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Anonymous 03/19/16(Sat)13:07:52 No.135708050
>pizza with sausage and peppers!
FIRST FOR OUR GUYS
Why is Notail so fucking SHIT at this game?
How do we stop the gook menace?
>Anonymous 03/19/16(Sat)13:07:52 No.135708050
>>135721569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRGilUhmFJs
Who won Frankfurt, I din't see the answers
>0 memes early
>>135721469
where's the OP pic from
SPROINK
>moonmeander first blooded again
what the fuck is he wearing
Does being muslim make you better at Dota?
>>135721541
>blogging during esports
>>135721772
Only with Techies.
>>135721668
A one patch team, apparently. It honestly sucks seeing them get exposed as frauds because that was also a time when western dota looked nearly devoid of good teams and needed new heroes to step up.
>>135721772
Arabs are good at Dota for some reason
MVP really has much better tempo controllers to get a lot of momentum in this game. Just look at Juggernaut's kit and the CC they get out of Lion and Void. Koreans really are gifted at MOBAs. They even picked a tanky hero like Death Prophet.
>no boots 8 minutes in
>n0tail
hahahaha
>no boots
KICK FUCKING WHEN????
DOMINATOR BEFORE BOOTS INTO QUICK 2 FEEDS
WHY THE FUCK IS NOTAIL PLAYING A CORE STILL
>BIG DADDY N0BOOTS
LEL WHAT A SHITTER XD
nth for p-god
post outdated memes
>>135721772
It makes you better at the mid lane and carry. Whites are better at supporting.
>>135722268
>le pugna picker
Reminder
>>135722374
he is saving strats
>ended a match
>find new match
>found
>click accept
>it connects
>fails to connect
>internet no problem
>click reconnect
>cant connect
>gets a 20 minute ban for failing to ready up
what the fuck
and it was australia server but im not a kangaroo fucker, i dont even know why i picked an australian server
fuck all you kangaroo fuckers and your shitty internet dick fuckers
i hope your country burn in hell and your family gets cancer
>>135722357
why didn't the enchantress just go offlane and zone the sven from the lane?
the void is doing fucking nothing
Can you imagine how much stronger Team Secret would be if they didn't this tard as a carry? If they had miracle or burning as their carry, they wouldn't have dropped a single game at Shanghai.
>>135722268
Secret will destroy you tomorrow. You'll be raped twice this month inshallah
>>135722421
Lelouch is a janitor clearly.
Can't hear you any more MVP faggots.
>That Ult
>>135722472
>burning
rofl
>>135722357
>>135722472
>miracle
>good
>>135722490
What are you doing lelouch? I posted dota2 related content.
>>135722472
>burning
>Durka casting a lan
llama teir desu
>>135722472
Puppey can only function when he's got a borderline retarded carry to shout at.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW GOOKSHITTERS?
>pros waited for 2016 to realize maxing storm hammer is GARBAGE
>>135722657
is that from deutsch aktuell? i read that when i took german in high school.
>>135722539
Feels really good exercising your powers the wrong way?
Durka has improved a lot desu
rip gooks
>>135722842
>this unhealthy obsession based on no evidence.
>>135722357
more like juggernot
WE ARE DOING IT REDDIT! 4CHAN BTFO
I can't comprehend why he jungled/roamed on an enchantress
When he could just go sit in the offlane & free farm/zone the enemy carry
They picked some low tier heros
jugg does nothing, they SAW jugg did nothing last game
void loses every game, just doesn't do anything with that shitty fucking meme build
no bts no watch
>>135722657
>the typical burger
>>135722843
I think he's showing excitement finally because he was actually invited to cast something outside the joindota studio.
>>135722357
Blitz is so fucking salty over the gooks losing
Don't see anyone laughing at N0tail any more?
Come on speak up you K-SHIT TARDS, OG IS BACK AND WE'RE WINNING IT ALL.
>other games dont know about honeypots
>>135722357
>>135722971
>one team is reddit
>the other is kpop
SHIEEEET!
>>135722971
>Peter "I have my own subreddit" Dager
>our guy
>5 players
>10 hands
>50 fingers
>we dont count feet
how many fingers would Secret have to break for navi to win?
>>135722357
>get one win as a result of an outdraft
>le korean domination xd
>>135722357
Original as fuck
Sorry for asking when game is going on but is armlet sven good? When should you buy it, after dominator/blink?
daily reminder that leddit believes Fear actually played well at shanghai when he single-handedly lost EG their last game by buying an atos on enigma.
>people posting about honeypot games between gigamemers
>korean wins 2-1 anyways
n0lans will not prevail
>>135721718
>when you from the hood but have art school friends
>>135722971
>ppd
>our guy
americuck pls
>literally every game that ive played this week has invoker, spectre, LD, and OD in it
why does valve allow this to happen? why do they only put out a patch ever 6-10 months when the game is obviously not even close balanced?
>>135722357
>>135723238
eh m8 i think DP is fine but obviously shes not as good as OD
I think that shes really not that good of a mid hero tho
Safelane DP would likely be better
AND THAT'S THE WIN CONDITION
>>135722971
>anime is not our guy
>OD
One day Valve will make a patch that balances all heroes.
>>135723337
Because people will just bandwaggon whatever pros like to pick any patch.
>Pick OD and Sven
>It's impossible to counter both because counters for one don't counter the other
>Win every game because of how unbelievably overpowered OD is at the moment
lmao 6.86 dota
>Game is so snowbally MVP called GG without losing one rax
WOW NICE GAME DOTARDS THERE'S NO CHANCE TO COME BACK FROM A BAD GAME
>>135721682
red the drawfag
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/archive
>>135723028
>I think he's showing excitement
he always sounds excited. In fact, thats the problem for me, he sounds too excited about... anything.
Anyway durka>maut
>>135721718
that looks good
>d2g on fashion
great panel really exci... zzz
DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY PROPER ANALYSTS SO THEY HAVE TO USE THE PLAYERS?
>>135723440
That patch is called 2013-2014
>>135723462
>memeback is dead
BASED
LET THE BODIES HIT THE RAX
LET THE BODIES HIT THE RAX
LET THE BODIES HIT...
THE...
RRRRAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>135723456
>get armor
>OD rapes you
>get bkb
>Sven rapes you
Its kinda like poterry
>>135723456
?
If the enchantress had just sat in the offlane & sven got little farm, it would have been an entirely different game
Also pick a different ADC than jugg, and tell the DP to just fucking farm instead of aimlessly roaming.
>>135723532
he looks like a priest that steals from the donation box
Gonna be a close game , game 3 .
rekt
>>135723439
>leddit requesting swindle full-time analyst
when will it end
>>135723627
The necklace is out of place, otherwise it looks good
>>135723485
>big titty cow lina
damn son
>>135723625
>Entirely different game
OD still rapes the game.
>>135723563
This is what they get for not taking Soe to host.
>>135723696
reddits are us you fool
>>135723702
yeah, i just posted that in the first place because it looked out of place on him
>>135723208
is NS still alive?
Croats report in
> Rostiljam, pijem pivo i bacam dota 2 memes sa cobanima kad vec nismo u Splitu
>>135723439
>>135723563
PROPER ANALYSTS
>DUDE TEMPO CONTROL LMAO
>DUDE MUH MOMENTUM
>DAT WIN CONDITION DUDESTERS
>>135723801
what the fuck is that
>>135723769
not if he dies during chrono or lion CC every time
a DP with euls & ghost can handle OD
>>135723809
I do that all the time. He's my guy.
>>135723809
what do you expect from reddit the team
>>135723869
looks like Cevapcici
>>135723869
peruvian penis
>>135723625
>ADC
A
D
C
>>135723219
shit Im watching h3h3 right now, I want to cum in her mouth so bad
>>135723563
>please use players as analysts! is so much better
>look look, they don have any analyst just players. What a bunch of faggots.
>>135723959
right on mate
When is this deadweight going to get kicked?
I'm bored of this patch. Mainly back to push strats and global shit in 5k mmr games.
Sad thing is nothing will be updated until after Manila tournament.
>>135723975
problem?
jugg is an ADC
he does physical attack damage
and you build items to scale his physical attack
OD & DP are APC's
>>135723445
you mean like how they do now?
Why are so many anons triggered by N0tail?
>>135724003
Players are so much better than analysts. Kuroky is amazing they should bring him back for analyzing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135724256
I personally just heavily dislike reddit personalities but thats just me
>>135724214
Yes exactly.
No matter how balanced the game actually is, people will just bandwagon whatever is considered strong anyway.
>>135724256
because of one shitposter in here.
yes, people are actually that autistic.
>>135724348
Zoom in more and you'll see where neil armstrong and buzz aldrin landed
>>135724209
>OD & DP are armored personnel carriers
Well, that explains why they wants tanks for protection.
>>135724256
just because of Lelouch
>>135724256
Because they're autistic.
He's the mostest our guy. EU hub never forget.
Asian landwhale mad at misogynist white male n0tail never forget.
>tfw no literal cancer hero
>>135724256
I don't know man, he's fucking hilarious, how could anyone hate him.
I mean.... orangutang ganjia... like wow, how can one man be so fucking funny, I just don't get it!
>>135723953
>website full of bandwagoners
>secret win shanghai
dunno what you expect
>professionals aren't picking battlefury troll
Why even live. How do I tell Puppey to pick it?
>>135724605
>>135724492
>>135724485
>>135724375
>>135724375
>>135724369
>>135724256
An unlit, lengthy addiction.
>>135724586
necrophos
Guys is Swindle a manlet or is Cap and the Swede giant?
>>135724684
One day I'll be as hated and infamous as you.
>>135724643
>updated 24/2/2016
that was at the VERY beginning of shanghai, before any real games were even played. Team secret has always been team reddit, even when they were a literal tier 2 team.
Im sure its even worse now
Is this one of the cleanest events ever? It looks so comfy there
Cap is bretty tall.
>>135724824
whats the secret
>>135724814
not even him lad
the anti-lelouch circlejerk is 10x worse than lelouch
it's mostly just assblasted gigaNEETs who are obsessed with him, like merem
>>135724824
shit like this is so cringeworthy. why are they trying to make videogame teams look badass?
>ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE ZEUS SPECTRE
Every fucking game, if someone picks either of the heroes, you instantly have to pick the other or its a guaranteed loss.
If you fuck up once, one team fight, the game is over because spectre has more than shes supposed to have.
GOOOOD FUCKING GAME, this is 10 times more cancer than troll sniper meta.
keep your dumb fucking aussie posters off /fgg/
>>135725031
>Shitback
RIP MVP
>bristle wisp
secret mvp finals
>>135725087
Wanne be my gf?
>>135724881
>You will never pick Soe up and powerfuck her
Honestly I can't wait until pro players start retiring and replace these "casters" and "analysts"
bad spiky man is here
RIP MVP
>>135725031
go to sleep lelouch
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>>135725150
I already did that DESU
>open bar for the players
I know who's behind this
>>135725082
>Build pipe
>Don't split like headless chickens
>Both ult negated
wow so hard.
>Oh shit
VALVE I CAN'T HAVE THIS LANGUAGE SWEARING TRIGGERS ME
FIRE HIM FIRE HIM FIRE HIM
>he has minibar FREE of charge
>he still stands there hosting the event for FREE
i dont understand some people
>>135725042
>shit like this is so cringeworthy. why are they trying to make videogame teams look badass?
If you haven't seen the cringe that is Fnatic CS:GO presentation, please do. I promise it's more cringy than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I&ab_channel=ABS7RVCT
>>135725350
This is produced by a german company, buddy We can say shit all we want.
>>135725276
why aren't you on the panel Tobi?
>>135725459
Getting drunk at the bar.
>>135725331
>don't split
ye and lose out on farm and losing the game even faster if you stalemate/lose teamfight
>pipe
trash item
>>135725371
>that music
oh god what the fuck
>>135725367
its saturday, usually the day everyone in croatia goes out and get wasted, so there is still time
>>135725367
I don't think his country's laws allow him to be drunk.
>Land of the "free"
>Can't drink before you're 21
LOL
>>135725654
>usually the day everyone in croatia
>croatia
yeah because we don't know what people do in saturday
>dark seer
>enigma
>no follow up
>>135725742
Absolutely haram. When Islam reigns supreme people won't have to go out and drown their sorrows on Saturday.
>>135725654
Fuck off to reddit Tublerone.
>drafting Weaver into Disruptor
>Weaver
EleGiggle
>>135725747
Why do they pick PL if he's got such a bad 41% winrate at 5k mmr?
Did EE become a muslim? Is that the reason he's suddenly really good?
double bounty, enemy picked weaver
yeah we won
Uh when are the Canadians playing?
Moon doesn't count because he looks like a monkey
>>135725940
>Did EE become a muslim?
He got more than one waifu and the options were muslim or mormon.
>instead of upgrading specific skills, Aghs now makes all of the hero's skills go through magic immunity, available for all heroes
Dota fixed?
>>135726007
>more than one waifu
What the fuck?
>>135725963
>slavteezy
>markhamEE
yeah no
>>135726012
>Disruptor becomes the ultimate hero
I like it.
>>135726060
>He doesn't have a harem
lmao
Who thought it was a good idea to have durka cast a lan?
Even kotlguy is preferable.
>>135725940
>EE
>Suddenly good
do you even enver
he has 5 minutes of brilliance, then chokes and goes back to being a tard. an ability to fuck up every time
>>135725963
>>135726176
All secret needs is his 5 minutes of brilliance
>>135726012
>Blink goes through Magic Immunity
AM becomes first pick
>>135726176
Yeah but he's the carry of the best team in the world and you're not.
>>135726278
>cuckret
>best team in the world
all of my lmaos
>>135726012
>BKB useless
>linkens and lotus everywhere
Retarded/10.
>>135726328
Excuse me but who won Shanghai again?
god i love phantom lancer
>OVERLY GAY
LEL
is QO the best player in the world?
>OG
>>135726416
>non-TI tournaments
literally who cares
Yo how is PL balanced
>>135726541
That was literally all Arcane rune though
>>135726367
BKB still gives 100% magic resistance
>>135726539
Who's beating "the best team in the world" tomorrow in a best of 3 as usual?
Player that do not get any type of boots on Weaver need to kill themselves.
>>135726541
Some little bones in his inner ear and the tail.
>nerf bottle patch after patch
>never bother fixing the TP from fountain exploit
kek
Why would you ever pick PL
y u do this OG
Bristle is the sexiest hero in Dota 2
>>135726682
Youare right
GUY
WHAT IF
>BLINK LYCAN
>OG
EXPOSED
>notail
god why is he so fucking bad, I feel bad for fly and miracle
>>135726657
>Aura linger is now an exploit
?
The top half of the bracket is completely irrelevant, anyway.
wonden when will noskill gett booted
>>135726808
>this deep dark obsession.
Guys what if we drafted absolutely 0 stuns lmao
>>135726808
FLOWER, ALSO A RIVER
>big daddy few lans
>americucks getting flustered and triggered by friendly swear words
?? explain this doturds
If they had weaver freefarming instead of this garbage they would be even more ahead.
>the two supports on OG are keeping up
>tfw the "second support" of OG is actually a weaver
>>135726854
>second lowest networth on his team
lel ouch on suicide watch
The feed continues
>>135726991
weaver is a late game monster shitter
you wouldn't know being stuck in 2k
>>135726172
i do like him, now
i used to hate the guts out of him
>Support Weaver
Nice meta yurocunts
wtf was that
moon?
>>135726657
>>never bother fixing the TP from fountain exploit
with the addition of the buff icon im pretty sure they're trying to say they want it to work that way
>moonmeander
>n0lans
>>135727139
>support ember
nice innovations gookshits
whta the fuck moon
>>135726657
>teamwork is an exploit
What are you, a WoW player?
>og
>not washed up team who won only because no one prepared properly for them
B O L D
O
L
D
PREDICTION
>3000 net worth Weaver 15 minutes in
who won frankfurt major again i forgot.
>>135727329
this guy
How did n0lans ever win a tournament
>stats over doppel against a chasing lineup
kill yourself my good man
notail all fail
>>135727329
Cr1t Miracle Fly Moonmeander
Finally, a bigger patchteam than Alliance
>>135727418
Nolans was given aghs by miracles alchemist. That's literally all that happened.
>>135727329
>7th-8th place on shanghai
>about to be rekt by based gooks
how sad
>>135727329
a one patch reddit team that fell into tier 3 obscurity after they were patched
>tfw people will be literaly 10.000 Solo MMR in my lifetime and ill still be 4300
Do people actually think Weaver is still a good hero in 2016
what's the stats on seer + enigma wins this patch? it can't be good right? p sure mek/greaves is too essential on both to have them on the same team
3k networth
im 4k and i play a better weaver than this worthless homo
>fps
hey guys! I'm pretty new to dota (been watching since TI4) and there's one thing that always bothered me...
why is this guy on such a big team, I haven't seen him do much (maybe some decent PL game here and there)... even on frankfurt major it was pretty much the miracle + cr1t show, with fly playing great defensive supports..
But this guy, I feel I could play his position and do as well. He has no presence, no farm, doesn't win lanes and tends to die a bit too much...
So what gives? Is he like really popular or something because him playing in a team with such great players seems to me like one SICK joke...
reminder that miracle had the chance to be on Secret and chose OG instead
