Papa Ruk will save us edition
last ded: >>134973207
>READ the pastebins BEFORE asking stupid questions
General: http://pastebin.com/kTX8Qyzb
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/RBjxzmTE
Additional FAQ, SERIOUSLY, READ THIS ONE: http://pastebin.com/tZ4b2FPb
>How to join Warbros No Fun Allowed: http://i.imgur.com/RMS2guW.png
>Notable links
Essentials: http://deathsnacks.com/wf/index.html
Focus System: http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Focus
Buying and Selling items: https://warframe.market
News/Satire: http://www.tennoclocknews.com/
Raid Setups and individual Builds:
THE LAW OF RETRIBUTION: http://pastebin.com/dMMdZRpY
THE JORDAS VERDICT: http://pastebin.com/NLPSMBed
Damage 2.n: http://i.imgur.com/AFVavTs.jpg
Droptables: https://github.com/Deathmax/warframe_data/blob/master/en/missionrewardtables.csv
DPS calculator and weapon build planner: https://github.com/GottFaust/WWDC/releases/tag/0.8.2 (not maintained)
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CURRENT UPDATE: 18.5 Sands of Inaros
>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/618642-update-185-sands-of-inaros-%C2%A0/
CURRENT PRIME ACCESS: Saryn
>https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/611132-hotfix-18412-saryn-prime/
>https://warframe.com/prime-access
Older stream footage: http://pastebin.com/LkZRPteU
liestream highlights: http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Livestreams
For specific liestream highlights, use http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Devstream_## (replace ##)
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/wfg/ OP pastebin, if its not like this one report it and make a proper one: http://pastebin.com/Mftv9RXK
still paying plat to fuck your ivara's slimy froggy feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdmOVejUlI
Thread theme
I'm lonely.
Why are kubrows so cute?
R8 my Valk
>>135012079
IS IT UP YET?!?!?!?!
>>135012079
Haha funny joke. Where did you get that? The forums?
>>135012081
Want to fuck?
This picture makes me sad that there's not a pile bunker melee weaponThere's not a pile bunker melee weapon is there
>>135012097
I know right :^)
xth forstealthrework never, and ded servers ded gaem
>>135011935
>everybody in the universe is tsundere for the 10o, especially the infestation
>>135012118looks like an aborted fetus/10
here, have a pathead
>>135012212
>>135012156
Not that way.
>>135012323
Why does it seem so hard for their character artists (or is it still only Mynki?) to translate the concept to 3D?
If I can do it in Photoshop, I can do it in zBrush as well.
Or did they actually decide to make Banshee stocky as fuck?
Ayo, hit me up wid sum o' dat synthetic chicken wangz.
So what do you think our compensation for the "downtime" will be?
>>135012443
They're beccafags as well.
Is it back up?
I can tell you with utmost certanity, just from an educated guess, blind, wihtout seeing anything from DEs side; that the problems source is being caused by the runaway script they made to restore the quest item of the inaros quest to bugged users.
Something like it being stuck in a loop scanning every account to match the "bugged" parameter, log them, then give out the missing item, send the updataed info to DEserveres only to scan again, log, etc... wihtout a condition to stop and a step to delete previous logs and shit.
It took it this much time to reach critical mass, and with every loop, it crashes the server again and again, and since it was a dirty "fire and forget" thing that was days before the problems started its still under the radar.
hi /wfg/
Is it too late to start playing this now? Honest answer pls.desu I played this game like 2 years ago for a month, so I assume i didn't get very far and I forgot everything I knew about the game
I always hear how is it about grind... also you are an autistic ugly child now?
>>135012443
>Or did they actually decide to make Banshee stocky as fuck?
Look at the Machete's stats and take a guess. How much confidence do you have in DE's decision making?
>>135012550
5 gold cores
>>135012658
Don't be silly. It's gonna besix gold cores
>>135012550
some alerts that aren't worth a shit
Which type of crewman should this be?
>>135012658
>lost 2 defiled snapdragons because of this
>5 gold cores compensation
th-thanks DE
If the servers are down, why are the alerts still going?
>>135012240
>Deception mission type reworked
>added Shadow Raid missions
>you will hit ships and bases that are known to have skeleton crews
>you will either raid for supplies as Tenno insiders distract the enemy or upload false data
>instead of busting out of a vent at the start, you will crawl into one and crawl around the level being sneaky
>you will avoid the enemy at all costs, if you are detected you have 60 seconds to get out
>>135012583
no. it's still a beta. like it not even a joking way, it's more than possible to catch up to absolutely anyone playing now and obtain anything save for like excalibur prime
it's fun, casual, but still has the potential to consume you entirely. the grind IS the gameplay, so can it really be called a grind? if you like games like diablo or monster hunter, try it already
>>135012550
its been already issued: the blue tato invasion. On top of that the are extending the booster an trader to the workdays, That is surely an adaquate compensation for missed weekend playtime.
>>135012616
Well yea, not much. The Trinity skin looks fine though.
>>135012509
AYO HOL' UP
(Smacks Orokin Cells)
SO U BE SAYIN' THAT
(Shoots a grineer)
HOL' UP HOL' UP
(Scope dem Lotus tiddies)
SO WE WUZ
(Slaps Ivara's ass)
WE WUZ OROKAAANZ AND SHEEET
>>135013014
WUZ
>>135012775
Tech. Always Tech.
>>135012901
honestly, this would be fucking cool. Too bad DE good ideas something something
>>135013026
Tenshin sounds more badass with this meme though.
>>135012070
bump
>>135012509
>>135013050
OROKAAAANZ
>>135013167
How much are you paying?
>>135012903
thanks anon, also can you tell me- is rhino shit? I remember it's the only warframe I got except for the default one
>>135013325
AND SHEEET
please rate my jaggies
>>135013275
AYO HOL' UP TEENO
WE WUZ OROKANGZ AND SHEEIT.
>>135013275
LegendaryCore/10
>>135013071
>DE hires Simon Viklund to redo all the music, it now corresponds to the current situation
>enemies will now spawn in waves and swarm you instead of being a constant stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FxCRYYr26o
>>135013353
depends on your definition of shit. the general's? probably. mine? absolutely everything is viable in this game and only instakills enemies slightly less as fast than the most popular frames and weapons. if it's fun, use it.
>>135013341
>DeSlutification
hnnnggggg
>>135013341Curious of source
>>135013408
Just use Armistice Helmet and this would be the first >>135013484 vauban I ever see
>>135013341
100p for an hour
>>135013620
It's an edit, it's originally the other way around.Unless you want that.
>>135013614
DEslutification
>>135013341
Nothing from google.
Name or Source?
>>135013614
Still looks like a whore.
>>135012901
Nah, the new deception: you take this datapad to the terminal then defend it while you upload a data. you repeat this 3 times so the enemy doesnt know which console you infected. They will iniciate the self destruct protocol in their frustration and you will have to infeltrate the bridge console on a timer to disable it, then kill everyone on the ship to cover your escape. If it took you less than 30 minutes, an another ship will dock and you will have to repeat the same process on that too.
The reward is a new material that has 5% chance to drop 1-2 at the end and replaces ferrite in (exact) requirements in weapons.
Market update new mat bundle! 10 piece for 50 plat! (75% off)
>>135013556
>DE then introduces orokin safes, and are allowing us to purchase special void keys to open them
nty
>>135013745
Idk, I would love to know too but like >>135013725 said, it's an edit.
Nezha is not a girl.
>>135013275
SO YOU WUZ SAYIN DAT WE WUZ FINNA BE SHOOTIN' SUM CRAKKA CORPUS?
>>135013939
We know. We don't care.
>>135013725
Then no.
>>135013939
>Ne zha femboy in smite
>Ne zha femboy in warframe
Just gotta accept the boypussy.
>>135013939
I know.
I'm gay for him.
>>135013939
Pretty mean thing to say about a girl, just because she is flat.
what to do if your autism is not the right kind for trading?
INAROS ACKBAR
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE TENNO
>>135013568
what are some good weapons/ frames to aim for?
I remember I also got a bolt gun
Should I just get Buzz Kill and Fanged Fusillade or is there any reason for the others?
>>135012775
FUCKING DELIVERED
10/10
>>135012775
nullifier
>go to e6
>type of warframe
Where all this furry pony come from? The drawfag over in the /aco/ thread need to flood this yiffy shit out
This thing is goofy as fuck
>>135014967
>going to e6ign/steam id? :3c
>>135014983
what is that
>>135014967
if it exists, there's pony porn of it
>>135015056
>e6
https://e621.net/
>>135015080
its not even fucking pony it's gay kurbrow fox furry shit
>>135014661
Sweeping Serration is good on Sancti Tigris for those Enemy Elemental Enhancement sorties.
>>135014983
No this is.
>>135015207
you should read over your post
>e6
>fury pony
>>135015067
>filename
Also, shit. It needs a Miter to craft, and the Miter outperforms it in every way.
Servers still shitting themselves?
>>135013341
Hot shit mang
>>135012118
>red and blue
I see what you did there, maybe i should be disgusted,but i like it.
>>135015410
what would warframe even be categorized under. r34 doesn't even source the shit and it not updated besides all of dirtystigma's renders
>>135015563
Yes. I guess I'm free tonight. I swear if I lose a day of focus grinding because of this shit. I only need 2 days and I'm done with Madurai after getting everything useful from Zenurik and Naramon already. Then its off to Vazarin for the revives and I'm done with focus until DE decides to not make them 90% useless.
>>135015610
Can't you just use warframe as a tag? Otherwise you'll just have to resort to tumblr or the /aco/ threads to get them at the source.
2 possibilities
1. DE's "IT Team" is fucking retarded, this is a goddamn DDOS, this should not cause such a prolonged outage for anything but someone's grandmother's home business free domain selling scarves or canned goods or some shit.
2. it's not ddos, they're fucking lying. they fucked up themselves, or they have no idea what's going on
>>135015765
Good on you. Some eye candy for you lads, some of you are probably eye sore as fuck now.
Don't forget to stay hydrated you lovable fags
>>135016027
non existent ass
>>135016027
>nintendo/blizzard shit
yuck
>>135016146
>>135016210
A lot of my webms have sound and can't be played here, just took whatever.
>>135016027
those fake ass tittes
>>135016027
>no ass
>shrek face
>eye candy
lad..
>>135016357
the face kinda looks like kirsten dunst
>>135016027
Chroma is ______!
>>135016634
fat
I want todateDEDanielle
>>135016634
ruined by chroma is cute fags and furry fags
I hope DE apology is giving every player 100-150 Plat.
>>135016805
https://forums.warframe.com/topic/623666-March-11-2016-Beta-Termination-Effective-Immediately/?page=1
>>135016904
I want a cure for cancer too anon.
>Increased resource drop rate 3 hour booster
>Do a dark sector
>2 Neural Sensors
>Drop by Alad's place
>0 Neural Sensors
:crylaugh; :crylaugh; :crylaugh; :crylaugh; :crylaugh; :crylaugh; :crylaugh; :crylaugh;
Any good rewards avaliable from the event?
>>135017119disappointment when your winnings are lost when account fails to update
>>135017078
>being able to log in at all
Lucky you.
Holy fuck I actually hadfunmaking a Blood Rush+Body Count crit build for my Tipedo and spamming E for this event and consistently topping the results of my squadmates for damage dealt. What melee weapons are the best for crit builds so I can dick around around with this more in the future?
>>135016634FUG I WANT TO POST CUTE CHROMA!
I WILL GIT GUD AT DRAWING, I WILL!
>>135017024
would you ?
>>135017119
>event
potatoes are always nice
good to farm stances due to low enemy variety
also laughing at shitters who can't even do this, like a nyx who was well intentioned for spamming powers but kept getting downed
>>135017302
>Tipedo
Make Lesion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSGHyl6PVE4
>>135017512
Fuck a cybernetic meatpuppet that is typically used as a WMD?
Fuck yes.
Are they gonna extend the void jew this time since the server shat the bed so much?
>>135015207i know what e6 is
im asking for steam id/ign
>>135017512
I keep seeing a doushio face on her back
>>135017712
b-but muh speed and crit
Although seriously how is that status proc special thing?
the DE defense force on the forums in the outage thread is unreal
>>135017764
Literally a nuclear bomb in a schoolgirl outfit that you must disarm by a vigorous spanking.
>>135016634
>>135016840
Here is a 10 hours in mcpaint safe version for the vanilla fags
>>135017901higgus
>>135011935
>Ruk will never ever be relevant again because the one time we were allowed to work with him we cucked DE to the max
why is life so unfair
why must steve be such a petty fuck
>>135017302
Prisma Cleavers
>>135017938
Good god she has Atlas on her back like a reverse of that dude from Total Recall
>>135018120
>those stats
Holy fuck I was an idiot to pass those up when they came out
>>135018092
Wasn't the reward a new frame for siding with the Grineer?
seriously
>>135018092
>cucked DE to the max
What happened?
>>135018076
>Here is a 10 hours in mcpaint safe version for the vanilla fags
Got a link to the nsfw one?
RUBEDO ALERT!!!!!
U
B
E
D
O
450 OF IT!!!!! COME GET IT NOW!!!
>>135013939
He looks like a textbook twink. The twintail accessories and animations throw everyone off. He's the perfect implementation of a trap, the dance animations for abilities and the Miku resemblance with the right color scheme is icing on the cake.
>>135018506
OH MY GOD
>>135018475Rule 34Chroma
>>135018076
Jesus I hate how so many big ass artists only focus on the ass and not the thighs making it look like ugly ass implants
>>135017996
>melee crits
>50 damage at 1.3
>100 damage at 1.0
Why are you so shit at math, anon?
>>135018475
>>>/aco/433784
>>135018747
>deleto the balls
>deleto the nipples
>deleto the futa dick
>vannilas still complains
>>135018076are you meme'ing me
>>135018950
It's not even a vanillafag complaint. Asses do tend to look odd if they don't got the thighs to go with it.
>>135018337
look up gradivus dilemma event
that was when they first implemented invasions and brought them in with this event
so DE expects the nodes will be resolved fairly quickly and based on which side has the better reward, right?
turns out they were wrong and warbros stalled nodes that were stacked against grineer (because DE wanted Alad to win which they later admitted in a liestream) by running them like motherfuckers, martialis was the most drawn out
later they even ran a script that they thought would slowly finish the node by giving the points to the side they wanted to win but as is usual for DE they fucked it up and the script gave all the points to a node at once so it was compromised and they had to cover their assess and said hackers did it
in the end we pulled through and gave uncle Ruk his victory despite all the DE fuckery
those were the times
>>135016027
why df she got a belt on
I paid $100 for this game and 1 Mechanical Boss Arm (was a steal.) And the game has 70% positive ratings on Steam but still has mixed reviews status because Konami is fucking incompetent and won't release Chapter 3
Years and years of old bugs and glitches in Warframe and you still play it
I pay for quality. How many ''big content'' updates this free pile of shit give you? All of them can be finished in a day. The Metal Gear series will last 10 years easily.
>>135019365
you pay zero dollars for content updates have happen every 3 weeks for the past 3 years. Bait harder
>>135019334
>she
>>135019242
>letting salad have a frame
We fought with honour.
>>135019365
nice copypasta
>>135019521
>not remembering the divisionfag from 2 threads ago
lurk moar
>>135019242
I was never around for this stuff, but I always enjoy warbros storytime.
>>135018071
>implying I don't want to be dommed by a warframe
Too much physical power and warrior mystique in the meatpuppets for me to think I deserve it.
>>135018806
Doing the math I still feel retarded, it looks like while Tipedo red crits = Lesion yellow crits due to Lesions' higher base damage the critical chance for the Lesion is so low that it couldn't consistently get crits even with Blood Rush and even the Naramon bonus. Does the status proc bonus thing make up for that?
>>135016027
who dis
Here is a build for an exotic weapon known as the Sancti FUCKYOU Stick
>>135019598
>>135019692
>>135016634
a STRONG5 formadragon
>>135018265
Aside from the usual >melee, they're one of the few "good" melees, and build up crits like a motherfucker
>>135019242
>later they even ran a script that they thought would slowly finish the node by giving the points to the side they wanted to win but as is usual for DE they fucked it up and the script gave all the points to a node at once so it was compromised and they had to cover their assess and said hackers did it
How did people figure this out, or was this conjecture.
>>135019740
Or does just stacking damage outclass a crit Tipedo?
>>135016027
*sigh* I would fuck...I've fucked wors- actually I haven't last white girl I fucked had a phat ass, fit stomach, STRONG ass face and was from Germany...a rarity
>>135019740
>>135019918
Yes. The second you proc Viral, the enemy has their hp halved. Which means Lesion's damage is twice as effective.
So while Tipedo does more straight damage with Blood Rush and combo mod, Lesion is more effective, even at x5.
>>135019638
$100 on a triple A mmo. I would rather play mgs online than that piece of turd
How much can I sell my Excalibur Prime account for?
>>135020046
Might be time to finally put the Tipedo to bed, then, thanks for the input.
>>135019242
>Lotus is actually the villain and is using the Tenno and Warframes to genocide the "enemy" factions
>>135020260
Unironically use Enduring strike. Lesion even has polarity for it at the start.
>>135020039
WOW anon you're so cool :)
>>135020212
you can trade it for a buzzkill
>>135019821
>>135019907
the guy behind deathsnacks found it in the code and also had records of how it jumped by a massive number in a single server tick
how soon is umbra excal coming? like should i wait for that or just potato/forma my regular excal
>>135020454
>>135019242
>based on which side has the better reward
But the Corpus initially handed out trash as opposed to the Grineer.
>>135020719
>another variant of a frame to grind for
ebig
Reminder that Synoid Simulor is the BEST
>>135019812
>breach loader
I can understand some of the other things there but why the fuck
>>135019812
this is a joke right
>>135020398
I'm an ass, which is why I'm single now.
No sarcasm is needed anon, women are easy. Shave ya neck beard, make some money, wear cologne and get a bitch.
>>135016805
https://twitter.com/34thgingerbread/status/652969608106766337
Servers still fucked?
someone confirm to me something
inaros doesnt need power str?
>>135019812
>Breach Loader
>Accelerated Blast
>>135021293
Dude you're going out of the way to brag about how you've banged hot chicks of /wfg/, reevaluate your life
No one cares about tapping 3DPD here
>>135021331
I think pstr increases his healing. Don't quote me on that tho.
AYO AYYYOOOOO WE SUM FINNA
>>135021328
Yes, I just got logged out
>>135021315
>>135016805she looks subpar t b h
>>135021570
Teshin is a faggot who acts like he knows shit and is important but is just a niggaboo
See: Natah quest, fuck Teshin actin like he's hot shit
Are you badass enough to hack the hackers?
>>135017512
I could so easily shoop a cock and balls onto that.
>>135021840
Do it, 10o.
>>135021812
>>135019812
This has to be bait, but here goes anyways-
>accelerated blast when the gun has no refire rate at all and fires as fast as you let go of the button
>Breach loader at all
What fresh new retardation is this? If you wanted more raw damage for Elemental Enhancement sorties, a Bane(or whatever the shotgun version's faction mod is called) is leagues better. Fuck, even Ravage would give you more damage.
I personally kept the D polarity on mine because Tainted Shell has absolutely no downside on the Tigris and turns it into a pseudo sniper.
>tfw nobody on Sechura lets the enemies die to your pelt
FREE CREDITS
R
E
E
>>135021812
>>135022074
>alrite 4 chan. (anonymus). its time to hack them back and stand up for areselves!!
>>135021710
>nose ring
All she is missing is bright pink hair.
>>135020916
that was the twist, DE wanted the event to be a back and forth based on the rewards but instead warbros set their mind on helping grineer (and back then we were actually a horde of autism that had some sway in the matter) so even when pubbies flocked to the other side for better rewards we would still push in the other direction and deadlock it
found it, here they admit they were even planning to put up primed chamber but again, we stalled those nodes for so long that it didn't end up happening
https://youtu.be/h56UpRnzM74?t=1375
>>135012775
And then I lost everything because I left my laptop unplugged for more than three minutes.
Well, see you people in another three hours.
>>135021514
seems about right, but doesnt affect his 1 or 4
he might be easy to mod for. QT can make him trinity's best friend and rage will always keep him active. im not sure how else to mod him for.
>>135021956
Enjoy it.
>>135022214
>I got my low orbit ion cannon setup on 30 different network with each connection there are 3 vpns. No one will log into warframe for a good 4 days.
>>135022187
No one does Secura for just credits anymore, just affinity plus credits as a side bonus
What's the best use for syndicate rep now, jewing mods, secondary or primary?
>>135022331
>>135021812
Oh shit the 4chinz
>>135021710
Looks like the type to leave her kids in the car with the windows up
>>135022628
Hi, what's your mailing address? We here at Digital Extremes would like to send you some exclusive merchandise!
>>135022628
twitch tv/warframe/v/39900979apparently you can hear her smashing her keyboard at 57 minutes in or something but the channel's been deleted
>Finally manage to log in
>collect Tater reward (yes the invasion ended even with all the issues, apparently)
>turn around and get logged out before I even get to my arsenal to change to my focus farming gear
>>135022769
Fucking slut
>>135022769
sit on my face binch
Are servers still shit?
Can I safely grind?
Is this jewable? I've never touched any of the kubrow markets.
>>135023173
Yes.
No.
>>135022331
10o/10
>>135023201
>Lotus pattern
Yes
>>135022985
twitch tv/warframe/v/53218966
Uhh, is Ordis creeping anyone else out lately? Ever since the patch he's stated talking to me about the past. He just asked me whether or not he deleted his own memories.
>>135023524
>>135023524
He always had lines about that. And then a fuckload of absolute garbage.
>>135023492
>>135022218
Either she removed the nose ring or that's just something white.
tv/warframe/v/51769417
>>135023524
>not muting the piece of shit
pay 250P to replace shitty faggot ordis with Cephalon Vull
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warframe/images/0/06/VullReturn2.ogg/
>>135022319
Actually it does. 1 does a bit of damage and restores hp based on that and 4's secondary use of sacrificing armor for scarabs to spread amongst enemies to deal damage and heal allies.
Why did WARBREED leave the alliance?
>>135024047
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warframe/images/0/06/VullReturn2.ogg
delete the last slash
>Average frost shitler
>>135023687
>>135024047
I like Ordis.
>>135024395
They got buttmad that they lost the last event. Then apparently some drama? They left with no warning or explanation. I didn't notice the other one left, too.
>>135024686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IMFkavn4vC
Is Sands of Inaros tradeable?
>>135024395
>3 clans
>>135024993
sauce?
>>135024993m-m-muh dick
>>135024993
Man why can't all verbal humiliation porn be like this, everything is too tame and "ohohoho, you just jerk off too much and don't have a girlfriend hehe"
>>135024993
Man, Tiffany Grant is getting really desperate.
>>135025165
>>135025214
>>135025360
>>135025489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrRElnfgzk
Are any of the event slash mods worth buying aside from jewing later or are they dogshit like the other impact/piercing mods?
DED?
>>135025779
Slash mods are actually pretty good, you should get yourself a full set*
*the pistol one is pretty terrible
>>135025686
Fucking dying 'ere
>go to wiki for void drop locations
>trending fandom articles
>server fucking up again
JUST
>>135026371
works 4 me ;)
>>135026740
thrice I extracted from a mission
kicked me out to login
fuck this shit
>>135025128
Yes.
And no, you can't jew it. It's a permanent Baro item.
>>135027260
WE WUZ OROKANGZ AND SHIEEEEETTT
>>135027260
>>135025686
>thanks. most girls wouldn't be so understanding after they've been raped.
