Literally unbeatable edition
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own sans.
Ruins: >>135803353
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
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-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
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-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
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-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
-Straw Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168
>>135819429
More like literally beaten edition
sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY
I want a hug
Marrying the goat!
nerd(ier) fish
nth for father son bonding
>>135819514
Broke em? Darn near killed em!
>>135819581i usually dislike lizard but goddamn i wanna nut on her through that boob window
Reminder that all of you need to be woshed and this thread in particular
>>135819612
hugs comin right up
>>135819612
>>135819617
>>135819429
>Literally unbeatable edition
tougher then a burnt cookie
>>135819685
I wanna squeeze them and hope they make a honking noise.
>>135819738
>you will never save Gaster from being murdered by Alphys
>>135819732
best momster
>>135819621
Alphys got it bad. Even the nerd shtick is done better by other characters.
>>135819731
>>135819612
>>135819818
>worst mom
fixed
>>135819738
fucking tumblr self-insert
>ooh look i got a musclewaifu who loves anime too much and doesn't want me to change
>>135819763
thats... cute
>>135819772
He had it coming
Who is best character and why is ityour favorite?
>>135819903
Fucking awesome. I want more smug, condescending Gaster.
>>135819916
Because i just want to hug it and not fuck it.
>>135819903
I will now always imagine Gaster with a posh British accent
>>135819834
Alphys character traits
>depressed
Asgore does it better
>scienceyness
Sans does it better
>weebness
Undyne does it better
Poor Alphys
>>135819916
Because he's literally unbeatable
>>135819693
Thanks Woshua. I feel less of a degenerate already.
>>135820016
What about self-hate?
>>135819903
where is this from
>>135819634
In the same vein that Toriel tried to fill the void in her life by replacing her kids with other fallen humans, Asgore replaces his kids with gardening. Flowey is not a stretch for him and he's probably pretty ok with it.
>>135820058
Both Chara, Asriel and Asgore do that better
>>135820058I do it better
Who would binge-riff? Papyrus or Sans?
>>135820016
>Relatability
>>135820016
In the general opinion of the fandom, yeah
If I weren't a lizardfag, I would be impressed with how a character that does literally nothing with science in-game and a character that doesn't exist outnumber the actual scientist a thousand to one in fan stuff
>>135820058
Flowey?
>>135820092
>>135820097
This.
>>135819916
Because hes a sad dad that I want to make happy anyway I could.
Alright /utg/ give me comfy songs.
Just do it!I fucking double dare you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9MZyK-V79M
>>135819916
Toriel. She has her down sides and lacked anything resembling an arc, but on traits alone she's just very sweet. Sometimes certain stuff like that can just speak to you. Same reason Asgore's a close second.
Also, she's just a big fuckin' cutie. I mean, c'mon. Just want to snuggle up and hold her. idk
>>135820092
>Chara
>self-hate
nice headcanon
>>135820082
http://goinggoose.tumblr.com/post/141343044585/it-was-alphys-with-the-lead-pipe-in-the-core-old
>>135820102
Papyrus probably. Sans just wouldn't care.
>>135820214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjeNDLuVHM
>>135820214
Persona has such a great soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1XrmSGJQE
>>135820243
cool
>>135819916
Papyrus, because he's nice, encouraging and optimistic.
>>135817106
I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully it'll get better for you!
>>135817165
Frick cannot stop, the timeline depends on it!
>>135817232
>>135819321
Good to hear, both of you! I'm doing alright, had a good night's sleep and after some cleaning I hope to do writing for most of the day.
>tfw I took the effort to reconnect with friends I haven't talked to in months today and i'm going to go meet up and hangout with them tomorrow
How has your day been going /utg/?
![629410_5850862[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ht0j76N.jpg "629410_5850862[1].jpg")
Fish?
Fish.
>>135820214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOl7qeEiM6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90PApQT6kg
well, theyre comfy to me
>>135820058
Asriel/Flowey beat her out on that.
>>135819731
>>135819748
>>135819835
Thank you so much. I really appreciate you guys.
I haven't had the most pleasant week, but you guys made me feel better.
Thank you!
>>135820214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NC6GATDkcw
>>135820428
i hope things are a little better for you next week anon
good luck
>tfw not gay
it hurts
>>135819916
>Papyrus
He's a sweetheart who always tries his best, even when he's upset he never lets it consume him and wants to make other people feel happy too. He's also got a knack for the silliest jokes and never gives up.
>>135819916
Because she's one of the smartest and most compassionate people in the game, but she gets herself stuck in a bad situation and doesn't know how to deal and things spiral out of control horribly as her flaws lead her to make bad decisions, and that makes for an interesting character
Being a cute lizard also helps
Reminder that Sans' smile never changes once in the game, only his eye expressions do. Art containing Sans with a sad mouth expression or anything that isn't a smile are immediately shit.
>>135820606
literally Asgore
![large[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zzomWBj.jpg "large[2].jpg")
Also yet more fish.
>>135820407
Reminds me of a female troll from wow too much.
>>135820363
Pretty good. After some morning exercise I changed my sheets and vacuumed and ate good breakfast. Now I'm lazing around.
>>135819916
Flowey.Once I was a bright-eyed kid wanting to do great things but bad shit happened and now I'm browsing Polynesian henna tattoo boards snickering at all the bad shit that happens to people.And I'd totally cower in fear if I met someone with my personality, only more intense in real life.
>>135820648
>Asgore
>smart
I love the big guy but being clever isn't one of his strong suits
>>135820692
right, I missed that one
>>135820671
>wow trolls
>not hot
get the fuck out
>>135820261
>>135820276
>>135820420
>>135820492
Thanks anons. Yeah Persona has some nice songs but that velvet room song gets kinda irritating after a while. 30 minutes is way too much.
![e507bab57464a191f902da3353ac2b6c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WkGwoqb.jpg "e507bab57464a191f902da3353ac2b6c[1].jpg")
>>135820261
This is some quality levels of comfy right here.
>>135820648
Asgore is canonically pretty dumb though, pretty much explicitly stated in-game when Gerson talks about Toriel being the one who really ran things before she left.
He is super compassionate though, yeah. Dude threw away everything to try to give his people hope, even when it literally destroyed him emotionally.
They're pretty similar characters overall.
![6f4d8145bc1ba8d3f22702f54d3b2aba[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iFLeoWL.png "6f4d8145bc1ba8d3f22702f54d3b2aba[1].png")
Poor Alphys, everything she does is done by someone better, eve if you ignore the Sans stuff Gaster is still the better scientist
>>135820538
It's ok anon.
Look here >>135820662
>>135820913
Who?
>>135820913
Gaster got himself erased from existence
Alphys created interdimensional storage that is safe and accessible from a cellphone
>>135821010
And a warm fridge! Nobody remembers the warm fridge!
>>135820754
Why are his swimming pants so lewd!
>>135821072
because those who wear them are really feeling it!
>>135820857
>>135821072
Never mind. It's a diddler artist.
>>135821062
And the jetpack phone.
>>135821010
Gaster created the core aka the single source of power for the whole underground as well as the DT machine that allowed determination to be extracted and what led to the barrier breaking
>>135820723
Never said they can't be hot. I just said that Undyne looks too much like a troll and not like Undyne.
>>135821162
And a bed that folds together into an easy to draw cube!
>>135819834
Not really. Just because Undyne is a pretty nerd it doesn't actually make her a better nerd. Alphys is an actual nerd.
>>135821253
Oh so that's where all the fishfags went
>>135821320
>undyne whose nerdyness literally allows her to undergo a transformation in order to protect the hopes and dreams of her people
>not a better nerd then Alphys who has such shit taste that she thinks mew mew kissy 2 wasn't better then 1
yeah no
The ____ is ____! [upper case]____!
>>135819617
>The goat is a mormon and marries all anons at the same time.
>>135819597
What's with this video getting posted all the time? I mean it's kinda cute but it's basically the same animation over and over on Muffets part. I really wish people would animate her doing an actual synchronized dance with the other spiders.
>>135821332
They were always just too straight for this gay general.
>>135821450
>fishfags
>straight
nice one
>>135821431crocodiletearsdeadDEAD
>>135821551
r.i.p
>>135821431
The spider is cute! CUTE!
>>135821531
I mean you're not wrong
>>135820745
SMT4 has the best OST(s).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDsDYCI3fyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG22JL4RRTI
What are you all listening to?
https://youtu.be/3Ba_WoSZXvw
I like the way she sings
>>135822057
>listening to music
look at this stupid nerd.
>>135822057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIyJjoAFbxY
>>135821431
big skeleton
perfect
>>135821431
The scattyshotagotebro is sexfiend! SEXFIEND!
Fish
>>135821218
To be fair, given how old the Core is, Gaster had a lot of years on Alphys, and actual assistants working with him.
And whether or not Gaster designed the DT Extractor, Alphys was the one who built it, used it, and did the actual DT experiments.
Honestly though I like them both and wish we got more mentor/student stuff with them. Gaster being a better scientist doesn't annoy me so much as Alphys basically being erased from existence in so much fan stuff.
>>135822057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOJ91H4mraU
im listening to this as i write porn
im your living legacy
>>135822057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTc-wCchWc
Feeling that cyberpunk vibe
![tumblr_nz3l8ujjwy1tm7sako1_r2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhKS4av.jpg "tumblr_nz3l8ujjwy1tm7sako1_r2_1280[1].jpg")
What is this ship?
>>135822441
Godspeed frick.
>>135822505
I believe that's the USS Haven't Seen That Shit Before.
>>135822441spitroastingmagicdildos
>>135821431
The catte is lovely! LOVELY!
>>135822505
Muffgore or something
>>135822552
>people still don't know that Asgore is shipped with literally everyone but Frisk and Chara
>>135822505
Inferior.
>>135822578vibratingprecum
>>135822505
well they both like tea parties don't they?good colors on this pic too
What if Problem Sleuth fell into the Underground
>>135822634
Undertale would be a better game
>>135822612
true
What are your thoughts on this AU, everyone?
http://imgur.com/a/KTGwj
>>135822057
AH off topic #9
>>135822728
>>135822729
It'd be an interesting fight.
>>135822729
On one hand it replaces my favorite, on the other hand its with my second favorite.
It's okay
I'll leave this here.
>>135822057
>>135822004
Yeah those SMT4 songs are pretty good.
>>135822630
Oh right, I didn't make that connection. Also, is Asgore rich?
>>135822923
Well he is a king
>>135822870
>>135822817
I'll agree with that.
>>135822845
Oh awesome. My two favorites are Asgore and Pap as well.
>>135822627
what
Would you still love your fave Undertale if they wet their pants at school and you had to leave work to get them a fresh pair and when you got there they were embarrassed, ashamed and practically in tears
>>135822960
A king can go bankrupt.
>>135823019
They use gold as currency anon
>>135823006
Yes, the more pathetic she is the more I love her.
>>135823006
>Skeleton
>Pissing himself
K
Also
>Stop loving someone because they had an accident at school
You'd have to be a special kind of asshole to do that.
>>135822993
great taste
>>135823006
yes
>>135823006
>omega flowey
nah i wouldn't mind. i don't have any god size clothes though
>>135822923
i'd say at leas richer than the average monster but maybe not a great amount more. even if he's not rich he strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't spend much on luxury.now i ain't saying she's a gold digger...
Taking drawing requests
>>135823079
So did Musa of Mali.
>>135823249
Snowdrake kicking Sans in the gut
>>135823249
Nice things happening to Burgerpants
>>135823249
Asgore giving Pap a shoulder ride!
>>135823249
Tacticool Undertale
The Royal guard maybe?
>>135823249
lesser dog playing fetch
>>135823249
Captain Toriel from Storyshift?
>>135823249
Chara dressed as Absol.
>>135823249
second
>>135823325
>>135823319
Burgerpants get back to work
>>135822409
>Gaster being a better scientist doesn't annoy me so much as Alphys basically being erased from existence in so much fan stuff.
>erased from existence
the ironing
>>135823249
Requesting Toriel catching Asriel smoking in his god of hyperdeath form, getting furious and slapping him back into normal shota mode and telling him off for trying to be cool.
>>135823178
Have you ever seen the comic where Asgore comes to snowdin dressed as Santa and Pap is really happy about it?
>>135823249
>Tfw a million ideas in case this happens. Can't remember any of them when it does.
Uhh! uhh! Frisk playing baseball with Asriel!
>>135823249
This, but with Gote
>>135823432
Is there an AU where Alphys is the former Royal scientist?
i don't understand sex
how exactly do you put a dick in there without hurting yourself
i mean, it's just not an intuitive procedure
>>135823249
Shyren hugging a pillow with Napstablook's face drawn on it
>>135823249
kid asriel trying to put on asgore's big crown!
>>135823471
This one or a different one?
>>135823512
get your dick really hard and push it in
it always hurts a tiny bit, or actually quite a bit if you're taking it in the ass, but there are other feelings that go along with that, hot/lewd/nice ones
being scratched sounds bad but in the heat of the moment it can be hot, never been bitten though
>>135823512
What kind of sex and where are you sticking your dick? This is important knowledge anon. The most important thing is lubrication. Vaginas produce it on their own but putting anal sex requires cleaning and lubing and preferably someone who can relax their butt so it doesn't hurt either participant.
>>135823512
You don't, It actually hurts very much all the time, that's why people scream so much when they do it.
>>135823605
>>135823620
also this
though it still can hurt even with proper preperation, though it depends what you mean by 'hurt'
>>135823394
Burgerpants deserves nice things happening to himevery once in a while.
>>135823571
That's the one! I love it. Thanks for the whole image.
>>135823571
Oh man, he put the jacket and scarf on Papyrus that Undyne wears later on after her house burned down.
>>135823678
where is this from
>>135823678
I was going to ask for some context, but then I read the file name
>>135823678
What's the context?
>>135823703
No problem
>>135823710
Huh I didn't even see that. nice
>>135823732
>>135823742
Like what is it referencing? No idea I stitched it like 3 months ago but I have no idea what its about
>>135823646
>>135823620
>>135823605
but doesn't your dick snap off when it's stuck in something
How do we help Asgore, /utg/?
>>135823809
Yes, that happens fairly often. Depending on how it snapped it wil fix itself again in a few days or you have to grow a new one.
>>135823809
i mean, you'd have to going at something real fucking hard and then slip/fall over in some weird awkward fashion
even then, your dick would probably just slip out of something if it got in there in the first place
>>135823764
no
where did you get it from
>>135823809
>>135823851
>>135823857
that can actually happen btw
your dick can 'snap' while erect
>>135823512
It hurts less the more regularly you do it, to the point where there isn't much or any discomfort. Its the same principle as running or lifting or stretching, the more regularly you do it the more stuff you can do before you hurt yourself.
>>135823835
become his new wife of coursealso its a video game with a vague ending so everything that happens after TP is up to headcanon anyways
>>135823884
No idea it was like three months ago
>>135823929
Want me to post a webm of it?
>>135823948
>>135823512
a big part of it comes down to stretching muscles that you don't usually stretch
if you do exercises to increase flexibility, you can move in ways that you usually wouldn't be able to without significant pain
if you stretch out the muscles of an orifice whilst also making sure those muscles are trained and strong, you can put things into it that you can't usually with less pain
>>135822592
>doesn't know about the rapey Chasgore stuff
>>135823987
NoBad memories
>>135824039
I'm aware of it but I don't really count that as a ship because fuck off pedos
>>135823484
No real AUs, though I've seen a few images of voided Alphys here and there
Found this while browsing gamedevin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J010XsV8mDE
the blasters pull blocks down, but it doesn't look like it actually makes it any harder
The sanctity of this place has been fouled.
>>135824081
..........I wish to hug you.
>>135819638
chara's hands
>>135824119
>implying /utg/ was ever a sanctuary
>>135824165
...okay then
>>135824119
Let's wosh it to build a better place.
>>135824081
yeah, it makes me want to hurt things when I see it.
i think that's why i hate most of chara and frisks ships except with each other and asriel and monster kid.
they're kids. don't be pedos and just let the kids have sappy tween romance.
>>135824119
>/utg/
>sanctity
>>135824246
agreed
>>135824119
I want to foul the sanctity of Anon's ass!
Pooping your pants!
Putting the poop in Asriel's briefs while he's not looking so he thinks he pooped his pants!
Comforting Asriel and telling him it's perfectly fine!
Asriel falling in love with you!
>>135824246
>don't be pedos
>gets his rocks off by seeing little kids make out with ceach other
>>135824367
yes
>>135824367
stop being a pedo
>>135824240
>>135824246
WHERE WERE YOU TWO YESTERDAY WHEN ALL THE PEDOS WERE POSTING?!
>>135824367
i don't jerk it to that stuff.
i like pictures where the three kids are all happy and alive.though deep down, i like flowey more than asriel.
>>135819612
>>135819731
>>135819835
>>135820428
>>135820520
>>135819748Hugsfor all anon!
>>135824428
If it was around this time, sleeping otherwise probably watching daredevil
chara and frisk are girls and spend all day every day fucking in their room
asriel is dead
toriel will never have any grandchildren
>getting upset about pedophilia on 4chan
>>135824506
...Oh. Well it was pretty sickening. Made me want to bleach my eyes.
>>135824496
DO NOT
>>135824631
I WANT TO EAT OUT THE GOAT MOM
>>135824591
Oh well whats done is done, time for comfy Papyrus postingI don't know why this picture exists
>>135824631
I WANT TO WOSH THIS ANON
>>135824606UNHUGGING
>>135824631
>>135824543
>>135824751
That reaction image is one of the best things to come out of these threads.
>>135824697
>>135824631
I want to eat out Chara
>>135824714
I can get along with that.Pap being extra fab I guess.
>>135824868
>>135824838
Woshing would be too good for you.
>>135824832
>mfw I can tell what direction this thread is taking and I'm ready to nope the fuck out of here
>>135824918
I want to wosh Chara's puss puss with my mouth
>>135824961
Nothing wrong with Papyrus posting anon
>>135825005
Woshing isn't enough.
>>135824898
Now that's a cute one!
>>135824918
Woshua is a real hero!
>>135823325
>>135825062
I bet she tastes sweet, like chocolate and cherries
>>135825168
CUTE
>>135825192
Time to wosh all anons
>>135825047
I meant what's going on besides Pap posting.
>>135825168
OHMYGOSH I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
>sans will never make you blue
why even live
>>135823689
It's hard not to imagine nice things eventually happening to him when my headcanon voice for him is:WELCOME TO MTT-BRAND BURGER EMPORIUM, HOME OF THE MTT-BRAND BURGER, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
>>135825271
Whelp goodnight, /utg/ This was a lot more fun than usual! Sleep well everyone!Except for you, Bob. I hate you, Bob.
>>135825485
night pap poster
>>135825485
GOOD NIGHT, HUMAN! MAY YOU HAVE SWEET DREAMS OF GLORY AND SPAGHETTI!
>go to bed at 5 am
>wake up at 2 pm
>not tired until 4 am
>get to bed a 5 am
Its an endless cycle help!
>>135825902
That's my problem exactly so same
>>135825902
why not go to bed earlier
>>135825902
I know exactly what you're talking about. Except I fall to sleep around 9 AM and I have to work at 12. I've gotten myself into a pickle.
>>135826057
>not tired
>>135825902
same shit here, you're not alone anon
>>135826057
>going to bed when not tired
>staying awake in bed
>where your own thoughts can haunt you the best
>>135826140
if you're not just baiting, it's not really that simple. if you're used to staying up late and waking late, it's damn near impossible to go to bed early.
don't know about you guys but when i don't transition slowly into early sleep i kind of just lay there uncomfortable wishing i would sleep already.
>>135825902
Somehow I recently managed to finally get my proper sleeping schedule back! I actually wake up in the morning on my own by now, don't know how I did it though.
>>135826170
you accidentally fall asleep eventually
i also like thoughts while in bed
>>135823370
>>135825206
thanks anon !
>>135825271
I'm glad you like it
>>135826234
nicely done anon, be sure to keep it consistent though
>>135823370
Aha I misread that as abvol
>>135826282
Yessss, thank you, mate!
