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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135227116
What was SMN like in FFXI? Is it better than FFXIV's?
Which ebin is the cutest irl?
xth for Vjera.
>>135257893
all me
post erp chat logs
>MCH main
>Raid in a static with DRG/NIN
>Group overall DPS is low, point people to FFlogs to show that even the 100th place on a fight does 300 more DPS than they do
>WHO CARES! FFLOGS IS ALL AST CHEESE!
>Fast forward to now
>DRG left static, we're raiding with MNK+NIN
>Automatically down 100~150 DPS because I'm a MCH without disembowel
>Still parse relatively well considering that
>Static leader says "Hey man if we wanna clear A7S and A8S later on you're really gonna need to pick the numbers up, people on A6S are already doing 1500 DPS with machinist"
>Point out the top parse has disembowel and an AST
>"Well we can't just replace our Monk for your damage so shape it up"
Not even fucking pasta I'm about to leave this group
ayo what should I take for cross class skills on WAR, just flash taunt and defensive cds?
>>135257893
probably me desu
>>135257874
Nice brown butt.
>>135258103
Flash/Provoke/Foresight/Awareness/Mercy Stroke
>>135257893
puttel
>>135258103
internal release
>>135257893
Oldlander is secretly a cute girl.
>>135258003
Come back to Balmung and I'll let you squish the squishy
>>135258154
go away
Got my Midan body in less than 2 runs after reset! Yay!
>>135258143That's just the lighting, sorry.
>>135258154
d-dps?
>>135258148
thats a lot of stuff i already have anon
>The Ides of March
>He still hasn't cleared a5s
hohohoho
>>135258271
It's still a nice butt.
>>135258050
Fagot log posting aside, just leave.
>>135258271
Upload that char template briah
I can't stand to run another Dusk Vigil after the 15th time because of leveling alts/friends. Is there somewhere I can grind for 52-53?
tfw I got a lalafellbf
>>135258050
welcome to my world minus getting bitched at by my group, you should really leave if they think that way though
fflogs is a good benchmark still but it has people uploading parses with 230/240 weapons by now and the gear discrepancy as a whole should smarten people up a bit
>he doesn't color co-ordinate with his bird
do you even love your chocobo
>>135258362
Beast tribes maybe?
>>135258050
Could be worse, I am trying to be a part of a new static forming and it didn't do so well tonight and everyone is being negative as hell. How the hell am I supposed to keep a tank alive who literally gets killed by Sephirot's tankbuster combo? Either a heal is preloaded or they die. Full hp all the way down to "next auto attack is going to kill them". Never in my life have I seen that shit and I don't play a tank to even begin to know what's going wrong.
>15 crystals for 2 egg
Get ye gone Jew Egg
>>135258326
Thanks.Still waiting for a tribute...
>>135258345
Can't, sorry.
>>135258362
FATEs in Coerthas Western Highlands or Dravanian Forelands. If both are dead then grind FATEs in Northern Thanalan, if that's also dead then you're fucked and just do large-scale Levequests unless you don't have any allowances.
But we all know that dungeons are the most efficient way, which sucks. There's no other good leveling content at all besides that.
>>135258510
wynaut
The things a guy does for fresh Pa-Paya.
>>135258417
Keep your sick horse bird fetish to yourself.
Post attractive highlander males
>>135258594
I just don't have it saved anymore.
>>135258510
Sorry not the person doing the tribute. Just fapped and showered and wanted to say nice butt.
>>135258103
Internal Release, Provoke, Convalescence
then two of the following: Awareness, Flash, Second Wind
>>135258667
Go to char select screen, right mouse button, save template, upload.
>>135258612
>fetish
but... we're both girls anon!
>>135258646
I physically can't right now, but let me guess the reply
>nigger
>attractive
>>135258772
Ah, I didn't know you could do that. Thanks for the tip.Why should I give it to you, though...?
>>135258369
go away
GIVE
>>135258603
C'mon, it's so easy I can do it blindfolded.
I'm going to marry Squid-chan!
>>135258951
because it's the only fucking good looking female au'ra in this general
Well I guess it's time to turn off shout in Gridania, thanks SE.
>>135259074
I can't even stay on the ground properly and you're asking me to navigate maps while holding objects?
That's crazy talk. YOU'RE crazy. Talk.
ME
>>135258380
Just jump down to people at 200-300 rank and challenge yourself to get there
>sub runs out midgame
well that's a first
ATTENTION!!!
>>135259097
Well it's the only aura posted do far sooooo
>>135259359
In the last 6 generals atleast, there, happy now?
day 1 of reset and already floormaster
>>135259320
>tfw this has happens to me literally every month
>>135259390
I think you need a glass of water if you're lusting after a character that hard
Many bastard sort stand the roads between myself and my destination, but I'll not let a spriggan hand nor hair upon this hardly a child.
Though I do hear the Xaela hatch from shell, not women. Suppose I might let some slip would that be the case.
>>135259435
You need a glass of semen for all that cum dumpster attitude
>>135259285
i'm already there and above that, just it's retarded that people try to compare dps when they're running DRGs
>>135259339
that house looks so tiny
most complicated or difficult tank/dps/healer
post em
>>135259504
drk
mch
ast
>"expert" jobs
slightly less braindead than the rest
>>135259504
drk/blm/ast
keep in mind that every job in this game is pretty easy, someone is gonna get butthurt at me either way
>>135257193
wait are you Scarlett?
I got an FC invite but I'm not sure who these people are
>>135259497
these muscles can make anything look tiny, babe ;^)
>>135259685
does that apply to yourmanhoodand ego?
>>135259598
You made an alt to erp , it's prettier than your main character, just share that shit already.
post attractive midlander males
>>135259504
Tank: DRK
Melee DPS: Probably NIN
Caster DPS: BLM
Ranged DPS: MCH
Healer: AST
>>135259757
It's not even an alt, I don't know what you're talking about with that.
>>135259747the roegadyn grins slyishly, unbuckling his trousers with an air of authority. "why don't you come here and test this manhood yourself"
>>135259845
not them butdo you like shy cat boys?
>>135259845
This guy, >>135259948. will take over for me.
new tanks wont know what hit em
>tfw you get pa-paya at 4am in the morning and go into every fc house and room you have access to and change the music
>>135259768
>attractive midlander males
Is such a thing even possible .. ?
>>135260014
savage
>>135260052
>no attractive midlander bf
life is pain
>>135260052
notbad/10
>>135259948
>>135260002sorry i'm straightthis isn't the first time i've been approached for homosexual erp
So who /dumpstered/ here?
>>135260014
This is going to piss you off more than them
>>135260148
Itai.
>>135260172
I cry everytime.
>>135260172
>male roe
>fem roe eb
All signs point to over compensating closet fag. As does your post history.
>>135260172
I'm straight too. I just like messing with people.
>>135260292
i cant stop a h8r from h8ing
>>135260292
>butthurt gay catboy
you'll find someone to pound your bussy soon enough
Everytime I think about XIV I get mad because I want to play and raid but being an Aussie, I lag to all fuck no matter what.
I've tried every gamervpn thing I can get my hands on so far and none of them have helped. I have switched ISPs and I'm getting a NBNfttnsoon so maybe it'll work next time I try.I just want a good treadmill and I loved XIV while I played. ;_;
>>135260423
>>135260448
I'm sorry I offended you fags. You'd think two ogres would have thicker skin.
>>135259598
You are cute.
I MISS WAFFLE LEWDS!;_;
>>135260610
you're not sorry at all!
>>135260756
groce
>>135260756
cute kitty
would pet/10
>>135260756
moar pls
hi hello hey
>>135260676
Thanks.
>>135260914
hey qt
where do I get law gear now? want something for glamour purposes
>>135260937h-hi
>>135260756
The true best cat. All these modern cats should off themselves.
>>135260756
Not my type of cat, but I like the doll look. All the other cats look the same.
>>135259497
It's just a model.
>>135260914
Post more of this.
>>135260962
the old law gear is centurio seals now
>>135261031make me
>>135260756
generic
A strange game in which the only winning move is not to play.
>>135260756
Shut up Waffle.
>>135261093
I don't think you know what that word means
Wait, I can buy grade 5 matter for these eggs? Great fortune here I come!(a month or so from now)
>tfw zeros
>>135260914
what server
Tfw still no tribute
>tfw hate how i look and have two fantasias but don't want to use them
>>135260914
Your collar makes you look like an African tribeswoman
>>135261160
Mateus
>>135261030
>>135261030
well my tiny place in the Lavender beds just seems more like a hobbit hole than many of the other houses i see!
>>135261160Balmung
>>135261197
pls no bully
Come and clear raids with us~
>>135261179
Why do you want someone to tribute you, so you can post it here and laugh at it with others like the bully you are.
>>135261118
yes, orbiter, that cat nothing special
g e n e r i c
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>>135261215
ALMOST TRICKED ME YOOOOU.
I bet you ain't even the usual Mateuscats.
>>135260052
Yes. You did it!
>>135261292
How do you feel about Highlander women?
>>135261327
I genuinely just want someone to do it, though. No ill intent, but you do make a good point.
I'm a lala with an egg
>>135260204
just get crit/det gear,get the attack up box,form shift into coeurl,shoulder tackle into them,either demo or snap punch,axe kick them in the jaw then forbidden chakra them to the moon. u r the cutest roe.
>>135261315
Which one of you has the cock?
What am I meant to do with all these eggs?
>>135261315
>paks and tofu shilling another server
I fell for it on gilgamesh, I'm not falling for it again
I would like to....hold hands with one
>>135261462
Get a male ra to fertilize them
>>135261425
go away
>>135260756
wofl post butt plsss
>>135261462
Put them in your crotch.
God help you if you're a man.
>>135261462
shove them in your piehole.
>>135261315
>tfw so desperate for a static that im considering this.
>>135261292
It's a lot bigger on the inside, really.
And really, isn't that what we tell other people is what counts?
>>135261481
Did the cats trick you before? Is this not their first time? I'm starting to fall for the persistence.
>>135260756So do I. ;_;
>>135261528
me too anon. me too. staticless life is rough
I wanna be an ebin. What should my gimmicks be?
>>135261452
green
>>135261481
I have no idea who either one of those people are my friend
I'll ask for proof since I know none exists
>>135261687
just dont use this image and you'll be fine
>>135261687
posting your character with the same message multiple times in every thread
>>135261604
I started playing not long after paks and tofu got run out of balmung or ultros or wherever, they changed names and fanta'd, ran away to gilgamesh, and started shilling their LS. From day one people were calling them on it but a number of people came over or rolled characters there, myself included.
Eventually people wised up and realized it was paks and tofu, and they caused a shitstorm with a huge lover's quarrel where paks ended up streaming an attempt to ERP and posting a video confesison/apology/whatever
tofu's character the first time around was a green-haired cat
could be coincidence, but it probably isn't
>>135261623
I don't know this cat since I've been here for a week, but she is the best cat I've seen here.
>>135261315
You guys aren't in an instance again are you?
>>135261127
>>135261425
go away
>>135261858
Nope
>>135261396
they're veryacceptable
>>135261534so what are you trying to tell me Orangecat?
>tfw reporting an armchair general for becoming super toxic when you wouldn't follow his brilliant plan in Feast
>>135261916
>acceptable
works for me
I just wanna tank for cute lizards then concernedly scold them afterward for getting hurt
I'm an egghead.
>>135262018
Madot you should post lewd some time.
>>135261697
Canyou drink a potion and then both of you splitroast me
>>135262158
Don't ruin her for me.
>>135261987
I'll do my best to not get hurt then, I only ask forpettingin return
>>135262295
I'm not even on Balmung yet, but I'll make sure to try and find you when I get there.
G R O W N M E N
I need to get a digital prepaid card because Square hates my creditcard. Where do i get one for EU?
This coat looked cooler on the preview window . . .
>>135262408
You can usually find me inLimsa... Just look for the pink lizard...
>>135262484
G2a. Or most relevant stores that sell games.
>>135262504
I still think it looks pretty damn good. I reckon Bards and Machinists got spoiled in terms of Midas gear. Maybe it's an apology for how awful Gordian aiming gear was?
Actually I can't think of a single decent-looking Gordian set.
>>135262672
Yeah actually on further look it is pretty damn cool, I'm just bummed that the pauldron clips through my chest when I use my usual /cpose stance.
>>135262672
Monk had a great gordian set
>>135262663
G2A just gives me an error with my card. Time to go into town
>>135260914
hello where to find this lizard
>>135262672
The drg set is one of my favourites. Also really like the tank one as well. In general I really liked the gordian aesthetic and colour scheme for all the sets besides the healing/casting.
How the fuck do you do the pass the poacher quest
>>135262158
>>135262261
who are these people
>>135262246don't think so
>>135263182
pink lizard is zzzz, check limsa tomorrw
Trying to do a8 at euro times has gotta be the most frustrating experience iv had in this game.
>stopping to type mid fight
>enrages
>disconnects
>oops i messed up xDDD
>>135263281
wait and go with friends!
>>135263281
can i suck your cock
>tfw you almost wipe at 1% on a5n because the healer who had the gluggoop target didnt move from the party right as the bombs spawn
>bomb goes off killing everyone but a whm
>boss had such low health that 1 assize and a stone or something killed it
jesus FUCK
Does Brand New Ring work on crafting classes?
>>135263281
https://youtu.be/ZjNVHMh7p80
>>135262484
>>135262960
have you tried paying with crysta? had this problem awhile back when mogstation wouldn't accept my card for some reason but the main SE online store did so i bought crysta and spend it at the mogstore
>>135263610
Nope, the description says DoW/DoM only
>>135263657
Thanks, won't be wasting my time then.
>>135263281
That's the most reliable time for me to be honest. I've yet to have a wipe since I started doing it in those times.
I've also had really weird Amdapor Hard runs as a result.
>>135263182
My goddess is back!
I should turn off join in progress for this...
There's no saving the heavensward crafting outfits.
Back to basics it is.
THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
EXTERMINATE THESE WYRMIES BEFORE THEY OVERRUN US
>>135263182
please just sit on my face
>>135263880
I like BSM's on women, it's pretty sexy.
>>135263927
Stop littering and then making a scene about it.
>>135264054
>please
>MY face
do you even know who this c@ is, anon.
>harness/subligar
I always forget this part of the MSQ and it's always terrible
>>135264061
Yeah BSM is really good
I'm just frustrated because my specialists are LTW, WVR, and ARM who all get unbelievably terrible outfits. Meanwhile my friends are a catman with CRP, BSM, and the fake mustache and a catgirl with GSM, ALC, and CUL so she gets all the cute outfits.
>>135264054
Sorry I'm busy.And I'm not much of a bully.
>>135264215
then let me sit on your face
>>135264374
Don't try to interrupt the sacred practice of fishing like that.
where do you get the hatching tide barding?
>>135264473
i cannot find any competant RPers on Jenova, they always reply with one sentence shit
:c
what's everyone's chocobos look like
>>135261697
My erp logs from Gilg say otherwise.
>>135264548
I think the quest is from the NPC named Nonotta next to the amphitheatre stage
>>135264576
I don't think RP is about typing long paragraphs necessarily, it's about getting the details across in a very vivid/fluid fashion. Length doesn't matter as much as long as this happens I feel. But I don't RP much on Mateus.
>>135264576
Fishing is a sacred battle between fisher and fish. You can't just barge in and potentially frighten the fish away with strange requests that will probably also encourage the wrong kind of fish to turn up and eat all the bait.
Don't be a paissa.
>>135264576
No idea where this came from, but I'm on Jenova as well and while the scene is definitely there, it feels like most players are under aged. I mean to say, it's all anime archetypes and Deviant Art style stories. I wager most older folk paid for Balmung, for better or for worse.
Maybe try the link shell and organized events. They're probably better structured.
>>135264576
I'm on Balmung anyways, sorry.If you do find yourself here, don't bother asking for permission c:
dad can you come pick me up im being eliminated
>>135264819
It now occurs to me that you were probably talking about ERP and not... Not-ERP.
I am embarrassed at myself.
>>135264685
Looks like it's been shoved into the furthest corner of my mount stable and left to die.
>>135264881
sorry son, I'm busy raiding and capping my tomes. just erp with proci again and I'll come get you when I'm done.
>>135264881
I HAVE NO SON.
I think you have a wrong number.
>>135264881
Son I fell into the clouds and my balls dropped. Gomen.
>Spend all my time faking logs so that /xivg/-kun will like me.
>They're immediately pointed out as fake.
>Keep posting them anyways.
>>135265007
Putt responded to the logs the other day with "post my pictures instead" so they're probably realDamage control
>>135264862
ah christ don't say things like that...
>tfw Square got rid of Uematsu's god-tier music for no reason
>Pharos HM's music is a huge ripoff of FFX
So I took a long absence after playing the first part of ARR. Lost my account. Got a new one over Christmas. Just hit 50.
So I'm doing Castrum Meridianum in duty finder and tell the group it's my first time running it.
lmao when I just spend the whole time watching cinematics while they just blow through the whole thing without me. No one cared, so I didn't feel so bad watching the little movies.
Picked out my slut outfit for glamour. Onward to 60.
>>135265321
both the castrum and the praetorium are like that
roulettes are cancer for new players
>>135265321
Yeah. The two last story dungeons are always rushed since they're easy and unique on a daily roulette.
Someday I swear I'll find a group to run it straight.
>>135265163
I'm still so salty about the old city-state music, field music and unique field battle themes being removed and replaced with mediocre themes or being used for boss battles because Soken can't make any good ones.
Same with levequest themes. I found it funny they used that climax theme for boss battles.
>>135265376
>>135265478
I was just happy no one was mad I was just standing there in cinematic mode the whole time. I wanted to watch the videos since I hadn't been there before, but I also sorta felt bad for not just skipping "for the good of the raid." So, I guess I'm alright with it being total cheese now.
Basically playing until Legion comes out for WoW...then maybe both if I happen to land in an FC I like.
>>135265007
who gives a fuck they're hot and her character is super cute so let me have this
I hit 58 tonight.
I'm never meeting any Au Ra NPCs am I?
Will I get my tight, virgin Raen pussy fucked on Midgardsormr?
tfw ywn lewd the abester
>>135265998
Go DRK or nin
>Everytime I go to Idleshire to get an upgrade I'm reminded they stopped expanding Mor Donuts in favor of shoving more gobbie bullshit down our throats.
Nael did nothing wrong. Gaius was right. Exterminate the beast tribes. Imagine an Eorzea without Eikons.
>>135265998
Au Ra are not supposed to be half as common as they are among players.
>>135266071
I'm gonna babe the Abe, fuck off.
where all the lewd sluts @
I sure love how Madofucker avatarfags, and puts his friend in his selfies too. Ironically, a friend who was kind enough to use a tripcode. Le cats on furniture amiright.
>>135265998
There's ya gurl Yugiri and atleast two in Idleshire. There's also *touches scar* in the Alexander questline but that's just a steaming pile of shit so she doesn't count.
>>135266330
Mide is mysterious, cool and cute.
>>135265998
:^)
Does Gilgamesh open much? Or will I have to see if I can't get in after a maint?
>>135266620
>join level 20 ifrit as tank
>stand there and mash 1-2
>mark nail when it spawns
>3 commendations every time
ayy lmao
>>135265482
It makes no sense to change it, I'm not sure why they did. Especially since just about every track is worse and less FF-y, except maybe Gridania.
Square's been distancing themselves from Uematsu for awhile now, which is retarded considering the love and respect he garners. And it's not like he charges an absurd amount considering he does phone games.
>everyone is rolling for the top in a8
>tfw get my legs one the first run
>>135266764
Gilgamesh never opens
>>135266816
The only time I like Uematsu was when I was an FFVII fanboy. I realize my mistake now and he's not that great.
>>135266856
I made a character there in the middle of the day like a week before 3.2.
>>135266856
How's midgardsormr then?
>>135266915
I don't believe you
>>135265998
Yugiri, Mide from the Alexander story, Seika and some random unnamed NPC in Idyllshire, Alaqa in the WHM quest, Sidurgu in Ishgard and the DRK story, Princess Yuki, Akagi and 2 other random Au Ra in the NIN quests.
There have been Au Ra in the previous All Saints' Wake, Heavensturn, Little Ladies' Day and the current Hatchling Tide event.
>>135266856
>Gilgamesh never opens
That's a fucking lie.
>>135266982
Is there any way to prove it? Like a record of character creation or something? I'm not full of shit here but I think it was a huge fluke.
Someone in the thread said it was open and it actually was true.
Rate my cat
Anyone got rotations of rcrafting and melding for crafting?
Both the per job set and the univeral set.
>>135267098
secretly slutty/10
