No collage edition
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Thread theme: can't be bothered
In this thread:
>Liara best waifu
>thanemancer qtest sociopath
>husbando thieves
>MASS EFFECT
>more shitty comics
Previous thread: >>128186652
Reminder that [REDACTED] is now off the waifu list forever. The posting of [REDACTED] results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE lynching.
gigi-chan best waifu
liara best waifu
Awful thread. If you don't have a collage, make the OP Mass effect related. C'mon, man.
Thane best husbando
>>128452807
Only mass effect stuff I have is waifu related, and I figured including my waifu was too biased.
>>128452807
If you're too lazy to make it yourself then don't bitch when people with limited means are forced to do it for you.
>>128452753
who?
>>128453537
meg-sev character
This is the shittiest MEG in a long time, and you shuold be ashamed of both this thread and yourself.
I say we make a new one.
>>128453631
If you care that much why didn't you make it before the last thread died? Relax or go make it already
>>128453737
I was taking a nap.
>>128453975
And you happened to wake up the exact same instant the new thread was posting? Sounds like you just want to whine about something.
>>128453317
I didn't make a new thread because I'm not this impatient and I was willing to wait for somebody with proper means to make one with a collage.
You dummy.
just dropping in to say that you guys are fags
First Mass Effect related picture in the thread.
>>128455248
Is she farting?
>>128455248
This calls for the .gif of mission control cheering when Curiosity made its successful landing.
>>128455585
Doing conceiving exercises.
>>128455585
She's waiting for you to lick her butt through her outfit. If you don't, I will!
>>128456335
Is this better?
>>128456038
what was the other filename? something about khar'shan destruction.
>>128456418
Are we allowed to do that?
>>128456736
We can make a new thread and migrate if the one we have is horseshit, I'm pretty sure.
Images serve as an eyecatcher, they're intended to say "THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THIS" or at least draw someone's attention.
It's like the only thing you don't have to fuck up.
>>128457014
>Images serve as an eyecatcher
>uses a grey on white lineart that you can't even understand without enlargening the image
ok
Disregarding that i was cringing every time i romanced anyone in game. Ashley was a pain in the arse in ME1 and 2, Miranda was allright. Who do i bang in ME3?
>>128456418
>>128457014
Both thread is shit, i had to search for it because the image is not "eyecatcher"
>>128456356
Ill take Edi, hopefully no cogs will pinch my tongue.
>>128457014
/meg/ is constantly bumped down off the first few pages. You can't even find it if you search for "meg". I don't think a topical image helps us that much if no one sees it
Also, now we have the thread divided with people quoting eachother cross thread. Wonderful
http://strawpoll.me/6528611
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>>128457401
Larry is the best through all 3.
>no thread theme in either thread
it's like a fucking amateur made it
Can the Turian posting anon post some more? I need some inspiration.
>>128459914
Pretty damn good. Doesn't even have a Tumblr nose!
>>128461812
Don't post more.
>>128461235
and 1 and 2 tbf
>>128461812
you can literally go to your own thread
>>128461730
I'll post a special one when I get home just for you <3
>>128461812
Wait, is this eddy?
jeez what a clusterfuck
>>128462392
if you are the nigger music anon, please don't. you've ruined enough threads already as is. ;^
>>128462565
I was going to post David Bowie but now I'm going to give you what you want
>>128461812
EDI a cute! CUTE!
>>128462846
Is this enough? Are you sated?
>>128462726
>I was going to post David Bowie
I don't believe it.
>he didn't use collage
you microtriggered me OP
>>128462846
I like the HEAT round in the back.
>>128462553
No, but I am going to write the fic where TB hooks up with a femtur. Who may o may not be Thanemancer.
>>128462726
>>128462565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgav9vani3A
enjoy my friend
>>128463135
I listen to R&B primarily but I like other things too. That Blackstar song is really catchy
I can post this, right? The dildo is clearly visible, just not the entry point. Or her cock and balls.
>Jack without shitty tattoos
I like it.
>>128461812
smacking a waifu upside the head?
>>128463943
Are those STT vials?
Disgusting.
never make a thread again OP
>>128463943
horrible
>>128464105
ids too late
>>128463943
Turians are so groce, man.
>>128464301
absolutely terrific
>>128464360
maybe the male turians, but femturs are pure and loving
>this thread
>>128464445
They're both really groce. Just like krogan.
But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.
What do the turians have? Small nubs and cunts that'll cut your dick clean off.
>>128464790
better delete before you get banned
>>128464810
>But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.
>>128464810
That's a dirty rumor.
May you stop that habit of spreading
Horrible rumors!
As a femtur Ally, I am frankly
Shocked and appalled by your
Most appalling demeanor in regard to this
Exquisite example of alien culture.
>>128464790
I dislike the complete lack of skin texture on the 'dark elf', it's just a flat dark blue/purple colour.
>>128464810
>What do the turians have? Small nubs and cunts that'll cut your dick clean off.
And they're infectious
>>128465197
you meandelicious
>>128465093
>that spacing
>>128465093
>>128465353
I don't get it
>>128465093
>>128465353
>>128465438
Oh
Oh no
What is the ideal method for purging femturs?
what happened to that citadel sex game somebody was working on?
>>128466541
>grab weird face-handles
>NECK SNAP
>>128466738
i can think of a few other things to do while holding their face-handles that are a bit more fun~
>>128463816
link to uncensored?
>>128465093
>TMHASME
wat
>>128466980
The guy's name is SFMPorn.
Rule34.Paheal, or Rule34Hentai.
>>128467693
>The guy's name is SFMPorn.
How original
I'd kiss the freckles off Liara's cheek desu
>>128468130
>not licking them off
>>128468212
I thought only her eyebrows were painted on
>>128468331
They're tattooed
>>128468212
>not sucking
>>128468485
>not licking the bull's sperm off them
>saw a Star Wars thread on /wsg/
>mostly from the new one
Please, I don't want to be reminded of it.
>>128468613
that's only if I've earned a special treat
>tfw liara will never cum all over your face and then lick it off and give you a nice sticky kiss afterwards
>>128468485
>They're tattooed
That's dumb.
>>128468938
you're dumb
>>128468938
Other asari have facial tattoos
>>128469059
No, you are.
>>128469076
Then why do they look smeared sometimes?
>>128469306
>why do they look smeared sometimes?
BT foam
>>128469306
screw these fuckers in particular
>>128470514
active your ammo power maybe????
>>128470514
bbobz
>>128470680
go away
love liara
>>128470514
>doesnt use quickbind to numberkeys
shiggy
or are you so bad you need unity on 1?
>>128470514
>he uses tempest with scope
>edi and james in monestary
>vanguard
so much trigger
>>128471362
reel pleyers pley indjineer orr sentienl
>>128470680
>>128471190
>>128471362
stop hurting my feeling meg
>>128471362
>edi and james in monestary
what's wrong with that?
>>128471638
CHEK! CHEK!
>>128471987
stop being so fucking bad then. if you want to be hugged then go to /r/masseffect
>>128472646
why would you want anyone of that in a mission?
they are weak, are retarded in pathfinding, no damage output, die fast, shit powers, no good commentary during mission, new squadmate since me3
and this horrible voice of edi
no thanks, i rather play with liara garrus kaidan/ash or tali
>>128463232
I do not want this
>>128476261
What about a fic where thanemancer brutally molests an anon leaving him with scars all over his lower body and PTSD?
>>128476452
Better
>>128476521
I'm not a writer though I'm just talking hypotheticalsand I actually feel uncomfortable writing actual people
>>128476261
Then stop being a femtur. It's literally the only qualification.
>tfw waifu will never help calm you down withlewd techniques
>>128473780
>are retarded in pathfinding
That's literally all squadmates in every Mass Effect.
what is your ideal romantic evening with your waifu?
This reminds me of the weird animal shit OCD posted.
>>>/wsg/902141
>>128477334
Having her cook a romantic supper then call over her femtur friend from work and I fuck her while my waifu does the dishes and watches.
>>128477510
>your wiffle will never dress and dance this sluttily for you.
>>128478063
Twerking drell waifus?
>>128477630
Cucking your waifu?
>>128478523
Femdrell are lithe and exquisite dancers but they're too lean for that.
>>128478523
No, human waifus with DFC, but thick ass and thighs.
Reminder that if you made a white Shepard you are racist.
>>128480206
Sheploo a best shep, nigga.
>>128478879
Cucking your husbando?
>>128480834
>Feet of Orion.jpg
FUCKING FOOTFAGS
>>128482429
don't like feet?
>>128480834
those are rather big feet
>>128483548
for you
>>128483762
going to take your anal virginity
>when you see something nobody should ever see
>>128484674
Filthy Frank's hair cake video?
>>128484674
swamp beast?
>>128484674
diana allers naked?
>>128485507
>this probably exists
I won't look it up this time. ignorance is bliss.
There's a Miri thread over at /gif/
>>>/gif/7949014
>>128463816
Very nice.Though, I'd miss the tattoos
>>128464790
Would you believe it? I didn't even see that dark elf in the thumbnail. Took me a while to notice on the full pic.
>>128477510
Weird ani ... that's just the video for the Caravan Palace song. Electro Swing is probably the only modern music genre that I like and Caravan Palace are pretty good.
>>128488524
>miranda
how is her romance in ME3? I've never done it. I know that most of the ME2 ones are pretty short/bad in 3.
>>128490338
better than jack's
>>128490607
that's not saying much
>>128490643
exactly
basically mirandafags got fucked, just not quite as bad as jackfags
>>128490794
>you will never spank that booty
>>128490927
>you will never nibble on that neck
a waifu in a form fitting pinstripe business suit?
>>128477510
Also, as the title says, that webm is from Cool World, a movie starring Brad Pitt, Gabriel Byrne and Kim Basinger.
>>128491119
>you will never hug her naked body from behind and nestle your penis in between her butt where it's warm and comfy
Your waifu sternly informing you that you're being creepy and you need to back off?
>>128493392
Putting that bitch in her place?
>>128493392
What am I doing that she thinks is creepy?
>>128493392
telling her to b-back that ass up?
>>128493508
Getting hauled away by the cops, coming out of your stupor, getting profoundly depressed and mumbling about wanting to die?
>>128493671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4W8hdegL3g
top tier song
>>128493753
>profoundly depressed and mumbling about wanting to die
how is this any different from my average day
>>128493847
you're doing it in a jail cell with the knowledge that your waifu may very well never forgive you
>>128494071
my waifudoesn't exist and wouldn't be with me if she did
>>128494247
getting a waifu is easier than you think
>>128494816
stealing a waifu away in the night and replacing her with a flash clone?
>>128494247
>tfw that advice always makes you laugh but then you feel a bad feel
>tfw thanemancer is genuinely qt
I'm kinda surprised these threads haven't gotten weirder about it.
I guess you can't get much weirder than "is a dick torturing femtur" now that i think about it
>>128497674
there was that one time where a bunch of her selfies got posted
>>128497674
She had a Tumblr or something before, and there was someone who posted the pictures. Pretty cute.
>>128497674
i don't know what she looks like and I haven't bothered looking
>>128497773
>>128497810
probably weren't even hers 2bh
>>128497674
>>128497773
>>128497810
>>128497834
in my mind she will always be a femturthat is a negative thing, sorry.
>>128498221
one day we'll find the cure to STT.
>>128497674
>>128497773
>>128497810
post pics please
>>128497674
We all have waifus and she has a husbando. Why would things get weird anon
>>128498194
I think it was, I'm pretty sure it was called Thanemancer.
It was back when that jingo Regina was here and all the tripfags circlejerked on Tumblr, following eachother, reblogging dumb shit, all that stuff.
>>128498437
>jingo
please explain this to me
>>128498561
it's when you're H 'n' H, soyou watch a PI JOI and she puts btf treats in the mtj gingey and you feel all jizzy n' bright
>>128499570
>all those memes
night meghttp://rule34-data-004.paheal.net/_images/3734e5d641fc2b70043dd725d314aa43/1775268%20-%20Diana_Allers%20Mass_Effect%20Samara.jpg
Your seed leaking out of a waifu and onto her panties?
still no sleep meg
>>128506493
picture a femtur tracing her talons over your back and cooing into your ear affectionately
>>128506632
he wants to sleep, not commit suicide
>>128506632
nightmare fuel
Hey guys, just got home from the gym. What did I miss?
>waifu/husbando cheats on you
what do you do?
>>128508196
autism and femturs
>>128508286
I expected the autism but why the femturs?
>>128508531
i don't know, it's quite astonishing
>autistic friend of a friend on my steam friends that i never talk to and always ignore
>he messages me last night when he sees i bought mass effect
>decide to indulge him and talk to him to be nice because i don't think he has anybody to talk to
>starts spoiling shit for me
>stop talking to him
>keeps messaging me anyways to try and give me advice and spoils more shit every time
>tell him to not give any spoilers and he just says "dont worry i wont"
holy shit
kill me
>>128508531
one is a symptom of the other
>>128513195
>tfw even after all this time you still don't think this is funny
face claim: Amber Heard.
>Report: A-10 retirement indefinitely delayed
http://www.defensenews.com/story/military/2016/01/13/report--10-retirement-indefinitely-delayed/78747114/
what are some older and supposedly obsolete technologies in mass effect that refuse to go away?
>>128527654
Thermal clips.
Hi anons, I recently started re-playing Mass Effect saga.
ME1 is obviously too old for me and IIRC my first playthrough was quite long so I can't be arsed with it.
Now, ME2... Oh for fuck's sake, why not saving council and chosing Udina are default choices?
Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
inb4 masseffectsaves, they suuuck
>2016
>no save creator
fuggg
Or maybe there is a way to start anew? How to name a save's folder so ME2 recognizes new character?
>>128528086
what do you mean it's too old for you??
>>128528086
I'm not sure what it is you want.
>Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
I suppose so.
http://orig07.deviantart.net/61df/f/2016/013/f/f/jane_shepard_da_by_oneeyedneko-d9nvkme.png
>>128532323
>N7 lower-back tattoo
>>128534113
Maybe you or someone would be willing to paint over that?
>>128534479
no point in that, it was just the tip of the iceberg, the rest of the pic is as bad.
>>128516331
I don't laugh at it either, just getting us off page 9/10
http://orig05.deviantart.net/fb4d/f/2016/010/e/d/samara_by_shizzyzzzzzzart-d9njaif.png
>>128538939
>Although BioWare has not disclosed development costs, industry leaders and financial analysts have estimated it to be between $150 million and $200 million or more, making it, at the time, the most expensive video game ever made
>between $150 million and $200 million or more
>>128508667
[BLOCK USER]
>>128527654
I think regular heatsinks are still in use in some capacity. Like the A-10, they're just built to last.
Name a flaw
>>128528086
>ME1 is obviously too old for me
What did he mean by this?
>>128540939
SR-1 is best Normandy.
>dem delicious white and red colours, instead of the gay-ass orange or blue
>>128541743
It's Liara.
>>128541838
What's wrong with that?
>>128541743
she can't lie down without turning her head to left or right
>>128541759
SR-2 felt like some hospital or something
http://orig15.deviantart.net/40d6/f/2016/011/0/2/samara_by_shizzyzzzzzzart-d9njkro.png
>>128543230
He does good stuff.
>>128543648
Yeah, takes his time but usually worth the wait.
>>128543648
What a strange looking abdomen
>>128506493
How long has it been at this point?
>As a matter of fact I don't find filthy xenos such as Liara attractive.
>>128544168
>xenos
>>128544120
it was like 4 days at that point but I got 4-5 hours last night
>>128544231
Anon... you really shouldn't let it get to that point again.
>>128543974
I'm a bit sad that he's only made that one image of Ashley.
The other Samara picture is also good.
>http://shizzyzzzzzzart.deviantart.com/art/Samara-583726839
>>128544646
>can't sleep
>decide to do some math studying
>realize I'm too drained to think
>go to bed
>can't sleep
>>128543648
>he chose a faceless doglegs alien over this
>>128546064
Uh, what?
>>128546279
Tali over Liara. Tali has weird legs.
>>128544886
Are you taking medicine that could be keeping you up?
>>128546279
translation
>he chose tali over ash
gonna finish ME 1 today, what should I do next?
>>128546939
Play ME2 I reckon
>>128546513
ash
I should go to sleep
>>128546279
Agreed, some of the Mileena on the beach pics would be better with Ash.
>>128546589
Oh, I thought he meant Liara, not Ashley.
do asari suffer from period?
>>128547337
Do they have eggs that get fertilized?
>>128547567
I'm not really sure how they reproduce
. . .
>>128551972
The bra looks cool and futuristic, I guess, but why the fucking N7? How does it fit in there?
>>128552289
it's mass effect, everybody's an N7, even non-humans!
>>128550838
sounds dangerous
We need some N7 tracksuits.
>>128552289
you put N7 on anything ME related
>>128552962
it's classified
