Boatslut edition
>Official Site:
http://warthunder.com/
NOTE: You get given a premium aircraft for your first victory in game!
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>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
http://wiki.warthunder.com/index.php
>Fan created skins, missions, locations, fictions etc...
http://live.warthunder.com/
>Ammunition Types
http://wiki.warthunder.com/index.php?title=Category:Ammunition
https://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?keywords=%22war+thunder%22&ready=1&type=story
>All the Air RB/SB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=200974026
>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
http://www.mediafire.com/view/q4nybrogygdchdb/ND's_aircraft_reference_guide.pdf
>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/galahadgawain/playlists
>Steam community:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/warthundervg
>Vg chatroom:
Type " /join vg " into chatbox.
If prompted for a password, use "memes".
>Teamspeak Address you can use:
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>Joystick Comparisons:
http://www.xbitlabs.com/articles/multimedia/display/joystick-roundup_8.html
>Chart displaying weapon effectiveness against ground units
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs
fuck off grouchy
ts.gonnahate.org
For any of you poor souls who aren't already here.
3rd for fuck off grouchy
First for thread chemo therapy
>>135186562
>teamspeak address you can use
ts.gonnahate.org
just in case someone needs it!
S P A J E T T
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>>135186870
kys Punpun
>>135186884
>Italians
Pastaboos need to get genocided
good afternoon my friends
i was thinking of saving up my warbonds for the japanese corsair, but the soviet p40 also looks promising. is one or the other remarkably good/bad? unfortunately in both trees i only have a few things in both of their tier brackets left to unlock, so neither one is a very large research help
>>135186941
I'm not her!
>>135186870
THANK YOU!
>>135186870
Thanks!
>>135187339
wow what a cute armored car
>>135187425
thats a buttplug
1.57 delayed when
http://strawpoll.me/7082252
>>135187541
Anyone who doesn't vote for the r2y2 is a filthy weeb.
>>135187694
agreed
>>135186936
I saw, the 410 was one of my targets as well, if maybe for different reasons (the bomb load).
I wish there were other SB battles than EC. While I don't mind there being constant bombing targets, I'd like to see other maps than Ruhr and Stalingrad, and I'd like some actual ground targets I can shoot.
>>135187541
both
tho F-84 are less of a problem since 99% of their piltos are fucking retards
>>135187694
Anyone that doesn't vote for the F-84 is a fat burger shit that needs to get good at taking off instead of linking the phly's shitty attempt at taking off.
>>135187541
missing the "literal napkinwaffe plane using engines and weapons it didn't have IRL" option
but I guess its okay since that thing is in 8.0 hell now
>>135187392
get your ugly cartoons outta here
>>135187994
You can't tell me what to do, you're not even my real dad.
>on my way back to base
>cooling my engine
>still going 600km/h
>suddenly some cannon chaika dives on me
How fucking fast can these little shits go without ripping?
>>135188256
any dad worth his salt would disown his weeb children
>>135188530
What if they're good at hiding their power level?
>>135187541
>Akahige and SenorPony voted F-84
>>135187129
Why are Pastas so bad at war f'ams?
>Think I have time to play a round of EC
>Stalingrad
>Stalingrad
>Stalingrad
>Stalingrad
>Fuck it play it
>Yak3p on instaspawn vs G6 A5/U2 and F8
So I did a quick check:
>88 Simulator Battles flown
>of those, 22 missions completed and 3 victories
>total hours played 23h 2m
>22 ground targets destroyed, 8 air targets destroyed (doesn't give tonnage of bombs dropped)
>69 deaths (I don't know if this includes when I managed to bail out)
What would ISIS do to weebs?
>>135190051
make them into qt girls and use them in their recruiting videos of course
>>135190149
so the same machete action only a couple of feet lower?
>unironically having trouble with f-84s
they can't turn for shit
acceleration at low speed is ass
energy retention is terrible
climbrate is terrible
>>135188795
I voted it too
>>135188795
I love the F-84 tho
>>135190289
Most planes in the game can be countered but I guess it's too much of an effort to learn how to counter it, especially for burger pilots that seem to still be this butthurt about R2Y2
>>135187694
get bent bitch
>how do you like your teams?
>just fuck my shit up
PEE OH TWO
>>135190758
>it's too much of an effort to learn how to counter it, especially for burger pilots
>burger pilots
>counter the F-84
just stop posting
>gumby and erika are both still in QT
There can be only one desu
>>135192171
>gumby, Erika, and boredom974 will never have a lesbian threesome
>>135192171
I vote gumby to stay
>get killed
>fly around like this for a good 6 minutes
>almost kill a 262 who's taking off
Some day I gotta try landing like this
>churchill
>150mm frontal armor of unkillability
>decent gun
>br 4.7
>tiger
>~100mm armor all around the tank
>good gun
>br 5.7
>gets penned by every medium it faces, even when angled for 130mm
what will the point even be of using this in RB once the new self propelled guns arrive
only time ive had any fun with it was in sim events where it was top tier german heavy and the slavs only had the IS 1
>>135192171
I vote erika to stay
>>135192171
I vote both of them join LG
>>135190561
Whoever said that you can fly under 10 meters to avoid getting hit by ships was right, I had to chase a PS4 player across the map and he tried to get the carrier and base aaa to kill me and I took no damage.
>>135192532
>erika left LG
lmao
>>135192171
Who is the most feminine?
>>135192648so did gumby
I really want this meme boat.
>>135192870
>wanting to be a boatslut
baka desu senpai
>>135192870
it is very cute
Kick yak from JG.
Kick triahx from JG.
>>135193098
Disband all 508s except JG, the only real one.
>>135192870
why was engine put so high up? to keep it away from the seawater?
consolidate all good 508 players in =BERND=
>>135193262
Fuck off Bernie
>>135193262
how do i join BERND
do i have to touch Doktor_Junkers peener
>>135193262
#feelthebern
>>135191219
TEE
BEE
THREE
REPORTING FROM MAXIMUM UPTIER
>>135193176
JG sucks now though
LG is the only true 508 these days
>>135193248
Mostly that, yeah. Center of gravity would have been an issue too. Both in flight and in water.
>>135193319
You need to eat one of doktor_junkers' special homemade ''''''''''chocolate'''''''''' muffins
SIEMA recruiting skilled tankers
being able to speak Hungarian fluently and a br 7.7 medium tank is a must
>>135193714
ngl senpai i had a giggle
>>135193809
me on the right
>>135193809
>SIEMA
>Skilled tankers
Looking at Lohere it seems like SIEMA is only good at eating
>go afk for 10 seconds
>come back to hear a friendly say he's engagin a MiG-15
>wait this friendly was close to me last time I saw him, but there are no enemies around, above, below or behind me
>message says MiG-15 [R30]
>check map, I am in R30
>red dot appears on radar
>MiG-15 decloaks 200 m behind me and vaporizes my tail
>>135194027
>his SIEMA application was rejected
>>135193809
too many fucking tubes and wires in that tank, i dont like it
>>135193809
ROACH recruiting skilled tankers
being able to speak fluent Roach and a br of (avoiding medium RAID sprays) is a must
>>135194104
>waaah why do i have to look around me waaah waaaaaah situational awareness is hard waaaaaaaah i'm bad at video games and need to be handheld abloo abloo
>>135194120
Lohere ate it
>>135194214
Fuck off =KEBAB= notaskinwalker
>>135194027
>SIEMA
>Skilled tankers
Well since triahx isnt in siema, Im inclined to believe it might actually be true.
Daily reminder that triahx's fursona is a catgirl
>>135192473
what's with the dumpster skin?
>>135194514
furfags get outscalies rule
>>135194413
>needing hacks
>not recognising true skill
>>135193809
=Greek= recruiting skilled players
Being able to speak Greek fluently , eating Gyros , making Megali Idea real , and being a Metaxist
>>135192870
me too
>>135194627
scalies are so yesterday. all the cool kids are crustaceans or bugs now
>>135194627
rrer
CUSTOM MEME WHEN
post sluts
>>135194951
never
>>135194773
i want to fug a bug
>tfw trying to get all the skins for the P-40
>>135194773
>>135194995
>>135195084
>not having them already
baka desu baka
>>135194707
>goatfondler
>>135194995
>>135191939
>especially for burger pilots that seem to still be this butthurt about R2Y2
Put some effort into reading the whole post next time, fuckface
>>135187198
i cant offer help, but how can i check the war bonds i have? would like to talisman something for ground forces as the grind is soul crushing to the point of me not even bothering, but late bong tanks look like pure sex
>>135195524
>to counter it
>it
>while responding to a post talking about the F-84
You can't even write posts coherently, as expected of a weeb.
>>135187852
the tank sim can be good for it, but b6 is rarely featured. Mosquito gets a good look but its borderline useless
>>135187198
I have the japanese corsair, I bought it back during the last big premium vehicle sale, mostly because I could.
I've only flown it out a couple of times, and it's like the first american corsair. At BR 2.7 it slaughters the competition if you know how to fly it right. Probably a great grinder with its bonuses, if you haven't already completed tiers 2 and 3.
The P-40's also great though, in much the same way.
Hey anon. How come you hasn't been accepted to SIEMA?
>>135196413
>Joining meme squads infested with Polacks
Kurwa!
>>135196479
Arnt they all hungarians?
>>135196413
I'd drive those merkavas
>>135195635
click the daily tasks thing, then go down a bit and click "warbond shop" button
but i dont know if warbonds can buy talismans? are they in one of the random box things?
>>135196413
>you hasn't
>>135196946
Ayo hol up
>tfw my name is Lohere
>tfw I shill for SIEMA all day
>tfw I suck at WT so I need to hack
>tfw I can't hack my plumber job
>tfw I just ate 10 Big Macs from McDonalds for 10.000.000 Zloty (about 0.05 USD)
>tfw my name is Lohere
>>135197512
so you be sayin
Is the Hurricane Mk IIB the only plane with a night camouflage?
Report all ts autist chimp out posts. Report all YLM and grouchy shitposts. Report all weeb cancer outside of containment zone.
>>135197883
No.
>only me in a F-2 and an A-1 against a Welly
>have five kills
>tell him he can have it since my guns are shit anyway
>tickle the Welly a bit for the assist
>mfw I light him on fire and kill him
Hope he got the assist.
>>135197984
>triggered teeb
>>135197984
baka desu lmao
>>135197883
Blenhim sort of has one
>>135198118
>>135198168
>ts autsts get so triggered so easily
>they default automatically to chimpout mode and start flinging shit
OOOH OOH OOH! AHH AHHHHHH
>>135197984
>Teebs
>>135198353
>have to kill players with the Blenhim
>>135195807
I might just do free missions or set up own so I can just play with my planes.
>>135198498
you do realize there's literally no one from the TS even on right now?
oh wait, of course you do. you're literally shitposting instead of playing the fucking game for whatever reason.
Orage is playing late Spits currently, if someone want to kill him, now is a good time :^)
>he doesn't know the basics of mbt combat
>>135198775
It's not that hard when you're flying an undeadable gunship versus tailsitting new player biplanes.
>>135198498
>teeb chimpout 2016
>>135199051
That's if I don't get uptiered and face 109 E-4s
>shitter loses control twice
>"You got lucky"
>>135198509
>>135198861
>>135199226
Category 5 autist chimpout progressing as anticipated. Projections indicate it will make landfall, and mods will again do nothing to stop it.
Seek shelter, now. False flagging has already started ahead of the shitstorm.
>>135198939
Late Merlins or Griffons?
>>135197731
>his SIEMA application was rejected
>>135199525
Griffons.
>>135199512
>>135199653
*muffled big mac eating*
Do you have to be Hungarian to join [SIEMA]?
https://youtu.be/YUlMa_QjyCo
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDAY ladies and gets
>>135200604
fuck off shill
>>135200604
fuck off magz
>>135200604
>climbs to 5000m
>dives on the FIRST PLANE HE SEES down to 500m
MAGZ WHY
MAGZ YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS
>Trying togit gudwith my 75mm duck on tanks in custom battles
>Become prime target of all the top tier jets who have nothing better to do
How difficult would it be to add training maps with a few differents tanks bots driving around so we can train on ground attacks?
>>135200954
>Magz
>good
>>135200317
No you have to be hungry
>>135201216
>flying 75mm duck
>ever
WEW
EWE
WEW
>>135200604
>Magz' kv2 video
>He manages to drive off the bridge
ayy
>>135197731
that's cheap as fuck for those big macs
>tfw you'll never play WT for the first time again
I was so happy when I dind't know about the shit developer team, the retarded community, the grind, the lack of balance, etc; it was just a cool plane game
Now I'm a sad jaded fuck
>>135202083
It's made out of gypsy meat.
I think I've figured out why Magz has a subscriberbase
Anon, I hear Lohere is recruiting skilled tankers for SIEMA. Did you submit your application already???
>>135201216
Honestly the 75mm duck isn't even remotely the worst plane I've spaded. It's just like the 30mm one except you need to get good with aiming (the gun upgrade helps).
You're essentially just heading to groundpound and hoping that you'll be left alone to do it, so whether it's 30mm or 75mm you'll usually get wiped out either way if Allied planes come along who haven't climbed.
I don't remember if the stock 75 belt can pen medium tanks, but if it can't then it's still just the same as the first one in that you're just hitting soft targets to grind the belt.
>tfw i'm honestly contemplating killing myself if the patch isn't tomorrow
>>135202312
>he hasn't killed himself already
lmaoing @ ur lyf
>Spits are of balans )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Okay you fags, tell me how exactly are all Spits broken? Griffons are cancer, but other than that? And even Griffons get fucked by being put together with burger teams 3/4 of the time.
Every other Spit has equal or better planes at it's BR.
It's not like some fucking T-34 that rapes everything 1.0 BR above it.
>>135202435
Ah, to be ignorant and bad again.
>tfw bong tanks
>>135202435
>This is what teeaboos actually believe
Click like if you do, subscribe if you wanna see more, fly smart, fly safe, and I'll catch ya in the skies!
>>135202435
nice forum post
>>135202754
>posted as I dive from 5 KM to the deck and waste my energy advantage
>>135202764
But this is a forum
>>135202260
yes
When do I get notice?
>>135202435
spits are broken because theyre good planes that fit war thunder's scenario design well and can be used to compete well against a variety of opponents and this triggers lazy fucks who want a license to club
>>135202754
>Click to subscribe if you liked the video, or don't if you didn't I'm not going to judge you, all I'm going to do is rattle on for 10 minutes to pad the video time out so it looks like the video has more content than it actually does, especially when 3 minutes of this video was just me reading the statcard.
>>135202872
>and then proceed to get 4 kills anyway
>>135203085
the Yak 3P: so easy to use even a shitter could have an ace in a day even if he played his aircraft almost entirely wrong
btw, 2 of those kills were basically given to him because they stalled out right below him. One of them was some dipshit in a P-38 on the deck. The last was a B-25 and those are basically RP pinatas anyway. Nothing impressive desu
>>135203085
My gran could get 4 kills in a Yak-3p, and she's dead.
>>135203000
witnessed
>Yak is pretending his dad works at Obsidian and is pretending he knows what he's talking about with Armored Warfare
>>135203494
Yak has a small pee-pee
>>135203494
how old is yak? By everything I've seen he's in highschool, is that accurate?
>>135202260
>>135203471
Do you get qt 3d girls when you sign on with SIEMA?
>>135203494
yak can't even win a 1v1
why do you care?
>>135203652
yes, he's 17
Best planes.
Best tanks.
Best boats.
Should have went over the Berlin wall.
>>135203652
I turn 20 soon.
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>135203034
>theyre good planes that fit war thunder's scenario design well
It's not like Yak-3's are even better at this or anything.
>>135203494
>tfw yak says something edgy about the holocaust or something and you meme at him and he meekly says he's just being ironic
cute
>>135203730
>Best tanks.
Fuck off shitposter. Bong tanks are fucking suffering and solid shot a shit.
>>135203709
So he's literally underage?
Post your ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''workplace''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>135202560
Seriously, show we broken spits that are not mk.XIV.
>>135202293
Stock 75 can even pen heavies from the side, I killed several IS's with it. The duck is the perfect meme pounder if you are left alone in GF and motivates you to grind to the narwhal 262.
>>135203835
>you will never make Yak apologize for his racism to a cute black stud and beg to suck his dick
>>135203915
No, that's just doug shitposting
FUCK
OFF
DOUG
>Couple of fucking neckbeard losers debating anime in TS
>>135204073
Just get his parents to cancel his blacked subscription
>>135203701no, only higher win rates
>>135203730
>tanks with completely unsloped armor in Gaijin's slope meta
>solid shots in Gaijin's HE filler meta
>server maintenance scheduled
>1.57 dropping
>you retards are still focused on your drama
figured
>>135204165
srs bsns
>>135204005
Spitfire Mk. IA, BR 2.3, has broken 7.7s that fire IT ammo and incredibly good performance. The only thing it doesn't do well is high alt performance (irrelevant at that BR) and rolling. The float carb is annoying but you can work around it.
Spitfire LF Mk. IX. Insanely good performance at low to medium altitude, I would honestly probably take this thing over a 109. Also gets the hispano death rays with HEF and HEF-SAPI.
>>135204165
>>135204304
>implying we want 1.57
fuck off with that pos meme patch
>>135204351
that's a big image
>>135203929
Hey!
That looks like the Chick-fil a that Yak works at
>try and navigate the ice field on finland
>get stuck on 300 hidden edges and polygons
>>135204304
>>server maintenance scheduled
why the fuck you lyin
>>135204717
7:30 GMT, 3/15/16
Are you even paying attention at all, nigga?
>>135203929
Here's mine.
>>135204813
why the fuck you still lyin
there's nothing on the website
>you will never chain [QT508] YakLivesMatter to a glory hole and make him suck black cock to be allowed out
>you will never catch him masturbating to the memory of sucking dick in a public bathroom
>>135204873
Maybe check the news on the forums?
>>135204856
Galland is my waifu
>>135204816
Chick-fil-a a shit, Popeyes is tops.
>>135204873
He's right.
>The War Thunder game servers will be closed for scheduled maintenance, dedicated to to Update 1.57 "Battle March" on the 15th of March from 07:30 GMT. We will inform you when maintenance is over.
https://forum.warthunder.com/index.php?/topic/303334-maintenance-scheduled-server-maintenance-15032016-0730-gmt/
>>135205312
it's ogre.
Rip GF
This fucking thread in a nutshell
>>135205312
This doesn't mean the update is coming it's maintenance in preparation for the update.
It specifically says maintenance.
>you will never force [QT508] YakLivesMatter to choose between taking it in his ass once or sucking five dicks and swallowing
>>135205621
I'm pretty sure it's happening.
>>135205818
Ehhhhh
>>135205621
>WoTshill nonplayer confirmed
>>135205764
>Implying he wont do both and beg for seconds
>>135204304
>Nothing: the Update
Who gives a shit?
>>135204916
>>135205764
Oh look, it's yet another chimp out in progress.
>>135204326
Mk.I meets Bf109F1 that's also at 2.3 BR.
>>135205312
>LMS soon
Bye ground forces.
First match in the Narwhal... Fuck that was intense.
I shekeled belts (because fuck mixed belts) and tried out groundpounding with HVAP just to see if it could be done. Then the teams ended up being me and another Pulk vs an F-84 and a P-80. We basically spent the second half of the match dodging their booms while whittling down the remainder of the tanks. I also managed to land a hit in the wingroot of the P-80, but HVAP doesn't do jack shit against planes unless it hits directly in the engine.
>>135206764
>being bad
>not being good
![Heavy Object - 09 [720p][4141AF8A].mkv_snapshot_04.30_[2016.01.29_22.06.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/XiK1nJx.jpg "Heavy Object - 09 [720p][4141AF8A].mkv_snapshot_04.30_[2016.01.29_22.06.08].png")
Is this WT general or 508 autism general?
Just so you know again Yak this is what happens when you don't reply to friendly people in chat.
>you will never make [QT508] YakLivesMatter realize his empty life cannot be filled with shouting at people in the TeamSpeak and shit posting about himself in the thread
>>135206893
>it's a YLM get btfo episode
damn, are those in syndication or something? They show up all the time
>>135207025
they show up all the time because yak is fucking bad at video games lmao
>John Stapp was subjected to 15 g for 0.6 seconds and a peak of 22 g during a 19 March 1954 rocket sled test. He would eventually survive a peak of more than 46 g, with more than 25 g for 1.1 seconds.
LOST CONTROL
>>135207117
There are also documented cases of 9G killing experienced pilots.
>>135207117
Weren't those tests acceleration forward and therefore the blood wasn't being pushed down out of his brain? Pretty sure humans can sustain much greater acceleration forward and backwards than up and down
>>135207117
>>135207117
He paid gayjew to top up his G-Tolerance stat.
>>135205621
But that's exactly what they always fucking say when the apply the finalized update on the live server you donut
>>135207283
Deaths from crashes caused by GLOC, not the actual loss of consciousness, I presume.
>>135207516
Nice Reddit meme friend
>>135207117
It's not just how high the g forces peak that matter, but how long they're sustained for. People in car crashes sustain g's of 46 and up every day but it's only for a split second, so they can walk away from them.
As far as German Bombers go, which lines better: the normal ones or the dive bombers?
Pretty decent video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUlMa_QjyCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUlMa_QjyCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUlMa_QjyCo
>>135208118
For Ground forces? Dive Bombers/Heavy fighter line, although, the late Do-217s, E2 and E4 are really good for GF too, 4 ton load when you get all the upgrades, but everything else is sort of lackluster. If you want 2.4 tons of explosive carpet bombing fun, the Junkers 88 A-4 is a B L A S T
>>135208118
MG131 Ju88 and early He111's are your best bets. Everything else is trash from the medium bomber line. From dive bombers, Stuka D-5 and that early one that can carry a 1 ton bomb.
>>135208191
>Magz
nope
>>135208191
fuck
off
magz
>>135208191
Do you think Magz comissions porn of his one-eyed kangaroo fursona?
>>135208565
without a doubt
>Set a Catalina on fire
>it goes off in seconds just one engine damaged )))
>a lonely .50 goes to my fuel tanks, sets the plane on fire
>the whole tail goes off
.
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>135208191
Literally posted before >>135200604
Bomber genocide fucking when
Guide on how to buy GE using slavdosh?
>>135208804
try that warthundergold site. Very good exchange rates.
>>135208804
it might not work anymore, supposedly gaijin has put some stuff in place to keep people from doing it
apparently paypal still works
>Put 17libber AP round straight into the side of an ostwind
>Ammorack eats the shell, no detonation
>He continues spamming my turret until I die
>inna Narwhal
>climbing straight off the runway, away from the enemy on Berlin
>zone out of a few seconds
>suddenly there's an F-84 2km behind me and closing fast
>J out
Nope, fuck that.
Has gaijin said anything about cancelling LMS? The 1.57 test forum is gone, so cant check anymore.
>>135209289
lol ))))
