Katawa Shoujo General #2956
We are going to war Edition!
Last thread: >>135519898
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Shzn
>>135622306
Bros.
44 to go
Heil Hanako
>>135622435
It would be nice
I've read one or two good fanfics with them interacting
>>135622602
Katawa with best little butt.
>>135622760
Hanako has ass for days
>>135623027
What is "days"? Is it like a spanking?
>>135622602
Hellooo.
>>135623086
It means she has a pretty big butt
>>135623310
and it helps me bust a big ol' nut
>>135622306
>OP's image
Who are we fighting with?
>>135622760
>best little butt
Little butt. Glad you mentioned that part.
>>135623736
Little butts are better. You can spank all of it with just one hand.
>>135623736
>>135624048
Hanako has no little butt
>>135622602
>>135624048
Easier access to the butthole, too.
>>135624048
>>135624595
Agreeable. But larger butts have more softness to them, more "work surface". I personally prefer that.
>>135624595
>dat wrinkle, signifying the exact location of the butthole
For playing battleship with Suzu.
>>135624731
Fair enough.
>>135624819
Good to know I'm not the only one who noticed.
>>135622306
Nth for a happy Hana!
>>135625051
Just when I think I have it all figured out.
"Oh yea. I can always tell the difference between Shizune and Suzu, even with glasses off", I'd say.
Then you hit me with this shit.
NOT FROM THE BACK I CAN'T
I remember when there used to be bigger threads. They used to max out on /b/ now... Our waifus are being forgotten. I wonder if they are lonely from the neglect?
>>135626032
It's the way things are meant to be.
One day there will be only one of each fag alive, and at that time we'll be given our Katawas.
>>135626249
What about when we're all dead though and the game is forgotten. Hanako will be alone in her room crying herself to sleep, she will never have anyone to love her, no one will accept her or any of these girls. They will die alone waiting for the man to love them that never came.
>>135626032
>>135626249
There's a fairly simple method to getting more people to play the VNJust use more KS reaction images on other boards. The character designs are Kawaii as fuck, and seeing them made me want to know more about it. That's how I first gained interest in it
>>135626872
Well, that's the thing about KSG.
Humanity will have invented fucking immortality before this thread gets to die.
>>135625306
>Fair enough.
I always have a fair point in terms of butts.
>>135627496
That butt isn't red enough and Hanako isn't crying enough.
Welp. The host for our Day After St. Patrick's Day party is puking her guts out and has decided to reschedule for next week
Guess I'm stuck here with you, ksgGood. I like some of you guys
>>135628552
Yup, you're always welcome to party with us.
>>135628538
Please don't bully Hana and her butt.
>>135629112
Let's boogey!
>>135629429
Heh, I remember when I animated that.
>>135622306
War you say, OP? Just what I like to hear!
https://youtu.be/fE-ZXYH4ONc
Today is a lazy day
I wish I had a nice katawa to go on a walk through the park with, or to take shopping.
h e a d p a t s cause world peace
>>135632102
>tfw will never receive h e a d p a t s
suffering
>>135631357
people would judge you because you can only get a cripple girlfriend not a normal healthy one
>>135632102
For peace.
>>135633175
Let em' think what they want.
I've been with enough of normie bitches to prove them wrong. I want a cute cripplefu
Punish the maid.
>>135633891
I want to beat up Lilly.
>>135633891
With h e a d p a t s!
>>135634160
Good man.
>>135636062
Teach me proper fingerwork, sensei!
>>135636062
I want to see Shizune spanking Lilly with that ruler.
>>135636340
FOXTROT UNIT ON MY RIGHT!
Were gonna smoke these sons of bitches out of their caves!
Nth for best waifu.
>>135637536
Hey, wanna have a 45-minutes fight?
>>135637840
Say again Sierra. I dont understand what you're getting at.
>>135638164
Hold it right there Rhodesian Dissident!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfBRAlAyUZk
>>135638472
OPEN FIRE
OPEN FIRE
WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERSYou wouldnt happen to be from the day /k/are?
>>135639143
Czechmate
>>135639682
Anime tanks for anime girls>Katawas operating under the British flag. What a disgrace.
Just finished playing through all of the routes for the first time.
It has fucked me up, I feel empty.
Does it get any easier?
>>135640392
Favorite girl?
>>135640392
HOW DARE YOU RUIN THE TACTICAL KATAWA WARFARE IN HERE?!?
>>135640392
How much easier it does or doesn't get depends on how you feel about the girls.
>>135640392
It gets somewhere. Or nowhere.
>>135640068
I'd prefer a nice armored bus. Comfy seats for all the katawas.
>>135640392
If you felt any actual connection with at leas one of them, then yes, you will be fucked for a month or two. Otherwise... a few days.
>>135640591
probably lilly, but did like hanako and emi aswell.
>>135640725
>>135641464
well I guess this is gonna suck
Feel like I should go through and do all of the other endings but not sure I can handle it
>>135641860
Might be best not to worry about the other endings for now. They'll be there later. Just handle yer feelings for now.
>>135641860
>probably lilly, but did like hanako
It's gonna suck for you, bruh.
Lilly and Hanakofags generally have a bad time after the game, given they have poor emotional control.
Which Katawa would you spank?
Which one wouldn't you spank?
>>135642307
Don't spank katawas.
>>135642042
Might be right. But thought it might be better to get it out of the way in one go.
>>135642307
>Which Katawa would you spank?
Shzn. Give her a taste of her own medicine
>Which one wouldn't you spank?
That's too hard anon. I'll say Rin. She's for tender lovin'
>>135642764
Why not?
>>135643003
Depends on your viewpoint. Some people never read 'em. Fear it'll ruin 'em or something. I don't think it'd be quite so bad, but it's up to you.
Yo, KSG.
How's it going? What's the good word this thread?
>>135643105
Because katawas are for headpats and hugs
>>135642307
spank emi
wouldn't spank hanako
>>135641860
>probably lilly, but did like hanako and emi aswell.
You gonna have a hard time, these are actually quite emotion-packed.
>>135642307
Soft and bouncy, obviously.
>>135642307
I would spank Hanako until her wounds tear up
>>135643283
Nothin' too big. The usual, here.
>>135643382
>>135643226
Seems like i'm gonna spend my 2 weeks of work feeling depressed...
Still...glad I played it. One of the more enjoyable games i've played in a long time.
>>135644463
Good to know you enjoyed it.
Try not to let it worry what you do too much. You'll get better.
>>135644463
We all know that feel man.
Lilly is the best.
>>135644463
>glad I played it
That's the most important part, and apparently the first step to self-improvement if you need any of that. Stick around, we are a comfy bunch.
>>135644463
Oh, you'll be depressed a lot longer than 2 weeks, buddy.
Welcome to the club.
>>135644463
>2 weeks
Silly anon. Why do you think all of us are still here?
>>135646160
>>135644717
>>135644897
>>135644943
>>135645069
Cheers guys. Spose i'll just hang around these threads.
Might be a bit late.
Can't say the games left me depressed. But sure changed my view on visual novels/anime in general.
then again i came expecting KS would be a creepy fuck all the girls kind of VN. since 4chan was involved. Still i'm kinda looking into other VNs because of it.
>>135647381
>i came expecting KS would be a creepy fuck all the girls kind of VN, since 4chan was involved
I know, it's weird.
>>135647583
yeah that's why i played it for longer than expected.
i was also quite paranoid with the exe file. i sent it to like a dozen sites for review. All came back clean,
4 hours later i had the first route and simply was like
>what
Nighty night /ksg/, stay beautiful.
Have a pleasant night full of butts to spank for those going to bed, have a good one for those up and running. And have a good weekend in general!
Today was a good day. Even though rather cold and gloomy, I saw a beautiful ray of sunshine. Yesterday was even better. Hope it stays that way for a little longer.
As for why is sleeping Misha so cute, the question remains unanswered!Captcha coffee. It knows. It gives me a sign.
>>135647835
Sweet dreams, Anon, keep being great
>>135647835
Night anon
>>135642282
>they have poor emotional control.
What did he mean by this?
I'm gonna do it KSG
I'm finally gonnacut the grass
>>135648640
Their inability to sufficiently control their emotions has caused them to become economically depressed, and have a generally bad time due to a lack of the wealth that is so important to maintaining a comfortable lifestyle in our society.
>>135649257
use scissors!
when you done, you'll feel more accomplished.
>>135648640
We have strong feels.
>>135649257
Good, it was starting to tickle my ankles
Dammit, my HDD got fucked yesterday and as a result, I lost my Suzu folder.
Why didn't I just copy it to external drives like I did with my other KS folder, fuck me.
So, umm, is there some kind anon with a Suzu folder around who's willing to share it?
>>135649586
i'd share but i've got nothing.
nothing on shimmie to fill you up? :3
>>135649257
>>out
>>135649757
I know, there's a fair amount of Suzu there, but not everything's on shimmie, sadly.
>>135650045
ah didn't know.
on game topic, i think she had the best character, only her route was a bit shit too be honest.
>>135622759
trimester is fucking epic
>>135642764
but they like it
>>135650594
there's fanfiction :3
outside of trimester any other recommendations?
too bad i'm not really interested in writing anymore, if only a few years back...
and i assume fanfiction.net right?
>>135650987
>outside of trimester any other recommendations?
i don't read a lot of fanfic actually. i was gonna ask what other fanfics have emi and shizune interacting
>>135649586
Oh no! That happened to me too, don't know if you saw me posting about that. It wasn't a katawa folder I lost, but still some pretty important shit.
I'll see if I can help you.
>>135650987
>and i assume fanfiction.net right?
If you want to get cancer, sure.
If you prefer to actually find some decently-written stuff, there's the pastebin in OP.
>>135651382
I see.
well time to kill some braincells.
>>135651115
I don't remember you posting about that, perhaps I missed that threador I was drunk that night and don't remember any of it, that seems fairly possible as well.
Godspeed Kenji, may the narcoleptic waifu gods lead you in your journey.
>tfw your girlfriend is a nympho and your heart can't take it
>>135653056
yeah that suprised me about lily, if i'm not mistaken she has like 3 sex scenes or so.
>>135653248
she has dat healthy adolescent sex drive. of course in women, sex drive peaks in the 30s so give her a while and then watch out i mean goddamn
>>135650298
>on game topic, i think she had the best character, only her route was a bit shit too be honest
Wait, are you talking about Suzu, or Shizune?
Because assuming you're the new anon who just completed the game, Suzu is a character in the game that appears in one scene (the one where Hisao first enters Mutou's class), and gained a bit of fan attention due to a pretty nice design and interesting disability (narcolepsy). She's got a fan route you can find in the pastebin.
She's often confused with Shizune because of the short, blue hair. However, Suzu's is generally depicted as being a lighter color, and she lacks the glasses.
>>135653381
Nothing a daily spanking can't fix.
>>135653463
Forgot my image. She's right in front of Shizune
>>135653670
What with the Van Gogh wannabe?
>>135653810
I'm more interested in Peter Griffin back there
>>135653810
he's in the art club. seriously
>>135653463
How can anyone confuse Suzu, miracle of the universe, with that disgusting pig Shizune is beyond me.Pointless bullying aside, you can also tell them apart by the eyes - Shizune's are dark blue, Suzu's - green
Gamemaker Anon, are you still around?
>>135653463
oh right, yeah i thought suzu was a petname to be honest.
well, i can't say i paid a lot of attention to most of the other students, i thought the girl with one arm was romance-able too, but she wasn't. miki if my memory serves me right.
and yes i'm the newfag.
>>135654010
Your words can't phase me, anon
>>135653981
>haruhiko
>diabetes
>>135654010
>with that disgusting pig Shizune is beyond me.
>:( go wash your mouth
>>135653248
Suzu had three sex scenes in Summer's Clover as well. I think Suriko is just an unabashed horndog, tbqhnot that there's anything wrong with that
>>135654026
>that picsauce
>>135654372
haven't looked into summer's clover yet, it's on my list. but damn i'm procrastinating everything atm.
>>135653381
Lilly may have dat overactive sex drive, but Emi is still best slut.
>>135654521
to be honest, i expected more from it. have fun with it, though
Goodnight friendos!
>>135654149
If you are interested, try reading them as well, some of them are on par or even better than official routes.
There's also a Miki pseudo-route in the pastebin, and a few other (fairly lengthy) fanfics about her, so try giving it a shot if you feel like it.Try not to discuss the Suriko's one here though, because of reasons you probably shouldn't care about i you are new here.
welp. I got a new toy.
>>135654778
You're going to have to elaborate on that one for us, Anon.
>>135654642
>Emi is still best
agreed
>>135654642
>"Who's next"
"A new canvas? LEMME AT HER!"
>>135654642
emi was fun, kinda hoped for like some mom action, which kinda made me make the right choice for her good ending hehe
>>135654701
will do,
kinda peaked my interest, but i'm just gonna assume there was a fight.
>>135654834
I got clip studio paint today. the previous gif was babby's first animation.
>>135654521
Go into it with reasonable expectations (it may be written by one of the KS writers, may be written in the style of KS, but it's still just a fanfic) and I'm sure you'll enjoy. Ignore the all the tards around here who bash it for not living to their idea of Miki and/or Suzu.
>>135654454I was sure i could remember. The reoccuring girl or something is the name i thought. cant find it again
>>135654867
Fresh OC
>>135654958
sweet gif, what got you into drawing if you don't mind me asking?
i doodle a bit myself on pc, but usually it's just buildings and such and my bamboo is now more a glorified touchpad/annotation device.
>>135654958
Clip Studio Paint is a pain in the ass compared to Photoshop as far as animation go.
I'm still in the middle of figuring how it works.
>>135654867
>>135654521
Summer's clover is pretty bad, and that's coming from someone who had read literally every Miki fanfic there is. It's still an enjoyable read though, just don't expect anything great from it.
I'm pretty sure most of us here will agree that Scizlips Suzu's route was wayyyy better, and there's a fair amount of Miki scenes in it as well, so try checking that one out as well, when you have time.
>>135654968
we all have our tastes, don't we.
then again, soon.
>>135654968
>Ignore the all the tards around here who bash it for not living to their idea of Miki and/or Suzu.
Case in point: >>135655286
>>135654968
i haven't bashed it for not living up to my idea of suzu or miki, but i did find the conflict quite contrived and then hand-waved away
>>135655286
>Scizlips Suzu's route was wayyyy better
i really liked his suzu route along with most of the other stuff in his pastebin, no matter what ksg says
>>135655197
>
>>135655173
it started back when there were more (and better) drawfags hanging out in ksg, taking requests. I decided that rather than asking people to draw things for me, that I'd draw them myself instead. I got a cheap monoprice tablet that I still use now and just try to git gud.
>>135655185
I was using sai before this, so it's still taking some getting used to. so far I'm having fun exploring the things I can do with CSP though.
>>135655093
>>135654454found it again. was removed from some sites. http://hentai (dot ) pink/read/porno_switch/en/0/11/page/1
>>135655593
Clip Studio is fun to use, but the animation was just added recently and is frankly complicated to set up.
>>135655593
>optimized-arcade.jpg
is this different from the version on the shimmie? I almost think it looks more colorful, but it could just be I'm imagining things.
>>135655593
ever tried Krita? it's OS/free and looks a lot like autodesk sketchbook, personally i find it better looking than sai.
>>135655881
naw, it's just smaller. the original pic is too big to post here.
>>135655416
Suriko please.
>>135655437
>no matter what ksg says
Is Suzu pseudoroute really that disliked in ksg? I never really saw any shitposting or any other drama about it, perhaps that's because not a lot of people had read it, but still.
>>135655940
tried it, but I ended up going back to sai pretty quickly. so far I'm liking csp better than krita
>>135656232
a few years ago scissorlips's name was practially verboten. ksg has lightened up since then
>all these images of girls with cum on them
>tfwI've lost a great deal of sensitivity in my dick due to years of chronic masturbation and it takes a stupidly long time for me to reach orgasm
>tfwI've been seeing a girl recently and she's worried that she can't please me, because even when we can go at each other for close to an hour and I can't even get remotely close to getting off from it
>tfw75% of the time, I just get tired and quit. The other 25% I have to get as close as I can via sex, and just pull out and masturbate, cause that's the only thing that'll do it for me, and even that doesn't work sometimes
>tfwI'm making her feel like shit, even when I tell her it's 100% my fault and not hers
>>135656591
>the you should stop jacking off
>>135654521
Oh yeah, forgot to warn you...
If you by any chance have anything good to say about SC, the tards will call you Suriko. (see: >>135656232)
Their sad little minds can't accept that many people actually enjoyed Summer's Clover.
>>135656591
Dude go to a doc an tell him your problems, maybe he got some salve/oil
ever tried like durex electric shit and such?
who /HULKAMANIA/ here
>>135656591
Are you circumcised?
>>135656760
maybe i am suriko and just didn't know it till now.
>stares of into the distance.
>>135656835
I /HULKAMANIA/
I also /HHH/, /DEAN AMBROSE/, and /SAMI ZAYNE/
I many wrestlers with backslashes surrounding their names.
>>135656591
Really? That doesn't sound good.
My libido just seems to keep going up due to it.
>>135656760
This is a pretty old dispute.
>>135657082
>/DEAN AMBROSE/
Brothah!
>>135656760
>If you by any chance have anything good to say about SC, the tards will call you Suriko
It's not just SC, same thing happens when you praise Hana route.
The memes, Jack. It's all about the memes.
>>135656612
>those fucking necks
>>135656961
Yea.
I guess I was partially ruined at birth. But I at least remember a time when I could feel something, so I know I'm mostly to blame.
>all this talk about lewd fanfics
>no new thanatos fics for a year
>>135657596
oh no, other lewd fanfictions actually exist! call the originality police!
>>135657596
that's not a bad thing
all he did was try to force his stupid drama and his stuff wasn't good
>>135657562
Well, if you ever have children at least you know not to mutilate them.
hnnnngggg suzu feet
>>135658027
It was good. Overrated to CoD levels, but good.
>>135658167
go away reddit
>>135658167
I prefer the Miki feet
>dat toe curve over the edge of the cushion
>>135658167
I hadn't thought about how much I wanted this until now.
>>135658302
What... what does appreciate Suzu's cute widdle feet have to do with Reddit?!
>>135658516
Yeah, Miki's are pretty nice too. I like the way Rtil draws toes.
Is 2013hanabro male or female?
>>135658671
>>135658516
>>135658167
Footfags burn in hell
>>135657596
"pour it over me," Hanako whispered. Her breath ragged
Hisao looked at the red bottle in his hand, unsure he pressed the safety cap and slowly twisted it, with a few clicks the cap was in his hand, fidgeting with it he shot a worried glance at Hanako.
"Han-" before he could finish she interjected. "Please I need this, please."
the pleading look in her eyes wrenched his heart, as he slowly poured the liquid over her naked body.
"I'm done," he mumbled.
"Thank you hisao, for everything."
Lighting fast a zippo like lighter was fished from her bedstand, and with a scream she flicked it alight and let it fall on her.
"Alahu ackbar"
The flames spread fast and frozen with horror Hisao had to watch how Hanako burned into a crisp, after the initial shock he fell to his knees cradling his head in his hands.
"I should have known what that lighter fluid was for," he sobbed. "Now i'm never gonna tap that."
from the back of his mind came Mischa's voice ringing clear as day. "WUHAHAHAHA"
And with a grin he turned to Hanako.
the end.
>>135658704
Neither. 2013hanabro is an eldritch monstrosity.
>>135658704
she once posted a pic of a xer hand, and it was puffy a bit, and the nails were painted
>>135658927
Link/post pic?
>>135658842
Still better than the final Hana route / 10.
>>135658842
>Mischa's
All it takes is one really bad typo, Anon.
>>135658927
So a faggot.
>>135658927
>she
>xer
heh I fuged up
>>135659008
it was on discord and I didn't care enough to save it sorry, but you can trust me
>>135659084
But it's not that I don't trust you, I just wanna see it for myself
>>135658884
I'm watching this anime called Another, and getting KS vibes.
http://myanimelist.net/character/51595/Yuuya_Mochizuki
http://myanimelist.net/character/53225/Tomohiko_Kazami
>>135658812
Hey, don't blame me. The boner gets the final decision in these sorts of ordeals.
>>135658927
I don't remember a hand pic.
>>135659040
well fuk, i blame my heritage, here we usually write words with sch and sh doesn't naturally exist in my native language...
>>135659320
That does look like Rin, but if you want to watch something that will really give you KS vibes from the character design, watch Anohana. One of the characters is literally Hisao minus the ahoge.
>>135659521
You wouldn't be the first.
>>135659360
Rin with green-painted toenails, wearing platform heels and stockings, is definitely a boner killer for me. :P
>>135659727
kek, now i imagine these little stubs with fingernails on em, painted green
thanks anon.
>>135659727
:PPPPPPPPPPPP
>>135659727
It is a bit unusual. I kinda like the thought that she would feel uncomfortable, though.
when you want to put it in, but she bitchin about poop
>>135659727
>:P
I know we're in KSG, a safespace / hugbox general, but come on, everything has it's limits.
Fuck off.
>>135660104
>poop
would be my concern as well
>>135659727
:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>135660220
quick enema most drugstores carry them.
>>135660262
>"Aaw, Hisao, do you really want to spank me?"
>>135660194
Because I don't like green-painted toenails and high heels?
>>135660262
Hey there, how's it going?
>>135660382
Too much Lilly shit and not enough Molly up in here.
>>135660934
mostly because mollies put people to sleep, i think
>>135660934
Original characters don't belong.
>>135660585
Same old, same old.
It's technically Saturday so I'm doing some drinking, listening to audiobooks and playing video games.
It's pretty comfy.
>>135660636
I'm okay with being a heretic if it means I can spank Lilly's cute scottish butt.
>>135660336
i know where to find them, but i doubt she'd be thrilled with the idea
>>135661605
an ass wash isn't too bad, plus you got like stuff with lavender and all that.
>>135661745
or i could just put it up her puss or in her mouth like god intended
CUTE!
>>135661605
There's no reason for her to have an enema if does a decent job washing her butthole. Getting the majority of the shit particles out of there ain't exactly rocket science.
>>135661850
And risking getting her pregnant?
>>135661943
i like it when she wears black lingerie
>>135661945
and by washing her butthole, she magically eradicates all the poop from her rectum (i.e., her body's poop depository, and where i'd be jamming my cock) as well?
>>135662039
>or in her mouth
>>135662109
Use condom you dumb fuck.
>>135662119
>putting your dick in a hole full of teeth
Yeah no.
>>135662048
She's cute in black!
>>135662039
current gf is on bc. actually was engaged to a crazyass who stopped taking her bc without telling me, so point taken. current one doesn't want kids, though (so she says...)
>>135661850
but why would god give us a butthole that can take a penis if it wasn't intended to be used as such? we could be like birds and just poop water from a tiny hole.
>>135662048
2/2
>>135662109
I'm sorry, but what exactly are you worried about here? That she's going to shit on your cock? That shouldn't happen if you guys plan for this. If she eats light and empties her bowels beforehand, there's zero chance she'll shit on you.
>>135662283
>that cute little butt
Where's my belt?
>>135662180
>hole full of teeth
um, the teeth typically don't aggressively come into play during a bj
>>135662426
Theorically no. But imagine if she has a spasm.
>>135662345
>"honey have you taken a dump today? i'm feeling horny."
gets her juices flowing
>>135662396
Mine is usually around my waist
>>135662546
Handjobs, then. Handjobs, or you'll never have sex because apparently you see a drawback in literally every other sex act.
>>135662601
I need to find it quickly to whip her cute little butt.
>>135662658
hands are dirty you can get an infection.
>>135662546
so your policy is to categorically refuse bjs just in case the girl would happen to have a seizure?
>>135661235
Oh, sweet.
I really oughta get those drinks sometime.
>>135662817
Yeah, good idea for you to drink, always end up in a positive way.
>>135662732
My policy is to put dicks where they belong.
>>135662658
Better cut her nails first then.Got scratched here once. It was horribly painful.
>>135662925
>My policy is to put dicks where they belong.
in assholes? put your trip back on, biggus
>>135662718
I guess you and your gf just aren't going to have sex then. Best you can do is talk dirty to each other and masturbate.
>>135663068
we just use sarin wrap for sex.
>>135662925
>put dicks where they belong
But for you it would be considered as incest
>>135662817
I thought you were going to drink, because you spaced St. Patricks day.
>>135663172
>sarin wrap
you have some nerve
