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Previous Thread >>147022269
>join a ranked match
>dipshit still visibly angry from the last match and pre-bitching at us before we've done anything
>wasn't even about team comp, he was whining that people don't know how to stand behind his shield
>after doing jack shit on reinhardt he switches to winston
>they didn't have a widow or anything winston counters
>they did have a reaper though
>moron spends the rest of the game being an ult battery for reaper
>lose
>round 2 same shit
>switches from winston to rein even though they have a bastion
>his shield breaks instantly every time
>win round 2 anyway because the enemy team fucked up at the last possible second
>win the coin flip and the match
>he'll continue on thinking he was useful in any way
every thread
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/20745725617?page=1
Help fight for equal rights in Warcraft please.
Remainder that seagull is the best player in overwatch
>>147033261
>dipshit still visibly angry from the last match and pre-bitching at us before we've done anything
I love when people do this. It's so considerate of them to tell their team beforehand, "Hey, I'm going to be a useless piece of shit and bitch about you guys all game until we lose."
Easiest leaves of my life.
>change sensitivity to be lower, something i've never done before
>suddenly hitting shots with mccree and headshots with widow I've never been able to
I wonder how long until the placebo wears off.
>tfw somebody on your team chooses hanzo/genji and you just know you're gonna lose
>MERCY ULT STILL HASN'T BEEN NERFED
who /ranked/ here?
finally no more hanzo/widow/genji shitters and instead proper team comps
it's great.
How do we fix Overtime in Ranked /owg/? Can it be fixed? How many seasons till Rank gets to the point where everyone is happy and it's a great mode for all?
People keep telling me D.va is one of the biggest bastion counters
how?
Sure you have your shield but you can't do shit with it, all you can do is maybe get close to him and then get decimated.
Your damage is laughable compared to bastion and your oversized critbox makes him kill you in a split second while he brushes off yours even in close range.
Maybe your ult could work but even then the bastion has usually a good second or two to move somewhere, and d.va ult is way too slow to use it as a counter reliably.
They swear by their lives and call me a moron for saying others are a much better choice.
Is it just me, or do the competitive mode servers have a much better tickrate?
>>147033379
Setting it lower is what most of the "pros" suggest people do so it might just be a good idea to stick with it. I think a common measurement I've heard is 10 inches per 360.
>>147033174
>>147033174
>>147033174
>>147033174
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/LiNkzr-2434
hey
>>147033281
Your team was actually booga.
>>147033281
>didn't even attempt to switch to pistol
>Playing solo, go 3-0, go against and smash level58's
>ez 60 here I come
>Friends want to play with me
>Sure, why not
>Lose next 7 in a row
>Getting 2-3 golds every game
>Kept losing, and I was in too deep to ditch them
>Placed at 49
>Play 3 games solo, get to 52
a-atleast you guys read my blog post...
>>147033464
She's not.
She's pretty good for assisting a teammate to kill him though since he can't break her matrix.
>>147033453
time bank for payloads will fix some of that
change it so it only starts to refill overtime instead of instantly refilling it
top 40 for zarya op
>>147031523
>Bandit Reaper skin
>Abidas tracksuit outfit with a pair of white nikes, ski mask and wearing a white hood
>Reloading spews out some voicelines like, Oi nuu, nu tipa, ect
>Shadow form and E voicelines replaced with more bandit voices. zahodi sboku zahodi, ect
>HE ULTS AND SCREAMS OUT AH, SHYA MI WAM ARATI NIDALENIJINI, ANUU CHIKI BRIKI IV DAMKE
>Emotes are Squatting, Squatting with shotguns pointed somewhere, Drunk and passed out
>and Intro of him drinking a bottle of vodka and throwing it at the camera with bandit radio playing
Every game would be HYPE as FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>147033427
How do you nerf it? Lower ult charge rate?
>>147033464
She's not.
She isn't at all. These shitters saying "just use your E and fly up to him and start shooting him" are either epicly trolling your or are braindead.
If you want to kill Bastion, you go Pharah. Once you know where he is, there's no point in him playing Bastion anymore unless he has a reinhardt baby sitting him.
3 rockets. Peek, peek, peek, go about your business.
>>147033281
You oooga
Team booga
>>147033430
hanzo genji shitters are still rampant on competitive unfortunately
I just don't get how people can go up so high in rank and suck so bad besides getting unfairly carried.
>>147033551
increase the distance to 40m like before but make it max 2 revives.
>>147033551
Lower Charge Rate, set it to be channeled to raise more than 1 person.
so I don't give a fuck about ranked but I want a golden hammer. Should I throw in my placement games to get ez comp points? Which hero gives you the lowest rank?
>struggle for hours in the high 40s
>suddently win streak
>50->60 in about an hour
fug
>>147029297
That's retarded.
>Hey you're already fucked, you can either choose to take the MMR loss up front or take it after 10 minutes
Post your rank and whether or not you think it's where you deserve to be, whether you think you should be higher or lower
>6-4
>Rank 50
I'll take it. Fuck you, Hanzo and Bastion mains. How is everyone here holding up?
>>147033661
>Which hero gives you the lowest rank?
symmetra
>>147033142
>competetive mode released
>people in quick match crying about trying to win
>pick bastion anyway
>rape everything
this playerbase is retarded
>>147033518
Anon-kun it's okay maybe you had a tiny bit of fun playing with them ; w ;
>>147033471
please respond
i want to know if im not the only one who feels it here
>>147033551
Not him, but yes. I don't care about the whole "no counterplay she flies in presses q then immediately dies" shit. Sure it's annoying, but the fact a roadhog can jump out in front of people, soak damage, get healed, then do it again, and she'll have ult in less than 20 seconds is so fucking stupid.
>>147033551
reduce post-rez health depending on how many people are rezzed
there, it's fucking fixed
>>147033464
>D.Va counters Bastion
No the fuck she doesn't. You're being rused.
At best she can cockblock a single volley with Defense Matrix before being gunned down. At that point you'd be better off with a Rein, or a DPS.
>There are people in this thread right now that aren't in the Top 500 and don't have this emblem
L O L
O
L
Most annoying voice commands for every hero let's go
Dva= winky face
reinhardt= bring me another
tracer= deja vu
mei= ameizing
junkrat=brrrring
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY IS EVERYONE IN COMPETITIVE SO SHIT
>>147033518
same deal
>place 55
>play with friend
>lose 3 games in a row, going gold in damage, elims and objective kills
>drop 2 ranks
>give up
>start playing solo again
>win the 4 games ive played since
>half between 54 and 55
>>147033742
is it still bugged?
3 losses in a row after placements. i just know this matchmaking is fucked. Also ranking being 1-100 and being able to one rank after a win is completely fucked. Not to mention control matches are fucking pointless cos they basically dont count. I swear quickplay had better balance than this shit.
>>147033379
people who aren't total shitters have low sensitivities though. having a high sensitivity is something 12 year olds do so they can hit sweet 360 no scopes and think they're good.
>>147033742
its still bugged lad
>>147033685
>3-7
>rank 49
I'll be back in the mid fifties soon enough I get. I got 8 fucking capture maps and team was booga.
Once I get more payload maps I should be able to influence the games more. I can also fall back on Pharah/S:76 instead of autistically trying to make McCree work.
Is the competitive rank a normal distribution? Is 50 the average rank?
>>147033356
Tfw when you'll never be shayed, following him around with constant loving healz
Is rank 40 bad for a Lucio main?
>>147033743
>>147033743
>>147033743
HELP ME FAGS
>>147033551
Really its the invincibility that's bullshit.
Right now they're invincible when glowing, and shortly after the revive (although they can't shoot for this brief period).
Have them take reduced damage on revive. 50%. Have no resistance once the glowing animation is over.
>all my friends have overwatch for console
>tfw nobody to do troll yunkrat 6v6 with
>tfw you slowly realize that you are much better at the game than the friends you play with
>they ask if you want to play comp instead of quick play
>come up with some "no i only play comp alone im afraid" style excuse because you dont want to lose ranks
>wow ok rude
>tfw
>5-5
>rank 48
guess I suck
>>147033685
I have a feeling I'm about to get fucked hard
>>147033814
Same. Had a 3 man stack in which one game our randos couldn't get a kill between the 3 of them. The other I had 3 leavers on Route 66 attack vs Rein + turret wombo.
Woah, really makes you think
>>147033881
I'd say a good bit below average. How did your placement matches go?
>>147033881
Rank is more about your teams
>>147033894
>Month old baby
A B O R T
B
O
R
T
>>147033453
Remove golden guns / any incentive for shitters to play.
Make gain/lower in rank based on stats(especially objective time) and not on win/loss.
Fix whatever bug is causing people to lose 10x as much rank as when they win.
Allow people to volunteer into a 5v6 for extra credits.
Separate mics from no mics.
pirate toblerone says "Shiver me timbers" sometimes
i've heard junkrat say "why so serious" but i don't know if it's the jester skin or not
How do I filter KOTH maps out of my ranked queue?
>>147033952
Woah too bad placement matches are done now and I'm still in shitter paradise OOGA BOOGA
>>147033947
My last game was actually a stomp. Went Torb on Hollywood and enemy never made it past the first point. Proceeded to take their point on attack and win instantly. Good luck.
>>147033743
Junkrat should be the "have a nice day!" after every kill.
Lucio - "Why are you so angry?"
>>147033746
>Me ooga team booga
ME RANK 1000
ME BEST IN WORLD
>>147033959
I've been losing most of them because of retarded team mates.
>tfw 7-3 and placed in Rank 55
>Rank 58 now
>Nothing but the nicest teams so far
I'm too scared to play more.
>>147033894
is she asking for somebody to fuck her baby
canada is fucked up
>>147033471
>>147033702
P L E A S E
R E S P O N D
I need this information ok
please give me your (You)s
cause i swear to god the competitive servers are really goodplease halt your shitposts and notice my post
I am more than okay with this. Thank you, Loot Box.
>tfw top 120 ranked people are on your friendslist
>>147033430
>play genji
>team bitches at me at the start for picking genji
>absolubtly devastate everything up to the final chokepoint, singlehandledly clear the path for my team
>they just go with junkrats en masse. can't deflect tthem all or deal with their traps
>lose because team keeps going one by one and die to junkrat shit instead of grouping up behind me after switching to reinhardt.
Guess my ranking. Won 5 lost 5. Just had a game afterwards where I had top damage and elims and 83% kill participation against those who were ranked much higher than myself because I grouped with a friend. But apparently I'm garbage.
About to enter Competitive. Which of my go-to heroes should I pick? I'm not feeling Genji, I usually horse around with him and I'm still learning Reinhard.
>>147034038
Delete this image
>>147034115
kek
>Play comp
>Rank 65
>Get in match
>My team is filled with 58-60's
>Enemy team has level 72 and 68 with other level 60's
>My team cant land hooks or kill enemy 72 tracer at all.
>Tracer literally 1v4's my team
>Playing reinhardt so i cant turn around and go help them otherwise I get shot in the back by the rest of the enemy team.
>Lose
>Lose an entire rank and am now 64
What the fuck is this matchmaking like seriously. Our team avg was 60 and theirs was 67
>The only time i win in ranked is koth maps
Fucking end me already
>>147033281
What do the + number points mean
>>147033356
>Seagull placed 71
>Surefour placed 77
>Surefour is undeniably better than Seagull
Prove me wrong.
HINT: You can't
>>147034070
Welcome to the glory of blizzard MMR. Where they are told how to not cock it up. And then they cock it up anyway the madmen.
>>147034038
>MercyxD.Va
Finally someone else that ships this.
>>147033291
>>147033352
>>147033521
It seems fair, you just need to play them well + objective focus
It's just harder because tanks/support aren't as easy to play, and require more help from their team to do well
>>147033281
If you actually started shooting him with the pistol he probably would have ducked around the corner and you would have captured the point.
>>147034136
you got the cutest d.va spray!!!
Is anyone have like a 20% winrate in competitive
I went from 40 to 36 so fast, I have only won 1 match in 8 and everyone keeps telling me to uninstall and that I am the problem
>>147033453
2 ranked queues, solo queue and 6 man 'scrim' queue. Nothing in between. Implement a group finder utility that allows groups with less than 6 members to easily find other people looking to scrim (similar to the WoW group finder, the group finder - not the dungeon queue).
In ranked games your mic is on team chat in solo queue, group chat (obviously) in scrim queue.
No more sudden death, ties are decided based on time or distant pushed, depending on the map.
Make your ranked display 1-1000 (or even 1-10,000) rather than 1-100 to allow for more granular visible rankings, or implement a division system similar to SC2 or LoL.
>>147034297
Who cares, it's a duplicate and I never play D.va
>>147034136
dude nicestonehardt is better
>>147034120
you're clingy as fuck
can i leave a ranked game at the defeat screen or do i need to watch all the bullshit?
>7/10 qualifier wins
>lose the 8th because a shithead went AFK
>Both Hanzo and Widow on Illios Competitive
How is this allowed?
>>147034370
You think that's bad? I had one afk:er and one leaver in two separate placement matches.
I have a 90% winrate and I smash my opponents and then type "ez"
it's beautiful
2 purple, 1 blue and 1 gold
And I just got a legendary not five levels ago.
>2 x Bastion, Symmetra, Pharah (bought one, got the other in a lootbox)
>1 x Genji (bought), Mercy (bought), Junkrat, Winston, Reinhardt, D.Va and Hanzo
Are people really having trouble getting legendary skins?
Holy shit I love Reaper
>>147034365
You can leave at defeat, just like quick play.
>>147034120
Only responding because Chen
It really does feel smoother than the usual QP thoughcan I go back to shitposting now?
>>147034259
4th loss in a row.. i actually want to cry. no idea how i can win.
>>147034428
>just MVP your legendaries!
When are they balancing this piece of shit
He does way too much damage even without aiming and can completely shut down an entrance.
Absurd damage, good mobility and decent control.
Also regular health pool.
It's like demoman all over again except that he has an insane fucking ult this time.
>tfw all these dynamic queue abusing faggots in competitive
>>147034109
>play some soloq
>there are obvious stacks on both teams
>lose a fight and hear enemy dva spamming IZ DIZ EZ MODE??
>end up winning the game
>guy on our team goes "is this ez mode?"
>same guy gets potg
>15 minutes later, same teams
>round 2 nigga, lose this time
>after we lose the whole enemy team starts spamming "is this ez mode?"
>kek my sided off because they actually got this pissed about it
>guy asks them about it, they start bitching at him. the usual "u mad tho?"
>guy gets potg again
>tfw i wish i'd added him to get sweet wins and make enemies maximum mad
>>147034548
>>147034463
it's just a game, stop crying
>>147034247
Sure four has been caught aimbotting several times on stream and replay vids
DUDE GUYS
I THINK THE COMPETITIVE MODE SERVERS HAVE A BETTER TICKRATE
DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL IT
YEAH HELLO STOP SHITPOSTING FOR A SECOND AND ANSWER MY QUESTION THIS IS IMPORTANT
DUDE TICKRATE LMAO
>>147034347
what kinda fucking general can't give me information when i need it(a bad one)
>>147034432
sure go ahead
>>147034247
>aimbots all his quickplay games
>aimbots in ranked when it comes out
>pretending to be surprised that he managed to place high
>lose to a premade team in competitive
>matched against the same team next game
Great matchmaking Blizz :^)
>>147034268
>Tanks/support aren't easy to play
uh....
>>147034463
Overwatch is more fun at the lower skilled end of the matchmaking queue anyway
>>147033464
>>147033572
>>147033731
>4 losses due to coin toss RNG
>1 loss because I disconnected for literally ten seconds (Got back in and actually won, but still got a loss)
>3 losses because of leavers
I mean considering this is Blizzard's first attempt at an online game, it's not bad.
>>147033858
Please respond, I'm trying to establish how terrible I am at this game
zarya is ruining this game just as bad as widow was. mcree shouldve never been nerfed
>>147034698
Nice potg, buddy.
did anyone else just lose the connection to the gameserver? i finally was in a team with mics and i was having fun, now i can't rejoin the match ;_; i hope this doesn't count as a loss
>>147034621
>an ACTUAL autistic person
Hello there. So what's it like?
>147034712
dont do it
dont reply
>>147033685
5-5 Rank 49. Got to 53 with 11 more games.
>>147034712
literally just git gud
you can ignore her and win easy
>>147034712
zarya isnt op
get over yourself anon
>that gigantic red bar everytime
I'm 35
am i the lowest rank here
>>147034712
Her charge is bugged and snapshotting her charge rate incorrectly. She'll be fine (maybe even slightly underpowered) once the bug is corrected.
>>147034698
Ranked is for tryhards and is broken anyway, so that's my reason.
>>147034768
meant for >>147034712
>>147034653
Are you saying Offense/Defense heroes are less suited to getting kills/damage than Tanks/Supports?
>>147034712
They need to fix her energy/M2 bug
>your most charged M2 damage will be all your M2 damage
>until you hit 0 energy or die
>>147034712
As a mcree autist he needed a nerf.
But nowhere near that big, all he can do s76 can do way better, fan the hammer feels completely awful to use now.
>>147034168
well i got like a 58 from winning 7/10 so I'm gonna guess you got a 50.
>>147034289
>soldier would hide when mercy attacks him
spoken like a real /owg/ anon
whos the most effective at killing mercy
tracer? reaper? dva?
>>147034621
THANKS CHENPOSTER I AM HONORED BY YOUR BLESSING
Also, /owg/, why are Lucio and Reinhardt so fun to play like holy shit something about them is amazing
Wish me luck...
>>147033518
I wouldn't play with friends unless I know they are as stupidly tryhard as I am and at least decent.
My other friends understand and I only QP with them, just be honest.
>>147034861
Pharaohs kills me the most
Reminder: Competitive Servers still use 20ticks. Blizzard literally announced that 60ticks wouldn't solve anything because latency between players is the issue, not the tickrate and all it would do would just show a nicer kill cam.
>>147034325
I lose nonstop but always with 3-4 gold medals
>>147034798
Anon from last thread said he lost every game and got ranked 2
who /35/ here
>>147034712
>>147034849
all mcree does now is shoot from range and hope your aim is good enough to be a shittier 76 or counter tracer, can't even counter genji anymore because you don't have enough damage
poor guy got wrecked
>>147034546
Play anyone who shoots in a straight line.
Congratulations, you just killed junkrat.
>>147034869
>60 degrees
What GPU? I'm >>147034430 with a 1080, settings set to Epic, with 150% scaling.
>>147034648
This just happened to me about three times in a row, all losses. Good fun.
>>147034849
McCree shitting out 400+ DPS with almost no cooldown was not balanced when he already has a stun, a very good primary, and mobility + instant reload
>>147034948
same
Hey you other D.vas, whats your reason for STILL not gitting gud with D.va and getting quint kills in RANK?
>this was against lvl 5x and high 4x SR btw.
>>147034971
...which is why I said he needed a nerf.
But not that big, fan the hammer is rarely used now against most targets.
>>147034861
with good aim, tracer can do it
mercy players always bitch at me for griefing them nonstop with tracer
the blinks are great since she can never l-shift away from you for good
just be mindful of her team and save that precious recall
dva is pretty good too but she doesnt do enough other stuff to merit a pick
however if its capture point or koth go ahead and do the dva
>>147034676
>>147033858
http://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/us
>>147034245
That's 'heat' for being on fire.
>>147035008
What the fuck did you use to record this
>>147034962
GTX 970
>>147034848
>They need to fix her energy/M2 bug
>>your most charged M2 damage will be all your M2 damage
>>until you hit 0 energy or die
time to abuse the FUCK out of this
So I got placed at 55 going 6-4.How good is 55?
What did you guys get after placements?
What's a fun casual game to play?
>>147034848
No I'm saying the skill floor to fulfill their roles are much lower than offense heroes.
You play mercy, you left click near your teammates with lowest health bars, you've done your job.
Lucio even does it passively.
Offense heroes require their supports to a certain extent and have a higher skill floor to fulfill their roles in the team.
I can't believe locking d.va or zenyatta isn't a bannable offense yet.
>22.2% competitive winrate
just fuck my shit up
>>147035008
is good webm
>>147034951
>can't even counter genji anymore
>indirect flashbang
>headshot
>fan
Genji is now dead or just burned his deflect
>>147035040
It's still 270 DPS, and the time between fans is reduced massively
>>147035094
Pretty good anon
>>147035008
are you technically challenged
that webm is criminally bad
>>147033858
48-50 is average
55+ is pretty far above average but nothing amazing yet
>>147035045
>Seagull is 21/1
the fuck
>>147035069
shh, its fine.bsr ;- ;
>go 5-5 in placements on brothers acct
>placed at 49
>go 7-3 on my own and get 46
???
rate my comp performance
>>147035123
>to fulfill their roles
No shit, but holding M2 as Rein or jumping around pressing E occasionally as Lucio won't get you a good skill rating, which is what the discussion is about, follow the replies
Offense/Defense heroes are better at getting kills/damage/causing objective pushes than Tanks/Supports by design, it's part of their kit
>>147035094
>How good is 55?
good side of average
got the same placement from 6-4, although it could have been 7-3 but we had a quitter in one of my games
>>147035153
he was playing with taimou and tailspin
couldnt ask for a better team desu
>>147034976
This is literally "elohell" right?
How can we recover from this?
>>147035008
Hey you poster, what's your reason for STILL not gitting gud with Webms and getting crystal clear PotGs in /VG/?
>>147034854
44. Amazing system blizzard has.
>>147035223
placements are fucked
unless you win every game and get golds in every one you will always get put in a random number between 40 and 60
>>147035140
why you guys hatin so hard on that play tho?
>>147035045
Those poor souls
>playing comp Hollywood
>three people auto lock in Genji
mfw
REMINDER
The bell curve is extremely saturated around 45-55 right now, as time goes on and more matches are played, it will flatten out, don't take it too seriously
>>147035094
its pretty good, somewhat above average
>>147035109
mount & blade, undertale.. what else.. idk i dont play video games anon
>>147034574
Did anything ever come of the beta aimbotting comp matches.
Was it actually confirmed he was hacking?
>5-5
>Get placed in 44
Is this because I went healer/tank when nobody fucking else would and got put in the "fuck all damage dealt" box?
help how do I counterpick me choking in games
Tracer does a lot of damage considering how mobile she is. She's supposed to flank and be annoying and stuff, but she ends up assassinating people. Not to mention her ult is a one hit kill for many enemies.
>>147035301
Honestly, well played Genji shits on basically everyone, he has tools to deal with every character, except maybe S76/Winston, I've had matches where dual Genjis rip apart everyone
Also his ult is one of the best in the game
give me ONE reason to not make a melee + swift strike macro for genji
>in quick play on illios
>third round
>whenever i get a kill their name pops up but no points is next to it
>elims, damage done, etc stay the same the entire match.
Has this happened to anybody else? It was really weird
>>147035289
They're losing on purpose; it's the only way to get that low this early. You'd be losing shit all rating at that point, since there are very few players that low to be matched against.
>>147035230
>less than 20 games across 5 heros
who care
>a literal child on my team talking on voice chat suggesting someone go Symmetra
Is there an /owg/ discord?
>>147035356
I only picked Mercy and placed 62.
No idea how it works.
>>147035356
people that are maining support are getting really low ranks even if they win a lot.
>Actually doing well in placements
>Forced 50 is showing itself with a L-W-L-W-L-W, though the losses were all close and I even got play of the match in two of 'em as a Pharah and a Symmetra.
>Next three games are all wins.
"Can't have that anon :^)"
>This happens for my final placement and the next two competitives after.
Oh fuck right off with your shit, Blizzard.
>>147035471
jelly detected
get good
>>147035421
Her hitbox is absurdly small considering her DPS and mobility
Her counter is any kind of automatic fire, since a single headshot is about half her health right there. Winston/Torb/Reaper/Junkrat work as well
>play roadhog
>have 70% hook accuracy
neat
People walk into these a lot.
>At 52 right now
>Want to do better, want to learn and climb
>Know for a fact that, because of based dynamic matchmaking, I will eventually (probably around 60-70) hit a wall where it will basically just be "get a team or fuck off nerd LOL XD BEST PLAYED WITH FRIENDS"
Anyone else know this feel
>>147035572
>The servers walks people in to these a lot
FTFY
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>is me
>has bad accuracy
>tries to practice widowmaker
>few times I was in CQC I did really well because poison + melee + SMG
>otherwise gets my shit pushed in at range
Back to Bastion and Zarya for me...
>>147035510
why did you uploaded a picture of half life 1 anon
>It's the I get gold in kills as Lucio episode
>Want to get good at heroes that actually take aim
>End up playing nothing but Mercy/Lucio because no one else is willing to pick support
>tfw 7 king of the hill maps in a row
HELP
SEND HELP
>>147035572
Trying to juke him is really difficult since you have to account for latency, which means jumping/changing direction INSTANTLY
>>147035613
>Zarya
>requiring no aim
Her M2s still don't make sense to me
>>147035675
>being a cuck
>>147035676
enjoy winning each one and getting 20%
>>147035621
I'd much rather silky-smooth FPS than a bunch of pretty textures and am too cheap to upgrade.
>decide to play flankcree
>3 Meis
Guess fucking not damn that's a nuisance
>Group of shitters in my last placement match
>Check their shit at the end
>1 win, 2 hours played in comp
Are you fucking kidding me
>>147035275
>shitters actually believe this
>>147035547
She also die to lucky and shots with Shotgun-type weapons, as well as with mind games. I routinely eat Tracers for breakfast as D.Va. In the mech she dies to me paying any amount of attention and giving her a short burst from the cannons, and out of the mech she's generally easy to predict and kite, especially if you have a couple of objects to loop around.
I'm probably at a shit MMR and I haven't even gotten into ranked, though, so feel free to ignore this advice.
>>147035675
Play Zenyatta.
>>147035675
If nobody wants to heal I will just happily pick something like roadhog or soldier that can heal themselves
>>147034962
>tfw 90 degrees on low-mid 1080p
Characters with purple skins that are better than all their oranges:
I'll start
omnic crisis bastion
carbon fiber dva
>>147035676
>complaining about koth
I don't care if the matches are an hour long I'd take endless koth over one more fucking attack/defend map decided by a coin flip.
>>147035492
>child on team goes Reaper (obviously)
>another person playing Mercy
>constantly telling the Mercy that they should heal them and only them
>screams when they don't heal them and focuses on the people doing work
Sometimes it's fun to play with kids.
Ranked stacking is pretty messed up
>>147035798
Both of Soldier's purples (and some of his blues) are better than all of his shitty oranges.
Dynamic Queue really ruins the competitiveness of ranked.
>>147035716
Zarya's laser is technically a raycast automatic weapon, making it easier to spray and less reliant on twitching, at the cost of burst DPS.
Zarya's bombs are explosions and therefore are easy enough to aim. Bonus points because they're contact explosives.
>is zarya
>CQC
>throw bomb behind enemy
>they get pushed into me
>quick melee
>repeat
wtt Soldier's Rifle for Torb Hammer
>play Zarya for the first time
>team is utter dogshit running around and blocking my shields on dying people
>EZ card for barriers
Is ranked placement matches based off your hidden MMR in quick play? I wont 7/10 of my placements and got 53...
I fucked around in quick play a lot.
>>147035798
>Golden/Russet S76
>Toasted Junkrat
>default Reaper
>Woodclad Torb
>Anubis Pharah
>Posh Tracer
>>147035649
That doesn't mean much, it's pretty easy to tag everyone as Lucio.
t. random 35 hours on Lucio player
>>147035675
good thing I have a cuck friend who mains Mercy
>>147035853
>Dynamic Queue
What is that? I don't play competitive, idk
>>147035798
I vastly prefer this over Sunyatta, and maybe a little ahead of Ifrit.
>play 2 ranked games
>win both
>get +1 after each
>>147035828
DOUBLE
MONKEYS
>>147035798
McCree
Junkrat
Tracer
Pharah
>>147035918
It's a Leaguebab thing
It's funny, either I'm terrible at a hero or I'm pretty alright. Though the ones I am good at are cancerouslike Junkrat
Am I no longer considered a shitter?
>>147035860
The tracking required for her laser basically makes it an anti-tank only tool though
And her M2 just feels weird to me, it feels like there's either a delay on launching them. or they arc more than is visually represented
>>147035931
>>147035828
I want teams to do this.
...but no teams do this.
>when a zarya shields you just right
>Convinced friend to buy game
>He's a Mercy "main"
>Picks her even if we already have other support(s)
>Never once uses the pistol
>Complains about anything that kills him
>Asks why I don't protect him when he jumps in front of the whole team
>Generally bitches the whole match
>"Man this game is really fun."
Hopefully setting myself to Busy or away doesn't show me playing Overwatch.
>>147035881
>Is ranked placement matches based off your hidden MMR in quick play?
Yes
>disconnect for 15 seconds randomly ONCE in a ranked game
>still credited for a loss despite being able to reconnect
Why even let me reconnect then?
>>147035138
Good Genji don't use their reflect when they see McCree and instead go for the one hit combo to force McCree to commit.
As McCree you have to wait for Genji to actually spend his reflect before you can attempt to flashbang him. Genji sets the pace in the matchup when it really should be the other way around.
>>147035989
Welcome to the 60+ family, son.
do u believe /owg/
channel 4 me pls
rage stories?
>playing as junkrat
>win our first 2 rounds of neutral point
>part way through the 3rd round I see shes just pocket healing only the winston even if he's full heath
>have only 10 hp left and ask for a heal
>doesn't heal me at all and i die about 15 secs later
>say in chat "could you please heal other people on the team that need it"
>she must of got mad because now she just uses her pistol and won't heal at all.
>she won't even ult anymore.
>lose the next 3 rounds and lost the game.
do some people get so offended that they just say "fuck it I'm going to cost my whole team the game."
>>147035989
How many wins needed and heroes played?
>>147036039
gotta get the medals goy
I got a placement score of 40.
As you can see, my stats are good.
So I'm confused as to why it's so low.
Is it because I picked 'solo' characters mostly?
