WE HIT 600k DOLLAR HOIP Edition
Marathons:
-Donations Collected Slowly on right now
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
Friendly reminder!
1st for gas trannies
penis
xth for our girl
best mccloud op
>>127909072
>>127908876
I don't but I also don't pay for my own internet twice like some DRM services want you to.
>>127908965
R.I.P. Brotherman Bill
Has there been any trannies playing in AGDQ/SGDQ?
Giovanni is a big guy.
Who /classic/ here?
Which is a funnier filename
Narcissa
Or
Cosmo
>>127909213
Does Noir count?
>persian
>she
damn except for blast corps this seems like a really lousy day. doesn't look like its getting better tomorrow either only like 2-3 runs that might not suck
Reminder that you can still make things "problematic" with your donation dollars
>>127909239
neither of those are funny
>no MWSF info in the OP
way to not support our bois faggot
>>127909239
daddy
>>127909340
anyone who bothers to call pokemon "she" also wants to fuck pokemon
if you can prove me wrong, do so (dont bother because you cant)
>>127909239
If I wanted humor I'd ask to see your 1 rep maxes
Reminder that the world is overpopulated and that cancer is literalyl a godsend
>tfw missy stopped being a tranny and went back to being a regular crossdressing faggot
>tfw missy's cute anorexic osu friend disabled her ask.fm account
>tfw caitelady is still prude and childish
I don't wanna live anymore
>>127909420
honestly i think it would be funnier to leave it as narcissa
>>127909420
what is this? fill me in on this meme
>>127909420
You think I'm giving mono mike a fucking cent? lmao
>>127909420
>2 thousand short
Where are our richboyz
>>127909341
>ohon running Mega Man VI
today is fantastic i dont know what youre talking about
>>127909213
Your dad played with my balls.
Now fuck off back to /v/, kid.
>>127909213
not this year but agdq 2014 had missy doing coop surgeon simulator and i think one played isaac 2015
>>127909509
Hi there, Not Important.
>>127909502
I want to fuck a pokémon
There's nothing wrong with that.
what's with the mumble crew and that sausage
/srg/ is just like /v/, just a little bit more autistic
>>127909509
thanks for the reminder, my opinion was starting to wane.
>>127909763
/srg/ is unironically the best general on 4chan
>this donation guy getting absolutely daddy dom'd by gunner all run
>>127909804
only during a gdq :^(
>gun hype
>>127909420
>Mike Uyama LLC shills trying to bait 4chan into donations
>>127909469
Sorry I just copied what the other OP fucked up.
>>127909729
Depends on which ones you want to fuck, the used slut Gardevoir or the qtpie Mawile are fair game
>>127909763
Don't you ever fucking respond to me again unless you contribute to the thread
>>127909538
cosmo is transgendered now and changed his name to narcissa, his loyalist cockmongler fans get in a huge fucking fit when you call him cosmo now
webms of speedhunnies pls
>>127909906
>>127909870
Thanks for proving my point.
>>127909763
>little bit
>>127909763
That you hold this opinion proves you are a shitter and have no idea what normal srg is. They are complete opposites. V is tumblr fur and gay shit. 50 weeks of the year the worst degeneracy you will see here is anime which gets promptly banned.
>>127909870
Now why would anyone wanna post in this hole outside of marathon time?
>>127909959
>speedhunnies
Not found.
>>127909959
okay here you go I hope this is not too lewd for a christian imageboard
I want to tittyfuck nidoqueen
>>127909804
Everything /srg/ does is ironic.
Real talk though, my main complain about /srg/ is how overboard everyone is with irony, it really sucks for newbois to come in and ask questions just to get meme'd away.
>>127909997
Free from fags and other degeneracy.
All pro-gay and trans posts are ironic
>>127909959
what he's actually saying is post Noir
/srg/ is literally the most level headed board on 4chan. the people who browse here know whats up. No furries, no trannies, no degeneracy, none of that shit.
>>127909984
I browse /vg/ and many generals daily, but nice try.
>le "died for our sins" meme
>>127910068
If I wanted irony I'd ask to see your one rep maxes
>>127910173
eat my asshole you idiot
>>127909870
>outside of gdq
squid
squid
who is we?
who are you quoting?
squid
squid
m_
>>127910068
this place has just been a shit hole of memes circle jerking irony and elitism for like 3 years now. /srg/ is literally a joke. I kind of feel bad for "our boys" that actually think they're in good company about how autistic they act.
>>127910176
Yes, I am sure you browse lots of the other, simply degenerate VGs.
i miss p_
>>127910173
Liar
>>127909959
>>127910193
>le reee normies get out xDD meme
>>127910247
it feels like im at home
>>127910176
>/vg/ is my main board
>>>/reddit/
>>127910286
I wouldn't care much if there was 2 different threads, like a serious srg speedrunning one and a normal /srg/ thread
>>127910574
this is /vg/
No matter how shit this general is, I assure nothing is as bad as FF14 general, the worst general in /vg/
>>127910286
mfw srg day of rope in just two days
>>127910652
>he hasn't been to wowg
Based Gengar fucking shit up.
>RNG punishes him for shit run
somebody fancy coming to the uk and reenacting the ending scene of hotline miami? i'll be one of the 50 blessings persons, just need someone to be biker
>>127910679
>that feel when serg dies in 2 days
Based
Gengar should've mercy killed this faggot
>>127910679
I wonder, does interracial tranny porn get /pol/ more or less angry than regular ones?
>>127910652
Pretty sure a3g was the worst. Constant shitposting from wannabe military fags and the whole thing imploded.
Whats your favorite pokemon srg?
>>127910828
>>127910652
I seriously dont want to know what is going on in there.
>>127910828
its basically pol and r/lgbt
>>127910828
>>127910797
lol, this absolute mad man stole like 80 door card keys!!
I'm sure you will all agree thats hilarious xD
someone got the werster/confusion pic?
>>127910828
>>127910893
Blatant RPing, shitposting and avatarfagging of the worst kind.
>>127909420
>people who don't understand that it will be funnier as narissa
>>127910853
No, if anything it's nice to know one of the two is probably giving the other aids and they'll be dead in 5 years.
How much longer is this worthless shit going?
I only joined for the glitch showcase.
>>127911065
>all those closeups of random faces with narcissa copied under them
I'm already giggling
>americans applaud the rng
>>127910792
i should add that you have to take the ending where you kill me
>>127911223
maybe 5 minutes or more
>something completely out of the runner's control happens
>OMG NICE CLAP CLAP CLAP
i dont get pokemon runs
It was always too late.
SGDQ won't withstand Allah's (peas be upon him) wrath.
You're almost 2:09 faggot, quit trying to lower your time
>ITS NOT FAIR
>>127910652
>not mass effect general
>time
>still entering inputs
>>127910934
>/v/ not jaded and 95% twitter drama
Nice try
>>127911315
>okay guys this trick is extremely dangerous I only have a 99% chance to get it
>fuck yes I got it
>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
every run ever.jpg
>killa
>>127911409
the arbitrary stop and end points
What's SETUP 7?
>>127911468
my mind wanda's
>>127911446
there is a difference between "i can get or not this trick but it's ultimately down to my skill" to "there is a 10% chance i don't hit myself WOW I DIDN'T HIT MYSELF NIIIIIICE CLAP CLAP CLAP"
>>127911451
what is that...
>>127911431
The image is a bit dated but it's close enough. Why the fuck are you on /v/ anyway?
>>127910652
The worst is/4ccg/
>>127911498
GOTY 2015
>>127911358
dadada
dadadadadaaa
>boring run over
WOHOO! Back to shitposting
>>127911451
That was a great marathon run.
>30 more minutes of pokemon
J U S T
U
S
T
>>127911498
It's the incompetence showcase in which UA and crew take half an hour to change consoles.
Why do people like Werster when he is a confirmed splicer and cheater?
Just think. We could be /fnaf/.
I'm pretty sure they don't even talk about the game anymore.
>>127911451
noir's period blood.
>>127911358
who is this hitler?
>>127911521
has anyone actually figured out what the fuck that video is supposed to mean yet
>>127911668
>our boy
>>127911689
we could be undertale general
>>127911554
I am not anymore for the reasons stated.
>>127911668
His autism triggers my happiness
>>127911546
>>127911689
Who needs to talk about the piece of media your community is organized around when you have so much great porn though?
>>127911641
this will be interesting though
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AYAsS2x.png "latest[1].png")
>>127910887
<3
>another hour more pokemon
Will WinWaker be removed from Twitch after the OoT run?
>>127911771
RIBBEDKILLLLA
>having to thank Twitch every 10 minutes lest they get shut down
>>127911689
90% of /vg/ doesn't talk about the games.
>A bunch of faggots donated to have the OoT filename be Narcissa
This was you faggots wasn't it
>>127911689
/srg/ talks more about runner drama then actual speed running. and when we do talk about speed running its discussing some streamers runs. no one here actually runs games.
>>127911771
wow
>>127911446
don't forget
>run starts
>"let's go"
>clapping
>run finishes
>"time"
>clapping
>announcer tells runner the time
>"thats really good"
>clapping
>runner watches ending for 2 minutes or says something stupid
>"thats 'insert game title'"
>clapping
>>127911771
RIBBED
KILLA
I don't get the appeal of Pokemon speedruns, it's basically entirely down to chance.
Is the game solely speedrun because it's fun and popular? I like Pokemon but it seems like an absolutely shitty speedgame.
>>127911668
I don't cre about your personal life. The guy is a very entertaining runner and that is all that should count if you are not a drama obsessed teenage girl adicted to twitter.
>>127911771
the absolute madman
>Pokemon Blue glitch showcase
>so glitchy that it happens on Yellow
>>127910409
i go to the same college as this girl
Why do people like Caleb?
>>127912079
the cringe is real
>>127912167
roid rage
>>127912167
hes a vewy good speedwunner
>>127911771
hows does that even happen
>>127912167
People don't like Caleb, "people" like Caleb.
>>127911771
our boy
>>127912239
Have you ever gotten wasted
>>127912069
Wait, what? If it were true, it'd have to do with him as a speedrunner, not his personal life. So what on earth are you talking about?
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HAHA xD
HAHAHAHA VIDEOGAME GLITCHES ARE WHACKY XD
>>127912239
anal sex without proper preparation.
>pcgdq showing off why it's making less money
>>127912043
it's ran because there are people who think "i like speed running. and I like pokemon. im gonna speed run pokemon" with no regard to anything else.
>>127912167
>Why is he more successful than me?
>>127912239
Probably got mad drunk. Ribbedkilla does look like your typical fratbro.
>>127912371
fw dram will never fuck you so hard you shit yourself
>the same glitches 4 years in a row and people still eat it up
>>127912480
Because he runs megaman quickly?
Trihex take his cock out your arse.
>>127912043
mostly because the series is so popular and nostalgia fags watch anything they played growing up
also because of all the luck the run is always a roller coaster which creates "hype" moments when rng is good and "epic rage" when it's bad
This is a great glitch.
>>127911789
Nigger please.
>>127912371
how do you even prepare for that
>>127912452
>GDQ doesn't give a shit about its runners for two years
>Finally justice
Who would have thought that consistently alienating the people who make this event what it is would have negative consequences
>>127912674
stretch and lube you subhuman piece of garbage
>>127912753
>stretch
You're just supposed to relax, bruh
>>127912674
you finger your ass a couple times first and learn how to properly push something large in and then use a lot of lube with a condom
>>127912674
you learn to douche
>>127912232
He may be a good speedrunner and run games I like, but man that nigga gets way too mad way too much. Last time I tried to watch Caleb he kept streaming with I think his girlfriend there the entire time and man that was fucking awful to watch.
>>127912928
>douche
Are you French?
B A S E D K I L L A
>>127912928
Girls should too, nothing worse than a nasty pussy
Will it happen?
this is the most retarded glitch show case. It's completely pointless and only caters to the super spergs.
>>127912847
im pretty sure if you shove a dick in your ass with no stretching preperations its gonna hurt a lot more then itll feel good. your nerves wont be happy.
>>127912713
The donators and twitch viewers make this event.
>>127912980
Youre clearly not gay.
Anal douches are a thing. Thats the name for a device used for spraying water up your ass and cleaning it out.
Can I do cool stuff with that?
>>127911771
I honestly don't know why they bother with all of this shit
just give the viewers what they want
YSG 24 hour Ecco Marathon
Why does nobody run the superior Demikids?
>Oh, the glitch didn't go away?
>>127913139
>>127912674
Honestly, anal isn't for everyone. I've heard guys and girls all talk about how they hate it, it feels awful, and uncomfortable. Then others, including myself, love the feel and instantly go nuts from it. It might just be something that isn't for you. Or maybe you're starting out too strong and aren't doing things that would be considered for "beginners". I recommend an anal training kit maybe.
Why does nobody speedrun good games
>>127913214
Well, that is something I could get behind.
>>127912928
>not having your diet in check so you have a perfect shit every time
Shaking my head to be honest family.
>>127913131
True, you don't goatse your ass or anything like that. You just do a little bit of fingering with foreplay.
>file name for OoT is narcissa
>>127913148
>Youre clearly not gay.
You got me.
Only ever heard "anal shower", but I guess that's something different then?
>>127913406
Not for long, zfg is rallying people to #donatefordaddy so he doesn't have to deal with that bullshit
>>127913447
>"anal shower"
That is just an anagram for shitstorm.
>>127913447
google anal douche and loads of products will pop up.
I just had a seizure attack. Ban this doofus.
>>127913406
I wonder how much oil/year you could yield from zfg
>>127913516
is that Noir? :3
>>127913676
>this new
>>127913580
I did, but as I said...
>fuck something up
>NPC breaks out in song then disappears
How much do you need to mess up making a game to do that
LOL HE REPLACED THE NURSE DUDE LMAO
>>127913734
can we spread the word you don't need to make this face in pictures ty
>>127913676
kill yourself
>>127913406
You know she's just gonna take it as a compliment from her fanbois?
WTF MIND FUCKING BLOWN!!!!!
>>127913875
I've never thought about it.
I KNEW MEW WAS UNDER THE TRUCK
>>127913734
:O
:D
Okay the Mew thing was pretty neat I have to admit
>playing romhacks
BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
he did the meme
Kinda wish he didn't "dude lmao is this gpnna happen? ex dee" so much, but at least the tricks were nice
>That fucking mew
I honestly kek'd. Well played. Now if only next time around they'd show off some RSE glitches. Pomeg berry is hilarious shit.
>mew under the truck
wha
>>127912367
>>127913804
how bad of a childhood did you have? did your parents abuse you?
>he was under the truck all along
>>127913734
:( )
>>127913924
>>127913804
kys desu senpai
>>>/v/323201145
/v/ thread is now a rolling sticky.
>>127913996
.............lol
>>127913947
cosmo needs some professional help
>>127914116
Cosmo needs a bath with a toaster
>>127913571
>i don't know how anagrams work
>>127914104
>this thread is now shitposting general for the next 2 days
>>127914104
>last two days of the event
ok
>>127914027
All I know and had of my dad was a chipped ps1 he stole from the neighbours before buying cigs and never returning.
>cripple with an eyepatch out of fucking nowhere
>>127914116
>when you eat ass
>>127914104
>reading the /v/ thread
why would i want to hang out with shitters there when i could hang out with shitters here
>mew under the truck
So he is playing romhack?
>>127914116
therapists dont do anything but point things out while carefully wording their sentences, then give you drugs. they can't help people that far removed from reality
Holy shit guys, I think we got a terminator in the viewer crowd.
>>127914191
what was it before?
Didn't know Nick Frost liked speedruns
>>127914243
he's the epitome of the twitch userbase
holy shit
>>127914104
Thanks for informing me to not touch /v/.
>>127914185
i wish someone would throw a toaster in my bath
>>127914243
based slayer
This guy is high in the autistic spectrum lmao
Jfc what is that
I bet this dude in front is going to check 4chan after this.
Who is the punished memer?
Who let the retard in?
I dont even know what to say
why is he doing this
YEE ARR DEE DULLY DEE YOU ARE A PIRATE AND A PIRATE IS FREE
>>127913291
I'm assuming the preparing part meant getting clean.
