hammerhead edition
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>Official Nuclear Throne Resources
Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
Wiki: http://nuclear-throne.wikia.com/
>Fanmade stuff
Crown ideas: https://ghostbin.com/paste/8nbfb
Character ideas: https://ghostbin.com/paste/eooue
Soundtrack mods: http://pastebin.com/bAtMbDCV
>General
Character guides: http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
Unlock sheet: http://i.imgur.com/y7fe0M9.png
>Steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgNTG
Fuck off, shuckle
I need memes
Post memes.
>>135824904
>>135824830
>Hammerhead edition
Kek
Why is shotgun shells so useless?
>>135825949
Shoulders, I said shoulders.
>>135826025
no you said shells
Why did Vlambeer design the mutation Shotgun Shoulders to be such an ineffective upgrade?
>>135825949
Because you aren't using shotgun in its intended range in tight quarters like a close range weapon should, use the most inaccurate shotguns available in close range and watch the bullets bounce from walls to clear a path through enemies.
>>135827675
It's alright. Turns shotguns into great hallway clearers.
>>135827675
shotgun shoulders + impact wrists is great tho
>>135801458
>>135802086
>>135803275
>>135808075
Why hasn't Rami fixed this? Are gameplay mistakes less important than bugs?rad canister fix when
>>135829181
>Why hasn't Rami fixed this?
that would him to both admit he's not infallible, and also output some level of effort
>>135829181
>I can't deal with the game a bloo bloo
>everyone else is fine, but fix it for MEE a bloo bloo
Ill hunter is a noobfilter, and the balance of certain mutations depends on playstyle.
I'm a pretty good player, and the skill in this game comes from being able to work around rng's fuckery, along with knowing enemies.
Tl;dr, git gud.
>>135829181
Rami's job is doing shitty code.
JW is the game balancer
Oh is it time to start again already?
>>135833187
tingleingleingle
PWA PWA PWA PWAAA
>7AM on west (best) coast
>No one up
REAL HORROR HOURS HIT THAT MF POST BUTTON
>>135835157
>West being best coast
>Ever
>>135835616
We got water, fun in the sun,expensive housing please get me out of here, gays, equal rights,SAVE ME, and the beach. What ISN'T to like?
JUST LET ME WIN AAA
>>135830467
>>135831132
I thought JW was the salami master and Rami was the only one doing work
>>135835157
>not yeast coast beast coast
get outta here westie
>>135835157
i want horror to EAT ME
>>135838610
Why does horror have moobs?
>>135838610
fat dog
i hate twitch but i want to stream this piece of shit game but i dont know how
>>135835823
>We got water
Large bodies of water are horrible
>fun in the sun
To hell with the sun
>expensive housing
Do I LOOK like I'm fucking made of money?
>gays
Faggots to maggots
>equal rights
No. Put the fags into the ground.
>the beach
Fuck the beach and everything it stands for. Why the hell would you want to stand around in the fucking sun while sand pieces your feet.
>>135830490
The point is, is a game fun because it's RNG provides a new and different experience each time, or is it fun because you try to learn your way around shitty RNG?
Also should the game have been officially released when there are still unfinished parts of the game?
FUCKING NIGGERS I FUCKING MADE IT FIRST TIME AND I DIED GOD DAMN IT FUCK IT ALL
>>135845309
lol
May or may not be streaming in half an hour, anybody feel like watching?
ANOTHER ONE ARE YOU KIDDING ME DAMN IT RIGHT GOD DAMN IT YES I DID IT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
>>135847102
nice, now loop
>>135845191
Both, and because rami gobbles salami.
>>135847857
Not that anon, but currently going easy with Crystal.
I cant even put my finger on the w key and keep it there.I don't want to go back and do it all again, im scared
>>135849738
Nvm, I have to go back. It insta rushed me with the big projectiles and I couldn't react in time.I had energy sword too, fuck
>>135846948
do it
>>135849942
>losing with the energy sword
You have no excuse
>>135851525
FUCKING APPLE
One of these days I'll be here when we need a new thread and I'll have the perfect picture to use
>In tight corridor with a rat
>Fire shotgun
>Every shell misses
>Rat hits me
It's the tiny little things that make me want to stop playing
smol baby
>Extended Reachers
>Fortutious Volley
>Kingly Posterior
>Fourth Appendix
>Crazy Colon
>"extra leg"
>Ajar Lobe
>Arrow Spine
>Appalling Visage
>Bunny Grabbies
>Plasma Neurons
>Buckshot Knees
>eat dead stuff violently for extra health
>Wrench Noggin
>Just Real Fuckin' Hot Blood
>Final Request
>Nirvana
>Powerful Poltergeist
>Wait
>>135854373
those are the weirdest looking egg tits i have ever seen
>>135853950
>Fire at enemy in an open area with shotgun
>every pellet goes in a V formstion around the target
Just fuck.
>>135854737
They're all floppy because she fucks her shota minions and they won't stop grabbin her bits.
Reminder that Hammerhead is not needed for loops if you have good enough weapons
>>135856420
DELETE THIS
>>135854150how do I color
>>135858910
>>135856420
>>135858910
>>135859216
stop
>>135856420
Nice
>>135858910
Cool
>>135859216
Shit
>>135860701
Don't u dare talk shit bout my bird husbando
>>135861226
You're bird husbando a shit
Anybody still up for a stream? Despite it being 2 hours later?
>>135847102
>>135845309
nice blog dumbass
Allright. Starting the stream.
https://www.twitch
.tv/shadownil/
Dedder than a Chicken with no Bloodlust or Rabbit's Paw with Crown of Life
I'll never win at this game. It doesn't matter how well I do, how well the RNG hands me the game, I'm just going to run into bullets.
strem
https://www.twitch
.tv/skaerne/
I HAVE ASCENDED
INTO THE MEME DIMENSION
Streaming >>135865874
>>135871167
>both lightning hammer and energy hammer before the throne
And here I am beating throne with a goddamn shovel.
Why does RNG hate me so much?
>>135863181
>>135871167
>>135847102
>>135845309
LOOK AT ALL THESE MUTATIONS
CROWN OF DESTINY IS GIVING ME
IT'S LIKE IT KNOWS WHAT I NEEDMORE MEMES
AND I'M PLAYING EYES B WITH THIS SWEET ASS NO MORE HEROES SOUNDMOD GOING
>TFW NO ENERGY SWORDBEAM KATANA
>>135871483
not the same guy. the throne ones were me the other guy is streaming right now he has a nice meme run going he is getting fucked by the crown of destiny
>>135868121
Of course the run after I shitpost about it I actually make it.
does bloodlust sync with gamma guts?
FUCK
YES
>>135871608
>>135833187
Is it weird if I find these guys easier to deal with now they're more aggressive?
>>135851525
im gay
>>135835157
shut the heck up snowfahg
i cant believe im actually looking at nuclear throne lewds
If I hit the throne down to half and then destroy generators, will it die?
>>135875194
good
>>135877495
no, it halves current health. it's better to get all four generators down first.
>tfw no dog husbando
>>135874803
They weren't buffed, their elite version was.
>>135878025
>tfw no waterbed husbando
NICE JOB RUNNING INTO THE MIMIC CHEST
>>135878950
thanks anon
>>135878950
it's my job/ and i like it fine/ no one has a better job than mine.
Diz fucker right here is the first character i sat on the throne with,
his shield is fucking amazing vs bullshit spawn locations,
get boiling veins and rhino skin on this fucker and you are unstoppable.
>>135880024
crystals a girl...
>>135880024
>his
>>135880024
>Playing Crystal
>everGit Gud
>>135878950
>he says I tried to warn you
>doesn't type out any message until after the fact
Suuuuuuure.
>>135880390
i played crystal to unlock her b skin and get a gold weapon
dog is not for lewd
>>135884856
>
>>135884993
Oh dear god, i found my new main.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jl3iBbkwFM
>>135884856
horror's cute
This weekly is the tits I'm loving it
>>135889179
What is it
What if shotgun shoulders applied to all weapons
>>135889437
Crown of explosions, rouge, motherfuckin hyper launcher with a wrench on the first drop.
>>135886540
Wait till you hit Level Ultra with him.
>>135871167
>open mind
>eagle eyes
>extra feet
>impact wrists
I'm not watching shitters.
>inb4 b-but impact wr-wrists not a shit!!!
![[rejoicing internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/PqP9RFv.png "[rejoicing internally].png")
>>135890593
Crown of Destiny, had it since 1-1 because crown glitch
>game gives me Sledgehammer early on
>Energy Hammer Crystal Caves
>Shovel Frozen City
>memed Lil Hunter to death
>Lightning Hammer Labs
>oneshotting rad dogs because melee
>manage to regain control at Throne I, beat him
>Throne II stage corners me with beam spheres
I threw myself into the meme run, and I was rewarded.
What's the Why Not soundmod tracklist?
>>135829181
>Why hasn't Rami fixed this?
He's been overloaded because some guy on the steam forum sent him 300+ bug reports. I'm told that his response was that of a man who realized that he had fucked up immensely by entrusting much of the development to jw, who cannot code.
>>135891480
Here. Good thing I have this saved.
Dunno if it got updated or not, but the vast majority of these should be right.
>>135892052
Thanks bruv
>>135831132
Wrong. JW was entrusted to the bulk of the game's development during the early access cycle, which is why there's so much shit that's lazily done. Rami took over around update 95 or so, when they needed to clean the game up for the Sony Platform releases (he did the best he could, but he's not a miracle worker).
Rami's job during the development cycle was that of a marketer. JW handled the programming, he's the one that did the programming livestreams. Homeboy once spent 30 minutes during a stream looking at the code for dealing damage with Bolts because he was trying to figure out why it was dealing extra damage. One of the viewers pointed out the error, that he had specifically written it to do that. In modding Wasteland Kings, I learned that that code, and much of the stuff that's broken to this day, stemmed from that initial release.
Speaking of, I don't have anything new to show off right now. Have this instead.
>>135892052
Please make the 4-1 theme louder and replace the 5-1 theme.
>>135892254
You're welcome
>>135892498
I'm not the guy who made it. Just saved the changelist when it got posted.
>>135892052
We need a Y.V rap/trap soundmod
For when you just want to gun down some suns o bitches
>>135892303
>Regular people can program better than JW
>4chan posters can program better than JW
lel
You may only reply to this post if you have Melting's B-Skinand looped to get it
>>135894723
heyo
>>135894723
I didn't loop when I got melting B but I got the loop for Fish's B-skin without rhino skin or strong spirit, does that count
>>135894723
>>135895064
I'll allow it.
I'll probably never get Melting B skin
>>135894723
>>135894723
hell yeah my niggerapparently with bad mutations too
where the horror lewds
where the throne lewds
>>135899620
robot lewds when
what has more dps, super splinter or auto cross?
>>135899620
>>135900505
cuck off fuckle
>>135886540
how do i get good with yv
>suckle will never see me in skullgirls
Hey there /ntg/ I kinda like your game so do us at /feg/ a solid, we need to die
Head on down to >>135875907 and raise a little nuclear hell
FLÄSHYN
>>135901179
fuck off
>>135901179
fuck off
>>135901246
>>135901287
Fuck off
>>135899620
helloyes
what u need
>>135900896
I don't know desu since i unlocked him recently myself, crossbow seems to be good on him for dealing with dangerous big shit since he reloads it faster and you can double shoot with it.
Laser guns are good on everyone(?),
also minigun is great but you won't have enough ammo to go crazy with it like steroids does.
>>135900742
>>135901246
>>135901287
>>135901382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4NR-fpxn0
>>135901689
give us horror butt my man
>>135902091
i'll give you a dead general
>>135902091
>>135903757
i already did dude>>135858910
how do i get into colors
>>135904067
just keep practicingyou're already better than me and ive been drawing for 8 years
ignore this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T024I5yP1xit's a fact
>>135838610
>being from the least coast
>>135905208
nice senpai
>>135905208
screamer dont klick
>>135906157
what did i just say
>>135905428
>being from a flyover state/commiefornia
>>135906320
flashyn
>>135906841
>coastal state
>flyover
u wot
>>135902091
Speaking of horror's amazing ass, how do I git gud at playing horror?
Should I just try to go cursed caves every so often to get more rads for throne butt?
>>135908675
acquire profession
>>135908675
don't use his active unless it's to save your life or to get damage out faster on very high health enemies until you loop, then use it wildly
make sure you already hatch a plan for your loadout early on so you can pick appropriate mutations, really helps to make sure you get the best of the bunch from his passive
everything will be okay
>>135913609
dont lie to me
>tfw just DLed NT for myMac
how bad did i fuck up?
>2-1 L1
>cluster of enemies at chokepoint start spamming red ball projectiles down hallway so fast I can't even reflect them fast enough to get through
>laser crystals also spamming down hallway from range so I'm essentially stuck in one spot
>I can't see shit
>get flooded by multiple IDPD elites and die.
gg crown of blood never
It's not fair it's not right there's no reason for it do die, the general
>>135915261
That moment was the perfect storm of bullshit. Enough enemies to be considered a serious threat, but not enough to triggered fingers spam through them.
>have Mac
>haveWii U Pro Controller
>DL Steam
>DL Nuclear Throne
>DL necessary hardware
>controller only works for changing direction, nothing else
I am destined to never be able to use B Skins
>>135917714
Did you turn on controller configuration in the options menu?
>>135918384
Steam Menu or NT Menu?
>using controller for nt
noooooo
Midnight doodle requests?
>>135919548
yv sleeping on a bed of money
>>135919548
Lil Hunter being cute.
>>135919548
an edit of "I am growing stronger" with Plant that says
>Plant with Extra Feet
"I am growing/going faster"
>big bandit spawns
>swing once with sledge right when he enters
>multi hits
>instakill
>boss theme won't stop playing and overlaps other music
>turn off music volume
>it's still playing
I died at labs from an explo freak charging me out of fucking nowhere. I'm not even that upset that I died, that stupid big bandit theme was getting to me bad.
>>135923184
Something similar happens to me with the scrapyard, some sound effect keeps buzzing throughout the rest of my run and it really throws me off.
I love Chicken!
robot
>>135924770
robot
>>135926304
robot
>>135926474
robot
>>135926569
robot
HONESTLY FUCK ROGUE
THE CLOSEST I GOT WAS 7-1 AND THANKS TO THE FUCKING IDPD THAT ALREADY SPAWNS THERE AND THEN THE PASSIVE IDPD COMPLETELY FUCKED ME OVER NOT TO MENTION THE GODDAMN EXPLODING FAGGOTS AND RAD DOG'S RADICAL KNOTS
FUCK
>>135894723
Eyo.
And took Detachment like a dummy and still got no health mutations.
>>135928026
git gud
>>135928026
Keep trying brah.
>>135928450
>>135928234
Thanks fags, I will
>Just did a fuck ton of steroids run
>Play someone else
>Pick up a laser cannon
>Keep trying to hold down to auto fire
>To my surprise the laser cannon does auto fire
...How did I not know this till now?
>>135928026
Use a strike on the wall when you enter the palace if shit's too much to handle.
>>135929442
>Play a good Steroids run
>Play anyone else
>die because my offhand melee weapon didn't swing when I hit right click
every single fucking time.
>>135935245you first
>>135824830
Robot is the best character
>>135918871
>using controller
noooooo
>>135932663
You ate your thing and made it useful. Shush
>>135935632
I wanna feedrobot
FHÖ'FAASHYN Ä"ONE"
>>135936978
>TH'I "ONE"
>TH'I "IMAGE"
fh-fhö'faashyn?
>>135937083
two
i want to watch movies with chickenwhile she makes me be her seat and rides me cowgirl
I now have every B skin, hooly fuck. Ultra mutant gets closer by the day. Good night everyone!
>>135939957
That's a bit weird man
>>135944457
wwhy is it sideways
>>135945637
I live at the equator
Holy shit, forget bullet meme...
>>135948251
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANNA PLAY AS BUFF GATOR TOO
>>135948416
i could quick upload my progress, but it ain't pretty.
you awake, monspace font anon?.
>>135940237
Good luck with skeleton though
>>135948620
>>135948416
should I?
>>135950451
Well this place is pretty much dead but maybe people will see it later, go ahead if you wanna.
>>135950451
No, we can wait for the full texture pack.
I want art of a giant rebel
Update when
General merging when?
>>135948620
>monspace font anon
You mean me?
Why so little jelly bean fan art?
>when a salamander flames when you go through a portal, causing the sound to stay throughout the fucking run until another one makes flames or you die
Fucking hate this bug.
>>135959884
>big bandit
>hit him with a sledgehammer as he spawns
>his theme plays for the entire fucking run until 1-3 L1
>>135960282
>be Rami Islami
>see JW's code
>vomit
>try to clean it up
>JW off doing sjw bullshit
>>135960282
does it stop when you go to 1-3 again? That would've been quite the motivator for me this run >>135923184
>>135960514
get fucked boy
>Die barely outside of necromancer respawn circle
>Cry.
>>135962652
>Die inside of circle
>Become skeletal
>Die again immediately after from freaks
Fuck this shit
>>135960514
isn't rami the hardcore sjw? the other guy seems pretty chill
>>135963928
Yea
>>135963136
>why to always go for long arms, trigger fingers, and shovel
>>135964464
>why to see that you don't carry over mutations
>>135964613
fug, i forgot they fixed that.
still, grab shovel
>>135961228
Yes, that's why I said 1-3 L1.
anyone have an instrumental king's and queen's of the wasteland
What are some good mutation combinations for YZ?
I like him because his passive is fast and he can easily get an energy sword once you get his ultra.
>>135966093how do I widescreen
>>135966783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZfOfhy0xjA
>>135967351
Widescreen is more fun, though.
>>135967909
it is cheating
>>135967963
>>135967909
As long as you aren't competing against someone else, it isn't cheating.
Also, I think I've been getting better at Nuclear Throne. I've been able to get into the first loops 4 times in the past 5 days. I keep dying though in the Crystal Caves because of those red explody guys that rush at you.
>>135968207
>it isn't cheating.
No it's still cheating
>>135968207
it provides a larger field of view making you perform better than normal, hence it's cheating because it makes the game easier.
>>135967963
>>135968334
>>135968482
It's more fun, though.
Prove me wrong.
>>135968553
It makes the game less challenging, what's the fun in that
>>135968748
So by taking any mutation and taking any weapon you're making the game less fun, because you're making the game less challenging.
>>135968553
Can't because it's about your shit taste.
It's cheating, and when you use it and get called a cheater, you can't complain about it.
>>135968842
no because that is implemented naturally into the game, you have to fuck with hex strings to enable widescreen.
>>135968963
It still makes the game less challenging, if it's in-game or not.
>>135969092
Are you really this retarded? Mutations are in the game naturally and you have to think carefully about your choice and how they will synergise and work together. Widescreen extends your field of vision for nothing, it is not something you can get without fucking with your data.win.
>>135969092
You are a fucking idiot
>>135969453
They still make the game less challenging, no matter how much you say against it.
You can very much loop without any mutations and just a revolver, is that fun?
>>135969604
ITS ABOUT HOW YOU CANT GET WIDESCREEN NORMALY YOU FUCKING IDIOT, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE
>>135969827
>being this mad over someone having more fun than you
>>135969968
>>135967963
>>135968482
>>135968748
>>135968843
>>135969092
>>135969604
Caring about cheating in a single player game
As long as you're not doing weekly and daily who cares? Not like there aren't people who do that already thoughI'm not gonna bother with it I assumed it would be as easy as looping
Normally I playing on a 4:3 monitor anyways so I just want to try
>>135928026
I.D.P.D ain't got shit on nuthing, just spray at their spawn portal and watch bodies fly.
>>135973413
have fun with shielders
>>135973765
Lazer rifle son, reflect that shit.
Also isn't there a small window when they can't shield just when they spawn?
>>135973874
this is implying I have gamma guts, which always ends up appearing with other more important mutations
>>135973874
No, once when I spammed my double minigun right as they came out of a van they immediately shielded.
>>135974382
shielders shield has lag before it actually starts shielding. you have nobody to blame but yourself
>>135974382
What about portals? i haven't seen them shield anything straight out of portal, have i had assloads of luck or?
fish can eat weapons
guns that vests it
Nothing personal buddy just stepping on top of you.
IT'S THE
>>135978891
END OF THIS GENERAL
