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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>128676449
>>128728259
traxex is a shit waifu
>Play Abaddon
>Collect +25
>>128728770
adelaide?
>>128728770
Can someone explain the abaddon meme? Is it to make people play him and win for easy mmr?
>>128728793
adelaide
Post them.
Rate them.
Call people names.
>>128728902
The hero is easy as fuck and broken at low brackets where people still attack you anyway through ult, and don't know how to deal enough damage to kill you or just to wait out your ult.
>15 minutes
I guess I'll just jerk off until then, assuming they start on time.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
fetish for scant
Quality shit posting today please gentlemen.
>south american on team
>he picks lc jungle and completely ruins the lanes
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE NEVER WOULDVE EXPECTED THAT FROM OUR GREAT FRIENDS FROM THE SOUTH
>>128735151
only the best when OUR GUYS are playing
>Tresdin will never laugh at your tiny 9 inch dick
why live
wtf full crowd
anyone got sauce on pic related?
>>128728770
>tfw you discover adelaide is a horse fucker
I'm sorry, it's all over between us..
>Secret
>>128735516
>ppd rubbing it in memecret's face
based
>>128735496
looks like tortuga, check r/dotasmut probably on their
sheever lookin ghoulish
>>128735496
Whose ass is she sucking
>>128735478
CSGO tournament is also being held there, not sure hows the physical division
>>128734368
>tfw gonna edge myself all night while watching America destroy China
No porn required
>shit team picks carry mid carry jungle carry offlane
>you are left with the safe lane
who do you pick?
>>128735801
God bless
>Game comes to base race
>Just me hitting the ancient
>5 man push at our ancient
>All of my allies are alive
>Call GG and sit in fountain
>I'm 5 auto-attacks away from killing ancient
>Ally Tidehunter has Ravage
YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS
HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED AT THIS POINT
HOW DO YOU NOT CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BREATH
HOW DO YOU EVEN EXIST
YOU'RE THE REASON THE HUMAN RACE WILL GO EXTINCT
YOU'RE THE REAL MONSTERS
HAHA I'M THE ONLY CONSTANT
>>128735859supportabaddon
Was The Summit 4 played on 6.85 or 6.86? I can't remember.
wat happen between AA and windrunner?
>>128735627
those look to be her tits
>>128735496
thought so too. maybe its a private commission.
>>128736061
AA wins the 1v1 so he gives her the heat death dick
>physical sports
just say REAL sports you dumb bitch
>bets keep canceling before I even find a bot
I just want to throw my hats away goddammit
I wonder if EG will lose the first game before winning the rest.
Not good for my heart when they do this shit.
How can one hero be so based?
>seven hours later, draft finally is underway
why the fuck can you get over 1000 gold multiple times off of the same hero when that hero only has 4 kills and the game isn't even 30 minutes in yet
what the fuck is the communist bullshit
>>128736313
hey :3
>spectre into 4 stun/nukers
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
I've been gone for a few weeks, what heroes that are cancerous on pub right now?
>Watching Starladder when the best team decided not to go.
Yawn.
When is Secret's next tournament? I've been wanting to watch some BASED Envy Ember & W33PO. Also Puppey is literally unbeatable in drafting. Cannot wait for the best team in DOTA2 history to show us they're still on top. I do wish they went to WCA & this LAN. I guess Puppey decided honeypot tournaments weren't worth attending.
>>128736451
It is kinda bullshit yah, I think 850 should be the max gold any hero can get from a kill.
>>128736518
hey~
damn i like sheevers dress. like a yummy oreo.
>>128736614
best dota couple
>lumi + od cast
what in the world guys
KappaBlitz
>Lumi
why is he even there
>>128736564
kek
>mfw Spectre will be nerfed after Starladder
Muh free wins :(
>Last thread
>Tons of shit deleted
>Look in other generals
>Tons of shit deleted
That time of the month for the janicuck?
>>128736913
He's just really bad at speaking English.
>Both of them wants
>excape
>can't make the "th" sound
DONT TouchdownBlitz SHOOT TouchdownBlitz IM TouchdownBlitz WHITE TouchdownBlitz
>>128735496
seconding request
FUCKING EARTHSHAKER MOST BROKEN HERO IN GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>play invoker
>-24
Based
Not bad sumail
Sumail is the best dota 2 player ever
>trying to kill a Bat 5 levels ahead of you with no burst
REMINDER
Vaping makes you good at dota
>>128736959
Doubtful. Spectre has been S-Tier for a long ass time now
Based waifu of show up for KS
Is Spectre completely defined by her Diffusion and ultimate?
>position 4 Sven
>>128737250
There's so many things going wrong in that webm.
>>128737272
Yes, but pros thought she was trash so they never picked her.
Now that pros will pick her Icefrog will nerf her. Same stuff he always does.
china in fucking flames eat shit stupid chinks
that fight was all ppd
USA USA USA
You weren't doubting, right?
>>128737480
What? She wasn't trash.
People just picked good dual offlanes / roamed a lot in the offlane, Spectre sucks at the laning phase.
Fucking tusk + undying or something rapes her.
>chink and russian dota
>countries that constitute like 80% of Dota players have no good teams
dat haunt timing
>>128737636
Chinks and Ruskies play DOTA 1.
Lan cafes all got WC3 for free so that's what everyone plays.
>RTZ not going Radiance
why? His farm is great and he got early kills.
>>128737848
>People are still posting this in 2016
>>128737848
Are you literally retarded?
What ward cosmetic do you use, anon?
>>128737879
Badman proved radiance a shit.
>>128737995
badman?
>>128737910
Pro-tip: they actually don't, DOTA 1 is literally unplayable. Almost everybody in China is playing LoL, not DotA.
How do you stop EG?
>>128738025
#1 EU leaderboards
Spectre spammer
>>128737636
Germany and Sweden will rise soon. The influx of Sumails can't go unnoticed.
WHAT ARE THE BEST WAIFUS TO PICK?
I MADE A SMURF FOR WAIFUS ONLY I WANT 4,5K CALIBRATION
HOW IS FEAR SUCH A BEAST NO MATTER WHAT POSITION HE PLAYS
>>128737848
Wouldnt it make more sense LAN cafes having steam installed with dota 2 on average computers and people having WC3 pirated at home because they have shitty 3rd world computers
why the FUCK is there no game sound on stream
>>128738219
it's his big dick
>>128737995
?
Non radiance spec is old, from before dota 2 anon.
Vanguard/Diffusal used to be pretty good too.
is spectre even good
>>128738282
every day?
why are we so dead?
>tfw cant buy desert terrain
these teams are so boring
whens secret playing?
>>128738305
Yes. Buyback haunts are something that even the higher level pubs will CONSTANTLY fucking fall for. I've had people rage hard over my buybacks.
>smoke and commit everything to spectre
>lose the fight
>>128738391
>2016
>not being dead
I bet you have to eat and shit
>>128738473
LITERALLY the power of treant and death ward
fuck i love universe
>China thought it was back
Welcome to reality kids
>chinks in charge of being good at Dota
>china
>these death wards
holy fuck fear is a god
>pos 5 sven
you had it coming chinks
Treant+Spectre+WD is literally unbeatable.
Treant locks you in place, Spectre provides the chaos and WD provides the damage.
You literally cannot beat this draft.
fear was on point with those wards
>yfw you realize EG will be the first two time TI champs
>EG finally coming together
yeah they're gonna win the next two Majors and TI for sure. Nobody is on their level.
USA USA USA
>>128738701
The Perfect Draft
>>128738206
You forgot to bake for 400 for 20 min
>mfw chinese dota
>EG vs Alliance finals
I can't wait
>My face when Icefrog nerfs Aether Lens into uselessness or exuberantly expensive tier right before Shanghai Major
Supports just can't catch a break when it comes to itemization without something getting nerfed, just like the glimmercape nerfs.
>>128738764
>What is Team Liquid?????
>No region lock for globalization despite heavily impacting first world countries but the only opinions that matter are third world degenerates
>Wealth redistribution through memeback mechanics to punish goodplayers and reward bad players to make everyone on an even ground
>Balancing around pick rates instead of hero strength to try and get every hero evenly picked even though this fucks with balance of the game entirely
>Constant changes to cosmetic items to protect people from getting scammed which just impedes and gets in the way of intelligent users who take personal responsibility and don't get scammed
Why are you still supporting this cultural marxist commie bullshit?
>You're watching a tournament held in the same location as KGB headquarters who started this whole shit
>8.68
>not banning tree
>bristleback putting on armor
THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF HIM HAVING THE BRISTLEBACK ABILITY
>>128738818
>blogging during esports
>>128738792
Any item good on a support will be better on another hero unless it's a purely luxury item.
>>128738875
Rape
>sheever's makeup
>>128738818
friendly reminder cultural marxism is a term that has no relation to communism or marx if you were knowledgeable in the slightest of communism as an ideology.
>>128738913
>communism simulator of every team gets a go at first place :D
>sports
sports reward skill m8
>>128738818
>minsk
>KGB headquarters
>>128738959
shes not looking too good today desu
LFMAO SHEEVER LOOKS LIKE A CRACK WHORE
>>128738832
>Not banning Batrider on Radiant
>EG peaking in form 2 months before the major
lmao enjoy your 4th place finish
>>128738991
>today
so who are the greatest of all time, /d2g/?
navi 2012-2014
OR
eg 2014-present
>>128739029
>allowing EG to enter the lobby in 8.68
>>128739029
>not banning it on dire as poopey found out yesterday
This is a bat patch, he just needs farm priority to rape.
>>128739078
Na'vi still
>>128739078
eg ez
>The spectre meme finally coming true
I fucking told you
I fucking said she was OP
No one believe me
Hurrr durrrr
>carry WD
what will the madman pull out for game 2?
>>128739056
stay bitter, eurofriend
TouchdownBlitz DONT SHOOT TouchdownBlitz
>>128738971
it's typical for pawns of cultural marxism to also push for communism either directly or indirectly
>>128738913
this thread is so dead even during esport who the fuck cares
everyone's migrated to reddit
>>128739076
she occasionally looks attractive, not a big sheeverer
I-I hope Fear wins a 2nd TI!
>>128738987
akshully Belaruse still calls their thing KGB and Minsk is the capital
t. cykablyat
>>128739167
me too...
>>128739154
usa bed time during usa match
>>128739009
My neighbor is an actual crack whore, and I can confirm they do not look like that
>>128739078
tough one, they're the two best undoubtedly. both are/were at the very top for 2-3 years but the competition back then is nothing compared to now
Sheever is so fucking ugly jesus christ how can you faggots be attracted to her? She looks fucking disgusting.
>>128739143
right, i can't say anything because you'll just assume it's part of your conspiracy. i'm but a pawn in an ideological game of chess.
i'll just leave this pdf for you. you might find it educational. http://www.academia.edu/10149049/The_Origins_and_Ideological_Function_of_Cultural_Marxism
of course, the writer is a communist, so you'll disregard it as propaganda too, regardless of of its truth value.
>>128739272
female spotted
>>128739159
>occasionally
if a woman is attractive she will be with or without shit makeup
>>128739154
then blog on reddit
>>128739078
Liquid desu familia
lol those fucking segway cameraman, that looks unsafe.
only in russia
>>128738971
Wikipedian detected.
pls go and stay go.
>>128739243
>tfw stayed up until 3 am to see EG stomp chinks
Rubick is honestly the worst hero in the game
I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever pick that shitcan hero
>>128739118
shes dogshit
Suppose instead of the useless rubick they picked an SB or a LC and went duo offlane
Hell even the sven could have just duo'd offlane with the tide
>>128739078
EG has played against much tougher competition.
Does anyone listen to this "analyst" desk?
I just mute the stream after every match.
>>128739078
EG at ti5
>>128739272
i would sheev the sheever
>>128739078
>not 2013 alliance
>>128739349
fox edition ppd was the best, debate me.
don't doubt sumail...
>sitting in the bathroom with my laptop because my new gf can't know that I'm still into video games
shit
>>128739356
>Rubick is honestly the worst hero in the game
What if there was a hero that was not only awful but made his teammates worse by sucking up all the xp and farm? And then gave it to the other team because they can't actually push.
That would be a truly awful hero
>>128739309
>people dont look different on different days
ok
>>128739394
i don't unmute till in-game
>>128739409
>one patch memers
>>128739340
provide evidence to your conspiracy.
>>128739301
>tfw no anti-ideology hero
>>128739078
Pre-TI5 Secret.
>>128739307
>>128739396
Oh man, her voice.
>mfw she opens her fucking mouth to spout her assinnine opinions
>>128739356
but he has a short range <2s disable on a long cd! that's so useful!
>>128739454
Alliance is dumpstering everyone this patch, watch them drop Liquid and EG easy this weekend.
When do the REAL teams play?
>>128739440
The Tinker meta was the worst period of dota 2.
QUICK
post your favorite eg
>>128739440
Tinker is a decent hero
Even still he's ok
You could pick him & win with him
It's just that you don't get a guarrenteed bots with stacked ancients anymore
>>128739517
>steals useless spell
>dies to AOE
>after being essentially afk all game long
what a hero, only a rubick could do literally nothing and yet people think he's still a good pick
>>128739494
i like to think arc warden is aware of the truth of the dota universe moreso than the other heroes. he doesn't buy into either side's allegiance, he's an opportunist who does what he can to advance freedom for the universe, even if that means a destruction of both sides.
finally a zeus played by a player who's not shit
>>128739547
At shangai majors in march
>>128739547
When does the REAL game starts?
>>128739394
this one is especially bad
they are stumbling all over the place. Its really noticeable they are just spitting out random shit to stall for time.
>>128739154
>10 posts per minute
>dead
lmao blog more!! :D
>EG or Liquid beating Alliance in their own patch
I hope this happens
>>128739539
>buff all the teams hero pool
>still lose
>>128739494
Winter Wyvern and Dark Seer.
>>128739494
>"smile"
>not "schmile"
>>128739560
is there a better EG?
>>128739409
2013 alliance was a gimmick that they won't let die even to this day.
eg have attained strategical mastery of dota. they make the game beautiful. eg are the team who will consistently leave you asking yourself how they made it happen, made it work, yet again, even this far into their dominance
>>128739539
>"dumpstering everyone"
>a bunch of bo1 and one bo3 against memecret
pretty small sample size you got there friendo
>>128739637
>new thread every 75 minutes
>not dead
>>128739118
>has had a >55% winrate in VHS ranked for the past 5 or so patches
>haha this hero is strong I can't believe no one else realised this :^))))
I hate you retards so much.
You're worse than the faggots who say the same thing when a hero finally starts getting picked in comp after receiving buffs over many patches.
>>128739673
wow, sumail is a BIG guy
he is like 14 on that pic
>>128739701
blame the europeans for being low T
if it was burger primetime this shit would be U S A out the ass
>EG falling for the Zeus is good meme
kek
GG Go next game
>fear enigma
game over. it's done.
e-enigma?!
>tide again
Another mek, blink, greaves, pipe loss!
When will these fucking clowns learn?
>>128739726
Big guy?
>>128739675
PPD is a legend
He turned EG -- E FUCKIN "WHEN DID THEY THROW LAST" G into the best team of all time.
Incidentally I don't think it's a coincidence 2/3 western TI winner captains are from HoN.
guys where's secret w33.haa is my fav player xD
What's he thinking about?
>>128739795
Hold it! I play my "RTZ carry Venge" card!
>>128739856
that one time kelly took a sip from his cup
>>128739167
Don't be greedy friend. I think we should give to China this year. Don't you feel bad about them? :(
>>128739856
>if PPD doesnt stop sperging on TeamSpeak I fucking swear on me mum...
REV UP THE EUROPOOR TEARS
ITS TIME TO PUT AMERICA IN THE FINALS
>let lgd pick morf
wtf
NEW HERO PogChamp
TITAN
lmao
someone webm that
> POST YFW ELDER TITAN
holy shit doturds was witch doctor buffed?
first phase P/B
what the fuck?
>ET
PPD?!?!?!?!?
WE'RE HITTING LEVELS OF MEMEDRAFTING THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
Real talk, I want some fucking Greek food so bad right now.
>>128739856
>ppd why the fuck did you pick Elder Titan holy shit you dumb fuck
It shouldn't be that much of a surprise to anyone. With the rise of Morphling it was inevitable.
jesus christ
if they win with ET after WW yesterday, Peter is truly the greatest drafter in Dota 2 history
the slav makeup crew does not give sheever favors
>>128740051
Why wont PPD spend his million dollar on a plastic surgery to fix his autistic face
322! LOL
these meme picks are so fresh i love it
>>128740083
>>128740065
LGD lost to Alliance with Elder Titan, ppd wants to show them how to play it.
>Sheever raising her voice to create some kind of 'hype' even though it sounds so forced
Make it stop.
>>128739958
>>128740074
ET is literally THE morph counterpick you tards
>>128740141
in what way does ET counter morph
>>128739547
post zai
>>128740183
this guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>128740183
2k the post.
>>128740183
Are you for real m8
>ET doesn't hard counter Morphling
You niggers are so fucking dumb
>>128739118
>fight Spectre
>take more damage from Reflection than from her auto attacks and Desolate combined
This is just stupid.
>>128740114
his face is fine he just forgot how to smile for a photograph. that's what happens when you devote yourself to greatness and external mastery. he's like one of those mathematical geniuses who are so preoccupied with proofs that they develop strange tics and mannerisms.
That's our ppd
>>128740196
>>128740183
>Natural Order
You rusing me?
>>128740196
>>128740183
In case you are ACTUALLY retarded.
Morphs never build bonus armour because they get so much from their AGI.
ET's aura (Natural Order) at max level reduces base armour to 0.
>>128740183
I'm not this guy, I'm just very unfamiliar with Morphling.
How does ET counter Morph? Because his ultimate deals damage based on hp and not fixed damage? Wouldn't Phoenix be a counter as well then? Or is it because Morphling can't stack armor since ET gets rid of natural armor?
>>128740356
thanks for the answer.
>>128740024
>>128740196
Can't wait for him to come back.
>>128740421
Imagine if he lost control and knocked it over
>people ITT doesnt even know what ET does
Nice job icefraud
universe is so clutch...
>>128740421
>dotard in his natural habitat
>>128740329
Why eurocucks cross their legs like women?
