Anime edition
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
>5 posts
new mememick pbbest time on emu lmao
![[meows internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGF7Wht.jpg "[meows internally].jpg")
>>135726395
tfw will never be smothered between some qt elin thighs
why even live, senpai
Could Cosmo have been saved, or was his transformation inevitable?
>>135726865
go away cosmo
>>135726865
he was always a faggot
>>135726395
What is the meaning of this image? There are elin but they have no delicious thighs.
WORLD RECORDS
>>135726865
End cultural marxism
>>135727057
tfw you nut to some plump elin thighs
10 IPs
11 IPs
Excuse me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence to pay respects to the late SDA IRC.
>>135729128
>>135729204
how many ips would we get if lurkers counted
>>135730824
9001
>>135730824
i literally only come here to ctrl f my name
If Noircat and Cosmo did the fusion dance, they would be Noircissa.
>still making these threads
lol?
name one reason slayer isnt streaming monster hunter right now
>>135733081
He is trying to fight both of his fists into his anus and so doesn't have a hand free to play video games with.
>>135733226
o_o
>bounceyboi, the FIRST 1:16 in SMS is suddenly QUITTING speedrunning after he got cucked out of SMS by a better player and couldnt hold up the TP HD charade any longer
MY
SIDES
Anyone know if Zfg is there?
>>135734379
Look at ZFG, do you really thing he's someone who would willingly leave his house?
slayer there is no turok tutorial highlighted. Can you do another one?
>>135734379
nuke that shit
>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
thick elin thighs bouncing on your lap while you PB
>>135736627
tolarus....
>>135736627
don't do this, senpai. My run anxiety will start to act up
Could you guys please tell slayer to do tutorials of all his speedgames? thank you
anime is trash
i love anime!!!
I love japan period
i love getting backstabbed
and smile.dk!
Speedrunning is degenerate
I want to kiss slayer
i want to catly lick slayer
>>135741398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
"speedrunning" JRPGs
making an overlay
playing with OBS settings
buying new equipment
chatting with other runners
this is what speedrunning is all about
>>135745110
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>135745680
it is NOT about buying new equipment, only the original console allowed!
*plugs in chinese memory card*
>>135745680
dang right
>>135745680
>buying
you fucking cuck
pie
die
bie
qie
lie
tie
vie
yarumasi
fry
hey bois, wanna come over and hav a gud time?
>tfw comfy slayerofbabies stream
i hate waking up
>>135753206
we can play smash over the net fella
>>135753805
slayer hates my guts.
Slayer stream fc3 routing :3
>>135753993
i don't think slayer is capable of feeling hatred
>>135735795
When is this going to change to the steph curry of speedrunning? Lebron is an old man past his prime now.
would twitch let me speedrun princess trainer?
thats it
give me a stream to monster right now or im gonna do it
so no highlights right now?
>>135757073
Ennopp
34 IPs
>>135753206
>>135753878
the only thing i'm gonna smash is this trannies head in
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with doing runs on VC, but there's everything wrong with doing runs on emulator.
>>135753206
how long until the HRT starts doing something besides fucking with his brain?
>>135761869
that's all it does
men are not wired the same as women
men taking women's hormones just fucks theirs brains up. Like a virus combating a foreign body, they just can't cope with it.
so how about those videogames, fellas?
>>135761862
VC is emulator, you contradicted yourself.
>>135761869
all it will do is give him weird fatty tits and make his face look subtly softer, which will take at least a year. by that time, his mind will be completely destroyed.
watching someone go through a "transition" is like watching someone succumb to a heroin addiction or something. it's kind of morbid because you know they can only go down from here and this will likely end in death.
>>135762521
One has endless permutations that could be used to speed it up, the other doesn't.
>>135762861
They are both emulators, what would be more correct is to say only official emulation should be allowed (VC)
>>135762168
*blurts out a random buzzword intended to stop you talking about this*
>>135762168
OMG I can't believe it's the current year and people still say things like this
>>135763490
VIDEO GAMES
>>135763843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
really enjoying this erection im having rn
>>135764553
i know who posted this and he is a massive faggot
>>135764695
oh i'm massive alright ;)
>>135764695
kiss my black ass fuccboi
>>135764695
smame
>>135764936
is there any consensus on what the definition of a fuccboi is?
>>135765054
it's a definition-fluid term
fuck your binary roles
>>135765205
damn thats a good answer, id give you reddit gold if i could
has cosmo tweeted about us recently?
>>135767281
not yet anyway
any PSP games worth running?
I kinda just want to justify buying a PSP
are the 3000's the best? I've heard the screens have issues
>>135767816
Prinny if you can mash fast enough for quick-kills.
>>135767816
is ppsspp allowed for most games? and if it is, how much slower is it?
>>135767816
3ks are the best but the only one that has a proper tv connection is the 2k
look into vita tv potentially for any download titles still possible
>>135764340
thats a really cool robo voice. wheres it from?
>>135768179
I seriously doubt it because it doesn't even remotely emulate lag in most cases
>>135767816
speedrun the locoroco games
>>135768970
ayy, thats not a bad idea
>>135769027
speedrun a fat guy falling down the stairs
>https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/707371468498165760?lang=en&lang=en
1 million cucks telling him self-mutilation and delusions is the way to "happiness"
>>135769192
why the fuck would anybody take this pathetic general to heart?
>>135769192
holy fuck he just keeps making it worse
i hate cosmo
>>135770193
upwording this post
>>135770193
or you could jump off a bridge
t b h
>>135770193
you tell em gatcha-nime
>>135771042
fucking weeb
loser
virgin
nerd
>>135768970
gonna give this a big ol' word. locoroco games are great for speedruns
>>135771312
>de hippie spacing
>>135770193
you tell them, anime
>>135771226
>he doesn't stand for justice
smdh tbqhwu familla
![1458431843885[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/xEDVH1L.jpg "1458431843885[1].webm")
lol
liberals btfo
>>135771817
absolutely loving this speedrunning related content my dude
>>135772037
why don't i speed run ur liberal face with my fist
lool
*boots up m speed game*
*gets to slow part w/ unskipable cut sceen*
*type out a post w 1 hand b cuz other hand mashing thru tex lol*
how u guy s doing tonight this fine satuurday eve. im pretty well myself been good. thanks
>>135772273
how did u do the captcha?
>>135772363
i forgot my dude its just pic the rite things what have a palm tree in it. ezpz. ne ways hows ur runs goin
>>135772134
who said i was liberal
just go to /pol/ to talk about non-speedrunning politcal stuff
>>135772482
i don't speedrun or watch speedruns
right now i'm watching pro dota
>>135772583
croni can i PLEASE feel ur butt please i am begging
>>135772758
I will slit ur throat, queer
>>135772848
im male and croni is female
nothing queer about that.
>>135773030
putting on a dress doesn't make u a female
>>135773030
no croni is a male, you want to touch a male butt
nothing turns a male butt into a female butt
>>135773158
>>135773240
its 2016. grow up
>>135772758
tfw croni will NEVER let you feel her butt
>make one tiny mistake
>everyone leaves like they were just waiting for an excuse
thanks!
>>135773274
sorry but in the "current year" it's still not possible to turn a physically male butt into a female butt, it's still gay
>>135773274
its 2016. come out of the closet
>>135773394
I'm such a supportive speedfriend though!
>>135773686
i'll come out of the closet with my fucking 12 guage
>>135773394
nice meme we only watch slayer now
>>135771817
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>135771569
what?
>>135774013
thanks, I noticed.
>>135773274
>de hippie spacing
Committing sudoko live on stream:
/chaotic_ace
>>135774318
dude epic
Please watch Hippie.
>>135774318
ok this was good
>>135774318
olol hes SO FUCKING MAD damn
>>135774168
Whats your stream? some of us still like speedruns
>eat some din din
>check twitch
>pie and spike arent live with windwaker yet
Just imagine if you would have used the hundreds and hundreds of hours you spent on grinding a few more seconds down on that obscure japanese 90s game and had instead spent that time on the guitar or the piano.
But I guess people like you are always appreciated to help us others look better.
>>135768762
medievil
>>135775602
i don't speedrun and have in fact been putting many hours into the guitar
>>135775602
are you subtweeting the 1000+ hours into samurai warriors 1 bro?
>>135770193
*turns off White genocide*
>>135775718
okay snowy no one cares
please talk about me (Cronikeys here)
>>135776843
Cronikeys, will you help build Trump's "Stop White genocide" wall?
>>135776843
you're kind of gross and weird, but I appreciate the things you do and your Trump affinity
>>135776843
Will you let me touch your butt if I do?
>>135776843
stop listening to such boring music
>>135776952
YES. I think he should do a buck-a-brick thing and imprint peoples' names on each brick.
>>135777127
I'm more than "kind of" and I appreciate your appreciation friend
>>135777356
Well it's like touching a soft, scrumptious sponge cake.. you probably wouldn't like it
>>135777372
Name one thing boring about this: https://youtu.be/p1ZMTwPim_s
>>135777803
>de blog post
>>135777803
>you probably wouldn't like it
I can't say that unless I've tried!
>>135777910
>de hippie spacing
>>135777910
This is a 4can AMA fucker
>>135778061
well OK but you'd have to ask permission first and get riton consent
>>135778103
>ask permission first
that's what I'm doing now though.....
>>135778216
well this all depends on how attractive and rich you are. I wouldn't let an ugly poor person touch it (for instance)
>>135778390
Well I've got the money part down, and lots of girls wanted to kiss me all the time when I was a kid...
>>135778496
are you an american? I WILL NOT date a candian
>>135777803
>western prog rock
>not boring
YAWN
>>135778636
No. You'll have to come to ESA :/
>>135778724
>western prog rock
>he's never seen jaws
just fuck off you fucker i'll shoah you a good band
>>135778731
aww I like Europe if you're from there. Maybe qtheart
Ok AMA is OVER. Go back to discussing speedruns. By the way, Lode Runner 3D (N64) is a free World Record.
>>135778897
>Lode Runner 3D (N64) is a free World Record.
brb getting wr
>>135776843
>>135777803
hi mom I hope you're having a nice day
>>135779005
please do. load runner is an underrated game. I grew up with the original on PC, but the 3D one looks pretty good (better than Frogger for PS1)
I think there can be some pretty good optimization in it. Not a lot of glitches do to its 2.5D gameplay.. if you work on it post stream!
>>135779021
yaru stfu
>>135779161
>if you work on it post stream!
That will make me a bully target. No thanks
>>135779336
I promise you I'll kick the ass of anyone who bullies you. This thread sucks ass when we don't have people posting streams. You shouldn't be afraid of anyone except a couple oldbois who don't even stream (looking at you Yashi [I know we made peace but you're still a public enemy but not a private one])
Why are people on /pol/ keep posting our boy Carl Sagan?
>>135779592
http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV
>>135779171
no! that's very mean of you, you are becoming a big bully
>>135779592
link it fagut
>>135779537
I'm not sure I can trust a girl to kick anyone's ass desu
>>135779649
nice* idk how I wrote "not very mean" lel
about to go live with harvest moon wish me luck
>>135779954
good luck senpai!
i want to gnaw on bene's thighs
>>135779686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
>>135779592
its just a coincidence they have the same name. carlsagan is not that much of a liberal nutter and is actually our boi.
>>135778897
>aww I like Europe if you're from there.
I hope you're fine with a Scandinavian
>>135779730
Well we'll never meet in person and I win every argument online. You really don't have to worry, friend. I'm the Putin/Trump of Speedrunning. I even got Goose's endorsement after annihilating him over the Canadian issue.
>>135780365
Only Denmark
>>135780204
is that carl? how far the mighty have sunked
>>135780464
>Only Denmark
Why would you want those fagbois?
That's it. I'm out.
>>135780818
hard stance on immigration. how do I know you're not a terrorist ahmed?
>>135781386
Because I'm white as snow and mudslimes should be rounded up and shot.
>>135780365
F U C K O F F tranny loving swedecuck
>>135781547
Joke's on you I'm not Swedish.
>>135781547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
>open thread
>cronikeys is blogging again
>close thread
does anyone know when pie will be live
>>135783541
when you die
>>135782408
there is NO making fun of my gf. so stop.
>>135783719
That's a man, man
Reminder to join the official /srg/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpJ5k9l
>>135783970
so?
>>135784135
?
you have to make an account?
fk that
>>135783970
>he fell for the croni's a tranny meme
>>135784846
>he fell for the meme they aren't
>>135784135
what did you make me join oh my god
>>135784993
Beautiful. Just beautiful! I'll say it, I'll say it - no one else will - that little girl is beautiful. Proud!
>Croni will never be your wife
end me senpai
>>135785316
wake up Chen!
It's time to speedrun!
https://twitter.com/Keizaron/status/711370528078962689
help this lil bitchnigga out
>>135788531
>literal reddit shit memer that posts srg things for attention
get the fuck out of here you cunt, go fucking die already
thanks for fucking tainting battle network with your shitery
>>135788896
you should tweet him that
>>135776843
>>135777803
Shut the fuck up you disgusting, irrelevant tranny freak. You have no relevance to speedrunning or this general and you are a filthy tranny that needs to be curb stomped. Everytime you post dumb shit like this I already lose even more respect for someone who already deserves to have their brain spilled over the pavement by a good boot.
Fuck off.
>>135789284
thanks for the late response!
>>135789372
Shut the fuck up you cunt.
Is this really Cronikeys?
>>135789468
No, that's Ashley.
>>135789468
yes they confirmed it themselves
sorta makes me ashamed to be an eagle
>>135789468
looks a little too young
>>135789468
why is she throwing up gang signs?
reminder that the only way to help a tranny out is to bully them until they hurry up their inevitable suicide
>>135789889
for what possible purpose would you want Croni to commit suicide? she's hot, votes Trump, does shit for the speedrunning community, and hates shitters like Ari and Cosmo
>>135790079
it's birdxbrain
https://twitter.com/Keizaron/status/711387744400842752
>>135790079
>>135790148
He isn't relevant, he is not involved in speedrunning and she probably encourages Ari & Cosmo. Cancer. Bullet. Stop crying about it you tranny fucker.
>>135790079
>she's hot
stopped reading there
>>135790312
>>135790312
>not involved with speedrunning
doesn't speedrunning and isn't a speedrunner, but helps with marathons and cheerleads for all of our bois. fuck off if you can't acknowledge that
>>135790336
t. faggot
>>135790546
Being a stream monster is NOTHING to defend you fucking beta, absolutely REACHING. Off yourself as soon as possible, you are absolutely pathetic.
>>135790546
>t. faggot
t. thirstfag
>>135790709
>wanting a hot tranny is thirsty
>>135790705
over half the people here are stream monsters. you only hate croni because she probably call you out on some faggoty thing you partake in
>>135790352
what animal will squid turn into in 2017?
>>135790878
a minx
>>135790878
a crab because crabbros (only oldfags will get dat 1)
>>135790079
she looks like a guy with long hair despite getting plastic surgery multiple times. her attention whoring is obnoxious if you're not a desperately lonely /v/tard. she doesn't speedrun. she's already tried to kill herself multiple times, and is still suicidal, so why not get it the fuck over with?
>>135790874
once again
>hot
why the fuck do you think he's getting plastic surgery? guess what, it's because even he recognizes that he's ugly.
>>135791191
Croni fine af doe
>>135791309
yeah we get it cronikeys. you're narcissistic and like to post about yourself.
did cronikeys snip her peepee off????
Jesus christ, are you guys fucking sicko trannies & tranny defenders?
End Cultural Marxism
>>135791485
no she's just hiding it in my mouth :3c
>>135791637
oh my goodness!!!!!
>>135790874
I hate Alan because he constantly forces himself despite acting like he is aware that he is not relevant outside of the thread. He is a mental freak who literally can't help but thirst for attention, and for whatever reason, he has chose this place to hunt for it, probably because it's filled with pathetic faggots like you, who also need to be hung.
Stop posting about yourself, Alan the Man, you are fucking pathetic.
>>135791272
I don't thinksheshould get surgery. Are you blind or just a fag?
nkr probably has a secret crush on croni............
what would u give up to hold hands with cronikeys for 1 minute.. id give everything i have desu
>>135791191
1) no she doesn't
2) she posts once a day tops and manages our team list
3) who gives a shit if she speedruns or not. she's done a lot for the community
where will you be when downie brownie cucks ion into 3rd place in ape escape 2
>>135792005
>de hippie spacing
>>135791756
>being called a man is an insult
you're a man, too. BURN amiright
