Final Fantasy Edition
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
>>135202191
>final fantasy edition
gross
what's the speedgame you regret speedgaming the most familia
Reminder that Pyatters is more alpha than you
*cries about /srg/ on twitter*
>>135202295
Talk about being narrow-minded
>>135202491
something something, bees
>no soylent gf to speedrun into your heart
>>135202752
its 2016!
>>135202752
Based Matlock
name drop me
>>135202895
was it sliding off intentional?
just finished my first Undertale All Memes% run
>>135203193
you (the person reading this)......
*vapes soylent*
>tfw I'm the LeBron James of speedrunning
>>135203116
now THIS is a blast from the past
>>135204207
>still hasn't switched over to Initial D posting
you're not even a speedy speed boy on this night of fire
>>135204526
>3 years ago is the past
kill___me__
>>135205125
>A bullet in the head of EVERY tranny nutter.
Wording this so hard rn. Preach gurl
This one goes out to my boy PeterAfro.
>>135205414
cybermemer OUT
![Ryan Lockwood - Streets Agent 1-12 [subtitles]_1.webm](https://i.imgur.com/XDksMpJ.jpg "Ryan Lockwood - Streets Agent 1-12 [subtitles]_1.webm")
Daily dose.
>>135205874
Delete this. It is no longer the world record, you cannot quote it or otherwise refer to it any more.
##-IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT-##
NEW WIND WAKER WORLD RECORD!
http://strawpoll.me/7084427
>>135209031
heard from this on /pol/ of all places
source
You know why Cosmo's been pissy lately? He is at the stage of HRT where his libido completely dies. Dude can't get an erection anymore so he has to shove things up his ass and try to hit the prostate.
>>135210183
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/705159962327015424
>tfw notch will be the next to transition
>>135210717
Yup reduced libido. Unless you are asexual that shit's going to drive you crazy
>>135209773
www.(bitch).tv/chaotic_ace/v/54434835?t=03h57m48s
Yo it's Monday so I thought I'd write a pastebin.
So the month of mushrooms and masterswords has been a blast so far, but it's got me thinking about two things.
1. I really like being able to casual games without any pressure to win. It's way easier to chat with people and take my time with a game.
2. I really miss grinding for speedruns.
>>135211036
'asexual' isn't real
>>135212618
>mfw
>>135212949
>not pies boyfriend.jpg
>>135213141
he's really into asians, huh? yellow fever
>>135213314
And he lusted after 2dos too
>>135213484
yo dude buy green screen kid's ep
>>135212949
>de bowl cut reddit man
Legal GBA emulator?
>>135215361
wii u
https://twitter.com/CockbotSRG/status/567048471199633408
https://twitter.com/CockbotSRG/status/550786632941862912
Wats with all the deleted posts? :/
>>135216462
tfw no one will ever be thirsty for you
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>>135208921
Why did you delete?
Y, niqqa? Shiiit, I thot u'd neva axe (nigger pronunciation of ask)...
BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
wtf why would you delete
>>135217705
medievil
>>135217705
Gender b how u defines it doe
>>135211523
Holy shit busty asians make my dick diamonds. I would give up my left foot if she would date me
>>135218090
azn chicas aint date no weebs doe
>>135218090
kill yourself you fucking loser
>>135221069
who?
slayera streama
>>135221069
>cosmo has started a chain reaction and the amount of trannies in the world is literally going to triple
>when you find new tech that changes everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6it1W4bZasc
any better feel lads?
>>135221069
disgusting brain-damaged failed man betamaxsexysissyboy cultural Marxist piece of trash
>>135223764
this game looks like shit wtf is wrong with you
>>135223764
hunting real dinos
snowmeme stream tftd right meow
>>135224560
stop forcing yourself meows
why are you guys not watching the latest speedtranny, coooookie, stream?
thank God that post doesn't exist anymore
>>135204207
What a BEAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkSRJSUY0vs
>you will never be this based
>>135227104
based on?
did m_ transition too? why did he delete his twitch??
>>135227738
partyv&
>>135227738
he said he was having bad anxiety attacks on stream but idk if thats why. hope hes okay doe
>>135227738
>>135228157
im pretty sure he just has life stuff to do, it's not exactly the first time he has just up and left for a while
>>135227738
I think it had something to do with his anxiety and panic attacks.
>>135228157
What a faggy attention whore
>>135227104
this shit is disgusting holy hell
>>135228157
>>135228323
>stream anxiety
hows the grind tonight fellas
new mememick! pb
6 is very soon
>>135230956
is that bad ending
>>135231051
yes
>>135230964
Thanks Mr. (((Goldberg)))!
>>135230964
you forgot *tweets the whole thing for attention and inevitable positive reinforcement from subhumans who think this shit should be encouraged*
new dinos
http://speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
>>135234158
>"new"
>>135234158
dino mite
>>135234158
Slayer your wr sucks get a new one
slayer your wr is dino mite
>>135239951
mom.......
headcrab how does it feel to be roasted alive
>>135241189
terrible
mhc stream NOW
>>135241189
he banned me so i couldnt even say anything what the hecj
>>135242193
but trihex is live right now!
where were you when slayer laid the SMACK down on headcrab
webm
host/
ae5d7/vid.webm
>>135243576
link it less retardedly and we'll talk
>>135243858
spam filter beat me
put a dot after webm
>>135212949
>>135243576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SW02FyO9Bl
Here's a non-retarded version
>>135245738
>14 minutes
fuck off
>>135245853
Well that's how long it goes on for
>>135221069
please stop this
bertin strim
>>135248070
stream what
>>135248213
sonic heroes or shadow with mhc skype call plz
noir being partnered on twitch is such a joke. i get more viewers than him. did he just let some twitch staff member fuck his boipucci or something? wtf
>>135249212
staff and admins hang around in his chat all the time and sub as well. fake gay trap gimmick works wonders somehow
>>135245738
headcrab please listen to this full clip multiple times until it sinks in
>>135248070
>>135248313
fuck off you pathetic nuthugging faggot
>the wr holder of mm3 (who plays on emu fucking lol) refuses to do the new, fastest route because he is shit
>>135222739
*The internet
>I'm so happy since I've transitioned
>I get to finally be myself
literal greener grass syndrome
need a muse
i'm going to stream to no one for nothing and act surprised and hate myself when no one cares.
is goldeneye the biggest meme in the history of speedrunning? how could anyone possible think looking at the ground makes for a good speedgame?
>>135259343
because "looking at the ground" is a red herring used to immediately trivialize the game as easy to be good in. just because that specific action isn't very difficult in itself doesn't mean the rest of the game isn't typically nuanced and challenging. granted, much of the "challenge" for levels like streets and statue and some other levels with not much going on is a direct result of intense competition and not exactly because the level is hard to begin with. the only reason streets is hard to get a WR in, besides the luck factor, is because its been grinded so much that if you lose like 1 or 2 frames on a bad turn you could be fucked. its a skill to be good at this, but not very interesting skill. on the other hand, you have levels like silo, facility, bunker, train, archives, etc. that require a high level of movement skill akin to what you would consider to be a quality aspect of a "good speedgame".
I had the exact same opinion as you and much of the speedrunning community until I actually tried the game myself with an open mind. its not the greatest speedrun ever or anything close (and much of the-elite will admit this), but it is certainly complex and challenging in many respects. much of the criticism goldeneye as a speedgame receives is a deflection from the community itself. just because they make outlandish videos and take massive pride in achieving records in sometimes not all that great levels doesnt mean the game itself is bad as a whole
all in all the game is nowhere near a bad speedgame, but it's surely overrated because of the community surrounding it. thats what happens in any game with massive attention though
>>135259343
because I spent an entire 2 weeks of school holidays when i was 9 trying to get facility 00 agent invincibility and muh nostalgia
where did this "speedrunning = autismo" may-may come from
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>>135245738
a truer word has never needed to be dropped headcrab and his ilk need to be led out behind by the figurative barn and have their skulls infused with hot lead. if someone were to cut off headcrab's hands, there would be ten straight days of celebration for every finger.
>>135262746
https://youtu.be/gsSNh23SwPw
>It's a bilingual streamer switches between english and french episode
>>135263026
a BULLET in the head of EVERY headcrab nutter
what the fuck is this https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/709701860299399168
>>135264832
mental illness
>>135264832
CUTE!
>>135264832
Narcissism Right
>>135264832
I swear to god this was just Narcissa testing out her followers, like checking out if they support whatever she does even if it's shit. Her followers failed the test, no sane person would think this is cute. I think she subconsciously knows that and that's why she goes to 4chan every so often: to take a peek into reality.
>>135265690
Looking like a drugged up version of Nickelback's lead singer.
>wake up
>yeah, today i'll do more narciposting
Another day, another thread where cosmo samefags about himself and complains about being bullied on twitter.
>>135265690
so this...is the power of soylent....
>>135265690
spoiler that shit. god damn
>>135265975
Maybe she's trying to pull a Brianna Wu and get donations for claiming that she's getting harassed. That would explain why she keeps bringing up "sexual harassment" when it's only a pinch on the cheek: it makes her SJWtard followers have even more sympathy for her.
>>135266181
as far as I can tell, it's just rich kids swapping money with other rich kids. nobody is being exploited
need a (You) for luck
>>135268002
DAMN he put on a ton of weight in the past year. this boy needs to eat less taco bell.
>>135245738
wording this, im super patient and would never actually ban someone but geez, of late headcrab has been way more epic than normal. in the past it seemed like if he actually tried he could use chat like a normal functioning human being but it's reached the point where it's too much.
why do you guys talk about pie so much? he doesn't even speedrun
>>135271753
That's fine, no one here does either.
>>135271882
I do
carpe diem
>>135265690
holy heck...
>>135271882
ive speedrun most every night for the past 3 years, ya feel me?
>>135265690
so brave *__*
a literal unliteral fuck you to all the haters
WORLD RECORDS
>>135265690
>Narcissa
>she
>her
back to Tumblr faggot
>>135245738
exposed
Can someone spoonfeed me the "greetings from germany" meme?
>>135273360
nobody likes foreigners so we ridicule them
also srg is all american at all hours
>>135273360
Where did you come from?
>>135265690
honestly thought that was kurt kobain
>>135273457
was watching some old agdqs and such.
greetings from my cuckshed
>>135245738
Cran got owned so hard, what was he doing that was so annoying?
>>135273646
Sweden....
>>135265690
>her
STFU fucktard
>>135245853
Too bad it wasn't 2 hours like trihex intervention.
>>135245738
Who was headcrab trying to expose
how many alts does cran have??
>>135274226
too many
new meme:
just stop being epic
just stop
thoughts?
>>135274670
shit
>>135245738
headcrab, don't let these jealous people keep you down. you are a strong independent woman who don't need no man to support you. keep being you. just ignore slayer. he hasn't been the same since he jumped and tried to kill himself.
>>135245738
imagine listening to this and not being affilated with /srg/
tfw none of ya bois are streaming
>>135275126
is "headcwab" this man's son
he sounds very disappointed in him
>first 1:16 is super mario sunshine any%
imagine this
>first 1:44 in sm64 120 star
completely irrelevant, completely outaded, and it's a pathetic attempt to remain relevant despite not even being the record holder
>>135245738
absolutely based
>I never speedrun but I want to put on a good showing for x meme game despite not being skilled enough to even play it at a high level, because I never speedrun
Why did you delete the post with the pastebin? Who created that anyway?
*hols up*
>mfw cumcrab getting absolutely DESTROYED by his friends for being such a colossal /b/ tier 13 year old who just discovered the internet
>>135278768
Dude, it's been like 2 weeks since slayer talked about it, get with the times.
>>135278768
>that hairline
unreal
>>135273662
headcrab kept telling people to shut the fuck up and then furryyiffer asked someone to ban headcrab, so headcrab told furryyiffer to shut the fuck up, so furryyiffer asked someone to ban headcrab, so headcrab told furryyiffer to shut the fuck up, etc.
>>135279274
d*ng guess i'm not cool enough to watch streams all day everyday to keep up on the current happenings
>>135278768
headcrab is fucking cancer, every chat he posts in he feels like he has to bring up some stupid /srg/ meme about eceryone he sees. Seriously needs to stop being so epic, cancer like that kills /srg/ stream hopping
>>135281148
sounds like a circle jerk of people got ass blasted by headcrab and are embarrassed to admit it
>>135279334
well she isn't actually real....
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>>135281824
stop being epic
>>135282165
thanks for the (You)s senpai.
>>135282165
holy fuck
>>135282165
tfw slayer started the epic police meme
>>135281824
Shut the fuck up headcunt
>>135282624
stop being epic
>>135282759
You first pussy nigga
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>>135228323
i just meant the mario games were stressful, that's all.
>>135279274
the audio clip is from a stream last night nigger
>>135284130
thanks for the late response!
>>135284358
>2016
>still being racist
nkr you already got exposed hard by Caveman, get the fuck out already
>>135285265
U da only 1 bein epic af doe
someone PLEASE namedrop me
>>135285979
*drops ur name*
*bes epic*
hol up
HOL UP
"trannies disgust me"
*spends endless hours researching on the internet including articles by doctors and the personal blogs of transgendered people in order to post about it in the speedrunning thread of the video games subforum of an anime image board*
>>135287481
based
>>135287481
just look how delusional these people are. you dont have to even look very hard >>>/lgbt/5869070
let me just assume randos on the internet know what they're talking about while I put hormones and drugs in my body after I've already sexually matured, sounds like a great idea
i wonder what that guy speedruns tb h
>>135287741
thanks for the (You)!
>>135287973
don't fucking remind me that jewt pandered to all sorts of degenerates instead of killing them.
>>135288374
its a containment board, its a good thing. you'll notice how everyone site wide has the same attitude about that kind of thing except that board, its the same as mlp
>>135288487
Not exactly true, the more female boards like cgl or fa sometimes differ
reminder that turbo is cheating
*gets carpal tunnel*
>>135288850
"my hands hurt" - pussy bitch that got cucked out of a WR
>>135289502
"repetitive stress can't cause hand injuries" - guy who doesn't even speedrun
>>135289556
maybe if you have weak ass estrogen twig wrists
>>135289556
You can't get wrist pain from fucking video games, stop being a fucking baby and stop making excuses for being shit at speedrunning and being a low test beta with no motivation after you got cucked out of your meme game.
>>135289556
funny how these "injuries" always happen to the people who aren't working the most and consequently aren't on the top.
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>>135291423
i thought we stopped this meme?
im skilled
>>135265690
>"Hey pretty boy. Wanna speedrun?"
>>135284358
Hey, it's been like 5 days since I posted that u racist
what did headcrayon do
>>135292385
call it a meme all you want but it's a common excuse you also find in people who are learning to draw or play an instrument.
>>135292385
It isn't a meme. People use it as an excuse when they get outplayed. Look at everyone who's said it then apply yourself, faggot.
No.
>tfw can't successfully do wall jumps in Metroid Fusion, let alone single wall jumps.
I don't tolerate Reddit tier scum.
>>135295672
im sure our guy kirbymastah could help you out with that bud!
fw can't get good but too scared to ask for help
>>135295905
People can't help you get good.
>>135295697
>hating on blast
how low can one person sink. whoever posted this is a fucking permafag
>>135296110
Shut the fuck up you nuthugging fag, that Reddit tier shit is all over my feed every fucking day from so many different people and it makes me sick. Anyone who jerks it over this overshilled doodle needs to be hung.
Imagine your dad finding all these tranny pictures you're spamming here on your PC, anon.
>>135296340
you see it all the time because its just minimal and cute. only a truly evil person would hate on silly doodles
>>135296080
its just one trick though.
>>135296395
nkr's dad would probably beat him
>>135296405
It's Reddit and disgusting. Only a bird fucker would defend that over-done trash.
>>135295697
>tfw cant block twitterfags on 4chin
>>135296919
Only because Squid refuses to use a trip.
>>135296850
theres that buzz word again
>>135297046
>I came from Reddit, I admitted to being a Reddit fag, I drip of Reddit, my mannerisms are oh so totally Reddit, but I insist it is a buzzword
hol up
>>135297289
I dont even know how you deduce half the things you wrote but please stop crying already. some stupid jap draws pictures that people like and your first reaction is to make a big whinefag post about it lmao
>>135297381
Stop your pathetic little hissy fit because some gook you toast the nuts of got called out for forcing his overdone shit all over Twitter where the Reddit tier community laps it up. I've put up with seeing it for a long fucking time, it's about time someone laid the truth on this awful shit. Stop nuthugging, you are pathetic.
>>135297289
why are you using a weak argument like calling someone "Reddit" or telling someone "go back to Redit" instead of making a strong argument to tell someone that you think they're an idiot? it's like ad hominem and strawman arguments rolled into one short shitpost.
in order to make the argument at all that content is either Reddit or not Reddit, you must logically visit Reddit yourself. all youve said about this guy is "its Reddit" so you must be an expert.
>>135295783
Nah I figured it out. I held on the button for too long in the direction.
>>135297593
Stop crying, you reak of Reddit, which involves being unfunny, liking awful mainstream memes and nuthugging. Get out.
>>135297576
Being a twitterfag is on the same level as being a Redditor, especially if you use it so much that things like this ruin your day.
>>135297776
>which involves being unfunny, liking awful mainstream memes and nuthugging
Wait how do you know this?
>>135297839
I hardly use it but evertime I do check it, there it is. It doesn't ruin my day, I just know this place is infested with Reddit tier nuthuggers who would cry after I laid the truth down.
I was right, look at all these pathetic nuthugger tears.
>>135297576
waaaaaaah waaaaaah ive been exposed
-you've been exposed
>>135297729
*thumbs up*
>>135297972
All I see are angry Twitterfag tears.
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>>135295697
https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/525428263686897664
>>135297576
*bird laughs*
/srg/ - twitter
