old
>>135776379
eyosongive.us
Identifying Cheese edition
xth for I want twitchfag to stop posting
Teemo is the most action packed champion in the game!
Teemo is the best champion!
Post:
>Main
>Favorite lane
>Favorite skin
>Favorite memesports player
>A secret
>>135804491
>SFW twitch OP image
I can dig it.
>>135804083
What Ghost-type Pokemon are you?
>>135804673
2 of his skills barely even do anything. how is that action packed?
My waifu harem.
>sex king just raped me last game
>someone on my team just picked him
this means he'll feed to his heart content right?
What makes fiddlesticks so bad
>game winning kayle ult that saves luc and lets him ace to push the nexus
Reposting because new thread
>>135799606
>Hydra, BT, BC, and Ghostblade
>Still no damage
That's 326~377 damage per attack (407~471 with your passive up). They probably just stacked armor against you. With a full Q/AA combo chain you're looking at about 1614 damage before armor (which applies to all 6 hits separately), which may or may not kill most ADCs depending on how lategame you are and how fed they got in lane.
I wish I knew what to tell you, but honestly Riven feels pretty underwhelming right now despite only being a couple of points shy of Poppy in the numbers department. It's probably the fault of her bleh ratios.
Best girl.
Best breasts.
Best wife.
I love Lissandra!
>>135804779
>Shen
>Top
>Nutcracko
>Ocelote/Saintvicious
>I actually consider everyone in lolg my friend despite not knowing them irl
xth for hoping your mage updates don't leave your favorite midlaner too shitty
>>135804856
>Concussive doesn't have it's rad as shit helmet
>>135804874
Lack of numbers, mostly
>>135804779
>Main
Azir
>Favorite lane
Middle
>Favorite skin
Gravelord
>Favorite memesports player
Hai
>A secretI sometimes think of frequent /lolg/ posters as people to talk to about random shit.or serious shit in my life
>>135804874
>No mobility
>Team dependant
>Slow as fuck clears
>Can't lane
>Countered by ignite
>>135804962
>Vel is up for changes
I am filled with nothing but fear.
>Fid is not
I am filled with nothing but rage.
>>135804779
ekko
everything except bot is fun
forecast janna
memeosi still unironically watch and enjoy youtube poops
What champions stand out from the others as not just being clones?
Things like singed, heim, etc
>>135805061
to a lesser extent now, but still a huge problem
>steal his blue and he might as well afk
>>135804891
>Breasts
Where?
>>135804790
GHOST TYPES ARE BEST
>>135805041
I actually have a special place in my heart for azir poster because he seems like a cool nice guy to share a drink with.
>>135804779
>Leona
>Bot
>Snow Day Bard
>Rush
>I sucked the dick of a dude I met on an online forum when I was in college. It's been my only homosexual encounter and I don't plan on having that change.
>>135805164
My nigga (also ttar is best)
>>135804779
>Poppy
>Jungle/Support
>Debonair Ezreal
>Used to enjoy Froggen back in the day but honestly haven't kept up with esports since Taipei took Worlds, which both feels like a decade ago and like last week.
>I routinely have to remind myself that despite how interesting it is to work on balance stuff for the game and how much of a blast it was working with Xyph on the S3 Item Rework, turning down the permanent job at Riot was a smart idea in the long term.
>>135804779
Vel'koz
Used to be mid but honestly in this meta I am preferring top and support.
Omega Squad Teemo
I don't watch esports lolAll of my friends are sjw's, and none of them know about my massive porn collection. They must never know
What posters here would you dodge immediately from in Ranked if they were on your team if you were looking to win?
>>135805445
Anyone
>>135805164
My favorite ghost is Dusknoir
Giratina and Golurk are tied afterGengar is badass though. I'm pretty sure he's the only Gen 1 pokemon that's remained viable since the originals too, fun fact if you're into competitive.
>>135805243
You warm my heart. Thank you.And your nic cage is neato.
>>135805320Empoleon is my bro. Penguins are god-tier and a water/steel type is just perfect.
>>135804779
>Main
I used to main thresh, i was really good at him. Then i stopped and just play whatever now
>Favorite lane
mid > jg > all others
>Favorite skin
Used to be deep terror thresh, now idk. Slay belle Katarina probably
>Favorite memesports player
Captain Jack or Faker
>A secret
The games stopped being fun for me, I doubt it will become fun again
>>135805445
>Looking for a win
>in League
>Actually seeking out victory actively instead of just playing your best and letting victory be a side effect.
Now let's not get crazy here.
>>135805506
competitive pokemon has to be the worst esport, seriously if you thought lol's meta was bad...
>>135805243
I'd give him a blow job so radical itmakes him into a communisttbhonest famciom.
>>135805152
Kog'maw was pretty cool at first. I enjoyed Ziggs design a lot too, but he didn't feel unique in the right ways. He was a mad bomber sure, but after his nerfs he became more, "you are mad to be playing him" bomber.
>>135805342
>Not wanting a perma job doing something you love
Anon that just sounds obsurde. I agree Riot seems to be a mad house, but that just makes it seem more fun to work at. Think of all the retarded shit you could get away with?
>>135805506
Best part of Gengar is the fact the big cutie is like 5'5. He's taller then Charizard I think.
>>135804779
>>Sion
>>Top
>>Hillbilly Gragas (cheap and good)
>>don't watch enough to remember names
>>i'm bad at vidja but all my friends think im good
>>135805506
My favorite ghost is Banette.
That nigga is cute.
>>135804779
>poppy
>top
>snow day bard, its just so comfy bruh
>sneaky/meteos combo
>I used to play pokemon competitively and was actually good at it
>>135805041
Emp is also in my top 5 favorites.
Gengar
Ttar
Emp
Jolteon
Whimsicott
>>135805506
>I'm pretty sure he's the only Gen 1 pokemon that's remained viable since the originals too, fun fact if you're into competitive.
RIP Starmie
QAQ Flexi : ...
QAQ Flexi : ni shi zhen de ye sheng wei me
YYYYshengfei : ????
QAQ Flexi : wo ren shi yi ge ye sheng wei ...
YYYYshengfei : bu shi wo \
what does this mean
>135804779
>Main
Vel'Koz
>Favorite lane
Mid
>Favorite skin
Pool Graves
>Favorite memesports player
N/A
>A secretI have a box full of gay doujins and toys stashed in my closet.
>>135805623
>What is Magic The Gathering
>>135804779
>Main
Skarner
>Favourite lane
Jungle
>Favourite skin
DJ Sona / Infernal Nasus.
>Favourite memesports playerAdmiralbulldog. I know, I'm a whore.
>A secretIf it wasn't for my various paraphilias bringing me such perverted joy, I'd likely be suicidal rather than just severely depressed.
>>135805623
WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE WEATHER STALL EVERY GODDAMN TEAM? ARE YOU SCRUB????
smogonbabs????
>>135804779
>Shyvana
>Jungle, but I like top as well
>Mecha Kha'Zix
>Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana
>I really wish there was some way that I could be a girl without having to cut my dick off and going through surgeries and medications. Sadly, there's no magic way to do that, and I'm stuck as a guy.
>>135805631
At the time it was looking like Riot was going to tank hard in a year or two. Additionally, they wanted me to move cross-country on my own time and dime, of which I frankly didn't have much of either at the time.
If I got the offer again these days, I might consider it, but back then it definitely wasn't going to work out in the long run.
>>135804779
>Main(s)
Brand/Rek'sai/Jayce
>Favorite lane
Jungle
>Favorite skin(s)
Vandal Brand/Eternum Rek'sai/Full Metal Jayce
>Favorite memesports player
Dunno
>A secret
I like to sniff a stuffed animal i got when i was a child, it soothes me.
>>135804779
>main
idk
>lane
idk
>skin
???
>player
Chaox
>secret
well it wouldnt be a secret if I told you now would it
>>135804817
tfw people walk in to your well placed mines...
Michael Bay with green explosions
>>135805828
>you'll never be a cute girl and make love to other cute girls
why even live?
>tfw you're not slutty fox's bae
Why even live
Blitz top - AD or AP?
>>135805320
Good taste senpai. I used to use him until gen 5 when Chandelure and Galvantula came out, I still do competitively sometimes.
>>135805506
He's been OU every gen because Ken Sugimori's favorite.
>tfw gen 6 makes him literally the most broken monster of all
>>135805631
off the top of my head I think he's 4'11 and 89 pounds.
BOY ITS COOL THAT GENGAR RHYMES WITH RENGAR, A LEAGUE CHAMP. THEY BOTH GO INVIS AND RIP YOUR BOIPUSSY OPEN.
>>135805702
>Hating on MtG
Anon please don't do this to me. That was the best part of my day. Really the only good one.
>>135805895
>I like to sniff a stuffed animal i got when i was a child, it soothes me.
Well I just aww'ed.
>>135805154
on her chest
>>135805506
>dragonite
>vaporeon
>clefable
>CHARIZARD
>>135805828
But cabbage, you're already a female. Don't you have some citrus girls to kidnap or something?
>>135805702
mtg is a card game, not an esport.
If you're going to include card games you can't skip yugioh. Loving monarchs every game. Drulers marked a new era of cancer
>>135805815
the grind to get a good team is awfully awful. Glad i got traded a perfect EV japanese ditto, makes it easy
>>135805623
EARTHQUAKE MADAFAKA
>>135805689
just respond to any chink talk with "ni shi SB"
they'll consider you one of their own
>>135805984
>Chest
Where?
>>135805949
Did that nigger get banned again?
>>135805689
that you're probably on the wrong server
>>135805702
I haven't ever played Magic seriously, but competitive Pokemon is fucking terrible. It's basically like poker in terms of skill influence in that the best players consistently do well but luck is almost a primary factor in who wins. Not to mention the community is full of scrubs who look down on the best players for using "overused" Pokemon because they're the strongest.
I'm Draven and I'm the best.
>>135805929
It's not even that. I mean, yeah, sex with girls would be great, but I'm just not comfortable as a boy, and that shift from MtF is fucking awful and people get a lot of ridicule for it, not to mention the amount of money. I'm a decent guy appearance wise, but I'm afraid of the end result and how I'll end up. It's fine, really. Having a dick isn't too bad.
>>135804917
those ears... why?
How did you hear about LoL /lolg/? I personally heard about it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5_MIPNgUVU this, and I got hooked on it, the cup song is such a delightful song, especially when they did good covers
>>135804817
There's kind of an adrenaline rush as you kite the entire enemy team in a 1v5 scenario without getting surrounded.
I'm never going to forget Teemo situations where I had to solid snake my way to an objective or avoid getting killed. Teemos fun...but when he's good he can be a nuisance. I legitimately believe during mage rework, a new AP item makes him busted as fuck and picked in LCS. Anything can happen in League with Riot's balancing right?
>>135805623Not going to lie, Gen 4 was the glory days where the most shit was viable and balanced. Also Smogon weren't assholes and has justification.
The only upside to Gen 6 competitive is that the weather wars are over, no longer are you required to pick a weather team to win.
It's not in a great state though, it's not even good. I hope Sun/Moon skullfuck the meta and make them realize a few things.
>>135805684
Starmie's always been "good" but I guess I should clarify as "didn't fall to UU". Starmie did at the beginning before Greninja was banned because Greninja was better Starmie without Rapid spin.And Starmie is my favorite Gen 1 pokemon. Zapdos after that.
>>135805631
Pokemon sizes are goofy. I'm literally about 1 inch below a Tyranitar in height.6'6"
>>135806047
I just used pokegen for random online battles or through forums. Honestly, if you do it "legit" the stats are the same, movesets are the same, everything other than -maybe- ivs. I don't have time to fuck around with 300000000 fucking eggs.
>>135805953
rageblade + muramana
How'd I do, boys? Don't even own him
>>135806173
Oh, I forgot to mention, the fanbase itself is fucked up because the game itself presents one way of playing the game, but then the rules are completely different for actual competitions.
Imagine in order to hit level 30 you had to play nothing but ARAM, and then once you hit ranked, you can only play Summoner's Rift. Then, there's a fan community that exists that makes their own programs to only play ARAM, and shitters in that community talk shit about the people who play SR (and vice versa).
>>135804779
>Main
Hard to say but most likely Rek'Sai
>Favorite lane
Jungle>top> the rest
>Favorite skin
Heartseeker Varus
>Favorite memesports player
It was TheOddOne but who is in esports would be Aphromoo
>A secretI can't really make friends over the internet all the ones I have had always become dead so I eventually delete them cause what is the point of having a stranger who doesn't communicate to me on my friend's list.
>>135805087
Riot already said Vel'Koz isn't going to be changed all that much, they're only really looking at his W.
>>135804962
They're gonna try to make AD Malzahar a viable thing, and make his voidspawn a bigger part of his kit.
>>135805623
Its better now that the cancer weather meta is ded.
>>135806047
Uh, buddy, D-Rulers weren't the first to mark the Era of Cancer
That was Six Sams
Check yourself
Why don't they just fucking make sated lose stacks on death
Only reasons veigar and nasus can stack infinity is being immobile and suck in the meta
But sated is fucking everywhere, feral flame was too, there is no reason to keep stacks when losing
>>135804779
Caitlyn.
Mid.
Ravenborn LeBlanc.
WildTurtle.I want to quit League, but I haven't because I don't know how else I'd communicate with this chick I met on there.
>>135806531
>w now splits triangularly or knocks to the side
>>135806576
oh how could i forget, they came out around the same time though.
What where they thinking with six sam honestly.
I just want old yugioh back
>>135804779
>Main
Ashe
>Favorite Lane
Bot
>Favorite Skin
Ravenborn LeBlanc
>Favorite E-sports player
PraY
>A secret
I once pushed my sister in front of a moving bus.
>>135788257
>Main
Janna
>Favorite lane
Bot
>Favorite skin
Spirit Fire Brand
>Favorite memesports player
None
>A secret
If I don't like my adc I initiate fights and let him die.
Without making it obvious, of course.
>>135806576
WE TELE-DAD NOW?
Fucking tier 0 cancer right there boys.
Hello, new player here, I just finished my placement games and after a set of 10 horrible games I got placed into bronze 1, I don't tilt that much and I play mostly jungle and adc, any tips so I can climb the ladder?
>>135806414
I got headless hecarim and I don't own Hecarim yet.
And I want Hecarim to be buffed back.
>>135806576
>Six Samurai
>tfw I use and still use Cyber Dragons
I'm triggered.
>>135804779
>changes every week or so, right now its Syndra and Vayne
>Mid
>Primetime Draven
>Imaqtpie
>emotionally fragile as a hard-boiled egg
>>135806779
Play more.
>>135806683
That was a shit era too, it was basically free draw power: the Game and whoever outcheesed the opponent won. At least now, some decks can float. But I agree, Monarchs and Kozmos need to die off.
>>135804779
>Main
shaco
>favorite lane
jg
>favorite skin
nutcracko
>favorite memesports player
i haven't watched memesports since season 2
>a secret
I one tricked to diamond with shaco and I LOVED DOING IT
mwuahahaha
>>135806047
>D R A G O N S started the cancer
From beyond the Abyss of Time, crawling out of the depths of Hades itself, I bring a message from the Void Beyond, where true Horrors live. Inscribed on that message is a single word that has struck fear and anguish into many a soul. A word so terrifying, so completely unfathomable in its horror, that Konami themselves had to upheave the entire game to avoid its utterance.
That word isTeleDAD.
>>135806047
>>135806576
The first mark of an era of cancer was when they introduced Synchros and we all had to play Teledad.
>>135804779
>Main
soraka
>Favorite lane
support!
>Favorite skin
lunar goddess diana
>Favorite memesports player
probably hai
>>135804779
>main
elise
>favorite lane
jungle or support
>favorite skin
blood moon elise
>favorite memesports player
keane
>a secret
im gay
>>135806752
>>135806863
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT TELEDADTo be fair though, I didn't really start playing competitive until after SHINKURO came out so yeah. mfw JD used to be a $100+ card.
>>135806925
fucking slut
>>135804779
>Main
ARAM so random
>Favorite lane
Mid
>Favorite skin
Star Guardian Lux
>Favorite memesports player
Me
>>135806741
Meant to quote
>>135804779
Spiderbutt's fucking my shit up
so when are they nerfing gragas?
>>135806779
Get a support to duo with.
what tsm was best tsm?
>>135806779
Learn to carry your carries or become the carry yourself. Bronze 1 isn't so bad if it's your first time going into ranked. But as what the other person said the best thing to do is play more to learn more. Good luck dude.
I hope they change Brand's E ability with his update, it's so lackluster and basic it pains me to use it. All it's good for is chaining an extra stun when your W is off cooldown.
What would be a neat ability to replace Brand's E? I was thinking Brand could passively store damage and activate the ability to launch himself and explode killing him in the process but dealing massive damage, sort of like Zac's launch except he can cast his ultimate while using it.
>>135804779
>Olaf
>Top
>Demon Vi
>dumbz
>I still love my ex
>>135806787
I used to run oppression gadgets until they banned oppression. Then I switched to Eternal Yubel, but that deck was mostly cheese.
>>135806863
>>135806907
>OTKO every single fucking game
>>135804779
>>Main
don't have one, i like most champs honestly
>>Favorite lane
mid
>>Favorite skin
none
>>Favorite memesports player
Sneaky
>>135806948
My nigger.
>>135806998
Oh and secret. I can enjoy losing.
>>135807072
old one with rainmang, they were also decent with dyrus at first when he was still a good top laner.
>>135804779
>Brand
>Mid
>Classic Brand
>the pie
>I, like everyone else who browses 4chan, sometimes want to off myself
>practicing new champs in blind pick normals
>have a bad game
>"wow you suck at [champ], go play bots lol"
Right, because bots provide a realistic experience to PvP. Why do people take normals so seriously when it's literally the practice and fuck-around game mode?
>>135807024
Gragas is like Rek'sai and Lee Sin. They're overall safe junglers that riot doesn't see as busted.
They aren't getting nerfed anytime soon man.
>>135806779
Pick Tryndamere and turn on /ignore all and split-push top lane until the Alistar comes home.
Use this guide to help you:
http://lkimg.zamimg.com/shared/guides/350680/images/how%20to%20get%20challenger%20new.jpg
>>135807219
dont talk to me whore i dont want your cock breath on my face
Tell me which lane my buddy and I should use for botlane
Annie apc, tundle supp
graves adc, annie supp
graves adc, panth supp
>>135807110
Dragon Rulers was the one time Yugioh required skill to play well and the closest to that was GOATS.
does anyone wanna go on a league of legends date
I just went 9/2/15 as Sion Top, I love this Zz'rot meta, the extra 3 hp and 10 form the bigger bugs is great for me. I hit 1060 bonus hp from Sion's passive.
I'm sick of sucking ass with Fiddlesticks, so what's a braindead easy jungler I could save up for
>>135807308
Be nice.
>>135807076
They should make brand's passive weaker but stack, then make his abilities to additional stuff based on how many stacks the enemy has.
Pretty sure riot will never make a suicide ability in league. Even then, it would have to be an ultimate.
>>135807072
S4 Summer TSM was one of the best team's NA's ever produced
You made fun of me all split about Renegades and now my team is shitting all over the top competition, fuck you all, I'm a genius.
PS: Laneswaps are entertaining.
>>135807390
yi / jax / xin are all fairly easy for lower elo, just farm up devourer maybe grab a guinsoo and occassionally gank
>>135807390
Amumu
>>135807326
The last one
when you suck but ur teams mlg
>> Main
Bruiser junglers. Skarner got rekt by rework, Hecarim got rekt by nerfs to his top, Shyv gonna get rekt by nerfs, and Trundle is too popular for an edgy hipster like me to use anymore (also gonna get rekt by nerfs to top).
>> Favorite Role
Jungle
>> Favorite Skin
Headless Hecarim and Pumpkin head Fiddle
>> Favorite Memesports Player
Does Iamaqtpie count?
>>135807343
>mfw cheesed by an Exodia with no draw power used at all
I would kill myself.
>queue a game
>get a group of 3 that are spamming memes, verbal harassing everyone in all chat, generally being annoying as shit
>call them out on it
>WOW WE GOT A REDDITOR HERE LMAO JUST A JOKE DUDE KILL YOURSELF
where were you when you found out /v/fags are the biggest blight to video games, especially league?
>>135807343
Also Eternal Yubel got fucking rekt because they banned Card of Safe Return, which is how I got all my shit together.
Why are Yasuo and Zed the only champions in the game that don't need a brain to CS with in the laning phase?
The only one that comes close is maybe Karthus, but he's.. you know
>>135807594
you can do it!
>>135804779
>Jinx
>Bot
>None, too poor to buy one (average LAN player)
>xpeke
>I had a crush for a cute girl and ended being the bf of her less-atractive fat best friend. So B V even irl.
>>135806202
Draven best guy!
>>135807276
because some people dont play ranked so normals are where they tryhard.
>>135804779
Shaco / Nunu
Jungle
Nunu bot / Nutcrako
Literally dont care about snoozesportsI play league exclusively to ruin the enemy jungler's day, I don't even care about victories or defeats anymore, the only victory in my book is when I know the enemy jungler is wanting to kill himself, I fucking love the salt they generate and its the only reason I play
>>135804779
>Shyvana
>Jungle
>Red Riding AnnieI'm a beta orbiter who is hopelessly in love with a grill I play league with even though I've never met her irl and probably never will
>>135808029
Damn right I am.
Man /leagueoflegendsgeneral/ I am on one hell of an indie rock kick right
>>135807639
Queue Circlejerks are some of the worst problems with this game.
>Ruin surrender votes
>Ruin tactical decisions with their nonsense
>Ruin the ability for the report system to even function
>Even if you mute them you still have to deal with their playing being complete garbage
>If you try to get them to stop feeding or anything, the entire group will gang up on you and summarily report you
Queue groups should be limited to pairs and full teams of 5.Yes I'm mad.
>>135804491
>>135804491
IM LATE
I <3 AHRI
people always dodge my thresh hooks
am i supposed to lead my aim
>>135804779
>Main
Bard
>Lane
Top
>Skin
Any from the PROJECT line. I'm a sucker for Cyberpunk.
>Memesports player
I don't know....Pobelter? He's gotten me a lot of points in the fantasy league I joined just to make it an 8 man league.
>A secretWhen my friends and I went to a convention, we mistakenly booked a shady hotel. When we wanted to cancel the reservation it said they would charge us the full price of the stay. We found another hotel, but everyone still paid their share to me from the first place. Well, I had to drive the group around the city all 3 days and no one offered to pitch in. I never got charged for that first reservation so I pocketed the money as a sort of "Gas money" fee and never told them I didn't get charged. I'm a horrible friend...
>>135804779
>trynd
>jungle
>mecha aatrox
>none in particular
>i sucked off a horse once. came back the next night for round two and it kicked me in the fucking chin. still have a scar from it.
When does King of Clubs Mord go on sale?
>New TSM Legends out
>doublelift blaming everyone, but himself behind the scenes, and blaming himself infront of camera like the conceited bitch he is
like pottery
>turn on trick2g just to see
>officer vi spamming everything trick2g says in chat
these are the people that come here, these are the people you talk to
>>135808576
never ever
>>135808572
>i sucked off a horse once
xth for licking my waifu's midriff!
>>135804779
>sej
>jungle
>default, but bear cavalry is gr8 too
>sneaky>i got stood up at my high skool dance, and it still makes me feel bad mang years after
>go about even in bot (slightly ahead)
>mid is slightly behind
>jungler is well farmed up
>top is even but our top is Nasus and he's stacking like a champ
>we win every 4 man teamfight (sans either top)
>...
>"boy howdy, if we're winning this easily with just 4 imagine how hard we'll win with Nasus!"
It was at this moment that the skies darkened, thunder crackled, and God himself stretched a finger down from the celestial realms to scramble our Nasus' brains into being functionally retarded when teamfighting.
>curse my hubris to assume that a Nasus who farms well has any game sense...
>>135808556
I forgot to add that I've been making it up by paying for some of their stuff or buying them things to total up to what they each ended up giving me.
Play tank
Win game
Play mage
Lose game
Fun
>jungle trundle goes warrior ravenous hydra
>darius goes ghostblade when he already has cleaver
>xin goes bork and gets 10 stacks entire game
I never realized how blessed I was to be placed in silver
Playing from bronze is literal hell
>>135808838
Play Zed get to Diamond easily and Riot will never ever nerf the champion no matter how many time they bitch and whine.
>>135808572
>I sucked off a horse once.
Alright, faggot. You're going to have to elaborate now and you likely knew that coming into this.
Let's have it.
>>135808927
Apply Mouth to Horse's Dick
Succ
So I get this all the time. How am I doing true damage to myself?
>>135808838
>Pick Amumu
>Something happens
>>135808531
Yeah, don't flash hook. Its just not worth the effort for the #bicLCSplays
>>135808907
Bronze is the most terrifying place to ever be in League
If I ever end up there one day, I'll find a way to play AD Azir and carry with that shit there.
>>135809008
Death recap is garbage, never works
>>135808572
>i sucked off a horse once
>>135806683
>>135806752
>>135806787
>>135806576
>ultimate cancer
>not release Lightsworns with T H R E E (3) Honest and Beckoning Light to recycle them like its motherfucking Earth Day
League players would like yugioh. It's basically power creep: the card game
Also check the 5
>>135808927
>>135808927
>have a fascination for large cocks
>have horses in a field near my house
>snuck into field at night
>fed it some apple
>get some of the mares juices on my hand
>let stallion smell it
>horseboner.gif
>play with it for a bit
>proceed to jerking and sucking
>wasn't able to make it cum
For anyone who's curious about it, take my advice and don't. Horses are bigger than you and their leg strength alone is enough to kill you. I learned my lesson.
>>135809356
You know most people know that horse's legs are dangerous without having to suck one off, right?
>>135809231
You also forgot to mention that the rate of pulling those cards without buying them was low and you had to spend at least $600+ to get the full deck.
>>135804779
>Bard
>Lane?
>corporate mundo
>Dendi
>i smoked weed once and it did nothing
>>135804779
>Main
Lulu
>Lane
Mid/Top
>Favorite skin
Warring Kingdoms Nidalee
>Favorite pro-player
Pobelter
>A secret
I have a 500mb folder filled with pictures of Lulu
>>135809231
>lightsworns
>Get judgement dragon and auto-win
That shit made me rage harder about as hard as six samurai.
>>135804779
>lux
>mid
>dragon trainer tristana
>reignover
>I get incredible anxiety when one of my /lolg/ friends doesn't message me back for a few days because I'm afraid I did something to make them angry and it makes me feel sick to my stomach
What if tanks actually had to build damage to do damage?
I mean ADCs don't build damage and expect to be tanky.
>>135804779
>Braum
>Bot
>that one cool Jayce skin
>Dyrus and imaqtpie
>I've never kissed anyone before, but I guess that is a common thing around here so it's not much of a secret
>>135804962
need more cute Malz immediately
>>135809554
Azir, you're not going to like the new meta for Yu-Gi-Oh! now, especially when we're getting THIS CARD in the next set after Shining Victories
Literally fucking cheese. And to top it all off, it can negate a Spell/Trap card during the Battle Phase. Simply ebin.
>2 Tuners + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Must be Synchro Summoned, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. During your Main Phase 1: You can destroy all other cards on the field, also monsters you control other than this card cannot attack for the rest of this turn. During either player's Battle Phase, when a Spell/Trap Card is activated: You can negate the activation, and if you do, destroy that card, and if you do that, this card gains 500 ATK. You can only use each effect of "Red Dragon Archfiend Tyrant" once per turn.
What a stupid champion
>>135804779
>Main
Braum or Jhin
>Favorite lane
Bot
>Favorite skin
Dragon Trainer Tristana
>Favorite memesports player
eh
>A secretWere it not for crippling anxiety, terrible self-worth, and being extremely self-aware I'd probably be the type of person furry that scares people (instead of the type that hates himself, never talks about it, and has taken great care that the only person who knows the extent of my sin is into as well)
>>135808838
I think you mean "pick close range mage that doesn't just sit behind your team throwing out damage and CC: lose game"
>>135809356
Pretty sure I can't look at someone with a scar on their chin the same way now...
graves is fun
being unkillable with death's dance + sterak's + gage is the best thing
i don't care if he's cancer as long as i get him
>>135809460
>tfw I pulled ghost honest at the sneak preview
Holy fuck the nerd rage was palpable baby. So many offers, so little time $$$.
>>135800283
I literally hate you because I know that having that done to me would tilt the fuck out of me and there'd be nothing I could do about it
You're an awful person and you should feel bad
>>135809803
Monsters can't attack the turn they come down in yugioh right? How are you supposed to beat that card unless you have 2 removal spells in your hand?
>>135809803
I don't like the meta now honestly.
The only thing I liked at all was they added support to one of my favorite cards, Buster Blader.
>>135809879
I miss old Graves. It was satisfying to just hit Q+R and not feel dirty about it.
>>135809964
They can attack the turn you summon them unless they specify. The main appeal of Yu-gi-oh I liked was being able to get something going as soon as it hits the field.
>>135809942
he's a frogposter i wouldn't expect any less
hot tub rhyme machine /vg/
got like two spots
na
>>135804779
Right now, Ezreal main
Jg/adc for lanes
Best skin is project Yi
Hai best esports
>secretI raped my ex girlfriend
>>135808624
officer vi aka the guy that dresses like a girl and posted here or just another officer vi?
>>135810158
That's not very nice
>>135810158
>ezreal
kill urself u fucking degenrate
>>135809964
Monsters can attack the turn they're summoned unless they say otherwise. Double removal access isn't that hard to come by, actually. Additionally, you can just negate the monster effect with things like Effect Veiler (making the effect worthless by way of a monster effect during the Main Phase, bypassing the negation and also probably cockblocking the field nuke). There's also just negating the summon in the first place, and the fact that it can't respond to Counter Traps due to Spell Speed.
Additionally, it's telegraphed as all hell. There's only 4 monsters in the game that can be made using two Tuner monsters, and it's pretty obvious when it happens. Not to mention that most games worth mentioning are Matches. You may get caught off-guard game 1, but you can side Game 2 and 3 and completely ignore them because Synchro-based decks tend to die to well-placed negation or destruction. A card of prevention is worth a hand full of cures.
>>135810158
ezreal players
>>135809874
Look at this way.
You're not Twitchbro.
So you're gucci.
>>135809964
It's really easy to stop with hand traps or any type of removal/negate backrow. But if you pull it off, your opponent will probably have an autistic fit.
>>135810070
The thing that sucks is even the support for that was god awful. The only people who got decent support were Magicians/Blue-Eyes AND EVEN THE NEW RETRAIN FOR BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON IS GOD AWFUL. All they needed to do was give it one reason to go -4 for a monster, but no, they had to condition the shit out of it and make it worse than Twin Burst which is significantly better.
>>135809879
Graves is a lot of fun my only gripe is that mafia isn't a sawed off. I wish someone from the community could mod it in and riot would just implement it.
>>135804779
>main
Tristana
>favorite lane
Bot or jungle
>favorite skin
Dragon Trainer Tristana, Blacksmith Poppy, Pool Party Lulu.
>favorite esports player
Sneaky
>secretThe only person I've ever felt hatred towards is my mother.
Any support sluts around? I want to let off some steam and I need someone to use.
>>135804779
>main
Poppy
>lane
top
>favorite skin
Dragon Trainer Tristana
>favorite esports player
none
>secreti still like pokemon
>>135810384
Use this *unzips dick*
Noob midlaner here looking for recommendations as to which champ I should learn next. I currently enjoy playing Lux, Malz, and Lulu a lot, but I want to expand my horizons. Suggestions?
>>135807805
>Who is Morgana
Just put 3 points into tormented soil, and throw it onto the caster minions, they die from only the W, then just last hit melee's like normal
> Already have people threatening to report me for my meme name
SO HOL UP
>>135810526
ahri, leblanc, zed
>>135810384
I'm a bit of a support slut,although I'm unranked and rusty. Whatchu need?
>>135810585
YOU SAYIN'
>>135810460
*unsheathes katana*
Psssh, an easy target again
*slashes around you, the wind force cuts all over you*
time to finish this
*makes you into minced meat*
well, I hope I get someone good next time, kid.
>>135810318
take it from me. I know you're probably think "This guy's probably a furfag, who is he to tell me what's right from wrong.
Never underestimate your mother, never feel hatred for her because one day she'll just be gone forever. And you can't ever tell her anything again. Its not my business but just don't let it continue.
>>135810158
I just thought lower of Ezreal mains.
>>135810286
They can't balance worth shit. Yu-gi-oh's power creep is so insane, its actually alarming how they can conceive cards like Red Dragon Archfiend Tyrant and not think, "Wasn't Chaos Emperor Dragon this overpowered?"
>>135810219
Neither was she, fucking crazy bitch. We got a little drunk one night, she started freaking out over some absurd thing while we were driving late at night, so I pulled over, took her in the back of the car (was using a minivan at the time) and fucked the shit out of her. She shut up after thatshe was also kind of into rape? Like I said, nutjob. Don't date crazy
>>135804779
>Kennen
>Support
>Creator Viktor
>Saintvicious
>I want to cuddle my favorite Elin right now more than anything else in the world. I wish they still played.
>>135809231
Tele-dad was by far stronger than LS. You at least had the possibility of stalling out and having them mill themselves to death.
>>135810683
I didn't know Yasuo posted here.
>>135810632Let's erp and have a good time, I cater to all fetishes as long as they are interesting.
>>135810612
I was definitely considering Ahri, since her playstyle seems the most similar to the others I've played. I've heard that LB and Zed are kind of mechanically difficult, so I'm a little worried about that (I'm new to the game in general, not just mid lane), but maybe.
>tfw no good new league of legends fapfic
>>135810720
According to most women i've fucked, "controlled" rape is a massive fantasy for them. Like you'd be surprised how many women like it, but would never tell you. That said, she probably just needed a good dicking anyway, and you didn't rape her at all.
>>135810685
The main reason why they keep making cards like this is because the conditions/requirements to make them aren't too OP. Only reason meta decks are meta is because they're so flexible around this type of shit they don't need to worry about power creeping. Even so, I have run across the occasional duelist who goes up against my Ritual Beasts and gets absolutely devastated by my animal companions.
>>135810384
im a support slut and i cant sleep. whats up?
>>135810792are you interested in girls or
>>135810685
CED Enjoy was powerful because of the cheesy combos you could combine it with.
>Field Nuke?
Yes.
>Field nuke that also burns?
Most certainly.
>Field nuke that burns and also is stupid easy to slap on the board?
Definitely.
>Field nuke that burns, is easy to slap on board, and also opens up a play that lets me deny them their draw phase?
But of fucking course.
>I can keep this shit up forever until it wins me the game?
Holy shit my only regret is that I can only run 3 of each of these cards.
>>135810685
>CED
YES
BEST CARD
COAT
>>135810927Or what, are you into something else?
>>135810792
Hope you're ready forhand holdingrole play then you slut
newshit question, does runic armor affect the shield and regen from tahm kench's thick skin?
>>135811024That's actually my favorite after leglocking, I'm too vanilla.
>>135811052
Yes
>>135810968
CED had a god-tier design.
>>135810951
Definition of OP, remember the old Yata-garasu set up with him? It was busted as fuck but I remember doing it and making my opponent literally say "Its not over!" and have me go through each turn attacking him for the 200 Life points needed to do it.
>>135811092
B-butvanilla is good
>>135810526
Ahri is a very good mid-laner to learn at the start.
Malzahar is also a good pick, as well as Zed if you want easy mode.
Varus is pretty neat and if you just want to spam shit, go Vel'koz.
>some retard picks riven into my poppy
Now its time for fun
>>135810198
the guy the really wants to be a girl and lies to everyone
>>135811206
Honestly, I LOVE everything about the card. The design of the dragon, the colors, the effect, the name. It's one of the best i've seen.
>get carried by 3-stack with ease
>none of them are in my party so i don't get a chest
>get the last key fragment to open a chest
>it drops a heimerdinger champ shard when i have all champs
rito xD
>>135811358
damn so he's doing that now, I wish he had stayed he wascute
>>135807463
this is true
when they had Amazing they made it to quarterfinals and took a game from Samsung Blue and almost took it to game 5 with how close they came to beating them twice.
>>135811573
Fizz E
Veigar E
Thresh W
Fiora Q
>>135811573
Vicious Strike
>>135811573
Zac's Slingshot
Do you ever just appreciate that we have the word "proc" because otherwise we'd be using "trigger" for the same purpose and tumblr has forever ruined that word for me
>>135810318
damn dude
you feel like telling the story?
>>135811641
>>135811642
>>135811692
Newfags don't know how to jeopardy.
>>135811573
Yi Q, come on
>>135811717
I use the word trigger when talking about MtG and neither I or anyone else cares.
>>135804779
>main
Elise
>favorite lane
Jungle
>favorite skin
Special Forces Gangplank
>favorite memesports player
Reignover for dat smooth, crisp, flawless play
>a secret
I suffer from crippling performance anxiety after failing anything and am reluctant to push forward through adversity because I'm cocky and can't stand to see others see me fail, so I write it off as not worth my time and convince everyone around me that I haven't failed, I just wasn't interested
How do I fix lag spikes in league?
It just started happening today; I'll enter a game, and my character will randomly start their idle animation while everyone else pauses, minions will die but continue fighting, then everything will suddenly occur at once.
>>135811901
stop downloading porn
>>135811923
>tfw no one makes my shitposts for me when I miss a thread
>>135811950
I don't download porn.
>>135811573
What is "Kog'maw W"?
>>135810685
Not even that dude, but some people's mothers are legitimately insane and terrible, including mine. It's okay to hate your parents when they actually suck at being parents.
My mom once gave me a black eye by throwing a shoe at my face. I was ten. So, yeah.
>>135811573
What is Dazzle?
>>135811962
become my friend and I'll do it for you, too
>>135804779
Wukong
Top or Jungle
Previously Jade Dragon, now Chosen Yi
Balls
I convinced my uncle to buy me a gun so that, in the eventuality of ever meeting my ex step father again, I can kill him before he kills me.
>>135812042
>tfw I once played against a Taric who spammed that line throughout the entire game and now I can't even read it without feeling a little tilted
hi lolg does warm milk actually make you sleepy
>>135811802
too bad real Jeopardy doesn't air on weekends
shits the bomb
>>135812223
that's an old wives' tale
>>135812223
no, but a full-ish (but not uncomfortably full) stomach does
