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Megadimension Neptunia VII out now!
Nep U will be released for Steam on 21th March
Geki Noire have been announced for Steam releases.
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies release date:
NA-April 26, 2016
memes of questionable age
Kei is handsome!
Required in every thread
Sell Neptune
>>135152695
[ ] Neptune?
[ ] Hate Neptune
[ ] Sarcastic
Friendly reminder that spanking is canon, that Histy is cute, and that Kei isn't totally bad.
>>135152523
Her legs are too square. Looks like Tsunako just draw two rectangles and said "fuck it".
Why are the girls in those games so gay?
>>135153124
Because you're projecting your sexual insecurities on them.
>>135153124
>implying
Which nep would be the best girlfriend?
>>135153124
What's wrong with being gay?
>>135153124
They aren't gay, she just like spanking each other but will never admit it.
Good morning, nepgen
>>135154459
Hi Blancanon.
>>135154459
Good morning Blanny
good morning nepgen
>>135154614
Did you draw that yourself, anon? I like it
>>135154592
hi spankfag
>>135154752
Of course I didn't you baka
>>135154683
There's no morning in land of the dead where you reside
>>135154180
Arfoire
>>135154813
Calm down. Poland is not THAT bad
>>135154926
Nigger I can see through the window that our shitty weather hardly counts as morning
>>135154813
no need to be mean about it
>>135155224
I'm not mean, just honest
>>135154964
>>135155285
damn you
>>135155384
There really is no dignity at IF'`s size
OJ is good in morning
>>135155285
К O M M И Б Л O К
>>135155285
Пoльшa пpeкpacнa зимoй.
RIP TEKKEN
>>135156236
What happened to the best masochist nep?
>>135156291
fatality
>>135156291
Spankality.
>>135155930
>>135156196
No, you cannot send the neps to the goulag.
I love the neps, and I loveyou,Nepgen!
>>135156987
the dogoolag
>>135157142
GAAAAAAAAY
>>135157157
>dogoolag
>>135157157
>dogoolag
>>135157416
heresy
>blanc thread on /c/ keeps getting close to getting archived
>superior noire thread already on 5+ threads
whichever one of you is handling the blanc thread, just stop. You can't win.
>>135157542
>being this desperate
>>135157542
>popularity equals quality
Nice try but in civilized countries, we learn that is not how it works at age 10
>>135157542
>giving a fuck about /c/
>>135157640
nepgen is practically /c/ for all goddesses
>>135157617
>aging automatically equals quality
We learn even earlier that's not how shit works. Just look at you, for example.
Face it - Blanc is boring and nobody likes her.
>>135157919
Nice opinion, shit tastes lord.
>>135157919
Read the post again, maybe you'll post something less tremendously stupid next time
>>135157978
I did, all that happened was I laughed at you again.
>>135157542
>there's a Blanc thread on /c/
Didn't know that
>>135158287
>going to /c/ to begin with
>>135158265
What is it like to receive special needs money from the government for mental illness?
You quote a post and your quote is not even remotely related to the actual post, that's some bonafide autism
>>135158341
It's so funny watching you try to dodge criticism like this. Guess I really hit home.
This is why Noirefags should be b& like the filth they are.
>>135158448
>watch me shitpost ad hominem, mom
I take solace that in the fact that there is only one of you, one homo erectus that survived evolution
>>135158502
>>135158614
Haha, look at the Blancfags run and cry. Are you so afraid I'm going to bully you that you won't quote me anymore?
>>135158636
>everyone I don't like is the same guy
Pathetic, but fitting an autist like you.
Noirefags beware, don't click this.
>>135158962
CUTE
>>135158962
Now without the botox.
>>135158962
Boo ran
>>135159147
Nepgear?
>>135159147
This is Noire.
>>135159147
Take a good look, everyone.
This is a Noirefag : hypocritical, and a juge shitposter.
>>135159147
This is your favorite nep.
Also, my least favorite nep.
>>135159147
the pathway coiled around us like a serpent, both circuitous and labyrinthine
>>135159639
I want to slap her cute little butt.
>>135159639
>pic
Disgusting. Take it to /d/.
Dis gon' be gud.
>>135159853
How are their asses in U? Is it true that these are V's model recycled?
>>135159853
It's shit actually.
>>135159853
>>135159996
Terrible, and yes.
>>135160017
So who actually has a good ass in the games? Just the Shas from VII?
>>135160092
Uni
Reminder that tangerines kick ass and praise Lastation!
>>135160181
I want these mahou shoujo's to appear in a hentai anime
>>135160168
I dunno, her ass looks pretty average here.
Happy Rom is happy.
>>135160505
Rom being happy makes me sick. I want to bully her and make her cry. I want to slap her head lightly. I want to eat her pudding. I want to spank Ram in front of her.
>>135160505
We can fix that.
>>135160582
The only bullying I approve of is bullying with your dick, all other forms of bullying should end with you dying
>>135160814
I'd rather be a dead spankfag than a living pedobear.
>>135160814
Hi Trick
>>135160862
We can arrange that
>tfw cyberdimension will be vert's game
Hello, my name is Anonymous, I'm a huge fan of 4chan and moot, and I wondered if you could post more of this "Cheese Pizza"?
Also, I'm a huge 4chan supporter, I have nearly all the memes cards.
>>135161069
Hi Vert
>>135161069
I got you, senpai
>>135154180
Neptune.
>>135161439
I wonder if Blanc really punishes her sisters when they do stupid crap, or if she just gives them the puppy eyes and leave Mina to handle that shit while she locks herself in her room.
>>135161782
What? Blanc loves her sisters very much.
>>135161878
The anime isn't canon.
It is a known and aknowledged fact that Blanc spanks the twins very often.
It's said somewhere in a game. Don't remember the details, but I'm certain of that.
>>135162105
Who cares what yesterday's rotten garbage does with its flies?
>>135162105
Probably just Ram.
Rom could be so much more without that slut twin of hers.
>>135162201
But if you punish one for scribbling in your books, shouldn't you punish the other one too?
>>135162245
you'd make a shit parent
>>135162296
At least I wouldn't play favorite and treat them equally.
>>135162296
So, spanking one but not the others makes people "shit parent".
You must've been real scared when your cradle caught fire and your parents set the fire out by hitting it with a shovel.
Your name is Histoire.
Until now, you have been the oracle of the one true Goddess, Arfoire. But Arfoire decided to retire, and formally wish for a new batch of goddesses to replace her. You obliged.
But something went wrong.
You now have four little goddesses running around, fighting each other, and being too young to do anything.
Before they can inherit Arfoire's gameindustri and be crowned proper goddesses, you have to raise them.
Except that right now, the little Noire is yelling at the toddler Blanc who's too busy reading a picture book to bother, Vert is trying to drink tea but is half-crying, and it's obvious she'd prefer chocolate milk, and Neptune is nowhere to be seen, which means she's probably scribbling on the Basilicom's walls.
And Arfoire went missing and isn't answering your desperate begs for help.
What do you do?
[] Tell Noire to calm down before Blanc snaps.
[] Tell Vert she's too young to drink tea and that she shouldn't have to try so hard to grow up.
[] Find Neptune before something goes horribly wrong.
>>135159996
Flat butts. Like I've been saying in previous threads, all the new (adult) characters in Nep V-II have nicely modeled butts like the Senran Kagura girls. I believe that B-sha has a flat butt.
>>135164576
Give them green beans/snow peas, whatever they're called. My mother always used to give me them whenever I was a rowdy little shit, back when I was 18.
>>135164576
>What do you do?
>[] Tell Noire to calm down before Blanc snaps.
>[] Tell Vert she's too young to drink tea and that she shouldn't have to try so hard to grow up.
>[] Find Neptune before something goes horribly wrong.
>[x] Resign immediately
>>135164784
>green beans/snow peas
????
>>135164576
[x] Commit sudoku
>>135164861
Okay, I thought they were interchangeable. It's actually snow peas.
>>135164576
[x] Hide, and wait till they realize, that they're all alone and hungry.
Which Nep is this?
>>135164576
>[x] Rush Nepgear into production.
>>135165209
You floats to your room, trying to ignore Noire's cries as Blanc finally snaps and hit her with her book. You find a nice, relaxing shelf, return to your book, close it, and take a nap.
When you wake up, it's already the night. You eagerly assume a human form again, assuming that the small CPUs will be too hungry and too happy to see you to keep on with the shenanigans.
You are wrong. Apparently led by Neptune who came back from Arfoire-knows-where, the little girls raided the fridge. All the pudding you stockpiled is gone, and the little monsters are all asleep in front of the TV, except for Vert.
You ask her what happened.
"Nep showed up how to open the fridge, but I didn't do nothing!"
You ask her why.
"Because a lady doesn't cook her own food."
Great. So Vert hasn't eaten yet, and Neptune, Blanc and Noire ate nothing but sweets. Which means they'll wake up in the middle of the nigh.
You quickly try to cook something, fail, and use your magic to summon some pasta. You give Vert a full plate of it, and stock the rest in a tupperware for the little monsters' night raid on the fridge.
You take a quick look at Vert, trying to be all adult and lady-like, and yet putting ketchup all over her face.
Once she's done eating, and once you're done cleaning her face with a handkerchief (causing her to flail in distress), you carry the other kids to their beds and tuck them in.
You have 3 hours max to relax before they wake up again and scream for food.
>>135165651
NO.
[] Watch the news.
[] Try to call Arfoire, leave a 33th message begging for her to come back.
[] Eat.
[] Get some alcohol and get wasted. You never signed for this.
NepuBuran
>>135166042
Is Neptune a Mary-Sue?
>>135165812
Oh dear. Just sell the kids off to Somalian pirates and spend the money on booze.
Fucking hell, kids are the worst.
>>135166106
/nepgen/ -piratingparenting advice.
>>135165651
>>135166102
No that's Pururanranrut
>>135165812
>[x] Get some alcohol and get wasted. You never signed for this.
Truly the only option.
>>135165812
Watch the news. This seems like the most logical step for Histoire - the news is something you watch when you're just killing time til the next work day.
>>135165547
Blanc and Noire's lovechild
CH/IF general when?
There's no other place I can talk about fencing fairies.
>>135166395
>>135166521
You decide to do both : get wasted, AND watch the news.
Hopefully you'll learn the Arfoire drowned herself in her own stupidity.
Sadly, nothing of the sort. Instead, people are forming militias to fight the monsters, or at least keep them at bay. If only Arfoire was willing to wait for the new goddesses to be grown-up, that wouldn't-
CRASH!
The glass shattered in your hand. You just stare at the alcohol flows out.
"Mommy, are you okay?"
You quickly turn around. It's Neptune, rubbing her eyes.
Hello sweetie, weren't you supposed to sleep?
"I'm hungry." She says, fighting to keep her eyes open.
Of course, that's what happen when you eat only sweets, that doesn't stay in your stomach for long.
"Why did you broke M. Glass? He was cute, and Vert picked it for you."
You didn't paid much attention, but that glass you broke was decorated with a portrait of Arfoire. You miss her so much.
It's nothing, Histoire just has a long day and is a bit tired.
"Wanna play games?" Asks Neptune, even through she barely stands. That kid is so sweet, but sadly playing video games isn't a cure for everything back in the world.
Didn't you say you were hungry?
"Yes. Vert said she ate well. Can I have the same?"
Sure thing. You pull some pasta from the fridge, heat it up, and serve it to Neptune who's... already asleep.
[] Gently wake her up.
[] Ungently wake her up.
[] Bring her back to her bed.
>>135166607
She has some of Vert's personality too being an otaku.
She's also flat.
>>135167778
Bring her back to my bed
>>135167791
>Noire probably got cucked by Vert
Accurate
>>135168148
>>135167778
[x] make her eat bowl of eggs
>>135155575
Vert liked her just fine back in RB1, despite her size.
I love Neptune more than anything in the whole entire world!
Zzz...
Nep Revival
Post pantsu, save the thread from page 10.
>>135171842
Best.
Or how about nopan?
>>135168148
Considering Vert got her anime otaku traits stolen by Noire, turning her solely into a MMO-playing homoge-lover, it's only fair.
Just got through the 4 separate CPU stories in VII and the game is finally wide open. Should I try to keep everyone leveled or just go for my favorite team? First nep game no bully.
>>135172935
Just don't put all your eggs in one basket, but be sure to level some people that aren't the Main 4.
Otherwise, it doesn't matter. I jacked Neptune's stacks beyond reason at that stage in the game.
>>135172935
It doesn't really matter, the game forces you to use certain characters at particular points but it's pretty much impossible to dick yourself over and whenever characters leave and rejoin they will automatically be brought up to speed. Just use whoever you like the most.
Are any of the weapon DLCs for VII actually worth buying or will they just release more even stronger ones?
>>135160629
>>135167778
>[X] Start planning the Console Wars and making Arfoire take the blame for it, because screw the Goddesses
Neptune is in love with Plutia.
>>135174764
Cлaвьcя в вeкaх вeликaя Плyтия.
>>135174764
Arfoire did nothing wrong.
!?
>>135178710
I wonder how good a pet a domesticated Dogoo can be
Uni~
>>135178710
Peashy's been eating too much neppudding
>>135181918
Why are Lastation sisters are so adorable?
>>135182409
Because Uni is attached to her sister, and my family complex makes me find any family interaction incredibly adorable.
Hm i want to stop using big nep but her pantygame is way too strong to not have her in front.
>>135183412
>i want to stop using big nep
Why?
>mfw some guy of the Civil Protection Unit on twitter liked a Nep picture I made
Feels weird mate.
>>135183541
no hdd and shitty combo skill moves, mostly
>>135184029
But it's big nep. She's like Neptune, but even more adorable.
>>135184445
But Neptune is the cutest. Big Nep is just Neptune only slightly LESS cute.
That's not to say she's not cute as hell though.
>>135184596
>Big Nep is just Neptune only slightly LESS cute
Bitch I'll fight you.
>>135184727
No violence is allowed on the premises.
Big Nep is my 2nd favorite Nep, but she can't hope to beat regular Neptune.
>>135184596
Normal neptune is cute
Big Nep is sexy
Purple heart is both
>>135184980
I just allowed violence in this thread.
>>135185223
And that's why I like Neptune. She's got cute, sexy, fun, and everything else in one package.
She turned me into a hopeless waifufag, something nobody else could accomplish.
>>135185223
You got it wrong.
Purple Heart is incredibly sexy, but she isn't cute.
>>135184596
Hoodie Regular Nep > Hoodie Big Nep > Nep in a dress
>>135185583
What with the lonely pose, Noire?
>>135185583
I definitely prefer Nep in a hoodie, but it doesn't change that her character is incredibly cute and my favorite. Every Neptune is amazing, though. There's just only one that has my heart.
>>135185553
Maybe it's just me, but I look at this picture and think she's really cute.
>>135186101
Dunno, I don't find that cute. She's cute when she's blushing or looking dizzy, but here I just want to shove my penis in her.
I feel as if I'm the only one who ships Uni and Plutie together. Also Vert and Noire make a cute ship too.
>>135186441
>Uni and Plutie
What?
>>135186187
It makes me want to hug her. This is also a really cute picture that makes me just want to snuggle her and play video games with her.
Maybe because I'm a schmuck and too into cutesy romantic things.
>>135186701
Dunno. I'd hug Blanc or Nep anytime, but Purple Heart looks too adult for something childish like that.
>>135186993
No such thing as too adult for anything
>>135186993
She's not that tall, if that's what you mean.
And she still has her fun-loving personality, it's just more reserved compared to Neptune.
Still, incredibly cute.
>>135187113
>blushing
NOW this is cute.
Already Steam activate the link from NepU in the store:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/387340/
>>135187589
>wants to tag it as favorite
>must hide my powerlevel
>>135187656
>giving a rat's ass
>>135187237
Nep is always cute, be it in Purple Heart or Nep form.
>>135187801
Nep is cuter.
Purple Heart is sexy, except when she blushes. Then she's sexy AND cute.
>>135188143
Either form is fine for me, I love her anyway.
>>135188327
Purple Heart's ass is slappable as fuck here.
>>135187589
Have they announced the price yet?
>>135188327
I like Nep in all shapes and sizes
NEXT Purple looks cool but the wings look kinda weird
>>135188423
No lewding the Nep.
>>135188581
I don't mind the wings, but sometimes they're a little obtrusive.
>>135188803
I don't sexualize the neps. I just want to spank them until they cry.
I want big ploot in a swimsuit
>>135189105
I want big Plutia to go to the Ultradimension, meet her past goddess self, and get in a fight with Iris Heart.
>>135189291
>past self
Isn't big ploot just basically the hyperdimension equivalent to big nep?
Iris would probably love to check big ploot's body very thoroughly
>>135189430
But V starts in the past, since the console Plutia represents (the Genesis) just came out.
Plus I'm curious to see if a non-goddess Plutia fares better than a non-goddess Neptune.
>>135189625
If V starts in the past of hyperdimension as opposed to being it's own dimension with it's own timeline then there is no explanation for big nep still being alive
I want Iris in Cyberdimension.
>>135189954
I want Plutia to spank Ram.
>>135189839
Use commas, it makes it less difficult to read your posts.
I'm too hungry to decipher what you wrote.
>>135188803
>No lewding
silly anon
>>135190227
My love is pure and not paved in lust.
Get that out of here!
>>135190331
She just wants to make you happy.
>>135190331
Silly little anon
>>135190409
Don't make it more difficult on me than it has to be.
>>135190778
So you go out with a girl, take her for a romantic date, but when she finally masters the courage to take your relationship to the next step, you pussy out.
>>135190227
>>135190720
Yes
>>135191990
Remove eggplants.
Praise Lastation!
>>135191697
That's for private matters, is my point!
And besides, it's like I said. If it's romantic it's okay, but not lust-based, like spanking or other such lewd terminology.
>>135192116
Alright.
i want a nep to sit on my lap and fart on my dick
>>135192174
>lust-based
>like spanking
What
Plutie has an outie belly button?
>>135191697
that would make her a slut
>>135192308
>>135192871
Looks like the Handsome Jack.
>>135192871
>>135192871
shit edit, reddit
So i saw that Nep U is coming to steam
Is it any good?
It reminds me of a Nep Warriors game with added Lewdness
>>135192953
>>135193145
>>135193162
BUT WAIT
THERE'S MORE
>>135193483
It's not Dynasty Warriors, it's Senran Kagura
Know the difference, it could save your life
>>135193483
>Is it any good?
Is has half-naked neps.
>>135193659
>It's not Dynasty Warriors, it's Senran Kagura
Okay. More infos?
>>135193659
Its been ages since I played that on my 3ds, but seeing as I liked that i might give this a go
>>135167778
FINISH THE QUEEEEEEST
This must be what hell is like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqFA9F7lszE
>>135193857
Sorry, was playing Wolfenstein. Some weird bugs, but overall an okay game.
I'll go for >>135167832 since it's the only serious vote.
Gimme some time to write and decide where I'm going.
How do we make Lowee great again?
>>135193961
I bet Neptune stole that Plutie plush.
>>135194117
thank you :)
>>135193961
I HATE this
>>135167832
As Neptune threatens to fall from her chair, you sigh. She wont be eating tonight, you guess.
Lifting the small girl with magic, you start moving her back to her room, before figuring out you'll wake up all the other girls if you do so.
Well, guess she's sleeping in your bed then.
You move the blanket away, gently put Neptune in the bed (you notice she's sucking her thumb), and nicely tuck her in.
Before leaving, you caress Neptune's forehead. She's the most troublesome of the girls, and yet she's somehow the one everyone love, even Noire. Even Blanc, who usually only likes books enjoy Neptune's company (through you know they'll never admit it).
What a bunch of troublesome girls, really.
Floating back to the kitchen, you see the broken glass that Vert picked for you. Arfoire's face is smirking at you, with her long, white hair floating in an non-existing wind.
"You never told me why you were quitting." You say to the face on the glass.
You feel so tired and so abandoned. You can create entire worlds, and yet taking care of four little girls is too much for you. Floating near the table, you rest your chin on the table and stare at Arfoire's face. You're aware that you look like a girlfriend who got dumped.
Even through you just took a nap, you feel tired again. Your metabolism must be screwed again.
For a brief moment, you feel sorry for the humans down here, who have to fight monsters on their own while taking care of kids.
In a way, they're amazing.
[] Sleep again. You really need this.
[] At least, watch the news. Arfoire can't just disappear like that. Someone must have seen her around.
>nep nep
>who's there?
>>135195724
[x] sleep
http://strawpoll.me/7083248
>>135196689
Oh, look. The same people crying. Just like in the last thread, and the thread before that.
Underling is cute
I want to confess to her
>>135196689
I don't like quests or fanfiction, but as long as I can hide it I don't mind.
>>135196689
What if you bring the topics of discussion instead of bitching? Be glad there's still people willing to bump this shithole
>>135197197
You're asking too much.
>>135197197
That doesn't look like bitching to me
>>135196689
Yeah, how dare people bring original content to this thread.
First spanking, now quest, you people will end up banning everything but shitstorm.
>>135197558
Let's have a yurivshet war now, since that's obviously what he wants.
>>135197694
No, I'm going to post spankinfics quests now instead.
>>135195724
Continue watching the news until about 4am, then cry.
>>135198000
>Trips
>>135197694
Shh, don't give them any ideas.
>>135198000
YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES
>>135198036
You keep on watching the news.
It's actually really depressing. Gameindustri has been living in peace for centuries, but now that Arfoire is no longer protecting it, the humans are desperately trying to learn how to live by themselves again.
And according to the news, they're not doing good. Another big city has been destroyed, with its citizens evacuated to the north capital. No casualties, but millions of people lost their houses, their memories, all their belonging. It may even cause a famine if they take too much time setting up militias to defend the fields.
You perk up as the news start mentioning Arfoire, but you sink again as they're only lamenting her disappearance. You should probably be happy that you're safe here, in Celestia, but the idea of other people losing everything while you're living here peacefully sickens you.
And you have no choice, any flaw in the goddesses' upbringing will turn them into incompetent, useless slobs. You need to be strict, you need to raise them to love their people and care for them.
You slowly wake up to the sounds of kids whispering, but you feel too heavy to move.
"-all right?"
"I don't know, Nep-nep, she was tired yesterday."
"Will that do?"
"... Yes."
You open your eyes, and quickly understand why you feel so heavy. Someone put a small blanket on you while you were sleeping.
The girls are all up, which means it's probably late. Maybe 9AM. They're currently whispering to each other, Noire holding a small cake, Neptune holding a pint-sized pudding, and Vert holding a cup of coffee.
You weren't aware Vert was into coffee.
"Girls, what are you doing?"
They all collectively jump, even Blanc that you didn't notice at first. Then they proceed to all talk in the same time.
"We were worried..."
"... brought a pudding filled with healthy vitamins..."
"... coffee for you..."
"... took a blanket from your room, hope you don't mind."
Turns out they're all worrying for you and trying to help.
So cute.
>>135198986I like girls.and I'm a guy
Post screenshots of your favorite writing in these games
>>135199309
As you're offered food and coffee, you take a brief moment to sigh to yourself. Maybe it's okay to spoil them, just a little bit, you suppose.
You begin to drink the coffee. Too bitter, Vert forgot to put the sugar in. While you attack the small cake Noire brought, Blanc pulls the blanket to cover your shoulders. Ha, so she's the one who put this on you. You can always count on Blanc to do something nice but not brag about it.
What will you do?
[] Take the kids out. Hopefully, they'll be running around so much the afternoon will be a figurative walk in the park.
[] Today is class day. Teach them how to act like goddesses.
[] Take a risk : bring them to gameindustri for a combat training.
tits of doom.
>>135199985
>tumblr
>>135199704
Is there a problem with the config resetting in VII? I have to change volume levels and language almost every time I reopen the game.
>>135201213
The opening Menu doesn't change language ever. Only when you load a save does it remember your settings.
>>135201213
just do it in the save file and not the title menu
>>135199985
Wasted potential.
>>135201486
>magic
>potential
Linda is the true meaning of a wasted potential!
