/ssg/ - Soccer Spirits General #206
JUICY Edition
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Old: >>135430142
1st for never drawing her
>>135557123
Reminder after the maint
NB will have like 3 slots open if ACTIVE people need a club.
>>135557123
>starting the thread with the inferior EE art
>>135557515
I didn't see you making the thread, lazy fag
>>135557415
>shitboat
No thanks I'll join mamuru instead
>>135557123
juicy is right, good lord those christmas hams
>>135557603
I put my faith in the future OP and he let me down.
>>135557703
Fuck off Jkun
>>135557123
>only 1200 crystals ready for the update
The odds of me drawing the new Thunder gal are almost infinitesimal. Guess I can hope for a miracle though.
Official /ssg/ Club Battles 2016
I predict our clubs will place in the following order
1.Snowbgg
2.Mamuru
3.Soft
4.Lolibutss
5.NiceBoat
6.LiaSpirits
7.Bronzelords
8-10. <---- insert dead clubs here
>>135557895
>mamuru above anything
>>135557895
My club isn't making 2nd
>>135557895
>Most dead clubs at top5
Haha
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1st for no mouth
>>135558049
>Butthurt naziboater in denial
>>135557604
You do that.
>>135558157
>btw my club is so dead that I have to make obvious bad list
>>135558283
It's a good list and you can't prove otherwise
>>135557895
NB should be higher than that. Don't kid yourself
>>135557895
senpai I'm in mamuru and I know we won't even be top 5. None of us have ever been even close to galaxy, not to mention half the club is still dead
>711 crystals
>about 23 single draws
Can't wait.
>>135557895
>mamuru
AHAHAHHA
>>135558359
NB has too many shitters
Mamuru and soft have far better players
What the fuck, maintenance in 6min? I still ahve to finish 4 daily quests.
I hope none of you fags are considering drawing for juicy thunder while she's not boosted yet
>Active Generator: Increases the attack power by 40%, critical rate by 30%, and pass effect by 40% of the ally team for 1 min with a pass.
NEW CHOI
>>135558546
No. Try looking at them
>>135558546
>mamuru
>having better players than anyone
This bait has breached the 7th layer, anon-kun.
>>135558635
>implying
Nigga, I got my legendaries outside of boosted rates. Anyone can get legendaries.
ITT:idiots who can face reality that mamuru is a great club
So while we wait for servers come back up, anyone want to make any suggestions regarding my Beatrice's stones?
Obviously, I should be looking for a useful unique for her, but in the meantime, is there a more optimal stone setup I can use in a Butt/Luka/Silla line? I've got a dark pen and crit damage stone, and could run up a green crit chance stone, but I don't know if I'd really be seeing more damage by replacing the dribble stone.
>>135557895
>1.Snowbgg
Great list senpai
>>135558803
Well said, only idiots think Mamuru is great.
>>135558803
I'm pretty sure I know my own club well, we wont rank high or whatever
which club wants to volunteer to kick out all their shitters and become the galaxyfag club
>all this debate about which clubs will prevail
Jintello pls update the doc to settle this once and for all.
>>135559056
Ranking are based on pure mathematical statistical analysis . Mamuru will exceed everyone's expectations
>>135559332
>debate
It's just mamuru being shit on like they should be.
>>135559332
Secret police will post updated doc after one week of club battle.
>>135559056
Don't count us out senpai, we might surprise everyone!
>>135559332
Whoever made it should just post the original so we can update ourselves
>GAME WILL BE DOWN IN ONE MINUTE
>5min+
>nothing
I want a guaranteed 6* season 2 box for this.
>>135559641
fuck off, thats the last thing this game needs
>>135558054
The mouth helped me realize that she has not 1 but 3 buttplugs.
>3 Hours maintenance
JUST fuck my streak up sempai
What S2 Legend will you be EEing first?
Serestia for me
>>135559641
I hope they fuck up so much we get a 5* s2 box + 5* Littre
>>135558054
This mouth edit really looks like a glitch on my screen.
>>135560192
>implying i have a s2 legend
>implying i would use any that aren't duran or thunderwhore
>if a Forward player has the ball, the enemy Goalkeeper will use Block first as soon as the Goalkeeper’s turn comes
>>135560192
I'm not sure how Serestia's new skill works.
>When an enemy penetrates or steals against you, you have a 100% chance to paralyze the enemy and decrease its defense by 100% for 2 min.
So if anyone pen or steal from her, seres will die but whoever attacked her will get -100% AS? what for?
>come home, read patch notes
Not sure if better or worse for my Chitose, don't care about rest that much.
>>135560389
You're a retard
>>135560490
What anon? They've done it before
>>135560490
Fuck off Fred you fucking retard cuck shitter go scoop voodoos poop
>>135560464
She wont die.
She will take 100% action speed from them and lower their defense.
basically she is a wall
>>135560464
basically if its being attacked, but I dont know why they cant word it the same.
I imagine being paralyze is probably something like make action speed to 0 for 1-2 mins like the old block skill.
so basically it work the same but instead of need Serestia to block its now just being attacked on.
>>135560192
My boy Choi.
Too bad I need a million goddamn elementals.
>>135560591
One time. One year ago
>>135560192
>all those materials required to ee them
>>135560181
they pause streaks
>>135560192
I'll be EEing Vonchi as soon as the 5* swirlie match comes off cooldown tomorrow evening.
>>135560631
>She won't die
She can though, unless some skill says she can't die in one hit, she'll just make the person's AS 0 and lower their defense
>>135560803
Cause that's the only time they fucked up that much
>>135560631
But this means she can never die since everyone gets stunned when trying to attack her?
>>135560762
See this is quite useless. If she dies in mid, enemy mid who kills her gets 0 action speed but it doesn't matter since the ball is in your back now anyway.
Her -10% team wide crit damage debuff will be the only reason I put her on the team.
>tfw - 30% crit damage seres
>tfw - 40% crit damage robin
>tfw - 30% crit damage duran
>>135560192
The only one I have any real motive to use would be Thunder butt. But of course I need to draw her first. Therein lies the rub.
>>135561017
>Cause that's the only time they fucked up that much
Yes its the only time they ever gave us a 5* littre or anything of the sort because the fuck up caused HOURS longer maintenance. That did not happen again
Stop talking out of your ass.
>>135561274
I didn't say it happened again, I just said I hope they fuck up like that again
>>135561075
I dont think she meant to be as CM anon. her new skill seem to only work if she survive the attack.
I'm thinking more of putting her front and stack her Crit rate/damage up together with my Ravian.
Then maybe just maybe with her -100% defense she might be able to kill the attacker outright and steal the ball.
>tfw Vonchi just almost got worse with his EE
I dont even want to bother with him now.
I mean Choi also got nerf but he might get a new playstyle with new 40% pass stack per action and everyone else clearly get better.
Does BB hate Light now?
>>135561686
>actually wanting vonchi to be stronger
But why?
>>135561686
>vonchi got nerfed
It's not even a real nerf. You can get all his stacks back and he's getting all those "nerfs" and more power from his EE.
Fucking whales crying over Vonchi not being the Williamcancertrain 3.0.
>>135562003
As someone with both Willy and Vonchi, I'm butthurt that they chose to nerf Vonchi and yet left Willy alone. I'm sick of Sasuke.
>>135562003
Well lets say Vonchi become God of light
then next season we will see the mix between William and Vonchi.
you know instead of just William.
>>135562458
That'd be nice, I fucking hate that faggot and his ugly ass
At least Vonchi is a retard and it's kinda funny, but that other son of a bitch is just cancer
>>135561686
BB has hated light for months now, the last good thing light was given was virgil ee back in august.
>>135557123
J U I C Y
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>>135562458
>william
>survive one shot and you can still stop his next shots
>vonchi
>survive one shot and he'll laugh your ass off because he gets his next turn before any of your back lane even do anything
I'm not sure how that's supposed to make me feel better, if it happens.
i want askeladd's ass!
>>135562773
They're still trying to make it up to thunder babbies suffering through a few months of lightball. Maybe they'll be sated in a few years
>>135561686
Choi also got nerfed.
But he also got a bunch of buffs in return.
>>135562820
Well, now he'll be as fast as any other striker. Vonchi recall when?
>>135562003
>It's not even a real nerf. You can get all his stacks back and he's getting all those "nerfs" and more power from his EE.
I took a bunch of screenshot of Vonchi's hypermaxed stats without stones, totems, or ace, at 1/2/3 stack of his active. Once server is up, I'll do the same with his EE and do a comparison.
I have a sickening feeling that his crit rate is gonna tank with the nerf to his AS and Clutch Moment, unless his EE stat gain is amazing.
Mamuru has potential to place fairly well. Word on the street is NSB is joining them. A couple of their players are at least champ level. One of them is a huge whale though based on past history, so it doesn't really count.I love club shit posting.
I want to whale for Lolibutts!
>>135563450
Nice spoiler, Willyfag.
Although, you are definitely right. Pic related for all the non-Willyfags.
>>135563464
>Mamuru
>fairly well
Not even one champs level player.
>>135562952
outside of 40% pass buff on action and extra 15% DD overall it might just even all to me.
before with 75% as buff he can let the frontline go before IC defender evenwithout IC themselves.
just have to wait and see how much the 15% increased DD when being attacked or attack will help.
So are we hoping for the servers to come back up on time, or are we rooting for better maintenance rewards because of delays?
>>135563678
LC made it, and I was pretty close
>>135563887
Delays
>>135563678
NSB has 3.
Poor NSB joining a band of shitters. Wasted potential.
will we get Delay or not to Delay?
I think I might just go play FapHero while waiting
>>135564029
If we get a delay it will be a small one
>>135563963
I was there when Lc made it. Using Hiro to champswhile 2 of my club members got to galaxy with Hiro.
>>135564010
>NSB
>joining memuru
The Absolute madmen.
>>135563887
>oh boy, I sure can't wait to get back to grinding
>EE now need 3 Black Hole Swirlies, 3 Rainbow Elementals and 10 adv swirlies
Just fuck my ST up, BB
WE CLUB WAR NOW
BEND YOUR ASS OVER WEAKLINGS, ALPHA TEAM COMING THROUGH
>>135564010
But NB has 3 dead people on it, they don't need to join Mamuru
>>135564701
>NB
>alpha
More like cuck team
>1:59h left for club war
>>135564907
We shall see you heretic burning with your waifu after the patch finish.
>>135557123
2/3 of the latest editions have been Good Stuff™.
I'm hoping that means much of the old editorial staff got sacked and someone with taste got promoted.
If anyone is still looking for a club, feel free to join Soft. I can kick out inactives, since club level cap will be raised soon.pls help
Is Snowbgg still a thing?
>>135564850
In previous threads, the leader of NSB said he wanted to move with his remaining active members, so only to a club that had enough space for his 6 actives. He turned down a request to join any clubs that didn't have space for all.
>>135565363
Snowgg a besto club. They are quietly planning their strats to stomp on all existing /ssg/ clubs.
>>135565363
After the patch goes live it should be
> Tfw gonna dump my old club as soon as patch is up
Just wanted to see what club points get you
How can other clubs be on mamurus level if they don't have peachan?
>joined a non-/ssg/ club
>high levels of activity mandatory
>everyone is talkative, speaks English, friends list is cohesive, and discusses and helps with aces and the like
>/ssg/ already pulling out their rulers for the penis measuring contest
It'll be funny when none of you even make the top 10.
Now if only BB would add some tangible fucking rewards for the time and effort.
>>135566204
B-but we'll give you suits! Won't it be nice to earn a thing we took away from you for free in the first place???:^)
>>135566204
If you want to reach top 10 you go to Reddit club
while it may be cockdocking here but at least some of us will be havingFUN
>>135566204
Sounds just like Nice Boat DESU
We do all of this
>>135566204
But I dont even care about top 10
>>135566204
>non-/ssg/
>we don't all know exactly what that means
>>135567463
You really don't.
Even Apocalypse only has like 5-10 members that aren't just check-in fodder. Even the most active of your clubs might top out at 15 active players that have decent teams.
Are club matches happening tonight? Is it time for the great purge?
Post yfw your 4 teammates are gonna carry you through all the club matches.
>>135568459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Johmlmq-dRU
>>135568459
Yep
>>135568665
>>135568739
What's the status on the wall? Will it keep the bronzies out for the winter?
Are we able to control the teams of whoever we pick as well?
>>135569058
we'll have to see
but but what happen to the individual /ssg/ shitpost ranking?
>>135569376
Jintello's assistant killed himself
What clubs are recruiting? Pls taken me in. I won't make no trouble I swear on my mum.
>>135568053
Enjoy your fancy frames, e-sportz sempai.
>>135569686
I will.
>>135568053
That was before this patch, I guarantee there will be a few clubs that just stack galaxy whales now in order to be #1.
The weak must fear the strong.
>latios
>zibroi
>isillio defender
>avnore
>virgil
>meta
light/dark heal meta when?
Oi! Let us in ye scurvy cunts!
>>135568646
>mfw I'm going to carry my 4 teammates through all the club matches
>mfw no face
>>135568646
it's not a good feel
Can we club match yet? Can every member do a match or is it just a select number of representatives from each club?
>>135570768
tfw nodoby in my club will pick me as teammate
>>135570856
maint isnt even over
>>135570768
But HP and cooldowns get carried over between matches.
>>135570990
does this mean healers are mandatory now
>>135568867
We're going to build a wall, and it's going to be great.Please don't kick me, I'm a bronze scrub but I'm still building my team.
>>135570990
And the healing nerf got rolled back some.
Unless diminishing returns carry over, it should be more than feasible for a good enough team to roll over all 5 opponents.
>>135570990
I'm mono ardor, assuming the enemy team is low diamond or below I'm going to shit on most people and heal everything
>>135571167
>Unless diminishing returns carry over,
what
>>135570990
>>135571167
well at least that means i can make myself a bit useful at least.
>>135571253
Consecutive active heals get weaker every time.
If that carries over between matches, then by the second or third one they won't be enough to keep you alive in the face of a decent team.
Similarly Ravian's Gravity Down will be useless by the second or third match.
I don't think this is very likely though.
>>135571167
we can also choose the weather effect I'm pretty sure so full heal teams will definitely be strong
>>135571492
gravity down is always there, theres no removing it, you can only add something on top of it
>tfw you joined a small club at random when you started playing a year ago
>tfw it's 95% non active
>tfw you're the most active member of the club
>tfw as useless as they are you're still emotionally attached to them
>tfw tonight might be the night that you finally pull the trigger and leave
>>135571492
True, but it costs points and we don't have a clear idea how many points we'll get for winning. It may be something we can only use sparingly.
Also
>capcha demanding I pass 3 different quizzes today
Seriously fuck off.
New version is already out on Google Store
>>135571621
ah ok, that makes more sense
>>135571659
>points
the example picture had gold, was that for something else?
>>135571659
>it costs points
No it costs gold
>>135571659
wasnt it 10k gold to change?
>>135570990
action bar carries over too, hope you have meta beth and some healers
anyone manage to rip the new card art? especially of askeladd
if not, then i'll have to use the blurry OP pic instead
>>135571896
that just looks odd now
>>135571627
But anon what will they do without you there to carry them? If you leave, the club will certainly die.
>>135571896
ass cheek is bgiger than the other
>>135571079
It's a secret buff to Miho with her cooldown reduction passive. Since every attacker and defender lost some damage reduction from class passive changes, everyone will probably be taking more damage when they attack. Co-op defense has a 2-20% chance to proc, which is basically nothing.
>>135571993
yeah i know, i was about to color in the left side but realized that it'd probably be better to work on the high res version instead of this
>>135571749
>>135571761
>>135571784
Was it? Huh. I hadn't looked at the pictures closely enough I guess. The assumption made from the first details of the club match was that it would cost some of the points you win.
If not, even better. I'll pester my club manager to set it to Soul Grave for me and just roflstop everyone.
>mfw I did max superb my Virgil ever since his EE
>>135572397
dumb frogposter
>Co-op defense only has a 20% chance to happen at best
Well there goes my hope that my MSPU Lilith might be useful now.
>tfw 34min left
>>135572480
>mfw I will finally see if my +120 max superb Vonchi with WoM will be useful
Wait, so is the mileage based on the amount of crystals and tickets used?
Don't tell me it's literally just 1 draw = 1 point. That's fucking 12,000 crystals to get a S2 legendary.
>>135571995
>>135571627
>be little imouto bronzie
>look up to your big stronk nii-sama
>work hard everyday to rank up and impress your nii-sama
>nii-sama doesn't notice your hard work at all
>find out one day a big tournament is coming
>want to get stronger so you can finally fight besides your nii-sama so that he'll acknowledge your hard work and tell you that you're a good imouto
>morning of the big tournament
>your nii-sama has left your village because he's tired of protecting you weaklings
>tournament starts
>your village gets utterly destroyed
Post yfw
>tfw Keis are gonna be even harder to beat with my no pen Sharr
I'm not looking forward to this
>>135572713
it is 1 draw = 1 points
>>135572686
Dumb frogposter not even nekoposters are this dumb.
>mfw this patch affects me in no way and i have no s2 legend
>>135572713
>S2 legendary.
>legendary
You wish.
>>135565338
Do you care if I'm only plat?
>>135572920
>Mfw they gut beth's passive
>tfw no meta to make her work
Having next to no AB recovery on mid makes so that beth will never get a turn and results in a free pen.
>>135572920
>mfw another frogposter appears
>mfw he probably has a shit team like me
Just bee yourself, suffer with your bad team like I do.
My poverty unique stone is Ice Cold.
Good?
>>135572878But in my story I was noticed by Zerokuno-sempai.
it's time
>>135573302
Super good
>>135573136
I don't, I accept everyone.
>>135573453
>I accept everyone.
Ask me how I know your club is shit.
>>135573327
you cant get in, you can only download and update the files
>>135573538
>bullying based soft
20 min. left and no extension yet.
>>135573645
20 more minutes until the Bronzelocaust. Let's see which club gets metaphorically gassed first.
>>135573589
Who is the strongest soft member?
>mfw this patch doesn't affect me except for AS debuff totems
>>135573856
You don't look so tough. In fact you look like you love getting pounded in your boipucci. Do you love getting pounded in your boipucci? Because that's what you look like.
Alright Bronzelords, it's almost time to move out and move on.into a superior club
>>135573972
>he thinks this patch didn't affect him
Action speed debuffs got hit harder than action speed cap
Monothunder here. Give it to me straight. How bad is it?
>>135573767
The 2nd in command.
>>135574314
Mono thunder is still the strongest mono around. Fuck off.
>>135574314
Unaffected. Enjoy destroying everything you cancerous shit.
>>135574314
Fuckoff you faggot. Nerua ace got fucking buffed when they lowered CAR.
>>135574416
>>135574421
>>135574424
Excellent.
Where's Duran's Ace skill?
>>135574825
Bending over for Big Willie's big willie.
>>135574223
>except
Thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
Will this patch have the revamped draw system?I'm about to bust a nut with 3k crystals as it is
>>135575243
yes
>one minute
>still no extension
RIP Littres
>>135575243
did you not read the notes
almost time.
can't wait for the anal rape
>>135575330
without lube and ROUGH
rip
I'm going in dry. RIP my crystals.
1 MORE HOUR LOL
>>135575316Work and Estival Versus happened
>maintenance is over, please restart the game
>restarts
>1 more hour
FUCK. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
>>135575456
Thought so.
Major updates usually take much longer than 3 hours.
Think they were too hopeful.
1h extended, fuck this. It's 2am at my country, see you guys in 9h
JUST
Ahhhhhhhh >:V
>>135575549
Night, my dear BR. :3
oh god damn it
>people seriously thought this was only going to be three hours
Who's ready for another 5 to 6 times 1 hour extended maintenance?
>>135576030
Bet this is the only one
>>135575752
Honestly. This is a bretty doggone big update.
>>135576096
Pls no.
>>135576147
we haven't had a big patch in a while, so i'm just guessing people have forgotten how these downtimes really are
what are you all doing in the meantime?
Let's pass the time by saying whose butt we would most like to sniff. I want to sniff Jury's butt!
>>135576506Had just started to play mgs 5. Gonna finish it, then install the play as quiet mod.
>>135576573
probably smells likeHEAVEN
>>135576506
still at work, home in 2 hours so I hope its finished up by then
>>135576573
askeladd tbqh
>>135576573
>>135576648
>>135576665
fuck off, degenerates
>>135577001
nothing wrong with butts
>>135576506
witcher 3
>>135576506
watchingzero-senpai
>>135577049
Poop comes out from there
>>135576665
Talk'n 'bout, bouncin' dang ol' QUARTERS off that thing, man, I mean JUICY.
What are the best units to put Ice Cold on?
>>135577385
Veronica
>>135576573
I want to be one of vivi's batty bats and sneak a sniff when I snuggle in her effay cape!
I want to punch Milky Way in her big dumb face
>>135577889
kill yourself
>>135577889
And hug her tightly afterwards, right?
>>135576506
street fighter 4
i'm worse off than i used to be
>>135576506
>gbf
>vc
>mkg
But casual play only
>>135576506
im recovering from faphero
will go for another round in a bit
>>135578059
kill yourself
>want another extension
>also want to play the game
>>135557123
Why is her booty so plump?
>inb4 maint extended again
Is it over yet?
>its actually up
yay
NB has 3 spots for active people who actually play this game.
Come join the fun
>4 tickets
t-thanks
>win the club matches event
>new draw screen
i hate it
>doesn't bother filling up mileage
>update
>first premium ticket draws Irre
>now at 40 mileage points
Oh well.
>metatron coops and reflex steals
Absolutely suffering.
>512k to ee season 2 legend
cuck me up senpai
>tfw Roina from a ticket
why do I always think it'll be Renee
