We did it edition
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w (embed)
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/community-update-a-fond-farewell
>List of /hg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whs3eQiGdX5Ve8hVDHjuca-aRnx0igrMoIIiKYW-JAA/edit?usp=sharing
>Spartan Company:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
>tfw no /hg/ anon to play halo while waiting for him to come back from work and when he gets home he's sore so I draw him a hot bath and give him a back massage
HALO 5 IS
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We got 2/12, anyone else want in?
>>128827303
For what?
>>128827242
Global Rule 10: No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
>>128827614
Whatever we want
>>128827159
>tfw no /hg/ anon to be the little spoon to my big spoon.
heh
>>128828956
I dont get it, explain pls
>>128828073
>play swat
>get swatnums 80% of the time
>leave because I aint wasting my time with that shit
>get banned
>even from social HHAHAHA
>play warzone
>get Escape from arc 3 times in a row
>4th time, I leave
>get banned
STOP LEAVING. IT RUINS THE GAME!!!!
This game is garbage.
>Community update
>80% of it is skins and req system updates
>warzone assualt (non new) map
>arena (retextured forge map)
Bravo 343. Bravo. You have to literally try and not make content to be releasing shit this bad
>havent played in ~8 weeks
>check waypoint
>just +cosmetics and ""on-they-way game modes."
oh wow
>>128829321
I honestly don't understand why they won't release more gameplay things like gametypes etc.
>>128829110
Mara Sov is queen of the Reef in destiny
>>128829720
I would have sex with her.
>>128828956
>warzone assault
>offense
>sword + supressor
>>128829720
Bitch
>>128830421
i picked it up from a corpse on the spire because i actually like using it
the sword is courtesy of a random common weapon
>>128829963
I would have sex with a different woman dressed as her.
>>128830656
>not liking blue buttcheeks
get a load of this chumpstick
>>128831075
She looks too much like David Bowie.
>tfw you remember all the shit you did as a kid
Well at least I did play halo..
>>128832590
What else did you do?
>>128833806
>bullied
>shoplifting also stealing from friends
>faked documents
>insulting teachers
>vandalism
>blackmailing people
>torturing little bugs
>lying about stuff
>faking alibis
>disobeying stuff
etc
Im literally cancer
Or was, dunno.
>>128835485
>not strangling cats
>>128835485
I think I molested a little kid once.
We were both same age so not pedo.
>>128836004
>still being that autistic
>>128836443
It was basically shota x shota (kinda)
it's been 9 days since I've played halo and I fear I still have many more days ahead. I don't know if I'm getting the xbo back.
>>128836719
Just cuck her and get a new xbox
Hey 343 I fixed Mark V just say the word and I'll send you my direct deposit info.
![[CANT WAKE UP].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LyBDuK5.jpg "[CANT WAKE UP].jpg")
>>128837252
>that helmet
>>128837252
Thank god I have the mark IV helmet
>>128837449
>>128837350
Even with just the black undersuit and sage color it looks 100x better. Helmet is still kinda' fucked, but the Mark IV helmet should be fine. The weird thing is that the concept art for it is completely flawless - the modeler just fucked up everything somehow.
>>128837818
![mark-v[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DuLxQ4p.png "mark-v[1].png")
>>128837818
Nothing but a full redesign will ever make that helmet look good
>>128838026
Help im getting disconnected from games, anyone?
Did you guys hear about activision firing odonnel from bungie?
holy shit the plasma caster needs a nerf
>>128839830
nah
>>128839830
Caster is useless
Bring back the Plasma Launcher and Concussion Rifle, delete the Caster
>>128838748
where were you like, a year ago?
>>128838529
And now im banned from Halo 5: Guardians
>>128836719
I hope you get it soon I miss playing with you
>>128836719
Was this about when your family heard the party chat?
Why does the matchmaking put full parties against teams of solo queues?
>>128844473
343 hates us and the game is not popular enough to support both.
Do you guys like rocket party?
I've decided I don't like rocket party.
Just jumping/boosting and spamming rockets.
just got xbox live gold for a dollar anyone want to play some halo 3 or reach?
>>128847037
Play halo 3
>>128847657
gtag?
>>128847731
I'm not home right now but halo 3 is the better choice
Gt Dont Fire here
In case you see me online
>>128847985
i agree 3 is better but reach has more game modes that are populated
>Nearing 2.0 K/D in Halo 5
You guys do play BTB exclusively to statpad, right?
And on a sidenote can anyone tell me what the point of the Suppressor is? I do no damage with that weapon.
>>128850286
It does less damage than, say, an AR, but you don't have to aim with it.
>>128850286
>the point of the Suppressor is?
killing Cmdr Lochagos
>>128853076
It also hits the drivers of vehicles where they're exposed, without hitting the vehicles. Same with the boltshot.
Next time, grab a boltshot and shoot at the fag in a ghost. You'll kill him without damaging the ghost, and it only takes a few shots.
>tfw no /hg/ anon to take turns playing breakout rounds with while we're in our pajamas and cozy under the covers and whoever dies has to go fetch the hot cocoa
>>128854752
Absolutely DED GAME
>>128855984
ur ded
A-Am I the only /hg/ poster still up?
>>128854752
>tfw no /hg/ anon to just lay in bed and talk about stuff and things with for hours on end while we inch closer and closer subtly and be for we know itour pinkies are interlocked and we are staring at each others eyes not sure what to say but we know this moment carries a weight to it that we know means something.
>>128857816
I am up but I have nothing to talk about halo related, and the only thing on my mind is the male form.
>>128857816
anyone want to do halo 3 custom games sometime?
>>128858026
Talk dirty to me anon
>>128858079
Last time I talked dirty I got banned.
>>128857816
I'm about to go to sleep.
>>128858079
>>128858278
Let's keep thread pure.
>>128858063
Most people just play MCC and Halo 5 exclusively, maybe some Halo Reach
Reminder to ALWAYS betray your team mates
>>128858996
Reminder to send nice supportive messages to everyone on your team onces and a while, especially the one who doesn't talk on a mic.
>>128859048
Absolutely disgusting.
Bump before bed
>>128864042
Shamelessly reposting my image.
>mfw the MK5 helmet
343 is nothing but a bunch of fuck ups who only make good things when they have to.
>>128866897
I'm confused. The Mk4 looks exactly like the Halo 1 armor. So why does the wiki say the Mk5 is what he had in Halo 1, when it looks closer to Halo 2?
>>128866943
MK4 doesn't look exactly like it. Body is different and its meant to be but it does share similarities. Helmet of the MK4 compared to this awful redesign looks closer to MK5 though.
>have to master all spartan company kill commendations to get the Achilles armor
This is the biggest joke since 343.
rip
>>128867827
Assuming you have an active company full of not-scrubs, it shouldn't be all too difficult. It's a grind, to be sure, but I doubt it'll take more than a few months of average playing.
I requested to join the /hg/ company. Gamertag is Gae Dearg
pls inv.
>>128873515
sent :^)
Reach anyone?
ded thred>told her how I feel
>she feels the same
I FUCKING LOVE YOU LADS THAT TOLD ME TO GO FOR IT
>>128878745
Can't wait to see you again in 3 years telling us about your wife's son.Otherwise, congrats anon.
>>128878745
>her
>>128878745
How was the concert tho? Also no problem anon. Good luck and have fun, enjoy getting laid :3
>>128878901
A man can dream
>>128879994
Manned up and done it before the concert so it's more fun when we go, ty anon
>>128879979
>pic related
>>128880173
Congrats then and enjoy your concert
The Memes shall never die.
This is Smash General after all.
Do humans lay eggs?
True, or the other one?
>>128880363
Ill smash your boipucci
Hey /hg/
I want to play Combat Evolved on PC (The singleplayer primarily), where's the best place to get it? I imagine original copies are far and few between.
Will I need anything to make it compatible with Win7? Will I need a product key or something? What's this Custom Edition I keep hearing about?
>>128881478
Just torrent it.
There's a product key if you try and get a legitimate disc, but keygens are fine if you don't want to play the multiplayer.
Custom Edition is a separate version of the game designed to load user-made maps. There are some modded single player maps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TQSGzR95xU
>>128880761
Sir, One cant just fuck the First Myrtr of Halo, without papers.
>>128881836
Where can I get papers Sir?
>>128881962
Either by going to the Vatican and going through extension 104, or through the Heart.
Rape is likely without a 3 or higher in INT and a 5 in Stre.
>>128881478
best place to buy old halo for comp is a used games and software store. idk if you can really get an /original/ copy, but there's always buying digital if you can't get your hands on a disc
i run CE happily today on win7 on my parallels virtual machine, had to switch once OSX made the change off power-pc functionality, lost my ability to play halo, ut2004, empire at war, lord of the rings, and so on with my mac
anything extra you might need is included with the game because thats how things used to be, but I wouldn't count on needing an update since it's from 2001. runs beautifully even on a potato setup
Halo Custom Edition (abbreviated Halo CE) is a secondary release by Gearbox, its essentially a version of combat evolved that allows user created content, you can download the newest versions for free off halomaps.org but it requires a valid cd key to play, so no surprises there. its servers and community are still active. Tons of mapmaking tools, custom weapons, bipeds, even scripted missions with cutscenes. Firefight, AI battles, etc. The massive maps that let you fly longswords and pelicans around are my personal favorites. Most notable in custom edition is CMT doing a remake of the campaign, which they've been working on in versions since before CE:A was ever a thing. they're currently on SPV3 and it is hotly anticipated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmqbqSAt1RE
>>128881478
It's still on Amazon for $20.
>>128882182
>5 in stre
Oh :(
How can I get the papers trough heart?
>>128883434
Through*
>>128883434
>>128883581
Love my friend, Love.
>>128883938
But thats gay :(
>>128880363
Not rare peepee general?
>>128881738
>Those wonderful times of Coldsnap on custom edition
>>128884362
Not today, we must honor the memory of Smash.
>>128884367
Coldsnap, Hugeass, Extinction, and the like were pretty shit maps. They were too big for an 8v8 game.
Is hotrod bisex or gay?
Still here, looking to play Reach.
Gt: Karmic Discord
>>128884997
ANSWER ME DAMMIT !
>Apex 7
>Trying to spawn at the East Armory sends me to in front of the enemy's base
>Guy is driving his scorpion out
>Run up to board, he gets out to stop me
>jump in his tank, kill him, and drive off
they really need to get the spawning less fucked but holy shit I was dying
Why the fuck did they make scout warthogs?
>>128886753
More or Less, Machinima.
Just wish another player could hide in the back.
>>128886753
For winning warzone games
>>128886870
Having two spartans able to ride in the back would allow me to forgive 343 for everything
>>128886870
Answer me>>128884997
>>128887451
>Still healing after Halo 4.
Time to Heal wounds.
>>128887516
Let the anger flow through you.
Im done with h5, gonna play MCC. Cant cope with the broken as fuck aim mechanics.
>we gonna givr you x:y axis settings
>update doesnt have those
Oh ok. Fuck you 343
Any other good mulitplayer games I can play?
>>128887764
Im not even mad Im just askig becausereasons :3c
>>128888371
How about you just git gud
>>128888571
How about you cant git gud because the aim is so broken that its 70% rng
>>128888657
>tfw aiming precisly
>random velocity jump
>aim is 500m away from target
THANKS 343 FOR NOTHING
>>128888517
What Reasons
>>128888808sexual reasons :3==8
>>128888995
These Shenanigans will have to wait until later, Bed Time then Work.
How much have you guys spent on Gold packs so far?750 bucks here
>>128889279
>still didnt answerso its a yes? :3c
>>128889535
GOYIM LEVELS REACHING MAXIMUM
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
>>128889535
3 bucks.
[Spoiler]get help m8 [/spoiler]
>switch to h2a multiplayer
>23-3
Why is halo 5 so shit?
>>128888995
MachiNima when?
>>128889808
because you can't git gud at Halo 5
>>128889917
Whenhotrods Dicks INSIDE me :3
>>128890003
This. Halo 5 literally demands more skill than any Halo game that came before it.
Being good at H5 means that you are extremely good in every other Halo game on the planet
>>128889535
pls be joke
>>128889808
You're playing the easiest MP halo, that's why
>>128889808
want to play mcc?
ayy lmao
>>128889808
>gets a good score on a game with less skill
>shits in Halo 5 because of it
>>128890314
Yeah sure whats your GT?
>>128890437
I don't have mic is that cool?
What is yours I can message you.
I'm killing myself. It's been real.
Someone say MCC? Because I think I heard someone say MCC.
>>128890123
>more skill
I think you mean you need a premade group who actually plays together . Halo 5 is shit
>bullet mangnetism so strong that sniper bullets literally bend 90°
>spartancharge
>melee magnetism
>cant dodge nades
>pistol is OP (can out gun a BR)
>tiny as fuck maps
>broken XY axis
>skill
Yeah sure bud
>>128891598
literally just git fucking gud. I dont know any other way to put it.
>>128891598
>bullet mangnetism so strong that sniper bullets literally bend 90°
Need proof
>>128891261
Yeah Ill invite you
>>128891116
Just post your GT m8
Also yeah its cool I dont have a mic either and I play for fun
>>128891736
>>128891737
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UL1_ht1EdAU
Sorry but Halo 5 doesnt require skill.
>>128891598
Sounds like you suck
>>128829321
>big white blobs in the middle of the armor color scheme that we cant change out
when will this meme end 343
>>128891929
>Tries to show proof
>Video is of an AR
I already know AR takes no skill but I want to see a sniper rifle like you said in >>128891598
>>128891745
I don't like posting gt. Are you in beta company? I'll just message you for invite.
>>128889808
>BR BABBY
>>128892190
Its for all guns and just watch sniper gameplay. You dont have to point it to the head to get a headshot.
>>128892316
>"Just watch sniper gameplay"
No proof? Your claim is discarded.
>>128892473
Just study it out.
>>128884948
what about hotzone?
nicksalpharp v2?
rpg beta 6_2?
hey may have been huge but they were still fun as fuck to play on
>>128891598
>melee magnetism
thats existed since halo 3 you clown
>can't view deaths in game
Why is halo 4 so retarded?
>>128891745
Hit me with that invite again. Sorry, I was finishing a warzone match.
>>128892138
YES
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS
>there are people who are defending halo 5s mistakes for free
Wew lad when did you guys become shills?
Where are the kill cams in Halo 5?
>voting for 4 in mcc matchmaking
>>128894051
Halo 4 is arguably better though.
>Introduced sprint
>Armor abilities were balanced
>Armor customization
>Forge was better than 3
>BR and DMR were in the same game
>Loadouts
I could go on but Halo 3 was lacking compared to 4.
>>128893205
My favorite map was cmt_Tensity and Snow Grove.
>the MA5K will never be real
>>128892252
Send message
>>128894296
Who says we're picking between 3 and 4?
They keep picking it over ce and 2 and h2a.
>>128894296
>sprint
>Loadouts
>good
>>128893583
What do you wanna play family?
>>128894296
>listing "introduced sprint" and "loadouts" as though those were good things
>>128894296
>armor abilities
None of the other games in mcc have them...
>>128890420
YOU FUCKER
Does adjacantbias want to join us on MCC?
>>128895353
>>128894553
thanks.
I might have to leave after couple games.
Or less with this queue time.
What to play?
Pls respond. What do you guys want to play?
>>128895687
>what to play?
Halo 5
>>128895687
I just don't like 3 or 4 much on mcc.
>PLAYERS FOUND...
>players found
>restarting search
>players found
>restarting search
:(
>>128896037
Fuck me, how long have we been sitting at this screen? I knew the MCC was dead, but this is insane.
>>128896138
I was queuing solo relatively quickly earlier, I think it must be because we're a party?
>>128896321
Yep I was able to find matches alone too.
>tfw trying to "im deleting you daddy"
It doesnt work :(
>tfw probably have to leave before we find a match
this matchmaking tho
Have to go, sorry senpai.
>>128896790
Rip :(
Damn it /hg/, I just saw a Halo 3 gameplay video from the MCC and I really want to play again.
Is the Halo 3 community alive at all? This is a big deal to me because I have literally no other reason to buy an Xbone.
>Took only 20min to find a match
>its halo 4
>>128897637
The MCC is fucking dead. I wouldn't bother.
Stop playing shitty games and get back into playing H5
>>128898378
I think we're gonna have to. That wasn't even fun, and I'd rather not talk to children anymore.
>>128898378
But halo 5 is shitty
>>128898474
What?
>>128889535
I bought a couple when the game first came out, to see what they were like. Other than that, I haven't bothered. I don't see the point in buying packs since you'll have nothing to work towards.
>>128874907
GTag?
Halo 4 was eazy modo
dead
>>128897637
there are usually 1000 people playing on the 360 version in social slayer or ranked and 300 in lone wolves on weekends
>>128898713
Get good
>Three Warden Eternals on Legendary
Fuck that was worse than Halo 2's bosses
>>128904343
>not just skipping it
>>128904343
>not just betraying your team mates instead
baka desu senpai
>>128904551
>>128904681This is the campaign
>>128904803
You can skip the three wardens in campaign.
>>128904803
>campaign
>not just betraying your team mates in mutiplayer to save the trouble
weak b8
>>128904916
You mean the bit just before Captain King gets cockblocked by his waifu?
I wish I did that instead.
>>128905047
>waifu
>ironically not having betraying your team mates as your waifu
biggest mistake ever
>>128904916
HOW?
>>128905837
by betraying your team mates in mutiplayer as a offering
>>128899945
>he thinks 11-0 is ez
XDD
eat shit seattle
>>128906047
of course halo 4 is easy as fuck all you have to do is betray your team mates and you literally win the game.
>>128905837
>Hug to the right side
>Use man cannon
>Hit the apex of your jump
>Ground pound the high up platform
Done.
>>128906263
I hope you get betryed by teammates.
>>128906251
>eat shit seattle
only if you betray your team mates
>>128905837
Use mancannon and Ground pound to get to the platform where you need to go
>>128906352
>>128906424
these guys are full of shit this is objectivity the only right answer >>128905981
>>128893606
I got u senpai
>>128907162
>I got u senpai
>he didn't betray his team mates
apparently not
so any customs or lobbies up?
>>128910645
No
Everyone is playing Rainbow Six or Plants vs Zombies nowadays.
>>128910745
>PvZ
Good taste, more fun and variety in just the beta than Halo 5.
>>128910745
JOKES ON YOU IM WATCHING ANIME RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT EVEN ON XBOX
HEH
>>128910745
my whole fucking friends list is Hulu or Netflix and sometimes youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ur47nRByY0
>>128911351
What is this?
>>128911513
ur mom
t-thanks japan
>>128910876
What animes senpai.
>>128914003
I was watching dimension w.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMUi6x2d4Y
https://youtu.be/OzlzUb6YxwU?t=7m54s
WAKE UP HG !!
>tfw no cool video gamer friend to use one of these $20 papa johns gift cards on
i just want to be nice and give someone a free pizza with one of these gift cards i got today
>>128918150
If only I had a Papa John's around my house.
>>128918150
Only if I can eat YOUR pizza booty afterwards bby~
>tfw make a pizza botty meme joke
>get ignored
>mfw my shitposting is getting ignored for 3 days now
>gonna kill myself
>>128919174
don't do that
do you want a pizza anon? is there a papa john's near you? are you able to pick it up or pay for the tip?
>>128920249
Nope sorry we dont even have papa johns here ,_,
pic dont related its something I drew
Hello? Halo?
Anyone up for some warzone?
>>128918150
I'll take it
Can we transform hg into xbone genreal? Maybe then we could actually post about more than halo and the threads wouldnt die so fast?
>>128921784
but Halo is the only good Xbone game
>>128921784
Halo is the only game I play on Xbone tho
>>128922017
>>128922329
But people play other games and then they actually could write about those. Like I see playing battlefield 4 or pvz or other games and they could write about them too so the threads wouldnt die.
And you guys could still talk about halo.
>>128921256
I'll be on shortly
>>128922017
Not true.
Sunset Overdrive is an example of another good Xbone exclusive, though the average /v/edditor who hasn't played it will dismiss it with the usual "meh, it's shit."
>>128922859
I was about to say this, i thought sunset overdrive was really fun, however the dlcs i felt were to short and not really worth the money
>>128922859
I got it with my console and while it was fun for a single playthrough, I wouldn't have played it otherwise.
>>128922859
That game has no replayability so I didn't buy it
Are there any armor upgrades worth using besides improved shields?
>>128924761
forerunner grenade
>>128924761
Advanced Radar and Improved Shields are the only ones I use depending on the situation.
>>128922556
Are there any popular exclusives that don't have their own threads or could do with some overlap?
