Shitposters BTFO Edition
Latest version 1.06
>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
Previous Season:
>>135835069
first for flabby
>>135887982
Rain totem faggot
Third for kill fat Abby poster.
BUSTY TOPLESS COWGIRLS MOD WHEN
This how it's gonna be?
Just about two thirds into my first year, I think my farm's kinda neat. I've got another row of sprinklers under the first.Maru is cute, shame about the robot
There's a big city out there, but it's calling to us from the distance... It's just a neon glow in the dark. There's more to this world than we'll ever know...
>>135891538
>no grass for your animals
You monster.
>>135891654
Is grass in the pen better? I've got a lot of hay - two full silos and more on the ground.
I didn't really need to know what it was for, Clint.
>>135891116
I did not realise how popular fat people are.
>>135890971
He also mentioned Penny being his favourite waifu.
Guess that part of discussion is over then, best girl has been confirmed.
In light of this new development of Penny not cucking us i made a new power ranking
White Maru
Hayley
Abby
Leah
Black Maru
Penny.
that is all.
>>135891538
>no grass
>dat tiny little space for cows to roam around
>using wood fences
[panic intensifies]
>"bread" is a fucking baguette
Pic related is fucking BREAD.
>>135891787
They're happier if they get to eat fresh grass instead of hay senpai. You're gonna need to expand if you want them to really be happy. My whole pen was grass a while ago, they're mowing through the shit and always go to the same area.
>>135892151
>eating rocks
abby pls go
>>135891641
Song?
>What's up with the toys in Jas's room (grandfather doll and jack-in-the-box)? Am I reading too much into these...or...?
>no comment
guys im worried about jas
>>135892171
>putting grass on grandpappy's resting spot
>your livestock is literally shitting on your ancestor's grave
>>135891961
He also said he goes through phases and right now its penny
>>135892123
But it's hardwood family, it's the highest tier
>>135892171
Alright, I'll double the pen when I build a coop during winter then
curious drawfag here:
do you prefer fanart of your wife/husband with or without farmer?
and which character should get more nsfw art?
>>135892274
"Ask Me Anything," by Eric Barone.
>>135892229
>only eating flabby, tasteless wheat cakes
https://youtu.be/dNBB3C1LLv4?t=4m8s
THIS IS BREAD
>>135891961
He said he goes between favorite girls. Settled for Penny now.
>>135892471
Shhh, don't ruin it for me.
>>135892617
Haleyfag here, I prefer without farmer.Also I'd really like to see Haley nsfw art
>>135892617
without farmer
shane
>>135891538
I've just started fall and I'm way behind you. No iridium sprinkler, only two beehives, no kegs, no animals, half as many crops.
I am a failure of a farmer.
Do patches break mods? Haley's portrait seems to have reset, but most of the others seem fine
>>135892617
With farmer, but bottom half of him and with Harvey of course.
>>135892618
>no comment
Jas got diddled.
>>135892474
>using hardwood for fences in your first year
>>135892618
>No comment
Come on now ape. Give us a hint.
>>135892623
y'all niggas wrong, this is bread.
>>135892662
Alright, at least you aren't another Abigail fanboy.
>>135892617
Shane being happy with the farmer. Preferably smiling.
>tfw you don't get your paycheck untill the end of the month and no one has uploaded the latest patch to download
>>135892617
I'm fine with either.
>>135892734
this
official Shane marriage when?
>>135893129
>tfw PB is being literally spammed with sketchy as fuck torrents
>>135893129
How old are you, dude? There's this thing we adults use called credit...
>>135893316
CA defense force.
>>135893381
There's this thing called being 18, where people expect you to pay for your own shit but no place but greasy fast food places will hire you.
>>135889627
>beehives take coal. starfruit wine sells for 3600 a pop with artisan
I went with beehives anyway, because starfruits
>need to be planted and maintained
>only grow in summer
>expensive seeds and long time before giving ROI
>scales less effectively.
I have 30 kegs or so and am out of clay. They should be able to manage the starfruits I plant even if they end up cycling starfruits into winter. I'm at 120 or so beehives right now and they give hard cash return 3 days after being built, allowing me to build more of them in short notice.
I'll ask again, just in case.
Does anyone have a screenshot of the entire forest (the one with Marnie's Ranch and Leah's house, obviously)?
I can't for the life of me get GeDoSaTo to work, and I'm too lazy to stitch screenshots together.
Thanks in advance to anyone that may post the screenshot, 'cause I'm going to sleep and by the time I wake up this thread'll be archived.
>no mod to turn Haley into Jaina Proudmoore
>i will never live out my dream as arthas tending to lordaeron farm
cmon boys we're better than this
>>135893713
I feel generous today, despite you posting weebshit.
What's your steam account?
This fucking guy sometimes. He's kind of stupid but in a friendly way.
>Get quest to locate local pornmasters undies.
>Find the boxers in some old cows room but can't get them because the cow doesn't like me.
>Try to become friends with the cow so I can retrieve the cum-filled panties.
>Cow is never home.
>mfw
>>135894092
a-are you being serious? if so....http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198061873026/
I can't tell you how much I'd appreciate it.
>>135892810
I got pretty lucky with the gypsy wagon, it let me complete a lot of bundles. Tonsa coal from getting to 120 mine, and I got some money from blueberries during summer so I could afford a barn.
I have been watering a *lot* of stuff every season though, like no cash on anything but crops. All through summer I'd spend my entire energy bar just watering, chomping salmonberries by the bucketful.
Pic related - gypsy wagon just let me complete my last fishing bundle with this sandfish. I hope the reward's neat.
this looks important and I looked up a little bit, so I know I can change it
but am I limited to one? or is it one per type of activity? like one for farming, one for foraging etc.?
>>135892171
>plant grass on grandad's grave
>grass takes nutrients from corpse to grow
>animals eat grass for nutrients and produce milk
>You drink milk
You're drinking your grandfathers corpse you fucking monster
>>135894170
i'm not ashamed to say I love my grandma
but I am ashamed to say I'm not ashamed to say I love my grandma
>>135894531
Yeah, there's a separate tree for each skill. You have to choose between those two, but you get the profession bonuses you choose for each skill.
>>135894082
This sounds pretty great actually.
>>135894531
nigga when have you last sold wood
go gatherer, it makes winter easier to profit from
>>135894531
Everything has a level 5 and 10 perk, and depending on which you pick, you get different options at level 10.
Mod that removes Pam from the game when.
Aww it even hops after you
>>135894761
neat
>>135894782
I actually sold wood a week ago but gatherer still sounds so much better
>>135894795
ah, thank you. i'll look into that shit then so I don't have to backtrack later
>>135894954
why not turn her into a hot mom instead?
>fucking around making overworld sprites
>try to check other bachelorettes to compare how CA did their heights
>haley has a large chin
>leah is 70% leg
this is less helpful than i thought
>>135894321
Accept friend request and I'll send it.
>>135894992
Just play the game, bonehead.
And just to top it off
What a great day
>>135894338
>>135895236
>large chin
More like the others got no chin at all. Though I guess that makes it large in relation:^)
>>135895405
>There are anons right now who don't have 10/10 hearts with Linus
I've just started fall and I need advice on where to spend my gold.
I have a silo but no barn or coop, so it might be good to get some farm animals going to get the associated bundles done. It will take a long time to get a return on investment there though.
I don't have a kitchen yet. I don't know how profitable sashimi is compared to just selling fish, but apparently most people like sashimi as a gift so a kitchen would be nice to have.
I don't have a horse. A stable would be nice for convenience but I have the mining carts repaired so I'm not sure how much productivity I'd really gain.
Alternatively I could just spend my money on materials for beehives and preserve jars. I already have a dozen or so jars though, so I dunno if I'd be better off waiting for kegs at this stage. It's fall though which I understand has the best flower for Honey so perhaps I should get as many beehives as I can? I have a fuck load of blueberries which would fund a lot of beehives if I sold them but I don't know if I should hang on to them for processing throughout winter or if I should sell them for beehives now.
Any advice?
>>135895367
which perk did you choose? i chose crops growing faster, but it just became winter so i haven't been able to determine if it was the right choice
>Complete all the foraging bundles
>Chair spawns inside of me and I can't move
>fuckload of shit I needed to do on that day
Nice. Epic. I like it.
this game is like harvest moon and have like some period of time that automatically finish the game, or its something that you decide when the end game happens?
So, what are some of the new dialogue for the marriage candidates? I heard they also give you stuff based on their personalities, like Leah giving you mushrooms or foraged stuff, and Abigail giving bombs or food that buffs fight power.
>>135890971
Great, I'm happy for Penny fags, but if we're applying this kind of logic to the waifu wars, then technically none of them are impure or cuck anyone because none of that was ConcernedApe's intention.
Waifu wars were always fueled by purposely reading into things too much.
>>135896106
you can keep playing until you get bored
>>135895926
I chose artistan since I'll probably build more beehives later but I've got no idea if it's the right choice. It's mostly that artisan is more money for no extra work while tiller is more money for more work - I could just plant more crops, is what I'm thinking. If berries spawn faster on vines it could be really good, though.
Someone please ask Ape if it' possible to add 10 more levels to the abilities plus more perks for 15 and 20. I'm maxed out at year 2 and it feels bad I have nothing more to shoot for.
>>135896106
You get to play forever. ButGrandpa shows up at the start of year 2 to judge on based on how well your farm is, and depending on it, you get a statue that shits out the best ore in the game daily. You can re-summon him later for a reward in case in didn't meet the requirements at teh start
>>135895896
Cramberries in fall.
Upgrade your house, get a stable, barn and coop, upgrade your tools, work towards fixing the bus as soon as you can and stuff like that.
Are duplicate artifacts good for anything except selling?
Why was he afraid of me? I'm just a farmer.
>get two void eggs one morning
>only have one void chicken
>>135896617
Probably in the sense of "oh no, a new person in town".Just kidding, he knows what you did anon.
Mushrooms or Fruit Bats???
Anyone working on a mod to create a pureblood farming dynasty?
Also name my girl.
>There are people in THIS thread that don't play zoomed out
any thing a newcomer needs to know like shit i shoudnt do or bad desicions that make me restart the game coz cant be fixed or things i should do or aim to do early?
>>135894082
>>135894762
>Glad you could make it, Lewis
>Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the farmer, but I'm still your superior as mayor!
>As if I could forget. Listen, Lewis, there's something about the crops you should know...
>Oh, no. We're too late. None of this soil has been fertilized! They may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they become silver star quality!
>What?
>This entire field must be purged.
>How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
>Damn it, Lewis! As your future stardew hero, I command you to purge this field!
>You are not my hero yet, boy! Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
>Then I must consider this an act of treason.
>Treason? Have you lost your mind, Farmer?
>Have I? Mayor Lewis, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my grandpa, I hereby relieve you of your command and suspend your shorts from service.
>Farmer! You can't just--
>It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this field, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my farm.
>You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Farmer.
>Haley?
>I'm sorry, Farmer. I can't watch you harvest this.
>>135897061
I started playing yesterday
stick with whatever the start vegetable is, don't get creative and think you can innovate something else
trust me
also north of your house if you just keep heading north is a spa that restores all of your energy, you don't need to buy salads
>>135896163
>Great, I'm happy for Penny fags, but if we're applying this kind of logic to the waifu wars, then technically none of them are impure or cuck anyone because none of that was ConcernedApe's intention.
I'd like to think this was OP's intention as well - to mock shitposters, not other waifus.
>Waifu wars were always fueled by purposely reading into things too much.
In case of /sdvg/ it was case of one or few guys purposefully shitting on a character. I feel kind of bad for people who took it all at face value.
>captcha is pics of shed
I can already see the memes coming with new expansion.
>>135896520
He doesn't even fucking insult you anymore. I mean if you live like a NEET, he should be more upset. But no. he goes, "BUT THATS OKAY I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU" now.
>Abigail looking out to the ocean
>go to say "hi" to her
>still bait in hand from refilling crab pots
>click her with bait in hand
>she thought I was giving it to her as a gift and gets mad at me
N-no, I'm sorry, my purple-haired stone eater waifu. Come back! ;_;
>Explosion heard in night
>Meteor fucking nowhere
I guess it was an airburst.
>>135896586
sell without regret or set on display in house, no one ever asks for them in quests. Make exception for dwarf scrolls, hoodies and machines, they are not worth much money, but good present material for Dwarf
>>135897002
Mushrooms are scarce outside of fall season and hoeing sand in dungeons. On the other hand, fruits have more uses in bundles or as wine/jam material. Up to you.
>>135896278
You should've put the pumpkins where the cranberries are for the giant crop chance.
either the portrait mod that turns back time on all the bachelors' development timeline was half-assed as shit or leah's clothes are made out of fuckin magic
i deserve this for being retarded and not making backups
>>135896825
Chicken or ducks can drop void eggs.
I've got one and had no void chicken or even the dino then.
please tell me there's some way to put floors under things you can't remove
especially the mailbox
>>135897002
Mushrooms you have to go out of your way to get. Fruit you can just plant trees if you want em.
>>135897061
Don't think that you need to minmax. Don't just immediately try and buy the most expensive things because "expensive clearly = best". You can upgrade your watering can without worry if you wait until the 25th or 26th, or water all your crops and start the upgrade the day before it rains. Sprinklers are wonderful but you can skip the first tier if you want.
Most importantly, try to plan ahead a little bit. Don't plant long growth or re-harvestable plants halfway through the season. Try to have fun.
>>135897061
just one advice: crops that are designed for specific seson won't last for even one day of another one. Don't be retarded new me who busted himself by spending all of his spring money on cauliflower seeds when it was 26th day, thinking that they will still grow during summer.
Other that that, there are probably no mistakes that would broke you to total zero and force you to start from scratch. Maybe make some designated chests to keep one piece of every plant, crop and fish you will find, you never know what;s gonna be useful in quests in bundles
>>135897061
also
fix teh beach bridge asap and visit everyday for shit to wash up
>>135897768
Anon who did the overworld sprites.
I just swapped her hair and nothing else.
>>135897768
>that dark blue line from her left hand to left leg
I'm gonna go with "half-assed as shit".
>>135892838What mod is this? The beard could use a little touching up, but I'd still use it.
>>135894195
Just go through the back door, idiot.
>>135898019
>>135898004
>>135897995
>>135897235
>>135896520
>>135896261
thanks to all
im starting this now
>>135898146
What the fuck. I didnt do that, In fact the left side is my edit since the ponytail was there, probably it was my partern when he had to fix some transparent pixels around the head.
>>135891809
i get more clint requests than anyone else. he sure is a lonely sumbich
>>135897147
Truly heartbreaking.
Best way to make money?
I just grew 40 strawberries and only made 8k.
I'm only on the 14th of winter and I'm already losing my mind
what do you even do in the winter, I cant go another 14 days of just fishing and mining
>>135898536
I did nothing but fishing and mining in spring, summer, and autumn, too. :^)
>>135891872
Goddamn that's fucking cute.
last questions
any real advantage or disadvantage of being male or female?
or animal preference?
>>135891872
Isn't that the main character from accel world?
No meat ever
>>135897610
>>135897995
Thanks, going mushrooms
>>135897563
Looking forward to marriage, are you?
>>135891872
oh fuck he looks like a cute cartman
CA CAN'T KEEP FUCKING DOING THIS
HE HAS A PROBLEM
>>135898508
wait for the strawberries to grow back again and you'll be making bank
it's hard to make money going blindly into the first spring because you don't know to save up for mass-strawberry purchasing, just get ready for blueberries in summer and you'll be making fine bank
also the fuck is this captcha
>>135898678
No advantage for being male or female, outside of how people refer to you, you can romance anyone no matter what sex you have.
Also pet preference is only aesthetic, both do nothing and require no caring, they're just there to be cute. The dog barks tough, if you're not into having random sounds pick cat which is much quieter.
>>135897648
I didn't have the sprinklers at the start of the season so I figured it's better to spend my money on cranberries
This still feels kind of crazy to be honest, it's more than twice as much as I've ever had on hand before - gained in one day.
>>135898678
No, all characters will go with whatever the MC is.
And dog/cat is just the same except for appearance.
>>135898814
Good.
>>135898814
I'm fine with this personally, it was never a thing in any harvest moon or rune factory game, and it fits the comfy theme.Plus, you don't want Marnie to murder you at night for killing the animals she sells you right?
>>135898829
Koreans call that dancing?
Jas is smarter than I.
>>135897061
>Upgrading your watering can will be extremely helpful as it have a multi-tile watering charge attack. But it is unavailible for 2-3 days as it's being upgraded.
>Even if you can afford a metric shitload of seeds you can only grow so much because you need to water them, 100-150 or so is reasonable for summer to have a relaxed time.
>You can only donate 2 gifts per person per week so building relationsships is a long term projects.
>You can buy copper/iron/gold ore and coal at the blacksmith, and wood/stone at carpented, if you have a strong windfall of cash it can make sense to buy these resources instead of farming them.
>>135899125
>Marnie killing me for animals i raised to butcher
So gay marriage is a thing but meat is not.
>>135898872
I remember seeing one of the guys talking about being sweaty too. I think it was Clint. Like jesus christ man does every character have a sweaty line?
>>135898309
Just look up Bear Harvey.
>>135897034
Beetlejuice
>>135898872
He really doesn't like Abi does he?
>>135899139
I'll be happy with anything that gets her rack moving desu
>>135891872
He looks like a fat Kyon
>>135899276
#progressive
Gay marriage is not the end of the world. Multiresistant bacteria from animal farming for meat production will be, though.
>>135899142
She's smarter than everyone.
>get to 10 hearts with Leah
>"yeah finally my farm will have more life in it, i'll have children and stuff"
>get a letter speaking about the mermaid's pendant
>google how to get it
>the old mariner has it
>he only appears when its rainy or stormy
>check the date
>3rd of winter
JUST
>>135899142
>Overalls, little pig tails, with a red band around the neck
I didn't know it was possible to make your farmer look adorable like that.
>>135899459
So he's fat AND boring
>>135899337
You think because Abigail is a GIRL she HAS to BATHE AT LEAST ONCE EVERY WEEK?
>>135898872
>>135899337
according to pic related that's a generic wife/spouse line
>>135891872
Fat admirers have been around a long time. Its now getting mainstream again.
You don't have to like it but its still happening.
Hell its not even a tumblr thing, even places like Japan where it was an actual taboo that shits picking up.glorious time for a guy like me :^)
>>135898814
Damn. Although if there was butchering i'd only ever kill the pigs for winter considering they're useless during it.
>>135899276
I said that as a joke. Also, you can buy burgers at a vending machine in one of the festivals. I wouldn't mind the addition, but like i said it fits the theme of the game, and every single harvest moon/rune factory ever, so i don't miss it.
>>135899729
>mist of sweat
>>135899729
Welcome to Stardew Valley. Enjoy your fetishes and blueberries.
>>135899531
>Not having kids is not the end of the world
Sure they have to come from male + female, if thats stops I'm sure there wont be adoptions.
>>135899826
I know it was a joke I'm not pissed or anything but I find it funny, also about the HM thing they also had animal festivals, your dog guarding the farm from wild dogs, fish ponds and other stuff that isnt in game oh and also the famous winter event to spend the night in your love interest house, those had been always in the games and this one doesnt. So I find funny gay thing gets in but butcher also developed doesnt, meh I will just wait for mod it.
>>135893902
Then do hops. It's 16k a year per keg per 4 seeds.
If you need clay, hoe the sandy bits in the mines for a good 10+ per 8 hours.
>decide to try and hit the jackpot at the casino
>look up the odds an hour into it
>0.00618%
>mfw
>rushed for fixing the bus by middle of first summer so I could plant starfruit
>finally paying off
This game is too easy to break.
Are there any interesting "challenge modes" people have come up with yet?
Something I've done in the past with in FoMT is not shipping crops so I was thinking of trying that on a new file at some point.
>>135894195
She's out on monday and tuesday. She's good the rest and you only need two days a week to gift her
>>135900298
>Winter event to spend the night at love interest's house
Which harvest moon was that again? I don't remenber.
>>135898872
Would've been pretty funny with the plump abigail mod.
>>135900628
FoMT, DS, Happines islands etc. It was 24th winter. You went to any love interest house and spent the night with their family.
>>135900628
Starry Night
but it was just dinner if my memory is correct.
>>135894082
>Just wanted to save his people
>Did all he could
>It wasn't enough
His story was the first thing in my life that made me feel. rip ;_;7
>you can't use marble, sandstone, granite, and other minerals as flooring/furniture materials
Do you ever get a decent sized refrigerator or are you just fucked running between chests and the kitchen forever for materials?
And is there a reason to make mayonnaise or cheese? Do they up the value of the items? Or are they just gift/cooking fodder?
>not naming every single animal "Bruce"
>>135900042
*note, the blueberries are also a fetish
>>135900850
>he puts flowers and other items that have no recipes in the fridge
>>135898725
Beats me, it was the newest portrait mod when I went to see what was out.
>>135899770
Nothin' against itthe muscular end of bara and tomboys are more my jamI just didn't know it was getting popular.
>>135900792
marble used for a brazier
>>135900719
>>135900759
Oh right, i remenber now. It wasn't anything special so i forgot. >>135900298 Made it seem like it was a big deal for "development" when it was basically just a "hi, welcome, let's start this party!" and then black screen.
So does the fact the days or so short trigger anyone else?
Like I feel compelled to be autistic as possible, I wish the game was more chill
>>135895896
Enough crops for bundle shit. Do mad cranberries with the leftovers. Upgrade your tools pick>hoeaxe>can in prep for the winter mine zerg rush. Should have just enough left for the bus bundle and some spring crops so you can kick up starfruit in your greenhouse
>>135901048
Well it gave you heart points also friendship with the rest of the family, plus it was a simple but nice event also it wasnt just Hi and start, too much potential here, lets see how CA handles it or maybe the Modding scene.
tfw you will never have a threesome withJodi and Kent
>>135891507
>>135894170
ugh i've love to slap him around a bit, but i'm not convinced he's husbando material yet.
>>135901285
Isn't starry night for stardew basically the big reuinion the city does to exchange presents and eat before christmas tough?
He did say he's going to develop more and that he feels like he'll never truly be 100% satisfied with the game in the Q&A since there's always room for improvement. So new events may happen later down the line.
What is the best meal and why is it Spicy Eel?
>+1 speed buff is incredible, I think it stacks with your horse too
>only 2 ingredients
>can catch 10+ eels on a rainy day
I KNEW THE WINTER SONG WAS A RIP-OFF OF It Follows soundtrack. CA admitted to it and now I feel vindicated, senpai.
>>135901530
Miner's treat, root platter, and lucky lunch
>>135897061
The game is really chill
You need to know to get the fuck out of here and don't go to the wiki either. That will suck the fun out of it faster than a vampire in an orphanage.
>>135901020
NOT NEARLY ENOUGH
>>135901530
Pumpkin Soup while mining
Pepper Poppers for everyday life
>>135897387
It doesn't always hit your farm. Keep your eyes open around the other maps
>>135901658
A vampire in an orphanage sounds pretty fun though.
>>135895405
i love to give Linusslimeandalgaejust so i canhumiliate him and watch him suffer:3
Would you play a farming sandbox game that is set in the countryside ofGermany?No Hitler easter eggs, of course, but I'd probably implement some monsters from Germanic lore, like jackalopes (wolpertinger) and dragons. I bet the Japs would love it.
>>135900298
>Sure they have to come from male + female, if thats stops I'm sure there wont be adoptions.
Science man, it's a fantastic thing. Besides, most people aren't gay so it's a moot point.
>>135901658
i wont do wiki, thats why im asking here
only opened wiki to learn if favorite thing its relevant and seems that is not
cameltoe seems a solid option
even may go with cameltoe farm too
>>135900439
I counted the kegs and I have 52 of them.
Needing to harvest 200+ plants of hops every day sounds like a chore. They have a stunlocking pickup animation too don't they? The honey can be picked up by just running past without having to stop, and it's only every 3rd day.
I'd rather just have a stockpile of starfruits and ferment them into wine slowly, with a backup of cranberries and/or blueberries.
>>135901274
PLEASE RESPOND
>>135900567
just don't use broken stuff. Lay off keg and best crops abuse and enjoy yourself
>>135901904>tfw you can't give Linus hallucinogenic mushrooms and or alcohol for blowjobs like a real homeless person
This game can be so unrealistic.
>>135900992
How would I know they have no recipe? You can cook with each of those irl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_lzSW4JHY0
>>135901274
>>135902190
They are reasonably long. I wish every ten minutes ingame were one or two seconds longer, though.
>>135902190
get a trainer that freezes time
>>135900980
They really are, but that hardly surprises me.
>>135902117
cookies and milk <3
>>135902159
Just so you know, picking up crop plants stops time for a moment, so there's almost no time loss if you're picking up lots of then. I think hops are a little annoying because they're on trellis.
>>135901274
I grew up on retro harvest moon so it feels about right. I prefer it over days that are too long and filled with nothing to do.
>this mod
I need more shota modder
>not homo marrying Alex
You're playing the game wrong.
>>135902000
>trips
wew
>anons complaining about gay and lesbian couples procreating is unrealistic in a game with giant mushrooms, crystal copying machines, pixies who make your veggies grow overnight, fruit as big as houses, dwarves, a black scientist, shadow monster selling sprinklers in the sewer
y-y-you too
>>135902337
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBHBdfJ37aYMUsuvVss4bwQ
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>135902897
>a black scientist
>every time
>>135902897
>procreating
adoption is not procreation
>>135902373
days are long enough for me, only two thing I'd like to see are:
- significant time slowdown in mines and skull dungeon. As long as I have health and energy, I should be allowed to explore, leavin after few levels each time is a real bummer.
- possibility of changing your sleep patterns, like going to sleep at 6AM and waking up at noon. In real life, for me nothing is more comfy than quiet all-nighters with my fishing rod, I want to pull off the same thing in game
>>135902463
being on trellis isn't a problem as I'll grow in lines anyway for easy picking. Real world time loss becomes a nuisance though even if it pauses ingame.
Why aren't you buying my game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrsY4OQFx1A
>you will never take over the world with your keg army
>>135903263
what the fuck is that voice
>>135898536
Fish, mine, log, plan out your farm better.
Check the traveling merchant on friday and sundays for bundle shit.
Yak it up with the senpaitachi and give gifts.
>>135898814
>Talking about FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS with the dev
Good way to get blueberries nerfed into the ground.
Can someone point me in the direction of the mod that changes the 10 game minutes to 10 seconds instead 7?
All I can seem to find is gay anime shit.
>>135903263
>"Oh shit, I need to record another let's play. Better inhale some helium!"
>>135903263
Did you little sister dubbed this for you?
>>135900567
Fishing only. Combat/mining only
post'em
>>135900567
Make a game in which you can only have three crops: One for each sprinkler.
>>135902117
People here will poison you with minmax autism. Begone. Flee and save your fun. Nobody saved me before it was too late.
post houses
>>135903081
nigga i'm talking about mpreg. i wanna see alex's belly as swole as his arms.
>>135904168
that's not a house
that's a landfill
>>135904168
>commieblock
CCCP mod when?
>>135904168
TONIGHT ON HOARDERS
>>135904168
>having a skeleton standing next to your bed
how do you not piss yourself to sleep every night
>>135902000
Heck yes. One of the things I want is full overhaul support so people can do that kind of shit. Imagine taking a bus to germany and then having to deal with different growing conditions.
>>135901274
Nah, too much and it kinda just turns into a big common mushroom/winter yam fueled grind with no real differentiation between the days. The time helps split things up.
>>135904360
The chicken and the TWO bears protect me.
>>135902000
p-pls responge
>>135904228
Alex is the alpha one, your character would be the one giving boypussy birth.
>>135902000
>>135904450
No, make in Russia, i want to build a farm in Siberia.
Artisan or Agriculturist? Which is more OP?
>>135904398
I was more thinking about a full game instead of a mod.Estimated deliver time: four or five years, I guess.
Is there an anniversary holiday with your spouse like there traditionally is in HM games?
I'm assuming not because no birthday for your character.
Also why the fuck doesn't your character have a birthday?
BLACK HAIRED HALEY MOD WHEN
RED HAIRED HALEY MOD WHEN
Either will doI don't like blondes but Haley is still the best waifu
>>135904583
Artisan
>>135904673
I'd like a birthday too, maybe in the future. Not sure why we don't tough.
>>135904398
>different growing conditions.
>Afghanistan
>Only thing that grows is poppies
>Mega bombs fall from the sky at random
>All the females look like Krobus.
>>135903697
if this is a thing id also like a link please
>>135904583
If you have to ask then you're too dumb for it to matter.
>>135904583
Artisan. Ag doesn't really help all that much since it's initial only and deluxe speed grow is enough to get those while artisan essentially gives you 1.5 on everything you care about.
are fences necessary? will my goats eat my crops if i just let them roam aimlessly around the farm? i want my animals to be free-range, plus mending fences is tedious and time consuming
>>135904168
>>135904706
At the very least your taste in personality is good.
>>135905050
How do you get Leah's statue? Does she actually ever host that art show?
>>135905010
Animals don't touch your crops, even if you let them roam.
>>135905010
Animals only eat wild grass, which they will prefer over the hay you can make from it. There is nothing wrong with just letting the animals roam about all day.
>>135905050
>iridium sprinkler inside the house
>>135905050
Fucking fujoshis
