>Fates FAQ (Please read before asking dumb questions)
http://pastebin.com/ivUbamyy
>Linkbin
http://pastebin.com/bufdd9wu
>/feg/ Castle Addresses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_ONUbYoZ68OjfXSLVCHF74XUol1ajWKSJvNqFx25PoE/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
>New Fates DLC
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/bfwj/download/map3.html
>New DLC Translations (In Progress)
http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=62128&page=1
>Previous
>>135723396
Tharja a best.
Hey
THAT'S STILL NOT BEST SISTER
wrong sister but right faction. I'll take it
Anna.
I love Sakura!
That's STILL the wrong sister!
I'm positive you guys have something against Elise at this point.
>>135744168
OP misheard you, he thought you asked for Breast sister.
FeliciaAnon is the cutest! He makes every thread better! Dressing him up as a maid and watching him blush and squirm! Spoiling him, pampering him, and feeding him sweets! Teasing him, bullying him, and squeezing his cheeks! Making sweet love to himwhile Felicia watches!
Cutest family
>>135744073
I feel the need! The need to breed!
What is happening
look at your imouto
Looking for visits. Also does anyone have keaton or mozu skills?
>every thread I try to post in gets pruned before I can hit Post
Oh, it's dead~
>>135744196
I hate Sakura!
>>135744307
Mods are hearing our prayers. Killing dumbasses.
>>135744304
>being a cuck
>>135744331
>that thigh cutout
lewd
>>135743235
i wrote a big post around release date about everything wrong with FE14's plot.
on a semi-related note, 120 hours later and i'm finally done will my first run of every FE14 route. time well spent(except for the 5 or so hours of revelation's worst maps)
conquest > birthright >>> revelation
You can do it anon! I believe in you!
Is this Groundhog Day?
Did I get stuck in a loop?
>>135744304
how jealous would camilla be if kamui married another woman?
>>135744223
>people who like and/or advocate Elise make an early thread at 730~, something that almost immediately catches ire from other posters regardless of OP
>WOOOOOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BEST IMOUTO
I mean, come on.
So is the only way to get grandmaster class is to have the robin amiibo?
Like i know thats true but i'm actually so desperate.
Well, it's better than having a Sakura op, at least
>>135744138
Pixie cut Femui is the best.
>>135744362
>Here we goo.....
>Oh........
PROBLEMS WITH FATES:
>Corrin bringing Ganglari with him to Hoshido and carrying it around like it's a normal sword
>Garon not just killing Corrin for some reason
>Corrin's army is somehow able to not take a single life until he invades Hoshido
>~~~~mysterious rainbow sage~~~~~
>kids grow up in alternate dimension
>Hans, Garon, and Iago are saturday morning cartoon villains
>le valla curse
>killer weapons still objectively the best
What am I missing
>>135744431
why is he so sexy, anon?
TA KU MI
Bring me to the top
Running like a fox
Ai ai ai ai
You can fly
You can be so magic
Drive me as you know
Ai ai ai ai
>>135744168__It is__but I still think we should let Elise have at least one.
I like Hana
Please give me Aptitude for Nyx
Felicia is the cutest! She makes me so happy! I could never want anything else! I`m going to dedicate my entire life to making her happy as she makes me! She couldn't possibly be more perfect to me! I love Felicia!
>>135744168
She is shared best sister with Hinoka.
OUGI
Wait a minute.
Conquest is better than Birthright.
>>135744527
>What am I missing
Everything else
Give me a percentage of how much bullshit in the plot would be gone if Azura wasn't in the game. (Lala would replace her as your refresher.)
>>135744560
Not everyone needs a birthday thread.
Did Hinoka get one? No, and no one complained about that.
Charlotte is for breeding!
>>135744560
She's not gonna have one, /feg/ likes acting like /b/tards when it comes to new threads.
>>135744431
THANKS RALLY MAN.
>>135744527
>siblings in separate deeprealms
>azura and her "mysteriousness"
>every villain sucks(except takumi I guess)
>>135744704
Forrest didnt get one either
Why does Lilith do nothing but suck down rice and beans like cocks?
What is with this half-assed DEEPREALM bullshit for kids?
Why is every character so retarded in their decisions from the very beginning?
What's with all these good units that can only support with the MC?
Why does Aqua/Azura know only one song and apparently it's the one song that can do everything magical ever
It's FE and I like the gameplay, but god damn I just couldn't care about the plot or charactersexcept selkie, she's adorableand now, halfway through hoshido, I'm just skipping all the story. Writing has never been FE's strong point, but this is getting so fucking stupid. I can't help but think the writing team was told they had to write for all these characters, split games, and were given one night and several bottles of whiskey to get it done.
Is FE forevermore doomed to be waifu/husbando emblem?
Any Lilith merch yet? Best girl and best dragon deserves it.
>>135744447
>>135744583
04995-04319-81637-86868
come bully me
Actually, I have Aptitude for pretty much everyone
>>135744704
We'll see what happens when your birthday comes around Marth
Who's fucking them /feg/?
http://pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=55331114
Whats the best A+ for Benny?
>>135744704
Think about the character you're comparing Elise to for one moment.
>>135744472
We'll get a DLC for it.
>>135744593
If only les-oneechan was a valid route.
fuck I could write a better FE plot than ISIS
give me half an hour, and get ready to roast
>>135744692
Layla's fucking shit. People only like her because they want what they can't have.
And yes, memes aside, there are dozens of more issues with Fates beyond Azura's retardation. >>135744527
>>135744704
>anons are probably gonna do everything in their power to make sure Tharja/Rhajat don't get an OP come April 1st/2nd
>Oboro and Kaze have a circumstantial unplanned pair up
>Both level up
>Oboro gains only Spd and Skl
>Kaze gains everything but Mag
Something's not right.
>>135744858
>We will never have Yuri Emblem
>>135744789
I mean they clearly don't give a fuck about character plot and just raid tumblr for cookie cutter characters to paste into their roles. Its all about the gameplay, man. Yes its doomed.
>>135744704
>Not everyone needs a birthday thread.
You say this about every single birthday
>>135744447
She'd be happy that Kamui found love, even if not with her.She would however want to access to Kana.
>>135744842
I just mirrored Benny
It's still Benny
>>135745005
but he voices like 3 characters
>>135744447
She'd be disappointed, but would ultimately accept what happened.Now she can just prey on Kana
>>135744196
>>135744901
>Layla's fucking shit
>>135744441
That is actually a good question, haven't given it much thought yet
Going purely off preference: Keaton, Laslow... Maybe Hinata? I feel wanting for choices when it comes to Fates husbandos, it seems.
>>135744491
Yeah I like that one if only because it'sPseudo-Scarlet
>>135744294
Birthday OPs just incite shitposting, why do people still do them? We don't N E E D to have your shitty husbando/waifu's birthday cluttering the OP and shoved down our throats harder than water desu.
>beat Conquest
>no idea what units to save
What's generally worth saving?
Post em.
>>135744901
That's kinda why I'm asking. Fates' plot as a whole is complete bullshit, just wanted to know how much of the bullshit would be gone without her.
>>135744447
Not very. She's a bit damaged but still a good person. She even says she's happy that Kamui is happy on Hoshido side.
>>135745130
H I N A T A
>>135745141
i just figure at this point that elise is so nice that she gave her birthday thread to camilla
fire emblem should stop having birthdays at this point
>>135745163
Didn't you note some units being better than the others
Choose these
>>135745139
That's a shit phrase, should have been something like ''only if you post MMM THAT'S CRISPY''
>>135745163
Skills you get through partner/friendship seals or inheritance so you can get new ones next time and just buy the old ones back.
>>135745139
BURN BABY BURN
>>135745258
Birthdays = something to get waifufags more into them. They're not going away.
>thread already full of shitposting
Just nuke this one too please
>>135745258
Elise would probably be the kind of person to give OTHER people gifts on her birthday. She's so caring.
>>135744491
Pixie cut if fucking gross
>>135745141
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE PICTURE IN THE OP
S T O P
T
O
P
BEING AUTISTIC FOR THE ONE MINUTE THAT IT'S VISIBLE TO THE RELEVANT PART OF THE THREAD
>/feg/ is too busy sperging out about the thread wars to respond to my legitimate question
>>135744692
>Lala
Why is she even a character? She only appears for one scene. Why would they give her a design that makes her look like she's an actual recruitable character, yet not do anything with her?
what's a good class for Selena!Caeldori...
>>135745483
Spotpass? Cut content? Someone in the art team had an Olivia fetish?
>>135745547
Spear Fighter/memeadon
>>135745547
Swordmaster...
>>135745473
link it bae
>>135745547
Swordmaster I guess
Though you've already killed her strength growth by giving her Severa as a mom
>>135745483
You could say that for Zola too, but less extreme. In fact a shit ton a characters are like this.
>Rainbow Sage exists for one chapter then tells you to fuck off/dies.
Anything else?
>find a castle named skills and easy seize
>full of roided up units
Fuck you faggots. The moment my units become Superman I'm raping all of your units. Even the men.
>>135745547
wife class
>>135745483
>has a lot of voice clips
>has a lot of different facial expressions
>very unique design
>has blushing sprites like Garon, Iago, Hans, etc.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was supposed to be playable at one point.
>>135744527
>end of birthright, garon says that his children are worthless and can be replaced after xander and elise are dead
>corrin was originally supposed to be bait for mikoto to go for, so he could kill her, her kid and then invade immediately YEARS AGO
With that said, why the fuck would he keep Corrin alive past Chapter 6 during Conquest with all those facts in mind? Evidently he could just kill them, Xander and whoever else tried to intervene and the rest of the country would be too pussy to do anything about it. Checkmate whoever revised the writing after the draft.
>>135745473
There is no Lilith merch
>>135745057
Holy shit I'm laughing. He's missing the scar but it's the same otherwise. The symmetry is actually satisfying.
>>135745005
M-Maybe FE15. I mean Tharja 2.0 was fucking shit, but at least it's a step in the right direction. And now the children shtick is wearing off so maybe the next FE won't have them and we can get girls loving girls
>>135744294
Don't cuck Felicia. She doesn't deserve that.
>>135745716
Part of me wants to say spotpass for later but that's VERY unlikely. And that makes me sad.
>>135745089
>>135744842
>>135745057
MOST SYMMETRICAL MAN IN THE ARMY MORE KANPEKI THAN KANPEKI
i hate you
>>135745139
>Not posting superior burn waifu.
>>135745139
Small birthday dump for the small birthday girl
>Reclass a non-kitsune unit to a kitsune
>They get the tail but not the ears
This is very disconcerting.
>>135746029
wow rude :/
>>135746097
>>135745865
Speaking of spotpass, who the FUCK would have ever married Hans?
He's not even a lovable scamp like Gangrel, he's just a straight up murderer.
>>135745139
Your phrase sucks.
>>135745826
Hopefully anon. Hopefully.
>>135745757
Anankos wants to possess Corrin's body and makes him suffer in order to create darkness in their heart.
>>135746164
>>135744829
Thank you
>mfw FE15 will have a character named Jharat
>>135746097
WAKE THAT SLUGABED UP!
>>135746482
>It's another Tharja clone
>>135746482
>>135746569
>implying it won't be an Awakening sequel with Tharja as the lord
>>135744829
>>135746482
>Shara didn't rank that high on polls
>#FE bombed
She's dead desu
>>135746313
>They give him a sympathetic backstory and give him a Gunter support explaining why he killed his family and makes him want to redeem himself.
>>135746313
>who the FUCK would have ever married Hans?
Kozaki
>>135746409
>>135744073
You are Takumi in this situation.
What do?
How would you rate Sophie as a waifu, /feg/?
>>135746762
3/10
>>135746739
Front some meager protest to make them more excited but accept my fate.
>>135746313
oboro
>>13574676210,000/10 I want to plow Sophie's ass.
>>135746608
I got it legitlyoff hackers :^)
Also, fuck you A-NATION
>>135746739
Ree~
>>135746739
Nohrian scUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135746482
>It's a rule 63-verson
>>135746762
I'm not gonna fuck my best friends daughter
>>135746762
She's in my top 5
>>135744471
Probably just Tharjafag falseflagging again, he did it a few days ago by pretending to be Severafag and saying that he reports every non-severa thread.
>>135746739
Kill myself because Im the worst royal
>>135746701
>>135746762
Meh. I'd still plow her ass though.
>>135746739
Express my horror at filthy Nohrians daring to touch me
>>135744789
I think the idea of collaborating with an external writer and turning his outline into a game script just didn't work out well.
Hopefully, they notice that reception of this story and go back to something internally written last time. Awakening's story's main problem was just that the story was very bare bones. They can do better without needing an external writer.
>>135746625
>They give him a sympathetic backstory and give him a Gunter support explaining why he killed his family and makes him want to redeem himself
Maybe it's a good thing spotpass units are gone.
>>135746762
Poorly. Her dad's kind of a lamer and I hate her hair. She's probably a decent pal but that's about it.
I want to drink Ryoma and Xander's cum.
How did you feel when you learned Kayo cucked Satoru?
>>135746883
>He doesn't know about the Fire Emblem tradition of fucking your best friend's daughter
>>135746632
>supposed to be based off his late father in law
I'm afraid.
>>135746598
>posting supreme degeneracy after the bump limit
Let's let the new thread feel dirty.Ryoma<Siegbert, Shiro>Xander rape. Ryoma and Xander are bound and gagged. Siegbert impales himself on Ryoma's cock to prove he can take the whole thing just like his dear dad, and Shiro tries to break his dad's record for orgasms pounded out of Xander's ass.
>>135746950
>>135747026
read the manga so long ago, and the manga was much, much better, pity people who just watched the anime
>>135747064
Shameful.
>>135746762
Meh/10. Don't care for her hair and wouldn't wanna stick my dick in the same place that's had horsecock a hundred times.
>>135745686
Rainbow Sage is semi-plot important, and Zoura had a blushing portrait so it's possible he may have been intended as a Spotpass.
>>135747071
>Ylisse
This nigga
>>135746739
Just accept my fate.
Dragon pussy is how I want to leave this world.
>>135746739
Drown in Nohrian sCUM
>>135746313
Gangrel also was completely ireedemable before he reappears as a support character and suddenly his actions are explained as just him being misguided and losing sigh of his original goal.
If we got a spotpass Hans, he's probably be revealed to have come to "only strength matters" view due to Nohr's harshness or some other excuse and then joining the avatar would remind him of how he used to be before and so on.
>>135747064
I hope the anon from ages ago who had his waifu Chrom'd went on to fuck Lucina in turn.
>>135747026
Nothing, since Airi won in the end.
>>135745686
>>135747280
There are literally screencaps of Zola facepetting.
>no dumb tornado spinning bullshit to make a HO SHI DOOOOOOOOOO rashido theme vine
I'm out.
>initial game download takes up a fuckton of space
>second game download is less than a 1000 blocks
>>135747164
>>135747353
Those are fake anon.
>>135747353
that's fanart, guy
>>135747441
>the top right picture
>>135747026
Considering how they built up to that point, it didn't feel like cuckoldry at all. I was more disappointed seeing Hiromi wasn't a trap anymore.
>>135747431
All the assets are already there.
>>135747489
Don't call me guy, buddy
>>135746762
No waifu has a better booty tho.
>>135747431
The second game download is just a couple lines of code, all of the big shit like models and soundtrack and so on is already downloaded.
>>135747026
Pizza time.
>>135746762
>dad has a lame haircut and is creepy
>daughter is some horsefucking genki version of tron bonne
She's not particularly high, but she's above rock bottom.
>>135747431
I still don't understand the expression on the face I saw that day.
>>135745686
Kilma is a pretty foxy grandpa, he should've joined later in the game as a pre-promote sorcerer
>>135747512
Don't bully the top right. He tried.
So is Sophie confirmed for best ass
Who should I give to *frolic*man on Burfright?
Could Lucina take 3 fingers?
>>135746824
>>135746961
As much as I love anal, the thought of fucking someone up the ass from a typical fantasy era is horrifying.
Cunt/ass hair thick as a brillo pad, no toilet paper, rare bathing, no real way to flush out your butt before hand. It'd be instant shit-dick.
>>135747431
Most of the assets are already there. Second game is just scripting, map layouts, etc.
>>135747352
There was NO FUCKING REASON for Airi to win.
She had NO MEMORIES of him.
?????????
>>135747026
...who?
>>135747020
Don't be an incestuous skank, Siegbert.
>>135747714
Anon, they have beach parties. They've probably got something to clean their asses.
>>135747668
Oh true.
Which Snake would make the best Kana?
Severa Boobies
http://pastebin.com/9Xfp5Zcw
>>135747741
Hey man, don't question the Disney magic.
>>135747885
TheI can't fucking stand metal gear posters get the fuck out
>>135747885
liquid already makes kana
>>135747668
>No DLC where you go on an amazing adventure as younger versions of Sumeragi, Garon, Kilma, Fuga, Saizo the Fourth, Mikoto, and Shenmei
suffering
>>135747951
>Takumi: …. So it was like that. I am truly the worst..
That's what we've saying all along
Does anyone have a Xander with Savage Blow?
>>135747714
>anal
http://pastebin.com/0eW7C44u
first 3 chapters of an FE game I made up on the spot
>>135747709
I think most girls could take three fingers.
You know that the cunt is suppose to drop out an 8 fucking lbs loaf of baby and still return to its original dimensions, right?
post favourite generics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCa1Vl8deYA
>when the chapter deployment theme is better than the chapter theme by far
I loveZola!
>>135748325
>>135748239
Oh god this whole post every line is fucking gold
>>135748072
>final boss is a berserk good!hydra
>>135748072
>no good garon training Xander and Xander later arresting Hans to make him proud
>>135747714
>applying 3D anal problems to 2D anal
In the wonderful world of 2D, anal is only as gross as you want it to be.
>>135748325
>>135748239
>Sumia trips and shits all over me
>>135748239
>Lissa has just died from a throwing axe
son of a bitch
>>135747951
meh
most of these conversations suck
Anyways which dad would get along with Kana the best?
obviouslySaizo wouldn't because he's a prickly pear and Jakob is just a neglectful asshole
>>135748609
Did the game explode after that?
>>135748379
I think Fates has the least memorable soundtrack in the series. I can't even remember any songs that aren't just riffs of the main theme. When are we gonna get memorable music like the BK and Oliver's themes again?
>>135740014Rarepair: Laslow being a total virgin who is all bark and no bite and being a whimpering, blushing mess while making love to his beautiful tiny wife, Nyx~~
>>135744431
Thanks Rallyman! I'm on chapter 27 in conquest, I'm almost done!
>>135748413
>mfw Leon actually kills that faggot without hesitation
I half expected Kamui to jump in and save him. Leon should be the Lord of Conquest, not that whiny naive manakete retard.
>>135748609
what the fuck
>>135748325
-tips sombrero-
M'lord
>tfw Elise X Ryoma
I don't know if it's cute or if it's creepy
>>135746762
5/10. Not to my tastes but perfectly decent.
>crit at 2%
Just one of those fire emblem things.
>>135748817
Leo kills Iago.
In both routes.
>>135747872
Before anal you need to flush out your colon to avoid poop getting everywhere. I have no idea what they'd use in an era before machinery existed.
>>135748545
True enough, but I just can't help but ponder about pointless shit sometimes. Do you think Selkie's vagina is more like a human's or fox's?
>>135748686
Why are Lissa and Sakura so useless?
I married Jakob to Mozu for some reason; what should I make Dwyer? Also, if he Heart Seals before Offspring Sealing, will he be able to get the weapon rank boost to something that isn't Strategist or Butler?
>>135748609
D-D-DESTRUCTION
> there are still people in /feg/ who are waiting to play fates
>>135748325
'sup dude
>>135748743
There's only one song I ever even recognize from fates and I really, really like it. It's easily among my favorite FE themes. Both versions of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17tPXr8h1PA
>Can't marry Camilla as Femui
>Can't marry Hinoka as Femui
FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT /feg/
>>135748325
generic troubadour best waifu
>>135748995
You can't use offspring seals if you use a heart seal
Revelation is far too short for the amount of characters it throws at you.
>>135749028
Only Yurupoors too dumb to downgrade.
>>135745171
Grinding castle battles to get a meido out of jail.
>>135748924
It's fine, bro. She's technically an adult.
Whether or not it's in the spirit of the law is another matter.
>>135748978
I think Selkie's would be a mix of both. But that's just me.
>>135749028
>Sorry for living in europe.
Not everybody gets the games early jackass.
>>135749028
Only two more months for Yuropoors!Please kill me
>>135748817
>leo and takumi are lords
>both insecure hotheads not ready for leading, player gets to learn and grow alongside them
>able to make mistakes without having sudden moments of retardedness
too bad self-insert emblem ruined everything yet again
>>135748609
A DEVASTATING BLOW
>dedicated to his work
>worships his boss
>has a son who is a major disappointment
>not good with feelings
>hates candy
>all his friends are incompetent
Is Saizo secretlyHank Hill?
>just beat Conquest
>about to start Birthright
I don't know if I can do this you guys
>>135748924
It's cute.
Rate it, nerds.
>Orochi x Takumi
I find this hilarious because she basically bullied him until he lost his shit and went out about how I'M A MAN and then she fucked him. I imagine she likes to be on top, controlling the pace and tempo and making the guy cum fast just so she can admonish him, but keep riding anyways as punishment.
>>135749192
>Rusty Shackleford
>incompetent
>>135749192
>saizo's explosive flames are the result of propane and propane accessories