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>>128426632
Whoop whoop
ANNIE
>>128426730
Pull over that ass too fat
>>128426764
now wait a sec, guy from last thread
i tried to do this like 5 times by unlocking the last slot and getting the random ability, but it was always the same. you sure thats how it works?
>>128426821
Annie exists only to make Marie look less a shit.
>>128426983
Don't save after buying the gear.
>>128426983
Mate do you not see all that perfect gear >>128426516 I'm sure that is how it works.
You have to make your backup save before you purchase the item.
I want to make sure the squibs who got Splatoon for Christmas have absolutely no fun whatsoever during their first Splatfest.
What weapon should I use?
>>128427293
No bully
>>128427293
Splash-O-Matic. It lets you win rounds of Turf War by yourself. And you just know they won't run from the bloody bombs.
>>128427163
o fuk
so hows it work when you order the item?
order>save>pickup>slot>back to save if failed?
and hows it work if what you order gets botched, gotta start from square one?
>>128427707
>only if you have no other orders
False.
>>128427707
thanks friendo, clears up a lot.couldve had some really nice shit if i'd known about this earlier, im pissed
dude,
>>128427449
>if what you order gets botched
Bad luck order it again.
Or don't play/visit spyke for the day so it randomises again the next day.
>>128428029
My only problem with the EU version is they remove Spyke's accent.
>>128428029
>All switched up
>>128428183
They should give Spyke an American accent.
if u got over 1000 hours just kill urselves my men
>>128428230i dropped 4 times as much into tf2, i think i should be alright with whatever i spend on this game in comparison
>>128428349
Heh, I'm only at about 1100 hours on that.
>>128428230
wew
>>128426074
Im going to keep them on a shelf or somewhere else where I can see them
They are really soft and nice to hold though, so Im not going to put them in a cabinet or anything like that
I have 7000 hours in Runescape you can't beat that
And I haven't even played in 6 years
Holy shit, the Bamboozler is fun as fuck, once you get the hang of it.
What's considered the canon loadout for it? Mostly Damage Up?
What else? Ink Recovery? Ink Resistance?
>>128428432
Neat; they had better get Amiibo's with Spla2n.
I can't really survive college with what looks like a plush stripper on my shelf. I need something more subtle than that.
>>128428440
my top 3 steam games equate to just about 6800, so im not terribly far offin an alternate and more perfect world, spiral knights wouldnt have been p2w and i'd have invested all my time into that
![UDfYpCo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Ibp2b9.png "UDfYpCo[1].png")
>>128428230
RIP
DO IT CALLIE
KILL THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
Burst Bombs need the biggest nerf this game has ever seen
this shouldnt be like TF2 where a demo can just use his secondary like a primary
>>128428440
Lel he thinks 7k hours is the most anyone here has ever spent on a game
>>128428852
Couldn't Marie just knit some clothes?
>>128428029
dud sewad lmoa
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
help my internet not be shit. i'm using an ethernet adapter, cat6. so my MTU number should be 1500 right?
Why does no one know how to do depot rainmaker
I love Marie!
Marie loves Callie!
I love Ms.Callie!
>>128431296
In actuality Marie would be gushing blood and screaming; tentacles are still tentacles. Not hair.
CUSTOM HYDRA THIS WEEKor will it be the map?
>>128428505
Run a few Damage Ups, yeah. Make sure you have enough to do about 95 damage with a charged shot, and pop the 3 defense dummy with charged shot then uncharged shot.
Ink Recovery is good, maybe Run Speed? Ink Resistance is probably a good idea, yeah.
If you're using the mk 2, get some Bomb Range.
>>128428230
haha, jokes on you, I got only 700 hourson my main account
>>128431718
kekthats pretty hot
>>128431718
I fucking love that this artist always gives Marie a huge rack.
>>128432620
I am confident that at least 90% of the time Marie is drawn with bigger knockers.
>>128432861
That 10% is the crime that pains me.
>>128431718
That's hilarious; sauce?
>>128432968
Especially painful because it's one of the best damn pornographies you'll ever find.
>>128433181
Nowhere, I just make up stupid shit to amuse myself sometimes
>>128433326
I really like Taka despite this, no idea why they opted to draw Callie with the rack. Someone mentioned before about weeaboos raging on Pixiv about it in the comments, using english but refering to Marie as ホタル instead.
>>128434189
I've seen uproar even on sites like Reddit andKnow Your Meme; apparently buxom Marie and petite Callie is a near universally accepted trope.
>>128426874
Woop Woop
>>128433957
More?
>>128434964
That's all I've done
Surprisingly not many exploitable comics
>>128434565
I wonder if the rage is from Marie or Calliefags.
>>128434189
ホタル means Firefly, Marie's Japanese name and species.
>>128435818
I know but if you're going to rage in english and use hotaru instead you just look foolish.
>>128435706
Funnily enough, both.
I suppose a lot of Callie's demure charm comes from modesty, thus a lot of people apparently prefer her with smaller assets.
>>128436182
Well it is a Japanese site, so it would make sense to refer to characters by their local names
>>128432968
>>128432861
because shewoke up like that
>>128436416
It would be such a hassle having to dust all the salt out of your bed each morning.
>>128426632
The green one is hot.
>>128427707
>12 PM midnight
Fuck it. This is as good as this is going to get.
>>128441897
Don't be a quitter anon. Don't settle for anything less than perfect
>>128439541
Yes, I have eyes too.
>>128442045
I got work tonight mate. It's time for bed.
I guess I can just reload my save and hope for 2-3 slots tomorrow.
Is splatoon rip?
>>128441897
you rolled two other triples, don't be a faggot.
>>128442434
No, just sleepy.
>>128438598
She's okay.
>>128442791
I wish I could sleep with Marie
dead game
>>128443147
She probably snores
And sleeps with her head on your chest and her hand on your junk
>>128443489
I'm a heavy sleeper, I can deal with it.
>>128443591
We'd all find a way.
>>128443697
I think this is the first picture I've seen where Marie looks legitimately happy. Not sadistic or seedy or any need for a forced smile.
do you think all the shitters left because they kept eating jap cock
>>128445791
What shitters?
>>128445873
the non regulars who are already in S or not idol fags
>>128441897
you know you could have the exact same set if you just used on brand rolls instead
>>128445980
Well if they're not regulars than why would they need to be here
I think that Spyke and Marie make the cutest couple.
>>128447873
About as cute as an angel and an urchin. So not cute at all.
>>128446803
There is neither Ink Recovery Splash Mob Hat nor Ink Saver Main Tentatek Hat.
>>128448474
You're right. Spyke is way too pure for a whore like Marie.
anyone feel like squadding?
id:K.K.K.Fishcake
>>128448895
Correct; she's a whore, but she's a whore with standards.
Scrawny men with spiky pubes is beneath those standards.
>>128449082
Which weapon do you plan on using?
>>128449082
I'm down for some squadding.
>>128449282
i dont even know the rotation. probably the L-3 D/dual squelcher if its rainmaker or SZ, blaster or some other shit if its TD.do i have a reputation or something
>>128448710
use the brand roll on those shoes and the ink saver damage headband, or just use 2x ink recovery with the green sea slugs if you dont want to lose an offbrand roll
>>128449147
>spiky pubes
does that mean Marie has a cold and slimyMarie?
>>128449787
Squids don't have hair so they don't have pubes, but Spyke is probably bladed down there.
>>128449282
>>128449639
its up.
>>128449982
>this species doesn't have hair, but I bet this other species that doesn't have hair has silly pubic hair
>>128449697
I think you are misunderstanding something. That hat isn't for what I was wearing. It is for a different set entirely and for other things I might want to use.
>hear roller coming up behind me while i'm in a firefight
>tries to roll me over while i'm killing the other guy
>jumped over him and shot him in the back as he ran past, getting a double
I thought level 40s were smarter than that
>>128450196
Well sorry man, I didn't know Spyke had fans. I'm just here to take the piss; apologies.
>>128450368
maybe there's this thing called fun
>>128449982
Spykes hair is spikes and Marie's hair is tentacles
She would probably have some weird slimy things near her nether regions
2/4 for the ass squad
if we dont get anybody in a few might do a dual squad.
>>128450368
>Dodging a Kraken by swimming up the wall and jumping over it
This game may often be a bastard, but those are the moments that keep you coming back.
>>128450634
Like a vulva?
>>128450634
>weird slimy things near her nether regions
Hot.
>>128445980
They're in school desu
>>128450391
we're a minority.Or maybe I just enjoy the idea of him being bullied by inklings every dayAnd Judd taking away all his money in the form of 'Tax' and leaving him only enough for one mealAnd all the cold nights sleeping by an air vent for warmthand all the bruises he must have from angry inklings kicking him in the chest when they don't get their rolls, even though the proccess is out of his control
>>128450797
>dodging a kraken by super jumping away
>explode in midair, camera pans down to the kraken who is now on the other side of the map
sometimes i just give up trying to get away and let it happen
>>128451043
Or he could just reduce the fare to sub-atmospheric prices. That would probably wager some forgiveness.
Recommend me an anime from the past year to watch. I haven't been watching recently
gonna restart the squad as a dual david, if anyone wants to join after that we can change it back to a quad.
>>128451531
I've been having a lot of fun with the new series of Yugioh, but you're probably looking for something a little more standard.
>>128451341
>super jump to a teammate right as they die
>activate Kracken mid jump and instakill all of the people thinking they got a free kill
>>128451531
I'm waiting for the Splatoonime, but I enjoyed GATE.
![[HorribleSubs] Gangsta - 07 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_13.00_[2015.08.24_09.00.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NOUSiU4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gangsta - 07 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_13.00_[2015.08.24_09.00.17].jpg")
>>128451531
Gangsta is good if you like something more serious.
>>128451908
Heh, no bones. Glitches aside Inklings should make great contortionists.
>>128451043
stop it anon you're making me want to draw spyke bullying
>>128452383
You'd be hard pressed to find something original to do to him. The greedy are generally suckers for punishment.
>>128452587
DJ Octavio has hypnotised Agents 1&2 to do his evil bidding!What else are they doing for him?
>>128452587
welli've yet to see anything involving that screwdriver he's got
>>128452842
They're confiscating the cute pets that some street hobo planned on eating. They will give them to good homes to participants at the next Splatfest, but they have no idea how this guy keeps aquiring them.
>>128452842
Probably playing Go Fish with him when they visit their Grandads cabin on the weekends
For the record Callie has a fantastic bum
>>128452842
Woah mama
>>128452842
>>128453421
I wonder if Callie goes voyeur while at home.
>>128453051
I've never seen anything done to him with it either
>>128453701
Normally his comeuppance takes the form of heavy ordnance rather than blunt tools
I want Marie to force me to show her, then laugh at my dick
>>128454997
I want to suck Marie's dick
Are the Japs as enamored with the sisters as this thread is?
>into overtime
>other team dead, 3 points to win the game
>spamming booyah like a madman
>the guy on the tower jumps off for no reason and we lose
>>128455692
Japs sacrifice 1000 western players to their Squid Sister overlords every day to show their devotion.
>>128455692
Only once you browse the hallways of Pixiv do you realize just how enthralled the Japanese are with them. Rightfully so too.
>>128455692
>>128455929
>>128456163
you think in the next game they'll makethe models look less atrocious and mirror the art a bit more
>The connection is unstable
>>128451043
S'up?
>>128456578
If you're expecting giant asses and boobies, you'll probably be disappointed.
But given how ridiculously popular they became, to the point where they get their own concert, we can virtually expect they'll get a much bigger role in a new game.
>>128456578I prefer their in-game models to the official paint-y art
>>128456950
im just looking for something visually appealing
like hell just make the faces look less terrible
>>128457220
They're not shocking, but would probably get tweaked a bit for a sequel. They almost definitely won't change their overall design though.
Goodnight /ink/
Goodnight Callie
And Marie too I guess
>>128457649
goodnight anon
youre on the tower right
theres no one around you, actively trying to shoot you dead right
then WHY the fuck arent you inking the turf around the tower
WHY limit yourself to JUST the tiny floating square on the OFF CHANCE someone TRIES to take it from you??????
>>128451043
>>128452587
>>128453701you're all terrible influences and i hate you
>Spyke makes the most money out of any of the shopkeepers by far
>he lives on the street and in apparent poverty
Drug addiction is hell
>>128458590
allways a pleasure
>>128458751
Judd takes all his money away at the end of the day anyway to give back to winners, when you hoard cash, spyke gets robbed more.
>hard fought battle in S
>no clear winner, just a back and forth for 5 minutes
>push and win during overtime
>there was an A ranked person on the other team
>+1
is there ever going to be a better system for this?
what the fuck is with all the kids calling spyke a woman on miiverse
>>128459636
Everyone is a woman now.
>>128452842
How does this shit not get deleted ever?
>>128459636
don't forget kids saying squids are genderfluid
>>128428754
Holy shit
>>128459621
This. I fucking hated getting to S+ with awful gains like those. If it isn't fixed in Splatoon 2 I'll be platinum mad.
>>128460642
H-haha
so whats the final verdict, /ink/
past or futurei dont really care, im gonna wait till the last minute and flip a coin or something. gonna be getting at least 18 snails either way
>>128461310
Past, because you can't know how's gonna be the future.
>>128461310
Future
>turn on PiiPoo
>update will now start
what was the update
>>128462287
STABILITY
>>128462093
This is why we need pants in Spla2n.
>>128427293
They're probably already self-proclaimed veterans like everyone else was after three weeks.
>>128464220
Not like this game has any underlying depth further than savescumming equipment
>>128464842
This game has led me into trying to assemble a wardrobe with some color in it for the first time in my life. And I haven't even played it. I just like the aesthetic and music.
This game is costing me money by proxy.
>>128465008
/fa/g here
Literally hit up uniqlo and buy pale colors
>>128464842
Which is why tying gear to abilities was a poor decision. The game is fine barring lag without any abilities but once they're included and start being stacked logic goes right out the window. The relationship between damage uo and defence uo seems like it'd make sense but in the actual game their interaction is unpredictable
>>128465419
where can i go to buy two-color diamond patterned button-ups?
>>128465487
Damage and defense aren't totally bad, but poor Blaster and Charger balance is.
If they were main-only perks that couldn't be stacked, I think the game would be much better.
Also, I don't believe tying gear to abilities is necessarily bad, but it was a terrible idea to make sub perks literal RNG that favors cheating over playing the game as intended.
>>128465843
Try frank & oak maybe?
>>128461310
>He doesn't want Callie to come back into the past and have sex with him.
>>128466026
could you tell me 3-5 sites that are good for men's clothes?
Dad game
>>128464973
You're acting smug like that anon is telling a lie. This game isn't that deep.
>>128464842
>>128464973
>>128466856
Don't forget to stack lag armor!
>>128458590
why do all my sketches start out looking like porn
>>128461310
I have nothing to look forward to but paying debts
At least in the past I had a dog
>>128467059
dogs suck.
>>128428440
If super smash bros 64 was an airplane, I'd have enough flight time to qualify for an international pilot's license.
>>128467516
>catfags are still salty about getting half the snails as the superior pet owner
>>128467676
but it isnt
>>128428505
It depends on which version of the Bamboozler and your play style. I use MK I and I prefer Ink Resistance with stacked Damage Ups, stacked Run Speed Ups, and a couple of Swim Speed Ups for good measure. For the MK II i imagine you could stack Special Charge Ups and/or Special Duration Ups since echolocators are extremely useful for the MK II. In either version, Damage Ups are highly recommended - using at least 2 Damage Ups mains (or 6 subs) really helps.
>>128467516
>still salty after 6 months
>>128466532
Second hand:
GSC Rinkan
Kind-u
Grailed
Non-second hand
Uniqlo
Frank and Oak
Norse Store
Vier
Urban Outfitters is okay
More expensive
Hypebeast
Vfiles
SSENSE
Endclothing
Avoid
H&m
Hot topic
Old navy
'Designer' stores youd see in a mall e.g hugo boss, ralph lauren etc
>can still splat people uncharged even without Damage Up
If E-Liter was nerfed, then why didn't they took the opportunity to nerf pic related?
>>128434189
>no idea why they opted to draw Callie with the rack
Because... he wanted to? And there's nothing in the Splatoon Commandments that state Marie needs to be drawn with bigger boobs?
Why would you think someone would need an ulterior motive to draw Callie with bigger tits?
>>128469791
Im not even in that discussion but if someone asks a question its polite to give an awnser.
calm down.
>>128469590
Because only the E-Liter covers half of any given map.
>>128469949
ok then
what's the cheapest way to kill yourself
>>128467516
you sucki like and have both
>>128470178
I have a chart, but it's not with me at the moment.
>>128469791
/fa/ is awful at the moment and I dont see it getting any better. Its /b/ but with clothes.
Arowana Mall has been gone from the rotation for a long time now. I think every other stage has rotated in the past 24 hours, hasn't it?
>>128470674
it's been gone for over a week now
>>128470674
It's removed thanks to a glitch or two, welcome to 2016
ded game
>>128471545
everyone left because no Mall
>finally hit S rank
what am I in for?
>>128466659
Rest in piece, Daddy
>>128472342
The same mix of shitters that are usually on your team and the people actually trying to win, usually on the enemy team.
>Finally got those Callie and Marie plushies after a whole bunch of bullshit trying to get them here
I'm happy, but upon looking at the Inklings, Judd, and the Squid, I feel inclined to own those as well. May as well just complete the whole set.
>>128472342
Suffering.
>>128472342
i purposefully ranked down when i reached S because the stress of solo ranked was too much for me to enjoy the game
>>128472342
Stress free squadding
But don't touch solo ranked for a long time
>>128473791
>don't touch solo ranked ever again
Fixed.
>>128472342
Wildly varying skill levels, idiots get carried up in squads then beat back down to A+ or lower.
>>128470674
why couldn't they remove moray towers instead to be honest
>>128474506
because japs love it
>>128469441
neat thanks. what's the need to avoid 'designer' stores?
Octobullies are ____
>>128474679
Youd just be paying for the name, when the quality is similar to uniqlo or similar
Good luck
>>128474679
Woomy!
>>128475089
niggers
>>128471432
What glitches?
>>128475442
You can stay out of bounds on the palm trees around the outside of the map and use specials down there. You can also take the rainmaker there apparently
>>128476021
That sure has an octopus on it.
>>128476021
not fresh
S+ splatling main here, turning dynamo, what the fuck am I meant to be using skill wise on dynamo. Is quick respawn the meta or should I stick with ink recovery and swim speed.
any news? have they brought back mall yet?
>>128476971
That woomy better be saying "My creator is such an unkempt dirty nigger faggot holy shit"
>>128476971
Ink Resist always, Dynamo is hell without it.
Ink Rec isn't as good as Ink Saver since they nerfed the recovery delay on Dynamo swings.
Is your woomy fresh enough for this?
>>128476971
Mobility, mobility, mobility.
Unless you run out of ink, then Ink Saver Main
>>128477550
Someone's OCD will go up the wall with this.
Anybody ever purposely just set the pad down and wait for the 20 seconds or so timer to kick you out of the lobby when you're particularly pissed off at somebody and want to change lobbies?
#wastehistime2016
>playing with my squib alt
>there is a level 29 in my C rank lobby
how shit can one person be
>>128478032
Purposefully trashing their rank to go troll C rank players.
>>128477812
I typically play out the match for the free cash/to possibly not drop rank.
What the hell is the deal with all these dumb hashtags using the current year at the end, anyway?
>>128478172
>0/6
>using memeospray
I dunno man
Is this the new Spongebob, Steven Universe, FN@F, Undertale meme of the month?
>>128478303
Or just someone letting their kid play and not knowing they trashed their rank and all that hard earned S+ gone down the drain.
>>128478376
literally nobody knows about SpiritGimmick. It can't be a meme
>>128478376
Ghost Trick isn't a meme
>>128478376
What is it doc?
>>128478376
Ghost trick is the opposite of a meme.
>>128478376
Ghost Trick is a legit good game.
>try to get special charge brand triple
>get this
Fuck, wat do
https://mobile.twitter.com/DarkRina_spla/status/682955985556656128
Arowana Mall 5/28/2015 - 12/26/2015 Gone but not forgotten.
>>128479257
>Sub Saver
Re-roll, how is this even a question.
>>128479257
reroll
>>128479407
>>128479459
ughugh
>>128473173
>The S is for Suffering
>>128479548
I mean, you could NOT reroll and try to spread it like cancer, but sub saver is pretty shitty
Tell me /ink/, are you stylish or a stats bitch?
>>128480279
I try to be both. I don't wear gear I dislike even if it has a high chance of rolling a sub I want.
>>128480279
>Expecting not to hear both sides speak up.
>>128480279
Full clownsuit here
>The future can see undiscovered memes
>The past can see the Forced memes of FNAF and Minecraft
What side does I pick?
>>128480870
Past if you want to win, Future if you're a nerd
>>128480870
>not going back to 4chan's prime
>>128481263Memes were just as present back then as they are now, people just didn't hate them for some reason
>>128480279
Stats bitch when using a charger
Stylish when using anything else
If the future is an option, isn't the future the present? And if the past doesn't exist beyond memory and the present is the past, then we don't exist?
>>128479275
holy shit, that's amazing.
>>128481518
Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the Rocket Ride.We can just go in Time Machines Anyway
