>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
remove mai
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
D.VA/Zenyatta buffs fucking when
>playing competitive as mercy
>putting down good dps and landing headshots left and right
>roadhog teammate keeps spamming "I NEED HEALING" at me
ffs heal yourself you fat slag
>stomp game
>one guy leaves at the last second
>win nothing
nice game
Mei needs a ____
Friend one
Sex one
Waifu one
>20+ matches already
>still shit with Zarya
guys how do i git gud with her
>>147435773
>be useless
>make a post on 4chan about being useless
>know you'll get shat on
>do it anyway because you're a masochist
"Time to raise my APM!" shouts D.Va as she proceeds to manually press buttons to block 540 missiles from six Pharah ults in three seconds, giving her an effective APM of 10800.
>>147435816
nip slip
>>147435816
hug
>>147435817
friend Tracer
sex Phara
waifu Mercy
>>147435856
How are you playing her?
>>147435817
waifu pharah, sex mercy, kill tracer
>>147435817
friend tracer
sex pharah
waifu mercy
>>147435863
>sending the enemy back to their spawn is useless
>>147435948
i'd always try to bait my shift to enemies or charge to line of fire, it usually works everytime but i still struggle on using E properly
also sometimes i'm not sure whether to use left or right click to shoot
how do I get good at this game? I keep having no medals or bronze ones
>Be on insane killing spree as soldier
>Gold everything but healing
>Faglord has switched to Reaper (was Pharah)
>He gets a team kill on the point in the last minute of the match
>>147435751
Are you going to post this every thread just like in /d2g/ Tresdin anon?
>>147435948
badly
>>147436061
I think I read somewhere that right click is broken. It locks in damage from when you first hit someone until you die. So if you hit someone while at 100 charge, you'll keep doing the 100 charge damage with right click even after you drop lower. The reverse is true; doing 0 charge damage at 100 charge.
but maybe that got fixed?
But left click for anyone nearby, right click for area denial and long range.
>>147436131
pick lucio and run around spamming in random directions for "eliminations". turn on healing whenever off cooldown. you just got gold in objective time, objective eliminations and healing.
>>147435817
friend, waifu, sex
post and r8
>>147435817
friend tracer
rape mercy
fuck pharah
fuck off marriage
>>147436256
How do we fix
>Bastion
>Mei
>D.va
>Zenyatta
>McCree
Tip: None of these characters needs nerfs
>>147436256
How am I doing?
>>147435817
Friend Pharah
Sex Mercy
Waifu Tracer
>>147436256
>Zenyatta in top 5 for Ranked
Its like you want your teams to rage at you
>>147436364
10/10
>It's Freedom day, sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts
>You aren't playing Soldier 76
I want communists to leave
>level 45 rank 49 instapicks hanzo on koth
>oh well, I'm ready to get rank down
>he is an absolute beast with hanzo, enemies get sniped as soon as the step into the point
>well timed ults, gets at least two kills every time he ults
Never underestimate your local Hanzo instapicker.
>>147436425nobody said anything about ranked
>>147436061
I improved my Zarya play with this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPBtTIzm394
Not promoting shit, for real.
For the projected barrier you need to keep eye on both enemies and allies.
If you see a Roadhog that hooked an ally, or another guy got pinned by a Rein, barrier him.
Your best players to barrier up are Tracer/Genji since they are always in front of the enemies.
Other good use of the projected barrier is when a teammate is ulti'ing.
The best way to feed up is with S76 and Tracers, especially Tracer since she won't stop shooting no matter what.
Other good way is to power up with the random explosives from Junkrat.
>>147436505
Hes not a beast, the enemy is shit and keep walking into arrows randomly firing nonstop in their direction.
>>147436256
at work, so can't post from in game. Have this instead
>>147436505
Played with a rank 70 something hanzo earlier that was an absolute beast
Too bad he was a massive faggot
>seagull isn't streaming
>probably out enjoying himself like a rich chad
>>147435817
Friend Mercy
Sex Pharah
Wifey Tracer
>>147436451
>Tfw gotta work wageslave job on freedom day
>playing competetive anubis, defending
>play symmetra and lock down left part of chokepoint
>enemy zarya starts pushing through completely alone through the right side
>go to kill her with teammate
>he suddenly decides it's time to leave
>zarya almost dead but shifts attention to me and kills me
>"omg symmetra why do you push"
>try to explain my reason
>"you dont know how to play symmetra, dont push when defending"
>next 20 minutes is 5 man debate about who is the best on the team
>different people call for ults causing more debate
>ends with genji/mcree main getting buttflustered
>get 4 gold
There is nothing worse than a try hard team that dont know what they are talking about.
>>147436594
I'm sorry anon, but you should've accepted the NEET life
do you get bonus xp if you do the weekly brawl?
>>147436324
>bastion
greatly reduce the weapon spread growth on his recon-mode rifle so he can effectively plink people. As of now the spread growth fucks his recon-mode gun.
>mei
Ice wall now slows enemies near it.
>D.va
She now gains ult charge from attacks she blocks with her shield.
>zenyatta
his focus attack will now store it's charge if you fully charge it.
>mcree
slight increase to primary rate of fire.
>>147436129
what are you playing that you're carrying so hard at that level
>>147436589
>seagull isn't streaming
>moonmoon isn't straeming even though he's my last choice
>ng isn't streaming
>today is ster's day off
reeeeeeeeeee
I hate this game, my whole team quit on me and if i quit I will get suspended from playing, I have to sit in my spawn for 6 minutes kill me
>>147436527
alright gonna watch this later thanks man
>>147436324
>Mei
Ice block cannot contest the point
3 second cooldown on Icewall after exiting ice block
Remember, if you're sub-60, you're sub-human
>>147436589
it's literally impossible for a ginger to be a chad
SPUHEEEEEEEEED BOOOST
>>147436841
Unranked here, you'll never know now!
>>147436865
Whoa there!
>>147436841
this
>>147436594
>not getting paid holidays off
If you're gonna be a wage cuck ya gotta be a smart wage cuck
I wanted to share this with you guys:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7u70WPofbB1OFQyaUJYaXNfTEE
This is my Overwatch folder. It's got a shit load of Mercy pics in it, and it also has LEWDS in it.
Fair warning, there's also some Shadman in here.
But I mean, we're talking well over 200 Mercy pics because she is mai waifu.
The girls are in the Cute Pics folder. Everything else just goes into the main folder.
It updates live as I collect pics.
Enjoy.
>>147436589
>>147436738
crisis averted he's started!
>>147436842
google Carson Wentz
>>147436992
Now I don't have to be miserable in rank 60s solo queue.
i think this was the round i realized i finally got good at genji
this should be everyone's favorite hero
>want to play competitive but ranking gain/loss is fucked and ill just end up deranking because maintaining 80% win rate solo queue is impossible
>also dont want to deal with bullshit coin flip
>have to wait for months until things get fixed next season
FUCK
>>147436974
Not him, but my current place of work is going to cuck me in two weeks, so I have 2 weeks to find a new job. Fuck off you aren't expecting me to work 60 hours while putting me on Salary. I take the overtime for a reason you jackass
Also, Tracer is best girl
>>147435817
Friend tracer
sex mercy
wife phara
>>147435817
kill pharah
sex tracer
waifu mercy
>>147436841
smdh senpai u casuals make me laff 100 100
Not top 500 in world, then don't even bother playing.
It's a shame ranked isn't even worth playing with how bad it is
so many issues
>>147437125
Everyone quits too, I constantly lose and all I want is points, it's a huge waste of time, I'm always getting my asshole rammed playing solo
>>147437098
But I'm too retarded to play genji.
>>147437098
how do i get good too
>>147437098
He is my favorite. Shame I'm shit at him
>>147437242
I enjoy ranked matches more than quick play, but man seeing my rank go down while I maintain a 50%+ win rate is jarring
>>147436791
Note that the guy is talking from the beta, the thing about the Discord Orb you can remove it from you with a barrier.
Have I just gotten shittier or is it way more difficult to use Mercy now?
>>147437351
the former
>>147436256
I fucking wish Bastion was a viable option in competitive. He gets pooped on real hard by solder 76, pharah, and junkrat. I'll probably start playing more zenyatta now.
>>147437351
People are actually trying to kill you now.
I'm one of them.
This one's for you.
>>147437351
Blizz broke her beam because they are incompetent. I don't even know how shit like that happens when there weren't any changes to her in the first place.
>>147437098
sorry but i'm not autistic
>>147437098
tfw gud
>>147437098
>Tfw career Genji
>He's not as fun as he used to be anymore now that I play a lot of different roles/heroes
>>147437448
I feel like every time a Junkrat uses their wheel of fortune, I just happen to be 10 feet away from them
>>147437290
I luv it.
wtf is with all these useless people in competitive ive lost 3 games in a row im losing my fucking mind here.
>ignoring payload
>not contesting point
>constantly switching heroes
>running in on their own instead of a group
>choosing fucking hanzo
sudden death is absolutely the worst mechanic i've ever encountered in a competitive mode in any video game ever
it's honestly hard for me to imagine how somebody could've came up with this and decided it's a good idea
>>147437643
>>147437098
glad to see you kids trying your best to be like your role model, keep working at it
Wait you can stack heroes in comp?
Lel
>>147437643
>>147437643
>>147437594
The people in quick play that complained about having a useless team all flocked to competitive thinking they were finally free from useless teammates. You're playing with the same people, they never left and never will
>>147437594
>me ooga team booga
>>147437643
>>147437704
>greater than 100%
how?
>sudden death
>constantly have to requeue cause people leave in setup where it's safe to quit
>if someone on your team quits 5 secs into the match you still get a loss
>if an enemy quits 5 secs before the game is over you get a sliver of MMR for a hard fought victory
>ugly ass golden weapon skins as rewards
LOL
>>147437597
It is staggering how people realised within days of the game being released that Sudden Death was just straight up broken for the defenders (ignoring the fact that there was a fucking beta), yet Blizzard failed to realise it during years of development.
Would you play with me?
>>147437098
I really hope the "Genji sucks" meme dies soon. He's such a great hero once you know how to play him properly. Too bad the same can't be said about his brother.
I hope blizzard doesn't put any more control heroes in overwatch as they are no fun to play against. Mei and Mccree are fucking cancer with freeze/stun. I dont mind ultimates with stuns as you cant spam them but being frozen and not being able to get out is lame.
>>147437749
Thankfully this meme will never be true
or funny
or not a cancerous blizzdrone defense
>>147437594
But dude, Overwatch is literally all about hero switching xD
>join game
>Welcome to Volskaya Industries
>immediately leave
>>147437826
fifty five rank torb player here.
I would, you probably wouldn't play with me though.
>>147436986
Based as fuck
>>147437826
win percentage doesn't tell as much as play%, so no.
>>147435751
You know, this pasta is stale as fuck but I'd rather have you doturds than lolbabbs to be honest
>its a torb ults everytime you get his turret low episode
>>147437125
>inb4 it doesnt get fixed next season
>have to wait several more months for the season after for changes
>>147437826
>Mei
no
>>147437704muda
>>147437970
>it's a torb ults as soon as you sticky his turret episode
>>147437854
>Cancerous blizzdrone defense
>Literally dunning-krugger and has been a meme since dota 1
yeah anon ur the best it's your bad teams holding you back you'd be rank 100 in no time
>>147437854
Of course. You denial is too strong.
>>147437795
Its pretty stupid
>>147437826
>Tracer
fuck no, you're cancer of the worst kind
>Players in competitive are noticeably worse than players in quick play
It's fucking hilarious yet unsurprising that this happened.
>>147437826
>playing competitive right now
no, you must have brain damage to play such a garbage
>Lijiang tower
>We already have a Lucio
>Team got shit on in round 1
>Mercy says we need more damage
>Refuses to switch
Overtards which hero do you masturbate to the most?
>>147437826
>21 wins
>70
come back when you reached your actual rank
>>147438280
D.Va.
>>147438280
your mom
it's a roadhog skin
>>147438072
You seem to believe in the fallacy that the only possible thought process is that you're so much better than everyone on your team, rather than wishing for your teammates to not instapick classes with a stern refusal to change or have any form of co-operation. I lose games with randoms that aren't blithering retards. those games are fine. When I join a game and see attack torbs and Widowmakers trying to snipe from our spawn, It's annoying. There is no reason for me to have FIVE gold medals as Mercy.
>>147438090
>le aint just a river in egypt xD
>hanamura
>defend
>your team waits by their door instead of at the chokepoint
>>147438280
Widow
How accurate is this site? Are results inaccurate because it only takes into account users who use the website?
>>147437826
>21 wins
>that level
Go play 50 games with people at that level and then let us know what rank you are, if you're still 70+ then great, but getting good placements is literally luck of the draw.
>100 gold away from 1k to buy the Pharah skin
>my crate had all dupes
>still not enough gold
Thanks...
>>147438280
Buff in this order
-Dva
-Zenyatta
Rework
-Mei
-Hanzo
Nerf
-Mercy ult only
We can all agree on this right?
>>147438280
>tfw it's impossible to make 5 clones of yourself
gosu tournaments would exist just as a reminder I'm better than everyone every week
>>147437809
Probably because most of their budget was spent on marketing
>>147438450
Then and only then could the game remain incredibly unbalanced
>>147438409
>that average healing
>that average objective time
>that average damage
The site is accurate but stop playing in stacks shitter.
>>147436986
Thanks anon. I recognized a fair number, but there were some pics I didn't have yet.
>>147438280
So much mercy SFM
>>147438365
But I play attack torb and it's pretty good.
I think you should have more faith in your team.
Also everyone has bad games, the fact you think that you're the only person who has people locking in widows and hanzos enough that it heavily affects their rank is stupid.
>get ranked at 55
>win first game and go up to 56
>20 games later
>rank 55
>>147437795
Competitive in OW is the worst comp mode I've seen in any game in 5+ years
The rank system is working fine. If you're losing ranks, you deserve it. You're just a bad player.
>>147438280
Widow because you sick fucks are constantly posting her lips and it's not like I can just NOT fap after seeing them.
>>147437448
>the tire
oh please, that scared people at the start, now they just shoot that little wheel down
>>147438280
I'm not a degenerate
>>147438642
>50% win rate
>deserve to derank
u are fuken dumb
>>147438556
As of right now there is never a logical spot for a D va/Zen/Mei/Hanzo to be on your team
>>147438573
>The site is accurate but stop playing in stacks shitter.
I play with one person, they aren't even that great. I just only pick Lucio on koth.
>>147438280
I've never fapped to any Overwatch character but I do occasionally save the qt/lewd images.
>>147438615
55-60 is purgatory
>>147438280
Junkrat
>>147438450
>buff Zenyatta
He doesn't fucking need a buff
>nerf Mercy ult
This I agree with, there needs to be SOME kind of change because this shit is fucking stupid the way it is now.
>>147437783
Sudoku I assume
>>147438662
Usually I just climb tall buildings with it and drop it on people from behind them,
>>147438731
>play like shit
>therefore get less points for win
>lose more because you're losing games the system thinks you should win
Working. As. Intended.
It's a skill ranking, not a grind. You can't just play your way out of being shit, you need to train.
>>147435817
Sex all of them, including the child and the fat one
>>147438865
based
>>147438615
I ranked 54 and I've just been fluctuating between 53-54 for the past few days, I don't think I'm gonna make it.
>>147438743
D.va is good if the enemy team has a lot of heroes with great mobility like genji or soldier 76. She just gets locked out by junkrat and other tanks hard.
>>147438990
lol what
she gets shit on by literally everyone in the game
Who has the highest comp wins in this thread? How close are people to gold guns? Also why is your first gold gun going to be hanzos bow or windowmakers rifle?
>>147436809
>Nerfing one of the worst heroes
Anon what the fuck
I want them to add more voice lines and emotes
Do you think they will
>>147436589
>watching normie streamers
hey guys, does anyone have autism like me and likes to imagine what kind of characters/maps blizz would include into the game?
my own personal wants:
1. some zulu cyber-nigger who throws spears and shoots poison darts
2. cyborg spartan warrior from greece, sword and shield. spartan kick ulti? xd
3. some steampunk guy with rifle
4. average joe with shotgun and kick, maybe grenades too
5. native american guy with tomahawk and spirit shit
maps
i want some wilderness maps lolz
and ofc blackhand skin for reinhardt
>>147438418
It better fucking be Jackal or Mechaqueen.
>>147438379
is this bait? the door is the chokepoint
>>147436809
>Heavily nerfing one of the worst heroes in the game
What the fuck anon git gud.
First competitive match of the day 3 people instalocked genji, thought we were gonna lose automatically until i saw that the enemy team had 5 bastions on dorado and got the ever living metal ass kicked in by the three said genji players and one of them got a quad kill when the bastions sat in a perfect row to die to deflect from one genji that got play of the game.
What the fuck did i just witness? Raiden, Jetstream Sam and Strider Hiryu jumping into overwatch?
>>147439092
Yes
More money for lootboxes
It's literally how they make money right now
>>147439105
I just realized every map in the game is set in an urban environment
wtf blizzard
>>147438612
>But I play attack torb and it's pretty good
you're in a rare minority. the vast majority of attack torbs place a turret outside of the spawn door or point blank LMB tank stomachs
>I think you should have more faith in your team
I don't just jump to a fuck it class. I assess what the team needs and pick based on that. the only problem is when we have no tank, minuscule DPS, and no healer.
>Also everyone has bad games
I know, they just often have their bad games because poor team comps and minimal co-ordination.
>The fact you think
baseless assumption, as I'm not the only person in this thread that has addressed it.
>people locking in widows and hanzos
Having one is fine. Having both, while having a poor comp around them is not good. I can't put 5 stubborn sallies on my back, I'm not a miracle worker
>>147439092
Voice lines without a doubt will get added, dunno about emotes. I just want to see the new skins that Blizzard has already mentioned are coming this summer.
>do my first competitive
>win, lose, lose, lose, win, win, lose, win, win, lose
>49
>>147438280
Soldier
>>147439202
Once every blue moon there will be that one genji player that turns out to be an amazing genji
I want to marry Hana
>>147439089
>>147439196
>low tier characters cannot have broken elements to their game
This is you, and it is factually impossible. See: Fighting games, Mobas, Strategy games, and literally every other kind of game that has ever existed
>>147439330
>lose, lose, win, lose,lose,lose,lose,lose
am I bad as cancer or its the fact that I pug
>>147439312
>Voice lines without a doubt will get added
Wouldn't be so sure, that's the most expensive one to add.
>>147439425
>character sucks
>LETS MAKE THEM WORSE BECAUSE THEY SHIT ON ME AT THE ONLY THING THEY ARE GOOD AT
This is you, and you're retarded.
Are there people out there who have trouble aiming with tracer? I keep hearing that she's 'hard to aim'
>>147439420
not real
>>147439425
incorrect* not impossible. can't wait for people to single out a single typo rather than the central point.
>>147439420
her tits aren't that big.
>>147438280
Zenyatta
>clank clank clank
McCree
McCree is a cool cat and he knows how to shoot like clint eastwood, bullets always pierce barriers, shields and other cunt magic including deflect. Also he had a sorcerer enchant his robot arm, so that even if he dies, he can still shoot. Fanning the hammer also marks a unit to be hit by the touch of god, McCree invented a giant robotic buddha that is 3x the size of earth and will poke anyone hit by fan the hammer.
>>147439460
Blizzard match making its ultra cancer
>>147439493
I recall some being added between the closed and open betas, so I think it's more likely than we'd think.
>>147439257
that's because every continent isn't a shithole besides south america because people like lucio chimped out at the red cross aide and other humanitarian organizations that came to clean up the favelas.
and it would be racist to have ANOTHER favela based map in a video game.
>>147439124
Raptorian
>>147439559
t. 20 Mei main
>>147439559
>nice, u sound like a kid
I never said characters sucke
>>147439092
I want them to add additional submenus so you could use all available emotes and lines in the game.
Overtards why do you not have a cute buttslut four legged deer whore in your video game?
What you don't even have a huge domineering big dicked centaur?
Wow does your game have anything good in it at all?
>waaaah nerf Mercy!
Stop being bad kids. In every game in which a healing class is available, it must ALWAYS be the number 1 priority. Day after day I see shitters whining in these threads "WAAAAH WE KILLED THE WHOLE TEAM AND MERCY JUST CAME IN AND REZZED THEM ALL AND WE LOST BLIZZ PLEASE NERF!"
Clearly you didnt kill the whole team if Mercy was there to rez everyone did you? No sympathy for those who don't understand the very basic concept of healer must die first, always.
top-500 icon fixed?
>>147439257
game is based on titan so they used all cities
>>147439696
STOP THIS
>>147437836
>Genji sucks
Who the fuck says that? Character is dumb problem are bad players instalocking him
>>147439460
Either you are bad or you play a hero which cannot carry, like support.
Pug is always cancer though.
how do we fix competitive owerwatch?inb4 kys yourself
>Play Solo
Win Win WIn Win Win
>Play with one friend
>Win Win Lose Win Win
>Play with two friends
>Win Lose Lose Lose Win
>Play with 3 + friends
>Lose Lose Lose Lose Lose
>Everyone of those friends has a 70% Winrate, while I have a 68% winrate
>>147438409
Its accurate, but it and others only pull stats from people that were searched - not all people are listed - and it will count someone with like 1 game played and 100 elims as the 99th percentile instead of requiring say 20 games played for avgs/ignoring statistically irrelevant data. Like I have 13 games on lucio and almost identical stats to your nearly 100 games played, yet am rated in the 90th percentile in everything.
>>147439735
I main torb tho.
Please ignore my other KDA's I let my little brother play on my account.
>>147439743
Yeah but Mei is already a pretty low tier character and pretty much the only really worthwhile things she brings to the table is her point contesting through ice block and ice wall.
Remove that and she'll be zenyatta tier of unplayable.
>>147438280
He's so moe. I want to corrupt him.
>>147439876
Just do what I do and play quick play.
Maybe one day comp will be worth it, but that day is not today
>>147439762
>Coordinate ults to kill 5 of their team
>Mercy flies out of spawn and presses Q
>Die as is expected
>Respawn and start to get behind them
>Mercy presses Q again
>WAAAAH SHES BALANCED WAAAAH
>anubis defense
>mcree,genji,tracer,widow,s76 instalock
>>147438224
>asking support to switch
She's right
>>147439876
No hero stacking.
>>147439125
I mean the door to their spawn.
>>147439898
>I said anything about a character
fuck u kids, Im out u are so cofusing
>>147437098
>>147437836
i'm glad that genji is getting some respect! if you are a good player, genji will be a monster in your hands with some practice!
>>147439837
when you want to play a role as highly contested as DPS, you don't really have a choice other than picking quickly and hoping that people will respect your decision. if i waited to fill i would be forced to play tank or support 100% of the time, and i'm not as good at those roles as i am at genji, soldier 76, reaper, etc.
>rank 54
>have decent, even games, even though I kind of excel and stomp with certain heroes
>lose rank even though its 50/50
>games become even worse
>play zenyatta, get 5 golds
>impossible to carry to due roadhogs and zaryas
I'm not even mad, it's just... pointless, not any enjoyment in constant one sided matches. I've legitimately managed to get 3-4 golds every game regardless of role. I'm rank 48 now.
>>147440028
>Team of 6 Mercy
>Everybody is right and shouldn't switch
>We lose in 3 minutes on King's Road defense
>>147440016
>coordinate ults to kill 5 people while being fully aware that there is still a Mercy which can negate all of it
>"Wow, why did she negate all of it?"
>>147438612
>So much mercy SFM
That best be Pharah x Mercy SFM and you best be a girl.Mercy is too pure for filthy boys to be doing things over her
Friendly reminder that this is a professional Overwatch player named EnvyUs.Taimou playing in an Overwatch tournnament
>>147440134
all things in moderate sans Mercy sitting on my face
>>147440152
Final point of Gibraltar, aka 12 steps and a revive. She just respawned when we started popping, and got a second ult <20 seconds later
>>147440203
blizzard stated officially that this is a spectator bug faggot
>>147440132
>Play the placements matches
>Rank 52
>Lose games due to Sudden deaths attacking with defense team stacking bastion and reinhardt
>>147439762
Oh yes let me just kill that Mercy flying out of spawn within the .5 second it takes for her to revive her entire team, god what a fun hero to play against. Keep it up, Blizzard!
I hope they eventually do holiday skins, because I'd kill for a Santa skin for Roadhog with a candy cane hook and elf Junkrat with present box mines
>>147440286
Where did they state that? Drop a link my buddy.
>>147440286
>Blizzard covering up the fact that pro players cheat
why am I not surprised
>>147440183
I hate u but I must agree
>>147437836
>Hanzo
>bad
I really don't get how he's bad. Scatter shot is a guaranteed kill on cooldown. if you can aim it, you can easily plick off people behind reinhardts shield and walls and get a 20s ult early in the game. What's more is his janky as shit hitbox makes landing headshots easy, and his non-charged shots can still deal damage and have a high ROF for finishing off a low hp tracer / genji you've already maimed.
I never play hanzo on defense, but being able to shoot around corners and have a wallhack for chokes is awesome.
>>147440152
Exactly, these mooks just don't get it. And the instantaneous Mercy flying right to the frontline is hyperbole.
>>147440349
Imagine the Halloween skins
>>147440349
>elf Junkrat with present box mines
>>147440402
this, hanzo is amazing, the only thing holding him back is that widowmaker is hitscan and he isn't which in the past has made him completely irrelevant. but now that might not be the case. even pro teams are picking him more often now.
>>147440152
>hurf durf
>kill her
>she respawns and flies to a dead corpse
>revive through walls
>dont use ults
>dont team kill
>lose
her ult charge is broken as fuck
>>147439876
Remove stacking, make personal performance affect rank gain/loss more than currently.
>>147437836
hanzo is op as shit
>>147440183
>Pure
>30+ year old women
>>147440435
that isn't hyperbole at all
even worse she can rez through walls. how the fuck are you going to stop a thing like that?
>Lijiang Tower
>they have a Roadhog
>Mercy literally gets her ult 10 or so seconds into the game, no fucking joke
In what twisted universe is this considered balanced
I've never seen something this fucking stupid in my entire life
>>147440440
>>147440349
>Not even mentioning the Ornament grenades, or Tracer's Gingerbread bombs
>increased movespeed while firing
>increased duration on defense matrix
>ultimate detonation timer reduced by half a second
Too over the top?
>>147439876
Make KOTH best out of 3.
Replace sudden death with stop watch.
Fix the bug where you still get punished after reconnecting no matter if you win or lose.
Reduce the punishment for a team if someone drops from the game and they lose - exception are those people who were in a group with the guy when they joined the game.
Fix this shit where the enemy can deny you your reward by dropping from the game shortly before you win.
Fix the algorithm for the placement matches. You are just frustrating people if it is doing such a shitty job that they end up 10 ranks higher than they should have and then keep getting loss after loss.
Change the queuing system for pubs and groups - a team of 5+ people in a group can only be matched against a team with at least 3 people in a group.
Generally make it feel more rewarding. Even if the end-bonus of points you get for your rank turn out to be high, then reduce that bonus and shift it to the matches instead. Playing 30 minutes KOTH for one point (if at all) and reduced exp compared to QM sucks
>>147440516
People do have a habit of actually killing Mercy 'too early' especially in pubs where the teams aren't as coordinated to wipe the other team in time
>>147440537
Personal performance is horrible metric. I can stand full screen away spamming at reinhardt shield to get max dmg and winging people as my team goes into die just for the elim medals as soldier or pharah with little risk to myself and blame team for losing when i dont do anything to win.
Hooly dooly
>>147440582
What I think is more ridiculous is the time on Anubis I had 14k healing and got outhealed by a Roadhog who had 22k. He spent most of the game getting shot by Widow, stepping into cover, and huffing gas
Tbh Im glad they nerfed Fan
Flashbang into headshot is one of the most satisfying ways to kill in the game
>>147440586
D.va is pure, delet this
>>147440623
>kill her too early
>she comes back and rezzes everyone
>kill her too late
>she rezzes two+ people or at worst everyone
there is no winning
if even pro teams with perfect coordination can't stop mercy rezzes, why the fuck do you think you can do it in a pub with no team coordination?
>>147440435
It's not hyperbole, I've seen a bunch of Mercys do it.
It always ends in their death and quick obliteration of her own team though. Only really useful when you want to push those last 2m of the payload
>>147435817
I don't even want to marry nor fuck nor be friends with a sandnigger
I'd fuck and marry both Tracer and Mercy
>>147440690
STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
>>147440439
Junkrat like pic related, since he's also a lanky ass motherfucker.
And roadhog as mr oogie boogie.
>>147440586
All of these + Defense Matrix grants ult charge
And she might be good
>15 seconds in
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>147440263
>12 steps
lmao just take a couple steps forward and revive from inside of spawn
>>147440286
Kek, did they really say that? It is 100% obvious that it is an aimbot trying to target that Lucio while Taimou is trying to go for the Mercy kill.
>>147439965
>he's so moe
>I want to protect him
he's a maniac who has an OCD to blow stuff up
he kills people; he hates omnics
his hair is on fire
why do people love him so much
he's horribleI'm in love
