Marathons:
-agdq scam marathon with loading screen sim about to start
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>MWSF
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
first for horned anime
>>128053836
normal people can't tell the difference
I love noir
>>128053693
It is not about the costs but about the detailed info given.
when does cosmo's oot speedrun start?
Someone wanna help me kill myself?
6th for me
xth for pepe posters are people too :#
Fuck loadborne
Fuck unpatched games
Fuck duping
Fuck RPGs
Fuck skipping bosses
Fuck this CWC looking autist
Who thought it was a good idea to have bloodborne shit% be one of the final runs?
>>128053970
Out
xth for watching speedruns is only fun the first time
Reminder that the man in the fursuit was literally ShadowJacky
>>128054102
Its an excuse to play the bloodborne soundtrack and give everyone eargasms
>>128054016
STOP DEADNAMING
>Bloodborne
>not all bosses
:/
>>128054138
Sounds perfect for a person that has never played it and won't until 3~4 years.
>>128054109
it is you faggot
dis gun be interestin
>>128054016
After he is done speedrunning his gender change
>>128054109
you gotta be joking
hype
>>128054062
dumb facebookfrog poster
STOP
STOP
STOP "HYPE"
>bloodborne runner is fat as fatass
Pottery.
stop with the fucking hype already you aidsloving faggot
Greetings from ____! Had to donate for my favorite game of all time. My money had to go to a good cause. Let's fight this terrible disease! 1 million HYPE! Also, ___ the animals!
such originality
I propose Mario Kart 8 for cringiest run
>name is FatB
>he actually is fat
What a surprise that the bloodborne runner is a fat autist
>>128053560
just grab your friend's nuts man
>de_neckbeard
Reminder that $ony literally paid Jewyama $1M to put this in such a great time slot instead of in the Awful Games where it belongs.
>>128054109
Did this happen at this event?
>>128054102
Sony pays quite well for good pr.
Sorry bb fans but there is no way this game would have gotten this timeslot otherwise.
This sonygger is so fat and greasy he has to carry a dish towel around with him to wipe off his controller
>>128054226
it's a speedrun
>>128054440
a million times yes
>>128054440
now you mention it, yeah lmao
>ONLY ONE GUY CLAPPING
LMAO THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>PS4 loading times
>>128054109
what flag?
>after I get out of this first loading screen which is about 35 seconds
>35 seconds
kek
typical sonycuck
>>128054440
goal body desu.
Think he looks better and more human than the bigger Caleb
how do they keep fucking up starting/ending the time
how come none of the famous runners are doing this
i dont know this fat guy and i watch many bb speedrunners
>>128054425
kek pcucks still salty NEVER EVER
>>128054109
what flag?
>pre patched bloodborne
holy fuck you better hope he doesnt die often.
loading times are like 1 minute long
Just watched King of Kong and want to get some records on Twin Galaxies. Where do I start with speedrunning?
>>128054602
>looks more human than a ginger fag
ringing endorsement
That guy on the couch is trying to seduce me with his voice, this isn't fair
>>128054486
He's disgusting. He's even wearing a Magic The Gathering shirt. Though it sounds like he can at least speak coherently, so that's something. I'm willing to overlook a lot if the commentary is decent. Hopefully it doesn't degenerate later on.
surely there is no better choice of clothing than my Magic the Gathering shirt
>>128054380
easily
On a side note, battleblock theatre was pretty hilarious too
I just got triggered remembering original loading
>>128054637
Good/popular runners have disowned GDQ how many times must we tell you /v/irgins this?
TIME (0:00 WR) xDlol he screwed up there hahaha FUCKING PIG HA
>>128054109
what flag
im already bloodbored
5 g's here and 5 g's there. gtfo uyama you fraudster
>>128054602
Ihis back looked really good
![grand-prix-richmond-buttcrack-magic-the-gathering[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qt3Qp0j.jpg "grand-prix-richmond-buttcrack-magic-the-gathering[1].jpg")
>>128054602
SAY IT, SAY IT BABY
But seriously, this guy was likely on the right of this picture.
so i havent been watching but is he actually running an older version of a console game? what the fuck is this garbage lmao
Wow Bloodborne looks so realistic and hype. Please tell me what videogame system I can aquire this masterpiece of modern art on my fellow anonymous internet users.
>fucks up the first parry he attempts
>fucks up the second one
I should be running this game, jesus.
>missing two parrys on the first fight
What a complete and utter failure.
>>128054935
>>128054970
Don't worry he'll dupe souls to overlevel himself so he doesn't need to be able to play it
>>128053970
die faggot
>There is another version, but its harder
>de HOIP crowd
>most of the time people run all bosses, it's a lot better, lots of people you know run it
>but this is any%
>>128054791
why?
still draws viewers it seems
not worth it $$$ wise?
I hope ESA has Bloodborne All Bosses this year, Dark Souls 2 All Bosses last year was pretty erotic.
>Timer stopped
B L U N D E R
>>128055072
sequence breaking past four mandatory bosses is pretty cool tho
>>128054935
>>128054970
word i speedran your mum and didn't miss any parrys
>>128054905
I can, but I'm not going to.
>>128054209
>>128054467
get the FUCK out you disgusting FREAKS
"Manipulate the shooter" nigga please you just run up to him normally.
>>128055134
the guy on the timer for this game is a complete fucking retard
HE DIED
E
D
I
E
D
This guy has likely 2 PS4s so he can keep practicing his speedrun while still enjoying the patched game and dlc.
srs?
>>128055134
Well one of the name choices was Dio Brando!
>that's a lot of $500 donations
OY VEY THE BLOODBORNE GOY KNOWS SHUT IT DOWN
INCOMING WR
>died
I'm starting to feel bad for this guy
>that's a lot of 500 dollar donations
HE KNOWS
>that's a lot of $500 donations
BANNED
>>128055032
You are the type of person who thinks this isn't speedrunning, and think SMM and Stepmania was, literally kill yourself
>dying already
Reminder that darkbourne is a shit game and a shit speedgame
>that's a lot of $500 donations
THE GOYIM ARE CATCHING ON
SHUT IT DOWN
>>128054683
>>128054440
KILL yourselves you fucking homos
>>128055193
sorry can't hear you
this guy is fucking trash, i'm going to bed
>>128054935
>>128054970
There are way too amny "speedrunners" these days that barely know the normal game. It is not about liking a game really really a lot and just about wanting to speedrun.
>That's a lot of 500 dollar donations
HE KNOWS
>dog RNG
why do people refer to complex goal-oriented-AI decisions as "RNG"?
>>128055205
>nigga
out
>>128055439
Why the fuck are they running this obsolete category?
The actual Bloodborne speedrun has virtually no glitches and is fairly execution heavy. Is that why?
Just dupe for safety? What a fucking joke.
>>128055267
ya jealous douche?
>>128055494
makes them sound smarter
>>128055324
>HE KNOWS
Everyone except blueglass knows. He is too innocent and retarded to coherent such things.
>>128055494
it's just become synonymous with "things i can't accurately predict", whether they're actually random or not - and i'm not complaining, it's easy than saying "complex goal-oriented-AI decisions" (whatever you think that means)
He's fucking stuck. hahaha
>bloodborne soft-locked
>we don't have to watch this shitty meme run any more
>trainwreck%
S T U C K
T
U
C
K
SHIT RUN
lmfao this is a fucking joke run
mercy kill incoming
R E S E T
E
S
E
T
God what trainwreck.
>>128055494
because its hot and a meme.
Saying "luck" is cancer.
>>128055546
Holy fuck this guy even sucks at it
"I wasn't paying attention"
Jesus this AGDQ has been a fucking hot mess.
Is it a trainwreck?
>>128055546
Yes, because all bosses is harder and this guy sucks.
L O A D I N G
O
A
D
I
N
G
Why do Souls runners always mess up?
>stuck
>dead
best run
fat autist in a mtg shirt chokes run multiple times and we're not even 13 minutes in
This is reminding me of some completely fucked Naegleria run from way back... SotC maybe?
>>128055589
Nah fuck off poorfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sjhjFOw4Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNQcdThO4ZA
>all this no skill
Truely blunderborne.
"we have a healthy estimate"
already past 10 minutes in a 40min run and has done literally nothing
>two deaths
>getting stuck in a hole in the ground
If you think bloodborne is a good game you should off yourself
>10 mins into run
>palms are sweaty
>needs a drink
what is this $500 donation thing you're talking about?
this is the kind of person that plays magic the gathering
PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE
>this """"""""""""""""""""""""""game""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is the best the Cuckstation 4 has to offer
lmao
does the healthy estimate include the 2 minute loadtimes because >muh console gaymen?
This is their idea of a finale? What a fucking joke.
S T U C K
T
U
C
K E K
I don't know this speed runner, but are they just choking because they're at AGDQ, or are they this bad?
>>128055546
This guy probably can't handle the regular game.
It's evident because he fucks up parries on an early enemy and soft-locks the game.
This fat fuck will most likely kill himself after getting back to his room, what a trainwreck of a run
Someone stop this shit already pls
I'M DONE. I'M OUT.
(it's noir)
>It was impossible to submit all bosses to AGDQ
Why not just do pre-dlc all bosses instead of this shitty fucking run?
>>128055796
you got memed on kid
Getting stuck after fucking up a trick, right into a long ass loading screen.
Did we ever find out who was this furfag???
>there are no DLC runs because the runners still aren't good enough
>>128055816
it could be worse
he could play force of will
>>128055802
Souls runs are cancer.
The best part of them is the exploration and character building. Of course the speedruns basically just exploit everything and make the game look like a joke.
Except this one particular run, which is fucking so cringe worthy.
>>128055879
About time, and don't come back
>>128055654
Hey I am just glad the phrase THE GAME TROLLED ME became almost unused.
>plays in front of 180k+ people
>doesn't pay attention
>tells everyone
>>128055940
prime minister trudeau
>>128055940
he was executed
>>128055863
He's probably just bad, that's why he's running an easier category so he can skip bosses.
>>128055821
is that medievil
>>128055940
yes
>>128055956
I thought the DaS 2 run some GDQs ago wasn't bad.
Why the fuck would you speed run this
It's not meant for that shit, and with unpatched load times
>>128055940
Dude weed man
how long until mike comes out and katana's this guy?
>>128055962
as in the picture, not me...
>>128055940
>costumes banned and no touhou or plushies anymore
>furries reign free
Thanks Jewyama.
>>128055940
yeah, someone linked his piece of shit twitter.
>>128055361
it's ok dram loves you too
>>128055737
Why is that gif just showing different angles of an empty room?
>>128055940
His name is wagtehdog
>>128055940
his name is omsoc
>>128056023
No it's concept art for Daredevil
>we did it reddit
>We did it Reddit
Wait did he restart?
bloodbourne. more like bloodyboring. AHHAHAHA
Bring in qtt, he pulls a 100% and the chinks donate some slave kids to the foundation.
oh fuck it's a dupe run time to stop watching.
So he's gonna dupe himself up to level 999 and 2-shot the bosses with no skill?
I've only seen legit Souls runs to be honest.
John Cena.
>>128056073
Everything is probably being prepared right now in the background.
>>128056000
TWENTY
>le john cena meme XD
Honestly the runner seems pretty chill.
And joke ruined by announcer, there goes 40k.
>dupes
>making a new character
>WE DID IT REDDIT
Oh fucking wow
good memes and good times
Nice speedrun :^)
This game is quite literally Reddit, this is literally memes.
>This run as a Bloodborne fan.
>>128056052
Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.
>>128056070
They couldn't get one of the good runners to play this.
Even the good runners can die in Bloodborne. It's not like Dark Souls 1/2 or Demon's Souls where you get so grossly overpowered you can almost one shot bosses with magic. Bloodborne speedruns actually require some semblance of skill which is why I like to think a lot of people switched to them, but its probably just because its fairly new.
>>128056192
He sounded like he was being sarcastic.
I remember hearing at the start of the week he was some rando from bbg but I don't think it was ever confirmed
>and his name is....
>JOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA, heh
>it is john cena
>mfw
>They pick this over all bosses category
What the fuck?
can anyone else faintly here the sound of a scrolling mousewheel?
think the person manning the computer may be on reddit or something
========BREAKING NEWS========
This run is so bad that Sony will remove Bloodborne from all PS4s and PSN and give it to Steam.
========
>>128056106
oh my :3
>>128056070
the thing is that if this was all Bosses he wouldn't have needed to play unpatched.
Which is the crux of why this run sucks
Holy fuck how can a 40 minute run of a brawler be so fucking boring and involve so little brawling?
>>128056297
>Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.
It's a great speedgame on the unpatched versions because of binocular boosting and stair launching.
>>128056250
that doesn't override the fact that he's fucking bad and this game should not be at AGDQ
>>128056297
Dark Souls 2 is a good game.
>>128056285
i'm sorry anon
>>128056297
>Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.
That is irrelevant to the SR.
>>128056250
i agree but this still isnt very entertaining
>literally has a washcloth on his leg to wipe the sweat off his hands
HE SAID IT
HE SAID "MEMES"
>>128056334
pc will still have no games
>have my way with them
BANNED
"Have my way with him"
Someone shut this rapist shitlord the FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>128056351
>souls games
>brawler
hahahahaha what
>>128056376
Yeah but then so is Dark Souls with the kiln glitch.
Dark Souls 2 got broken super fast, but it makes the game kind of boring to watch.
>>128056297
Dark Souls 2 worst Souls but it's still one of the best games in a decade.
>>128056318
Probably nobody volunteered to do an all bosses run because Bloodborne is hard. This guy literally fights the easiest bosses in Rom, Micolash, and Mergo's Wet Nurse at super high levels. He could do it at level 4 (the lowest level) in about the same time but he wants to dupe to try to survive and kill them in a few hits because he can't actually play the game well enough!
this is a thrilling boss fight
a thrilling game
truly a hard game to bring games back to the golden era
>>128056490
Dark souls 1 is a good game but the speedrun is eh, even with the kiln glitch. Bino boosting and launching yourself across the map is way, way more fun.
>>128056073
Corpses can't dig themself out of their graves. Unless there is ancient magic and technology involved.
>Shadows
>one of the harder fights
Face With Tears of Joy
>>128056408
yeah much worse than people wiping it on their pants
>they redid ruin sentinels for BB
That's really fucking lazy.
>>128056164
DareDeEvil
>so now we're going to duplicate items
>>128056351
>whole gameplay comes down to DODGE AND ATTACK, DODGE AND ATTACK
>remove DODGE AND ATTACK
>its boring
I wonder how
What's really going on.
Is it true that Horror killed himself?
>>128056483
I've never played your shitty meme games desu, but what genre would you put them in?
>another 500 donation
HMMMM
>>128056667
ARPG
>>128056667
They're action RPGs.
>>128056667
They are JRPG retard
>>128056667
Roguelike
>I think they're saying "Moo"
>That makes a lot more sense
Hoo boi
>>128056521
One Reborn has some bullshit which can get you, and Micolash can easily one shot you if you get unlucky and he uses his Call Beyond and it hits you. Mergo is a joke of a fight because you just stay behind it while it mows the lawn.
If he wanted to really show off he should've just had that PS4 running for fucking 12 hours so the enemy AI gets bugged out and you can kill every boss like how he did Shadows of Yharnam
>>128056667
They are action RPGs you dumb fuck, done from a third person perspective. RPG as in character building, not role playing.
Not even close to brawlers.
>>128056312
Fuck off with "sarcastic" shit. He said it and that is all you need to know.
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING FAGGY HE PRESSES THE BUTTONS
Especially the shoulder buttons, holy shit.
>>128056408
>tfw get sweaty hands naturally
just chop them off family
>>128056641
pretty fucking much lol
>>128056334
You know as much as you joke, this run is so bad it may actually turn people off from getting the game.
>30 endurance
Jesus christ this faggot is terrible
>>128056581
Sonic Phantom is my favourite vehicle.
>>128056667
dungeon crawler / action rpg for babies
>>128056751
Looks like your average /v/edditor
>>128056857
>dungeon crawler
Not even close
>>128056759
That's why I left out the One Reborn from the list of easiest bosses. He is playing on the unpatched version so Micolash doesn't have the good version of Call Beyond. this category is just a joke
>>128056626
And BB is just using sony to create assets for dark souls 3.
Jesus he makes it sound like going through Bergenwyrth is some huge thing when you can get through it in like 2 minutes casually.
>>128056641
add the federal reserve
>>128056832
There are a lot of shitty speedruns. I don't see how this is any worse than that garbo MK8 run.
Reminder that GDQ LLC is literally committing fraud and should be reported to authorities immediately.
>>128056912
He really does.
>>128056939
the souls games are super hard :^)
>sony exclusive From software game
>run by a fat greasy neckbeard
wow, im legit shocked
>>128056961
And everyone was bemoaning the MK8 run too.
>Failed the stagger before Rom's 2nd phase
who is this guy?
>>128056990
Then why don't you report them?
I regret fapping during alttp race because now I have nothing to do but being bored.
>>128056641
nice
>>128056990
What did they do?
This game is pretty bad
