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>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 9, 850 COMMENTS, OR 250 IMAGES
>GhostQuest finale tonight at 6 PM.
1st for saving Chica, fuck those kids
2nd for hype
2nd for stopping the loop at '87!
Xth for saving Toy Chica because FUCK the ketchup kids
>>128795958
Psh, you guys really didn't have to go through the trouble, last thread was fine as is, BUT no time to fuck around, we got two hours left. Game faces.
The Prep Guide is HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PWRG2qAYfupa8j1O3GaKPb4355M6Nwla8A_3A5blKUQ/edit?usp=sharing
Sessions 1-16 are here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17uFd0-vzya9OtvDYVvDzPDDQyFMLE6BHjlCsbjiPTOk/edit?usp=sharing
Session 17 is here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18_sHjD42vp6SXxAPW-KBr5nxGqrCEStwPpcN6moVCbI/edit?usp=sharing
Sessions 18-20 are here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OjvzmdFeryfBSIyHY9Mjemtczww3UsfcEBtTRglcpJA/edit?usp=sharing
Reposting for GQ Hype soon
>>128796160
I did want to use that pic because I'm a Souldozer fan, but also because he forgot to leave a note about the current state of the Voicefag archive.
>>128796160
REPOSTING goals for Phillip as known by each Unit and Oracle.
Oracle: Aligns with Unit .3, prevent the loop from every happening, don't let her ever become Merged. Maybe. She also believes Phillip should make his own decisions now.
Unit .1: ???
Unit .2: Kill Unit .1, kill all Units except Unit .2, promises to make it worth your while, will explain more should you kill Unit .1 supposedly.
Unit .3: Prevent the Loop from ever starting: prevent the bite and/or remove/kill Fritz. This could leave you stranded in 1987 but would prevent the death of the children. Oracle would remain Toy Chica in this instance and never 'exist' beyond being an animatronic performer.
>>128784820
>I think Blon might be cuter than your Foxy.
Well at this point that's not very hard to do
>yfwGhost gets mildly sleepy halfway through the session and the end of Ghostquest is rescheduled to three months from now
Reposting here I guess. I'm gonna fuck off and doodle some stuff and hopefully have something worth showing.
>>128796561
>yfw philip dies in a room out of time
>yfw we can't reload because he isn't technically dead, just about to die over and over again
>>128796360
Starting to think going with .2 is the better idea here. Maybe we'll get to keep Oracle. Besides, if we can accomplish killing themfreddy, we can likely take care of .2.
>>128796981
But what if Unit .1 is a nice guy?
>>128797062
We'll have to see. Maybe he's got a better offer; it's their bid for their fate against one another.
>>128796451
So can we all agree that floppy eared bons are the cutest and purest?
CriBlonnie, VawBon, KittenBon, Weaver's AltBlonnie. And I'm probably missing some others.
>>128797062
Diff anon, but I personally want a chance to talk to the guy if possible just to see if unit .2 isn't setting us up again. There may be some unseen consequence to killing him and making her the sole surviving member of the hivemind or something even she doesn't know.
>>128796360
Dammit, forgot again.
Unit .4: Not to be dead
>>128796981
>>128797062
>>128797264
Unit 1 is kind of a wildcard still, what we do might come down to the first meeting
Thread don't die damn it. Also we need more art of spring bons
>>128798560
I don't have spring bons but I have springtraps.
>>128796451
I just wanna play with TB's floppy ears
>>128795883
>she will never jerk you off with her onahole appendage
>she will never taunt you about how you came so quickly and that she is going to get pregnant.
soon
>>128799724
What are you, Nerdanon's brother?
Reposting for new thread
Checharoni the booruroni.
>>128800612
Kind of trippy how the thumbnails have black backgrounds because of the transparent background.
Neat!
>>128798560
>>128800612
That most recent one with the dual handjob is...really cute aaa
>>128800776
Getting used to a new version of sai and apparently that happens if you save your png with an alpha channell
We've got literally hundreds of fan interpretations of the characters. There's not enough time in the world to get all the shipping I want to see.
I want to see a bunch of artist's Mangles lewdly fawning over Crisis's new Toy Bonnie.
I want to see Gudfox plowing Mizu's trashy Chica.
I want to see Weaver's Frenchfred hook up with Fansmut's Michelle.
I want AU Cheeky to grind on Phillip while he's at his desk.
I want Special Friend to jerk off two Mikes at once.
>>128801069
>you will never see a giant collab game featuring every OC playing various roles
>>128801069
>I want to see Weaver's Frenchfred hook up with Fansmut's Michelle.
...Yeah, I could see them getting along I guess
>>128801069
french freddy is not for sexual
he is the purest boy
>>128801069
>nothing gay
>>128801759
>french freddy is not for sexual
>>128801915There's not enough straight stuff on the booru imo.
>>128801069
I just want to see Mike and Beanpole together in a primal, loving, fearing embrace.
>>128802348
Mike really needs to grow up and get over the whole painful death thing they need to start their relationship off properly
He's really too old to be this frightened of commitment
>>128802348
>>128802650
Bonnie, please.
dos any one else thinkk th e best ro bot is foxy
>>128802330
Nigga, there's tons of it.
>>128798706
>you will never seewhat Sy's SF stands for
ITt's san francisco, isn't it?
>>128803184Needs more.
>>128803169
Foxy
Fexy
Fepsy
Pepsi
>>128785540
>>128800934
It is.That's why I requested the other one so the lewd-to-cute ratio could be probably aligned.
>>128803450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4
Pepsiman sprinting down the hall and busting through the door to give Mike a soda when?
>>128802710
Animatronic/Human is fine for a youthful fling, but you can't embark on a serious relationship if you aren't both haunted robots.
>>128802710
Pssh, it can't be Bonnie. How could I even type on a regular keyboard with giant animatronic fingers?
>>128803729
>Chica without her face
ha-HAAA!
>>128803729
>ya don't wanna know where that's been!
I do.I'll take one Toy Fem? Freddy lewd please.
Does this mean anything?
Session 21 begins in roughly 30-45 minutes. Going to the store to buy some sodas before I kick this off as well as reviewing sessions 19-20 one final time and getting all my paperwork together.
This session has the potential to be lengthy, especially if you guys die, you are permitted one save state at the beginning of this session that can be loaded once, and once only. If you die twice, the game is over. Because it might be longer than average, I intend on having a 45 minute break at a very specific point.
Also, because of the amount of information to keep track of in this session, expect longer gaps than usual between posts. This also means that if you want to post longer suggestions, they are more likely to be considered than the norm of taking the first few immediate responses and working with them. I'm almost certain a few choices down this road will need to be strawpolled on as well.
The next time I post will be the beginning of the session. Good luck.
>>128801069
>Frenchfred x Fansmut's Michelle
as you like itsorry Fansmut
>>128805375
Nothing like using physical actions to help get the point across
>>128805375
The translation to your style looks.. surprisingly flowing. Michelle doesn't even look out of place.
>>128805085
I hope everyone's got their dicks ready
>>128805085
We're all gonna die, it's over
>>128805375Good evening madam. I hate to impose, but your employee's file says you're something of a seamstress.
I was wondering if you could patch my vest.
The hole is on the left breast.
Thank you for that.
>>128805375
Something about him thinking she's a tailor supposed to patch up his vest?
>>128805375
ah, the miracle of miscommunication. and michelle's filthy mind.
Why must Connie grow up?
>>128806470
What would Purple do if he caught her smoking, is what I want to know.
>>128802071
He's right, you know.
French Freddy isn't for sexual.He's for eroticism.
>>128806651
Probably pull out and apply some lube before putting it back in again.
>>128803285
>what Sy's SF stands for
It was SG.And I'm pretty sure it stands for Shiny Goldie.
>>128806978
>implying she wouldn't be wet enough
>implying Purple would do anal despite being a nazi
>>128804508
Super quick and roughhttp://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=31172
>>128805375
Now lets see her follow this up.
>>128807904
Pretty hot/10
>>128722982
An attempt.I couldn't get it to look like it was behind a curtain and apologize.
>>128807904
no
this does not play geetar
>>128808345
Requester here
I thank you regardless as I still dig it
>>128807904
good shit good shit good shit +11I was expecting the other end too, for some reason.
***NOTE: You have Oracle on your back, as such you receive a +1 bonus to all rolls for Perception, and a -1 to all Evasive Rolls***
***The Game has been SAVED and can be Reloaded from this point upon death ONCE, upon any alterations to Time, this SAVE will become invalid***
SESSION 21 INITIALIZING:
PREVIOUSLY ON GHOSTQUEST:
You are Phillip Harper. You now have a blood sample of three different Units. Unit .2 and .3 of their own choice, and Unit .4 after Oracle murdered it. With these Units dead or gone, it was curiously easy to make your way to the final hallway to Unit .1's domain. Unit .2 left you a note with two bullets requesting to end .1's life. Oracle is near death, you aren't doing too well yourself. Heavy upcoming decisions weight you down like a sack of bricks.
Welcome to the End of GhostQuest.
>>128808689
I've got a bad feeling about this.
here we go
>>128808689
Game on
>>128808689
About time.
>>128803729
Oh goddammit this bon is too cute
>>128808689
time for tears
>>128808689
gg no re
>>128808689
>>128808767
OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
H E R E W E G O
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>>128808689
Bright, glowing pink neon letters mark the long, curiously warped hallway leading forward. The walls seem uneven, as though they are sliding in and out of the hallway, like massive, flat pistons, only moving very, very slowly.
You feel dizzy just looking forward.
It smells vaguely of... some sort of perfume in here? Only it's a mix of scents... Lavender, cherry blossoms, a whole mess of smells being mixed together through the vents. It's overwhelming to the nose. You can vaguely hear... music. Unusually soft, serene music, mostly piano. The whole situation is a bit surreal as you hear your footsteps echo as you take your first step forward.
But you can feel it. Unit .1 and the Manifestation Room are waiting just ahead for you. To end Unit .1's life, or to have your own life ended, to protect Oracle, to stop the Loop, to... Well, you aren't entirely sure what you intend to do.
Perhaps that was why Unit .2 was so interested in you.
>>128809150
Make sure Oracle's proper strapped in, perhaps ask if she has any "possibly last words"?
>>128809150
Hold Chica's hand. "It's been a while."
Go forth.
>>128809150
Can we see anything down that hallway?
http://poal.me/4f1z6e
>>128809150
C'moooon drag queen Unit .1/Freddy
>>128808751
I've got a good feeling about this.
>>128809150
communicate with toychica about the smell, might be dangerous and have her keep her eyes open for anything suspicious.
>>128803729
>you will never share cake with the bun
>you will never hug the bun.
>you will never hold the bun by the hand
:(
>>128809626
We've got two anons who think they have a plan.
That's double of what I expected.
>>128809345
Been a while? She's been on your back for a while now, you don't think you were trapped with Unit .2 for that long. Then again, it's hard to tell much of anything in a place like this.
>>128809263
"Well... Just in case this all goes south, any last words you wanna throw out?"
Chica pauses, her slightly burnt processors humming.
"Let's not j-jump to conclusions y-yet... I'll save a-any last words for when they become necessary."
You think she was trying to boost your morale. Her sorry state doesn't back up her forced bravado that well.
Anyways, you don't have to reach for her hand, she already has hers gripped firmly around your own.
>>128809534
The hallway ends in a doorway. It's not too dark to see.
LUCKY ROLL: 4 (+2)
ROLL for PERCEPTION: 4 (+2) (+1 ORA) = 7
The smell seems to be just that, mixed perfumes, you don't feel ill from them, and if they were toxic, Chica would have noticed. The walls seem like regular steel, no indentations for any Indiana Jones temple-esque traps or anything.
>>128810905
Inject the THEMblood, that's THREE different THEMs, you'll be as strong as THREE THEMs
>>128810905
The walls seem weird, right? Try pushing at them.
If nothing noteworthy happens, keep moving on.
Also, look up. What's above you?
It's happening. Everything's happening.
>>128810905
Well might as well just go on in, cautiously. Keep the gun up and have Chica aim the flashlight.
>>128810905
While slowly making your way forward to each piece of grafitti, ask Oracle if she knows what's in Their blood. From the syringe, that is.
>>128810905
cautiously move forward.
>>128810905
Forward!
>>128810905
Approach with caution
>>128810905
Is there anything strange about the neon letters physically? i mean giant pink neon letters are kinda strange, is it marker or some type of strange substance?
>>128810905
This >>128811339
Examine the letters. Are they painted on, are they neon lights?
>>128811339
>>128811542
We've got bigger fish to fry guys. We've seen weirder shit than some magical lettering.
>>128811729
If they're something special, it might have been worth taking a look.
If they're not, then we'll simply get a negative.
>>128811072
The strangeness of the walls stems more from how they seem to be built in a zig-zagging formation, That the steel is slightly reflective gives the area the uncanny impression it's constantly in motion. You're glad you aren't the type to get easily nauseous. A shove against the wall near you verifies it's not moving and is stable.
>>128811339
It appears to just be, well, neon. A layer of clear glass is layered over the neon to prevent it from leaking or cracking when you step over it. "Welcome" "Welcome to my Office" "Welcome Home"...
>>128811178
"So do you have any idea what's in Their blood? Went through a hell of a lot of trouble to get this syringe..." You murmur as you take a few steps forwards.
"S-sadly that information was wiped from my memory ban-nks as well, I do know Unit .4's was highly ac-cidic so do be careful with it, Phillip."
"Of course."
>>128811154
There's no need for a flashlight here, The area is so well lit it borders of garish. But you keep your gun at the ready as you make your way down the hallway just in case.
Thankfully the illusion lets up as you near the end to find a wooden door marked "Unit .1", and what appears to be a water cooler and a microphone of sorts embedded next to the door. There is a television above you currently displaying white noise. Gentle piano music is audible, and the smell of the perfumes have not let up.
>>128812413
Examine Monitor
Examine Water Cooler
Examine Microphone
Look behind Water Cooler
>>128812413
Only the angriest or sweetest man would use Comic Sans on his door. Trust the water tank; take a cup if any are present.
>>128812413
He's clearly just putting on airs, a real corporate executive would have a secretary here.
>>128812413
Inspect the monitor.If you're feeling extra paranoid, check to see if the water in that cooler is actually water since I'm surprised THEM even need it.Also, that face in the top left corner
>>128812413
Have a drink of water.
God knows how long it's been since we've last drunk anything
>>128812413
Press the button below the speaker.
>>128812413
while examining things, also check to see if anything has been used recently, dust and all that.
Also consider listening where the music might be coming fromunless it's from the TV, wording is weird to me
>>128812878
Oh fuck. Is that an endoskelly head?
>>128812413
aw ye gotta get some of that water
>>128813252
The music appears to be coming from behind the walls. At the very least, the source isn't from the microphone or television. Given how this factory is structured, it could also be coming from behind the door.
>>128812620
>>128812671
The monitor currently seems blank. You've grown accustomed to strange images and faces hiding behind screens so you wait an extra second to examine the white noise for any peculiar activity.
Nothing.
The water cooler is just that, the foundations it is built with seems a bit more advanced than the norm, but it looks like water, with a slot in the top with no visible handle.
Truth be told your throat is very dry. Behind the water cooler is a black coil feeding into the wall. It's sturdy, you couldn't pry it out if you wanted to and it's too thick to cut.
Not feeling immediately threatened, you take a step towards the microphone. You hear a dull bing as you approach.
A female voice greets you, slightly distorted. Like she's speaking with an accent you've never heard before.
>"Good Evening, I am Miss .1, Unit .1's Secretary and Overseer of his appointments, you must be Mister Harper, correct? Please press and hold the button to affirm this claim into the microphone if so. Should you be too parched to speak, feel free to help yourself to the complimentary water cooler located to your right and my left."
The voice fizzles out and with a low 'thump' a paper cup is dispensed from the water cooler.
Oracle grips you tighter, clearly not trusting the situation. You aren't feeling too comfortable yourself, this whole setup feels... wrong.
>literally no mention of Contra yet
I'm disappointed in you guys.
>>128814330
Have a drink then repeat into the microphone "I am Philip Harper."
>>128814330
Maybe that water could bring our health up abit? Though do we not have anyway to check if its toxic?
>>128814330
Grab some water and consult Chica about talking with Unit .1
>>128814330
pour some water into the cup, but don't drink it immediately, examine it first.
Consult with chica about the situation.
>>128814330
Roll for perception and investigate the water itself. At most take a small bit of it onto your finger and see if it's the same kind as normal water. We gotta take some risks every now and then.
>>128814330
The water has to be a trap!
>>128814330
Ask Oracle if water would short out or otherwise damage Them.
>>128814330
Spill a bit of water on the ground to check for acid.
>>128814469
What can I say, we tookcontraceptives
>>128814330
Inject the blood in Oracle's organ
>>128814631
>>128814607
>>128814654
You decide your thirst has overridden your immediate sense of self preservation. You take the cup, fill it to the brim, and down it in one gulp.
It's so icy cold it's almost sharp, but in a pleasant, crisp way. You feel fairly rejuvenated.
"I... c-can't believe you just drank that, are y-you mad?" Chica whispers harshly.
"Sorry, I didn't realize how thirsty I was, but... it tastes alright."
Chica pauses, examining the cup and the few traces of moisture left in it.
"... Well, it s-seems to just be plain water, though that was a dumb risk to take, Mr. Harper!"
She's right, that said, it paid off this time at least. The extra bit of strength may pay off in the end even if it did earn a bit of Oracle's ire.
Now to decide what to do about the microphone...
>>128815678
play along but keep your guard up.
>>128815678
Play along and announce that Mr. Harper is in.
>>128815678
Tell that bitch to shut her mouth and dump water in her head.
>Hey, badger, if you're around, can I request Mamabon powersliding with a broom she's using as a guitar?
Im working 12 hours a shift for tyhe next 3-4 days, but i have this written down
>>128815678
Use hidden hacker skills on microphone and accomplish something unexpected.
>>128815678
keep an eye on the TV screen while muffling about with the mic when you can, everything about this is off.
>>128816192
Oh sweet, thanks
Good luck at work
>>128815678
Is there anything funny about the floor, walls or ceiling, like some kind of trapdoor or panel? If not, it seems like the only way forward is to play along stay suspicious.
>>128815349
Unit .4's blood is acidic, while you didn't personally check Unit .2's or Unit .3's, that alone is a massive reason not to tinker around with Oracle's kidney.
>>128815937
>>128815808
It almost feels patronizing at this point but you grit your teeth and play along. You push the button beneath the microphone and speak.
"This is Phillip Harper."
...
There is a long pause.
>"Harper, Phillip identity confirmed."
The piano music comes to an abrupt halt. The lights dim.
>"I can not believe how easily you played into that. Sealing the entryway now. Pumping methylphosphonothioate into the air supply in 5 seconds. Holding your breath is recommended in the meantime. 5 ... 4... 3-"
"Phillip! We h-have to get out!" Oracle cries as the smell of the perfumes begin to dissipate.
>"2..."
>>128817307
Oh for god's sake.
Time to skedaddle.
>>128817307
In case you can't leave, hold your breath, pour out the remaining water, and breathe from the air inside the watercooler.
I mean, we're obviously going to miserably fail, but, try escaping, see how much good that does to you.
>>128817307
Hold your breath and do your best not to panic. attempt to open the door as well.
>>128817307
Isnt that door wooden? give it a kick if it is, move fast.
Also get ready to hold your breath
>>128817307
do not pic related
>>128817307
Hold your breath and kick the door in!
>>128817307
Take a deep breath and shoulder bash the door.
>>128817307
Bust open the water cooler and soak up the water with some of our garments. Breathe through the soaked garment only when necessary. Now we have a minute or two to come up with a plan if busting the door down doesn't work.
>>128818010
That's a pretty good idea, can we smash the fountain?
>>128817692
>>128817895
>>128817931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VX_(nerve_agent)
Holding your breath is not going to work. Get out of the room ASAP is the best chance.
>>128818205
We ain't getting out which is why I suggested an alternative: >>128818010
Short of busting down the door, which is probably just steel painted as wood, we're gonna use that save pretty soon.
>>128817307
https://youtu.be/VQeZDwwA04A?t=61
>>128817505
A quick look behind you reveals what you feared the most- the entryway is slammed shut! Fuck! You got too overconfident- after all you'd heard about Unit .1 how could you have guessed he would have-
>"... 1..."
>>128817692
LUCKY ROLL: 3
ROLL to STAY CALM: 1
-How in the Hell were you supposed to expect a trap like this!? Even Unit .2, for all it's stabbing, was civil enough for a conversation- Not this!
This isn't fucking fair!
>>128817782
That's it, you'll break the fucking door down. You've come too far to die like this, you take a few steps back, hold your breath, brace yourself-
>"Ho ho hoooo, now!! Oh boy, you should see your face right, I'm glad I invested in a new camera fer' the occasion! Took forever to get it here, as you could imagine, lotta work that was. Relax, relax now son, I'm just mucking with you, we ran out of our methylphosphonothioate supply years ago anyways. Just had to verify you were who I was hoping you were what with everyone else in this here facility goin' the way of the dodo lately."
A spirited voice calls out over the microphone, far different than the alien sounding female voice earlier.
>"Now c'mon, c'mon in, I had my fun, and I imagine you probably wanna talk about a few details what with your adventure this past night. No tricks, ah' promise."
The wooden door slides upwards, revealing Unit .1's room.
>>128819160
>LUCKY ROLL: 3
>ROLL to STAY CALM: 1
IT BEGINS
>>128819160
Oh damn, motherfucker
Ask Chica:
"Do you remember him being such a funny guy?"
>>128819329
The first of many 1s, anon, mark my words
>>128819160
>>128819160
We're killing him when we get there. Glance at Chica with a disgusted look on your face.
>>128819160
>ROLL to STAY CALM: 1
Some things never change.
>No tricks, ah' promise.
Bullshit. Trust nothing.
>>128819160i like him
>>128819160
Investigate that TV screen again. Looks like it's changed into some sort of image.
>>128819160
Consult with chica how much this guy is a fucker
Also ask her if she gets a bad feeling about anything upcoming, you are open to suggestion from her anytime
>>128819508
>>128819387
You take a second for your heart to get back into your chest and out of your throat. You were tensing your fists so tight your knuckles are practically glowing white.
"Don't suppose you remember if .1 was always such a funny guy..." You grumble under your breath.
"All i-information on .1 was wiped when I was rest-t-tored, sorry Phillip."
Oracle sounds just as shaken as you are. That it could have all ended just there- was that really just a cruel gag, or a show of how little control you have right now?
>>128819641
LUCKY ROLL: 2
ROLL for PERCEPTION: 2 (+1 ORA) = 3
You can't make much out, too much distortion.
>"Well, you comin' in boy? You'll let a draft in. C'mon, we got coffee on the pot ready and hot if you want it. Soda too if you prefer. We used to have some good liquor but, well, details."
>>128820272
Request the lights to be turned on first. If we can't see, we don't go.
>>128820272
Humor him. Powergaming or not, the ball's in your court.
>>128820272
Gun in one hand, flashlight on the other, move on in.
>>128820272
Ask for the lights but bring a cup of water with you. Who knows, he might try the gas trick for real next time and we can use it to soak a strip of cloth to buy some time.Or just to splash that faggot in his faggot face.
>>128820272
clam yourself and cautiously enter the room with the light pointed inside.
>>128820272
There's a pair of eyes right there in the doorway, suspiciously close. Enter cautiously, with your gun at the ready
>>128820858
Seconding this
>>128820858
>clam yourself
why don't you clam YOURSELF
>>128820412
You don't care if they ARE Gods. You are sick and tired of being bullied and ordered around by these assholes.
"Not until you turn the lights on at least, I've been jumped in the dark no less than ten times tonight, I've got open wounds in my open fucking wounds, so no games."
The response you get is another breathy 'hoo wee' sort of laughter.
>"Now that's some spirit right there, I love it, you're alright, usually proter'col dictates we never shut down these... well I guess there ain't no word in your tongue for 'em so I'll just call 'em darkness fields ever, but just because I like ya, here. Better?"
The darkness fades away, revealing the room behind the door. Not much to see, it's very brightly lit, white, there's a desk apparently.
>"Now get on in here, I was serious 'bout them drafts. Damnedest thing, I can build a human bein' outta spare parts on my off time but can't get a heater to stay functional in this hunka junk to save my life."
>>128820272
Tell him after what he just pulled he can kindly go out a fucking other dimension window about suggesting for what you should do
>>128821239
Give Chica a glance of "what the hell are we getting into" and go in
>>128821239
Roll to calm down and foster logical thinking.
Also, go right on in, what's the worst that could happen?
>>128821239
Step inside cautiously and take in the details of the room.
>>128821239
Enter the room I guess,SLOWLY. I have the feeling he actually does want to talk but I also get the feeling that he's going to punk us as much as he can.And don't let him lull you into a false sense of security.
>>128821239
Wave to the monitor while you walk in cautiously.
>>128821239
Prepare to shoot him in the head the second you see him.
>>128821239
Step inside stiffly and look like a student who just got called into the office
>>128821239
Try to investigate that TV screen again, THERE IS CLEARLY SOMETHING THERE IN THE STATIC
>>128821239
Prepare to shoot yourself in the head if you see him.
>>128821239
step inside cautiously
>>128820272
Make him put the lights on, first. Then to step out into the room. After all, we're the kind of man with a loaded gun.
>>128805375I think I should be the one who's sorry here
>>128821239
Peer our head into the room, gun pointed ahead of us.
>>128821361
Tempting, but you've already trash-talked enough, like it or not he does hold the cards here... Last thing you want to do is get him legitimately pissed off at you.
>>128821406
>>128821403
You take a deep breath. Alright, clear head for whatever is up ahead. You peer over at Chica, she looks back at you. She's still pretty beat up, but burns and all you can still tell she's apprehensive.
"Well, this is it." You sigh.
>>128821676
You walk into the room, holding your breath as you do so, gun firmly in hand. The room before you is massive. White paneled walls surround you, you standing on a small, rug-covered overhand, the 'office' area.
There is a desk with a bell on it, some papers, a telephone (with no cord?) and Unit .1.
>"Well top a' the evenin' to you boy, glad you didn't get wet feet on me. Been awful lonesome ever since the others jumped ship. Wish I could offer you a seat but well, I don't sit down too often. You want that coffee still?"
>>128822716
oh my god he's adorable
>>128822716
What the fuck?
>>128822716
holy shit, compliment on the suit, very fancy and nice. also it might decrease some of the current tension you have if you just roll with it.
>>128822716
accept the coffee but don't drink it yet.
>>128822716
He looks like a grasshopper!
Oh, now that is adorable.
Roger on the coffee!
>>128822716
Be impressed by that goddamn suit, jesus. It looks good on him, despite the growths.
>>128822716
Say thanks for the coffee, compliment his suit and play along.
>>128822716
"I think I'll pass. I came here for something else."
Hey, scholarly anons, why are we supposed to kill him, again?
And we need his blood for something, right?
>>128822716
>"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znzGkhXwinY
>>128822716
Ask him whats up with the office?
Also seems suspiciously well kept and clean if he don't get much visitors, Hopefully he wasn't putting too much prepwork for you alone.
>>128822716
Reach out for a handshake and say "Nice to meet you, Fred."
>>128822716
DON'T drink the coffee!
>>128822716
Accept coffee, have Oracle inspect it
>>128822716
Ring the bell! Ring the bell on the desk!
>>128822716
Ring the bell, demand for manager
>>128822716
Say your not a fan of coffee.
>>128823587
>>128824045
>pulling the ultimate snub by not drinking the offered coffee
Rude, I bet you guys don't say yes to the person offering you ajuniormint
>>128822716
Have some coffee, but have Chica look it through first
>>128823104
You don't need his blood, Unit .3 said it only took the blood samples of three units to access the Loop Manifestation Device, which you've already got.
>>128823008
>>128822979
"Nice suit."
Is all you can stammer, Unit .1... not looking remotely what you expected. Hell, none of this looks ANYTHING like what you expected.
>"Well shucks, I 'prreciate it, had it custom tailored myself but well, damn eggs keep growing and tearing them up faster 'n I can make em- well, you know how it is I'm sure."
His tone is a bit less... whimsical? It seems he wasn't expecting a compliment.
>>128823659
>>128823060
"Well, can't call myself a connoisseur, but I like the look of a good suit myself, call it as I see it. I'll take that coffee if it's still on the table."
Oracle groans.
>"Hm? Oh right, that, sure thing, gimme one sec aaaand... Bang."
A slot opens up on the desk, and in a moment a mug raise up onto the wood before the slot closes.
>"Impressed? Got this whole room linked to my mind, Like a Jedi, if you watch movies, .2 left some of her junk around my office a while back, so I did some tinkerin' and dare I say, upgradin' to it. Poor lass thinks she knows the tech best, but she's still a kid, y'know? Hoo hoo hoo."
He pauses.
>"I also kinda hope you like it black, cause I do have cream and sugar, but I'm still sortin' that bit out, you'd have to catch it from the ceiling.... Which I reckon is a couple miles up. "
>>128824505
>eggs
Ask him if he's a family man. May as well try and find out what kind of person he is.
>>128824505
"Eggs?"
"Also, where are we?"
Look up, get ready for some sweet vertigo.
And don't let your goddamn guard down. Don't drink the fucking coffee.
>>128824505
Ask for the sugar and hope that it's right above where the coffee is
>>128824505
His guard is down, he's clearly trying to get us to let OUR guard down. Shoot. Now.
>>128824505
Ask what he means by eggs. Ask Oracle what she thinks; if he doesn't mind you talking to your confident under three eyes.
>>128824505
Ask what hatches from his eggs and what they do. Is that what's happening to his swollen shoulder?
>>128824505
Can Oracle analyze the coffee?
Anyways, ask him about his insistence for keeping the loop running when everyone else in the cell has either gone insane or has tried to move on from it.
>>128825114
>talking business before finishing pleasantries
>>128825206
>Asking him about his reproductive cycle instead of fine conversation
>>128824505
converse with oracle if she has input on this guy so far, this is quite crazy and placing where this guy stands after that stunt aint gonna be easy.
>>128824505
Inquire about the office setup. Its some interesting decor givin the situation.
>>128825340
>discussing either topic
I love him
>>128825637
>Not shooting him and having sex with his corpse, mounting his severed bug head on your dick and running around the pizzeria screaming as you trample THEM Bonnie, leaving her for dead to hop the fence and then do the chicken dance on the roof of your still-parked car all while Oracle is helpless and terrified as to what the bloody fuck has come over you.
>>128825875Don't fall for it.
>Reflect on how much you lool like Johnny 5 Aces
>>128824505
This doesn't feel right. Why isn't he getting up from his desk? Do not drink the coffee. Give it to Oracle to drink so things don't get awkward.
Also, ask him about those papers on the desk.
>>128824505hug
>>128825114
Seconding this.
>>128824818
You prefer your coffee black anyways. Besides, a quick peer up DOES confirm his room is a few miles up. And down. Unit ,1's... tail (?) follows all the way down, this beast has to be hundreds upon hundreds of feet tall. He's so blatantly unlike anything else you've encountered it's hard to process this whole affair is even happening.
>>128824660
>>128824756
>>128825029
"Eggs? You a family man?"
>"Shucks, you make it sound all official like when you put it that way, nothing so extravagant. It's more like a fleshy container of fluids that collect at the bottom of the room, gets cycled through some machinery, and we use the mess to rebuild Matthew and Fritz when they get the snot kicked outta 'em, and to help keep the fleshy bits of my factory stable. They engineered me this way on purpose after all, all about that practicality."
Oh. So basically tumors. Alright.
>>128825114
"Hey Oracle, is this uh... safe to drink?"
>"Hmph, don't trust ol' Number 1, huh? Yer' smart."
Oracle ignored him, instead analyzing the liquid.
"He's being hon-nest, it's j-just coffee."
>"Son, if I intended on murderlizin' ya, I got three rows of goddamn rocket launchers embedded into my walls linked to my mind, I wouldn't do it in some pansy ass coffee poisoning stunt."
He laughs again, but you feel a lot less confident now than you did earlier. You sip from the mug to hide it.
>>128825531
"So uh... why the office?"
>"Well, .2 had her lab, .3 HAD her bedroom, and .4 ... well, anyways. Seemed fittin' is all. .2 can hype herself up all she dang well pleases, but when you spend however many centuries watching humans, manipulatin' humans, killin' humans, and the like, their mannerisms grow on you. Unlike the rest of 'em, I ain't ashamed of it. You super-monkeys have some damn fine taste in entertainment."
He pops his neck.
>"Now, not to rush pleasantries, but we have some business to discuss?"
>>128826665
Ask about the other .[numbers] and their duties related to the cycle.
>>128826665
Of course Phillip likes his coffee black
>>128826665
>>128826990
> I ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
>>128799612
>>128810613
Never say never anon
>>128826665
>>128826665
Tell him that you assume he's got a counter proposal to what the others asked you to do. Ask if a handshake is out of order; unlike gentlemen to conduct business without a proper handshake.
>>128826665
>Just coffee
But Unit .1, that's not news, its just coffee!
If we're talking business, then I suggest first hearing his side/rationale for his insistence on maintaining the loop against almost every other member of the cell's urging not to.
>>128827071
Damnit the ASCII heart disappeared. I call bullshit.
>>128826665
Ok then, lets get down to brass tacks here. He's obviously got something to say so lets here him out.
>>128826665Something tells me that rocket launcher comment is a tidy bluff, thisguy is jumping all over though but lets try and be civil and not push him unless we need to.
Just seems weird if we only got fucking 2 bullets from Them if this thing has artillery, so either this thing is bluffing or Them is slipping on info/prepwork.
Ask him what his business with the other numbers was like, and how he sees the loop/cycle as a whole
>>128826665
Before that, we should ask how he currently sees us right now. As in does he think of us as a enemy, a friend, or we pretty neutral right now?
>>128826665
Hear what he has to say.
Discreetly look around for wall-mounted rocket launchers. Using those on you would most likely blow himself up, too, considering the power rockets have and just how close he's "standing".
He IS standing, right?
>>128826665
Time for negotiations. Ask him about why the loop should continue.
>>128827119
I can't even handle amount of adorableness poured into that photo. I think that bun just stole my heart.
OKAY, my hands are cramping and it's been 3 hours, gonna take a 47 minute break if that's cool. I did the thing I always do and overprepared WAY too hard, we still got like, a lot of shit left to do whoops. Like 3-5 hours of stuff left. Gonna keep it going tonight as long as I can, but if we do run out of time and the session isn't wrapped up I'm continuing it tomorrow as well as one super session like I did with BonQuest that one time. Every response to the last post will be used for the next one after the break so don't worry, I'm not ignoring those responses.
That said, I'm so fucking glad I waited, this is the most fun I've had hosting since session 17. Keeping Unit .1 a secret has been literally killing me since ... October 2015 where I first drew him up so getting to finally use him is the best. Stay tuned to all you guys playing, all 320 of you!
>>128827842
>>128826665
oh, and ask if you may read the papers
>>128827119
He's fucking perfect.
>>128827887
>photo
You wish, anon. Me too.
Too bad he's not real.
I'd evenplay vidya withhim.
>>128826665
I can't wait to see how this goes
>>128828630this panel loses all its impact in context
>>128822412
it's too bad this got lost amid Ghostquest, because it's cute as heck
BUT NOW THE FRENCHENING CONTINUES
i guess it's nice to have someone to talk to, at least, right?
>>128829242
Why's that?
>>128829484
I do wish he could find someone who actually speaks French.
>>128829730
The girl in the comic isn't just being naive and trying to deflect it, she actually can deflect it or something like that.
Been awhile.
>>128829954
Maybe I'm just going senile, but I recall her simply being one of many people reacting in different ways to the world-destroying meteor.
>>128829954
No, it's just as futile in context, but it means a whole lot more in context.
>>128830102
Not correct, it's not futile at all
The girl in question, Minus, is the star of a comic of the same name
She's basically a god in a girl's body (with a girl's mind) and she's 100% capable of effortlessly deflecting the meteor
It takes the comic from a stylish last stand against the impossible to "oh don't worry, superman will get it"
>>128808345
It's shit.
>>128830356
>>128830363
So I guess the popular strip is, in fact, a page from the comic.
Ain't that some shit.
>>128829484
I guess my translator sucks because I cannot fucking piece together what he's saying here.
>>128830356
Oh. Well, that's unfortunate.
>>128830748I must thank you again. I'll find a way to repay you.
I could keep watch for you, one night, if you like.
Maybe if you prefer, I could help you set the table.
Or, I hear you like to do somersaults.
I could send you into the air.
Very good, it is agreed. I always pay my debts.
>>128829484
but why is he so nice?
>>128831459
He's not french. He's a cajun.
>>128831459
Wouldn't you be nice to the one who helped you?
>>128831052
>I could keep watch for you, one night, if you like.
>Maybe if you prefer, I could help you set the table.
>Or, I hear you like to do somersaults.
>I could send you into the air.
But what does it MEAN?
>>128831641
BRING IT AROUND TOWN
PELVIC THRUST
