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>>135586126
hyurboypussy
I want to marry an elezen~!
POST EGGS
>Aweiner will never steal your skin
I ain't going in yo house vile demon.
>que up for random trial
>titan hard
>4 people viewing cutscene
>mfw
Why is this community so bad at the game?
Both in PvP and PvE nigh majority of players have absolutely no clue what they're doing and it's mind boggling. Can these people not read? Do they just mash random keys to seem like they're doing something?
Is this a common thing with other MMO's, I've only played XIV and Runescape.
>>135624271
>titan hm
>challenging at all
Nigga just hit it.
>>135624293
It is common in MMOs. You start off slow, then it speeds up a tad as you level then JESUF FUFCKING FUFKC WHY WHO TITAN EXTREME OUT OF NO WHERE GOD FUCK AND LEVIATHAN HARD AS SOMEONE LAUGHS THEN ENTIRE TIME NEAR THE CONSOLE GOD SHIT FUCK
I dunno, back in EverQuest when I was a kid I was Planes ready at around level 48 as a Ranger from a life of pain and suffering from start to end.
>>135624293
XIV is for babies, so nothing gets filtered out. In fact, Yoshi encourages poor performance.
>In a duty
>cute catgirl SCH
>tell her to give me the suc
>she sits on her knees and spams the yes emote
>au ra DRG cheers me on while lala bard keeps playing songs
Wut
>>135624540
>tfw no one will ever give you the succ
Dear SE,
Please TEXTURE THE INSIDE OF THIS FUCKING COAT.
Sincerely,
Fucking everyone who has to look at it
>>135624491
>ranger
>pain and suffering
Being the designated first DT doesn't sound very painful, mate.
>>135624608
>no one will ask you for the succ
lame
>>135624293
Yes, that's likely the case. People can't read.
And yes it's common, but not as common as it is in FFXIV because it sells itself as a casual game that we get casual players, resulting in a higher percentage of poor performance from the player base.
The game doesn't tutor their new players how to play the game as well but that has changed with the Novice Hall.
Catbois ?
>>135624672
{Succor] {Do you need it?}
>>135624293
Because reaching endgame is not difficult at all. There's no walls to overcome so you can be just as shitty at endgame as when you started, except now you're doing content that actually expects you to understand basic mechanics.
Gee I sure am glad catboy posting is over.
>>135624841
the succ
summoning cute brown haired catboy
>>135624293
It's common in all mmos but especially bad here. There's probably a lot of reasons but a big one is that because this is associated with such a well known IP you get a lot of people who start playing because they like final fantasy and know absolutely nothing about MMOs.
Catgirls?
>fight mobs for the first time in HW
>Stone II only does ~9% damage to it
>They hit for 400+ on my 5.6k hp
>i125 with an i130 weapon
Dear lord this must be awful for people reaching this point without the gearing from ARR. I can't even imagine the annoyance of fighting these with nerfed Holy and that quest gear.
>mom looks at your character
>"Aw honey,she's so pretty!"
hello?
>>135625092
Ven Ava was their old name
He was on Balmung and in Demo/Ultrash for a long while
>>135624979
>questing as a healer, let alone as WHM
It's pretty easy for anything that doesn't suck at killing things.
>>135624979
You're using your Aeros as well, right? It's not too bad for an undergeared person if they pull out their chocobo as well.
Why do the japanese just ignore the rules???
Rushing to prep raid supplies. Come to Mateus and relieve my supply farming pains, I'll get you i220 and Sephirot stuff hopefully at the least.
>>135625000
Why do you play video games when your mom visits you, faggot?
>>135623213
>>135623694
Can I ask that you two add some dark chocolate to the mix?
>>135625000
>sister looks are your character
>"Are you a succubus?"
>"Yeah."
>"Fuckin' nice, dude."
Imouto a best.
>>135625261
How about a rough blowjob instead?
>>135624656
>ranger
>take DT
its a meme, we sent Knights on our server. rangers actually had good dps
>>135625000
>Tfw mom thinks me and my sister's catbois are "darling"
>>135625280
>mom visits
>visits
Guess again.
>>135625092
it's ninii's character that someone bought
Google ninii nii balmung and you'll see
Literally ninii's reanimated corpse
>>135625280
>implying we're not living with our moms
>>135625215
Because 2 bombs werw not enough.
Vote Trump! MAGA
See how tough they are when we tell our troops to come home and fix our trade deficit.
>>135625215
Because no group is beholden to these unspoken rules. It's well within somebody's rights to release a video whenever they damn well please, and it tickles me inside his glass house he gripped the biggest rock he could find and just launched it right through the window.
>>135625280
She likes to watch when I play. She's really fascinated by the graphics so I have everything on high and walk through low level areas and show her everything.
>"Oh what are those things over there?!"
>"Those are (mob name)s, they're like (closest animal)"
>"Woooow! That's amazing!"
>>135625445
>"What happened to (girl avatar)?" "Why are you playing a boy?"
>>135625447
>>135625463
Time to grow up, lads.
>>135625215
What's this all about?
>>135624768
Why do I never get invited at this kind of parties...
Post more of this roe!
GIVE US AN OPTION TO HIDE THE GAUSS BARREL MODEL SE YOU FUCKING HACK FRAUDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEE
>>135625168
I did it in ARR just fine, I think I just got used to the level 48-50 mobs there being designed for people at the i40-i55 range.
WHM used to be great at killing things too, then they nerfed Holy for absolutely no reason.
>>135625195
Of course I am.
I wish I could reset my bird easily though, I'm not sure why I had the damn thing going the healer route.
>>135625651
What's wrong with living at home to save money while we go to school and work?
>>135625215
Jesus christ, does it matter that much? It's not like its going to make people magically able to clear a8s on the first shot. Why is he so obnoxious?
>>135625215
>meme text
>meme profile pic
>meme race
this guy can go fuck himself for all i care, fuck these nerds looking for stupid shit to boost their ego over
Further proof right here that the shitposters in this thread know absolutely nothing about his game and don't raid. >>135625730
>>135625638
What is this hullabaloo about? Posting kill videos while most groups are still progressing?
>>135625779
>WHM used to be great at killing things too, then they nerfed Holy for absolutely no reason.
Holy is pretty much completely irrelevant in solo questing.
>>135625702
>>135625730
>>135625828
Leader of Elysium sperged out on twitter when the world 3rd a8s group broke our unspoken world prog rules and released their kill video before 5 groups had cleared.
>>135625890
There's some kind of rule someone made up, I think. "Only release videos after 5 groups have cleared or after 2 weeks." Not sure why they expect everyone to care though.
>>135625957
That's the stupidest shit I've heard today, I stand with the slants
>>135624979
Healers have access to protect, every other job doesn't.
HW mobs are really annoying during people's first time because how much HP they have, but they're not at all difficult. Just have your chocobo out and you're set.
The mobs here are nowhere near as dangerous as it is in other MMOs.
>>135625720
Because it's just my sister and our irl friend
You're only missing out on naked bois and that's about it, really
>act triggers in elysiums a8s kill video
>>135625957
>not releasing strategy vids right after world first clear
Do these faggots really think anyone gives a shit about world second through fifth?
>>135625890
It's something that mostly became prevalent over on WoW where the top guilds wouldn't post their kill videos until a certain number of confirmed clears were registered. The leader of Elysium has his pants in a twist because the 3rd group to clear A8S didn't follow suit, but in reality he's flustered because his ego wasn't allowed the privilege to release the first video.
>>135626068
>you are only missing out on naked bois
That's the whole problem, how do I get into those male Raen's undies
>>135625957
>>135626156
Fuck those guys.
I hope the first A12S clear is done by a no name group on a dead server and they post their video right away. Hell, that group should even just stream their kill.
POST
HANDSOME MALE CHARACTERS
>>135626156
That seems silly because once somebody kills it first the race is over.
>>135625957
Hah. What a turbo autist.
>>135625215
he's such a fucking whiny baby lol
aaaa i just need a titanic sawfish for my quest
>>135626262
Or, you know, go kill yourself.
>>135625915
More like irrelevant period from what I've seen of it so far.
>>135626025
I know, it's just weird because I somewhat expected that I'd be overgeared at first considering I'm in a blend of ironworks and dread gear, yet I feel barely at the level needed.
After having been so overgeared for open world content for so long and not having played since just before HW hit, it just surprised me.
>there are people ITT right now who are in Elysium and agree with this guy
>>135626262
>>135626270
they don't want to 'rob' other guilds of their position by giving out a working strategy
I miss him.
>>135626424
Oh, dear! Did I twist a nerve?
I think it's just that one guy in particular who's so unable to deal with the world around him that he can't help losing his shit over minor perceived slights in a video game from people he'll never talk to.
IIRC that's the same Elysium member who threw an infant-level, rolling-on-the-floor-kicking-and-screaming temper tantrum when Lucrezia figured out a less-stupid way to get through A4S than dealing with Nisi.
>>135626262
y/n?
>>135626071
>monk pov has meters visible
>>135626494
Its pretty insane that a bunch of american raiders just expect the japanese groups to all just fall in line with what they think is right.
>>135626262
HANDSOME WINK
>>135626189
Unfortunately, you don't
They'd probably just laugh at you and run away
>>135626262
Okie
>>135626563
me too... abloobloo...
Who is the biggest backstabbin sumbitch and why is itspuki
>>135626771
Do you like male midlanders...
>>135626858
but he did it for love!
>>135626846
What happened?
>>135626262
>>135625215
>Xaela calls the Duskwight black.jpeg
>>135626869
They're not bad.That character's long dead, though.
>>135626563
>see you tomorrow! We'll level together soon!
>this was over a week ago
>>135626243
I'll try my best here on Mateus, I barely got into raiding this patch so hopefully I'll be ready and have the resources to have a world first competitive group. Hopefully that will also encourage players to go to different servers too.
>>135625739
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11966952/
>plays a femroe
>is a balmongoloid
>uses the Final Whitness title
>has crafted 220 gear
>plays meme knight
>also plays memechenist, burrd, and durrg
How much cancer can one individual possibly contain?
>>135626869
you have bad taste if you actually want to date that catboy
>elysium mad some jap group released a8s video first
is this autism?
>>135627160
Why are you here if playing the game is cancerous to you? Leave. You're much much worse than the person you just described
Summoning Awena
>>135627273
these are the same people who got super buttblasted when bluegartr released their video for t9 before CL/EM could even beat it
>>135627273
They were mad back in 2.2 too, when BG shit on them and released a video before anyone else had cleared, because of streamed attempts when no one had it down.
How is everyone today?
>>135627273
yes
>>135627160
>balmongoloid
>meme knight
>memechenist
>bird
>durrg
>calling others cancer
>>135626931
nothing i am shitposting
i don't miss anyone at the moment
>>135627273
>guy that poopsocked every major boss for every patch
>is this autism
>>135627390
EM really are the worst "winners"
Still laugh at the world first cheese A4S
>>135627416
pretty awful, like usual
>>135627416
>the azure goddess posts
hnnnggg
>>135626805
>Those people are just antisocial morons.
>>135627416
oh i saw this glamour on xiv bubblegum
i like your cat's shade of blue!
>>135626563emperor protects ;_;
>>135627445
not even me...?
>>135627416
oh god
please be on balmung
>>135627137
No one wants to be on your dead as shit server when they already have statics and friends.
>>135627160
I'm curious what you find non-cancerous? Let me guess:
>lala
>gilgamesh
>tamer of steeds
>pld
>also has whm, sch, smn, and nin
That about right?
>>135627618
I wish, they're on Gilga. And already married
see: >>135627445
>>135627416
What's the lewdest FC in Balmung I want to be covered in c@girls
Oh, actually he deleted that tweet calling the world third group morons lol
Guess someone told him it would damage his rep or something.
>>135627670
Using titles at all is cancerous, although I recognize you are probably trying to call someone out
HIS VOICE, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO?
OH GOD WHY, IT FUCKING SUCKS NOW
>>135627416
i'm doing good thanks
>>135627598
probably not
idk who you are
>>135627618
yes send a tell to aika tsunderoo
>>135627708
rip......
>>135627725
join Saint, fanta to catgirl and all of them will be on their knees in one pass of the goblet marketboard
>>135627451
>cheeses third pentacle
>gets mad when lucrezia cheeses all of them
>>135627928
I know, it's hilarious.
>>135627854
Isn't it the same voice, still?
>tfw no Cid daddy to go in me
>>135627827
Yes. They're solely responsible for 90% of the DRK and Femroe hate that gets posted here. They know who they are.
Are Elysium played by a bunch of lala or something?
I need Spuki Bugi's irl name and address. I am going to file an emotional distress lawsuit against him.
>>135627708
You could always come levi and bully their alt.
>>135625832
Not every weebfaggot doing fights in savage cares about or uses twitter to follow "competitive" niggers.
I only knew about paragon and shit in WoW because friends talked about them.
what
>>135628091
Nigga if you think one person is responsible for 90% of the femroe hate in this thread I've got some bad fucking news for you
>>135628136
His name is Brendan, he lives in Ireland and he looks like Neville Longbottom. That's all I know.
>>135628258
>admitting to it
I'm not surprised though. The moment Chemo arrives, all of the other shitposters come crawling out of the woodwork.
>>135628168
anti a cute
>>135628258
I know their posting history, or at least what they brag about. They start pretty much all of the PLD vs X arguments and propogate them. They also make it their life's work to reply to all femroe posts negatively.
Armoured cats are super cute.
>>135628476
agreed
>>135628430
>>135628258
test
>>135628231
http://steamcommunity.com/id/v4274
this is one of Vjera's (and now Sera's) pathetic betas, Valvey
Shut the down.
>>135628168
>You could always come levi and bully their alt.
Is this why I'm seeing progressively faggier names popping up like filthy cuckold and dirty sluht? Are you ERPing twats ruining this server too?
>>135628578
sera doesn't even want to talk with me anymore
I'm just playing the game
>>135628581
My fellow Leviathan.
Are you ready to hold but the degenerate tide?
>>135625445
>tfw dad thinks my catboy makes me metrosexual
>>135627827
Using easy titles is cancer. Long grind titles are legit because lazy faggots won't ever get them. It's like having those rare drop minions that most people are too lazy to grind out; I enjoyed my Puff of Darkness prior to the drop rate increase. You get to show it off in town and watch them be jelly.
>>135628578
>anime girl steam avatar
Why does every pathetic faggot on the internet have one?
>>135628686
Nobody wants to talk to you because you're worthless
Follow suite with jamal sha'ressa and kill yourself
>>135628686
yeah i'm sure you stopped being a pathetic faggot cold turkey
>>135628581
Mate, there's two people on my server "dead" called Casting Couch and Reality Kings. And they're raiders. Don't think it's exclusive to one server or the other.
>>135628027
I could have sworn he used to be voiced by Paul Eiding.
Maybe I've just gone senile.
>>135627416
>i'm gonna pretend to give a shit so i can fish for compliments
and in one swift motion, another ebin was born
>>135628430
Leave sun out of this
>>135628784
A lot of anime is for pathetic faggots
>>135628786
You're talking with me right now, no?
>>135628810
I'm still one
>>135628773
d-does newmind count? I get that tomorrow.tfw I'm using The Darkest Shadow for giggles because I went grape Au Ra.
>>135628875
Stop defending your alt shrek
Challenge: Make your IRL self in the character creation. It doesn't have to be a Hyur since faces on other races might be closer to yours.
>>135628748
It doesn't?
You're still getting away with a lot at just Metrosexual.
>>135628938
>sun is shrek's alt
Nah.
>>135628710
If I survived LGBTQ members being fucking EVERYWHERE I can survive this without transferring.
i'm a hyur on a rock :3
>>135628971
Like what, anon?
>>135628872
>being this mad someone got a lot of (You)s and you didn't
Here's one for your troubles.
So I'm levelling GLA to get provoke but how important is awareness?
I want to make WAR my main and just get it levelled so I don't want to spend too long dicking around for cross-class abilities if they aren't essential. I will absolutely get it eventually but I don't want to spend a bunch my time getting this levelled and then going through the exact same content again for Marauder right after it.
Can I put it off for after I hit 60 without being called a shitter?
>>135629082
get on my cock
>>135628918
That makes no such connection with each other, grape lizard.
>>135629082
That's not a rock you dumb bitch
>>135628767
I already posted my steam all over multiple imageboards, I don't mind. I don't think there is any account on the internet I'd care about having "doxed". Never really posted anything worthwhile.
You can add me if you want.
>>135629135
It has situational importance afaik, some bosses have a high crit chance or some attacks will always crit. I would go ahead and get it if you want to raid, but it's not something you'll need for every day grinding
>>135629135
Awareness is important if you plan on using raw intuition.
Awareness is not important if you plan on using raw intuition and immediately removing it for the abandon stack.
>>135629136
>>135629135
Awareness can come in handy as a WAR, but it's not as mandatory as Provoke. You can take your time getting that.
>>135629232
yeah, you're not worthwhile
find a new tranny to be a sub for you disgusting excuse for a human being, your old ones rotting
>>135629170
Sure it does. My whole character is super dark so it's funny in a mildly racist way. Like if you had a super black friend named Tyrone and his title was the Darkest Shadow. Kinda.
>>135626262
Okay, who's alt is this?
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9572708/
>>135629345
Shrek
>>135629304
I wasn't really vjera's sub
I played alone with his stupid shit a couple times but that was it
I didn't even post a pic of my dick when I was asked to
>>135629228
goobbue have stone skin dummy!
>"it's impossible for someone to play a female Roegadyn without it being some sort of joke alt"
A new meme gets conjured up by the shitposters every day here, eh?
>>135629415
So EVERY femroe is shrek's alt now?
>>135629415
>every femroe is shrek
what a meme
Vitality vs Strength potions for tank DPS
>>135629269
>>135629275
>>135629295
Okay, thanks. I don't know what the intuition stuff is yet but if it seems like something I'd need awareness for, I'll get to work on it sooner rather than later but for now I'm not making it a priority.
Cheers for the response.
>>135629591
I dunno why they come here when they just seem to hate 80% of anything related to the game
>>135629308
O-oh I get it.
Do you even have somebody to act as a shadow for even
>>135628910
what server are you on, anyway. you don't seem very far into the game yet
>>135629621
both have the same damage coefficient (.45) so vitality is better if you need the extra hp
>>135629646
"Just coming here for shitposting" isn't a good excuse either. There's much better shitposting to be found on /jp/ and /tv/.
>>135629628
Raw intuition is a skill you get at 56 that grants one stack of wrath or abandon that parries all incoming attacks infront of you for twenty seconds; the trade off is if you're attacked from your flank or behind it's a guaranteed crit; awareness nullifies that.
>>135629673
Gilgamesh
I have another account on ultros but it's just a level 15 gladiator, moved to gilga during maintenance
>>135628578
let this be lessonくコ:彡
>>135629673
>/sft/-tier gayboy posts in xivg
>ada swoops in
clockwork
>>135629667
It's a dumb joke but it works for me.
And no, I don't really know anyone on Gilgamesh and I talk in the LS sometimes but since I'm a newfag to Gilgamesh I don't get a lot of traction.
Also, why in fuck's sake is the MNK coat from VA a BLM jacket?
>>135629591
>It's impossible to constantly shitpost and avatarfag as a female roegadyn without stirring up the local riff raff
gee what a surprise
>>135629135
Awareness is equivalent reduction to the monster's crit rate divided by two. It's only like ~4-5% reduction, and somewhat useful when stabilizing swaps or handling crit-capable raid bosses like Living Liquid, Phoenix and Nael.
>>135629738
Some kind of sad obsession with this place
Probably some mentally unstable person from Balmung who was slighted
>>135625215
ELYSIUM SHITTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
GO BACK TO WOW YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
>ywn meme all over awenas chest
You will never know how my hell burns :3
1st for Miunih is a manchild who likely has tourettes judging from how indecipherable and retarded his twitter posts are.
>>135627987
All the avatarfags are probably outside getting their holes pounded while us nerds are staying in talking about content and lore.
yeah ok
>>135629465
I'll show you stone skin
*unzips cane*
>mfw an Au Ra came up to me and asked if he could take a few screenshots of me
Idiot fucking foreigner scum we play not by your rule's. Roundeye pig kill self.
>le dank femroe boogeyman maymay hour
I'm out senpai!
>>135626262
Am I too late?
>>135626262
>>135630564
bizkit
>>135629771
ohhh. Good luck there friendo, this place is pretty friendly under all the shitposting and gilga has a ls if you aren't already in it.
>>135629803
it's my calling card, anon
>>135630074
why would a competitive raiding fc go to a game where world first goes to whoever presses "queue for free loot" first
>>135630564
I want to kis the bis!
>>135629803
I'm not gay.
What even is /sft/?
>>135630862
how fucking new are you
>>135630789
a
>>135630848
kis dis
>>135630969
I'm not /v/ cancer, sorry.
I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3
>>135631136
>/v/
holy fucking shit don't ever respond to me or my wife's son again newshit lmao
>>135631201
>ywn fuck rocklizard to submission and make ungodly cat-lizard hybrids
You will never know how my hell burns
:3
>>135631201
I want to pet you.
>>135631332
Real nice memes.
>>135631201
But are you a lizard wearing socks?
Hey guys, what's a good class to play for someone that just picked up the game and needs to learn the ropes?
>>135631567
Conjurer
>have a thing for dark haired pale chicks
>everyone in this game is shitskinned with cotton candy color hair
>>135631567
any ranged dps
>>135624147
>>135631664
>tfw I only play pale dark haired girls.
>tfw swamped by ugly technicolor cats.
>>135631664
someone hasnt been paying attention then
>>135631664
I know that feel, man.
Pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
tfw ywn breed the read
>>135631664
I was actually thinking that for April Fools' Day, I might go light skin dark hair, instead of the dark skin light hair my character is now. That or go full on Lalafell.
>>135631931
The only cat worth breeding desu
>>135631786
nice
>>135626701
this i gotta see, anyone have any screencaps?
>>135629315
Who are those magnificent midlanders
>it's wanna-be ebins name-dropping and samefagging themselves hour
wew lad
>>135632163
>>135631931
ok read???
>>135632163
>he doesn't wanna take advantage of p'roci "lancia ayers" tia
>it's a spiteful shitposter and squid getting salty hour
lol
>>135632330
Just My character and someone else who I just took a picture beside
>>135631664
>>135632335
I don't know exactly what an ebin is but I want to be one more than anything else in the world.
>>135631931
I dont like their nose.
Okay so someone link me to this clear video so I dont have to dig through moonrunes
>>135632394
>tfw proci won't do symmetrical docking with you
>>135632476
thats a boy
>>135631664
are you retarded? literally 90% of cats are pale with dark hair like chinks or pale with white hair
Hey Velvet you wanna clear A5S? Come to Balmung.
>>135631931
>breeding a grown man
Male character looking for cute brown cat for loving EB please send tell..
>Modern MMO Raiding
>Competitive
There's no mystery in video games anymore. The race to first is literally figuring out a script and hoping to god your current gear can match it. You don't even get a gold star for completing it first in this game. At the end of the day the goal of winning is so you might get a pat on the back by the fellow poopsockers.
Savage serves no purpose and not having important story gated by it is a mistake.
>>135632476
>>135632561
