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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135653070
>>135679532
Why the hate with Clarissa
>>135679628
Femroe with penis.
>>135679687
So you just hate futa?
Anyone on Balmung that can make a 10-50 Armorer levekit for me?
>>135679628
they're just straight up insufferable
force shitty opinions and generally talk like they're better and respond to any criticism with "wow you're so mad"
>>135679753
futaxfuta is terrible.
>>135679964
Huh?
>tfw no Hyur or Lizard bf
>>135679669
have you two fucked yet?whos on top?
>>135679836
>>135679964
>>135679628
It's because HE is an autistic annoying cuntfuck who cant even fuck cunts.
>you will never find the perfect eb
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>135680129
Try actually beimg a girl
>you will never find the perfect eb
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
I will push all of the thirstlords away from Noriko
>>135679685
Personally I like to take crafted penta melded accuracy accessories for DPSing and then lore/Midan left side.
>>135680129
Alright lady, let's do something your burning underwhatevers. Fill out your name, race, gender - m or f, no weird half-way stuff - and how many times you've been arrested. Be honest now.
Then fill out what you're looking for in a partner. Personally, I recommend someone who's never been arrested.
>>135680257
>anybody hanging out with "x" is thirsting
this meme is gr8
and once they talk to someone else they're being "cucked" right?
>2016
>people are still dying on the slime boss in Copperbell
>while being on Jobs and not Classes
How in the absolute fuck are people this bad at the game? The DRG and healer both die to the same Bomb, thankfully the tank and I were able to clean it up. Seriously man this is one of the most retarded playerbases I've ever seen for a game, and I play shit like For Glory Smash.
>>135679486
Thanks, I'll send my request soon if you don't mind :3
Idle time now, come to Mateus to relax, I'll level up with you on an alt class or alt if you like or just sit and talk~
>>135680593
Talk about what
>>135680593
I'll make an alt if we get to fuck
dear handlebars abuser
sometimes I think back on what you did in Limsa and it makes me laugh
>>135680593
Wanna eb?
>>135680593
I'll come tank for you if you'll give me pancakes.
>>135680780
>never targets the real rocklizard
you 2 in cahootz or something?
or maybe you are rocklizard
H m m . . .
Bad cats
Bad cats
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
>>135680129
Can you tell me why that retard is parroting you and can you make him stop.
Reminder that if you abuse the PF you will lose your PF privileges
Who were the vocaroo guys in the last thread? Anyone know?
>>135680627
Iunno, life, the game, or our servers?
>>135680637
Nah.
>>135680678
I'm eb'd on my main character.
>>135680916
Abe and gott faust
>>135681009
Which was which?
>>135679762
A-anyone?
>>135680984
be honest do you lewd purplecat occasionally
>>135680724
I don't know how to make pancakes even with my frying pan I think...
>When you want to fuck but you remember you suck.
Fug
Has the Infiltrator been around lately?
>>135680984
Do you love them?
>>135681082
abe's the higher pitched one that openly likes dicks.
faust was the deeper voiced one with hidden dick fetish.
xth for lala butts, thighs and tummies
>>135681128
>Always seen with purplecat
>Confirmed EB
What do you think?
>tfw you accidentally cum inside Liora after just 10 pumps
fuck
>>135681215
>is my shitposting really that bad?
>is my shitposting really that bad?
>is my shitposting really that bad?
>is my shitposting really that bad?
>>135681082
Abe is the one with the higher pitched voice gott is the one who sounds like a radio announcer
>>135681116
pst me in like 12h Shana Tsunderie going to sleep rn
>>135681245
>no one will ever cum inside let alone pump you
>>135681256
Again, literally, one post per thread.
>>135681303
>the guy that plays a femroe sounds like he does radio commercials
what the fuck lol
>>135681209
>>135681303
Awesome. Thanks.
>>135681390
Confusing, no?
>>135681390
Go. Go to him anon, confess your EB
>>135681390
which femroe
Why did you break up with LaShonda Dyrone.
what the fuck is this pumping meme
>>135681386
that's fucking bullshit and you know it, you'll have another selfie post in less than 30 minutes
Paging beepywhales...
>>135681747
I don't get this..
>tfw you accidentally pacify after just 8 GCDs
Dang.
>>135681390
What should radio announcer dudes play if not femroes?
BORN IN A WORLD OF BAIT >>135681256
>>135681673
>>135681795
it's Aether Armitage aka Ririten Yuyuten
>>135681194
Love who?
>>135681128
Yeah.
>>135681795
It's some faggot from mumbleforpoorpeople
I want to kiss Jaiba's lalatummy.
>>135681874
Who?
>>135681948
Oh, I never use that thing.
>>135681898
>mumbleforpoorpeople
mumble servers are free you dumbfuck
Lizard seeking partner for tax breaks and housing. Must enjoy pets. Must own a house. Must slay dragons with some sort of weapon.
Bring the deed to your house to the Vault in Ishgard, I'll be waiting. Or just mail it to me.
Just give me housing.
>>135681885
Do I have a chance to run into another qt lewd cat I can eb? In a server like Mateus seems like the odds are against me..
>>135681992
gotem
:^)
>>135682006
You're on the wrong server, cause I'd house a grape guy like you
>>135682006
>tfw you will never shelter the grape from the harsh frostbitten winds of Coerthas
>>135681885
can i watch you two lewd
>purple cat lewds with tofu
>I've wanted to be purple cat's footslave for months
I look forward to the logs but this is an awful feel
>>135681885
Give me purplecat PLEASE
Who's the cutestcatand why is it_______
>>135682062
Mateus is 80% cute mooncats anon.I'm saving my self for green cat though
>>135680792
why do you drop your trip to defend her guffy?
>>135681697
theyre busy thirsting after egyptian cat
>>135682125
What is a server but a miserable pile of data?
>>135682174
I'll get my lizard reparations from the Ishgard gubbamint one day and house myself, it's OK.
>>135682124
>i was merely pretending to be a moron
>>135682006
What server are you on anyways?
>he doesn't have a female elezen mistress and highlander musclegirl to fug during late night hours
>>135682192
oh is there another tofu boogeyman?
>>135682404
>>135681816
Do you know if Mr. Draw Cat is okay? We haven't seen him over here in ages.
>>135682182
Ask purple.
>>135682062
I think so. I do have my alt too but they're not a cat, and I'll probably make a third alt sooner or later, don't ask me why I need so many chars.
>>135682487
Is that the world's ugliest dyke?
>>135682489
Hopefully hes taking an art class
>>135682456
i had an elezen mistress but they fantasia'd to lala...
>>135679964
>futaxfuta is terrible.
i came here just to say FUCK YOU GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
>>135682318
Well my pile of data has a home and a spot in it with your name on it.Truth be told though I kind of want to sell it and move back to your server. My friends are there and my current normie FC is kinda dead.
pa payapapapapaya paya pa payahow are you all tonight
>>135682581
average gilgamesh player
>>135682489
Dunno. Never talked to him outside of the thread.
Gilgamesh Infiltrator here. Drop me some names, and I'll drop you the dirt.
>>135682768
reimi shirohime
>>135682581
No.
I think.
Either way, this is a vintage meme, son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>>135682680
I don't really have any friends here or anywhere since all my friends quit a long time ago, so I don't have any bindings like that.
>>135682768honk honk
>>135682696I habe da cancer b0ss
>>135682768Briah Xiglina
Olivia Akiyumi
Random Hyur
>>135682581
>>135682827
christ i remember the first thread that got posted in and everything went fucking bonkers
i've been alive too long
>>135682827
...my brain melted from that
>>135682918
>>135682917
It hurts so good.
>>135682768
Shirou Kuma
>>135682827
Really? Well if ever wanted a little friend group I've got one started onExcalibur.
I can't invite you to the LS I own though because I'm out of town for a couple days but you're welcome to come hang out with us.
You seem like a pretty cool dude!
>>135682696
im going to kiss anzu on the lips! ON THE LIPS!
>>135682590
hah
>>135682752
Oh, okay. Worth a shot.
>>135682912
What business/interest do you have in Olivia?
>>135683081
Ah, I'm not really into moving right now, I got back into the game because I got out of the hospital not too long ago so my money's kinda tight. I really appreciate the offer though, and if you ever want to talk I'm pretty distinguishable on Gilgamesh because I'm a giant weird purple lizard.
>>135683362
I'll probably be visiting gilga again just because I have some friends there, I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you. Name?
Bored.
>>135683323
what's it to you?
Ah man, I forgot how nice the night sky looks in Thanalan.
>>135683469Silas Roche.
Hope to see ya around!
I am bouncing up and down on my dildo right now annd it feels sooo good <3 I wish I could be xivg's cumdump and slup up all that yummy cum from you guys <33
>>135683485
Fanta thick eyebrows pls
>>135682605
awww what was his name?
>>135683651
calm down briah
>This PvP
>playing as PLD
This is the worst feeling. Its bad enough some healer can 0-100 HP your target in one move, but you do no damage to be a threat while the WAR and enemy DRG Fell Cleaves and Heavy Thrusts your healer's asshole
>>135683662
But you can do that at the barber iirc
>2 threads
Alright.
>tfw proci starts mocking after just ten docks
fuck
>>135683362
>>135683613
Well if you ever got bored of Gregamesh for some reason, I can definitely vouch for Excalibur having some cool people worth meeting.
>>135683552
I know them, just curious is all.
>tfw you can't complete your next SMN quest until you beat the primal.
Shit.
>>135683761
You're a fucking Paladin. Be the obnoxious chain-stunner you were born to be.
Wheres Awena...
GIVE
>>135683986/fingerguns
>Gilgamesh circle jerk hour
>>135683774
Barber thick eyebrows pls
>tfw you realize your eb is underaged and isn't really avoiding you he just has school
>Awena will neverhold hands with you
ME
>>135683761
Paladins are fine, you can support your own team with your abilities and you have the most relevant CC of the tanks. I've been playing Warrior and the burst is great, but my stun is practically worthless in the mode and Holmgang is extremely hit or miss depending on a few too many factors.
Dark Knights seem pretty worthless in PVP though. I might be missing something but they don't ever seem to make kills and their utility isn't shit.
CUMMIES
>>135684192
That's hot
>>135684328
Sonpls
The face of Gilgamesh
>>135684154Hell yeah
ATTENTION!!!
>>135684446
>a couple of faggots
>the face
>>135683818
I just saw you at the marketboard!
>>135684190
This is as thick as they go for mooncats.
>>135683986
>>135683986
>>135683986
>>135683986
>>135683986
Diaper time? Already?
>>135684328
hello pls do NOT in terrupt my combo again tvym
>>135684535
exactly, you're catching on
MADOFUCKER DEFECATED
LESSON TIME
>>135684586
Facepaint.
>>135681109
>tfw I am an erp fiend and it doesn't affect my relationships with my friends whatsoever
Why is Ysayle socuteand Estiniensuch a faggot
>>135684753
Are you sure?
>>135684779cuz ysayle dies to save you
>>135684779
Because Estinien is the ETERNAL EDGELORD
>>135684825
of course
>>135684576
Say hi next time, Anon.
>>135684851
thanksJERK
>>135684779
Baiting diapie are we
>>135684735
Looks kinda stupid desu
Nobody here even likes Madoshitter, why does it insist on posting?
>>135685020
>>135684593
>>135684593
I've been posting on/off all night. What's getting your autism triggered just now?
>>135685134
i like mado because they're a nice person despite all the shit you say about them for absolutely no reason
What is Shana's steam?
>>135684114
What do you want...
>>135685029
I want to EB the eyebrows
>>135685260
tohang out... maybe even hold hands...
>>135685134
if people not liking you made people leave why do your parents still let your 33 year old ass live with them?
>>135685134
Why do you?
Holy shit, this is the best sitting pose ever. It's being a 5 year old with an eternal tantrum.
Goodnight /xivg/,may you find your worth in the waking world.
hey everyone, Kirito tia here. Should I resub? Not sure if 3.2 is worth it and I didnt really like gordias because healers couldnt keep me alive while tanking without grit since it was such a dps check
Tanned white haired c@s, post'em
>>135685134
I'd rather have them here than you you turbocharged autistic faggot.
>>135685396
too real anon. too real
>>135685283
from the looks of it they're already going to eb to themselves
>>135685168
Wild guess, you're avatarposting.
>>135683148
Who is this?
>>135685592
Only you get so riled up by someone posting a damn fucking picture.
>search kirito tia on lodestone
>37 results
>34 are catboys
I MADE A POOPIE IM MY DIAP
BAD YUMENIKI....
>>135685519
>>135685401
>>135685396
>>135685234
>Le one guy
Everybody with a brain hates that tumor. It constantly reminds people of how much of a degenerate it is.
putt you live on a farm in australia and are medically diagnosed with aspergers
i can understand why youre so angry
>>135685821
>constantly reminds people
Its you fuckers who always post peoples "dirty laundry"
How mentally retarded do you assholes need to be to not realize the hypocrisy of your actions.
Abe it would be nice if you stopped your personal crusade in the thread against your "enemies"
what is ippikis name
>ywn fate grind with your friends in Northern Thanalan to help them level and keep them company
>>135686087
>Your "friends" will never care about keeping you company
Can you still progress your old 2.0 relics? Have a zenith on my blm, would like novus/animus.
>>135685440
Personally I'm a fan of the samurai sit.
Mateus when, I'm ready to entertain and talk.
>>135686049
Augustus
>>135686210
Of course man, they wouldnt do away with 2.0 content, not all players have HW
How is this for DPS on a nin?
I avoided using pots, and went for like ~7 mins so I wouldn't have inflated dps from my burst
ilvl 216, 210 weapon
>>135685349
Send me a tell...
>>135686210
Yes you can, it's pretty easy right now, the quests have been nerfed into the ground.
>>135686362
about 200 more than what you're doing now
>>135685440
Goodnight grape lizard.wish you'd jam your dick into me and make me grape jelly...
>>135686362
Outdamaged by the PLD/out of 20
>tfw people keep trying to pry in and find out if you're a real girl or not
I've leveled Pugilist and Lancer to 20 in the past couple of days, trying to decide which one I actually want to go with in the long run. Which is more interesting at 60?
>>135686613
it's very subjective
>>135686047
What did Mado ever do to Abe anyway? Is this some Gilgamesh thing I'm not aware of?
spuki... spuki had a hard life.
>>135686087
No point in chasing that clique dude.
Trust me.
>tfw afraid of using clemency regularly because i might offend the healer
>>135686709
nah its not me
more than likely its the farm animal from australia whos shit at the game
>>135686459
doesn't seem like there's any real way to extend it by that much though, I was sitting at aroud 1500 but obviously after 7 mins I made a few mistakes, which was the intention.
dots are always applied with ~1 second left, if not right after they wear off, if I perfected dots I doubt I would magically get 200 dps. My Raiton doesn't clip gcd at all, suiton by a very small amount.
there isn't really anything that I actually have to push harder for here which is what I don't get.
>>135686565
ok good joke but I'm looking for some actual constructive criticism
>>135686049
Cleetus.
>>135686398I'm nervous now that I said the the hand holding thing...
>tfw someone invites you to visit their private house
>tfw too shy to say yes
>>135686047
>>135686709
I do not know much about either Abe or Puttel really. Abe I've at met, they greeted me when I moved my alt to Balmung. That's the only interaction I've ever had with them as far as I can recall.
>>135686709
i dont even post about mado here i think the shitposting that gets blamed on me is the putt posting
>>135686838
lol
>>135686769
it's tough wishing you were an attractive girl but you're too ugly that no amount of hormone pills and plastic surgery can turn you into one
>>135686918
Just send me a tell..
The lalafell need to go.
>>135686807
I use it all the time. Fuck em. Feels good.
>>135686941
At least they invite you...
>>135686709
This >>135686942
>>135686957/pet
>>135686941
>always invite people to hang put at my house because its max comfy
>they always assume erp
>don't erp
I guess it's partially my fault for dressing flirty
>>135686941
they want to fuck you
>>135686807
use it as much as you want I'm certainly not dropping clerics until you're at about 20% health anyway
>>135687085
oh this cat can attest that i don't hate mado because of an embarrassing situationthat was before the diaper stuff tho diapers are weird
>>135686670
I imagine. From what I've pieced together so far, Monk is gonna be all about going Sanic fast and big dick DPS whereas DRG does a lot more debuffing and is a bit slower paced. Can't wait to experience my first lolDRG moment when I unlock Jumps and get myself killed a whole bunch.
>>135686942
Goo ga ga platonic mutual respect giraffes zoo purple iceheart spidercat ga ga ga
>>135686942
Get a trip shitmonger
So, I realized earlier today there was a free four day promotion going on.
Is the game still shit? Should I try it out after quitting before Heavensward was released?
>>135687165
imo the only thing that rivals dragoon opening burst is blm in terms of feeling like a badass, and blm is only better when you crit a bunch of times in a row. it's not a class about debuffing it's about dealing shitloads of damage, it will be a little slower than monk but it has tons of off-gcds
>>135687342
you're gonna be bored cause you need heavensward to level past 50
also good game idk what u r on
>>135687165
MNK is about pushing the same three buttons as many times as possible while keeping two/three DoTs, a debuff, and a buff up constantly.
>>135687087
I've posted more screenshots than that tonight, I think you need to stop skipping your math lessons.
>>135687158Sorry I lost your respect in that manner. I did hear about that incident, though.
>>135686896
Don't trust /xivg/ers. No matter how good you do, they'll say you're doing 200-300 less than you should be. You're fine. They always set this unrealistic bar that almost nobody hits.
>mfw I hit 900,000,000 gil
>>135687472
Wait what happened
>>135687472
Whatever you do, dont get a trip.
Fuck >>135687336 and the shit squad,
>>135687502
Actually I just misread his parser. He doesn't get outdamaged by the PLD after all.
>>135687502
not entirely unrealistic I was beating the a6s dummy with almost that exact setup
>>135687472
You really must stop taking baits and replying, fursona
>>135687472
i dont really care about fetishes i find weird as long as people keep them away from me anyway
>>135687563i sent mado a thirsty tell when i was on my gilga alt for rheia's wedding forever ago but mado was on vacation or something and sandc@ was on his account
>>135687558
>being proud of taking 900 dicks up your ass
>>135687558
kill yourself i'roahni
>>135687472
You're insufferable, lmao. Actually your posts are.
>>135687761
Whats funny is that I don't even remember what your tell was about
>>135686603
Are you?
>>135687761
>when you send abe thirsty tells and he makes fun of you
GUGU GAAAAAAAAA HOUR IN FULL EFFECT
pls queue sohm al
>>135687558
>>135687830
THIS I'ROAHNI?
PuttPutt's falseflag attempt foiled again by the power of truth and justice.
>>135687958
who
i'm a terrible person so this is probably a thing that actually happened
>>135688000
Yeah, he's a huge creeper and a fag.
AGAINST THE ODDS>>135687870
>>135687730
I haven't really gotten into sss, but it's basically the same as hitting a dummy anyways.
>>135687635
yeah you have to read the outgoing damage
>>135687502
I don't know though, 1440 still feels low, especially on a dummy. I was thinking I'd be able to push 1550 at least without seph weapon.
>>135687472
I'm going to fuck this rabbit.
