FESSSSSSSSSH edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?e75e2uuou6oeq1f
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
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Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
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http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
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>Wiki
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Previously: >>127682465
Fish girls best
>>128542523
You mean fesh
Goo girls are best girls.
>>128542482
Sauce on op
>>128542482
Oh an update nice
>>128543304
Yep
give him back you son of a bitch
>>128542907
that took me 3 seconds
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2242855
>fesh
10/10 thread
ambos
Back to the discussion of what isn't in slab that people wanted to see.
I saw feet, armpits and abs brought up as fetishes that aren't in.
What about monster girls or boys? I've personally been wanting an octoperson. A jellyfish girl would be a really cool shopkeeper for an underwater clothing shop too.
>>128542523
Awoo best
>>128554210
Indeed.
>>128554168
Cock worship
>>128542482
what is this girl even from
Do you believe in a thing called love?
>>128563124
No way.
Captialism waifu
>>128567518
Capital waifu.
Siren husbando who serenades you.
Creating a podcast in slablands
>>128542482
Where can I see a list of changes for 8.08?
>>128573221
There's a changelog in the OP. If it's not there then you'd have to look for Tatoba in the last thread to see what he said.
>>128573580
Checked that and only mentioned the previous one. Guess I'll go check the archives then, thanks.
Petting a purring catboy
Bribing female judges with the dick
DILF gangbang.
Corgi girls
>>128582235
What, are you going to a party for single dads to meet someone and stealing them all or something?
>>128582507
You run a daycare and all the parents are single dads for some reason.
>>128582418
Too cute.
Stoic robot boyfriend.
Why are so many monster girl games so bad
>>128587085
Sturgeon's Law.
Monkey butts
clones
Pumpkin slabbed
I'll explain when I finish something else
>>128592574
First Rickman now this
>>128554168
Big hairy troll lady that loves to break buildings but doesn't really care about breaking people, because I've been playing a lot of DF and that non-aggression bug is cute.
Being tasked with transporting a chest, the only rule being you can't open it. The pay is around 5000 gold.If you do open it, you release a very happy slimeboy who's willing to reward you any way you want, as many times as you want (for a few days anyway). After he leaves you'll intermittently find slime soaked weapons and clothing left on your doorstep as gifts from him.
>>128592574
>Pumpkin
I'm drawing a blank. What should I be mourning the loss of?
Jackel girls
Getting approached by a rough looking delinquent and you think he's gonna challenge you to a fight or try and steal your shit but he just shoves a bouquet into your hands and runs off, his face bright red
>>128596384
Jackie girls.
Getting spoiled by a lonely old man whose children died a long time ago.
>someone has a video of them blasting themselves in the face with the shower head and their makeup doesn't even budge
shit, I don't know if we could have that in slab. that's beyond magic, the fuck
Awooooooooo
(you)
We need moments where you feel like you've solved a problem only for either another problem to pop up in its place or for the problem to actually get worse.
That might be hitting to close to home for some of us though.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>128600115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gscJa1Cz_po
>when you gotta put on makeup for your big date but you still haven't finished your soup
Bully all vampire girls
holding a bone just out of an awoos reach until they cry
>on any video of a dude doing a makeup tut there's always a hundred people @'ing their boyfriend going "lol kyle don't you ever do this"
>like the same people just searching for specific videos to tell their SO's never to do
People are weird. Like, is there precedent? Have they walked in on their husband with his eyeliner on fucking point and gone "no Jeffrey, I thought I told you! I specifically sent you that nude eyeshadow tutorial to warn you against this behavior, put down that beauty blender right now!"
also what kind of stat boosts would magical makeup have in Slab? +CHARISMA? If you get really thick and angry eyebrows filled in could you pass an intimidation check? Making yourself look younger to get free kids meals?
![9001FAG[NTR].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pNA3WEh.jpg "9001FAG[NTR].jpg")
>>128605869
Man, the fag reading is off the charts
>>128605869
Pls do not bully wolfboys. Unless they're mobs, in which case fair game.
>>128602695
We need Gundams.
>>128606650
Maybe the wolf just had a bad day and it compounded on everything else. No judging.
tailor but all they sell is this
milfs
Cute fire elemental who wants to have a girlfriend, but they take one look at his fiery dick and pass.
>>128605689
Making them beg for your "stake".
lolis
>>128615301
Making loli vampires beg for your "stake".
Finding one of your squire's poorly-written erotica starring you and him.Editing it for spelling and grammar and then hiding it back where you found it.
Joining a band of bards and becoming the first pop group in Slabland history.
>>128620856
>pop
>>128622768
As the champion of course your band is going to produce the best genre of music. Nothing less for the PC.
Handsome merchant who gives you discounts for having sex with him ranging from 10% for handjob, 25% for blowjob, and 50% for penetrative sex (discounts do not add).
>>128542482
Yo i dont know anything about this general, but if you guys are posting Mutio from Blue Sub 6 then you guys are alright in my books.
>>128628948
We're slowly making a text-based porn game that WON'T have furry shit in it. Monster girls are okay tho.
That's the quickest description of this place, really.
>>128613224
Giving them a taste of their stake
Loyal guard dogboy who tries to stay blank and professional and stoic, but turns to butter if you scratch behind his ear.
>>128613224
giving them the stake
>evens go to sleep now, wake up early to do work
>odds go to sleep after work
>zero WE WILL NEVER SLEEP 'CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK [FISH SCREAMING]
Identical twins making you guess which one is which. If you get it correct, you get to fuck them. If you get it incorrect, well you still fuck them but you're a not as in control.
>>128616515
letting loli awoos lick your bone
>>128632730
He gets scared during storms and he has to wear a special tight shirt that shows off his abs.
>>128589954
Monkey buffs
>>128605869
gettttttttttttttt outttttttt
Calling your local awoo a cute
him
>>128598950
jackie chan
PC tf in yet
>>128596384
mackel girls
>>128648576
smack a girl
>>128558750
Blue sub 6
>>128592574
PLSNO
>>128641716
Making her awoo
>>128639331
Buff, tan monkey girls living in the jungle that are super inquisitive and are fascinated by you?
>>128641716
Wolfgirl and foxgirl shrine maidens. Wolfgirl has white hair and is easily embarrassed, foxgirl has red hair and teases her sister and you.
>>128646450
Not yet and not for a while I think.
Alright now someone do my idea.
Demon MILF
>>128654231
Demon librarian MILF who has a penchant for old books documenting the times before the demon war. You bring her books from the castle's library to woo her.
>>128589954
butts of monkey
>>128654231
That's pretty similar to the kitsune twins I think.
>package arrives the day after I complain to the mail people
EVERY TIME
>>128659874
Nice blog.
>>128660296
It's just mediocre, unfortunately. Color scheme is pretty blah.
We don't have a lot of activity right now. Let's do another one of those weekly writing challenges.
What would a good theme be? Valentines day? Miniquests? Ways to make money?
>>128661894
It's because Sheepie's gone.
>>128588372
What a true law
>>128662245
Is she coming back?
>>128664098
No. Abandon all hope.
>>128661894
Fanfiction. Write about somebody else's character.
>>128664912
Ooh, I like that a lot actually. You'd have to get permission from authors, but it would be fun to see character interacting scenes.
>>128664912
I actually really like this idea. I don't know if it's really feasible since they're all OCs and someone might have a problem with it, but I like the idea.
>>128665112
> You'd have to get permission from authors,
It's fanfiction. No need to worry about that.
>>128635828
>>128636246
>>128639331
>>128641716
>>128654112
>>128654231
>>128654463
>>128658005
Jesus Christ this boner's out of contro-
>>128658356
>kitsune twins
CRITICAL MASS ACHIEVED
>>128666172
I don't know if they're in game yet but I think they've been edited. They're going in to brothel Spooky wrote.
>>128583026
the cutest
>>128654231
and their not-so-tan but still buff cousins who live in the colder regions that love them some nice hotsprings.
>>128670498
Bathing with golden haired monkey girls who love hot springs when? Escaping the bitter cold of winter when?
>>128577508
The dick of law
>>128661894
As much fun as fanfiction would be we really need more ways to make money.
I'm gonna toss out some ideas.
Working/Gambling
>A farm in the plains where you can work
>Illegally fighting in the streets for money
>Betting on above
>Other forms of gambling
Quests
>Fetch quests with market items
>Multipart quests where you train teenagers to use a weapon properly
>Escorting someone important from one town to another. They must survive without being injured to get the full reward.
Events
>Stumbling upon buried gold in the countryside/desert
>Finding a dropped coin purse where you can either keep it or turn in it at a turn for 1/4 the contents as reward
>>128672150
>Debug fairy who gives you money
I'd rather have more fleshed out questlines that happen to give money.
>Grizzly Adams passed away today
JANUARY STOP
JUST STOP
PLEASE
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS LOSS ANYMORE
STOP
>>128672290
>debug fairy who gives you money
>>128674176
What does that mean? Aren't the only fairies the two you can fuck?
Can we get a list of everything in game? I'd like to update the wiki.
>>128572517
Magical podcast?
>>128675770
Can you wait and get author permission instead? I've never liked the wiki.
>>128676173
Author permission? What are you talking about?
>>128676457
Author permission to have their stuff featured in the wiki, what else could I possibly be talking about?
>>128565560
Listen to the rhythm of your heart
>>128670498
>>128670720
And when I didn't think I could get any more erect.
>>128676580
Not him but I don't see why permission would be needed. It's a glorified list is all.
>>128558750
fesh animu
>>128676580
>>128676173
Nobody ever needs 'author permission' to put something on a wiki.
>>128675770
http://pastebin.com/yz9318Pr
I think this should have everything.
>>128685410
They do with me. I won't allow it. I hate the wiki and it should never have been created.
>>128685521
>>128685631
I suggest you refrain from making comments like that.
>>128685865
You're threatening people over a wiki. I want that to sink in a little, Ridge.
>>128686230
And I want you to keep your petty whining out of this thread, but we can't all have what we want, Sapros.
>>128686345
I'm not sure how anyone is whining about anything except for you about us having a wiki, but whatever, it's really not worth trying to argue with you.
>>128686626
Well, that's because there's nothing to argue about.
>>128688093
Milky Holmes is bad.
>>128688182
Milky Holmes Alternative is good.
>>128688182
Never seen it. Its like little girl detectives or something right?
Horror stream starting, since Livestream didn't work the last 2 days:http://www.livestream.com/cropsysrevenge
>>128556651
dat fluffy tail
>>128685521
I don't want to revive a dead argument, but here go.
If the problem you have about the wiki is for content having hidden content (like a secret bad end or something), which could be spoiled that sounds like a valid concern. If you're worried about that, you can always edit the wiki yourself or work with the person editing it to make sure that doesn't happen. I can't think of any other reasons not to have a wiki, though.
>>128692961
Oh, don't worry, I don't actually have that much of a problem with the wiki. I'm just jealous of it for taking away attention from my project list. Carry on~
>>128694535
Don't worry, the wiki maybe the new hotness but your project list is the experienced and dependable one. It's already built up clientele. It will take a while for the wiki to reach the list's level of popularity.
>>128554168
>that image
>>128694535
>my project list
Is it up to date & includes links to the projects within?
>>128694825
You don't need to flatter me, anon. I've seen enough posts talking about the wiki and snubbing the project list to see the writing on the wall.
>>128694996
Yep, pretty much.
>>128695163
>Yep, pretty much.
Bueno. I'll actually have to check it now.
Toothache girls.
>>128544063
Poor Snape.
>been productive so far today and actually got stuff done
aw yea
>found literally the cutest gimmick LP
oh no
all that work I still have to do, spoiled by cute ideas. Like usual.
>>128698264
Sounds like too much of a pain to deal with.
>>128613224
Becoming a vampire and a vampire hunter girl tries to stake you but gets insecure when you show her your much bigger stake. That's in your pants.
>>128704040
Wooden penis? Lost it in the war I guess?
>>128639331
buffsssssss
>>128708524
Just makes you wanna give em your banana
dedicating a room in the castle to bullying
>>128641716
Putting your local awoo
>>128712734
I prefer to bully my husbandos when the mood takes me. A single room wouldn't be enough.
Taking in your local abandoned awoo loli
awkward mom that says incredibly cringy slang from 30 years ago to impress you
>>128717781
Shouldn't be that cringe worthy considering you're technically from 200 years in the past
>>128719986
So the champion speaks in thees and thous?
>>128720145
No, I mean what's 'old' for the people in slablands in the current timeline might be fresh, hip and new to you.
Legitimately enjoying what the mom is saying ought to make her happy, you know.
So why does a general that hates the game and developer it started around, that also tried to make it's own game and failed, and now just does nothing but spew it's own memes at itself, still exist?
>>128646147
It's not jackie chan
>>128721106
This post reminds me...
I wonder what happened with shitpost-kun, the one that was supposed to remake the game with a new intro "in a week".
>>128721454
He is a pathetic failure and I laugh at his memory.
>>128717098
I don't know if my heart could take it.
>1-3 stream as much of the Soma LP as possible until I pass out
>4-6 watch only a few episodes like a good girl before making grownup plans for tomorrow and going to bed
>7-9 watch only a few episodes then spend the rest coding/designing GUI/something
>0 finish the entire LP in one go no matter the cost
>>128726539
thank fuck, I dodged a 10+ hour bullet
>>128726434
I was thoroughly surprised by how much I enjoyed that show. Shame there will never be another season.Tanpopo needed more screen time.
>There's an island in Japan that has the highest sulfer content in the air on earth due to a volcano
>There's people that still live on this island
>Everybody that lives there wears masks whenever they go outside.
That's pretty crazy
>>128729514
It looks like a post apoc setting.
>>128732278
It has such lovely weddings though
>bully a mage relentlessly
>get his best ending
this is exactly what I want and deserve, excellent.
Port this directly into Slab.
Playing games with your harpies
>>128736160
Birds are cute.
I miss my bird.
give her the slab
>>128737131
I've got slabs of this nice strong ore.
Would she be willing to work it into something useful?
Getting taught new tricks by incubi. Two or three of them. At a time.
flips
>>128732539
scay
magical medieval homework site that just decides not to send out alerts on report deadlines and just sits and watches the due date go by while you continue doing shit until someone else feels bad enough to clue in your oblivious ass
alternatively, making Menhit a DILF and having hilarious sitcom shenanigans as you try to raise your child; him trying to push them to become a villain and you trying to train them to become the next great champion
>>128729514
YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>128743976
a demon DILF or DDILF as they're known
clone hivemind waifu
>>128726434
I think I watched this anime
>>128726212
You must make heart stronger
>>128721185
Best skit
>>128720145
yes
I'll certain your railgun
>>128737131
The big slab
>>128761529
The Big Slabowski
>>128712863
petting?
He guys! Have you heard about the new update for the CoC mod?! XXD
>>128770670
Fuck off
>>128688182
>>128688316
I clearly need to watch this
>>128765048
Yes
>>128760030
Scientifically I hope.
>>128685297
You lie.
>>128680482
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVVVVVVVVEEEEE
How the fuck do I clean out this castle? I bought a pickaxe and a shovel what the fuck do I do.
>>128775959
Maybe
>>128782135
I was under the impression that you hire someone to do it.
>>128675946
correct.
>>128786209
You do. There's supposed to be a message of some sort once you've explored enough of the castle then you hire a...dwarf chick I think it was to restore it somewhat for like 5k gold.
Rich husbando who doesn't understand how poor people live and find it fascinating.
>>128674176
I'll debug your fairy
Making out with a snakeboy and feeling your tongue hopelessly lose the wrestling contest because his thin tapper is wrapped around it and pinning it to the bottom of your mouth.
Achoo~!
>>128672407
who?
>>128796656
You.
>>128671202
My dick is the law.
>>128799825
Me?
Forcing cute shy boys to dress like sluts.
Some undead seem to slowly be losing their memories. An unfortunate side effect of being brought back to life, perhaps.
Many are in despair. Memories of their lives slowly crumbling to dust, leaving them with nothing. Even the tiniest most insignificant little thing to a normal person is more precious than anything else to one of these undead.
Some eventually just give up all hope and resign themselves to whatever eternity they're doomed to now live. Never remembering who they were or why they're even there.
>>128666172
You must learn control
>>128807051
So would one be eternally gratefully if you, hypothetically, gave him a fuck he could never forget?
>>128806726
forcing sluts to dress like cute shy boys
>>128659874
rekt
>>128812467
That as well. Making manwhores wear conservative clothing is also good.
You could have even have them swap clothes, the shy boy and the manwhore.
>>128812684
I said slut not manwhore
reverse traps a best
>>128812821
>implying men can't be sluts
you haven't played the good otome games I see
Playing with a mouseboy's big ears as he snuffles uncomfortably.
>>128817272
Mouseboy who is a cutthroat corporatist and bribes governments to pass oppressive laws to increase his profits and ensure people become reliant on his products.
>>128817382
I am confused, but intrigued.
I'll allow it.
>>128654463
Awoo her
Dressing your husbando up in http://i.imgur.com/P2Voeer.jpg.
>>128651948
danke
You and your archenemy getting captured by badguys, making it so you and him have to work together to escape and possibly finding yourself falling for each other along the way?
>>128796597
Bless you, Ms. Awoo.
>>128736160
10/10 burd
>>128770670
>>128770982
Samefag
>>128827349
Who cares. It was bait that nobody took. Let it go.
Owlboy with big glasses who coughs up pellets of fur when he's nervous.
>>128754213
Kettlebell swings
Watching Rambles get caught in a giant sock/shirt sleeve because his cat instincts demanded he crawl into it.
The most perfect, handsome husbando. Big thick dick, kind, caring, rich, he's flawless. BUT all he wears are these.
Could you do it?
>>128807159
Too late. It's a runaway reaction now.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2233913
Butts are the best
>>128840517
Wonder what the significance of the fruit is?
>>128843617
Possibly some new years thing? I seem to see it alot in new years art.
>>128843617
>>128844097
I THINK the Japanese have some thing with eating oranges around the start of the New Year.
>>128846701
Hmm. I know Russians have a thing with Tangerines around Christmas, that could possibly be related.
Jolly co-operation.
>>128847848
Praising the sungod(dess)'s bodywhen?
>>128849785
I'll only praise him if he's got, like 12 abs. gotta step it up, I'm not impressed by a lowly 6 pack anymore.
>>128849785
There'd totally be a deity of sun.
Sun brings warmth, light and bounty. All the stuff people want out of it.
>>128849943
God or goddess, they're going to have an amazing chest.
>>128850596
I don't know, abs on his chest is a little much for me.
>>128850815
I wasn't saying he had abs on his chest. Just that his chest was something to behold.
How do you get callouses on your muscle? Aren't they underneath the skin?
It honestly sounds like some sort of medical condition people actually suffer from.
>>128851242
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/calloused
