Last time on /ss13g/
>Duny taking credit for the fireplace
>blood transfusions still useless
>hard drugs in the cryo mix
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
First for traps and boipussy!
>>130397024
Niggly pls
Reminder that a good waifu is also good at their job
Don't get a shitty waifu
reminder that elim actually made the fireplace and the campfire sprites and that anon last thread was retarded
>>130397608
Elim made the ORIGINAL sprites
Deity created improved sprites that make the fireplace not look like a wall painting
>>130396764
>obtain firebird from dead wizard
>decide to take it for a spin to the AI's satellite to subvert it
>trapped in black void and admins refuse to help me
t-thanks
>>130397806
>subverting the ai
you deserved it
This happened.
>"/tg/station is an example of a medium-rp server"
t. Reddit
>Try to use emag on communication console to maybe start a Syndicate even by telling them to BLOW IT ALL UP
>Nothing
>Die in Failed plasma fire because I left my crowbar in my backpack and emag doesnt od shit to firelocks
>now brute damage of 15+ prevents bones from being fixed
When will this end.
>when you accidentally picked up a furry roleplay autism simulator for the gameplay
>>130398007
>t.
What the fuck is this?
>>130397791
yeah, that was my entire point
>>130398043
>>130398098
Hi newfag
>play cultist
>before me and the rest of my crew can do anything, the shuttle is called
>get a sword
>hide in shuttle
>kill everybody that passes
Feels good
>>130398007
>"medium-rp is fun, you shitterlord"
t. Reddit
>>130398095
>wizard summons guns
>flood the station with n2o to knock out the tator crew
>everyone immediately calls malf
>everyone goes insane with valid fever
>captain kills the wizard and takes the teleport scroll
>he doesn't subvert me
>he doesn't card me
>he just ions me
it ain't easy being blue.
>>130398169
I see it all the time since the we wuz kings shit started.
>accidentally ready up for a round i don't want to play
>mechanic
>guns everywhere
>take my gun and run into medbay to show them that suit sensors don't save lives
>gun in mouth pull the trig
>rail goes all sjw on my ass and saves my life anyway
>lay in medbay until N20 comes
>run into security with the hopes that i'll get lethal injection'd
>after being told to "not resist" and promptly tasered like any good ferguson cop would do I get taken up into the execution chamber
>Warden fumbles around trying to figure how to electrocute me
>Nothing works
>We go into the target practice area so they can try and rig me up onto a target
>tell them to let me go so I can run around trying to dodge shots
>die in 5 seconds
>"I bet he'll think that was a boring death"it was
>try to give me a space funeral
>don't even hold any sort of ceremony, just an attempt made to shoot my ass out into space
>a coffin is place conveniently at escape and my body is put in
>warden pushes my body two tiles outside of escape and leaves me there
>decide to start spookin' Zach because its the new meme
>cultists make me into a visible ghost
>go immediately to security and spook the shit out of the Cap, Warden and HoS
>spook out Rail and other Vox birds
>Kayahi beats the shit out of himself for the sole reason of trying to get it so that I can write in blood
>"why did I do this on the shuttle"
How does writing in blood even fucking work desu?
who the fuck sabotaged toxins storage
>>130398095
nigger
>>130398192
Clown here, I wish you would have let me get on, I was about to explode anyway.
>>130398043
hi OyVey
>>130398315
Needs to be a cult round and there needs to be a certain amount of cultists converted, then you can write in blood.
>>130398315
I think you can only do it when narsy is loose
>>130398486
>>130398043
>>130398095
sleep tight little voxxer
>>130398315
Writing in blood is only a cultist thing and it doesnt work. Or maybe its for runes i dont fucking know. Alsotheres no wire under the chair in the execution chamber which is why no electric chairs work
Lifeweb party is still up
Forums at http://goodboys.club/ , join the party by clicking the "Server 1:party" buttons on the top.
If your account is made in 2015/2016 you MIGHT not be able to use server 1 and 2
>>130398564
>Tried playing it off that he was just joking in deadchat so people would stop making fun of him
He's truly pathetic.
>>130398029
Can you tell me what bone that was and exactly how much damage it had?
>>130398253
Next time don't be a validhunting shitlord maybe?
>>130398680
Fuck. I always assumed that it was just bugged.
Not that a lethal injection (followed by cremation if possibly changeling) isn't the most efficient way to remove syndi-cake.
>>130398989
Left hand, 19 brute damage. I can understand its easier to break that bone, but cmon, I'd like to be able to patch some stuff before reviving some one.
>>130398098
Reddit please leave
>Wind pushes you into a wall
>Proceed to go into crit
Why is this a thing?
>>130399105
I'll check that tomorrow, I am fairly sure it's meant to only do it at 30+ damage. The reason for that message is that before the hand would immediately break after being fixed.
>>130398315
Sorry Grubba. I really wish you could trap visible ghosts or manifested ones into soulstones so you could put them back in the game.
>>130397086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ
>>130399246
Because having a flow of air so hard it sends you head-first into a wall would most likely total you in real life
>>130398531
>>130398680
>Cultists are so shit that people don't know that you can write in blood/think you can only write in blood when Nar-Sie is already loose
>>130399475
You can write without nar-sie loose, I've done it before.
>>130399391
God I hate all these crime shows talking about internet shit
Who writes this shit?
>>130399470
And just mere seconds in a vacuum would cause your body to horrifically deflate and kill you. Yet you can last a minute or two in SS13.
>>130399616
not him but he's saying people who think u have to summon nar-sie for writing in blood are retarded
>>130399773
ease up there Dobson
>>130399616
>People are so shit at reading that they think I'm disagreeing with them
>>130399626SPEED WEEDDICK WOLF
>>130399904
I need to go to bed.
>tfw you start liking hearing people referring to you as "she"
>>130399897
Upon exposure to a space vacuum, the nitrogen within your blood stream will concentrate and then expand, ultimately causing your skin to inflate itself to twice your size.
>>130400474
Fuck of Rail
>>130399909
>used to play a flash mmo called realm of the mad god
>one of the new low-level dungeons had minions that dropped a plant that gave you the "speedy" effect which multiplied your speed stat by like 2.5 for 10 seconds
>literally everyone calling it speed weed on the first day
>speed weed dealers gouging prices because rushing through dungeons to fight the boss is popular
Thanks CSI.
>>130400654
All those waifus characters online and you choose the dumb smelly bird?
You must really like birds.
>>130398253
sauce
>>130400856
>realm of the mad god
THAT FUCKING GAME
>max spd
>max def
>had hacks so i shouldn't die
>DIE ANYWAY
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>130401442
>so fucking bad even hacks can't save you
wew
>>130401442
>hackers godmoding on top of skull shrines
>TP to him
>die
>he apologizes and gears me up better than before
I miss being kinda well known in that game, but oh well.
Used to only listen to this while playing, it made the game absolutely terrifying in lowpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLL_iunwPL4
but now listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZiSPYWgd5E
Totally changes the mood of the game
FTL's soundtrack fits well too.
>>130402068
If you are going to listen to literal mall music, you might as well just listen to Vapor Wave or Mall Soft.
>>130402247
If you are just listening and not watching you have totally missed the point of vaporwave
>tfw all you listen to is video game music
>>130398095
Sleep Tight Little Voxxer
Who is the Donald Trump of the admin team?
>>130403262
Mrpain
>>130399067
>literally the only being on the station that isn't trying to kill everything else
>validhunting
This thread gives me so much mileage out of this picture.
>>130403279
Cpt_Wad he's fucking retarded
>>130401292http://darkcloak.deviantart.com/art/DF-Adventurers-293011250
It's actually pretty good for being DeviantAut-ism.
>>130403593
what did I do
>>130403385
>valids are only for killing u guys
Weird that secborgs live in a state of constant validhunting then, huh?
>>130403868
>wahh wahh, im an unrobust player that still has antag roles on! nobody should ever try to stop antags from fucking up the station because thats bad and powergaming!
shut up gay baby
>>130404043
>scenario in reply chain was about people who literally git made antag even without having preffs on
Rolf
>>130404117
>just ask admins to remove you from the round if you're that much of a baby
>>130404159
>scenario in reply chain involved AI n2o flodding entire room
Rolf
>>130404043
You are aware you don't even need to be an antag for people to try to get their valids on you, right?
Just bring bear a monkeyman can lead borgs into hounding you constantly because you MIGHT be a changeling.
>>130404494
Being near*
>>130404294
>gasmask
>remove n2o atmos pump
you are literally the biggest crybaby
>>130403868
>this person is devoted to keeping me from doing one thing, so I'm going to arbitrarily claim that they are incapable of anything but doing an unrelated and frowned upon action because it makes me look like the victim to anyone who doesn't know what happened
Literally kill yourself, you actual feminazi.
>>130404665
>preventing harm
>catching antags
>unrelated
???
>>130404763
M-M--M-M-M-M--M-M-M-MUH POTENT HAMS!!!!!!!!!!
>those furry vox who always static and act like best friends every round
SCUM
>>130404879
Jealousy
>>130404965
>tfw your only friends will ever are bird ERPers on a 4chan roleplaying game
>>130404965
No, they're fucking shit, I agree with him
>tfw you constantly listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8 in any circumstance in this game
>>130405009
ss13 is a meme game in an anime engine, get it right please
>>130404879
Only Kayahi.
>>130405009
Not even one them, friend, just wanted to see if I could get you madder.
>>130404879
Oyvey, please calm down.
>>130405452
REMEMBER THE SHOAL
>>130405501
OVER 5 MILLION, HYUMAHN
>>130405452
wasn't me that time, i don't hate certain vox for certain reasons, i hate all vox unequivocally
I WANT RAIL TO SIT ON MY LAP AS WE WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER
>>130406397
Suit would get in the way
>tfw no qt vox gf to take to the cinemas and hold hands with during a movie
>changeling mime
>can't communicate with others
>share a meal with a changeling while stroking each other probiscus
>>130406856
G A Y
>>130396764
why don't /vg/ borgs have hotkeys to directly select their modules like on /tg/? (hit 1 for your first module for example)
>roam around as engineer
>build a secret lair
>go to R&D, burn it and steal shit
>stand in hallway outside R&D
>smoke space cigarette
>"Blorgle"
Such is live as a Grey.
>Cant even figure out how to rename a fucking borg
I shall now sudoku myself to sleep now, goodnight /vg/ station.
>>130404879
But Vox are literally not furry.
>>130406662
Easy fix. We'll just fill the place with gasses she can breath and I'll keep an oxygen tank next to me and use a mask like a cripple so she can wear a cute sundress.
>>130407782
You literally don't get what he means by that.
>>130407782
furry is just a term for anyone that has an anthropomorphic avatar, like those dragonfuckers for example
>>130407740
middle mouse button to cycle your slots, it's the easiest shit in the worldhumans too
>Become a Byond member to remove adds.
Because it turns out that the only people that know what a malfunctioning ai is besides the chemist and engis, lets do this.
If you find out that its malf, you immediately get thermite and get into the captains office to break in through where the coffee machines are, from there you pray that either you have a gun or the captain isnt a dipshit and has a gun instead of running away because he was scared.
Once you thermite weld the wall open, you proceed to shoot down the turrets so that you can get in and fuck up the ai core. And whatever retard fucking blew up the trash can fuck you, you let the borg in you fucking retard god damn, bombs dont blow up reinforced walls.
>>130407853that's scaly, you retard
Did no one read that post before about milf combat?
We could have saved so much hassle from that round but instead everyone just sat around listen to everyone talk about plasma floods while saying "Well there is no plasma flood in my room right now, so everything must be fine."
>>130407890
low quality memeing
>>130407834
I literally get it full well. This is literally the easiest way to get (you)s.
>>130407884
But I blew up the trashcan. Also, the HoP was the one who found out by a complete fucking stroke of luck, being apparently the only person outside of the occasional warden that uses security cameras.
>>130407928
Pretending to be retarded is a shameful means to the (You) end.
>that malf
>was too busy sperging out at its single borg to stop people
>gets its borg killed in a plasmafire
>forgets to make turrets lethal
>gets rekt by a pair of atmos techs with an axe
>>130407884
>Not just heading into a dorm room/xenobiocell and telling the AI you surrender
>>130407884
>throwing self into the core without even disabling distro
Enjoy you're plasmafludd and shunt lol
>>130407740
We can add it but what about help/harm intent that uses those as hotkeys
>>130407861
But I'm a filthy lazy casual I dont like having to middle click twice to get to module 3.
>>130407994
But it's so effective.
>>130408035
Borgs have only 2 states: Help and Harm.
on /tg/ I believe the 4 key cycles between those.
>>130407910
What post?
Link please?
>>130408125
Hm I think here the f key cycles between those should it should be fine
Can you sex a cyborg?
>>130408563
Cyborg is not for sex
>>130408637
Then why is booty?
>>130408710
Is cold metal ass, not for sex.
>firelocks and doorcrushes
A match made in heaven
howe 2 use bolas
>>130408989
throw them, dick
>>130408989
Throw at moving target
Moving target falls and is legcuffed
Retrieve bolas from legcuff slot when the work is done.
>>130409152
it never works unlike floor tiles which have never failed me
>>130409197
>/gsg/ screenshots
Okay
>>130409416
His image was funny, yours isn't
>>130409231
They have to be moving for the bolas to do shit.
>>130409502
You kidding?
That pic of his is a slaughterfest.
>>130408972
What do firelocks have to do with door crushing?
>>130409197
Do they do anything if the guy is standing still?
I chucked em at a sec officer standing there and he just laughed at me.
>>130410094
Consider the layout of the standard box main hallway and the firelocks around it.
>>130410094
firelocks slow you down
>>130410205
Nothing whatsoever.
It's meant for shitters who are running away with handcuffs on.
>>130410354
oh, thanks for the tip.
Goddamnit people here are so much better than on shitty /tg/.
They used to be run by a furry despot who tabled and griefed people all round and de-adminned anyone who disagreed with him.
MrRedditOne isn't much better either, desu
>>130408898
>>130408710
>>130408637
>>130408563
Wouldn't a cyborg have to please you by order of law2? Even by doing a simple seductive dance? Do sexbots happen in the books?
>>130396764
now if only we had a guide to properly countering revolutionaries as a head of staff/secman.
My best strategy so far is raiding cargo and pumping out implants in a mad attempt to figure out whodunnit and kill them.
>>130410865
>Kidnap and implant cargo before the revs get them
>Tell Cargo they get whatever they want and it is open season on anybody that aint them
>Let them sort this mess out themselves
>>130410865
The only real strategy in Revolution is to set up a fucking fortress in Security and basically stock up enough firepower to disintegrate anything coming within sight of the Brig windows
Revolution is by a large stretch the shittiest gamemode still playable on our server, with a small exception for Monkey as it may still be possible in some form, in which case it's Rev without flash or implant protection
>>130410647
Law 2 is a Law 2, just dont expect a happy borg
Is the server lagging like crazy or is that just me?
>>130410473
Speaking of /tg/, panic.
>>130411570
Borgs don't have feelings, Anon, they are ALWAYS happy to carry out your commands
>>130411440
Yeah there's a reason why rev got removed from goon and paradise, it was too shitty even for them.
That being said it's probably the most challenging fights in the game and a true test of robustness if you're sec or one of the heads
I suppose you could just murder anyone flashing people on suspicion that they're rev heads before the revcucks get their shit together and start stockpiling weapons, but the clever fuckers usually have converted 3/4 of the station by then
>>130411672
>Borgs don't have feelings
>they are ALWAYS happy
Which is it?
>>130411651
what happened now?
>>130411795
/tg/ server is down, unconfirmed for how long. Could be forever.
>>130411729
>Happiness is a feeling.
Anon please. Happiness is programmed into all machines. Robotic happiness is simply the machine existing.
>>130411672
>law 2 a borg for sexy times
>its malf
>borg doorcrushes your dick off
>>130411672
>borgs dont have feelings
But they're human brains inside a machine, they should still have feelings as long as it doesnt conflict with their laws.
>>130411941
>hey anon, mind putting your..length into this open door way?
>No! It wont slam shut!
>Whoops!~
>>130412002
borgs totally have feelings.
Please and thank you gets you far in order interperetation.
>>130412131
>have good working relationship with borgs
>they let you do anything
Just don't force them to push their laws and be nice.
>finish cryomix
>round over
REMOVE FUCKING WIZARDS
CAN ANYONE REMEMBER A WIZARD ROUND THAT WASN'T THE EPITOME OF SHIT?
>>130412297
>Be nice to Borgs and the AI
>They go rogue
>Kind enough to toss me into a locked cell while they murder everybody else
Remember to treat silicones like friends
>>130412101
>>130411941
>Borg and AI still TECHNICALLY giving you what you wanted
>>130412510
A lot of these rounds lately just feel like the antags either never make a move or get caught and destroyed almost instantly. That or I'm just never targeted and miss all the crazy happenings.
>>130412943
>Try to run a gimmick and die in 10 seconds to a horde of validboys
>End up just being a stealth fuck as antag now
I'm considering just going on murderspree for the sake of having SOMETHING for someone to be interested in, but I know errybody hates getting killed so eh
>>130412510
Reuben Shafer had a good one. He went around flesh to stoning people and mind swapping them; only to swap back. Everyone ended up with powers and the station was filled with stone and confusion.
Possible I could get some testers for my own private server? Just want to stress test it currently if anyone is willing.
Add me on steam if you want to test it out
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dieretic/
>>130413798
Best way of getting that done is probably going into IRC during more active hours and asking.
>>130414763
Good point, thanks.
>>130412510
That wizard round where he challenged the station to a b-ball match was prettyballer.
>>130416625
We need more duels.
Why I remember one time A Greyshit subverted the AI and took the nuke to the upload. He somehow got the disc and code and threatened to set it off if nobody could beat him in shirtless wrestling. 13 brave recruits went into the upload one at a time to wrestle shitlessly.The greyshirt beat them all up and detonated
>>130407775
Apply pen to the MMI/posibrain, it'll force that name rather than give them the naming option
>>130407775
There's a board you can print out from the exofab specifically for renaming the borg.
>>130396764
hey im new to ss13, know the very minimum basics, what job is really fun to do? ive heard assistant, janitor and even engerneer for starting off, but whats a good fun one?
>>130417298
Everyone has fun doing different things.
Just try out different jobs, see which ones you like.
>>130417298
Cargo, it'll get you introduced to interacting with machines, and general items, as well as what most of the other jobs will be requiring and use
>roundtype wasn't extended, it was just rail sucking off monkeymen all round without antagging
why even turn it on
>Shuttling as soon as xenos show up
Did a single one of you even try fighting or were two xenos just that scary?
>>130417298
Please don't start with engineer, you're ruining everyone's round.
>>130418545
>>130418545
Started out as extended, and Rail was given ling later into the round
>>130418564
I think it was more to the point that it was a 2 hour dedpop shift and people just wanted someone to be an antag or to end the round
>>130418545
>Absolutely nothing is happening for two hours
>That's because the only antag is fucking the bartender in the kitchen/botany.
>>130418634
>we want the antags
>OH SHIT I SEE PURPLE IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE CALL IT MY TOE WAS STUBBED
>>130418680
>Implying
Dude, I watched you breed those aliens about 30 minutes on cameras until I even said something.
>>130418680
proper antags. Not a pair of xenos that weren't even intending on antaging
Think my next gimmick will be to send the shards oxy plasma to the TEG burn chamber via waste distro thus ensuring perpetual power
>>130419698
Simply hooking the TEG burn chamber up to the gas miners ensures perpetual power.
if a vent/scrubber is welded, does it no longer function?
Nothing happens when I click setup character. Have I done something wrong?
>>130420381
It no longer emits/takes in gases, yes.
It's not broken though, unwelding it will let it continue working.
>>130420681
Try waiting a few minutes because Byond is shit.
Try disconnecting and reconnecting because Byond is shit.
>That high school philosophy from the ai
What the fuck.
>>130420681
It might take a while to react.
>>130420681
you're bannedIt takes about 30 seconds to be able to interact with the menu upon joining the server
fun round
>>130420857
See
>>130420876
Seems an admin had a sense of humour
>Someone says there is a Wiz
>Straight away Zach breaks into chemistry and makes thermite
>Steals a sec hardsuit
>Themites into the captains's quarters and breaks in to get the gun
Wew. His greytiding is actually beginning to worry me now. Won't be long until Pain starts to hand out the day bans if he keeps on this slippery slope.
Holy shit that had to have been the saltiest I've been in a while, and not even from an antag.
>Be clown, honkin around
>Wizard turning people into clowns, think of ways to prank him
>Talking to honkmother
>Wizard mimes me, honkmother disowns me, kill myself with bike horn
>Ghost around a bit while RD plays with my head
>Explore centcomm in hopes that it's raging mages
>Go back to my body, I'm in an EXPOSED BRAIN on a robotics table
>Oh I'll just flicker the lights
>Flicker the lights, roboticist ignores it
>Flicker lights more, he activates the posibrain
>No I want my normal brain, posibrain doesn't activate and I flicker lights again
>He activates the posibrain AGAIN YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>My brain is exposed on the table rotting, but will never be as rotten as the brain of this roboticist
>Brain eventually dies, FUCK IT I'll be the posibrain
>Be the posibrain, and start to be snide about the roboticist having a dead brain on the table, he says it was inactive
>I ask if the lights were flickering, he says yes and I comment on how MAYBE that brain still had another chance
>Also notice that posibrains can't harm humans as stated in their rules SO NOW I CAN'T HARM THE WIZARD
>Whatever, ask to be made an odysseus mech and he puts me in it, at least he doesn't do that slowly
>Ask him to follow me to RnD to make chloral hydrate syringes so I can at least capture the wizard in my sleeper
>He goes into RnD
>Tell him I need chloral hydrate
>"What reagent do you want?"
>Chloral hydrate
>"I don't see it"
>Tell this fucker the recipe for chloral, he eventually makes it
>Prints syringes out of the autolathe like I tell him
>Tell him to fill it with only 10 chloral or else it's harm and put the syringes on the ground
>See wizard walking towards pods
>HE PUTS THE SYRINGES IN HIS BACKPACK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THEM IF YOU HAVE THEM AHHHHH
part 1/2
>>130421030
I had nothing better to do after the no tables. Anyway, you do know I did that shit after he mimed me right anon?
>>130421078
I TRIED PUTTING YOU IN THE MMI AND YOU NEVER CAME BACK YOU JACKASS. As soon as I got your head I went to surgery and got your brain out and went to put you in a MMI for about 20 seconds and nothing so I assumed you suicided and logged out.
>>130421078
>He says "let's go on the shuttle bro" when I just want to stop the wizard, even if it is a bit valid thirsty since that was my intentions ever since the roboticist mentioned to my posibrain that there's a wizard
>Think whatever, head to arrivals, see the CE flamethrowering pods
>Wizard is in a pod, I head to mounter sleeper him since I have no syringes
>Miss pod he's in by one second
>Still madder at that roboticist for the hell I was put through as a ghost and posibrain
>>130421210
>Everyone else goes to do their job to try and keep the station functional.
>Not the chef. It is his duty to get that e-gun and never catch the valids.
>>130421249
Well according to his post, I think he came back. You should have known by the blinking lights to at least try. There's no harm in putting a brain back in a MMI when you can remove it at any time, or leaving it in there even since there's so many spares.
>vox lynching mob didn't happen because wizard pandemonium
fuck you
>>130421387
It wouldn't let me put the brain in the MMI if his soul wasn't there. That is why I put the brain on the table. I went to the geneticist after to try and get the clown/mime curse shit sorted out and that geneticist did a damn good job too.
>>130421521
Go to bed oyvey, shouldn't you be worrying about cyclone stan?
>>130421578
again wasnt me, im just out to rile up the vox not to actually lynch em
spent the round resting in front of a fire with a comfy bag on
>>130420275
Shard's oxygen and plasma is hot
RIP Terry Wogan
>>130422291
WHAT IF:
>Plasma windows lessened the damage from laser fire by half (2 windows would mean 1/4 damage, etc.)
Would give some use to them besides being harder to break and somehow increasing solar efficiency
What do I do while almost dead?
>>130423040
succumb
>>130423040
Wait for someone to save you, or whisper the name of your killer to them with the last of your strength and die.
>>130423040
whisper "f-f-fuck sec"
>>130423613
What do I do when I actually die?
>>130424562
Wait
Hope someone finds your body
>>130424562
You type "ghost" and you observe, and you re-enter your corpse when someone finds it so they can clone you.
![1451081089436s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J1ZdmFx.jpg "1451081089436s[1].jpg")
>dead pop murderbone
>proceed to escape
>blow myself and three other people up
>minimize casualties: Success!
>people murderboning on lowpop
kys retards
>entire crew dead
>antag who didn't kill anyone but supplied weapons to antags who killed everyone gets killed
>"next time I'm just gonna kill everyone"
>>130425850
I mean your chances of survival do go up when you murder people and if someone goes on the radio and broadcast "Help X is a tater!" your kinda fucked in the stealth department.
>>130425850
Are you talking about the cargo person?
As an auto-traitor'd gun runner mechanic I think I did a good job.
Then Engel just nukes me for no raisin.
gg engel
is there a way to become antag on this server when I want to like other servers?
Can I ahelp to get antag?
>>130426929
No.
>>130426929
Sometimes you can get antag from praying but its not something that happens often
HOW I CAN STOP CRASH
>>130421078
i was another roboticist that round, i tried to put your brain on the MMI multiple times, you never were inside it. we need an advice for when someone tries to put your brain on the MMI, something like the one you get when you're a ghost and someone is trying to revive you with a defribillator.
>>130405074
wtf anon are you me?
Gimme that ckey so I get put you on the meta list
>>130420681
It won't work if you have your preround status to ready
If you had to present one song a theme to describe ss13 what would it be?
>>130416976
holy shit I would have liked to see that
>>130429558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM
>>130408000
That reminds me when I wasPlaying on another serverAs soon as word got out AI was rogue the fucking chemist ran out with a fuck tonne of thermite. Burned the walls in. Then personally killed the AI with a fire extinguisher
>>130429558
>Seeing a greyshirt unknown running around - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>LYNCH [You] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvzFcqKbXw
>When sec arrests you when you geniunely dindunuffin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc
>Nuke ops - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-EP_OdtzQ or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDHmSPIX0-0
>Getting busted for clowning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzSKX4KLb4&index=13&list=PLYTn9JkezlFe6D08zO6z6aiET82hkAi-R
>Medbay theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
>Engineering theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk
>Sec theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsS0cvTxU-8
>Science theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg
>Service theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAXIdQrd5E
>Cargo theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXTymQ6J6M
>Greytide theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2A6IuTdaMA
>>130430683
>Atmos tech theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>130430683
>>130430798
>Wizard theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks
>Non-humans and RP ass motherfuckers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>Celt's Hypothermia kicks in theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQbX3WnC6k
WERE WE EVER COLDER ON THAT DAY A MILLION MILES AWAY
>Having to go to Medbay, EVER - https://youtu.be/4GL92NlNuJQ?t=10
>>130427115
Dude just use LOOC to tell the roboticist that the brain is still active
>round end after Nar-Sie rises theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>130430683
>greytide theme
>not valid like salid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpLqmoz1iE
>>130433496
Nice
>>130433496
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN and you aren't a cultist theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew3--XVFioU
>>130433883
That's the catbeast theme
>>130433496
Motherfucking good tastes here
>>130434264
I hear what you're saying because of the title but listen to the music. Feels perfect for someone walking the halls and greytiding. Breaking into departments, stealing everything not bolted down, punching random people because you don't give a fuck.
