Cuban Pete (but mainly Rail) Edition
Last time on /ss13g/
>5 lowpop traitor rounds in a row that ended in less than 10 minutes
>yahir gets mad at a compliment, he continues to shitpost the thread about it and will probably continue to do it on this one too
>more waifuposting, specifically this picture to get people pissed it's the op image
>i dunno what else to put here, so shoutout to sawbones
>:g absorbing cuban pete
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Epic Embed Meme]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc [Another Epic Embed Meme]
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
Skellingtons
let HOS play this over station during correct times http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J2QuDNDNyS
observer waifus
4th for life is meaningless
>the age of the waifufags is coming to a close
>shiggy is banned and insane
>his protege is turning into omega
>the waifu kind as we know it is dying
>soon there will be no more waifus
yessssssssss
>>134906828
i wasnt mad about the compliment you living version of a clickbait ad, i was upset with them for taking something that they didnt need to see and had no business looking at
>>134907053
6th for i just shoot myself in the head with a shotgun every round
>>134907124
Just don't respond, you'll make it worse
>>134907114
>his protege
???
remove vox
>>134907219
ill dig my own grave if i want to
youre not my boss
add unathi
>>134907053
If that's depressing to you and not reassuring, you're a faggot.
Bald/Shaved is the best hair.
>>134906765
Thank you my friend, here's a picture of a sandwich
How would you like to be credited in the PR?
>>134907330
You never do listen when i tell you its not worth it
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD FOR THE CHEGET
>>134907021
Anyone remember that round a week or so ago where the captain recorded himself just mumbling and saying "good job everything is good" and had the admins play it?
It was magical
How would you go about fix Plasmamen, Dionaea, Greys and vox?
>>134908524
Blithering, and thanks for the sandwich pic.
>>134908524
Fuck, now I want a BLT.
>>134909523
Make plasmamen bleed a form of refineable plasma, nerf diona regen, remove roundstart vox suits.
>>134909523
The answer, as with most problems, is a wider variety of hats.
>>134908694
i dont gotta listen to anyone especially not you
>>134909523
Remove greys
Remove the bigger dionan
Constant screaming for plasmans
Problem is fixs
>>134909705
I had a wrap today with lettuce and tomato andhummus. What did you have today, anon?
>>134907114
>Soon there will be no more Waifus
Only valkyries. Bannarok claim me for my soul is already ready
>>134909998
moose tracks ice cream and sprite
>>134909998
A bowl of canned baked beans and chopped raw carrots, and a bag of steamed noodles and vegetables.
Not a lot of cooking options in a dorm room.
>>134909768
hi bumbling
>>134909523
give plasmamen a form of blood
give greys immunity to polyacid, make biting and kicking weaker than their punch
make it so that diona arent able to just chug hyperzine and become ubermench besides burn damage
spawn vox off station and force them to immigrate
>>134909998
Plain boiled rice in a tortilla. They had the gall to call it a burrito.
>>134909523
Remove
Make Hyperzine have no effect on adult Diona but make them move a little bit faster because holy shit they're unplayably slow
Greys are fine
Vox, I don't know.
>>134909523
Make Plasmamen uncloneable without brain transplants, Diona require frequent watering and have a limited effect from hyperzine, greys need some form of the abductor game mode, and their own monkey form which retains ackspeak, Vox need increased slowdown on their suits to discourage wearing them constantly.
SINGULARITY FODDER
THE NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER
>>134909523
move vox to outpost
>dionaea
Nerf their regen.
>greys
Add intersting abilities to them.
>plasmemes
Well maybe add a somekind of blood?
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Which mech stomps on people who are down on the ground? It's either the gygax or the durand. I know they both can punch, but one specifically can stomp by walking over people like the medical malpractice, albeit slower and less illegal.
>The whole station is Revs but the headmins still won.
>rev round
>revs bomb, flood, and attack people
>code red
>sec orders anyone not a rev yet to come to the brig lobby for implanting and safety
>dindus ignore code red orders from sec and heads
>break into sec outposts and start taking weapons
>they get shot to death by sec and ERT because they're wandering the halls with weapons
>bitching deadchat about it
> Brodie Haynes
> Only non-rev mechanic, surrounded by revs
> They rip a security officer right in front of the window, dismember him and take all his stuff
> Some of them literally banging on the windows while I'm loading my scavenged shotgun and preparing mutagen guns
It was like a horror movie, it was legitimately terrifying.
Well I gotta say suicide bomber pAI's are much more effective that I had previously thought.
I'm just sad I didnt hit the radio key the first time because I could have wasted most of sec in one go.
>RAGTAG TEAM OF SEC, A FEW IMPLANTED PEOPLE, AND TWO ERTS DEFEND AGAINST THE ENTIRE STATION ARMED TO THE TEETH.
SECDUST CRUSADERS
>>134912035
>the heads needed an ERT deathsquad to cope with revolution
Praise lambia!
>>134912035
Bartender here - not even mad that I got fucked at the end. That was a great goddamn round.
Also, well played, Jayme. Well played.
That was absolutely fucking hellish. Thanks for reviving me Sawbones.
>>134912163
Deus Vult.
>>134912035
>clown head rev
>alone with captain, but decide to rev entire station
>every rev is shit
>tell them things like, let's assemble at position X (to storm brig)
>let's make bombs ("yeah, person X is working on that..." > never see bombs)
>finally, after hours of honks, see captain with sec force in brig
>decide to just shoot him
>bluespace; when I see myself, I've been stunned through a closed fire door
Honk!
>>134907114
I'll be back when I decide to take a break from Stardew Valley
>>134912546
stay go
>>134909523
Bring back skellingtons.
>>134912546
who?
>>134912546
What's up with Stardew Valley?
It looks like pretty much the same concept as Harvest Moon.
>>134912253What did I do?
That was too much for my pea brain to handle.
>people call extended shitter safari when rev exists
>>134912101
>Join late
>Instantly see someone shout "revs"
>See sec room by arrivals is open so go and arm myself
>Get stunned and cuffed but manage to run around for a bit, no clue what's going on and if i'm going to die
>Finally get restunned after a lil goose chase and get dragged to airlocks below arrival shuttle
>John Wayne decides to walk in and out of the airlocks with me being dragged by him multiple times
>Ask him why and get no answer, ask multiple times
>Begins to drag me through maint and random shit
>Finally end up in brig, and he finally talks and pretty much says "Code red, I dont have to say shit to you"
>Smile when I see his ass handed to him
>>134910205
Make plasmamen need liquid plasma for blood.
Make greys physically weaker all around
Entirely agree otherwise.
Looking through the code for BYOND, it doesn't seem too bad at all compared to shit like RPGmaker (which I can equate to be similar) and Xcom 2 modder's tool (haha, fuck reading what does what for 2 days straight and making a flow chart with what did what. At least it was organized). I hope I'll help implement some shit for you guys while I'm still enjoying this shit.
>>134912698
Yeah, and it's on PC
>>134909523
>>134911581
Replace the big N2 tank the vox start with a N2 equivalent of a extra capacity air tank like paramedics have. Most Vox keep that big one in their suit slot which makes treating them a pain because pulling it their exosuit makes the tank fall off because it can't go in a pocket.
>>134907114
I'm perfectly sane ever since I successfully replaced something that wasn't healthy with something that is.
And Sergei didn't do nothing, he's a good boy. Fang a shit though.
So is there any downside at all to just throwing injured people in the sleeper and pumping them full of drugs? Do the drugs ever run out? Can people OD on them?
>>134912894
You can start by making footprints not chug the client like fucking crazy. I think that'd be a hella sicc tight cool bro feature that we should like totes friggen add right the heck now to be honest.
>>134912546
You could have said something.
>>134912610
Nah
>>134912691
I'm a drawfag
>>134912698
Its breddy good if you like harvest moon. Creator is actively improving a fairly complete game and also mods are possible. Late game looks a bit empty at the moment however.
>>134913247
ODs are a thing, yes. But most of the healing drugs don't have harmful OD effects.
The drugs in the sleepers will never run out.
>>134913052
Just give them antitox. They actually don't take very much damage. They also don't breathe at all after cryo.
>>134913247
People can overdose yeah. But sleepers are good for tards because they'll automatically cut you off before you poison the guy inside.
If you do fuck up and they od, get some anti-toxin from chem and charcoal from the medivend things.
>>134909864
I wish you would
>>134913442
Where's the vagoo?
>>134913259
Last thread had a video (with the source to the goon repository) non-lag code going with meteors and dozens of explosions going on while he was still able to move around like it wasn't lagging. I'm assuming someone is going to look into that soon.
>>134912720
I was dressed as Coolio Jr., and went down south in Sci to try and kill you. Ended up wasting me.
>>134913445
None of the medicines from the sleeper have noteworthy effects from overdosing, the sleeper actually cuts you off at 20 units which is not ideal since the overdose starts at 15, but once again the overdose effects of the common healing medicines range from nonexistent to three annoying messages in an interval of 45 seconds between each.
>>134912894
Add lizardmen... Better booty borgs... And ehm, pregnancy.
>>134913493
The gun barrel
Just stick it in there you'll be fine
>>134913247
The drugs never run out, sleepers have an inbuilt limit to prevent overdose. The downsides are they can't do anything for people in crit apart from inaprovaline injections, and toxins or bleeding can't be treated there.
>>134913650
15? The default OD is 30
>>134913681
>>>Vore station
Is that way.
>>134913681
ALL
LIGGERS
MUST
HANG
>>134913352
I know that, I'm just giving a recommendation on how to make vox wear their suits less and adding a small complaint to make it seem legitimate.
For real though, making Vox N2 tanks pocketable and removing the suit slot on their soft-suits would be a good tradeoff if people want them nerfed.
The few times I've played Vox I never gave a shit to remove the suit because using a smaller tank that runs out after a short while is a pain in the ass compared to the one that fits in my suit and lasts forever.
>>134913783
That'll make it easier to port...
https://github.com/SpadesNeil/VOREstation
In extension, I'd like to request catmen and catshe's, complete with marking territory and coughing up fur balls.
>>134912546
>>134913269
You are not who I thought you were.
I guess it doesn't matter anyway
>>134913461
i will fight everyone
>>134906828
thanks for the shoutout
>>134914143
Shut up rail
>>134914021
https://youtu.be/IXKYcFx1maA?t=1m18s
>Be a Grey doctor.
>Literally the only male working in Medbay.
>Do my job properly but decide to take a walk outside of the medbay to grab a snack.
>Watch a fellow medbay worker get flashed, chase the assailant off with failed disarms and ask them if they're alright.
>My coworker walks away and I report it over comms, they both say nothing happened.
>Tell Sec about how it just doesn't add up.
>Go back to doing my job.
>Randomly revolutionized.
>Never got orders so I just continued doing my job which quickly became occupied with reviving revs and normal crew members, if there were any heads I would've just disposed of the bodies but they never needed care.
>Get shot three times in crossfire as I'm casually doing my job.
>Down a bunch of pills and briefly die before being cloned and then left on the floor in front of cryo for a solid eight minute in critical condition, oddly enough.
>Whispersuicide
7/10 , it was alright.
hey xcom2 guy how's it goin
How accurate is this?
>>134914761
>Security consists of the people who were killed by traitors in the last round
13 words in and it's already wrong
>>134914453
You have a good amount of inaprov in your system after cloning. It's why you may hear a bubbling sound when putting a new clone into cryo - that's the inaproc reacting with the anti-tox a lot of people put into cryo. It might have kept you alive for a while.
So a series of events just happened when i joined that ended up in me being deader than dead in like no time at all.
Is there a better way to overcome the "I dont know what the fuck I'm doing or what the fuck is going on." factor of this game?
>>134915076
Make sure you never post anything about an ongoing round in this thread (or anywhere).
Second, follow the new player guides on the wiki. Be assistant, RP, then do something else. Have fun.
>>134915076
The game is ONLY fun when you don't know what is going on or what you're doing
>>134914761
not even close
>play a round on colonial marines
>round is late, decide to roll cargo tech for fun
>wake up to the sound of screams for help over the radio
>Aliens have boarded the lower deck
>sprint to the armory and load up with a pistol (as per regulations)
>man the desk
>order bombs and trick out a pulse rifle
>Squad lead comes into the bay
>"Son, things aren't looking hot. If things come through that ladder or that door, you grab that rifle and run."
>Help a doctor get some air, another gets attachment for his rifle
>"BOTTOM FLOOR IS LOST"
>Hear a roar and gunshots
>look out the main desk
>FOUR HUGE ASS ALIENS
>grab the rifle and run for my god damned life
>meet up with some others, we hold the line against the four beasts, spraying into them with our rifles
>halls painted red and green with the lifeblood of both species
>Fire my rifle till I expend all my ammo, others begin to retreat
>I bayonet charge and shank one a few times
>inevitably smashed to smithereens but my comrades were able to fall back and barricade the bridge
>watch their final stand as a ghost
10/10 round
>>134914761
11, 12, and 13 are listed twice
>>134915726
CM is really cool for its focus on doing one thing and one thing really well.
>>134913230
>sergei didn't do nothing
sergei is going full omega for fang
>>134913442
Source?
>>134913442
Well done but I can't help but feel something is missing. Like a cyborg clit.
>>134915726
>meanwhile on /vg/ station xenos never even use harm intent because facehuggers phase through helmets
Xenos should have shit disarm rate but a Leap ability that acts like super jumps but pins down the first human it comes in contact with, that way xenos are dangerous 1v1 and in hoards but can't keep several people disarmed single handed.
Post borgs
>that last stand with the chaplain
>he tries to protect me, even though I shot him due to friendly fire
you a real homie
;_;7
also fuck jaunt and eye beams.
>>134914761
t. disgruntled chemist who robusted a clown and got brigged and banned for it
> IAA has arrived on station
> IAA : HOLY SHIT THERE'S A WIZARD
> IAA : I killed the wizard
>that round
JUST
>>134912768
Oh, but extended is a different flavor of shitter.
Already at start, nobody knows the gamemode, but it's in the air. The first runs to the bar, the first slips and shoves, the first welderbomb, the first kill.
Security is less forgiving, people are more harsh, work gets done slower or goes all wrong. The captain, if any, is a wimp and can only reply with lasers.
And always there's that one toxins bomb to crown the round.
If Dylan is on charge at the moment you'll suffer.
If ArthurDentist is alone he will swiftly make an antag opportunity.
If Elim is on you can have a great time.
If Clusterfack is the only one on you are as good as with no admins.
>>134916251
What is colonial marines like? I've never played there.
>>134914117
If you insist
>that pAI and me arguing about who should kill each other first
10/10
>>134916910
thanks pal
>>134917158
AuGH
>>134912826
>loots sec room on code red
>runs from sec/ERT on code red
Because that totally doesn't make you look dangerous or anything.
Act like a fag you'll die like a fag.
>that janitor mopping up the medbay while it's crawling with wizards
There is no hell hot enough
>>134916683
>>134917645
I WANT TO FUCK A ROBOT
>>134917575
Neither snow nor wizards nor plasma nor gloom of nar-sie stays these janitors from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
http://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=kBBT&k=s93
BOARD GAME GET IN HERE
>>134918096
>Japanese SCP stuff
I love Japanese SCP stuff.
There's a doujin in whichYotsuba turns into some kind of horrific creature with tentacles and shit and the end involves an SCP team breaching the house and killing everyone
Space is too empty and it would be bitching if there were more abandoned places with lore and loot, nothing extraordinary but filling some gaps and making it easier to get to the station without a gps
For example
>destroyed like-space gas station
>a beheaded man with a hardsuit next to a dead facehugger
>another man 3 tiles away with a fireaxe next to his body
>also a revolver over him, and a bullet casting
>note around
>"He was not my friend, but in his last moments, i pretended to be one" or some bullshit
Stuff like that, i got some ideas, and i would like to atleast github it, but i have no idea how
>>134916523
>completely soft brush
>>134918096
When you sprite all stages for all existing clothing, including suits.
>>134918196
That soundsFucking awesomeSCP MTF are operator as fuck.
>>134918124
>Other players include "Dicks" and "REEE"
No thanks.
>>134918365
Mothposting died too soon
>>134918365
dicks is deadpoo
>>134918365
DICKS is deadpool you dip
>>134918313
They are the best
>>134918452
>>134918454
that's even worse
>>134917051
Near-medium RP with tons of combat
Read the wiki before you hop in on the basics so you have a general idea of what to do
Also you don't have metaknowledge, its progressive as you see or hear stories of things.
>>134918197
There's actually a drive to make just such things. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8683
![b22cca355c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0G5tZHr.jpg "b22cca355c[1].jpg")
>>134918313
>>134918506
I forgot it also comes out of nowhere.It starts with Yotsuba growing a dick for some reason and having some lighthearted 'fighting' with Tora and then it starts to get weirder and weirder until her eyes start shifting colors and she starts to shout about 'claiming this body' and stuff and then the tentacles start sprouting and then this happens.
>>134918265
And if I do manage to sprite all stages for all clothing and suits?
>>134918750
>>134917051
It'd be better if the admins were both consistent and fair, and some of the rules not... silly, but on the whole it's an experience at least worth trying.
>>134918750
>Near-medium RP
hi shill
>>134917051
It's stupid imbalanced shit. The admins suck, the code sucks, and about 65% of the players are flavor texty female HoS players if you catch my drift. Not worth your time. Pray an independently operated one opens up because it's not even worth a first try at this point.
>>134919023
From experience, don't play MP. Someone shot themselves and I was blamed/arrested even though security officers don't carry pistols
Be a marine, or officer
>>134917051
Honestly prettyfun. Regardless, there are a lot of special snowflake female characters, but at the same time there are a couple of bro-tier marines and if you can get a squad full of them then it's a blast.
RP level is ours essentially but with no meta knowledge. Not that it matters because LOOC is there and used and abused
>late night
>really big lightning storm outside
>can see the top of the thunderhead from my window
>see some weird red blob-looking lightning strike at the top of the cloud that turned the entire sky red for a split second
I've never seen that, ever. But it was beautiful.
Even though we got space going on, the Earth still finds ways to amaze.
I miss movie night, before it got to be a circlejerk
That first night that we watched The Thing and Alien was fucking great
Ok, lads, who wants to play some CM with me? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>134919883
You read my mind. Last night I was berating someone for not having seen Kill Bill.
We never watched Kill Bill! HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND PLAYING A JANITOR IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN KILL BILL?
>>134916304
Judging by the things people say about me I'm not much better.
>>134919879
big ass thunderstorms at night are the best.
>>134919879
Sounds like you saw a Red Sprite. You lucky son of a bitch.
>>134916910
>sec
>Kill the first wizard with their own Staff of Change
>Kill another with a group effort
>Engineering never set up the power
>Cargo never delivered the guns
>The Warden never told us if they were delivered
>Down to the last
>Gave away my backup taser to a doctor
>Chasing down TWO eyeball laser motherfuckers near the library
>Only have a stun baton left
>Still trying to do my job and secure the valids I am required to secure while dragging a wizard I detained after I pacified him with my baton
>They get me good but I got close a few times
>As I'm in crit dying glance at my armor slot
>I had an extra fully charged taser all along
>>134920537
>There are people who think they understand playing Captain but haven't seen The Thief of Baghdad
EMBARASSING
serb ded?
serb ded
DEAD SERB
Serb? SERB?
SEEEEEERB!
SERBIAN NO!
damnit
Serb?
Serb kill?
> Connection Failed
serb dead?
Ripperio serbia
Rail did this
Dead serb and glitched space pods.
ded serb?
r i p
Serb might come back so no ick ock.
Man I finally get a good round and it dies.
rpip in pes
>>134921775
it never comes back
>>134921775
:g absorbing serber in dorms
HELP DORMS
>combined cultist xeno attack incoming
>wild ride in full swing
>bus music playing
WHY DID IT HAVE TO DIE THEN AND NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN HOUR LONG REV ROUND INSTEAD
>>134921775
how is this ick
>>134921839
ick
welp there goes my cult round, post your doings before you got disconnected
i was trying to make as many talismans as i could despite being new to cultist. i think i was doing pretty good
>>134921839
Reminder that xenos can get culted
abandon serb everyone to back up serb!Which serb is backup serb?
Only real atmos niggas will recognize the bullshit I saw right before the server died.
>>134921839
ICK OCK YOU ARE BREAKING MY IMMULSIONS REEE
Hello from page 0 I don't even play this game but everyone is saying rip so yeah rip
Rip server. couldnt infect more people with aliums eggs. im so mad.
>>134921949
dont play this, its not good at all
>>134921910
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>134921949
True story, man, you said it best
>>134921949
we're here as an experiment in stockholm syndrome
tfw stuck with dealing with xenos and fucking cult at the same time as hop. i just want to assign jobs mang ;_;
>>134921863
I was trying to send over ghosts in armor to wreck up the place but I don't know how well it went
>>134921949
Yeah the serbian died so now we have to shitpost in the thread until it comes back up
Please take a seat and let me tell you how cute my waifu is
>>134921910
Oh my god I've learned the pipes
I'm one with the autism
>>134921949
It ruined my life and expectations, 9/10 game -Everyone
>>134921910
this is precisely why atmos should be removed from the game
>>134921910
>Easiest sabotage ever to fix
Friendly reminder that xenomorphs are basically worthless on our server because everyone just calls the shuttle the instant they see one.
Only time a round with xenos could be fun is one of the "lost connection to centcomm for unknown amount of time" buses.
>>134921910
Turn the O2 loop into ice land happens go right into main stationing mixing tank freezeing all of the station air
>>134922038
More like Stanford Prison Experiment
>>134922041
as sawbones the cultist i was about to clock you
>>134922130
It wasn't sabotage it was just someone setting up the SME faster than they were thinking.
Why is everyone in science always so nice and friendly?
WE UP
>>134921910
laffin desu
>>134921910
>>134922159
Oops, shit. Forgot to add a pump to the oxygen side. Yeah, I apparently froze all the station's air. My bad.
>>134922202
Disaster
>>134921910
>Some guy just turned into a pile of bones in medbayI was that pile of bones
> AI
> Spot the clown drop his cultist tome literally 15 seconds into the round
> Don't want to shit all over the cult and the clown, so just make general statements and taunt the clown over PDA message.
> Identifying cultists left and right because of PDA message monitoring.
Remember cultists, AI knows all.
>>134922215because don is there and he has a weird friendly aura about him
>>134921949
You should play, its totally not a soul crushing experience
>>134922152
Special round where the station starts xeno infested and after a set amount of time am ERT or deathsquid shows up to try and purge/recover an objective?
>>134922215
Because we are lonely, we are desperate for talk and will do anything for a thankyou.
>>134922258
I checked the alerts right when I arrived. Since the only atmos alert was in the SME room, no rooms were requesting more NICE COOL AIR so nothing bad happened.
>>134922215
Because they're all either dandere or kuudere waifus and husbandos.
>>134922274
hope I gave you enough time to wreak some havoc
>>134922283
you didn't know who i was AI and you'll never know ahahaah
>>134922152
xenos are worthless because the only peopel who get to play them are the shitters who are so unrobust they actually died in the round
>>134922365
I thought RnD was a "Autism vortex" and nothing of value is in there?
How do you open a lockbox?
>>134922505
Put it on the ground, place a large beaker with 40 potassium on top of it, pour 40 water into the beaker all at once.
>>134922376
It was great, everybody just walked in and stood there while I stabbed all of medbay to death and then some bystanders, and I think sec panicked and ran all the way to the brig to pick up guns and riot gear
>>134922535
thanks anon, i cum on on runtime, she hiss at rail.
>>134922376
You're supposed to kill sec and implanted as a ghost, not everyone.
Whoever tried to surgery on me on the roid, that was a perfect movie scene right there. No way no xeno gonna pass that up.
AGAIN
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>134922615
What?
>>134922656
I just wantedghosts to wreak havoc, no other cult members were using the runes to communicate other than a handful so I thought I could get some wounded sharded or something
>>134922258
easy to fix get the big ass monkey wrench and put a pump down
>>134922787
lol noobfag detected!
More BGO when ? Late night BGO is comfy as fuck. Even if I lose all the time in last place.
SEERRRRRRBBBBBBBBBB!
Lmao nice server.
>probe announces forum shitpost wing
>serb dies again
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, WE WERE IN THE LOBBY
AI, Call the chicken!
Since serb is dead, let's ponder over something.
Should I create Security guide/run Security lessons?
>Guide
+Can refer to it again
+Everyone can read it
-Greytiders will know tricks of the trade too
-All theory, no practice
>Class
+Hands on experience
+Less chance of average shitter sneaking into class
-Not everyone will have access to it
-Unless notes are taken one won't be able to repeat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI
PRAY FOR THE SERBIA
>>134922912
POMF DETECTED IN AUX SURGERY
REMOVE CHICKEN
that was my fault
apparently the server can't handle changing it to snow map now that we have 500x500 mapsize
>>134922502
I think he's talking about the further in specialist Science jobs like Xenobio where everyone is shy or distant towards everyone they happen to see in their isolation.
I have a theory to what caused it.
If it's true, prepare for one more crash to I can make sure.
>just want to fucking play the game
>can't
STOP
S T O P
Hello. I've written a book. It's about how to be a good waifu. Am I right??? Am I wrong??? What the hell is the truth???
when will we get more selection of clothing
>inb4 "when u sprite/code it"
hippie has quite a few clothing selections
are we behind hippie
>>134922923
if you can do security lessons can I do assistant lessons?
>>134922325
>lonely
When I science I want everyone out of my room and to leave me alone for the first 10 or so minutes so I can get everything set up and running smoothly. But thats always when everyone and their waifu is running in and out grabbing things without saying a word.
>>134922960
DIDN'T YOU READ THE PSA
This is why /tgstation/ is much better
ARISE
>>134923002no i did notWAIT WAIT WAIT SERB UP GET HYPE
>>134922998
That would be nice, it always pains me to see the tool storage littered with plastic bags
>>134922923
the fucking irony here is 100% pure
>>134922365
Kuudere or dandere?
>>134922993
>pure waifus
Nice try, but we all know you get passed around like an empty blue tool box in front of cargo.
>>134922923
Ragnasal dedicated an entire round to giving a class, pulling 75% of the players to Centcomm and teaching them the ways of being a validhunter. Gotta teach from experience.
But he taught them well and we saw more people playing security afterwards.
A guide would be good too. Tuning up the wiki would be good too.
>>134923154
The actual best waifus are pure and not gutter thrash that get passed around
>>134922998
>assistant lessons from sawbones
nigga I already know how to throw floor tiles
