GDQ staff privilege edition
Marathons:
>agdq
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
>man_choking.tiff
>Food on couch
BAN
HONK HONK
should mario be banned from SGDQ
Why is this allowed?
12 cent the man
OUR BOI BROUGHT AGDQ BACK TO LIFE
It went overestimate, but hell if it wasn't entertaining
That was terrifying
>>127756997
PLEASE
PLEASE
Is that a bingo?
Blue haired semon demon alert!
PLEASE
-penis
What did he mean by this
that game had more speed tech than 95% of the other games in the marathon
>>127756898
I'd prefer more of this than cunts pretending to give a shit about charity while jerking off to nintendo
How do people get into speedrunning terrible games? Are they just vying for attention since they don't have to compete with anyone and can instantly land themselves a slot at GDQ during real nigga hours?
>>127757062
I'd prefer good speedruns with quality commentary.
>>127757051
Agreed. Very enjoyable run, should have given him an extra 5-10 minutes
>>127757048
>cucked
>>127757062
>>127757097
I'd prefer both of these over the Mario Maker shit from yesterday.
>>127757147
>implying trihex being destroyed wasn't the best run
It's time for Transformers with humans
>>127757097
Then there'd be no runs to watch after Day 1
>>127757069
It's fun.
Would you want to be Zelda runner #2987427965? I couldn't think of anything worse.
>>127757147
I missed that?
How was it?
>>127757195
I'd be fine with that.
>>127757147
>the current year
>doesnt enjoy ESPORTS
>>127757147
Are you serious?
>>127757220
Mario Maker is the most exciting it's gotten all marathon
>>127757147
WORLD RECORDS
in the ULTIMATE SPEED game
MARIO MAKER
>>127757048
Wait what.
Link to the tweet
>>127757227
I would too, to be honest. I'd also prefer they dropped the pretense of charity to have an excuse to hang out with a bunch of other nerds
>>127757198
I'd certainly rather watch multiple people run the same zelda game than watch people run shovelware to fill time.
>>127757220
Short but alright. Commentary was alright, game was funny, choked on a lot of dick in the second section and mercy killed himself
did they forget to mention that this 40 min estimate run is nothing but rng
>oh dear
>oh dear
This is what happens when you ban swearing.
>>127757407
Bump that man...
How cringy was alpha zylon?
>Castlevania, 3, and 4
>no Simon's Quest
fuck life
>>127757463
PLEASE
This game flashing like fuck
>>127757463
it had amazing speed tech
>>127757463
our boi studio carried it
>>127757463
The only cringe is these threads. Nigger
>>127757220
I personally hated how it wasn't a legitimate speedrun and was just another Mario Maker stream but with a bigger group of people. Ignoring that the one team with Trihex got fucking destroyed so I guess people could find that entertaining.
>>127757257
I am serious, Anon. I really didn't give a fuck about it, it sucks too since the Mario 3 before was pretty great.
This is already going terribly and it has an estimate of 40 mins. 2 mercy kills in a row?
>>127757463
i thought the cars were literally horrifying
>>127757463
Dem cars are fucking scary
Someone has devoted their life to speed running this and getting the WR. PEOPLE HAVE STUDIED STRATS FOR THIS
>>127757463
It was easily the most entertaining thing from the Awful block
>>127757463
About as much as all of the cringe of the posts defending the run combined,
>>127757463
Top 5 run of 2016.
>>127757552
And they're not doing him any good
Does PETA know about this game?
>clapping for rng
reminder that if you speedrun a shit game like this you are not a true speedrunner since there is no way you like the game, you're just playing it for the easy WR and meme value
I enjoyed previous years' awful games done quick a lot more than awful games done awfully
>0 new memes
>0 new drama
Jesus, what a shitty marathon.
>>127757512
When I saw this being practiced it took him 2 1/2 hours due to fight RNG fuckery
>>127757596
>clapping when a run starts
>an elephant
>LOSES TO A FUCKING DOG
>>127757463
It was a horror game outside its block. The cars were legitimately horrifying.
>>127757634
You must've missed Papa Pandora and his ejection from the room.
>>127757463
+great speed tech
+based couch
+game was entertaining
-mercy killed because of RNG
pretty good run over all
>>127757463
12cent gonna give it to ya
>>127757596
nigga people watch hearthstone esports bullshit unironically are you surprised by this?
>>127757618
i love when people refuse to play a game with actual competition for wr but shit on people for playing games slightly more obscure than theirs
>>127757463
Let's play territory
>>127757648
Mercy kill incoming then
>>127757634
It can only be saved at this point by Narcissa bursting through the doors and screaming 'ALL THE CATEGORIES ARE ARBITRARY' repeatedly.
>>127757463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0
>>127757675
I did, when was this?
Took him 15 attempts to kill the first boss in practice
So this game is just a shit pokemon clone with expendable animals?
GAME OGRE AGAIN
>>127757739
CONDUCTOR
Why would you run this?
>>127757634
Big Jon, although that's unrelated to the marathon
good to see this rng shitpile made it though the rigorous submissions process nice job coolmatty
>>127757793
to make them feel special for playing on the stream
>>127757782
With completely random combat. And no reviving animals
How was the Battleblock Theatre run?
Watchable?
dis..ist...EPICK!!
>>127757793
because its awful
>>127757823
Who are these goblins?
Jesus christ
>>127757869
Yeah, honestly one of the better runs so far.
Take that as you will.
>>127757883
Donation readers.
And Skybilz who is okay.
This looks like a genuinely terrible game, I wonder how the developers could push this shit out.
Bad run too unfortunately, that's just my opinion
This is painful as fuck to watch
I just want it to be over
>>127757823
>Me on the right
>>127757823
Kill, Marry, Fuck.
GO!
>>127757869
It wasn't as fun as last time, because Stamper didn't have Dan there to converse with.
Good lord. I went to check the OOT world record since I haven't payed attention to speedrunning in months. Good lord is everyone who speedruns this game a literal walking meme?
Holy shit. This guy is a literal walking cringefest.
>>127757869
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the most awful shit I've ever seen. The game isn't even that bad compared to the collective-tier speech.
>>127757932
Kill myself
mery kill inc
>>127757938
You have to have at least something wrong with you to run oot cutscene and rng% to such a high level
Come on lion =(
Kill it now. Gain back some time since the event is way behind. Do us all a favor
Why the fuck are people cheering and clapping for dice rolls? This game is stupid
>>127757938
yes because only nostalgia-fags run that shit
New wey
donation incentive $10 to kill this run and kick them off
PLEASE
do all yuros hate fun
COME ON LION
WELL MEMED
HAHA MEMED
NICE MEME
DONATE FOR MEMES
R E S E T
Is this the worst run in GDQ history? Let's be real.
>>127758128
>serg crying about memes
never gets old
>reset
OH GOODFUCK
>reset aga
>softlock
It's a sign
End this shit
>>127758070
>STOP HAVING FUN
>YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE FUN
>REEE REEE REEEEEEEEE
>>127758143
Not even close
>>127758143
or the beeeest run in gdq history?
>ITS GOOD... FOR KIDS!
I can tell this game has been practiced so much
this shit never would have happened if uyama was in charge
>>127758143
It will never be worse than the run that got Uyama to make the mercy kill rule.
>>127758070
Why are there so many people in the room watching some guy play a shitty Pokemon clone? This isn't even funny bad this is just boring.
>>127758173
>American debating
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SPEEDRUN OF THE DECADE!! HAHA!
>>127758080
>>127758021
Has to be. Good lord I'd rather listen to the horrible voice cosmo tries to pull of in being a female than hear this kid. I don't get how anyone could watch Skater and not have their ears die from hearing him.
I am 100% happy with this run.
>>127758143
What is Fire Emblem
What is any game Duke has run
What is Glover
What is Medievil
the deja vu joke is pretty funny
This is a pretty fun speedrun actually
>>127757938
>>127757953
>>127758056
>>127758070
>>127758087
>>127758128
>>127758143
I wasn't sure if /srg/ was the most autistic general, but these posts are the final nail in the coffin. Fucking kill yourselves you autistic faggots.
>>127758174
Bertin is at least our boi and gpro at least knows his game.
End it.I mean, we're already behind the schedule, aren't we?
>>127758143
Friendly reminder that Minecraft has been run at more than one GDQ
>speedrun event
>this year has been nothing but meme runs, let's plays, and races
>>127758173
It's fine, I'm glad they are enjoying it. Sounds like a pretty good time for them in the hall.
I just don't find it entertaining at all, maybe that's on me
>>127758213
Which run was that?
>>127758243
don't make fun of the europeans, they're still angsty from new years
>DS Dad is not allowed on camera but this shit is
>>127758243
>horrid game
>RNGfest
>glitchy as all fuck
>Still in the marathon
>people see nothing wrong with it
>>127758243
He reset the entire run 17 minutes in because this game is entirely RNG, it deserves to be mercy killed, what's autistic about that? 4/10 made me reply
>>127758265
I swear literally everything involving video games goes to shit.
>>127758336
>horrid game
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS BEING PLAYED IN THIS BLOCK
HOLY FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED
R
E
T
A
R
D
E
D
>>127758128
Remember when 4chan liked memes and other people didn't know what that word meant?
>>127758280
Cody Miller "speedrunning" Halo at AGDQ 2012 after not playing the game for two years.
>>127758336
>>127758337
>i don't like thing so it must be banned
Yes, Western teaching is Haram.
>>127758243
You may now exit my general /v/edditgag
>>127758336
Chill, it's the awful games block. This is the perfect time for stupid shit like this.
>>127758375
oh, sorry, is this the RNG block? I didn't know
>>127758376
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35173494
>tfw when news websites are reporting on memes
>tfw I don't know what the fuck most of these 'memes' are
>>127758407
>my
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
Well meme'd, cuck.
>>127758376
The word was called "Fad" not a meme
>>127757823
1,0,1
and im durnk LMOA
>>127758376
No, and I've been here since '06.
>>127758376
>tumblr shit
Opinion disregarded
>>127758143
>Let's be real.
This isn't even in the bottom 100.
this is the kind of run that should be in 5rg, not agdq
>wake up at healthy, natural, successful time
>be rewarded with AoE run
>>127758376
>Goobergator reaction image
Into the trash you go.
>>127758398
I never said anything about banned. I'm just saying it would make sense to end the run early with how terribly it is going to save time. It's obvious it's at least going to go over estimate.
>>127758442
They're really not memes, they're just videos that went viral in the UK.
>>127758465
This isn't YTMND
>>127758519
AoE is a terrible speed game
>>127758519
Feels good, doesn't it.
Then you realise you've been rewarded with this shitty Animorphs run.
Fuck these guys just woke up my mom with their constant screaming.
What time is the Cuck Block?
20 minutes toWOLOLO
>>127758442
Only ones I recognize are left shark and duck army. The rest just look like shitty local news stories that hit the front page of reddit or something.
>>127758519
12 AM is not a healthy, natural, successful time
>>127758465
fads and memes are entirely difference, but the same retards that use literally and troll excessively are also responsible for the lack of distinction
>>127758531
Honestly, gators should just kill themselves, it's their best chance at changing the world for the better
how is it possible for mike to be sick for 2 years straight?
>animorphs
>>127758537
>i don't want it banned, i just want it to stop because i don't like it
>>127758578
Yeah it's their fault!
or you could, you know, turn down your volume? Or hmm, idk, wear headphones?
>>127758629
Mike is dead.
>>127758143
Yes if you don't count all the 3+ hr let's plays
>>127758623
This, thank you, my ally.
>>127758519
Don't you have some immigrants to tend to?
>>127758629
He died of cancer because people didn't donate enough. How was he supposed to know tobacco gives you cancer?
>>127758578
They're called "headphones" you literal manbaby
>>127758604
I haven't seen word "fad" used anywhere for 6 years. But fad can turn into a meme after getting too popular.
>>127758661
I have my volume at 10% asshole. It's totally their fault if they're still that fucking loud.
>>127758714
Go away headphones are uncomfortable garbage. I don't watch these runs to feel uncomfortable dumbass.
I'm in a really bad mood for some reason and i dont know why
>>127758623
tumblr pls go
reminder that meme can stand in for almost any word
meme'ing memers memed the memeatic meme
>>127758659
Never said I didn't like it either. I'm glad that it's going better now, still, it was a pretty catastrophic start and I'd rather it be killed earlier than running 20 minutes over estimate and being killed then.
>>127758762
Here's a (You) to feel better.
>BlueGlass scheduled to read donations Saturday 9:00-13:00 local time
I CAN FEEL THE HYPE OVERTAKING ME...
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
>>127758759
>headphones are uncomfortable
Kill yourself, you uneducated nigger.
ANDALITE BANDITS! SEIZE THEM!
>>127758759
So then turn your volume down, man child.
>>127758790
What's your local time, heretic scum?
>>127758765
eight chan pls go
>>127758759
>I don't watch these runs to feel uncomfortable dumbass
Then why would you watch this shit?
Don't give me shit about good commentary and runs, because you and I both know that is the exception and not the rule.
>>127758778
>i was too busy being a whiny cunt to hear them talk about quitting early to avoid fucking up the estimate, but i still demand to be catered to
>>127758762
it's this run
it's pure meme
and not the good kind
have a youvote
on the house
>>127758818
If anyone should kill yourself it's you but you're clearly too stupid for that so I'm just gonna have to do it for you.
>>127758825
MY VOLUME IS DOWN! IT'S AS DOWN AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT BEING MUTED ! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I'M 19 YEARS OLD I SHOULDN'T BE HAVING TO DEAL WITH GETTING GROUNDED FOR BEING UP TOO LATE ANYMORE!
>>127758904
funny reply bro
>>127758904
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
postnoir
emulators are nice
>>127758759
>I refuse to be inconvenienced
>Everything is someone else's fault
>35 minutes in
>if you're questioning if this is a speed run we do have skips
>>127758852
AGDQ local time
>>127758904
yoooo stop yelling you'll wake up my parents you nigger.
>>127758875
You're probably not wrong. I never said I wanted to be catered to though, I'm happy to see the run go a lot better now. They way it was going when I started my original argument though it seemed like a lost cause, so yeah.
what are the best runs so far / which ones should i look forward to?
>>127758971
Is that a new genre? Like post-punk?
>>127758904
(You)
postlain
>>127759010
underrated post
>>127759027
Wait until the marathon is over and come back
>>127758971
>>127759025
I wish you "speedrunning is serious" faggots would be polite enough to shut the fuck up when you've got guests.
It's a fucking Pokemon ripoff based on Animorphs. What the fuck do you want?
>that's a big jellyfish
4U
>>127758904
wtf you woke my mom up by making me laugh so loud, faggot
>>127759095
xD
>>127758629
Some illnesses are pretty tough to cure, or they dont know about the illness to properly diagnose it at first. I've been unfortunate enough to get two at once which made the first one far more complicated to treat, which has lead to my haitus from speedrunning. That said, Ive made statements. The lack of statements from Uyama is very concerning. If you can't do your job at all, say something, and temporarily resign until you're better.
>>127758971
>>127759134
Those are big shoes
Just got back from watching a Castlevania Bloodlines speedrun instead of this garbage, what'd I miss?
Over the estimate
>over estimate
banned
>>127759160
You know what they say, big shoes mean bigCOCK
taking bets on mercy kill
>>127759083
I usually only come on SRG when AGDQ or SGDQ is on, I'm usually a lurker as well. I just wanted to comment on how bad the choking was. Didn't mean to offend you though, sorry bout that.
>>127759168
yeah since they reset at 18 minutes
How many times have they Game Overed? I've lost count.
>retro game
>comfy folks
>good commentary
Anybody else enjoying this retro game?
>>127759167
You barely missed them going over estimate.
Do you not know how to speedrun? You're in the marathon!
>over estimate
>we're just gonna keep game overing xDDDD
They really shouldn't be afraid to mercy kill any of the Awful games
>>127759194
Yeah, because the runner was so shit.
>>127759202
I'm enjoying the major butthurt this game causes everyone in this thread.
>>127759218
Studio had the decency to stop when he went over estimate
These faggots won't.
>>127759202
I'm enjoying the hell out of this horrible color palette.
>>127759264
Well, without being a huge nerd, I genuinely enjoy retro games.
I'm about to go to be guys
Could I get a couple (You)'s?
>>127759357
Here lad
wow, he owns the memebig.net domain
>over time
>didn't even get the final stage
>>127759357
(You)
>>127759357
best wishes
>127759357
No
Animorphs looks pretty fun, where can I pick up a copy?
>>127759357
There you go, you fucking whiners.
They mercy killed the run.
>>127759357
(Me)(Me)
>>127759357
>I'm about to go to be guys
Pulling a reverse Cosmo?
>Coat guy shaking his head
