Stardew Valley General
Worst Husbando Edition
Latest version 1.05
PATCH NOTES
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/842542556770852896
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
PREVIOUSLY IN PELICAN TOWN
>>135183192
ayyyyyy
first for /balt/
I want to marrymyself
>>135224553
It's copypasta. You think 4chan makes anything original other than image memes?
>Thanks so much to this community (and game) for being open minded :)
this is an awful general
xth for FUCKING HAREM MOD
I WANT TO MARRY EVERYONE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>135225351
i want xseed false flaggers to leave
inb4 "Marnie a cute" "Penny a slut" and "I want to marry Haley!" reposters.
To everyone who replied to that shit post please an hero
I wouldn't marry anyone at all, except for the fact that grandpa-kun grades you on it.
Where's a good spot to fish for Pufferfish? Will I get it on the right dock in the ocean area?
I love Haley!
>>135225082
>How to be smug
>He wrote the book
>Actively reading it
I enjoyed that a lot
why
>>135225653
why what?
>>135225536
>kill myself because someone on 4chan wants me to
I think that'd be even more shameful.
>>135225732
>>135225653
Why can't I use it it won't let me use it.
>>135225653
Wiki says it needs to be the one foraged in winter by the beach, not the one you find in geodes/mines.
Is there a difference between making a seed out of a regular crop vs a gold star crop? Will a gold star crop seed guarantee more gold star crops?
>>135225759
Hows your first day treating you champ?
>>135225817
Are you blind?
Look at the icons.
>>135225856
You're not even my real Dad.
>>135225817
They aren't the same item, anon. They have different sprites for a reason.
>>135225817
It's a different kind of Nautilus Shell. Fucked me up too. I found the one that goes in the bundle on the beach in winter.
GAMEPLAY MODS WHEN?
>>135226075
I'm working on a combat overhaul.
God help me. What mine floor does Gold start showing up?
>>135226187
Lava area, so 80
Such a long way to go...
>>135226294
She's(?) coming along nicely anon
>grow pumpkin for a quest
>forgot I needed it for said quest
>sold it
>not enough time to grow another one
FUCK
>>135226294
Ellie needs the same level of suffocating confidence that Elliot does
>>135226151
What do you want to do? The only thing I can think of is swinging weapon in cursor direction and maybe something like battle stamina but I'm not so sure about that. I really want something that changes economics maybe adding some personal quest to gain/lose affection. Hell, this game can be so much more. A paradise for autists like me.
>>135225197
lmao
>>135226647
kill yourself
>>135226151
Change the silly slingshot to an airgun and let us shoot down birds.
>>135226450
I dunno, I'm more fond of pic related for Elliott, and it's a lot less smug than the current portrait
>>135225653
Naut the right shell
Does anyone actually use the slingshot for combat? It feels so clunky and awkward to use.
>>135226826
What's it look like
>>135226826
>Only four characters
>No preview
Get it, it's out there.
>>135226972
Press C or X, makes it work normally.
Then go shoot people with it.
>>135225082 (OP)
Could you please add this to the portrait mod list?
https://mega.nz/#!Tdcw1JhJ!S1aBU65IK7BwNNFcAzbEEtztq2mlUs0ibxlnbeFSWHk
It's the better edit to those Toonyoza and Bunners did.
Some Anon asked for them before but I couldn't find them.
>>135227069
A lot better. Bunners left a lot of details untouched and had those weird collarbones. The anon fixed that, fixed the lips and make the overall portraits better looking.
>>135227098
Yeah sorry dude, it's like brunner's edit but better.
>>135226805
I am not good at sprites but yes going to make a BB gun.
>>135226505
Make it more challenging in general. Special attacks that use stamina. Make enemies do more than walk into you. legendary mosnters, and bosses. these are just some starting ideas. and maybe with coop some kinda arena.
>>135226947
*slow clap*
>>135227170
What's the damage like
>>135227203
can you show us a preview?
>>135227203
>Could you please add this to the portrait mod list?
You need to tell me what's in it so I can label it.
>>135227138
I'd use it if there was an overworld sprite edit with it. Is there?
>>135227247
I gave up on it before the mastee slingshot because resource use. Even though its stone and I have thousands.
So not sure, but shooting Jojo manager a best.
How do Igit gudat fishing?
>>135227391
Can you shoot the nameless Joja cashrgeister employee
>>135227479
>How do I git gud
You git gud.
>have to catch summer fish that only show up when it rains
>it hasn't rained in 2 weeks
>>135227502
There's only one way to know for sure anon.
>>135227479
Acquire skill.
Romanceable Joja's cashier when?
If Sam and Shane work there, why isn't the cashier one of the townspeople?
>>135227479
Obtain competence.
When are we doing to be able to romance Jas?
>>135227614
She's a robot, just like Morris.
>>135226647
Rekt
just kill me
end my misery
>>135227170
Eh looks like you still need to have the mouse behind where you want to shoot with c and x
Why couldn't Ape just made it work like the arcade game
Why the FUCK is fence degradation a thing. fucking hell this shits me off
>>135228051
because it's a thing in real life farms. animals and the environment shit up your fence constantly.
Anyone else try any other farming games because of this? I've been playing Farm Sim 15 recently in between marathons, and they've done quite a lot of work on it.
>>135228051
Buy golden lumber, boi
>>135227381
Yup. There is. I got it at some Thailand website, not sure if the janitor's gonna get a hitman on the link though.
>>135227614
She has bags under her eyes and looks just as miserable as Shane. I wish you could wish her a nice day or give her a diamond.
I can't catch a Sturgeon. He just moves too fast.
>>135228139
Lot's of stuff is a thing in real life.
Slimegirl&catgirl megaupload/dropbox link when?
>>135228229
Oh, I've got something diamondlike to give her alright.
If I play as a girl and mary a girl can I still have kids?
>>135225851
>>135225851
>>135228380
you adopt
>>135228409
>my dick
>your arse
>>135228409
no you're literally throwing away money
>>135227340
>>135227374
Ok. I tried, but since i'm a min maxing faggot I couldn't find Haley or Penny which are the ones who got "fixed" the most, I did found penny but she got like 2 pixels fixed so it's not even worth mentioning. Regardless it's pretty much Brunner's edit and I just wanted it to share for that one anon who wanted it.
Thank you regardless.
How do I get more hardwood once I break all those tree trunks in my farm?
>>135228143
was a fan of HM/RF and Farming Simulator before this, personally.
Farm Sim 15 is still pretty relaxing. but i got myself into the habit of tryharding chaff for biofuel millions and it's a lot less fun now. problem is early game is a crawl if you don't focus on a high value plan, but once you get good machines there's really little reason to continue imo.
haven't played a HM game for awhile, but RF is still fun.
>>135228534
>I did found penny
Meant to say Abigail, I'm really tired, sorry.
>>135228605
Search the world anon, there is a magical place with much hardwood.
>>135228475
thanks anon
>>135228470
y-you too
You know i wound't mind only saving when i sleep if RNG was fair. When the game gives me nothing but sunny days, when i need to catch a fish in the rain tough? Fuck you.
I hope he adds a diary like in harvest moon for saving. It's pretty unfuriating when you miss something from a season because RNG fucked you over completely.
>>135228807
>tough
>>135228605
When you have upgraded to Steel Axe. You can chop a log by leaving your farm from the south then going west past the gypsy and following the wall. You can go past that to chop stumps for 12 hardwood everyday.
>>135228669
>with much hardwood.
well I wouldn't go quite that far..
>>135228605
North of the wizard's tower is a hidden area, you'll need to break one of those fallen trees.
You can get 12 pieces of hardwood each day.
>>135228409
Sadly this game is not harvestmoon/Rune factory so it doesn't do stuff like that, if you want quality crops better invest in some fertilizer.
>>135228943
considering it comes back everyday, it seems to have a decent amount
>tfw finally penetrated Sebastian boipussy
took so long andhe took it long
>>135228625
Story of Seasons was ok, I think it was the latest HM we got? Alotta people don't seem to like it though, thou RF4 is apparently amazing and I need to get it. And I've just recently started FS15 and still learning the basics and what to do. Haven't been hit with the minmax bug yet, hoping I don't and just comfy through it.
>>135228807
I believe it only rained once for me between the start of the game and the first week of summer before my laptop's MB fried.
>>135228875
Fuck, i need to remenber to write that correctly alredy. Force of habit.
>>135229084
>Story of Seasons was ok
Fact
>RF4 is apparently amazing
Also fact. It made SoS absolutely dull by comparison.
I want to thank Stardew Valley for rekindling my love of the far superior Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons series.
>>135229062
>penetrating dirty smelly neet
more like inserting your dick into a bag of trash.
Miner or geologist?
I feel miner is more beneficial.
Jodi a cute, CUTE
>>135229290
he does freelance work as a programmer!!
>>135229002
that's a bummer, upgrading your axe doesn't increase the quantity? is there any reason to go beyond silver then?
>>135229135
>alredyjokingkeep up the adorable typos, i'm just pulling your leg. too lazy to wait for 50 of them again.
>>135229084
yeah, try not to get hit by the minmax bug. forestry was easy as fuck to get into and make a lot of money on early on, and helped make the wait between harvests more bearable. but beyond that i wouldn't recommend getting impatient, really fucked over my enjoyment, mods or not.
>>135229284
thanks god the dev didn't clone rune factory.
I just can't get into thinly veiled jrpg with shitty dungeons.
>>135229320
Hello, cuck.
>>135229421
It makes chopping wood slightly faster each upgrade since it takes less hits, but that's about it.
>>135229290
>tfw alex squeezing his swole glutes on your dick as you penetrate him
Quick, Fruit Bats or Mushrooms?
>>135229421
Alright, thanks for the heads up! Should I look into hiring workers or whatever after a while?
>>135229753
shrooms. better for cooking, making life potions, and you can always raise your own fruits with ease
>>135229753
Mushrooms for those common mushrooms.
Oh, hey, /sdvg/. First time in the thread for me. I'm playing the game without any online help whatsoever and just wanted to show you this.
why do you even need a fence other than keeping animals off spots you want to plant something in at that moment?
Seriously, where can i get rabbit's foot? I have 4 rabbits and they don't drop their leg.
And did they patch beehouse not working anymore in greenhouse?
>>135229320
honestly her face doesn't look as good without the wrinkles when she smiles
>>135230220
also if you go to build an an animal is standing there robin won't let you build
>>135230229
Shoot a wild rabbit with the slingshot.
>>135229706
i literally shit out sashimi and tortillas every morning so energy/time doesn't mean much to me. does the same hold true for the pickaxe? going past iron/silver doesn't give you more of a chance for ores or even more stones at all?
>>135229857
definitely, unless you enjoy manually steering and having to remain perfectly straight each row. i messed up too much whenever i tried, so i just hired workers and watched them plow/seed. harvester wasn't as bad though.
oh, and get one of the seeders that also plows at the same time as soon as you can. less tractors, less workers, less time. bigger trailer is nice and if you have a spare tractor you can drive it along side a worker harvester and he'll just continuously fill the trailer, fewer trips to the offload points too. larger harvester heads o faster harvester machines are always good too.
>>135230229
>don't drop their leg
It's their leg, anon.
You have to sell a rabbit.
>>135230229
You have to have 3 or more.
If you let them out they'll eventually fight each other and you'll be able to get the loser's foot.
The 3rd one will be pregnant though so you don't have to worry about losing a rabbit.
>>135230346
>sashimi
>not maki rolls
>not complete breakfast
kek
>>135226187
>>135226230
im in the same boat. i got one quality sprinkler from a bundle but im on floor 45 of the mine and im thinking of leveling mining for the transmute. it helps if you upgrade to a copper watering can (3 tiles on chargeup)
also get more blueberries!
>>135230473
when it comes to cooking in HM games i just go for the one ingredient recipes or nothing at all.
i hoard shit enough as it is.
>>135229857oh, and buy a crop sprayer. increases yield, and i think it's as good as the fertilizer yet still only requires water.
Can I give flowers to multiple girls or am I stuck with Penny? I want to try out Haley as well.
>>135230024
>>135229989
Alright, thanks.
Also
>been waiting for rain since the second week of spring, when I got enough money and mats to upgrade the watering can
>nothing until the 23rd
>today is the 24th, flower dance festival
>check TV
>rain tomorrow
>mfw
Quick, everyone i need your help. I can't decide between these two.
http://strawpoll.me/7085972
>>135230751
>can't make his own life decisions
just go back to your job at joja
So it turns out Leah does have an ex and they shared an apartment. Sigh, guess I should go for Abigail but her and her parents are a bunch of degenerates.
>>135230565
I'm growing almost every crop so I can sell them or donate them to bundles.
What are you using for energy?
>>135231192
Your virginity is showing.
>>135231192
Wizard is not a degenerate
>>135230751
Choose whoever is the least bitchy.
>running low on bait
>fish up a treasure chest with 30 bait in it
lucky!
>>135231256
Well excuse me for sharing the standards of a civilized society.
Help me choose 9 items to take to the fair.
>>135231192
>Giving up on someone just because they're not a virgin anymore
Sasuga Sempai.
>>135231192
This is a waifu thing, right? I'm gonna stick my dick in Haley's used goods.
>>135231451
Fish
>that one faggot who replied in the old thread
baka desu senpai
>>135231451
9 kegs
>>135231451
Restart the day and just bring 9 pieces of fiber.
IF I GAVE A BOUQUET TO SOMEONE CAN I ALSO GIVE IT TO ANOTHER PERSON?
>>135231451
Purple Mushroom, Pumpkin, Sea Cucumber, Red Eel thing, Corn, Sunflower, Grapes, Cherries, Plum
>>135231471
cut him some slack man. kissless virgins who actually care about wives in this game have no clue what they're talking about
>>135231635
yes shut up
>ex turned up after we are having exciting oral exchange
>punch the fuck out of ex
>Leah got really horny and wanted to go to secluded place in the forrest
>we had wild sex behind the bushes
This game needs doujin manga badly about Leah and her tits.
posting best gril
>>135231192
>Abigail
>Any better
Maru and Haley are literally the only ones worth a damn.
>>135231471
It's funny when you can start telling keks by their post content and repeatedly used reaction images.
Next thing you'll post about your bf and follow it with an anime man with a tear drop, or talk about Haley with a red letter media image, or ask an obvious question with a "!!!.jpg" image.
>>135231471
it's senpai you fucking faggot
so how is Crystal Dagger compared to Insect Head?
>>135231393
>he doesn't have 5 or more bait producing bins
lel
>>135231765
both are correct, m8
>>135231765
Sausage Sunpan
>>135231869
get that common core bullshit out of here
>>135231451
>no gem berry
>no super cucumber
>no ancient fruit wine
>no truffle oil
>no diamond
>no complete meal from cooking
It's like you don't wanna win at all
Where my fellow Harveyfags at?
>>135232216
sorry not a gay lil fuccboy who is into hipster trash
>>135231718
You're reading too much into it. I just like using reaction images.
fighter or scout?
>>135232216
I was gonna, but then I found out he calls you Sweetie after you get married. Aint nobody gets to do that to me.
>>135231239
money
im also growing at least 3 of the other crops/ for bundles/gifts. lots of melons for the quality crop bundle, more money, and i kinda want to make a giant melon.
but ive already chosen that i wanted my farm to be crop-oriented. i might pick up some animals just to see what they're like but i always played this game with crops.
>>135232216
>tumblr
>harvey fag
makes sense
>>135230229
I've only got one rabbit, it's dropped two feet so far, dunno how it's still hopping around
first went to the community center
second I'm keeping in my inventory for some reason I've forgotten
if you are super fucking lucky though, you might get one as a drop from those eels in the skull cave
Do void eggs have any use whatsoever...?
>>135225082
>>135232709
yes, getting the achievement for shipping at least one of everything
>>135232709
Krobus and Sebastian like them
Ellie is just about done!
>>135232780
jesus fuck
>>135232709
krobus gifts, and I think sebastion likes them
otherwise they're just eggs of the damned, not much of a profit
>>135232216
>the original portrait has rapist mustache
Nope, not into pedo
Friendly reminder to plant trees on the outer edges of your greenhouse.
>>135232927
so no more bee houses in green house?
>>135232216
He's a sweetheart. Best boy.
>"I'm happy by myself you know?"
>"I don't need any new friends."
Really now Linus? If you were actually alone you would probably starve since you're digging around other people's trash for food.
>>135233061
once the trees are grown use the rest of the space for hives and kegs.
>>135232927
What if Ape patches this and your trees just disappear?
So why is Penny best waifu?
>>135232216
Popular opinion says he's a pedo for having a mustache in an era that doesn't appear to be the 60s.
>>135232291
Sure, I believe you. No, really.
Pic related, another faggot I'm trying to pin down.
Avatarfag tier, all of you.
I'm making a hacker database to ruin your lives. Be prepared.
>>135232780
Unterlatermod anon by chance? Or cowboy wizard mod anon?
If unteralter, amazing to see hand drawn work and all but as time goes on you get more and more crazy with the face muscles/indentations/folds and it might be reaching critical mass.
If cowboy wizard, shit nigga, they ain't old men too.
>>135233226
Shortstack.
Though she has a 50% chance of cuck.
>>135233236
HACK THE PLANET
>>135233226
Not everyone has a cuckold fetish anon, sorry
>>135214569
Elliott exists out there. Not sure about Sebby though.
>>135230229
according to the wiki, rabbits produce rabbit's feet
What the hell?
>>135233236
>as time goes on you get more and more crazy with the face muscles/indentations/folds and it might be reaching critical mass.
You probably don't want to see some of the others, then.
>>135233236
>I'm making a hacker database to ruin your lives. Be prepared
I'm waiting.
>>135233379
Well, they do.
>>135233226
vulnerability
we want to save her because she's a damsel in distress
Hey guys. It's me, Eric Barone.
AMA.
Do lost books count as museum donations, or would that be too easy and make too much sense?
Working on redrawing some of the Desert people.
Bouncer looked kinda pathetic and I wanted to make Sandy look a bit, well, Desert dwelling.
Thoughts?
>>135233449
Emily for marriage in when?
>>135233335
>>135233349
>cuck
Huh?
>>135233163
He knows his way around.
Just doesn't want that food to go to waste.
>>135233449
>that 4chan edit
nice anon, i hope this gets use in the OP for future threads
>>135233520
memes
>>135233191
I hope not since I just bought 17 trees to mimic that picture.
man this game reminds me of the kind of fun i used to have playing video games. are there new harvest moon/rune factory games out there that are worth playing?
>>135233449
Why do you suck so much at art.
>>135233402
Oh don't get me wrong, I do love the art, so I do. Just saying it can't be long before they're deflated bags of skin, which will be great for entirely different reasons, but still great nonetheless.
>>135233335
Spiderweb soon, Anon. All avatarfags and blogposters will regret coming on my mongolian cavepainting communal slab.
>>135233449
kiss?
>>135233481
Been meaning to ask, what the fuck is with the tentacles on this character?
>>135233520
There's a chance your level 8 star event with her will have one of the kids mention her being "lifted up a tree by Sam". She overreacts, and cuck meme was born.
>>135233226
mygf___figured out in about 5 minutes that shes textbook Cinderella. Not that it makes her any less appealing
>>135233520
Memes anon.
>>135233481
Love it. Though Sandy's pinky is a bit ...squished?
>>135233449
I always thought Stardew Valley was made by a girl.
Anyway, it's still quite a feat to make a neat game all by yourself.
>>135233449
>cups don't say "UCK" and "LACKE" or something similar
>>135233727
Oh its very WIP, I'm working on it.
>>135233645
No, no. Point taken. I will try to simplify.
>>135233687
I like her cause she's similar to my real life girlfriend
>kind and caring
>likes to read
>likes children
>shy
>lewd
>has an alcoholic parent
That motherfucker Pierre sold my parsnips to Robin and told her he grew them himself.
I'M FUCKING DONE. I'm going to sell my crops to Joja from now on.
And i'm going to make his stupid daughter pregnant and abandon her on the side of the road.
>>135233737
Are you retarded? Girls can't make anything, especially when there's coding involved.
>>135233821
>has no skills
>trailer trash
>fucks everything up
just like real life
>>135233682
Well, at that point, you're not technically dating her so it doesn't matter.
It's only cucking if you're in a relationship.
>got the minecarts working again
>realize I haven't talked to Linus in weeks
>>135233639
Rune Factory 3 and 4 are good, Story of Seasons is meh.
>>135233861
hi samantha
have you heard of loopsbecause your code makes me want to put one around my neck
>>135233861
Froogis!!
>>135233928
i'm sorry for you anon
>>135233527
Now that i look at him closely. He looks like Robin William in Jumanji.
>>135233861
what the fuck is this, was the author unaware of loops, why the fuck would you ever multiply in this manner anyways it's inefficient
>>135233821And shy qt librarian types always end up being freaks in bed
>>135233861
Who let me program?
>>135233861
what do you expect from someone whose last name is Froogis
sounds like a tim and eric character
>>135233963
By 8 hearts I feel like I am in a relationship.
She fucked someone else when we were getting so close together.
>I wanna move in a big house one day!
Sorry, bitch, but you fucked up.
Now you're stuck with that loser skateboarding faggot who lives with his parents and has no job.
Enjoy that trailer til you are your mothers age and become an alcoholic.
>>135234107
>>135234112
Look at the name. It is clearly a made up example.
Why are Leah's tits so huge?
Fisher or trapper
>>135233379
somehow, stardew valley rabbits, along with shedding their fur in a convenient clump, also possess the ability to detach their feet and grow new ones. these disembodied feet then spontaneously manifest a small chain loop.
>>135233984
>get the mine carts working again
>realize i haven't entered town all season except to buy seeds
>>135234143
that specific part is 100% accurate, my friend
>>135234276
Why are Stardew players so perverted?
>>135234256
Nice Robin Williams.
>>135233163
I see that same exact image in every single thread.
You must be the same person.
>>135234256
Now that's a portrait I approve of.
How the FUCK do I find this piece of SHIT
I've completely cleared levels 40-50 about five or six times now
>>135234250
I dunno, I don't think it counts until you kiss/give her a bouquet.
>>135234256
>Robin Williams
Shit, now im sad
there's an alien if you knock on the top E in the title screen
>>135234520
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>135234520
ayy lmao
>Decide to try and go down more levels into the mine so i can get gold
>It's actually being fairly good, stair pop up easily and there's even diamonds
>Decide to go down another set
>Make it to 55 easily
>Reach 58 and stair refuses to show, same for 59
>Farmer drops at 2am because no stairs
This game has a way of getting to me, and i don't like it.
>>135234520
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>135234473
You could also try your luck at the Secret Woods.
>>135233226
gottaprotectthatsmile.jpg
>>135234473
New guy here.
You're having a huge streak of bad luck.
>>135234473
I found it while killing the slimes in the forest during the winter.
>>135234458
So?
>>135234256
>>135234107
Exactly what I thought when I first saw him.
