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#zamph #dota2 >>129210134
xth for kat is cute
>>129227670
2nd for Zed takes no skill
After Deadman is it worth it to go Sunfire on Garen? Usually i just go for Omen
Xth for Leona
third for Ionia Arc this Spring
>Irelia's brother coming back to shit on Noxians
>Yasuo avenging his master against that bitch Riven
W H O H Y P E D
>>129227865
>#lowhangingfruit
>NLR has been replaced by a new item for hourglass
>this item, made of two amplyfing tomes + 300g gives some AP and has an ability that reduces damage taken and dealt by 40% for 2 seconds, 100s cooldown
Xth for lissandra posting
>>129227893
>2016
>Arc anything
HERE IS SOME NEW SKINS YOU GAIJIN RIKE DIS RITE?
>>129227947
People would still bitch that zeds level 6 is impossible to survive ever.
>>129227670
>faggots will never be hanged
>>129227865
You could make a scarf out of those tits.
xth for drinking tequila while not playing the actual game cause it's shit
>>129227947
>wtf why do I have to reduce my damage just to stop zed's bullshit RIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT
>>129227893
riven didn't kill his master you autist
>>129227670
nth for best girl:)
>>129228103
>tfw no titty scarf
LET'S FIX CANCER
>Zed shuriken now stop at the first target it hits
is dynamic on in euw or can I play normally
>>129228175
>this caracters sole presence, and not his players actual talent, forces you to play defensively
>balanced
REMINDER TO FIND FRIENDS
AND SUPER CHEESE THE GAME
LOSING AT 20 WITH 5 FRIENDS NETS MORE IP THAN WINING ALONE
>>129228062
Pretty sure lolg had a few people talking about making a new western cowboy champion around Illaoi era.
>>129227893
Is this true?
>>129227940
I wonder what a magical fox's cum tastes like~
>>129227670
>support with teleport
>>129228304
I only have 1 friend.
>>129228325
>still no owl champion
>>129228205
>Yasuo framed for his master's death because his technique looks similar
>Riven only other champion in the game with a 3 attack blade combo + launching a projectile from a sword
>Yasuo even has an interaction with her noting this
Riven's a murderer kid.
>>129228205
She uses techniques that supposedly only exist in Yasuo's school of swordsmanship
She either did it or she knows who did
>>129228304
Who gives a shit about IP
I have like 100.000+ and nothing to spend it on
>>129227670
/log/ posting cancerous shit.
Not even surprised.
>>129228325
I mean, Jhin has a highnoon skin.
Only reason I have any hype for him.
>>129228376
JUST LIKE YOUR CUM ACTUALLY
except friendlier and more successful at life
>>129228376
Nutella
>>129228304
WHO /NA/ HERE
xth for Vayne is alpha and gives no fucks about your bullshit
>go top with WuKong
>Poppy is there
>get first blood at 4 minutes
>rush a Sunfire + Ninja Tabi
>tank all of her shit she goes afk
I forgot why the Monkey King was so fun.
>>129227893
Shit going on with Jhin is the only bit of lore that going to happen with Ionia this year.
>>129228410
play with lolg silver surfers
all middle tower push strat
>>129228574
USA USA USA
>>129228486
sucks for you, why not change your name?
Unless I'm missing something, the cylinders on Jhin's revolver don't match up with the barrel of his gun.
>>129228616
>Sunfire on Wukong
>>129228703
>implying Riot understands how guns work
>>129228664
>play with lolg silver surfers
But I don't know anyone.
>>129228304
>whoever gets Korea wins
well isn't that nice of riot
>>129228703
it doesn't
Riot did the same thing to graves gun as well
They have no idea what a gun looks like
Bunch of SJW work for riot
>>129228304
>have pretty good amount of IP
>don't really want any new champ
>open monthly 4 boxes
>4 champ shards
So, how rare is going to be to get a skin shard? Also wtf does a gem do?
>>129228703
The revolver part on Graves shotgun doesn't line up whatsoever with the barrels.
>>129227940
I would like to be tied to Ahri for 30 minutes while she keeps rocking her hips, spurting weakly the entire time.
I bet her knot is so thick and full; it'd hurt so good when she pushes it in, slapping my ass the entire time to keep be nice and tight.
>>129227670
QUICK LOLGEN
HOW DO I PLAY FIORA VS KHAZIX TOPLANE?
HOW IS KHA TOP NOWADAYS?
>>129228703
Makes less sense when you realize his gun only holds 4 bullets.
Oh look, a new group skin where everything and everyone looks clustered as fuck
Color me suprised
>>129228059
it's good vs assassins in general, not only zed.
i'm still mad that there is no good anti magic ap item for long range champions
>abyssal is one of the best items in the game
>chalice is a piece of shit
Reminder not to put your dick inside Ahri. Titfucks are fine tho.
>>129228275
It's as usual, except riot decided to kill teambuilder to celebrate the ranked reset.
Xth for why the fuck is Hexdrinker so infinitely superior to Armguard
>>129228948
Kha6 is assassin, squishy tits, go aggressive.
>>129228948
Are you fiora or khazix?
if you're fiora, parry his passive and don't isolate.
>>129229071
it was its own item before maw
>friend and I call duo bot
>someone picks support
>think that they're going to go support top
>game starts
>Lulu goes bot with me and Mundo
>Lulu asks me why I picked smite if I'm bot
>tell her I'm going to farm bot first before going jungle and that she can support top in the mean time
>ping her to go top
>she stays bot the whole game and refused to shield or buff me or Mundo unless it benefited her (getting assists)
>none of us died because we caught on with the little game she's trying to play
Radiant Wukong is going to come out at the same time as Jhin and the Shen update, right?
>>129228948
k6 is trash from my experience
in the 4 games ive seen him hes lost
>>129229030
She would bite your dick off unless you service her first.
>>129229017
Wait, what? Monster Hunter LOL skins?
I dont play Draven or Trynd but fuck I'm all about Sejuani.
Repeating:
>
HOW DO I PLAY FIORA VS KHAZIX TOPLANE?
HOW IS KHA TOP NOWADAYS?
>>129229017
That sej skin is pretty neat though
>>129228304
i can't find this anywhere
is it for some third world country that isn't usa?
I love Lissandra!
>>129228004
yes indeed
>>129229121
now that's what bronze 5 is about
>>129229146
February.
>>129229079
>>129229087
>>129229167
I'm Fiora.
CHEERS CUNTS
ANYTHING ELSE?
>>129229301
open your client
click on the pic with teemo and lux and lee and everyone else
Does anyone else hate when people draw lewds of Sona/Irelia/Ahri in an overtly Western style
it just ruins it
>>129228703
>gun has a big ass barrel
>has a magazine
>can only shoot 4 times
>>129229360
Don't let him farm.
>>129229360
Lunge targets vitals through stealth and fog of war.
>>129229168
>service her first
She doesn't care about that, she just wants your cum.
>>129229121
>playing vs bots.
>>129228752
It helped me against the other team.
>>129229030
>>129229395
I hate that for lewds of everything.
>>129229428
isn't that just a grip?
>>129227670
>breaking the tracked on purpose
Please anything but that.
>>129228453
>>129228459
Yasuo was the only student in a generation to master the legendary wind technique.
Riven became a leader amongst her peers, poster child of the Noxian spirit. So exceptional was her passion that the High Command recognized her with a black stone rune sword forged and enchanted with Noxian sorcery.
notice the Noxian sorcery part
Also Rivens lore reffers to an invasion in open field while Yasuos refer to a small village being slaughtered.
I think it's just a champ that wasn't introduced yet after all Riot always teases champs trough other champs lore or artwork.
>Bilgewater Arc
>Shurima Arc
>Ionia Arc
When the fuck did league start becoming a series?
>>129229526
Tell me, why does she want the cum?
>>129229030
>she can suck your soul through your dick
What does she do with my soul after?
>>129229778
>arc
Nigga this isn't anime shut the fuck up
>>129229349
>>129229559
I was playing for the first win of the day. I'm a jungler main and it was just a bot game. Usually people do whatever in a bot game which is why my friend didn't go ADC. We both called bot so we assumed that everyone would understand the situation and go some other lane. Apparently this Lulu wanted to treat bots like a normals game and complain about my friend not going ADC and me not going jungle.
If this were a PvP game, then yeah my friend would have went adc and I would have started jungle in the beginning. I just wanted early farm from creeps and champ kills so my jungling would be easier. Lulu being bot did not make bot an easier. No one bot got any kills because she was taking up exp and letting kills get away.
>>129229857
she eats it and uses the energy she gets from it to make herself more attractive
>>129229778
Darkin Arc when?
Aatrox needs his buffs
>>129229853
>>129229778
In the end there will be demacia vs noxus and some fucking literal gods of war champions
>>129229662
Its never really my thing but it just annoys me more when characters are blatantly Asian
>>129229857
Not soul but life essence
Faggots need to read the lore
>>129229992
But does the soul cease to exist?
>>129229189
>Wait, what? Monster Hunter LOL skins?
We already got Dynasty Warriors and Metal Gear Revengeance skins, MH was only a matter of time.
>>129229853
She needs to feed on cum to remain in her slut form.
>>129229017
we mon hun now
>>129230058
She'd have my child though
>GUYS I WAS X RANK LAST SEASON
>WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET Y WINS WHERE WILL I PLACE PLEASE HELP
didn't miss that from last season tbvh
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS TALKING ABOUT CUM ESSENCE NEED TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW
>>129230058
>she stopped murdering people and doesnt kill innocents
>innocents
yeah I'm fucked then.
>>129230123
So doesn't steal my soul like Thresh, she just kills me.
>bend over backwards for NA
>ignore EUW
Why are riot toxic? Why do they dismiss EUW? How is this allowed?
>>129229970
>posting bot game storys
are you retarded?
>>129229017
that sejuani skin is god tier
>>129230141
It gets converted to energy so in a way yes
>>129230317
>sjw lore patch
everybody knows riot ruined lore, the only thing we can rely on is pre-lyte canon
Why do renegades have a skin when they never won worlds?
>seeing red again
my 5 stack is shit at coordinating
>>129230409
Ceasing to exist scares me more than death, at least my soul could still grab those massive fox tits.
Fuck her ass, get killed cause I'm sure she wouldn't like that, and still fap in the after life cause I didn't beat that pussy up.
>>129230317
>the ending
Wow Ahri is pure and just wants friends.
Make sure to thank your supportswith lots of love!
>>129230490
what the fuck riot???
>>129230440
>>sjw
kill you'reself, my man
>>129230532
>Coop v. AI
>>129230386
All because it's a bot game, it doesn't mean people have to be disrespectful. 2 people call bot, don't go bot. This Lulu was purposely trying to kill me and Mundo early game by not shielding us when were about to die.
>>129230317
cancelled lore, cancelled figure
deal with it
>>129230313
>I won 8/10 placements why am I bronze 2?
>well I was bronze 4 last season but THAT SHOULDN'T MATTER I WORKED SO HARD IN 10 GAMES I DESERVE CHALLENGJOUR
>>129230338
Because lmao NA scene bro.
It sucks that we get treated as second rate players despite the size of our server but there's not much we can do besides take it
>>129229017
I hate Sejuani, but I really like that skin
>>129230532
Thresh
sight stone > face of the mountain >boots > Frozen heart/randuin's omen > boots of mobility/merc threads > Locket
"Put it in for just a few seconds, anon. Just to see what it feels like. I promise I won't make you cum."
>>129230556
>not fucking her in her fox pussy and filling her up with your filthy mortal seed.
You gay or something?
>>129230601
As a male support, n-no I don't want my ass full of men yogurt, saying 'thanks' is enough.
>>129230338
Make your own game Europoors
>>129230338
>na sucks dicks throughout the existence of LoL
>most hype events were in paris
>two eu teams in this worlds top 4
>DUDE NA LMAO
>>129230862
>implying her puspus is any different than any other grown up female
>ERP fags shitting up the thread
Where the fuck are the mods this shit should be banned
why do people get upset over duo bots?
That mean someone is volunteering to be support which is always the role that no one wants to play. That means every other person gets to play the fun lanes like top, jungler, and mid.
>>129231092
They don't care unless it's nsfw pictures or straight out spamming.
>>129227865
>Braum support
>no one ever gets lewd with me
Feels bad
>>129230650
what is doing games outside of normals to have a cs race
>>129228882
I think the gem gives you a key and a chest
Olaf is actually stupid as fuck, why is no one playing him?
>>129231057
>not wanting to impregnate the slut before she kills you
>>129231178
>Getting lewd with Braum
You picked the wrong champion, friend. He's too pure.
Need 3 people to queue with us and farm IP with the current bonus.
add airlate on NA
>>129230905
be a good boy and accept your adc's thanks
>>129229017
>more tryn skins
Stop. His only good skin is King Tryndamere
>>129230658
>About to die
>In bots
How?
>>129230338
The dumbest thing is, whenever they do a change like this EUW is the one that always suffers yet they never test shit on EUW first, it's stupid as fuck.
>plays every champ's opening line during picks
>doesn't play death sound when a champ gets banned
lolbabs?
>>129228304
>tfw all 14 + friends stopped playing over a year ago
great game riot
>>129230058
She needs life essence to keep her human form.
Summoners used to keep she like that, but since they're gone, she still kills humans.
>>129229778
The only arc that will matter is the Zaun arc
>>129231345
He's persistent on making you drink his milk
I cry every time.
>>129231468
getting stuck in creepwaves when getting close to the enemy tower. The enemy bot had an Alistar that would push us under tower or knock us up at a bad time.
>Tfw you decimate a fizz as ziggs
I don't care if you are going to >implying that's hard
Fuck assassins and the kiddies who play them.
>>129231591
>89 friends
>4 online
>>129230662
What happened, they read about people wanting to hotglue her figurine?
>>129230630
>m'man
ftfy
>>129231931
Did you see the face?
I don't want your soul come on trust me
>>129231931
It looked like absolute garbage and her orb looked like a cabbage
Why are sona players such fucking cunts?
I thought they were supposed to be the least toxic in the game?
I want Ahri to suck me until I faint
>>129231931
It looks like shit
>>129232035
>>129232115
Oh, just found the right figurine. Fug. I was looking at some chibi one instead
and riot said they were making queues shorter
>>129232203
support mains are the biggest dicks in the game behind the 14 year olds who play le epic play making mids
top and jungle are for adults
>>129231165
because your criterion to call one of you a "support" is he's the adc friend, not that he's a dude that actually wards and supports the team.
Should I go get bodied against 5man premades in provisionals or naw?
>>129232240
>the amount of semen that would have covered these things could have birth as many children as the population of china.
It was all for the best.
>>129232336
Every Sona I've played with or against has been a total piece of shit.
Not even the zed fags I've seen were this bad.
Is it because she's so mind numbingly easy to play and her Q can rape squishies?
Champs whose base skin is their best skin, go
>Kindred
why is so hard to duo in this game?
Always have to deal with 'I only play support" or "but I want to play support" ? Why is it so hard for some people to just let a duo go bot?
>>129232492
she is so boring so people who play her have to pass the time somehow
>>129232548
Easy, Sion
>>129232548
Tahm
Yasuo
Sion
>>129232591
don't worry dynamic queue fixes that for you :)
>tfw people still fall for the lvl 2 blitz ports back in range of his tower with low hp then grabs + e trick
>>129232548
>Bard
>Riven
>>129232548
>Twitch
>>129232605
That's what I thought.
She's the cheapest giga cancer in the game.
Of course she'd attract shit heads
>NRG has a qt 3d girl
I thought the only true pro league female was born with a penis?
>>129232548
uh... bard. though it looks the best with the green chroma
>>129232689
>Snow day bard
Nah
>>129232591
because duo bot shitters always ruin the game
>>129232675
I don't always like going draft pick because have to deal with people banning my main.
>>129231931
It's not cancelled. They're fixing it and rereleasing when it's done.
>>129232840
Who?
>>129232776
>qt
you fucking what
>>129232937
yellow fever. report and move on.
>>129232937
Weebs love anything with a panface and a vagina.
>Doing placements
>play well in lane, jungler forced to camp me every game because I destroy my lane opponent
>Nobody farms, just walks around the map aimlessly or they just straight up go AFK
>Lose
Fun game.
>>129229454
>>129229476
LOST ANYWAY
ASHE WAS A DROOLING SPEECHLESS RETARD
LEONA BUILT SUNFIRE
SWAIN FINISHED ROA and THEN TEEAR
at 22 MINUTES
WOOOO RANKED
>>129231178
were you using a cumdump adc like vayne or cait? because braum is a fair gentleman that has no business with used goods
Question, whats is the generals opinion on Bard?
>>129232679
>>129233160
Good in capable hands, overplayed by people who have no idea what they're doing.
Is anyone just smashing through placements so they can start climbing properly?
Playing with fucking silver shit right now, people who cant even build their goddamn champs is infuriating.
Also FUCK TOPLANE.
WHY would anyone want to play this shit apart from tanks and fucking Darius, this lane is so boring. I keep their laner down, get big, roam and TP and the rest of my team feeds so much it doesn't matter.
I'm winning games as Graves fucking Jungle, but not Fiora top.
>>129232890
Tahm Kench
Gangplank
Yasou
Poppy
I just realized
Lux is free elo
>>129233174
>>129233431
welcome to 7 patches ago
>>129233160
BARD? More like GARBARD AMIRITE? Like garbage, but with bard, because bard is garbage har har get it? har har
>>129233257
Non reworked Shen says hi, fucks up most fuckers early, can taunt and get them filled with minion aggro, a tp shield that helps globally, and is a blast to get a Titanic when ahead and just fuck shit up.
>>129232706
Whistler village twitch
>>129233345
>yasuo
>>129233431
I play her as support with max cdr to make people rage, but full ap oneshot lux midlane is the biggest cancer I will not abuse
>>129233160
hes good but the majority (and i mean majority) of people can not play him
doesnt help that he got a bunch of buffs in a row and a DUDE LE PENGUS R SO CUTE XDD skin, now all the dedicated bard mains have to deal with shitters who max w 2nd or dont know the purpose of his ult
>>129227893
Maybe the Noxian Whore will pay
>>129230905
As a male support, that is exactly what I want.
>>129233345
Poppy isfun
>MFW playing tennis with Azir's ult and poppys w & ult with the enemy jungler.
>>129233345
>Yasuo
Nah, High Noon is the shit.
>>129229735
Dunno. Varus has Riven on his enemy list, but no other Noxus champion.
Riven has Yasuo as her enemy as well.
So Riven was involved in both Yasuo and Varus' lores.
>wanna post crops of soraka's halloween pic because it's hot
>the whole pic is super lewd and impossible to crop
FUCK
>>129228453
>>129229735
It's clearly intended to be ambiguous. Riven may have done it, but she also may not have.
Maybe she did it while she still served Noxus.
Maybe she did it for some weeb honabru shit and she would dishonor the master if she explained the situation.
Maybe the same as above, except someone else did it and she knows who.
Maybe she had literally nothing to do with it.
Riot probably hasn't even decided yet.
>>129233450
>>129233174
Would rape without taking responsibility but that's it.
>>129227947
Hey anon, that seems pretty damn balanced. What the FUCK were you thinking you piece of shit? Go kill yourself for suggesting something like that to Riot.
>>129233690
>>129233247
Shame, I fucking love that guy, and can't help but smile and just laugh when I play this fucking cosmic clown, but fucking free weekends with him are so few and I can't grind over 6k influence damit.
Shame too, almost every game I use him is a win. Ah well, thanks for answering.
I want to
>>129234284
>taking responsibility
She probably isn't even fertile anymore.
> tfw you give the enemy team the ol E then Q
>>129234504
>Fizz main
>>129234385
If you're NA there are grossly increased IP gains for playing draft in parties right now.
>>129228325
An owl champ would be cool.
>tfw you're 1-1 in placements because you get afk top raka that said he wants to get bronze in champ select so he's feed or afk
Fuck this game.
We aced them twice but it didn't matter because they had 2 inhib turrets by the time we were strong enough to 4v5, so they just got baron and ended.
>>129234878
This is why I don't play ranked day 1 of reset
Are there any lolg normal draft parties I could join?
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EARN BONUS IP
THANKS RIOT I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF
>>129234734
Nah mate, EUW.
Gotta mingle with the contrymen and gringos.
Plus, no way Im getting into ranked, don't care for it, played 10 matches, got places in silver 2, never touched it again. got nothing to prove.
HOTSHOT IS A FUCKING BISHIE WHEN HE SHAVES HOLY CHRIST
HE'S SO HANDSOME WHAT THE FUCK
" HotshotGG - Answering questions about Gaming/ESports/CLG " on twitch.
why aren't you asking him about something?
>>129234504
weird
>>129235053
Draft can be normal or ranked, they just want to get people to test the New Champ Select X-perience.
>all star bonus
>korea, taiwan, and na
eu still gets the bonus but less r-right?
I'm trying to find an old post that Lyte made on the league forums, where he defines toxicity as "When a player negatively impacts a game." Does anyone know where it is? It might be archived on the old forum. I require a screencap of this post for very important reasons.
How do I get more youtube views on my shitter videos? I don't have any friends to share them on social media or something
>>129235281
Oh, yeah forgot bout that, my bad.
Shame we are left in the dust.
>>129235449
>Oh boy time to do my placements
>Get first time Viktor who selected mid
>Get an Amumu who never ganks and misses every Q
>They're at our base within 18 minutes killing our inhibs
>But nobody ff's at 20
>Melee range Cait
>Stormraider surge Leona
I FUCKING HATE RANKED WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
WHAT KINDA RANK YOU WANT SENPAI
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I want to pillow Janna
>>129235172
If only he would stop plucking his eyebrows. Looks faggy as fuck.
>>129227670
If you want more dotards to look at your thread next time also put #d2g in op.
Do I get punished if I dodge in placements?
>>129235516
I know there is a button for it, but no idea how sharing on there or reddit itself works
Malphite is now in the top six bans? What the fuck is this bullshit, are you fucking shitting me now I can't even play my main top laner because people are fucking stupid? Why has Malphite never been banned before and only now people decide he has to be banned?
Fuck off.
>tfw shit all over le edgy wind samurai
First game of the season
>Give up first pick top to a guy begging.
>Goes 1/7 as Fiora vs Wukong
>Premade bot is eastern european
>Feed
>Thresh is ok desu
>Graves is fucking trash and Thresh says he's trolling.
>Lose
>Check Graves profile
>It's a Vayne main
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Everyone in this game had a diamond border.
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I don't trust champion.gg for champ builds. Should I get devourer on Kindred or no?
>Dude I'm soo high
>Picks Yi
>Bans Yi
>Starts saying in chat that he doesn't know why he can't play Yi
Holy fuck potfags should fuck off
>>129236013
>yasuo with cookie
??
>>129235836
>aoe 1.5 second knock-up with a 1k range dash
cry more
>>129236063
Idk, ask him. He thought it would be a good idea to turret dive me with half his health.
He kept throwing his windwall to dodge my E.
Fucking idiot.
He's going to see how hard Kayle shits on him and start playing her just watch.
This was after my JG kept getting executed.
>>129236039
>smoke a small bowl with maybe two or three hits of decent bud
>have fun and stay interested in the game for longer
>climb to diamond
i think it's just retards in general my man
>>129236039
potfag here
fuck you
FYI, IP boosts are multiplicative with the party IP. This is without the first win of the day.
>>129236025
No, get warrior for an ad boost and cdr. Then get RFC or shiv for attack speed.
>>129227670
Even Jewfresco knows about Vayne mains.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
https://youtu.be/BwZpUWun0yk?t=131
WHAT WAS RIOT THINKING
