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first for cute boys
1st for Sussudio
>>135621329
Literally fuck off Protocol
nth for LMS removed when
nth for russian bias
>>135621419
Is there any chance of them actually rolling it back?
>>135621361
Not him senpai.
>German tanks are good
>>135621576
20% chance if the forums cry enough
>>135621419
>>135621576
I dont think gaijin will ever revert it. The only time they changed something back was AB maps for RB air. And that wasn't really a new mechanic or anything.
>>135621576
Personally, I think there is (even though I'm fully aware of how incompetent Gaijin are).
>>135621668
Many of them are.
>>135621807
Belgium is a non-country.
>>135621807
haha cool meme :)
>>135621807
Belgium is a non country
>>135621807
Belgium is a non country
>>135621807
Belgium is a non-country
What can i use the 335 for? Anything except lighting cigarettes?
>>135622167
sucking my dick
>>135622167
>being bad
>not being good
>>135622167
killing bombers on Norway and Sicily
N A T O A S H I T
T 6 2 w h e n
>>135622314
But the T62 is shit. I want the T64
>>135622314
>all that gas just spilled everywhere
I am chatbanned, but I want to grind Iwo Jima event. how do I squid
>Decide to try tanks
>Go german for a bit
>it's pretty cool
>Go american tanks
>holy shit this is balls
>get the 105mm sherman
>fuck
>get the HEAT ammo finally
I have become Death, destroyer of slavaboos and naziboos.
Does it just get better from here for Americans?
>>135622954
>getting cucked
>>135623067
>Does it just get better from here for Americans?
hahahhahahahahaha
>>135622167
D I C K E R M A Xdo you people find the name funny because of the 'dick' part?
>>135622314
Nosorog when
FUCK "THE REFUGEES"
>>135623067
>Does it just get better from here for Americans?
>>135623616
>posted as I watch my mom and sister get raped by ahmed and do nothing about it
>>135623290
>>135623796
Did I make a horrible mistake?
>>135623409
>I posted it again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkSh7oQUu2o
>Orange is apologizing for the Russian Bias video
>>135621419
>it is literally impossible for someone to drive a tank or operate the gun without someone else in there to keep them company
t. (you)
>>135624081
>shilling
t. scarper
>>135624360
>anyone who disagrees with me is a shill and I don't have to disprove them
>>135624524
ok scarper
Dicker max.
Peashooter
hahahaha
https://youtu.be/9rUocSj2dHc
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>>135625294
>actually a tank I wanna know about instead of some meme shit.
>It's not David Fletcher giving the talk
FUCKING WHY
>>135625294
>New Main Battle Tank
dropped
oy vey, a valued customer )))
>>135625468
They needed a replacement for the Pz III.
>>135625294
>Presented by: someone who isn't David Fletcher
Why.
>>135625931
>K4
>Ta
>335
>>135625931
>paying money for 2 shit planes
he deserves to be milked dry
Friendly reminder shekeling up is cheaper than grinding
>>135626495i want to milk you dry
is 190a5 good?
Hoy many (you)s did you get last thread anon?
>Iwo Jima event has P-38G
>Doesn't have P-38J or L
>>135626769
two (2) (you)s
>>135626642
For some reason I did better in the A-5/U2 than the A-5, but yes it's good. You can bait down and roll around moronic Allied players and headon slavs and survive all day every day.
>>135623290
>>135623920
76 shermans are nice, 105 sherman was needlessly nerfed into oblivion, every american TD is great, especially the hellcats, pershing is almost as balans as slaviboo memebounce bunkers, heavy tank line is pretty unimpressive aside from super pershing, light tanks and AA are ultimate hard to use flankers.
>mind_geek on the TS putting aspie virgins on blast
o im laffin
what does it say?
>>135626941
did they change the way 190s land I just pancake once I reach 200 kph or am I just retarded
>>135627129
what happened?
>>135627221
Hello how are you doing?
you havent been in (lauched) our application in a while
feels good to be slavshit
=BERND= bros ww@?
>>135627129
>literally anything happens on TS
>some absolute autist livestreams about it in /wtg/
fuck off
>>135627249
I don't really know what you mean, what do you mean the way they land?
>Audible sweating
>>135626769
20 )))))))
>>135627742
=Greek= bros ww@?
fUG
>>135627948
turkroach gtfo
>>135627948
>unironically being Greek
>Shooting at a t-54
>Hit his tracks and fuel tank
>He starts to de-sync forward
>I think he's actually rolling forward
>Actually end up shooting at nothing
Quality netcode
WOOH
what can I expect?
>>135628112
>>135628296
>implying I am gr*ek
>implying I am not a shitposter
>>135628505
Shit stock, amazing spaded
>>135628505
it was fun before they added the mig17 because sabre vs mig was fun and somewhat balanced
now its pretty much just mig17 vs mig15 and mig17 is better in almost every way
Are greek hookers still cheap?
>>135621807
belgium is a non-country
>He can see me
>I can't see him
Fucking epic.
I wonder what graphics settings he's playing on :^)
>light up a B-17 on fire in one pass and turn around to finish him off
>a Do 335 comes by but sees he's on fire and leaves it
>later complains that he should have just gone for the kill
>the bomber he goes for Js out
>gets annoyed and says that he should have just kill stolen
I mean, it's great that people use the "on fire - don't shoot" rule, but it got me thinking: how many people in RB do you actually think have decency to leave a burning plane or even just stay on its tail without shooting waiting to see if it'll be killed by it?
>>135628983
just follow the tracers )))
>>135629102
not many
>>135622167
Ground pounding. In combat it's pretty useless.
http://thunderskill.com/en/stat/Triahx
meth?
http://thunderskill.com/en/stat/Memewin
crack?
>Memewin roasting Gumby in vg
tranny suicide when?
>>135628794
Yes
>He likes girl's with tattoos
>>135629816
>Play centurion for 2 days
>Die so many times I lose count
If they do introduce ELO Matchmaking. the centurion mk.10 is a good way to drop ELO fast
>>135629102
>see burning Jap, decide to leave it alone
>suddenly oh fuck it's getting guns-on one of my team-mates
>rake it with quad Hispanos and vaporise it
>everyone gets mad at me for saving one of our planes
>play SB event
>get 4/5 of my crew nuked by friendly JT
>get one shotted by friendly KT105
naziboo genocide when?
>>135630186
it's not as bad as you think senpai, the site is broken
happens with every other new patch
http://thunderskill.com/en/stat/HAF_Pilot
weed?
>>135630076
Gumby being bullied? Screencaps pls.
>>135630267
My tank efficiency was 82% 3 days ago. God knows how low it is now. I'll see how bad it is when gaijin update their own Skill calculator
>>135630186
ELO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk
>>135630149
>He likes girls with dyed hair
>first tiger
>getting coupled with tiger E and tiger 2s every single fucking game
>i fought fucking chieftains in this thing
save me
>>135630076
what is he saying?
>tfw flanked and ammoracked seven Tigers in a row in the Charioteer
LMS is cancer but the ammoracks have actually made tanksfunagain
>>135630639
Like, matchmaking based off your skill.
If you are on a loosing streak, it will match you with people on a loosing streak. if you are doing good, it will match you will players also doing good
basically skill based MM
apex kek
http://thunderskill.com/en/stat/VegetaTheSaiyan
>>135630892
>VegetaTheShitter
Old news, everyone knows he's shit. What astounds me more is that he actually somehow managed to grind up to a jet with his worthless skill level.
>>135630819
I know what ELO is senpai , I played chess in tournaments etc.
I-I was just memeing
>>135631075
oh. soz bro
>>135631075
what kind of fucking perspective is that shot
it looks like whatever's on the plate should've fallen on the ground long ago
>>135631017
He's got the D-13
>>135624008
>I'm sorry I said these stupid fucking things
>b-but that video was rushed and I did no prior research into my claims!
>but I still stand by those stupid fucking things I said )))
>deflects blame to BR and matchmaking
>t-there is no bias if the bias is spread out!
>there is no bias
>it's just the maps force you to close distances
>and german tanks are only good at distances
>you're just playing your tank wrong )))
>it's not biased, it's just that the maps are designed to favour soviet tanks!
>german tanks are better at range than soviet tanks
>because 122mm has longer reload time ))))
>soviet tanks have no armour at long range to stop 88 )))
he unironically says this IMMEDIATLY after saying he wasn't biased towards gaijin, what a fucking unrepentant shill. Stop trying to deflect to other issues and just accept that everyone already knows you take gaijin's slaviboo cock for gold eagles
>>135631160
Weeb cakes defy conventional trappings.
Who /carry/ here?
>>135631160
>Triggered Normie (his whole world comes tumbling down)
>scissor a yak3
>he just goes full helicopter
>I cant even pull up into vertical
>dives again for me
>scissors him again
>heli again at like 270-300kph I cant even hope of going vertical after him without stalling
>go for a headon with a i185
>he kills me finally
do335 or first me262 to research first?
>>135631632
How could anyone possibly think that this looks good?
>>135631456
>"you don't have a problem with russian bias, you have a problem with knowing how to play your tank"
>says this immediately after admitting the maps are tailored to russian tanks
stopped watching right there
>>135631820
>Triggered Normie (his whole world comes tumbling dοwn)
>>135631820
>teeb detected
>people still think LMS is biased towards Russians
take a spin in the Tiger II, go hulldown and see how much russian bias there is naziboos
>>135631701
262, no brainer
>>135632007 (never seen a vagina in real life)
>>135632049 (never seen a vagina in real life)
>their whole world comes crashing down around them
>>135631832
>stopped watching right there
stopped reading right there.
>>135631632
>>135632007
>>135632185
>he can't even do the meme right
>>135632185
>>135632232
>teeb detected (his whole world comes tumbling dοwn)
>you'll never get good
>you'll never score more than 9 kills in a sim battle
>you'll never ride shiny and chrome
>you'll never get witnessed
>you'll always be a shitter
>mfw there are teebs at my general location
>his whole world comes crashing down
help me understand this meme
>flying Sunderland
>stray bullet sets fire to one engine
>suddenly the whole plane explodes into teeny tiny pieces
>I wasn't carrying and bombs
What the fuck just happened?
>>135631456
dw, its very easy to get him very annoyed.
Damn it feels good to be a teeb.
>>135632726
>look at top of the thread
>mild, mostly game-related shitposting
>scroll down to the bottom of the thread, when all the little kiddies get out of school in America
>nonstop """teeb""" and """weeb""" shitposting
merely coincidence I presume
>>135632185
>he has never fucked a girl
Typical teeb
>you will never force [LG508] YakLivesMatter to service men for GE
>>135632660
Some kid said it one day and kept saying it for weeks.
>you will never let [QT508] ProfessorGumby dress [LG508] YakLivesMatter as a pretty princess
dead game?
timer is 4 mins now
>>135633198
>hiding you're name
I'm Kogasa.
>>135633262
Dr Gumby, I'm YLM
>>135632893
I kill this general like gaijin killed the game
In case anyone needs it.
>>135633198
>amount of times people get shit on for their name: 1 (xXxM374LxXxG34RxXX)
>amount of times you will get shit on for hiding your name: infinity
why
>[QT508] ProfessorGumby will never wear stockings and a dress while playing war thunder on cam
>>135633262
Prove it in the next 5 minutes or I'm calling the police. Identity theft makes me fucking sick.
>=KEBAB= notaskinwalker comes online
>thread immediately goes to shit
hmmm I wonder what happened here
>[QT508] ProfessorGumby and [LG508]Slavaboo will never go to marriage counseling over their relationship issues
:'(
>you will forever stuck in this shithole called /wtg/ with gay memes
posted from my wiggle mouse machine
>[QT508] ProfessorGumby and [LG508] Slavaboo will never fall in love again after a mildly improbable set of events straight out of a romantic comedy
>>135633813
/wtg/ romcom when?
>you will never punch anyone from /wtg/ in the face
>you will never jerk anyone from /wtg/ off
>>135633915
Preach it brother
>you will never cum on anyone from /wtg/
>>135633368
thanks, I'm sure I will eventually
>>135633972
I'll punch u in the dick xdddd
>>135634056
>posted from my nazibunker as I fire my railgun
>tfw you will never egg [LG508] Slavaboo on to chatban [QT508] ProfessorGumby
>>135633250
>>135633421
I dont want to get bullied like you always do
>>135634102
Fuck off slavaboo
>>135634119
ok Punished_Snake
>>135634119
Ok Doktor_Junkers
>>135634119
ok unkel_bubi
>>135634119
OK DI0
>you will never feed Protocol_7261 sushi whilst rubbing his soft, supple thighs
>>135634119
ok Kogasa
>>135634334
Hot!
So how bout them airplanes
>>135634574
>he likes planes
how the estrogen?
>>135634574
ok shitposter
man this Iwo Jima event ain't balanced at all.
80'% of the times the claps try to turnfight and get then outmousewiggled.
is this how clubbing feels like?
>get permachatbanned
>suddenly lowest br in almost every match
is not suspicious comrade
>you will never create your own maid café staffed by /wtg/ shitposters
>>135634761
>he has no self control
lmaoing @ ur lyf
>>135633468
He's said he actually might do this one day.
>>135634761
>win 10 games in a row
>suddenly next game hit detection is awful constant sparking
>win that game
>next game hit detection is still shit
>lose
>next game hit detection is back to normal
))))
>>135634903
Hot!
>>135634959
>>135634903
pretty gay famalam
>>135635156
>he isn't gay
lmao baka desu
>>135634959
>activate 500% RP booster
>thrown in a team where 80% of us are in bombers or attackers
>German ones at that
>>135634761
OK DI0
>play is2 because everyone says how good it is
>german 75mm reloads 3 times faster has 20 mm less pen
>german SPAA killing me with their lazers halfway across the map
>get fucked by tiger 2s
why did you lie to me /wtg/
http://warthunder.com/en/news/3641-special-v-for-victory-en
> Besides that, March 19th is the birthday of the famous Soviet ace Aleksandr Pokryshkin. Thus, players will be able to purchase the unique Pokryshkin’s premium Airacobra from March 19th 07:00 GMT to March 21th 07:00 GMT.
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Cant even bothered to report anymore since its 90% shitposts. Gonna write support and ask for a ban for /wtg/...
>>135635442
>another slav aircobra
wew lad
>>135635156
Gumby is a cute girl, though. How can it be gay?srsly though, he's said he isn't gay
>>135635483
ok shitposter
>>135635517
desu this one is at least unique. No wing guns so it rolls better and climbs better and just generally has better performance.
>>135635614
no bias intended ))
but seriously another slav aircobra?
>>135635375
>20mm less pen
it has far less pen than that, doesn't ignore armour angles like the 85mm, 100mm, and 122mm, and doesn't carry a post-war load of explosives that gurantees a one hit kill.
>le reload speed so is balans ))) meme
>getting fucked by tiger 2s
git gud pleb, maybe if you spent less time false flagging and more time not being such a scrub you wouldn't need to shill for gaijin to buy your way up the tech trees
>>135635770
this has been in the game for years newfriend
>>135635442
I already won it for free last time.
>>135635812
>this is what naziboos actually believe
>>135635874
same
>>135635812
>doesn't ignore armour angles like the 85mm, 100mm, and 122mm
literally wrong
>>135636000
>trips
neat
>>135631434
Financed by ''''''''''foodstamps''''''''''?
>>135636246
Well done senpai
>>135632007
>weebs in charge of fashion
Those are some ugly ass high heels
>>135636514
>fashion opinions
anon do you like pee pees in your poo poo
>>135635442
>soviet aces rip off their landing gear for lighter weight maneuvers
>>135636348
financed by u're mum lol
>>135635442
Is the landing gear ripped off in that screenshot?
>>135636514
>knowledge in high heels
You are a refined homosexual.
>>135636704
>vegeta being a leech
what else is new
>>135636514
anon what kind of high heels do you like wearing? asking for a friend.
>>135636694
jej
>>135636514
They aren't even high heels, those are flats you idiot.
Also, they're just super basic black flats with straps to go with white stockings, which is a classic look. The fact you think it's somehow "ugly" means you're either just spouting a weird opinion for the sake of it or you're a total pleb.
>>135636514
Agreed, not elegant at all.
who /gay/ here?
>vegeta complains about blacks living off of welfare
>doesn't have a job, lives with his mom, only source of income is disability money
lammo
>>135636973
>women wearing flats
spotted the clapper
>>135637136
>you in charge of telling the difference between high heels and flats
plus
>a maid
>wearing high heels
Anon please stop, you're just showing how retarded you are.
>>135637097
vegeta is just the average /pol/tard
well, slightly below average /pol/tard probably
>>135637093
Me desu
>this game is so shit that the general would rather discuss womens footwear
lmao
>win insane amounts on Iwo Jima RB event
I can already feel my RB matchups in further non events getting tricky
>>135637251
not that anon, but leggy maids with stockings and high heels is a pretty common fetish senpai
>>135637576
>high heels
Retard.
>>135637576
Right, but those aren't high heels and the idea of a maid wearing high heels is stupid.
If it was a woman just being sexy then yeah, by all means.
>>135637680
google 'sexy maid' you troglodyte
>no qt bf to dress up as a maid and trigger autists on /wtg/ with
>>135637874
Pay attention to the conversation moran.
>>135635812
>post-war load of explosives that gurantees a one hit kill.
>one hit kill
sorry but with LMS you hardly get 1-2 shot kills and you need more than 1 shot to kill everyone in turret and hull which is where being able to shoot 3 rounds while is2 can shoot only 1 for that time
>>le reload speed so is balans ))) meme
>>getting fucked by tiger 2s
the only way you can kill a tiger2 is with HE or get really close with the APHE but most of the time you have a APHE loaded when you face a tiger2 and he is more than 200m
by the time you reload to HE he has already spotted you and killed you or hid
>git gud pleb, maybe if you spent less time false flagging and more time not being such a scrub you wouldn't need to shill for gaijin to buy your way up the tech tree
?
>>135637934
It's okay anon, we have Gumby and that's almost as good.
>>135632007
>>135636514
>>135636721
>>135636841
>>135636973
>>135637251
>>135637774
>>135637874
It's just weeb maids vs western (french maids). Heels on a women are sexy, ergo the french maid wins desu
>>135637774
>If it was a woman just being sexy then yeah, by all means.
That's the fucking point. God damn, why are all you weebs so fucking stupid?
>>135638080
When will gumby wear stockings and high heels and post pics on /wtg/?
>fly Spitfire
>get scraped by a single round from a Stuka mg
>plane burnt down
>>135634959
The only thing I've ever experienced like this is when I would do T-34 golden wagers I would get a full 1.0 uptier basically 100% of the time once I had the wager half-won, but it didn't matter as the T-34 was still 3.3 at that time.
>>135637954
wtf are you on about
Post screenshots.
If only Winter camo didn't take so long to grind.
>>135638331
>literally posted from my slavbunker as I fire my railgun
What do you eat whilst playing warthunder guys?
For me it's fishermans friend.
>>135638418
?? This is talking about golden wagers being biased, not T-34 getting unfair uptiering
what is a good golden wager lineup these days?
>>135638484
spearmint?
>>135638414
>>135638519
ok slavaboo
>>135638414
>tfw getting lost with pz4 buddy
>>135638414
Isnt there a qt in LG who dresses up as a maid?
>>135638608
it looks so good, why is it so bad
>>135638576
>what is a good golden wager lineup these days?
The kill requirements make it basically mandatory to play >arcade tanks.
https://youtu.be/n2OwyVlCiOE?t=54m24s
Coelian stark!!
>>135638728
No, both gumby and Erika moved to QT
okay I want to join a Squadron, which one is the best
>>135638791
>GUYS LOOK I CHEATED IN A VIDEO GAME PLEASE LOOK PLEASE LOVE ME PLEASE!!!!!!
>>135638576
Nah it's menthol and eucalyptus
>>135638920
[LG508]
>>135638920
[QT508]
>>135638942
To think we could have been friends anon
>>135638920
[SIEMA]
>>135638920
=BERND=
>>135638920
Siema if your sim effy is over 65%
>>135638791
L O H E R E
>>135638920
[JG508]
