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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135147157
>>135178158
>8
rye5ujhrtyh
Hyurgirlpussy
>>135178158
>not having lore capped day 1
flex
xth for cat
Reminder to finish your errands before Tuesday reset /xivg/ !
AlsoI love you!No homo
I wanna fuck Loonh Gah!
So i killed the Black wolf and now im trying to unlock all the dungeons.
Is it worth doing the main scenario daily for poetics and get ironworks gear while working on the story?
Should i ignore the 2.0 relic for now?
Is Leviathan, Rumuh and Shiva part of the story between 2.0 and 3.0?
My WM is 51, should i log out on that or would it be better to get rested exp for my lower lv classes?
duplicate
hello
>>135178240
pff as if
xth for Momo's soft perfect boyfeet
http://exhentai.org/g/898520/8b3c2ac629/
>not having a qt lala bf
What's wrong with you?
>>135178358
It doesn't matter what class you log out on rested EXP is universal for all your classes.
>>135178280
hey what's up
Who is the thickest qt on balmung?
>>135178358
>Is it worth doing the main scenario daily for poetics and get ironworks gear
Yes, a decent ilvl will let you go further quciker.
>Should i ignore the 2.0 relic for now?
Do the first step for a decent ilvl weapon
>Is Leviathan, Rumuh and Shiva part of the story between 2.0 and 3.0?
Yes
>>135178251
FLEX
>>135178390
Wow, so cold
Xth for early browncat hour!
>>135178358
Getting the relic can be nice if you want to glamour it later anyway.
hello
where lalas?
xth for Seto and the Ebins can't even clear Seph EX, let alone P1
>>135178280
>>135178638
who are you
why do you want lalas
>>135178638
What up?
Xth for tans
>>135178698
>neither can he, probably isn't even above ilvl 200, but he'll shitpost about it
>>135178570
not really
>>135178720
how are you today sugi
>>135178638
Femlalas?
>>135178698
Seto has already cleared and farmed weapons. What are you on about?
xth for adventuring
>>135178280
>
>>135178819
>Those glasses
All I can think of when I see that Lala is her climbing an enormous ladder to put away a book on the top shelf before tumbling down into a large pile of books and pouting.
>>135178638
I'm not telling you
Transfer to Mateus for raiding and fun times with friends, boy I need more screenshots.
which job has the easiest time keeping aggro?
>>135178698
Seto has multiple clears. Harp was one of the first to clear. Koata has cleared, Ada has cleared. The only people who haven't cleared that are still actively trying are people like Sugi, Moni, and Anzu.
>there are casters wearing any hat besides the Sharlayan Philosopher's Hat
Disgusting
>>135179029
WHM
>>135179007
Only if you'll suck me off.
>>135179038
>Ada has cleared
got carried like he did in thordan lmao pathetic
>>135179198
>T9
>I have to stand by myself because I have so much aggro
>>135178973
Cute rite?
>>135179103
I used to use that because the glasses were super cute. Still have it saved, but I like these more right now
>>135179198
really funny, just answer me you fucking cunt
jesus christ why can't you people answer a single fucking question for once in your miserable god damn lives
>>135179007
shut up, tofu
>>135179038
Harp got carried by a 6/8 cleared group though, everyone knows Harp got carried since the tanking fiasco
>>135179354
I'm not tofu, who on earth is tofu?
>>135179007
Can I be the she nunh of the group?
Prrrrrrrrrr
>>135179038
You could just not take the bait instead of opening these people up to further ridicule. Unless that was your plan all along...
>>135178251
swole
>>135179319
I didn't even clear with vg, man
>>135179342
>>135179342
He's telling the truth. Of all the classes, WHM has the easiest time keeping aggro.
>tfw no cute c@girl gf with braids
>>135178698
You're right, I had to buy a carry!
>>135179342
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
>>135178470
I'm on my phone... What is it?
>>135179403
>c@girl
>strong
You're the size of one of my legs.
>>135179584
That's my favorite phrase
>>135179650
Yeah, man. Size dictates strength.
Just like ants. Ants aren't strong at all.
I will do ANYTHING to EB a chococat
>>135179792
But ants and cats are different.
>>135179418
So are you a dick cat now?is it barbed?
>>135179038
Alright, Seto To. At least you're considerate to name everyone in your group of friends.
>>135179845
_Anything_?
>>135179845
what about a squid?
>>135179418
Does a single day go by where you don't fantasia?
>>135179792
yes, size dictates strength
arm wrestle an ant and tell me how strong ants are
>>135179792
What are you even talking about? Are you some kind of retard? Oh wait you play a cat so yes.
Why the fuck is the Feast so fun? I've completely hated every other PvP mode before it.
>>135179909
Not me and I'm not even friends with Harp.
[12:47]Novice - Orrah'to Leukka has been kicked from the channel by Eve Knight.
Reason: requested to be kicked
[12:47]Novice - Eve Knight has been kicked from the channel by Rein Yagami.
Reason: Once again abusing the kick function
[12:48]Novice - Rein Yagami has been kicked from the channel by Bad Manners.
Reason: abusing the kick function
[12:54]Rein Yagami >> Perhaps you should check the logs before kicking me next time.
ok buddy
>>135179859
Cats are also very weak.
I mean, I can jump just a high as a cat relative to my size.
Totally.
>>135179986
Arm wrestle an ant almost the same size as you.
>>135179994
lol
>>135179792
Ants may be ungodly strong relative to their size, but they are still incredibly small and therefore weak compared to pretty much all mammals.
>>135179383
if you're trying to defame harp you should explain what a "tanking fiasco" is because not everyone's a retarded 15 year old doublespeak meme faggot that lives in the thread.
>>135179934
No, bur maybe an ashcat..
>>135180065
How the fuck does the mentor thing work?
Do all mentors just have the power to kick each other at will?
>>135180152
Miqo'te aren't relatively small.
>>135180136
>hurrdurr im a c@
>>135179418
Ada can I have your cock?
>>135180202
p sure that just about any instance he enters as a tank qualifies as a fiasco lmao
>>135180286
yup lol
>>135179418
Disgusting
>>135179913
Anything! Even..THAT
>>135180412
Wow, so basically they created the chatroom of pure anarchy.
>>135180219
noo
i like my au ra
>>135178234
this is fucking blaphemy
>>135180286
Yeah
The Rein guy kicking someone for "abuse" was a faggot anyway since tons of people ask to get kicked daily
[13:46][NOVICE]Orrah'to Leukka: can someone kick me from this shitposting linkshell? there has probably been 5 actual novice questions since the system was created
>tfw can't ride my bird in limsa
>tfw torn between sitting under my tree in limsa or riding my birb and listening to ravana's theme
>>135180512
Everywhere that isn't Japan is too stupid for it to work properly, apparently on JP servers it actually works.
>>135180512
yea but all kicks get reported to gms to see if it was justified or not, and unjustified kicks result in punishment varying from not being able to reenter notice network for a bit to permanately reovked mentor status
>it's a cute catboy
>not a flamboyant twink or edgelord cat but a legitimately cute, bullyable, milkable catboy
>>135180512
It's basically been turned into a glorified linkshell where mentors circlejerk each other, ignore sprouts or flat out tell them to fuck off, then start kicking each other when someone gets butthurt over something.
>>135180585
When are you available. I'd like to schedule my next bussy stuffing
>>135180706
im neet hombre
>>135180706
bussy isn't real
>>135180585
>people actually want to fuck naka
why
PSA: Do not buy from a retainer named "F'tel", it is an Orrah'to Leukemia retainer.
>>135180650
It doesn't work at all because there's no actual advice you can give to green leafs.
What are you going to tell them that they couldn't figure out themselves/look up online or learn from the Hall of Novice?
>>135180136
that's not the point you fucking retard
>>135180392
harp after he forgot to move thordan to the right boss
bless his dim soul
>>135180768
>boys don't have buttholes
Are you people all femroes yet? Well, what's the delay?
>>135180779
Oh lets all make PSAs
PSA: Stay away from Beet Soup and Sohm Al Tarts or I will burn those markets to the fucking ground
>>135180136
>>135180301
Nice rebuttal, friendos.
>>135179342
>nine times out of ten new mobs appear in a dungeon, or a mob breaks from the pack, they go right for the healer
>WHM has biggest heals and does decent when DPSing
>tanks literally need free aggro to hold shit off of the healer
don't be dumb
>>135180779
Who?
>>135180791
Players new to MMOs anymore are fucking retards.
Never let a friend play this game and offer to help them.
>friend gets into hw content
>can't find aether currents
>give them the same map i used to find them all
>next day complain again
>give them the map again
>several days later still having issues
>give them an in depth list of where to get everything including the quest chains
>still having issues
>refuses to gear up now at 60
>wants to instantly start leveling blm
>is the worst healer ive ever seen
>never notices anything
>never esunas
>always stands in shit
>heals in cleric constantly
>shit dps
>>135180909
Important PSA:
Have a good day anons!
>>135180887
the butthole is not a pussy. you do not shit out of a pussy. you do not pass children through your butt. you have no reproductive organs whatsover in your butt. take your sentient prostate vore fetishes and go home.
>>135181010
i will never understand how so many people had issues with the aether currents. it was pretty damn easy
>>135180947
>durr im a c@ i think c@s are strong bcuz ants are strong
>>135181010
The funny thing is the situation your explaining now would never be relevant to the Novice Network because a person in HW can't be a green leaf.
>>135180680
Shut up fag, what you're talking about is as real as the secret molten rock bird that drops from Titan Ex
>>135180947
that ant analogy was kinda silly tho
either way god bless you
>tfw people can get multiple clears on Sephirot but I can't even get one
Just end it.
>>135181118
it's slang, you're not supposed to take it literally
>>135181118
It's slang man, like how pussy is slang for a vagina.
>>135181126
Yes, Anon.
I can jump from the floor all the way to my kitchen counter top from a standstill very easily.
Who do housecats think they are?
>>135181239
I just like bugs.
Bless.
>>135181126
by virtue of being able to block giant swords in this universe everyone is able to withstand a few tons of steel being swung by demigods. cats are strong, lalafell are strong. game says you're wrong, eat a dick.
>>135181242
Maybe you should get gud Sugi
>>135181295
No, but you will take this literally *unzips dick*
>>135181395
that wasn't me jerkbut I feel his pain
>>135181381
>real c@s are video game c@s lol
Legitimate retard.
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>>135181239
I will marry this cat.
>>135181426
Is sugi a good healer
Actually who's the best healer in terms of dishing out dmg and healing effectively here?
>>135181118
pussy is a slang term in itself so unless you also have a problem with that one fuck off
>>135181481
>shitposting about a class that L I T E R A L L Y can't move while attacking and has to charge every spell for 3 seconds in pvp
>>135181242
Do you play on a low pop server?
>>135181475
>complaining about strength of characters in a game where character wield long swords in one hand and swing around great swords twice the size of their body
lol
>tfw too scared to queue as a healer
xth for getting One Ilm Punched all fucking day
Just kill me
>>135181395
Not Sugi.
>>135181624
I'm on Balmung. I've been in dozens of PFs, believe me. Every single party always tends to have one bad apple.
Anyone on leviathan wanna get married?
>>135181603
No, and "nobody." There are people who post here who know what they are talking about, none of them are "thread personalities" though.
How do I get that funky black mage armor for my Chocobo
How do I get more mounts
How can I do anything to stop using the generic yellow chocobo fuck I only found out you could disable mount music a bit ago I was about to off myself
>>135181694
For what?
>>135181694
>twf too scared to queue for anything new because you don't want to be the shitter
>>135181639
>im gonna just ignore everything lol c@s
Yeah ants being small means anything small can be super strong
lol
>when he heavy thrusts dry
>>135181694
What's your level?
>>135181810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6zCdlF-NSg
memes lol
>>135181792
>black mage barding
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/help/option_service/veteran_rewards/
>>135181786
>tfw thread personality
>post anon and everyone gobbles up the shit i spew even though i've never set foot in savage but i watch videos and read guides
>>135181792
black mage barding is a reward from being subscribed for 180 days http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/help/option_service/veteran_rewards/
you can get mounts from extreme primals, achievements and a few from the heavensward main story quests
you can also dye your chocobo http://ffxivchocobo.com/en
>>135181792
The black mage armor is a reward for 180 days subbed
You also get another mount at 90 and 270 days
There's several mounts for maxing out the beast tribes, some for winning games of PvP
>>135181603
No I'm really bad. I either heal too much or dps too much because each time you play with a different healer you don't really know what they'll do. Granted I should adjust quicker but like I said, baddie. Since I play SCH now I try to focus on dps but my friend said I heal too much...
Which is right. I'm bad but I want to get better. If you want to get better too I'd be more than willing to teach you some stuff I've learned and also try practicing together (after I do my homework)
Everyone seems to have a different approach to healing so always ask around for advice and try to adapt it to your playstyle.
Have healer queues been pretty long recently for you guys too? They were like 2 mins max before but now I often have to wait like 10 minutes.
>>135181810
>Yeah ants being small means anything small can be super strong
Okay, you shitposting memer.
I'm not doing this for you because you're just bait, but for everyone else:
The analogy wasn't "anything small can be super strong" it was that strength isn't measured by size alone.
Roes might be large, but that doesn't mean they're inherently stronger than every single other person of every single other race.
In fact, there are multiple NPCs who complain about being giving jobs involving manual labor, like moving heavy boxes, just because they're Roes, and not being able to move the boxes easily.
It's pretty much the same for humans too. People who are absolutely huge aren't stronger than someone who is toned.
This isn't DBZ. You don't get stronger by get huge and yelling.
>>135181747
Are you not in an fc that can help you?
>>135181792
>More mounts.
http://www.xiv-minions.com/
Has a list of where and how to get
>>135182184
You do understand how muscle mass works right, and how c@s have none? If you weren't a player character you would be weak as every other c@ npc, memer.
>>135180894
B-but...
>>135181792
Black Mage Barding is a veteran reward. You'll eventually get more mounts through the main story, but most of them come through achievements, beast tribe quests, and EX primals. There are also mounts on the MogStation if you want to be a good boy.
tfw WM bowmage feels better to play than standard bard
>in dungeon with all japs
>one of them puts in the (( Good Game )) at the end of the dungeon, rest are in moonrunes
>instinctively type in party "gg."
>they reply with "GG"
O-oh my~
>>135182353
Yeah. Just like real house cats don't have "muscle mass."
You have no idea how the anatomy of Miqo'te work, and I'm inclined to believe it's more in line with real felines.
>>135182410
>>instinctively type in party "gg."
Cancer of literally every multiplayer game ever, congratulations.
>>135182353
if cats had no muscle mass they wouldn't be able to stand and immediately die due to lack of cardiovascular functions (no heart muscle)
>>135182357
Because true archery takes careful aim of their target. Standard bard is so unrealistic in terms of wielding a bow.
>>135179038
>The only people who haven't cleared that are still actively trying are people like Sugi, Moni, and Anzu.
They will never clear because they can't stop eating shit as soon as the fight starts and their friends are no better.
>>135182474
Now you're going to say real cats are "strong" because they can jump high again.
That's something they're made to do retard, lemme know when a house cat starts picking up dogs over twice its size or something, memer.
someone post seph parses please
>>135182410
>>135180894
I literally changed from Femroe to androgynous femc@ 8 hours ago.
>>135182601
>tfw know the entire phase inside out but my static keeps fumbling mechanics and I can never seem to find a clear group that actually has what it takes to clear
>>135182601
I've made it to the end of the fight, multiple times. I end up dying because I get hit by someone else's Yesod, or someone doesn't get towers.
>>135179038
Ada has cleared a single time and yet again lucked out on winning a weapon that nobody else wanted or could use.
It's literally Thordan all over again.
>>135180770
He writes fairly well and some people (like myself) love traps, which there aren't many of.
>>135182743
You have made a mistake.
>>135182354
You're good. Carry on.
I can't get into waifu/husbando posting, so post your favorite enemy or boss
>ywn hang out with spriggan bros and romp all day
>>135180894
fuck off, stop trying to force your tranny race down people's throats
>>135182732
Because better ping from Australia to Jap servers.
>>135182829
If you like traps why are you settling for the worst one?
>tfw people still die to Mirage dashes
>>135182629
And Miqo'te are "made to" hunt drakes in the Sagolii Desert or whatever in the Shroud.
How could they have done so as a race as well as they have without being made to be "strong" in some form?
Stop being stupid and applying your neanderthal logic to the situation.
>>135182601
Good thing I'm Moni's eb instead of friend.
>>135182665
Why?
>>135182852
>tranny
No. Sorry to disappoint.
>>135182842
What about favourite boss fight?100% serious. The Avatar is my favourite Coil fight.
>>135180018
matches range from short to fast, and unlike wolves den you don't only get one chance at being alive.
would anyone like 2 get married i want /embrace emote
>>135182937
>
What is that sword, i need it for glamour. If you don't mind.
>>135182923
Miqo'te are for magic and bows and shit.
Go back to shitposting your c@ though I'm sure someone will remember your name on the thread, that's all you want right?
>>135183126
Are you on Balmung?
How long would it take to get 260 Diadem spoils for materia? Is it feasible to get that many over 3 weeks?
>>135182896
Show me a better one, then. If it's a lalafell, you're wrong, though.
>>135182951
so i can see where i am in relation to xivg
>>135183127
Edge of the Sephirot
>>135182842
when are we getting a spiggan primal
>>135183245
>Miqo'te are for magic and bows and shit.
>magic
lol
Miqo'te use spears, bows, and anything else they can use.
I'm also sure years ago they used much more simple tools before metal working made its way into Eorzea.
>Go back to shitposting your c@ though I'm sure someone will remember your name on the thread, that's all you want right?
I'm not an ebin, retard shitposter memer. I've never posted my character in this thread once.
>>135183262
yeh
>>135183291
If you looked you'd find one, instead of settling for xivg garbage.
>>135183347
Thank you!
>meanie hour
i dont like this hour
>>135183427
>miqo'te player
>uses the term "c@"
>is retarded
>claims to never have avatarfagged
Lolno.
why are all the beast tribes the same
>amaljaa
buff lizard people
>sahagin
wet lizard people
>kobolds
gremlin lizard people
>ixal
feathery lizard people
>>135183427
>ill call them a memer over and over thatll make me right lol
c@ logic
>>135183440
Do you like Miqo'te...
>>135182842
Morbols
>>135183591
>>uses the term "c@"
What? Where?
I think you're confusing me for this idiot shitposter >>135183652
You're just a shitposter too, though, so I'm sure you relate.
>>135183519
Dude, I'm not going to go on a fucking scavenger hunt trying to find someone to textfuck. Fuck off.
>>135183634
>Vath
Bug lizard people
>Slyph
Fairy lizard people
>>135183591
This post reeks of futaogre.
>>135183780
>theyre all shitposters cause i think c@s are as strong as ants lol
>size isnt everything lol
>memer lol
>>135183850
I play felezen, fuck off.
>>135183046
stop forcing your ugly gorilla wearing people clothes and a wig
>>135183883
>this post isn't shitposting
>uses c@ constantly
I don't know, man. Seems like a shitposting memer to me.
>>135183519
>thinking naka is prime A++ bussy
foolish boy
go ahead tell me how that quicksands first person two liner erp goes
>>135184004
You say that after shitposting
>c@s are strong lol
>>135182842
Sheep are my fave because they're so fluffy and cute !
The anorexic fish-dragon things that hang out by Tiamat are close 2nd tho
>>135184065
oops I FUCKED UP
MEANT ISNT
>>135184065
>>thinking naka is prime A++ bussy
Literally called them garbage.
>>135183974
>ugly
All opinions on looks are entirely subjective. I think miqo'te and au ra are unattractive because they look too much like children.
>gorilla
>wig
Sorry, but no.
>>135178596
>>135178796
nice try, it's week 3. you either cleared or you're a hot mess
>>135178948
because farm tanks wipe in P1 during the first jump right...
>>135179574
atta boy lad, keep your bussy open so daddy can get in there for more "farms"
>>135183046
>implying I would ever want anything to do with you trannies
>>135183939
>i play a tranny giraffe
>>135181603
There is only one healer who frequent these threads who's a level above everyone else.
Anyone who know something about it know who it is.
>>135184260
Sorry, but yes. Fact.Sorry. Yes. Sorry. You're wrong. Sorry.
>>135184065
>>135184232
naka is garbage though, and never actually does anything
keep thirsting after that "thread personality"
>>135184252
Yeah ik familia I fucked up cut me some slack, see >>135184232
>tfw anons are debating over your textfucking capabilities
>>135184307
>HIVE SWORD IN A GEAR SET
>>135184372
Aaaand the shitposter has imploded.
>>135184431
stay like that i'll be right over
>>135183346
Why don't you just look at fflogs and compare your numbers with actual players? You may see some thread people depending on what job you play. If you don't, then you must be doing better huh?
>>135184279
do this cat need a partner?
>>135184448
Maybe it's for dress up?
>>135184131
>>135183826
thinking of sylphs as fairy lizards tickles my funny bone
>>135184448
and a seph shield to boot :^)
lost the roll by 6
>>135184431
you have to actually textfuck for that to happen
oh wait i'm talking to naka
>cummies
>bussy
>i wanna fug you
there we go
>>135184592
Get good.
>>135184307
i saw that post on reddit too, nice renamed file. took you a while to find it.
>>135184697
make me
>>135184565
>ill post an image now thatll do it
>>135184697
post neet blacklist
>>135184617
>>135184412
>>135183591
>>135181010
stay mad clair
>>135184617
oh i think i know who this is
whispering someone multiple times a day for over a week won't get you what you want
>>135184697
>Akari
It's just a normie fc
>>135184836
This, only 1 ebin is in akari
>>135183756
sure pal. whats ur name
hi guys
>>135184871
1 ebin is enough, it's now an official ebin fc
>>135184353
it's suave, best healer on /vg/
>>135184697
the last 4 on your list are normie fcs
>>135184803
yeah sure im clair lets go with that :^)
>>135184617
They ERP Paks
>>135184940
I thought TGCID turned into Saint?
>>135184697
loling because I'm the only /vg/ in my entire fc of 6 people
>>135184935
Not really, although he is pretty good
>>135184968
No but someone keeps posting pictures of Asuna for some reason
