Old: >>128817472
LAST 24 HOURS OF CONTEST EDITION
Ranking: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11o4Qh1isGlQx_Lap4G-Fhw6ODJlJrFKcEsxfi1SYl4c/edit#gid=0
Full Suggestion List: http://eyosongive.us/9thwinners.php
reminder ranked is about WINNING
If your team lost it means the better team won
it also means you deserve the mmr you're at if you can't win
Its okay to play as a girl anon, just dont beFUCKINGgay about it.
Xth for faggot anon posting two >
>tfw playing Nasus with 40% CDR, deadmans, and chilly mittens
>>128832221
>You're the only retard to use two ">" in every reply you post.
You do realize how quoting works, right?
If I'm quoting a greentext I'm obiously going to include the original > from the original greentext to, resulting in a double >.
If I'm quoting just a straight post, there'll only be one.
>calls others underage while admitting to being a newfag
>>128832842
I don't play ADC at all.
>>128832859
xth for retard with no brain(You)
Xth for Gay
>>128832991
Go back to /co/ you piece of shit
>Pre-pick mordekaiser
>Kat spergs out
Ranked is fun.
>>128832991
lmao trying using Warwick somewhere else other than silver
Ull get stomped kid
>warmogs
O I AM LAFFIN
>play against a Blitz
>barely lands any hooks
>spams laugh and mastery 5 emote
>have to endure horrible grinding sound effect for 40 minutes
2 questions? Why are Blitz players insufferable show off autists? Every one I play with and against acts like they have downs or are foreign
Second why did Riot add a show off emote along with the mastry system when it just adds more worthless spam to the game?
>>128833007
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're the only retard to use >>>>>>>>>>>>two ">" in every reply you post.
>>>>>>>>>>You do realize how quoting works, right?
>>>>>>>>>If I'm quoting a greentext I'm >>>>>>obiously going to include the original > from the >>>>>>>>>>original greentext to, resulting in a double >.
>>>>>>>If I'm quoting just a straight post, there'll only be one.
>>>>>>>>>>>calls others underage while admitting to being a newfag
>>>>>>>>>xth for retard with no brain (You)
Look, I quoted you. It's not so hard to quote someone properly, try it, underage fuckboi.
And stop building like Qtpie, you fucking waste of human DNA.
>>128833014
What's it like being so alone in the world and hated because you decided to fuck other men
>>128833080
>MLG
Of course he does
Will lolg implode if Eve ends up winning the contest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2--ZBlLUfE
Finally a video showing all of Jhin's interactions are out.
>mfw the High Noon Jhin skin gets some of his own separate quotes
Also, with the line where he's making fun of someone's outfit for being fathe's not talking about Sona. I'm a little disappointed, that would have been way funnier.
>>128833014
More like Xth for Garen.
Close one though.
xth for mental illness
>>128833229
yeah
make it happen anon
>>128833080
>taking taric jungle in ranked
I'd be mad too.
>>128833192
It gives me a hard on
>>128832221
>LAST 24 HOURS OF CONTEST EDITION
fucking finally
>>128832221
Windwall nerfs when
>>128833232
kinda wish the hat joke could have been used on more than just tahm, like caitlyn
and the too much gold be used on more than just illaoi, like leona
>play 3 games in a row where the enemy lucian goes legendary and top feed their ass off
STOP
>>128833014
>not posting zac
>>128833229
I don't want eve banned with such a shit suggestion
>>128833232
Why is everyone so mean to Bard?
>>128832991
hot
>>128833185
>Look, I quoted you. It's not so hard to quote someone properly, try it, underage fuckboi.
No, what you did was add a random amount of > to a post for no reason.
If you wanted to properly quote me it'd have been
>>You're the only retard to use two ">" in every reply you post.
>You do realize how quoting works, right?
Because when you quote someone you copy paste their initial line and add your own >.
So when you're quoting something that was originally a greentext, you're adding your own >, resulting in a double >. When you're quoting something that was a normal post before, you also add your own >, resulting in only a single (Yours) >.
It's hilarious how hard you're sperging out over being told that you're wrong, but keep trying.
>And stop building like Qtpie, you fucking waste of human DNA.
Luckily I don't play ADC at all (which I've already stated in the very same post you're replying too) but you're too much of a retard to read properly. :^)
>>128833232
>still forcing GarenxKat
>>128833413
You do it.
>>128833080
>No new thing OCE
Why cant OCE have nice things like everyone else?
>lane against a Darius
>can't go anywhere near the creep
>can poke me under turret with Q and not take a tower shot
>his Q procs grasp
>builds full tank
>can 1v4
>immovable tanky wall that actually does damage late game
>get mad and play him next game
>steam roll over the enemy team
They did it. They made the le epic penta kill lane bully actually useful late game. This is more brain dead than playing Garen
Why would they do this?
>>128833576
be glad you dont have this shit show of a que
>>128833068
>Go back to /co/ you piece of shit
I don't get it
What does /co/ have to do with my love for my vi gf
>>128832221
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11o4Qh1isGlQx_Lap4G-Fhw6ODJlJrFKcEsxfi1SYl4c/edit#gid=0
>http://eyosongive.us/9thwinners.php
What the fuck is this shit?
>>128833534
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm a retard
Yes, you are one. I'm not reading any of your shit mang, you just keep telling us how your dad finished you with pee, I get it.
>>128833576
W-w-w-w-we have another ocean week.
>>128833326
I check this general every fucking day and i have no clue what this "Contest" is
Also is there anywhere where i can find the inevitable shitheap this place turned into when Remi played in the LCS?
>>128833576
>actually wanting the new champ select
stop
>>128833584
I main both
garen is more braindead and is better
>>128833662
how new are you?
anyway, welcome to lolg, enjoy your stay
you probably just created your account on league, play bots till lv 10 cause pre lv 10 the game is just filled with smurfs
>>128833625
>>128833676
B-but it looks so NEW and cool
>>128833674
I just want my free ip boosts
>>128833674
go two threads back using the old thread link
ending in 99 decides my new name
How is Bloodseeker's Rupture "burden of knowledge" (and would help against league of mobility assassins) when Jhin has entire mini novels for each of his abilities and passives AND requires a fucking spreadsheet to figure out his damage.
Because Jhin also has unique and non-obvious exceptions to several rules about champions.
>>128833814
It's fucking shit, people will accidently dodge because they forget to lock in
>>128833753
I don't come to this general very often, mostly once every two weeks or so.
>>128833827
Remi is a boy
>>128833997
Then don't ask stupid questions.
Back in my day we had to lurk first before posting.
>>128832857
>Playing with an ADC that knows he can basically 2v1 while I'm there so he's aggressive as fuck
>Dumpster their botlane so hard I can go mid and uneven the match between Ekko and Azir
>On the meantime, Wukong is shitting on their Riven
>While Amumu gets Executed at Red
>At teamfights their team keeps trying to kill my carries, completely ignoring me
>They naturally get wiped
>Surreder after getting aced
Man I wish all games were like this. M-maybe I'm ready for Ranked again.
which champs have the best initiates in the game right now?
I miss the days back when it was Sej
Best girl.
Best butt.
Best wife.
>>128834061
Fine, you can have your autismalistic polls.
>>128834062
Why is he looking for bananas under there???
>>128833827
RemisPenis
>>128834208
couldnt agree more
I love Lissandra!
>Riot painted themselves in a corner in terms of design with jack of all trades, master of all trade champions like Zed, Lucian, and Thresh
Amazing.
>>128834062
Duo? I'm pretty bored by myself silver v
I will be playing mid leaving you to some random bot but least I will have a duo buddy
>ranked soloQ
>go fill
>end up support. ok sure.
>enemy picks trist/blitz
>pick morgana to counter blitz
>despite blackshielding literally every single blitz hook my vayne fails to even get to half of tristanas CS
>she pushes lane entire game by autoing minions constantly and always misses the last hit
>our jungler is mantheon
>he never used his ult
>he clears 2 camps, ends up half hp, ganks toplane and gives enemy renekton a double kill
>spams "gg" entire game
>I tell him that mantheon is a power ganking jungler, all you need to do is go in to a lane, harass enemy, take 2-3 minions, then go to the next lane ebcause his cleartimes are suck
>"ggggggggggggggg"
>then he just starts walking from fountain to midlane, doing nothing, to feed the enemy leblanc
>midlane was the only lane we were winning
>Ekko could have carried us
>Leblanc gets 7 kills on mantheon like this and just turns in to a hyper carry
And people say elo hell doesn't exist
>>128834248
because he's a monkey and monkeys like bananas?
>>128834079
Malphite
Alistar (if they can reliably W+Q)
Amumu
Nami
Orianna
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PLAT MATCHES?
>>128834428
Wow I want to poke Graves' pecs and see how they feel.
>>128834440
Okay but why would he look THERE???
>tfw Bronze V
How do I get good
>>128833892
You can see all of Jhin's auto attacks as a bar under his health and all of his stats just become raw damage, which actually makes it a lot more clear than other adcs.
You can know what his auto attacks do without knowing what crit and attackspeed are.
The rest of his abilities were actually criticized for being too much like other champions in the game and not breaking enough rules. You're full of shit and just baiting m8.
how do I top lane?
>clearing waves nonstop
>no time for anything else
>team somehow is behind 10 kills
not sure what I can do even
(playing vladimir)
>>128834443
>>128834443
Who should I play? Malph or Alistar
>>128834561
as vlad your job is to farm autistically until you have 40% CDR, 800 AP and 4000 HP
then you are unkillable and win the game
>>128834561
scale
POST YFW TSM
YFW DOUBLESHITTER
>reminder not to lock in your champ until after you team has done bans
faggots literally just baning out what you want to play
>>128834585
Do you like top lane? Malphite
Do you like babysitting and being abused for your mistakes AND the ADC making mistakes? Alistar
>Riven tries to fight me in my creep wave at level 1
>I'm running Doran's Shield on Mordekaiser
>She doesn't even have ignite, she's running TP I'm running ignite
>Plat fucking 1 with 100.5K mastery
R I V E N M A I N S
>>128833584
>Can poke me under turret
Only if you're standing close to the edge of turret range.
>Q procs Grasp
No, it does not. His W procs grasp, his Q simply has a heal.
>Builds full tank
Then he'll only be useful if the rest of his team is doing well and he can piggy back.
>can 1v4
Then your team is shit. Are we in Silver again?
>>128834419
I'm onLAN, sorry.
>>128834550
Can I play on your account?
>not an S+ game
Really? What could I have done better?
>>128834548It's a joke about Soraka having a dick.
-shrug-
he's not a god but he did recently in his game today
Sven on the other hand
LMAO
>>128834550
by playing the dyr
Is Master Yi furyo?
Is the furyo style in his blood?
Did the young pup grow up?
>>128834691
is morde good again?
Lulu is the best/cutest champion in league of legends.
>>128834715
whish state?
>>128834731
You had low farm, low gold, and low overall damage/gold etc. because the game ended at 20 minutes
>>128832221
What the fuck did they do to Udyr?
That fucking hero is borderline unplayable now, what a pile of dogshit.
RIP
>>128834742
Why would she have a d*ck?
>>128832221
xth for Cute Vi
>>128834731
1) Carry harder. Your team did well, and as far as I'm aware you don't get as good a rating for stomping an easy game as you would for carrying when the rest of your team is either losing or breaking even.
2) Ward more.
3) CS more? 140 CS is good, but maybe S+ wants you to have 170 by 20?
>>128834668
Really not that surprising they lost desu. CLG's had their roster together for months while Yellowstar literally came into NA last week and Bjerg rested his wrist for an entire month and was clearly rusty today.
Now if they lose tomorrow I'm gonna laugh my fucking ass off. Having the two favorites in NA-EU go 0-2 to start the season would be hilarious.
i love you lolg
remember it
>>128832991
tfw no vi gf
>>128834560
>Jhin is actually very clear
His playtext is LITERALLY miniparagraphs. It's a god damn essay.
And how is this somehow less "burden of knowledge" than Rupture?
>play against a Darius
>pushes up to my tower and bullies me mercilessly
>jungler does nothing
>try to play Darius
>enemy jungler camps me mercilessly
Why is it I keep playing with shitters and playing against competent people?
>>128834731
>5 assists
>missing 60cs
>>128833827
XxSmiles76xX
>take ideas from the Xerath and Ashe brainstorming sessions for their reworks and make a new champion with them
>than make Viktor 2.0 visually
Nice.
>>128834827
He's in a playable state in solo lanes for the first time since his rework. He waveclears like a fucking god now that his W's useable in a solo lane and he absolutely murders most melee matchups sans shit like Renekton and holds his own vs Ranged.
I'm curious to see where Champion.GG data will have him.
>>128834240
Eyosongive.us/poll.php
Click the link senpai
When will Riot acknowledge Caitlyn needs help?
Might as well just fucking rework her entirely, not small tuning. Just trashcan the entire kit and remake her from scratch.
>>128834882
>>128834934
>>128835012
11k gold for 20 minutes is considered low gold? I was too busy farming champs instead of minions, and the game wasn't a surrender.
>>128834893
>t.anon that plays tiger stance mid lane
>>128834909
I dunno, she just looks like the kind of girl who would have a dick. A really big one at that.
>>128834986
Welcome to toplane, hash is right
all your top games will be 1v2
try half the shit the enemy top does and youll be ganked the entire game
>>128834978
You realize it's LITERALLY been more than HALF A DECADE since Zileas made that comment about Bloodseeker, right?
S I X
YEARS
Things change.
>>128835202
I don't understand, could you explain which aspects of Soraka makes you think she has a p*nis?
Sms me when new ranked queues are out
>>128835147
Woops meant Caitlyn. All the trash ADCs are starting to blend together.
>>128834893
and yet he is still played religiously by trick2cubs
maybe ur shit anon
Fuck the Packers!!
If someone feeds their ass off in a lane and begs for ganks, look them up, at least 90% of them are Yasuo mains
I wanna write more about futa Vi gf, but I don't have any ideas for scenarios like I had for the bikini one
Anyone has any ideas or suggestions to help me out here?
>>128833674
>W-w-w-w-we have another ocean week.
its literally, quite literally nothing
>>128833892
Riot literally slammed the door open and tore it off its hinges forever with Tahm Kench and his ultimate.
"Burden of knowledge" was just a smokescreen for things they didn't know how to do. They were full of shit the entire time.
>>128832221
Reminder that eri, rustle, and the gay tripfags crew were not only impossible to filter, but they also actively shit Dien anything that didn't involve giving them attention. No matter what you think about these contest polls, they're still not as bad as what we had in the past.
>>128835374
pls dont m8
Can Poppy ult do a vertical knock up instead of knock back? I got knock up by her but seem can't when i tried to use it
How do we make objectives matter/more attractive in this snowbally as fuck early game meta. Most of the time people don't even give a shit about Dragon because games end so quick and Rift Herald still does too much damage to warrant picking it up.
>>128835178
But they did. That's literally what Jhin is.
I wish his hat comment was to Caitlyn and not Tahm. That would be a pretty sweet burn.
>>128835453
>dota babs actually believe this
There is nothing burden of knowledge about ANY champion
go on
TRY ME SHITPOSTER
>>128835185
Yeah hey yeah yeah nah no I get that, you clearly played well, but getting S+ isn't about winning hard, it's about jumping through the right hoops.
>>128835529
I'd knock her up, if you know what I am saying.
>>128835529
Just press R, don't let it charge up. Also look up a champion before you play them.
>>128835529
press R then instantly release
it just knocks you up but you will still be immune
What are the current hypercarries out there now, other than Yi ?
>>128835330
>give my top lane renekton firstblood and TWO rift heralds
>feed the buffs away within 20 seconds and ended the game 2/10
I was impressed actually, thought what could I expect from someone who ha 100k mastery points on vayne
>>128835529
if you quick tap it, but it makes you invunerable. Comically even though it makes you invunerable if an enemy vlad uses e then poppy uses r it will still hit you....
>>128835374
>Suggestions
No more hairy buttholes, to start with.
Jesus Christ, how could you fuck that up.
>>128835695
>other than Yi
>Yi
Maybe try support Sona, work your way up to carries
>>128835695
Any champion who can abuse devourer and guinsoo
>>128834986
Because top lane is literally the worst lane to play right now
>long lane that makes it impossible to run from ganks and punishes you for pushing even a little
>Riot deemed wards were too toxic so all you have is a shitty trinket that's going to pop within a minute
>enemy top is just going to push you in, buy a pink and clear out whatever you have with 0 retaliation from your jungler
>enemy jungler will tower dive you over and over while yours farms wolves
>lane is nothing but cancer picks and where most current cancer picks are situated
Mundo was my comfy pick before he was buffed. Now he's 100% banned.
yeah gimme "support" lol xd
>>128835695
Jax and Kayle
>>128835695
Jax, Vayne, Jinx
>>128835374
Vi and her bf taking a bath together (cockcleaning)
>>128834428
elo hell doesnt exist
those games happen in every elo
git gud shitter
>>128835774
I said hypercarries, not irrelevant ADC's
>>128835821
>Jinx
goot one m8
>>128832991
>mouthpussy
I'll have to steal that
>>128835898
If you're this new then just play the game and get a feel for it first
>>128835695
I really don't know how TSM let Jax through bans over Fiora (Who isn't THAT cancerous anymore) or Olaf. Dude is permabanned in SoloQ for a reason. With Guinsoo's alone he powerspikes as hard as he did with 3 items just a season ago.
>>128835810
You only have the ap support item, holy shit, did they stood in front of your plants the whole game?
>>128835619
Oh, well.
>>128835623
>>128835686
Do i have to hold R to charge or i can just R -> left click?
>>128835898
>sona
>irrelivant adc
Is this waifu lewd?
>>128835374
not a gf thing, but she arrested someone she fancied and she is supervising him taking a shower alone and accidentally dropping the soap leaving himself in a very "vulnerable" position when going to pick it up
>>128835828
>dickcheese shit
fuck that
i like futa but you guys are literal degenerates
>>128834986
Learn some wave control with Darius, or pick gnar into him.
AP item ungutting fucking when.
Doubleshit hater here. Today was a based day.
>>128834428
>>128835695
gangplank, Vayne, kog shit,jax, Ryze if you can play him well enough
>>128835968
no, I played zyra.
If you pray to the plant gods and promise them to main Zyra support and feed on her for your first 100 games they grant you magical Zyra powers
this is actually true, it took a long ass time to get not shit with this champ. hardest champ I've played personally
who is the best safest split push ignores all fights top laner?
>>128835374
>vi and her bf on a roadtrip
>had too much soda
>both stop to pee on the side of the road
>>128836165
my nigga
>hated CLG due to double being there
>CLG finally gets rid of double
>stixxay is quiet yet legit like niels
>they shitstomp CLG
>TSM spends 3 bans on zion and still gets raped by Zion
my dick was so hard the entire game
>#outplay Yasuo with point and click cc
>He gets assmad in all chat
>>128836221
Tryndamere
I have never seen a blue ez contribute anything outside of lane phase.
>>128836165
C9 hater here
Today was a based day.
are ban times done in PST? I have a ban coming off at 4:30am but I'm east coast so do I have to wait til 7:30?
>>128836295
wtf are you talking about blue ez is shit UNTIL out of laning phase
>>128835828
>>128836034
>>128836224
Took notes
Probably won't deliver today as I have to leave soon but will try to post them here
>>128835930
Do as you please
>>128835753
I was looking more for scenarios, but I'll try to tone those down
>>128836295
Something something Stixxay pentakill
>>128836224
Why aren't you getting a tripcode you degenerate nigger faggot?
>>128836295
ez can't be blue until he leaves lane
>>128836350
I guess they're just good players working with a shit build, then.
>>128836221
Tryndamere is great for splitpushing nonstop.
They try and fight you? E and run away
You get ganked? E and run away, ult if necessary.
You really want the tower but there's 3 people after you? Ult and ignore them.
But Tryndamere can still fight a lot of current top-laners, especially tanky ones, at most stage of the game.
>>128835256
Well, she's really kind and innocent. She possesses divine powers of healing yet she's humble and selfless to a fault, using her powers exclusively to protect others. This denotes a very well-developed personality, virtually free from the haunts of insecurity and anxiety.
Such a noble soul must be gifted with a huge dick. It's rather obvious, really.
>>128836457
no
blue ez just requires a good player because you need to be able to not feed in lane with TEAR OF THE GODESS as your first item
>>128836492
I don't get why she HAS to be gifted with a huge p*nis...
>>128836457
i doubt it honestly if you win lane with blue ez you're going to be really strong later on
he is easier to play later
>>128835986
He was referring to Master Yi. Still a puzzling remark since Yi generally goes the way of the Devourer in these modern nights
Which champs are best for splitpushing/backdooring right now?
>browsing lolg on mobile
WHERE ARE MY FILTERS
ATTENTIONWHORES
FUTAFAGS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>128836663
welcome to the real world faggot
>>128836662
rammus
>>128836663
ahhhhhhhhh shit posts
i will now shitpost ahhhhhhhhhh
>>128836148
fucking never. which is a shame, patch 5.13 was literally the best league has ever been.
>>128836437
>mfw normies actually make sense for once
>>128836754
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHITPOSTS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>128836613
Because he WANTS her to have a huge penis
>>128836796
Me? A normie? I've been lurking 4chan for years you fucking faggot
>>128836754
We shitposting now? Okay
HOLY SHIT BARD IS SLEEPER OP.
TEEMO IS SUCH A GOOD CHAMPION
THIS IS MY 8th POST RESPONDING TO THE SAME CONTEST POST. HERE ARE SOME OF THE SAME IMAGES I KEEP POSTING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
>>128835805
>leaves enemy pink ward alive
>wonders why jungler won't gank
With the time he attempts to gank for you(and fails because the entire lane is warded) he could go gank a lane that's much more likely to get the kill.
If you can't hold your own in lane against one person then you're shit.
If you're being camped then fair enough the jungler should try and help but if not then it's all on you.
>>128836938
s/normie/not-a-futa-fag/
better?
>>128836938
idk dude
>anime
that's pretty normie
>>128836613
She's perfect in pretty much every way otherwise so why wouldn't she?
A pure and innocent heart, nice and bubbly buttocks, perfectly round breasts and a huge dripping horsecock. And there's absolutely nothing gay about falling for her because she's a girl.
Perfect. Just perfect.
>>128835292
Moth champ now!
>>128836613
Because of cock-loving degenerate faggots, that's why.
>>128836949
AHHHHHHH I AM POSTING TWO LINES OF OBVIOUS SHIT ABOUT THE GAME AND POSTING THE SAME 3 CROPPED PORN PRETENDING I AM CONTRIBUTING MORE THAN THE REST OF THE THREAD AHHHHHHH
>>128837151
A-Anon...
>>128836663
Literally #triggered
>gf decides she wants to start playing LoL after telling me she quit after trying it years ago and getting flamed
>queue up in an intro bot game with her
>"WAIT THERE'S OTHER REAL PEOPLE IN HERE?"
>"yeah but it's fine no one's gonna flame you I'll just lane with you and no one cares about stupid stuff on low level bot games anyways"
>starts having literal 6 year old level meltdown
>"I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANY MORE YOU LIED TO ME"
>?????
>storms out of room
I think I'm ready to start dating boys exclusively now.
>>128837081
>confusing watching animes with smug anime faces
baka
>>128837238
>>128836949
AHHHH
VLAD V X
WHO WINS
PLEASE ADVISE
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>128837389
that's pretty normie too
>>128837326
What if she plays bot games with us? We are very nice and we focus on having fun rather than being good.
>>128837454
well then
>>128837427
AHHHHHHHHH IS <meta champion> GOOD? I SAW <streamer> PLAYING IT AND IT LOOKS BROKEN
AHHHHHH
>>128837427
no but seriously guys
vlad vs viktor - tips?
>>128837326
Or you could you know, look for a girl that's more your type? That's like eating a bad steak and deciding to never eat meat again.
does anyone here piss in anything while they play?
this game takes so fucking long
>>128837326
how are you just now realizing that girls are like that
>>128837724
no you animal
>>128836613
you're right, she should have adolphin pussy
>>128836457
>it's the only build every challenger ez is using
>it's what every korean ez is using
>it literally JUST got used in LCS today
>>128837491
I'm not putting my gf in a hugbox that'll only encourage this near-autistic behavior
>>128837661I'm growing to hate vaginas and crave dick and I'm also a girl :^)
>>128834641
>farm autistically
fug that sounds unfun
too bad. vlad looks like a cool character
>>128837914
But bot games are fun, she should join us. ;_;
>>128837871
Why not a regular one???
>>128837326
that soundscute
>>128837642
Viktor will abuse the VVVlad in lane and do more damage through out the whole game. Vlad can do stuff tooooooo but Viktor is like a walking Nuke while Vlad is a hand grenade
>>128837326
>not just putting her in a custom match
>>128838103
You don't even have an autistic girlfriend, do you?
>>128837724
>time to go to WR before queue
>time to go to BR (bathroom not Brazil) during loading screen
how fucking small is your dick that you have to pee every ten minutes
>>128838023
this is the best way to deal with girls
it's really the only way or else you will be miserable forever. they can't change how they are, so it's not really their fault
>>128837326
To be fair, co-op tends to be extremely frustrating in this game - it's the queue where newbies get flamed by Bronze and Silver smurfs. So pots calling kettles; with the benefit of intimate knowledge their words can sting very deeply.
You really ought to talk to her about it. Or listen to her vent and possibly cry. Just remember you should default to compassion and patience when dealing with an emotionally distressed person.
bed'dby sejuani!
>>128838103
play a custom game against bots then with just you two
>>128837724
Nah even in high school I could piss at 7:50 AM and not even get the urge to piss again until I was arriving home at like 3:45 PM.
In hindsight that's probably unhealthy but nothing's fucked with me so far at 23, and even then I can just go take a wizz during champion select once everything's locked and selected.
>>128838185
PEDO GO AND STAY GO
>mfw LJL has twice as many viewers as LPL stream
>>128838185
If you play bot games with US you won't have to worry about such negative things!
>>128838324
normie go and stay go
do you guys think Jax will be nerfed?
>>128838178
I drink a lot for enjoyment I guess
>>128838451
No, but Guinsoos will
Did a streamer recently play flash/smite shaco? Why the fuck are there so many playing this?
>>128834742
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>>128836613
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>>128837224
Soraka doesn't have a dick, she's pure.
>>128834861
W-what? I meant LAN as in the server.
>This Yi, comes in to bot, Alpha Strikes the both of us, does his mastery emote.
>And then feeds all game.
Also, this fucking Kalista threw me into their fountain as we were winning and ruined my perfect KDA.
I think that Annie got a stroke.
>>128838395
This is NOT okay.
How the heck do you carry from support as Velkoz? I mean, I do high damage for a support. I ward around and everything. But doing support has me realized how incompetent people really are. They don't look at the map, they walk into no vision, they linger in bot lane farming despite the pings and the obvious incoming of the enemy to gank them. You really see a new light when you're depending on your entire team to make plays. And if I even try to make plays and misposition even a little bit, I blow up, so I have to pretty much play backline support to the T.
>>128838395
>anyone who isn't a pedophile is a normie
I like playing Poppy.
i've seen so many idiots die both on my team and the enemy team just because they wanted to do the ebin disrespect and stopped to laugh or taunt and miscalculated that they would catch up to them
i blame streams for this
>>128838593
nononono
more like
>anyone who is upset by erotic CARTOON children is a normie
>>128838324
But that's not pedo. Teemo is an adult Yordle! He's also a competent killer so it's not like there's any way I could abuse him in this relationship or coerce him into doing anything unpleasant - moreover, I would never do these things.
>>128838374
Nah, I'm good, but thanks for the offer. Maybe if/when I get myself a smurf in NA.
>>128837914If you're in Ohio I might have what you need
>>128838395
Reminder that trump will hunt down all pedophiles and remove them from existence. Nowhere is safe from America
>>128834428
You would win more if you posted more Graves
>>128838448
>>128838734
implying trump will win
implying i live in the US
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think that Trundle isn't complete dumpster-tier unplayable garbage
>>128838608
she feels really clunky to me
at least she's better than old poppy though
Can League pros do this?
>>128838873
>better than old poppy
top kek
>>128838810
What about 'nowhere is safe from America' do you not understand you dirty muslim?
>in champ select
>wont let me lock in my ban for my team
>autododges me
>30 minute wait time due to it
>check how much LP the force dodge costed me
>it took 20 fucking LP from me
its over guys
the cucks won
>>128838837
every champion is good enough for solo queue
>>128838837
this is awful bait
>>128838904
Anyone want to play on the PBE together?
>>128838608
Me too, It feels that it's the only joy I'm getting from this game.
