Bones quit shitposting edition.
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
Ruins: >>135645935
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
-Straw Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7121168/r
sans
nth for lizard
*Smells like Muffeet.
>>135699907
>Bones quit shitposting edition.
never ever
>>135699907
Tell me, why are all Papfags huge rape nuts?
dad
>>135700045
What's going on in this pic? Why is Napstablook there?
>>135700110
i do not know
the real satisfying rape is in friskfaggotry
>>135700110
the more innocent something is, the more people will want to corrupt it
I love Chara.
>>135699907
Also if someone could make undyne holding a small alphys for reference that would be nice
Here I'll even give the original
Hey guys, can you tell if this is a lying child or not? I found it at my front door asking for treats.
>>135700221
charas pretty great, not gonna lie
>>135700298
Well let me just use >>135700298
Wait...
ITS A FAKE
>>135700298
Take it inside to show you the huge candy bars, Lock her inside, lead her to your basement, knock her unconscious. Tie her up with chains against the wall, as she wakes up reveal a 5 foot long snickers bar.
Hey, dudes. What's on your minds?
>>135700298
That is a skeleton in training. Help it on its journey with calcium-rich snacks.
>>135700473
No that's a lying CHILD
>>135700469
Frisks' body.
How about this? This also showed up at my door demanding treats.
>>135700420
Oh SHIT GET IT OUT
>>135700428
You sick fuck that's a fake bones!
>>135700505
Have you never trained a skeleton before? Don't speak on matters you don't understand.
>>135700469
took too long of a nap now im awake when I should be asleep
Now im thinking of which scary movie to watch
>>135700564
>Cracks in skull
OH SHIT IT'S GASTER
CATCH HIM QUICKLY
I want to give Papyrus VIENETTA icecream bars, fat stacks of cash and sick eurobeat riffs.
>>135700532
Let me just fix my mistake.
>>135700469
The only thing that's ever on my mind;bada bing!
>in the neutral final boss fight, you win by getting help from six souls (the human souls)
>in the true pacifist final boss fight, you also win by getting help from six souls (the lost souls of your monster friends)
wHOOOAAAOOAOA
>>135700571
I bet you don't even have a small bone for reference!
>>135700564
>>135700224
SHOOT IT
This whole game is literally just about mental illness.
>Sans
Existential dread
>Papyrus
Asperger Syndrome, delusions of grandeur
>Undyne
Anger management issues
>Alphys
Anxiety
>Napstablook
Depression
>Mettaton
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
>Flowey/Asriel
Sociopathy
>Chara
Psychopathy
>FriskMultiple Personality Disorder
>hear that you meet Asriel in the pacifist playthrough
>do an entire pacifist playthrough just to get Asriel to show himself
>he finally does
>beat the ever living shit out of him
>game won't let me kill him
The fuck is this shit? Come on Toby, I thought I was the one who decided who lives and dies here. That's the entire premise of the game and you took that away.
Hey.
Hey guys.
Guys.
Guys.It's time.
Hello Tumblr. Can you list all the different genders, next?
>>135700889
>tfw you have like half of these
>>135700998
Cis shitlord
Female
Butch
Cuck
Queer
Deep One
Horseradish
>>135700998
Male and female
>>135700998
gee, if I had a dollar for every gender out there, id have two dollars
>>135700889
You know this makes me wonder why Sans, Flowey, and Chara are my favorite characters.
>>135701053
>tfw no deep one boyfriend
>>135700163
>tfw you can rape the child to death and it keeps coming back because it's starting to like it
>>135701053Is mayonnaise a gender?
Heya /utg/
Based on a poll earlier today, I've made a Papyrus vs sans battle short fanfic.As in, it's only one part, but it's a long part.Here you are /utg/: "Papyrus vs Sans: A Brotherly Battle"
http://pastebin.com/yuACXWAs
Enjoy!
>>135701129
I like the way you think, anon.
>>135701130
I'm white and male so i can't say its not
>>135700469
I am wondering about the ethics and values related to a rape fetish.
>scrolling through some artist's blog
>see a post about "a poly fic with papyton and mettasans!" and gushing about how good it is
>mfw
Everything about that fic sounded like something I wouldn't read even if you paid me
>>135700943
Do a genocide run.
>Tags: Sans x reader, Sans x Papyrus, Soriel
>>135701190
That was amazing!
Reading it with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnOfFF_smR0 playing in the background really made the battle feel exciting.
>>135700110
Speak for yourself, I'm one of the people who keeps complaining here about the lack of sweet and consensual stuff with him, especially when he bottoms. He deserves to have a good time in bed.
Charaisunderage
>>135701525
Thank you anon! I'm surprised I stayed up super late just to finish it. I got carried away, but it's absolutely worth it if people like it.
>>135701585
So is flowey, asriel, and frisk
>>135701585
Not defending them or anything, but
Where do you think we are?
http://strawpoll.me/7121414
http://strawpoll.me/7121414
http://strawpoll.me/7121414
>>135701412
>Tags: Undyne xheroic detective Manny Pardo
>>135701714
>implying Winebot isn't drunk and abusive
>>135701412
I swear to fucking god I'm this close to just kidnapping toby and forcing him at gunpoint to tell everyone that sans has a fetish for Donald trump or something so people will stop shipping him to everything.
>>135701731
Hey pardo poster
Just wanted to let you know I think you're great
That is all
>>135701545
That's not really an answer. You're just saying you find the commonality of it annoying.
>>135701636
Just stating facts.
Humble Beginnings
>>135697539
who else feelin like garbage in here?
>>135701865
Just doing my job in trying to catch the Miami Mutilator.
>>135701987
I already had that time today. Though, this floor looks comfy, could be asked to feel again.
>>135701585
Oh, who cares, all the fans are girls who stay inside all the time and are afraid of penises.
Making the goat feel comfortable and satisfied!
>>135702052
That is not true, I am sure some are males.
>>135702052
>charafags are female
kek
>>135702084
who stay inside all the time and are afraid of penises
>>135700110
People love Papyrus because of how pure he is. Rape is the only way they can reconcile his continued purity with their insatiable lust for him.
>>135702070
Watching These are the Mysteries with the goat!
>>135702127
>be me
>chara fag
>go to use bathroom
>shaking in fear
>unzip pants
>sniffling in terror
>pulldown underwear
>scream in terror
>its my dick
>urinate uncontrollably all over the toilet in fear
>after breathing into paper bag for a few minutes stuff my 2 inch dick back in my pants
>go back to shitposting on /utg/
>>135702027
just have a lie down... if you're feeling up to it... you don't have to though
someone had asked me to draw this, hope you all like it
>>135702226
Okay, going to put on something somber, first. ... Alright, perfect. Okay, I'm ready to go.
>>135702218
Such is the life of Charafags.
>>135702316
A series to be narrated by David Attenborough.
>>135702303
Nicely done. I wanna ride on a bike with him.
>>135700110
I'm a sadist.
You can't enjoy emotional pain if the one feeling it is lame.
>>135702218
IRC user here, can confirm everyone on the IRC Chara shitposting cabal has tiny 2 inch dicks and a fear of dicks
Frick linked a draft of Drive and someone had a stroke when it reached the 10 inch goat dick.
>>135702303
i wannayankhistail
>>135702126
>>135700889
I guess that's why good old napstablook is my favorite character.
>>135702303
Can you draw Asgore patrolling the jungles of Vietnam with an M60 in his hands? Maybe behind him is Undyne with a Stoner 69? Hell just keep throwing in characters with Vietnam era guns until you've got a Cold War Conga Line?
>>135702432
We need to round all IRC users up in a boiler room and beat them all to death with a lead pipe.
Serious question, what's the deal with Gaster Blasters?
According to Papyrus' aborted Genocide route dialogue, they're tangible weapons, but Sans pulls out dozens of them from seemingly nowhere in his boss fight.
Are they the skelebros' special techniques, or are they weapons just anyone can use?
>>135702562
ill take a screenshot of that it seems like something fun to do in my spare time
>>135702562
lmao
Do you think it's even possible for someone to do a Genocide run on a blind playthrough of the game? Even if they killed everything they encountered, the amount of grinding you have to do in the Ruins doesn't strike me as the type of thing that could happen by accident.
>>135702568we need to do this to everyone tbqh
>>135702601
based
>>135702052
Charafaggot here.
This is 100%true
>>135702576
It's like how Papyrus is able to throw hundreds of bones at you but they are all stored in a single box.
Don't think too much about how gameplay and story interact.
>>135702576
>not coloring in the starman marks
>orange attacks
triggered
>>135702638
I heard it of happening because they thought they needed to grind in the Ruins and then kept doing it because the Save points encouraged them.
>>135702562
>Cold War Conga Line
This for just that statement
>>135702226
Holy shit, that was a good session. Felt like I reached some clarity subconsciously.
Are we dead? Am i finally free?
>>135703101
nope
>>135700110
Sadism I guess. The sweeter they are, the more delicious their despair is.
>>135703097
I gotta agree, it was definitely the highlight of my week
>>135701987
right
fucking
here
>>135703134
Please, I wanna get off this ride
>>135703205
Look at that face. When I see that I wanna do the opposite of rape.
>>135703318
>I will be finally free when I reach page 10
>>135703313
You missed the opportunity to feel like garbage with me and anon but I'll still give you a hug
>>135703478
I wanna hug the goste
>>135703389
Masturbating alone?
>>135703478
Just curious but has Biorobo ever drawn the skeletons before? I know they've done Alphys, Flowey, and a bunch of other characters.
>>135703101
Let go of all your base assumptions about everything, even your most fundamental and know deep in yourself that it can all be taken away in an instant. Know nothing, feel nothing, be nothing. There you go.
>>135700045
Is this meant to be lewd or is Frisk just tickling her? I see tears.
>>135700136
The music that plays in Blooky's house is like the spider music slowed down. He likes to lie down after eating, and you first see him lying down near where the spider bake sale is. The last one is a little iffy I feel, but the first one is a thing.
I want a gf like Chara, what do I do?
>>135703652
nearest mental ward
>>135703652
There's a lot of crazy bitches out there, anon. Just look somewhat attractive, I guess.
>>135703506
Masturbating to Papyrus's face!
Getting cum on his skull!
Telling him it's milk and watching as he laps it all up, thinking it'll make him stronger!
Papyrus encouraging you to cum on his face more often!
Giving you frequent blowjobs and swallowing every last drop!
Is undertale literally the second coming of christ?
>>135703550
I wouldn't know, i don't really keep up with artists too much.
>>135703708
no it's autism generator: the game, and i hate that i like it
Any goat parents still up?
>>135703652
I like pictures in which Chara/Frisk is likes it when Sans beats them. Don't know why.I'm sure it's entirely unsexual reasons.
>>135703693
Well semen is pretty much pure protein, so him getting stronger out of it wouldn't be too far off
>>135703937
I'm not a goatfag but I'll post anyway
>>135703693
hot
>>135703937
I guess.
>>135704008
Ya' ain't gotta, just curious.
>>135702576
Remember that Sans is a magician.
>>135704068
What a weak man.
What woman could be attracted to such a weakling?
>>135704080
A magician?
>>135703969
>TfwIndifferent/Want to enter the Bone Zone
>>135704068
I guess we could talk about parent stuff. Like, how crazy our days were in the vain effort of making it an unannounced competition.
>>135703969
>no rapefic where a chara who hates sans within every inch of their being gets brutally and literally raped on the 100th try and every try after that
>>135704309What does that desire feel like? I kind of want it.
Goat
gimmie some requests im bored
>>135704129
>>135704352
oh no... by goat parents, you meant actual parents?
i messed up bad...
>>135704550I just get a really enjoyable rush from a boss that straight up kicks my ass. I love coming across a boss that can beat me fairly without health padding or some kind of unavoidable one hit kill.Its like "oh wow, we're going to spend a lot of time together"
>>135704636
Asriel rejecting a faggot Asrielfag with his arm around his gf.
>>135704673
u wot?
>>135704707
Oh wait you're not a drawfag are you
>>135704636
Something about Temmie and the Judge from OFF.
>>135704689
I think I can understand that.
>>135704636
Gaster/Mettaton shipping
>>135704636
Edgegote doing this
>>135704636
Mettaton as the Goblin King from Labyrinth
>>135704721
i didn't know >>135703937 meant actual parents!
>>135704719
>>135705171
YES i fuckin love it
>>135705054
Ah, I see what you mean. And no, I was talking about Toriel and Asgore posters. Kind of making a remark about parent relationships for fun.Though, now I am curious if any other legit parents post on here.
>>135705242
Oh, thank goodness.I was really embarrassed when I thought I just claimed to be a parent...
>>135705242I have a son who I have never seen because their mother went to another country without telling me.
I didn't even know I had a son until after the birth
>>135705340
That's really unfortunate Anon, my condolences.
>>135705340
Find her
>>135705293Yeah, all good, I sort of made it confusing with that follow up question.
>>135705340Must had been a helluva bomb shell for you when you got the news.
>>135704636
goat risk
>>135703101
Nah. It's just early saturday in most of the western world and it's just past midday in the middle of the europe. These are the true void hours.
>>135704636
Undyne, Papyrus and [character of your choice] playing Monopoly.
so does mspaintguy still hang around to goatpost or did the excess of asriel fags cause him to flee and go into hiding
>>135705958
Nice! Thanks.
>>135705998
he still exists if that's what you are asking
>>135702303
Breddy gud anon. I thought his fingers were smoking for a while like he'd shot some kind of magic bullet.
>>135705998
he is on either here or the IRC literally every single day
he just doesn't use a name
>>135705998
I'm not caught up on my utg lore, what happened?
>>135700943
You can kill him in the genocide route but he won't be a fabulous rainbow god there.
>>135706052
that feel when you don't feel like fiddling an IRC client
>>135706113
nothing happened i was just away for a while and checking
>>135700889
Why did you think everyone loves it so much?
>>135705958
That's actually pretty good Frick. I like it.
>>135700943
>why can't i kill the final boss of the path in which i have reached only by making the decision not to kill people
deal with your actions you faggot, you could've killed him if you hadn't been such a pacifst pussyin retrospect yes undertale has bad writing on this matter
>>135700532
>>135700675
at first i was like
REEEEEE
but then i was like
YEEEEEEE
>>135700564
Look at those shoes. Definitely not a real bones
did that desu sempai fic in the pastebin ever get updated past Part 2
>>135705894
Monopoly sucks.
>>135706674
That's almost the point.
>>135705171
>tfw your bf is always been propositioned by fags
Oh, I see you're here for your daily rites!
Now repeat after meForever wilt I bleed for Thee.
Forever shall I praise Thy dreaded name.
Forever will I serve Thee.
Thou shalt shalt forever prevail.
Inno a Satana. Inno a Satana.
Inno a Satana. Inno a Satana.
Inno a Satana.
>>135706761
A-Anon I don't think these are the right rites
Post muzak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zScZdlBzxGwweird video is apart of the package deal to circumvent copyright
>>135704925
im sorry ill go to bed now
>>135700943
>can't kill the fucking weeb dinosaur in any run
>>135706761
The soul of the Machine God surrounds thee.
The power of the Machine God invests thee.
The hate of the Machine God drives- shit
Where did you say you picked up these ritual books from again?
>>135706818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACxklBLUqI
>>135706818
all smiles over here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UodDJEE49V0
>>135706897
Directly anyway
>>135706818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5olrCSMtGkY
>>135706907
No no anon that's page 46, turn to page 134 and repeat after me.
Om mani padme hum
Oṃ Amideva Hrīḥ
Om A Ra Pa Ca Na DhihHail to the jewel in the lotus
To overcome all obstacles & hindrances
>>135706808
Nonsense anon. I mean the book has a picture of the goat right on the cover!
http://horten.greyfalcon.us/pictures/SatanicBible.jpg
>>135707206
Are you sure that's the same goat as our goat?
good night /utg/
today was good birthday
>>135707271
Sleep well.
I'm glad to hear that your birthday went well.
>>135707271
Happy late birthday Frick! Good night.
>>135707254
Look, I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything, but I'm not so sure they are
>>135707358
They're all goats, right? What's the worst that can happen?
>>135707254
I'm positive. Only he is worth worship.
>>135707404
I guess I can't argue with that. Everything will be fineprobably
>tfw you don't worship a goat
Feels pretty good
>>135707685
I'll pretty much do anything for the memes.
>>135707717
>>135707742
Let's not get hasty here, my protective layers of irony are peeling off by the second.
>>135707685
>tfw you enjoy cute gotein moderation
>>135707802
SUCC
Seeing Alphys fall down the stairs on purpose!
Being blamed for it despite both you and her denying it!
Breaking Alphys's other leg!
>>135707889
>you will never groom the goat
>>135707910
Goddamn, that lizard is dumb
>>135706818
muzak ya say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY
>>135708231
I knew exactly the song that was going to come on and lo and behold it did.
>>135707889
We can only get more abstract from here, long boy
>>135707685
>he doesn't
>>135708316
>>135708443
yes that is pretty much the point of that post I think
Captain of the royal guard reporting in.Is it me, or does this /utg/ have an extra amount of degrades this time around?
>>135708490
best
>>135708732
Nah we were the majority yesterday. Today is alright.
Hows things been going recently? Decided to pay you guys a visit. Anything that rivals fishoil doggoshit or that guy that jerked off to shitty sans recently?
>>135709120
Well a few days ago some guy started going on about how he is molesting his 7-year old cousin while grooming her to be his wife or something I think
>>135707742
>>135708909
ok you win I require this full cute image
>>135709120
>>135709168
There's also catfucker who's an omnipresent entity. He's old news though I think you know about him already.
>>135708732
degrades?
>>135708732
Hey, actual, this is Arcane Officer64of the royal guard. We've been in the AO for about 2 days, where have you been?
>>135709181
The pooch gets the smooch
Chara has to be a girl so I can make the joke that Asriel fucked them one last time
>>135709247
Good 'ol catfucker. He still around shitposting because he has nothing better to do then shit up threads?
>>135709429
Many blessings to you and your family
>>135709429
That's not even the full image
>>135709438
>Implying asriel would ever touch a woman
>>135709579
See here
>>135705171
>>135709579
>implying chara didn't manipulate him into doing dirty stuff against his knowledge from the horrible home life that fanon has given her where she was beaten and molested so you feel sympathy for her
>>135709564
The whole collection of images, you mean.
People wouldn't be happy with me if I did.
>>135709739
Oh wait, I was thinking of something else. Here's the source for anyone that wanted it.
https://underflake.tumblr.com/post/139242271193/geeetttttt-dunked-on-happy-v-day-you-nerds
toriel's a big fat fatty mcfat
>>135710089
This is the best version of Soriel
>>135706818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3SwvRntnyA
>>135710179
toriel still has more porn than asriel so you guys can't pretend to be that mad
Something I've been wondering about.
Whatever happened to Chara's SOUL?
>>135710179
Rude.
Also, good morning anons!
>>135710367Howdy
>>135710269
That's only by virtue of Toriel existing 3 years before the little guy
i drew endogeny, what do you guys think?
also, what should I do next?
>>135710460
closer to two, and probably
>>135710319
maybe human souls shatter if the monster that absorbed them dies
>>135710408
Howdy! Have we met before?
>>135710197
Yeah, the creator doesn't much care for Toriel that much. Kind of the butt end of a lot the jokes. Even as a torifag, I have to admit that's a nice change of pace.
>>135710509
whoa! that is good!
you should draw.. lemon bread
>>135710509
It's pretty nice. Now draw Toriel!
>>135710646
naked.. and shitting!
>>135710367
Sup, cutie
>>135710680
And then using her shit as a strap-on!
>>135710572
>Toriel's new boyfriend
This is amazing
>>135710509
thats prettyspooky
Try drawing >>135700224 please?
>>135710509
It's a good dogpile.
Dunno what you should draw next, though. Reaper Bird, maybe?
>>135710680
>>135710734
>>135710367
Good morning, brother!
Would you care for some cute?
>>135710680
>>135710734
No!
Just a regular cute momster please!
>>135711195
Mayor? The town doesn't have a mayor.
>>135711195
Why, of course!
So uh, what's with the Sans x Toriel shipping and hate? I mean, I sort of get it (The shipping part, but I can only see them being pun buddies)
Why do people ship Sans and Papyrus. Maybe it's because I'm not into incest but I honestly don't get it.
