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>News
- Would you rather have a Hoverboard or a Jetpack? The latest EU Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 19th of March, 19:00 CET!
- Would you rather build a snowman or a sandcastle? The latest US Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 18th of March at 9 PM PST!
- Splatoon has received a major update, featuring new modified abilities and maps, an updated Splatfest system, and a host of new weapons coming in April!
Update 2.6.0 details:
https://cdn02.nintendo-europe.com/media/downloads/games_8/wiiu_splatoon_1/WiiU_Splatoon_Patch260_enGB.pdf
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/16462
- New Splatoon Manga coming in April! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/699173129038336000
- Splatoon action figures by Jakks Pacific have been announced! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBxQ_ma7wg
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Sex with !
Callie wallpaper!
What's with Japanese people having such Similar names lately? Like, the same number of the same characters In the same places, save one or two. Is there some giant Jap Clan going on?
What team are you guys picking?
I'm indifferent to both.
Who is more likely to get kek'd on?
If man is made in the image of God, then what supernatural being are woomies based on?
>>135508327
thinking sand castle because fuck frozen and fuck winter
>>135506683
>This game was made for children
lol
Why do you keep making threads early? It's not even prime time /ink/ yet.
>>135508327
Sandcastle because Yellow Ink
That's it really
>>135508327
Hoverboards.
Everybody knows the American fest will go to Sandcastles; there's no point in beating about the bush over it.
>>135508327
Jetpacks
>>135508879
What themes do the nips have?
>>135509129
Finished last weekend. Dragonquest
>>135509129
None, theirs just finished.
Going all out vs Focus on healing, the Dragonquest fest.
>>135509286
>>135509336
Oh, I see.
Well, I just picked Jetpack now. I hope I'm not fucked.
>>135509549
Just gert Royalty 18 snails is enough for damn near any roll you like. Fight for your beliefs or whims
>>135508327
This is the first Splatefest that will use the new system they added, hopefully it makes it so the more popular team isn't guaranteed to lose like before.
>>135509549
This is one fest where it's impossible to tell.
Maybe kids like the coolness of the Hoverboard, maybe kids like the flight and freedom of the Jetpack.
I dunno where it's gonna go; still picking Hoverboard.
>>135509705
I was dumb enough to pick red on the Pokemon one and the slog to royalty was fucking painful.
Technically I already have enough snails, but I could use a dosh boost.
how did my 96 gal take 3 hits to splat this one guy?
Squid > Boy > Girl
It's just economics
>>135509982
Stock or Deco? If Deco it's karma.
>>135510190
Because Squid comes with the best weapon, best game, and albeit shittiest gear. It's about demand.
>>135508327
Sandcastles becauseCallie's speech
>>135510401
Squid comes with Hero Roller Replica?
>>135511008
My negro. Best roller.
>>135510865
>He can't handle the memes
>>135511008
I can't into rollers
any of you homos feel like squadding?
>>135511008
>>135511087
fuck that thing and the people that use it
>Haha, let's go use the Hydra!
>forgot this rotation has about 4 e-liters per map
Man, why do people take E-Liters into Turf War for their little sniping practice? Can't you do squads for that shit?
>>135511404
rotation???
>>135511404
forget I asked
new rotation made me throw up in my ass
Newfriend here. Is there a way to level faster? Which mode yields more, ranked or TW?
>>135511853
TW is consistent but ranked pays out big when it does
>>135511817
Skatepark and Bridge, in Splat Zones
>>135511993
maybe later
>sz/tc/sz
stop
>>135512871
rm is not that good
>>135511461
You talking shit about best roller?
>>135513028
-lsdj
>>135513028
>talking shit about best mode
>>135513187
maybe if you're an impatient five year old
>>135513248
ok batnam
Who the fuck balanced the .96 Gal Deco? This weapon is retardedly broken.
>>135513248
>>135513028
good or not what's so hard about going 1-2-3 rather than this RNG fest we have with maps and modes. The variety is there but we never experience it
Marie! That is not an approved firearm!
hey all
i'm back with my lovely garbage
name my band
>>135514035
True.
The Barrett is shit. SHITTT.
>>135516093
TENTAcruel
>>135516093
That is some VERY lovely garbage.
Good to see you're still making things.
>>135516248
What's the difference between rifles?
how much points do they lose if I disconnect
i want to drop my main account to c- and try to work back to s+
>>135517509
None, you'll just ne leaving them in a 3v4, effectively costing them the match anyway.
Just make a second account; much easier.
>>135517509
i believe it's however much you'd lose if you lost the match normally. i got disconnected before a match started at s 80 and it cost me 6 points
>>135517509
it'll be faster to just lose but unfairer to your team mates
I play Dynamo because I can't aim
I play Sloshers because I can't aim
I play Gals because I can't aim
I play Blasters because I can't aim
If I could aim I'd use a real weapon but since I cannot I use what I can.
>>135517818
no my team would get less points loss if I disconnect I want to lose the points
>>135517802
my gear is on my main account
i have a second account for shits n giggles but I want to tryhard from the get go from C- 0 and see how I do
>>135517824
yeah I know nintendo not giving a reset rank option is stupid
>>135517917
or maybe we enjoy the guns mechanics I know I've had more fun since Sloshers came out
>>135517917
...What else is there?
Pretending to hitchhike in order to rape Callie!
Dumping her in a roadside ditch passed out and bruised!
>>135518328
I was talking about myself anon. Is there something you're denying to yourself then?
>>135518405
Splattershots, Squelchers, and Chargers.
>>135518523
If you want to learn to aim just use chargers in TW. That's all chargers users seem to do is practice their rank snipes
>>135518724I've tried
The git gud never comes for me
>>135518810
Are you getting kills, defending/pushing the objective and having fun with whatever weapon you like.
If the answer is yes then fuck peoples obsession with steady hands and pin point accuracy
woomy hairstyles when
>>135519242
yeah fuck those assholes who know if your aim wasn't so shit you could have saved the game
great advice for him
Guys I just realized chief hat never
>>135519617
it's coming, along with octolings and hairstyles
>>135519380
Not like that preferrably
>>135519426
Reading comprehension at nil. If he's doing what he needs to do to help reach the win be it killing, pushing or defending the objective then there's no reason for him to stress unduly and reduce the fun he's having. If he's an absolute shitter never rides the tower, paints the zone or carries the rainmaker whilst going 0/20 then clearly there's issues
>>135519979
Callie's lats are astonishing.
>>135519380
>>135520501
>More than two primary tentacles
Disgusting. Hairstyles, not being a freak of nature.
>discord connection issues
stuck with the plebs for now
>>135520750
>>135520683
Is special duration useless for bubbler? Seems to only extend it by half a second per main.
How do I git gud at this game?
>>135522226
play it
>>135522303
Yeah, I've been playing it since it came out. I'm Lv 50 but still garbage.. show me how to git gud
>>135522798
Play Ranked and stay in the same lobby whether you win or lose and when you derank just rejoin and carry on doing it. Eventually you'll reach a point where you're too good to derank and to shit to rank up. That's how good you are. Keep playing and note what you died and change your gear, weapons and playstyle to counter it
>>135523153
>just be yourself
Fuck off
>>135523694
Don't know how you managed to get that message from my post
My Splash-O-matic will bring victory to Marie's discarded, soiled garments!
>>135525279
>soiled
When is burg splatfest? Tonight?
>>135525592
did you not read the OP? it's tomorrow
>>135526243
I do not. Thanks.
>>135521963
Its effective to run up to 3 mains where 3sub = 0.9*1main
Should we add Srb2dude's guides to the pastebin FAQ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEkHQk4S4pc
>>135528775
>using VC
No and fuck off.
>>135528775
go to squidboards if you want that kind of content and discussion
>put down a splash wall
>shoot at jap e liter
>jap snipes me through the wall like it wasn't there
not again
>>135529978
But it wasn't there anon :^)
Also servers prefer the Japs.
>>135529978
There is a one second delay when putting your splash wall down. They can snipe you during that time.
Why do I only play with Japanese players? It's just me the baka gaijin and 7 Japanese school children.
>>135529804
Right. We only talk about hot cute Callie is here.
>>135528775
-serenity (male)
>>135531618
You can discuss plenty of things without needing to go into how to use voicechat effectively and all the new fandangled techniques that have just been discovered/everyone is using
>>135531252
I have a feeling the game is mostly dead in the west.
>>135533818
The West has peak times and days. Japan is any time or day
>>135530992
fully deployed
Anyone wanna squad or twin?
Nnid:Starlight_tl
>>135536514
too busy watching Pokken stream
>>135536718
No you're not. You can't fool me, anon.
>>135537591
Might buy it but if I do then goodbye Splatoon don't have enough free time to be good at 2 games. Probably come back for Yellow Slosher if it's kit is good
>>135536718
>Nintendo thought it would be a good idea to host a Pokken tournament 5 months after console release with no established player base but still won't host a Splatoon Tournament that literally prints money and will probably die after Pokken gets released
>win streak to s 99
>suddenly, lose 4 games
why every time
>>135506298
>>135539463
As much as they marketed Splatoon Nintendo still believes in their decades old franchises much more. We'll get proper Splatoon tournaments in it's third or fourth iteration
>>135539463
>will probably die after Pokken gets released
how long are people going to force this shitty "DED GAEM" meme
>>135546014
>XCX didn't kill it
>Super Mario Maker couldn't kill it
>Updates stopping didn't phase it
Callie: Cute, or downright adorable???
>>135546175
Splatoon is basically invincible. It's got its special charged up all the time.
>>135546175
>in japan*
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
>>135547162
Japan's all you need since there's no region lock. Every Western name I played with today was so shit I had to block them
>>135547305
cut that mole out
>>135546175
What's endangering Splatoon the most currently isLeague of Legends
In Japan, anyway.
>splatfest tomorrow
>job interview at 8 am
HOLD ME
>>135549708
Welcome to my world. Come home late and go to work early. Hit royalty in 4 hours or go to work tired
Splatfest in.. 27 hours and 24 minutes?
>Idol Vacation
>>135552637
Finally, translate that shit.
>>135552637
>>135553137
4 hours is a bit excessive
How do they sleep
>>135547513
If they changed their hairstyles, the location of their beauty marks is one of the only sure-fire ways of telling them apart.
>>135553850
Powernaps, plenty of caffeine, and the ability to run very very fast between Octovalley when they need to do consequential things.
The endurance needed for the Splatfest though is torture.
>>135553850
Heart eyes Callie is so very, very cute
Is there some sort of unspoken rule or some shit where I shouldn't push past a certain point in Tower Control?
Or is it just that people even in A+ rank and higher still don't know to STAND ON THE FUCKING TOWER
>>135554974
here's a better sign for your team
>>135554906
Okay, that's all
>>135552637
>>135553137
>>135553850
>>135554906
>>135555193
By the way, if anyone manages to get scans on the rest of this, I would love to translate the rest of it
>>135553850
>Give us these cue cards just in case
>Just in case
>They're free to just ad lib if they want
Please
>"Stay in bed girls and boys, it's Towers and Depot today!"
>"Shut up Callie."
>"In other words, Chargers. Chargers everywhere."
>"Callie, shut UP."
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55870829
reminder this is realistically how your squid sister sex fantasies would play out
>>135555512
Speak for yourself squeaky
>>135554974
I think people get it in their heads that they have to maintain the best K/D ratio they can so they avoid roles that would endanger that. Or they're salty babies who cry every time they die to a blaster during TC.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>135556179
Still dont believe you
>>135556035
>mfw I use blasters almost exclusively during TC
>>135556345
That's because it works; spamming the Tower and Quickly Respawning is close to uncounterable.
Makes me wonder how this game would work if everyone had say triple the health.
>>135531618
Amongst many other things, rest assured.
guess the last slot
>>135555086
Neat, do you have one for: "Pick. Up. The. Fish. Pick it up you fucking nips." ?
>>135557097
sorry, i didn't make it, and the guy that did disappeared
oddly enough, solo rm is the easiest for me compared to the other two modes
>>135557071
Special duration
>>135557097
The Japs are the only ones I ever see picking up the fish. It's the Westerners that dawdle about.
>>135557310
i don't know if the "japs hate rm" shit is a meme or not, but i had such a better time soloing rm when the japs came back from splatfest
>>135557071
why is this a thing now?defense up
>>135557310
Weird. I always play under the assumption that no one will pick of the rainmaker so I almost always bum rush it when it's free. I trust no squigga when it comes to moving the rainmaker.
>>135557071
special saver
>>135557662
"Fuck you burst bombs" the loadout
>>135557450
It's a meme. Japanese players statistically play as much tower control as they do rainmaker, but greatly favor splat zones over both by a hulking margin.
>>135557071
Special Duration
>>135557071
strength up!
>>135557071
it is ink main saver
>>135560471
That's usable
Keepu
>>135557310
My team is usually nowhere near the rainmaker.
But as long as they have me a path I'll run it
>>135560645
The rm makes paths for you
today's memmimin is...???
wait, what is she doing
>>135555512
For a start, I wouldn't be a child, and Callie wouldn't be a pedophile.
>>135562828
I think that's how they present squids for sale at the market, except Memmimin here is using it as a carousel
>>135562828
It's "spin a woomy" day of course.
>want to pick Snowmen because Callie
>know its gonna be full of Frozen meme children
Wat do
>>135565000
Move to Europe, where the teams are balanced and the memes are dead.
ok
i want you to hear me out here
what if callie
with
adorablebuck
teeth
>>135565106
How many pop stars/celebrities/idols/models do you know that don't have exquisite teeth?
More importantly I don't think it'd be possible for a Squid; they have beaks instead of individuals teeth.
>>135565317
well squid teeth are of debatable anatomy.
but that's not the point.
i know she's got normal teeth; you can see them in-game, man.
i just thought it would be a cute idea.
>>135565317
Imagine all those times you've bitten your tongue/the inside of your mouth. Now imagine impaling your tongue on a squid fang, likely ripping in completely open as you panic and recoil and blood starts pouring into your mouth.
>>135565550
In that case no, personally I don't find wacky teeth very cute. And Callie's meant to be perfect
reminder there's no evidence squids have tongues, and, given that squids taste with their tentacles, and that their teeth would be just perfect for ripping a tongue to shreds, they probably don't have them
>>135565808
Literally no other thought makes me cringe harder.
And then some people have the audacity to draw Inklings with freakish long-ass tongues.
>>135565842
perfection is not always an objective quality. what may be considered perfect for one may not be for another, much in the same way as "good" and "bad". keep that in mind.
but you are more than free to keep your opinions however you wish.
>>135566160
I know, that's why I mentioned I personally don't find it attractive.
Generally imperfect teeth are considered imperfect though.
>>135565858
These are Squids, yes?
In reality Squids can't extend their tongues outside their beaks, good thing since they're not only razor sharp but also posses some of he strongest jaws of any animal. They can bite through kevlar.
Inklings must just be very very careful. And since Squids regenerate extremely effectively getting nibbled wouldn't be too detrimental.
Question: Would Callie be intogokkun?
>>135567341
No? She likes sweet treats, salty custard wouldn't do it for her.
>>135567341
Of course not shes only half Saiyan
>>135565858
>squids taste with their tentacles
>woomies probably have really sensitive tentacles
>I will never tickle their tentacles
>>135562828
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
>>135568580
>>135565858
They CAN taste with their tentacles, the tongues still function
Would still suck to have your tentacle slap your thigh during a Splatfest dance and inadvertently cop a taste of your own exhausted sweat.
>>135564916
Today's mammemima is celebrating 'spin a woomy' day! Looks like she's very relaxed! On this day in 1889, some old Japanese guy was fishing for squid. Upon finding that the squid he pulled from the water was wet, he then decided to spin it! This genius solution whirled the water right off the squid, making it much drier. The practice caught on, and soon every fisherman was twirling their squids! Today's mammemima is celebrating by spinning herself.
Come to think of it, finding a fisherman would be quite dangerous, wouldn't it?
>>135569387
gotta wonder if fishermen Inklings would be common, I mean Moe is at least slightly sentient, not sure if fish would make up most of their diet
>>135569292
>Masturbate with suction cup
>Taste the rainbow
>Effectively eat yourself out
So thats why Marie is so grumpy, tentacles too short
Kidnapping Moe and stuffing him down Marie's bra!
>>135570164
What size is Marie
>>135570081
It all makes sense now
>>135570081
>Two other squids sit on your tentacles
>Two other squids sit on each of their tentacles
>Continuous chain of squids sitting on each others tentacles
>Somebody is sitting on somebodies face, others on their tentacles as well
>One massive pile of squid and pleasure and flavor
Woomy orgies would be amazing.
>>135570372
D cup
Callie wears six A's
Ok so
Splatoon event coming up
On March 27th, there's going to be a Splatoon comic market at Comic Live in Nagoya Spring Festival 2016
It's called Splatoon Petit Only - Rainmaker Battle! In Kinjou Dock
"Petit" in this sense basically means anything light, cute, nice, what have you - nothing serious
2 Chome-2 Kinjōfutō, Minato-ku, Nagoya-shi, Aichi-ken 455-0848
In particular, one thing that's going for sale is appealing to me
It's simply called "Squid Sisters Collection" and is going to be sold at space B19
It's an anthology and has a ton of different artists in it, sporting 30 different full color pages, with a lot of really good artists in it, who will also be making appearances themselves with their various works, like https://twitter.com/km_12 (space B22), https://twitter.com/ikayorosiku, https://twitter.com/sameanko, https://twitter.com/mebuita and more
It's all being hosted by Rabbit Light, who is a pretty known Splatoon artist as well
For more info (if you can read Japanese that is) or the artists participating and previews of their pictures from the anthology:
http://usausausausausausa96.tumblr.com/
I'll see if there's any additional information I can pick up regarding either; in addition, if there are any previews you'd like to see translated, I would be glad to oblige, though they obviously wouldn't be very... complete
Phew, I really just hope we can get some scans on it
>>135571362also i might post this more than once
i hope no one minds
https://www.taito.co.jp/prize/characters/splatoon
>splatoon is getting arcade machine prizes now
WE DID IT
>>135571362
>>135571558
Literally translate whatever you figure is worth sharing. Even if you just explain what's going on in a comic; that's practically all the context needed.
Do it all, do what you find cute or interesting; anything is appreciated.
But holy hell does this artist overstack Marie now.
>>135571762
Another nifty trinket I'll never be allowed to own like those gashapon keychains with gear abilities on 'em
>>135571881
Marie with her hair down is cute
Is she missing Callie or ignoring her?
Following Marie around and poking her butt until she feels uncomfortable!
>>135572560
Following Marie around while tied up to be used as a personal chair!
>>135572498
Considering it's likely 3am probably ready to push ignore. She probably just found a new ice cream flavor or something.
>>135572560
Marie wouldn't get uncomfortable; she'd just take you to another room so you can fondle her asscheeks in private.
>>135572909
Dragging Marie back to a public place to continue poking her butt!
>>135572845
>Next morning
>Check phone
>1 new voice message
>"M... Marie... there was a car accident... I... I'm trapped.. I can't breathe... please help me Marie... Marie I... I love you..."
>>135573283
>replace Callie with a busty Octogirl
>Marie has some grief time
>weeks pass
>lesbian lovers
>news is better
>better banter
>playable octolings
>>135573405
This is officially the worst /ink/ meme
>>135573283
>>135568580I thought those were boobs at first
>>135573725
everyone did, only reason why the image is popular
>>135573405
i want to sniff marie and an octoling's butts after they have sweaty lesbian sex
>>135573832
No I think it's pretty damn adorable on its own.
Notice thather hands are on her knees. She's attached her tentacles to her chest. She's wishing her boobies were bigger.
>>135574118
i dont think shed be phased by something like that
>mixed a few mojitos
>fail hard
>too sugary
>or too tonic like
>or too rummy
>or too limey
>or too minty
>8 failed attempts later
>hit it
>fuckyeah
WHOS READY FOR SPLATFEST HERE?
>tfw you are lagging so bad you can actually hear the music stutter and loop a bit
>>135576190
Why the hell do people do alcohol before a competition they hope to win? Let alone a competition that requires steady hands to aim?
>>135576387
>a competition
>they hope to win
it's turf war.
>>135576387
Because everyone handles alcohol differently. Some people are better tp a certaom [pomt fpr a alsfouire
llaf
>>135576423
It's serious business m8, every game counts.
>>135576423
It's Splatfest.
>>135576473
Props for the slow drunken rambling while still able to solve a captcha.
A pro.
>>135566054
yeah what's up with those tongues?
>>135575363
She's a modest squid, she's happy however she is.
Fortunately she's fucking gorgeous.
>>135569292
>Be Marie
>Piss in a bucket
>Sneak into Callie's room while she's sleeping
>Drop Callie's tentacle into your bucket of piss
>Callie tastes your bucket of piss
>Callie wakes up and vomits uncontrollably
>Film it all while laughing and put in on SquidTube
>>135577843
I want to kill Callie.
>>135578654
Shut up X
Are japs awake? I dont want to play with them
>>135578973
There is a spider behind your monitor
>>135578514
>>135578973
They never sleep.
>>135578514
>A full bucket of piss
Bloody hell Marie
>tfw slow, rhythmic squidbagging makes the japs even madder
>>135580098
How do you know how mad they are?
Either way I just stand in place and spin around, Squidbagging is too mainstream.
>>135578973
shh
nips are sleeping
>get my first ever quad kill with killer wail
>squidbag like a motherfucking gitty motherfucker
>they all respawn
>one of them gets an echolocation off real fast
>they all target me
>swim behind pillar
>superjump back to spawn
>mfw
>>135580429
I think you're just imagining they're after you
They can't recognize you from afar
>>135580557
Not if you are at their spawn camping them with others
>>135580935
That's not what the given scenario was though
>>135580429
It was port wasn't it?
>>135506298
so which one is the more popular side, so i can win some sweet sweet snails?
>>135581954
It seems Snowmen are more popular; do whatever you want.
Those six whole rolls will surely go a long way.
Playing with Marie's hair!
>>135582545
Pulling Marie's hair while you doggy style!
>>135582928
This
Pulling marie's panties up after cumming inside of her as she tries her best to hold it in during a show!
>>135583302
Fuck's wrong with her face?
>>135576193
Is that a guillotine?
Consoling young Callie's crying and explaining some things when she gets her first period!
>>135570081
I believe Marie's are long enough.
Just untie them, and it'll be enough to cover the face.
I can imagine her using her tentacles to cover her mouth and head to become Isis members
>>135584305
This, they're not much shorter proportionately than those of a regular Woomy.
>>135584456
Still miniscule compared to Callie's medical conditions.
SAND
>>135584787
Who is that supposed to be?
>>135584834
Looks like a woomy with sandcastles in the backround
>tfw you play charger better with headphones on
