Smittenposting edition
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first for fuck off with your retarded edition and keep your ugly looking dog woman out of our general
>>134963213
Previous thread
>>135204632
What type of whore takes a picture of JUST her tits? "OMG new necklace xDDD"
>>135204632
I miss blonde smitten, because then she wasn't wearing makeup and shit that made her look way older than she is
>>135204786
Shut the fuck up memester
>>135204786
you ever been to the beach? If that's a lot of tits you should try leaving your basement.
>tfw Smitten for Smitten
i wanna Smite her.
>>135205343
you completely missed what he wrote whiteknight
>>135205605
Looks like Carl from TWD LOL she's ugly as shit nigger
So how is Skadi, any good?
Wouldn't it be sick if you could get gem of iso on her and it would work with her wolf?
>>135205605
>Posting worst smitten
BRING BACK BLONDE SMITTEN
>>135205908
>>135205801
january 2015 best Smitten ever.
http://strawpoll.me/7083934
keep voting
>>135206040
She's a big girl
>>135206040
if her tits were bigger and her stomach wasn't huge she'd be top tier BREHS material
>>135206040
More like March-June 2015 Smitten best Smitten
That's like mid to high tier at best
>>135206170
UUUU
>>135206040
fucking whale
>>135206170
you have no idea buddy.
>>135206096
I just want to say that I voted for Light Hel. I fucking hate Dark Hel. She's such a bitch. And I hate her voice. Light Hel's voice is soothing and she's nice. Dark Hel's voice is all raspy.
>>135206315
Photoshopped fake shit
This is her most recent instagram picture.
Thick Smitten is gone and death.
RIP delicious thick Smitten.
>>135206315
she looks fatter in the first picture on the couch
>>135206668
coach picture is from January 2015.
second picture is like 3 months old.
this one is like 5 weeks? old.
anyways back to smite folks.
>gem storm weekend
Oh fuck me
>>135206806
dammit.
now back to smite folks.
Reminder you are playing with CAVEPEOPLE in your matches, they are among us
>tfw someone on your team gets Ah Puch in assault
>they reroll
>queue game
>go to pee
>phone rings
>queue pops
>miss queue
>call ends
fuck
me
i lost my goodwill.
>>135206560
good
fat girls are disgusting and what use is an unattractive girl?
>>135207116
No Anon!
You gonna summon the Assault pro and his gay tier list.
>>135206560
>>135207030
Where is her instagram?
>>135206806
i'm glad she lost weight. She's actually attractive now.
>>135207357
smittengfg
>>135207116
maybe they aren't good with him.
>>135207386
She would be if she didn't start wearing scene girl makeup and dye her hair a really ugly amethyst red
>>135207825
as long as she's not fat. I'd take a girl with dyed hair over a fat girl any day.
>>135207240
ah puch has the highest winrate in joust
that faggot doesnt know what hes talking about
HEIL THE SS!
did i do good smgen?
>>135208998
reported nazi scum cant even play with hatred like that in my face
I JUST GOT ANOTHER FUCKING MATCH WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
FUCKING HIREZ FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Someone post the tier lists for all the modes please.
>>135209851
>Please gently put your spoon right into my eager slut mouth
No thanks
>>135209813
these assholes need to stay on a spanish speaking server
>>135210009
jajajajaja pinche gringo xd
>>135207547
how can you not be good with Ah Puch, in assault
>>135209960
I want your thick, yogurt covered spoon anon-sama!
>>135210009
THEY AREN'T EVEN SPANISH, THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING DUTCH
THEY ARE LITERALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND ARE PLAYING ON THE NA SERVER
>>135209650
thanks for answering my question faggot
>>135209851arachne>everyone else>dog shit>nemesis
>>135210646
Shoo shoo Thorax-kun!
>>135210646
Get gud Thorax
Holy fuck am I tired of seeing Tyr. Are there any actual counters to this Taroshima enabling piece of shit that're -good- in this meta?
>>135211102
Loki ofcourse!!!!
:^)
>>135211102
Guan you shit eating cunt.
Get fucking good you fucking maggot.
>>135210831
>>135210925
Stop making fun of my fellow monster girl lover!
>>135211102
Ravana.
>>135211282
Who says that I don't like monster girls, Thorax is just full of shit.
>>135211282
Your taste is shit and you should feel bad.
>>135211282
Arachne is best girl
Best tits on a god?
I'm going with Zhong Kui
MAID SKINS WILL TRIUMPH OVER THIS MEDIOCRE SEASON THREE
>>135212261
I bet my dick and balls there will never be maid skins.
>Chinese gods not represented well in Smite
>China has a hissy fit and demands a bunch or them changed
>Dionysus (Bacchus) is a horribly misrepresented fat short retard meme god
>Rome/Greece could literally care less
Why are the Chinese so whiny and gay about their theology?
>>135210443
even worse.
Is NA the best server? I mean skill wise. Like do we have the best smite players in the world? Is that why they come over here? It's an honer if that's the case.
>>135212982
>could
>>135212351
AS LONG AS MY EYES OPEN EVERY MORNING, I WILL PERSIST.
>>135211545
sorry but i'm attracted to humans not freaks
>>135212229
Aphrodite
>this new curse update
AYYYYYY
>>135212982
how is Bacchus misrepresented?
>>135212982
But china changed their gods for the better
Like imagine if cupid got a remake where he isn't a baby with a giant malformed head, I might actually play him.
>>135213532
Benign deities aren't usually represented as ugly in most cultures.
For they embody many human aspirations.
>Smite
>Accurate
>Ever
>>135214068
but cupid is a baby...
>>135214085
Bachus is a drunk though. They represented him correctly.
>>135214387
He wasn't fat though
>>135214226
but he looks 10 times dumber than like any actual artistic depiction of him.
>>135214387
Bacchus is not necessarily a drunk God, he is associated with madness, and since the Greeks could not explain the scientific nature of drunkenness, they believed that it was Bacchus making them go crazy and become drunken
>>135211545
I'm more of a Medusa kinda guy
>>135211504
YOUR TASTE IS SHIT!
>>135214539
He can also turn into a woman, so dont look too much into it.
>>135214085
>implying the Chinese and Japanese gods aren't accurate
>>135214387
>Post a statue for physical reference
>Discuss demeanor
K
Also if physical depictions were accurate, half of the Greek and Roman pantheon would be missing a helmet.
>>135211282
Medusa is my bae, too faggot.
>>135214852
>we could have had trap Bacchus
just kill me now
>>135214879
Like anyone cares about eastern mythos.
I only know about Youkai because I love touhou.
The only tale or legend that I enjoy or know is the tale of the Bamboo Cutter.
>>135214226
Cupid also has a wife, it's even mentioned in the in game lore.
>>135212982
The Greeks have had their gods misrepresented for centuries now, so I imagine it's hard for them to give a shit anymore
>>135214715
>Bacchus
>Greek
He's Dionysus in Greek you fat fuck
>>135212982
What gods did the Chinese get butthurt at?
>>135216145
Nude Wa and hot monkey dick.
>>135216145
I forgot, Ao too.
>>135216230
So is that why SWK got that complete do over on his look and kit,same with Ao Kuang
>>135214226
Oh look, a Cupid that isn't a ridiculous to look at cartoon.
>Your party queues for Omni Draft.
>>135217231
>Every Omni Team Ever:
>Loki
>Nox
>Nu Wa
>Guan Yu
>Thanatos
Thessalonike aka Fish waifu when?
>>135217470
>Forgetting the all important Xballer.
>>135217470
don't forget odin when he isn't banned
>>135215474
his wife is a pedo
>Have never watched a Smite video on youtube
>My recommended for you section had like 4 Skadi videos
Is youtube trying to tell me something?
https://youtu.be/UepyWp76foE?t=20
Who is that on the monitor? It seems to have Rama's stance but...Isn't rama.Also the fucking pepe on the next one
>>135220754
its rama
>>135220754
It's orbital strike rama you cuck
>>135220754
i want the fucking Adanas one
>you better not fucking blame me for this
>don't worry your team is just tactical feeding
>mfw
>>135220754
>Crop and upscale section
Just Orbital strike Rama.Did kinda hope it was a shitty pre-alpha jing wei model though.
>>135220754
>goteeeeeem
Kill me
>>135222117
https://twitter.com/thezarty/status/709497355788263425
Goy mang-Chinese
Arjewna-Hindu
>>135222117
i like fdot, not as a caster or as a streamer but as a host, he is a really good host for events, also a good person.
Fdot should host more stuff.
First period is great, REALLY?! with krett was goat.
>>135220754
>if you are reading this the next God releases are: Kou Mang and Anjana
Should we believe them or is this going to be some April Fools shit?
>>135222694
>Kou Mang
>Koo Mang
>Koo Gang
>Koof Gang
>Koofer Gang
CONFIRMED
>>135222915
>Gou mang- dragon spirit of the eastern wind
Mo fucking noodle
>>135222915
K O O F E R B O Y S
>>135223157
Old Noodle coming back as new god?
It's on. A MIGHTY STORM REVIVES!
>Añjanā was the mother of Hanuman, one of the heroes of the Indian epic, the Ramayana. According to one version of the story, Añjanā was an apsara named Puñjikastalā, who was born on earth as monkey princess and married Kesari, a monkey chief
please
>>135223326
W-will she have a fluffy tail?
>>135223447
we can damn well hope
Just started.
>Quest is play as a Guardian for 2 games
>Did that in Normal Arena
>Still didnt count
Do I need to finish up the Training quests first?
https://twitter.com/HirezChris/status/708415589472145409
Thoughts?
>>135223747
NOBODY CARES
Post more Añjanāfu
>>135223747
i never thought that criss was into tentacle porn.
>>135223326
Are we going to get fluffy tail?
>>135223326
I never give a fuck about lore or deseign. All I care about are abilities and stats. The god could literally be a grey box and the lore is a box some guy named Greg drew and i'd use them if they're good.
fucking nerds.
>>135225206
>he doesnt play this game for the waifus
SHIT KID
S
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I
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K
I
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>>135225206
>>135225206
Mate design is important because I wanna know who I'm fighting against so I can build accordingly.
>>135225431
Yeah sorry i'm not sexually attracted to cartoons. I like real women. You know, ones that actually exist and not just in your imagination.
>>135226012
different color boxes then. With names. My point is lore doesn't matter at all. Design is only slightly more important. I have never refused to play a god because of their looks though. If I think their abilities are bad I don't use them.
>>135226098
>this fucking guy
>>135225206
here's your new god
pandora
>>135226247
>play as vulcan
>aphro refuses to heal me
>ask him why
>"Aphro doesnt like Vulcan."
Average smite player
>>135226247
But the god lore is what gives them their abilities. Nu Wa creates, so she summons minions.
Kukulkan is a wind god, so he summons wind.
etc.
>>135223506
Respond pls
>>135226362
if their abilities and stats are good i'd use it no joke.
>>135226701
No need to do training. Must be a bug. Or you didn't play a Guardian.
>>135211449
>>135210831
>I'm full of shit
Okay it's one thing to CALL me shit, but to call me full of shit? What's your problem bruh? I dindu nuffin to you. I didn't even post that list. I actually like Nemesis more than Anubis
>>135226443
people are such fucking idiots
those new no name in the clan are so fucking cringe wtf
>>135226945
Played as Ymir. Maybe it is a bug, because I keep getting logged out after 3 minutes and it wont let me log back in
Any chance we'll have cross-platform play soon?
>>135226989
But Thorax-kun hating you is like the Teachings Lord Taro.
I live 4 the memes.
I really don't give a fuck
>Taking anonymous flaming seriously or caring about it
>Ever
>>135227230
Ah, the classic bad day. Don't worry, you'll get there soon.
>>135226610
I really don't care though. I don't need to know that he's the wind god. All I need to know is he makes tornados. I don't need Nu Wa's back story, all that actually matters is she makes minions.
>>135227298
As in Ps4 vs Xbone, maybe, one day.
As in PC vs consoles, fuck no, those shitters would get destroyed
>>135226989
cheer up spiderbro
>>135227205
I really hope i'm not one of them. I've been practicing different game modes because I still don't feel like i'm good enough to ask in the clan to form or join a party. I don't want to join one, be shit, then get a bad reputation. Right now I have 5 gods at least level 1 mastery and 1 god level 4 mastery. Level 17. Gonna start asking about parties when I hit 20. Should be good enough by then hopefully. If not i'll stay away for longer. Don't want to be a burden to my team.
>>135225206
>being this (you) hungry
>>135227860
i'm not. I'm just contributing to the conversation.
>>135227205which ones, there's been a lot
I really like Nox all of the sudden, but how to build her?
I've been doing:
Vampiric Shroud for strong early game
Pen boots
Book of Thoth
Chronos Pendant
Bancrofts
Obsidian
sell Shroud for Rod
>>135228293
rush boots of repick
>>135227662
>inb4 PEECE gets destroyed because they're too cocky
>>135228386
What's wrong with her senpai?
>>135228293
THE LIFESTEAL TREE IS FOR PUSSIES THAT NEED SUSTAIN CUZ THEY CAN'T JUKE OR KITEUnless you are Ao or want anti-heal.
Be a real ass nigga and buy Spear of Desu.
>>135227968
>Talks about possible gods to put in the game
>Becomes mad about lore and design without any context
Another hot sticky you for your hungry mouth
>>135209813
jajajaja jol jol jol joljo rothjmfao
Im spanish and I hate them too.
They are always fucking shitters always.
They dont understand basic geography.
I always get fucking romainians and middle east and beaners.
Fuck off with your 600ping braindead fucks.
Like its hard to fucking speak another language. If I was going to play on their servers id learn basic shit with google translator like attack or use the voice system fuck. be like ADC RETREAT ADC ATTACK ADC GANK GANK DUO etc
fucking hell i hate them.
I lose every game because people are just shit or foreigners.
The shitters are probably foreigners and just dont have gems to buy their shitty countries flag.
I had a mastery x artemis that built like oddyssey bow and other retarded shit and did like 10k dmg while I did like 50k as mid
>>135228650
>shit clear early
>cant contest mid
>2 and one are only good together is she misses one she is useless
>a more meh version of scylla kit minus the ult
>>135211102
Tyr is a fucking joke just get pent and antiheal or cc or slowing shit.
Tyr was completely reliant on that 45s blink so now hes a fucking useless blink attack faggot every 120 so someone can beads him.
You can easily not get caught by his shit.
Everytime I see a Tyr im like YAY I WIN THIS GAME
>>135229453
GG'd
>>135229453
Ravana is a fucking joke just get pent and antiheal or cc or slowing shit.
Ravana was completely reliant on damage from his 1 so now hes a fucking useless 1 attack faggot every 120 so someone can sprint him.
You can easily not get caught by his shit.
Everytime I see a Ravana im like YAY I WIN THIS GAME
>>135217470
change nox thanatos raijin loki xbal odin hel sol guan herc kepri ahpuch afro ares artemis bachus hunbatz cronos ravana posidon sobek janus geb kali *
I did 94k dmg yesterday as change.
>he doesnt blaze it and show everyone his moves
>>135229037
because lore and design isn't nearly as important as abilities and stats.
Balanced unstable fire grill of objective push is best grill.
>>135231830
>Sol is actually the goddess of smite gen shitposting
>>135232194
>Goddess of the Sun and Patron of Fun-Posting
Indeed best girl.
So they are removing gems from the daily quests. Seems reasonable to be honest.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4afkjk/weekly_quest_gem_rewards_gem_events/
TW: Abundant Entitlement
>>135206040
>>135233628
>it wasn't healthy for the smite economy
>>135233628
oh cool, favor, i sure can buy a TON OF STUFF WITH THAT USELESS FAVOR AND THOSE USELESS RECOLORS LOL THANKS HIREZ
>>135234173
>they bend over and give more free gems than what they need to
>they are jews
What do you call a community when they are worse than the developers?
>>135234498
>being a cuck for hi-rez and getting the god pack
>>135233628
>TFW 440 gems away from the ticket
Hun Batz is still best jungle or one of them right?
>>135233628
that's the only way I get gems. The quests and logging in. Fuck you hi rez. I'm actually extremely mad right now.
>>135235395
how many gems is it?
my heart
>>135235769
Le balanced monkey man of infinite CC
>>135236375
450
>>135234498
you buy gods with favor
>>135236365
It's not their fault you're a poorfag. They were giving 80 gems a week.
>>135236482
>not having the godpack
jeeesus...not in game
>>135235000
they need to give out more free gems not less. It takes way too god damn long to buy a skin you want. I like their favor system. Good amount of play time to favor ratio there. The gems are the problem.
so /smgen/ who are the most balanced gods in smite both "balanced" and the literal most balanced
>>135234498
It's a free to play game, the point of those systems isn't to spoil the already spoiled rotten community but just to motivate players who haven't fully commited themselves to the game to get more into it. Sadly our community is full if cancerous leeches with more greed and entitlement than brains.
>>135236489
should have given 100. Took me way too long to buy a skin I want. I only own 1 skin that I actually bought and wasn't given.
>pay money for a CHANCE to get the skin you want
>>135236589
>they need to give out more free gems not less
No they don't. It's a premium currency, you're lucky they even let you get some for free just for logging in. Hi-Rez may be jews when it comes to chests, but wanting 100+ gems a month is retarded.
>>135236805
Gambling has existed for thousands of years you retarded fuck.
>>135236824
>but wanting 100+ gems a month is retarded
Shit, I meant a week, not a month. I need sleep.
>>135236850
fuck off hi rez take my shekels and give me the special snowflake skin i want
>>135236425
>infinite
>it's on a 90s cd
>>135236709
In the off chance that you are serious and not baiting or trolling (because god knows the smite community is too fucking retarded for its own good): I can't think of any other games out there that give so much cash currency for doing the absolute minimum (loggin in and pressing a button, playing a couple of games). This is a free to play game, those are premium skins, you are supposed to throw money at them to keep the game running.
https://youtu.be/KeI7pQvMxDM
Reminder that Smite is gonna be Officially "2" years old in like 1 week!
Also reminder than that song and everything on it exists.
>>135237061
Over an infinite amount of time, thats an infinite amount of cc
>>135236529
I buy the gods I like. I'm not gonna pay for 80 gods if I only want to use 10 at most. And 10 is being generous. I've only been playing a few months but so far I only like 5 gods. I'm thinking about the future with the 10. Might not happen.
>>135237191
Most people pay £20 or whatever for the god pack, thats a shit ton on its own.
>>135237328
i waited over a year and a half before buying the godpack
LITERALLY NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME
also i got it on sale.
>>135236649
here's how this shit should work. You and everyone else should buy and spend money on the game. That way I can get free shit. That's ideal for me. Now fuck off.
>>135205605
Alyssa > Smitten literally any day
>>135236824
Then make skins cheaper. That's the only reason I care about gems. I want skins.
>>135237191
No. You throw money at them. If you do I don't have to. That's what i'm asking for. You people pay so I can play for free.
Either give me more damn gems or make skins cheaper.
>>135237371
No, it's not. At all. Including Skadi and if neith/thor/guan yu/ra/ymir weren't free you'd have to pay exactly 200 bucks to unlock them all. They have said multiple times that the god pack if a loss for them but "it makes the playerbase happy". And by that they mean that it's the only thing that has helped them stay relevant in the moba wars.
>>135237238
too bad the average smite match is only 30 minutes
>>135237193
only 2? But we're in season 3. I thought it was 1 year per season. Guess not. Happy birthday Smite!
>>135237463
>>135237568
>>135237701
Are you... are you actually trying to pretend that you were having a laugh at us? The smite community never ceases to step up their retardation game.
>>135237778
Thats a good thing, the reason I'm playing smite instead of dota is that the games took too long.
>>135237568
Then get a job and buy gems, you poor fuck. It doesn't cost much to buy 1 or 2 skins a month. Just don't buy chests, because fuck that practice.
>>135237454
maybe i'll get the god pack on sale one day. Maybe.
>>135237874
Just don't spend money on smite, because fuck that practice.
>>135237712
You can get every single god in this game for free actually.
>>135237870
no i'm being completely serious. That is my ideal situation. Every other person who plays this game spends money so it'll stay successful and I get free shit. No laughs trying to be had. I am being honest right now. Nothing would make me happier than this situation somehow working out. It never would but I still wish it would.
>>135237986
Fair enough, just don't complain when you can't get premium items that are purely cosmetic.
>>135237874
I have a job. I don't want to spend any money on this game. I want other people to so I don't have to. I openly admit I am extremely cheap but I don't give a fuck. I want free shit.
>>135238145
I'm sorry, but I can't promise that.
Luckily for you, most of them suck, so I will probably never have reason to complain.
>>135238263
Well no one gives a fuck. I hope they remove all of the free gems, just to spite you.
>>135238281
So balanced frost woman of slipperiness and wolves will be released tomorrow right?
>Roll Easter Chest
>Get Chaac Skin.
>It doesn't show up in Skin Select or on his God page.
>Can only view it by going through my unlocks.
HI-REEEEEEEZZZZZZ
>>135238493
I don't know or care, but I would like the source for that if you don't mind.
>>135238485
I hope they shut down the game, just to spite you.
>>135236489
>Were
But they still are?
50 Login + 30 Weekly quests
>>135238550
The skin isn't actually out yet, it's going out in 8 hours.
>>135238603
They are, but they won't be anymore.starting tomorrow, I believe. The 30 gems from quests are being removed.
>>135238706
Then why let us roll for it before it comes out? I just want that skin, mayne.
>>135238585
They can shut down the game for all I care, Smite isn't the only game I play and I can easily go buy or find another game.
>>135238831
I hope they hunt you down and kill you, just to spite you.
Don't think they can't.
>>135238717
fuck hi rez
>>135238831
Smite is the best moba out
>>135238717
Oh.
Ah well, atleast they aren't taking leddit suggestions and lowering Logins to 30 gems.
>>135239017
But the subreddit is the exact opposite though: They want them to raise the number of free gems because they feel entitled to them. Every day I pray that someone at hi rez will finally go and tell them that they are fucking idiots.
>>135238997
Maybe so, but MOBAs aren't the only thing I play.
>>135238891
It's ok to be cheap friend, but be thankful that Hi-Rez give you anything at all, rather than be mad because you can't get a skin. I don't seem to remember LoL giving you free premium currency, or anything new like Paragon.
>>135239360
I agree with them. Give me more gems.
>>135239551
I believe riot gives you like 100 riot points when you reach level 5? which isn't enough to buy anything beyond the cheapest characters (and for that you might as well just use IP to get them).
>>135239551
I don't give a shit about the gems, I just want the referral agni skin because it looks cool.
>>135237527
did she got stung by a bee on her mouth or what? those lips look unhealthy
>>135239772
I don't remember, it's been a very long time since I've played LoL, but unless the prices have changed 100RP is almost literally nothing and champions in that game take a fuckton of time to grind out. Took me too long to amass a semi decent pool of champions, which is what made me stop playing and try out Smite and buy the Godpack within a week.
>>135239880
I agree, I like the skin. Unfortunately, most of my friends right now only play shooters or the flavour of the month MMO.
What happens after you reach level 30? You stop getting level up rewards? God damn it I liked those. There should be a prestige level system after 30.
Why are all the gods HiRez has "reworked" so shitty and boring
>>135240580
yeah
>>135241118
>Ravana
>DunkaDude Odin
>boring
fuck off.
Do you buy your beads when you see an Ares, /Smiggen/?This wouldn't happen on PC would it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vzVB4yrr8I don't know how to Webm
anyone else here on xbox noticing that queueing is taking much longer than usual today?
i finally gave up after waiting 8 minutes for an arena match.
also its really laggy today too
>>135243694
nvm, lol i made my preferred region europe to troll some custom games earlier today
Anybody bought Smite Killer yet? I wanna know if it's worth playing.
>>135244797
Overwatch? It's an overhyped disgrace. Paragon? It's literally Paladins but with higher graphic reqs.
>>135243661
Why are people so afraid to hit Ares? I swear..
>my team
>enemy Ares
>they just let him walk ANYWHERE
>I'm Ares
>I look in the enemies general direction
>they face roll all abilities on me
>my team just sits back and watches me get hit by all abilities, but somehow find a way to die.
>>135246797
coming from a mastery 6 ares, you're just not scary enough, you have to be extremely aggressive with yours chains and fire, and you need to be ulting constantly, even if it isn't a great pull; ult 1-2 squishies, ult the tank to get him out of a fight, ult enemies to peel them off your teammates, be as dangerous as possible and get VOIDSTONE AND GEM OF ISO, ulting, chaining, then fire spraying will slow the shit out of them and freak them out
>>135247903
oh no, I do all that, I'm just complaining because my teammates 90% of the time are mongs.
>>135243661
It's assault what do you think? People buy meditation and the realize that CC god is in their game even if they had bought beeds ares' ult cdr is like twice as quick over beeds
>Spending your hard earned money on Smite when you should spend it on food and rent.
>>135251472
lol fuck that nigga i bought me dat chacclote
>>135251472
>rent
>>135206040
She has lost a TON of weight. I saw her at Worlds. She's pretty fucking sexy now.
>>135253986
literally
NO
NO NO NO
KELLY IS SMIGGEN GODDESS, SHITTEN A SHIT
no
>>135251472
>implying my bank account isn't already fucking empty
>>135254171
Fuck off, Kelly
