>135905026
>mfw you will never be Brit plotting greatest Imperialism plans on Earth.Oh wait,thats Jews.
>>135905026
Evil surnames for evil families tbqhwys. It's in their blood to be wicked. Like monarchy, for example, the craftiest, evilest cunt ends up as King because he cheats everyone and his descendants inherit his crafty cunt genes. It's why black people are aggressive and Chinese are crafty. It's in their blood and surnames reflect bloodlines.
>>135904796
>how long before Osborne is locked out
Cameron personally signed that budget with the blood of white children who had been kicked out of their home to house paki migrants.
>>135905051
>They had tribute and could keep everything else to themselves, they were also craftsmen of Sparta. And you could also buy the freedom or get emancipated for serving in military.
And once a year Sparta declared war on them, removing all legal protections, and sent special forces recruits to murder them at random as a test.
>>135905206
Thanks but what do i do with these files
>>135905337
>talks about Jews
>posts Luthor instead of Magneto
One job etc.
>>135905270
http://thehealthinfosite.com/alexandrias-genesis-fact-fallacy/
>It is said that the condition is a mutation of the genes, which manifests itself in the fact that the eyes change color, from blue to purple, within the first six months after birth. The afflicted individuals’ eyesight is said not to be compromised, even as the color of the eyes deepen to a darker shade of purple during puberty.
>Other features of this disorder allegedly include the skin’s immunity to tanning or burning, despite its extra-ordinarily pale hue.
> It is also said that apart from the hair on the head, eyelashes, brows, and in the nostrils, no other body-hair exists on those afflicted with this disorder.
>In addition to this, those afflicted with Purple Eyes (Alexandria’s Genesis) tend to be centurions, with some alleged to live to the ripe old age of 150 years old. Aging stops at around age 50, and those afflicted look no older even as they pass 100 years of age.
>Inter-racial individuals can be afflicted with this mutation, but it’s mostly evident with Caucasians. They rarely fall ill, and are immune to most diseases. Neither do they gain excessive weight, or produce much waste; regardless of how much they eat. And women maintain desirable figures throughout their lifetime. Also women with this disorder do not menstruate, though they are 100% fertile.
Literally Aryan Master Race shit right here. Apparently an actress, Elizabeth Taylor, had purple eyes and this was before coloured contacts so they must have been legit.
>>135904626
Time to bring the smackdown. Let's go.
>>135905510
>once a year on a massive scale
That was highly debated part actually. We simply arent sure.
>random killings
There were assassination squads targeted at potential Helot leaders, nothing wrong with that.
You dont want Spartacus showing up.
>>135905751
>Magneto
>making plans that rival Luthors
Dont be silly
>>135905384
>Like monarchy, for example, the craftiest, evilest cunt ends up as King
Not true. The pagan, i.e non-jew, tradition was to appoint the strongest among the tribe to lead. This was determined by a series of trials similar (not by coincidence) to the Olympics of Ancient Greece
This was done on a yearly basis to keep only the strongest/wisest/most talented on the seat of the throne. Women did the same via beauty contests and the like, to select for the most feminine. The King and Queen were 'married' only by tradition and could choose whether or not to have further relations than that.
It is a practice which accords with, and venerates natural principles. The exact opposite of what we have now.
>>135905646
Download WinCDEmu or something to mount the cue file as a virtual CD
>>135906379
>Dominican Republic
is that better or worse for my state than mexicans?
>>135906505
I'm not talking about the past, my mate. The past is the past. The upper class is as I have described it.
What are your serious predictions for the future lads? Whites diminish off the face of the earth? The interracial propaganda works and we all blanda upp? Where do you see your nation in 50 years?
>>135906040
>Spartan girls were blonde, strong, violet or grey eyed qts
>dudes were still all gay
asre white men genetically fags?
>>135906040
Quick google search says it's a recessive gene ala albinism, so it's literally a genetic error. It's more than possible that there was a city where everyone had purple eyes thousands of years ago.
>>135906663
The upper class and the aristocracy are two very different things in today's world.
>>135906846
The aristocrats that exist in Europe as as I have described them. Rats.
>>135906756
>literally a genetic erro
>recessive genes are errors
t. Delores Muwanga
>>135906957
Pleb scum detected
>>135905026
Hollywood has conditioned you that way.
>>135906662
Plenty of Dominicans here in Argentina and they're mostly either thugs who stink badly or lazy people leeching from the government, literally Bolivian tier, but a shade whiter.
>tfw no Grand Strat where I can elect Michael Dukakis
EvW please
>>135906957
there are still aristocrats left in Europe?
>>135907050
t. Pleb
Sorry lad, the Right wins out in the end. Even if it takes another thousand years we'll eventually send all these noblemen to hell.
What do landowners even do
>>135906714
Fact - when sending off couples to fuck, women were completely shaven (head included) and copulation was done in full dark.
Probably because Spartan males had impotence issues because they had little contact with females and butt piracy was widespread.
>>135907178
jack shit
t. Marx
>>135906556
Thanks, in a bit ill post pics
this is going to be fun
>>135907120
Yes, they have limited power, but there are still barons and lords and even Kings and Queens.
>>135907060
I rarely run into them here in RI far more Puerto Ricans in terms of Hispanics but by far the most common foreigners i run into are Chinese.
>>135907251
>butt piracy
>skyrim
>gamer poop
HELLO R*DDIT
>tfw voting to stay in Europe for fear that leaving Europe will send Britain into a fascist spiral resulting in my death in some camp due to being half black
Nah, not really though. I just want us to make the EU fucking work before we quit it. I feel as if we're moving into an age of super-states and there won't be much resisting Chinese or American meddling if we don't have the EU at our back.
Europeans are like the Mongols man, we stick together and get the Union working proper(fiscally first then politically) and we'll turn the 'Chinese century' into a repeat of the 18th and 19th centuries.
I say "we" but I know 70% of you fuckers would deport me given the chance. And I was born in the UK.
>>135906379
>They assign to the Helots every shameful task leading to disgrace. For they ordained that each one of them must wear a dogskin cap (kυνῆ / kunễ) and wrap himself in skins (διφθέρα / diphthéra) and receive a stipulated number of beatings every year regardless of any wrongdoing, so that they would never forget they were slaves. Moreover, if any exceeded the vigour proper to a slave's condition, they made death the penalty; and they allotted a punishment to those controlling them if they failed.[18]
>Other modern scholars consider then, "although the details may be fanciful, [Myron's evidence] does reflect accurately the general Spartiate attitude towards helots".[17] It has also been stressed that contempt alone could hardly explain the organized murder of Helots mentioned by several ancient sources.[30] According to Aristotle, the ephors annually declared war on the Helots, thereby allowing Spartans to kill them without fear of religious pollution.[31] This task was apparently given to the kryptes, graduates of the difficult agoge who took part in the crypteia.[32] This lack of judicial protection is confirmed by Myron of Priene, who mentions killing as a standard mode of regulation of the Helot population. Thus, 2,000 helots were massacred in 425 BC in a carefully staged event:
>"The helots were invited by a proclamation to pick out those of their number who claimed to have most distinguished themselves against the enemy, in order that they might receive their freedom; the object being to test them, as it was thought that the first to claim their freedom would be the most high spirited and the most apt to rebel. As many as two thousand were selected accordingly, who crowned themselves and went round the temples, rejoicing in their new freedom. The Spartans, however, soon afterwards did away with them, and no one ever knew how each of them perished."
The Helots were treated like dogshit, mate.
>>135907178
Own land and live off the work of other people. Parasites, basically a sort of welfare-esque system.
>>135906957
The aristocrats in today's Europe are underlings and figureheads. They have outlived their nobility, and are merely clutching onto whatever symbolic 'positions of power' they have left. They're dunces
>>135906705
m-me l-lads?
>>135907476
Fuck off wog
>>135907717
And they're still scum.
>>135907476
>Worried about American meddling
Embrace Ingsoc
>>135907178
Own lands
They increase the RGO efficiency depending on how many there are IIRC, sort of calling for an agrarian reform if you have too few (ie 0.5%) or too much (ie 3%) landowners in a state.
>>135907717
>tfw if they had simply named him "wilhelm" /gsg/ would have launched a petition to restore the waggler
>researching prestige
>>135907358
>but there are still barons and lords and even Kings and Queens
i thought you guys murdered or deposed them all of them during after the world wars with the sole exception of the bongs
I broke something, lads.
>>135907476
Globalism necessarily leads to the erosion of cultures. Its gay as fuck. The only reason you could be for it is if you are a leftie retard or an immigrant, or both.
>>135906705
Nigeria will blow up
>>135908138
Clean your V2 cache and it will be fixed
>>135908138
SERBIJA JE NAS
>>135908138
How does Wallachia have 37 sword mana?
>>135908093
No, all countries still have their Kings and Lords and shite. They just have little power bar land and wealth.
Only the UK, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Spain, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Andorra still have hereditary heads of states who hold little power. Bar Liechtenstein's case where they do still hold power but they are so tiny nobody cares. The nobles of other countries still exist, they just aren't in the power structure anymore.
Did I miss any?
>>135908146
Kek
>>135908140
China has been a centrally controlled union of multiple cultures for thousands of years. Many of them call themselves "Han Chinese" but if you look at the differences in dialect and cultural nuance, you'd agree their 'globalisation' of sorts has failed miserably at eroding cultures.
But no, I'm not for a world union unless we have to fight some alien invasion. The only field I wholly agree with globalisation is the sciences. Great things have been achieved by strong nations allowing their scientists to work together.
>>135907879
pls, i love it here
>>135908504
didn't the Germans explore bringing the Kaiser back recently?
In V2 its pretty easy to reach #1 in prestige and in military.
What about industry? I'm almost always behind UK, US, and Germany in my games. How do I reach that #1? Do capitalists/clerks help with industry score? I usually just spam craftsmen until i reach 80% literacy.
>>135907943
He can't even look after his teeth, how can he be expected to look after the Reich?
>>135908536
well I don't love you here nigger
just fuck my russia up
>>135908536
Great things have been achieved by strong nations promoting science while murdering the shit out of each other,
>>135908854
willy lasted for thirty years
>>135906705
2nd american civil war
>>135909009
>willy lasted for thirty years
Then how did he have so many children?
>>135908854
George Washington had ONE tooth.
>he believes taking the UK as Germany is blobbing
>When their royal family is German
WEW
>>135908536
A large, somewhat federalized or de-centralized empire in the Early Modern era is not the same as a conglomerate of states in a political climate which stresses Internationalism and Mass Immigration
after several hours of changeownering i present to you the best possible world
Uh, is the religion heading broken in HPM for everyone or did I make an oopsie?
>>135909402
>Canadian Alaska
>Czechoslovakia
>>135908536
China didn't have communists trying to destroy cultural identities like Europe does.
>>135909402
>Polish Vilnius
Blast this world with the fires of armageddon.
>>135909950
WILNO NASZE
KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135908504
>>135908093
The Carlists still have pretenders to the Spanish throne, this guy is just one of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos,_Duke_of_Parma
This is Louis XX current pretender to the French throne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Alphonse,_Duke_of_Anjou
This is Henry VII another (Orleanist) pretender to the French throne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_d'Orl%C3%A9ans,_Count_of_Paris
This guy is the pretender to the Portugeuse throne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duarte_Pio,_Duke_of_Braganza
Pretender to the Italian throne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vittorio_Emanuele,_Prince_of_Naples
Current head of the Habsburgs and thus the Austrian and Hungarian throne pretender https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_von_Habsburg
Yugoslavian pretender https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander,_Crown_Prince_of_Yugoslavia
This was the best last claimant to the Saxon and Polish thrones. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Emanuel,_Margrave_of_Meissen there are two possible continuations but it's disputed if you read the article.
>>135909438
It's big flag frames, it needs to be updated
>>135909402
No
>>135909937
lad you know c*mmunists destroyed countless priceless historical Chinese artifacts and tried to destroy taoism right
>>135909287
I want Europe to stress European nationalism and a sense of Europe as a cohesive region that rose to power as a region because of limited but tenacious competition between its various states and ethnic groups.
I want a return to pragmatism over moralism and, by that same reasoning, I want above all else for white people to shed their white guilt.
No one in their right mind believes the current approach to immigration and the migrant crisis has been clever. Even SJW's agree(when said by a minority, I've literally heard them scream down white friends of mine saying the exact same point) that what we're doing is more damaging for everyone involved than it is beneficial. It's only benefits are stroking the moral egos of some western left wingers.
>>135909937
Lol is that a joke?
shalom fellow leftists
>>135910080
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_von_Habsburg
>Eleonore Jelena Maria del Pilar Iona
>Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard
>Gloria Maria Bogdana Paloma Regina Fiona Gabriela
>>135909937
>>135910307
this, honorable chairman Mao and his cohorts are responsible for why so many ancient chinese manuscripts are lost today.
>>135909438
>>135910102
Actually he's probably using an outdated version of big flag frames, V8 is fixed
>>135910450
>Fuck America
fucken lelled
FREE EDUCAYSHUN
TEACHER NEED MORE MONE
>>135909937
>The Cultural Revolution, formally the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution, was a sociopolitical movement that took place in the People's Republic of China from 1966 until 1976. Set into motion by Mao Zedong, then Chairman of the Communist Party of China, its stated goal was to preserve 'true' Communist ideology in the country by purging remnants of capitalist and traditional elements from Chinese society, and to re-impose Maoist thought as the dominant ideology within the Party.
Communism is inherently anti-culture.
>>135910878
TEAXH CREATIONISM, TEACH CREATIONISM
WE TED CRUZ NOW
>>135910683
>grandfathers
Technically not Jewish from a Jewish standpoint. 1/4 isn't that bad, you wouldn't be sent to the gas chambers or anythingjust like every other Jew
>>135910080
EASTERN EUROPEAN VERSION
House of Zog claimant to Albanian throne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Leka_of_Albania
Claimant to the Bulgarian throne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris,_Prince_of_Turnovohis father got elected Prime Minister, one of only two former monarchs to be elected after abolishing the monarchy
Georgian pretender https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bagration_of_Mukhrani
Oh look who's the pretender for Greece. It'sPavlos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlos,_Crown_Prince_of_Greece
Romanian pretender https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_I_of_Romania
Montenegrin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas,_Crown_Prince_of_Montenegro
There are 2 branches of the Russian family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Dimitri_Romanov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Vladimirovna,_Grand_Duchess_of_Russia
Oh hey look, the Osmans are still about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayezid_Osman
Well that just about raps up the main countries I think.
>>135910878
Are you playing as Jeb!? It looks like you're playing as Jeb!.
FREE GAY ANAL SEX
>>135911161
>michael is still alive
fug, he was already an adult when romania joined the axis
why does he look so sad
>>135910683I don't care what race my wife is as long as she serves me like a dog.
You lads seen this?
>>135911410
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go-WHiRqEMg
>>135911247
>encourage experiences
>>135911410
That's really something, anon.
>>135911410
yes
What are good mods for Hoi3??
>>135911390
When he was "in power" he was basically a puppet for others. And plus he's now in his 90s, I'd be pretty pissed too.
>>135910891
Do chinese even have any culture?
oy vey
>>135911141
Nice.
I still want to racemix, though. Did you know the Japanese have a gene that makes them produce very little body odor? That's the master race.
>>135911925
Combined with kike that would be negligible.
>>135911769
Yes, and it's older than Greece.
>Dorian invasion c. 1100 BC
>Legendary Xia dynasty c. 2100 BC
>Documented Shang dynasty c. 1600 BC
IM LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SUPPORT
but thanks for the shekels goy
>>135911925
Have you ever seen a mixed Japanese? They look fucking hideous.
>>135912732
>libertarian billionaire
What's to stop people putting a gun to his head and demanding his money?
>>135912853
Some do.
Some are hot as hell.
>>135904326
What's a good strat for National France in DH Kaiserreich? Is it better to annex or puppet Liberia? Is provoking a war with the Tuaregs and Guinea a good idea? And what's the pros and cons of the different alternative government forms that come up as options when people start grumbling about the military dictatorship?
Moscow has been surrounded, the Soviet government will fall before christmas
>>135908504
>Liechtenstein
Reminder
>>135912853
>look up on Wikipedia
>pic related is a kindergarten girl
am i going to jail
>>135911769
>>135913020
His face says "the Jews made me do this."
Where do I preorder Stellaris?
>>135913067
https://www.google.com/search?q=%E7%BE%8E%E3%81%97%E3%81%84%E3%83%8F%E3%83%BC%E3%83%95&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiI_drd4NDLAhVLox4KHQAwDPUQ_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=967#
>>135912974
I've played a couple games as nat france, you'll not be able to defeat france alone, try to ally with spain and use their nice defendable border and try to explot them enough to create small pockets without drawing their whole army south, germany will annex the northern half of your country in most cases, so just try to be as exploitative as possible, launch naval invasions to capture territory if germany looks like it has broken through
get a couple of mot inf, they are worth their weight in gold.
If you can unify Italy wihout drawing in CoF that would be even better, also try shipping in units from india and canda and your other allies to allow you some initiative
>>135912879
If you're a billionaire and you don't have bodyguards you're probably retarded desu.
>>135913486
to add, I wouldn't attack libya, little to gain and you'll just get an even less defendable coast, crush the tuaregs, just keep some units close
It is very worthwhile to attack egypt at the very start and puppet them, they'll supply you with infantry divisions and you need every one you can get
>>135908504
Aren't there still Romanovs and Hohenzollerns still kicking around?
I remember hearing how Putin might bring the current head of the Romanovs back just as a figurehead like most of the other current monarchs.
>>135913020
why do people do this? why?
>>135913760
For that to work he would have to pay the bodyguards literally all his money, anything less and they'd just shoot him and take it.
what.
how is this random iranian muslim guy english when William's invasion failed, leaving england anglo-saxon?
his dad was turkish and his mom was kurdish, so how did this even happen desu
>>135913874
love?
>>135913842
want to hear a pretty crazy rumor about that stuff
>>135913874
I don't know. That's an ugly bitch too. I know Liechtenstein isn't exactly world renowned but this lad could've got something a lot better, even if he had a major fetish for nigger horse pussy
>>135914029
sure
>Argentina
>white
Not even angry that I'm not getting any migrants
>>135913907
Glitch.
Open console and type:
>showid
Hover over the character and find his ID. Now, type:
>culture [Character ID] turkish
>>135913987
You mean lust
>>135914234
I heard a rumor Putin may have aristocratic blood from some noble family and possibly be descended from a Romanov bastard
>>135913904
Concepts like loyalty and honor exist and work. They are the foundation of all post-tribal societies.
Besides, no billionaire has a billion dollars in cash.
YEAH CASTRO VIVA CUBA
>>135914409
Wnat the hear an even more interesting rumor? Russians actually think Putin is dead and a double is in power right now.
>>135914409
I also heard that due to his family history mysteriously stopping in the early 20th century.
>>135914568
What's the evidence for that?
Vickymod is actually pretty good 2bh lads not even memeing
>>135904326
continue in my autism?
y/n?
>>135914568
he's probably chilling in his house doing some fishing or whatever Russians do to defy the stereotype of only drinking vodka
>>135912978
What mod is this? Neo-Napoleon DH?
>>135908504
Japan still has one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihito
China still has a pretender too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_Yuzhang
>>135914753
A fuck ton of images that are floating around where his face over the years is analyzed. Or so Russians say, probably some 2ch shit.
>>135912978
wait
is this vanilla
if so then how did you into defeating grossgermaniums
>>135914904
The Japanese emperor isn't actually the head of state. The constitution makes him a symbol of the Japanese people but gives him no power. He's even more of a figurehead than European monarchs.
However, he still isn't allowed to eat pufferfish.
>>135914829
Maximvs Avtismvs ahoy tbdesv
>that feel when you loose the election for not being lefty enough
>tfw michelle will not make you any chicken tendies
Does the soviet collapse event even fire when playing as France?
is there a reason Nicaragua won't apply for statehood or i won't get an even't to give me cores on them like panama?
>>135915163
indeedvs
i'm asking if i should continue you twat
>>135915320
what version are you playing
i think the allies do have a separate surrender event for the soviet union
>>135915223
*lose
Loose is a Liberal butthole, Lose is what happens to you if you invite in the Jews.
>>135915359
shit i meant costa rica
>>135915126
>implying he isn't plotting his revenge against american piggu right now
>>135915359
Maybe you need to kick out the bongs?
>>135915506
I was saying you should continue. Looks like you've got the prerequisite autism levels there, lad :^)
>don't even like games
>just like history
>play these games just to read the historical events
>>135908138
nice looking map what mod is it?
>>135915748
indeed i do
indeed i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWZaEcoi5io
>>135913486
Thanks.
Regarding N. France's lack of manpower, does that mean I should puppet Guinea and Tuaregs when they break off instead of annexing them? Maybe strip off most of Tuareg's provinces so I still have overland supply routes through the Sahara?
What do you think of my new European Block?
>>135915506
I'm playing with new world order 2, hoping the USA partitioning events work as someone other than the USSR
>>135915832
It's surprising what you can learn from staring at a map for hundreds of hours
t. Professional Historian of 1444
>>135916904
repost for perfect borders
>>135916904
your image didn't post
but i do think there's only USA partitioning events for USSR and germany
Why did they kill CK2, lads? It doesn't even make good business sense, they probably made a net loss on conclave.
enough for one day, I'm off to sleep
>>135917330
I haven't downloaded Conclave. What did it add that has everyone upset?
>>135917905
Infamy/coalitions plus shattered retreat
These aren't the actual DLC just the free update patch. The DLC makes everyone more homosexual though
>>135917097
>not puppeting netherlands and at least scandanavia
weak tee bee eh
>>135917367
farewell birdnazi
>>135918102
>The DLC makes everyone more homosexual though
What? Why?
>>135917905
it made it impossible to manage your realm
>>135917905
Shattered retreat, infamy and coalitions. They basically pumped it full of EU4 mechanics to make it more "replayable", it's no longer a comfy dynasty simulator, it's now yet another "beat 'em up until your infamy is full" simulation.
Poland just declared war on Bohemia, my ally. Why did get called as an ally and not as the emperor? It isn't that way when the emperor is an AI. What the fuck?
>>135918102
>>135918208
>>135918218
Well that's disappointing.
>>135918202
tfw autism isn't fun anymore
damn it
>>135918338
Seriously though, I have no idea why they did it, I don't know whether they just didn't understand the appeal of CK2, are trying to relaunch it as something entirely new or just added these mechanics for their in house games where they all play as kings (rather than dukes and counts that players start as)
The reviews on steam are bad, the forums are angry and even /r/paradoxplaza is highly critical, these places are usually 100% in support of paradox so to hear even one dissenting voice, let alone the dissenters being in the majoroty is highly irregular.
Alright the mod update is finished, so I'll post a few images here tonight and upload 0.5 tomorrow
If you choose the autonomy option (choice #2) in the Rhineland Assimilation event, this is the Rhineland culture that will eventually happen via a 2nd event. I fired the events in console, in reality event #2 should fire about 15 years or so after you got the first event.
>>135919418
What exactly do the changes do to the game? I haven't been following CK2 for a very long time.
>>135919538
Make it a shade of blue
I also fixed some core errors in the divided Swiss event. I don't remember who asked for it, but I also reshaped the province of Basel to prevent it from jutting into Germany
>>135919712
I'll experiment with some of the colors tonight, that green is just the default color of the releasable Rhineland tag
>>135919645
theres now aggressive expansion coalitions which doesn't make sense the way CK 2 works
fucking Americans destroying my economy
>>135919925
Here's a much larger in-game version of that image, also note that I changed the Swiss culture colors to be much less transparent looking
>>135919538
>HPM will never integrate this shit
;_;
>>135904867
Thanks Rob.
>>135920019
What is a coalition?
>>135919538
>Rheinlanders betraying Germany
No.
>>135920309
you conquer to much land to fast and everyone around you gets an excuse to be apart of a giant alliance to break apart your empire
>>135920203
I got a link on the HPM paste-bin, that's enough for me
Also, the shit-green color here >>135920129 is not the actual color for the Swiss-Italians. (the ones in Lugano) I changed it, so the new color for the Swiss-Italians is the one here >>135919538 once again in Lugano.
>>135920530
A Prussia that loses the Rhineland doesn't deserve the Rhinelander's loyalty
>>135919538
That's a really retarded way of doing it, if you're going to split Germaniums' culture you need to divide it fully or not at all.
What's the comfiest nation to play in KR?
>>135920703
>Rheinlanders siding with frog eating surrender monkeys
>>135920926
why divide it at all just make some separate nation
>America goes commie
Now I actually have to compete with the rest of South America for immigrants
>>135920926
Forgot pic>>135919538
>>135920994
>Implying that stereotype was popular/existed back in the 19th century
>>135921092
Spain has been a complete mess the entire game, and its population has actually decreased due to being eternally occupied by rebels. Also Catalonia broke free.
>>135921257
>implying German speaking rheinlanders would abandon the German confederation and join france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg
>>135920667
Does the patch facilitate more aggressive expansion? Are claims less important?
I haven't played the game in a long time so maybe I'm misremembering but I don't entirely understand the effects of this.
>>135920926
>What is a joke
No, rather than be the normal OTL Rhinelanders, the Rhenish culture there appears once France has ruled the place for 15-20 years, and is basically a slow mix of German and French. If you don't like it, just choose option A and slowly assimilate your minorities.
Or Genocide them depending in how Fascist you are
>>135921414
>Completely forgetting about the Napoleonic Wars
>>135921660
>>Completely forgetting about the Napoleonic Wars
I can't handle all these implications, laddo, m80 maxirheiniums.
The Rhein NEVER accepted the frogs, this is like saying France should be able to assimilate the Netherlands, Catalonia and Illyria, occupying does not equal assimilating.
>>135921660
>>135919538
>Luxembourg becomes Rhinelander
So many things wrong with this.
>>135921957
But it does not ignore the load of sympathizers and the military support from the regions. And had the French stayed they'd have tried their damn hardest to capitalize on the whole Imperia Frankus thing. How that works out-
Well that depends on player action.
>>135922340
But the Rhein never accepted French rule, show me a single source on the region's supporting it.
>>135921660
>Total assimilation in 15-20 years
m8...
>>135922532
http://www.wir-rheinlaender.lvr.de/engl_version/rhineland_french/
>>135922563
sorry, the assimilate = yes command is not flexible at all
>>135922750
All this says is that the frogs marches in and enacted special reforms, it does not say that they favoured these reforms or were willing to abandon their ancestry over it.
Furthermore, your source ends with:
>Prussia itself had been forced to adopt the superior French State as a model and to carry out reforms.
Making it seem like biased trash.
>>135923350
>And so it came to pass that the Prussians, even after their incorporation of the Rhineland and Westphalia in 1815, were regarded by the Rhinelanders with more suspicion, due to their Francophile feeling, than by the Westphalians.
Either way, Its mainly there for gameplay, rather then being purely historical. I can't keep them as full on North Germans, otherwise none of them will assimilate due to the German Empire cores that cover the area.
>>135924047
>I can't keep them as full on North Germans, otherwise none of them will assimilate due to the German Empire cores that cover the area.
to be quite honest the vic2 pop system is a trainwreck
don't even get how you modders cope with trying to work around all the bullshit
>>135924047
Don't you run in to the same problems with Rhinelander culture in Rhineland cores?
Also, couldn't you just add a heavy assimilation provincs modifier, that supercedes the core culture malus?
I don't care about reconnaissance and solely want attack, I'm running 4 guard, 4 art, 1 eng, but what should my horsey be? Dragoon? Cuirassier?
>>135924573
hussars hopped up on red bull
>>135924176
It really is, and paradox fucked up the one thing I really wanted, which was a more versatile "assimilate = yes" command
>>135924197
No, since initially the event adds Rhenish as accepted for France, so assimilation is unnecessary. Later the French language schooling decision changes the Rhineland's primary culture to French with Rhenish as accepted, so you can assimilate them similarly to the Bretons or Walloons, but the Rhine cores stay for if another power wanted to dismantle France.
I might add province-specific hardcore assimilation modifiers in a later version, but for now France just slowly Hybridizes and then absorbs the Rhine pops.
As a bonus, here's a pic of France's now smooth core borders if you go for all possible European cores aside from Catalonia
>>135924947
>no cores on Zeeland state
Then what's the point in any of it?
>>135913486
>you'll not be able to defeat france alone
God damn git gud. If you can't annex CoF before Germany does then you should go back to EU4.
>>135925124
I'm following this map to be specific
And people complain about Grossgermaniums.
>>135925291
That's a Jewish map, the French border is the Rhine, not the Rhine up to the Netherlands.
>>135925490
And Napolean emancipated the Jews so it looks like it works out.
>>135925248
>>135925291
>>135925490
Heres another one
>>135925401
Grossgermaniums are too overdone in my opinion, it's just like Byzantium in EU4 or the Roman Empire in CKII.
France is nice because they were both wildly successful and they fucked it up completely , giving you goals to work for.
poal.me/pehygt
poal.me/pehygt
poal.me/pehygt
poal.me/2fylsv
poal.me/2fylsv
poal.me/2fylsv
is gsg the least autistic thread in /vg/?
>>135925756
God, Rhineland France makes me so hard. Too bad it costs so much infamy in HPM but I guess that's why you goCommunist and release colonial vassal states
FUCK Chile with HPM
>>135925756
Why didn't they claim up to the Rhine in the Netherlands?
>>135925756
>fucked it up completely
>literally spent over a decade effectively at war with the whole world and didn't make a bad show of it.
It's basically the closest any nation in modern times had come close to conquering the world. Napoleon being defeated on the seas by England and on land in Russia were both considered miracles that narrowly averted the whole world being French.
>>135926205
Chile is ez
>>135926245
Except, y'know, the whole of the world outside of continental Europe. The entire hemisphere of America, Australia, South Africa and every other place in the world wasn't Frog.
>>135926414
You imply any of those places are relevant.
Europe IS the world.
>>135926414
All irrelevant powers that would have bowed to France had Napoleon won vs. the UK or Russia.
I mean theoretically the USA at the time was a mid-power that France would still have troubles invading for logistical reasons but they were friendly to France in the first place.
>>135926382
How? Vanilla sure but Chile seems infinitely more difficult in HPM. Niggers don't even want to revolt.
>>135926414
Yes, the baguettes fear the abbos.
what was that CK2 mod where you could rape? i'm asking for a friend, i swear
>>135926857
Just do the Pacific War with Peru-Bolivia as usual but let them occupy you until you have full voting reforms in both areas, you can even lose the war and it won't affect you.
After that you'll just be rolling in the immigrants. I ended my game with 10.27 million pops.
This tactic should work for any South American nation, by the way, so if you want a uber gross Braziliums or something.
>>135927123
Vanilla, if you are pagan and capture female prisoners. Can even press their rapechild's claims.
>>135927250
>Can even press their rapechild's claims.
Next stop Constantinople.
>>135927250
Really? didn't expect that. Thank you, anon.
>>135906756
>recessive gene
>genetic error
Holy shit dude please be a troll
>>135927332
>not invading the Muslim empire's in Odin's name
>>135927579
Yeah its kind of surprising for Paradox. I think the only reason its slipped past the SJWs is that its pretty obscure
>>135927817
t. purple eyed freak
>>135907120
The UK is largely run and owned by the descendants of the nobility.
