>Marathons
>Mario Maker should be a GDQ STAPLE
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
Sexier than noir desu
>>127726810
First for no bully trans
First for based dram
>>127726937
>this apple looks more like an apple than an orange
xth for shitpost general
>not using
are there any good/entertaining runners left that haven't gone full mental illness or been banned?
>>127726810
FUCK ME
Reminder
>Interviews
>>127726941
fuck off fag
>setup is literally a matter of hitting the reset button
>takes ages
/srg group photo
>>127726941
Trans """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""" should be quarantined and killed
>>127726998
you're drooling anime... :S
>>127727020
>FUCK ME
No thanks, I only fuck str8bois
>>127727015
Big Jon, but there's apparently a conspiracy against him.
>>127727098
Take another one, this is a terrible photo
>>127727015
azorae
>Welcome back to AGDQ
>>127727098
nerds
>>127726941
I want Madoka to sit on my face desu!
Am I the only one n looking forward to the ratchet and clank speedrun?
>>127727015
blechy, as long as you like goof troop
>All that hype for the run
Even the audience just can't anymore.
>>127727098
>trump hat
based fucking brobuzz
Someone give me some dope-ass anime tracks to listen to during downtime
>>127727002
Who would have known that the world's best players at finishing a Mario game looks like Lenny Kravitz and Hugh Jackman.
>>127727015
All are drunks or autists.
>been banned
Nothing wrong with being banned.
>it's a 4-way race
>>127727274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSCP5Y73UQ
>interviews
How can >we fix this, /srg/?
>>127727309
LOL xD
>>127727347
Blechy
>>127727098
bunch of ugly fuckboys, more disgusting than trannies
>>127727347
You can't. This is what speedrunning is now.
>>127727158
ok
How was Mario Maker?
>no one got it
Races in a nutshell
>>127727375
This
And clone Blechy as well so he can interview himself
>>127727098
I don't know who half the people are in this photo.
>>127727347
Take away all interview time and bring back NES piano music time.
>yfw dram cucks serg
>>127726810
Looks like manlytears.
Manlets always have that super clean shape up beard.
>>127727098
I don't know a single one of these people, someone label them.
I think that's caveman on the bottom in the middle, and who's the fat fuck on the left? It looks like he's trying to shit on the floor.
>>127727309
I fucking hate races in general
Leads to garbage commentary and it's usually never close
SPEEDRUNNING IS PROFESSIONAL NOW
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
MUST BE CLEAN, MUST BE FAMILY FRIENDLY
WE GOTTA MAKE MONEY OFF THIS
>>127727098
Caveman looks happier in the picture with his Reddit friends.
>>127726810
>>127727002
I'm still making 'em I don't give a shit.
>>127727523
dram is our boi you retard
>>127727579
At least the money is going to cure cancer.
>>127727002
>>127727630
The way Trihex sits and uses his hands is so fucking homosexual. When's he going to come out of the closet?
>>127727753
anon please
>>127727098
Holy shit is that moofin on the far left? Also cronikeys is literally our boy and every day I'm growing concerned .
>>127727783
When it is revealed he is dating Wanda.
a race is the only time I pray for a fuck up
>>127727630
This version is a little better I think. It's not cut off at the end so poorly.
>>127727471
Thanks, I'm done now.
>>127727630
>>127727903
I bet he crosses his legs like a jaunty little queerbo when they aren't on his cam.
>>127727565
I just never know where to look. No matter where you look, you're going to miss something. Even when the commentators point something out on one particular screen, you need to figure out which one they're talking about. By the time you do, you've probably already missed it.
Also, the screens are so tiny
>>127727901
DEVIOUS
E
V
I
O
U
S
>>127727506
>>127727835
fat fuck is a cyber shitter, don't be upset of you don't know him
WR holder btfo
wait what the fuck
big jon's a gay musclechub gainer
i've got a couple of his vids saved from before he scrubbed his youtube account, you can't tell me that's not him
What was in the letter? This is important!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acNrr9kTL7s
reminder this happened
>>127728062
post or you're full of it
>>127728038
Personally I just watch the one the audio is coming from.
>>127728112
Gaston wasn't bad, probably because it's a comedic song with lots of back and forth.
Is Super Mario World the most boring game to speedrun?
W-where is she going?
>>127728062
Who cares?
>>127728428
hell
>>127728038
my knigger. This is why races are so fucking boring.
>>127728428
To shoot up AGDQ
>>127728105
Is that a boy or a girl that he is snuggling up to
>>127728424
close second, but it's actually persona 4
>>127728428
RIP
>>127728112
the girl is fucking good at singing
>>127728062
Guy was obsessed with slot machines and gameshows before though. All he used to do, doubt this other person is him.
>>127728428
I'd ask for a different flight if I saw Narci was getting on the same plane as me.
>>127728424
No. That would beFire Emblem...any of them
>>127728428
>time to go on adventure
Is she going to the lonely mountain?
>>127728492
You decide.
>>127728428
>she
>>127728561
i swear to god it's him
i've been checking his channel off and on for a year or more and all he ever fucking posts is slot machines
>>127728585
Any RPG or story heavy game.
>>127728556
are you fucking deaf
I wanna fuck a cute gayboy
Will Cosmo ever get better?
>>127727098
I can see
Wally
Brobuzz
Studio
Caveman
on the bottom. And
Ion
Pvtcb
Cyberdemon
2dos
Yashi
And snowfats on the top row
No idea who everyone else is
>>127728818
cosmo is dead, johnnumbers and adrian kill him
>>127728818
Absolutely not.
>>127728818
Stop deadnaming
>>127728710
Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest (the first ones, respectively) mite b gud. Depends on how much is in control of the runner. Not a lot of text either.
>>127728818
Who knows. Maybe this is Britney circa 2007.
Or maybe it's Anna Nicole Smith. Too soon to say.
>>127728741
no you're just being a cynic for the sake of baiting me
>>127728818
The road he chose is one-way.
>>127728818
If she wore her glasses and fixed the gap in her teeth she'd be pretty.
>>127728938
Cosmo is still Cosmo. Narcissa is just the name of the disease. He'll recover one day and come back, right?
>>127728663
Link it, then.
>>127727617
That looks like a group of real close buds
>>127728112
The only truly bad part of that was that girl who sang Let It Go. She was off key and flat for the whole fucking song.
>Reminder that the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 run was rejected
>>127729057
What fucking part of deadname don't you understand
>>127728259
>>127729060
https://youtu.be/Z6Jr6F7hcHE
just finished uploading
it's pretty sfw but i've blown a couple loads to this vid in particular and i used to have photos from his grommr
>>127728818
He'll kill himself. There's no escape now.
>>127729215
>>127729215
wat da fug :-D
>no dram
shit run
>>127729215
This is better than AGDQ desu
>>127729215
not him but i absolutely see why you'd think that
>>127729215
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen on srg, best part of AGDQ 2016
>>127729215
tfw it's real. Still love Jon, but I didn't know the weight was a sex thing.
>>127729215
holy shit
post more please
I would give Cosmo a hug if I could.
>>127729180
Honestly how would you even clean that up? I can't think of anything unless you just pop the bag and let the piss go all over the floor and then clean it.
bigger
still don't recognize like anyone in the back or the huge guy lol
>>127727523
Who has clear type turned on these days? Comon its 2016!
>>127728938
Go back to tumblr you autistic shit
>>127729182
the lack of a death certificate
>>127729449i don't feel good about posting this now honestly
i hope this doesn't get back to him, i'd feel really terrible
>>127729215
Is this not working for anyone else? Goddamn I want to see
>>127729485
who are these all supposed to be a part of? is this just a group photo? cause I can see cyber crew, mumble crew, srg, collective off the top of my head
>>127729463
most bathrooms have drains in the floor. he'll probably let it go through that and clean up any extra mess.
>>127729571just delete it
>>127729485
lol duke
what happened to you, man?
>>127729038
but he doesn't need glasses
>>127729485
>studio
>chokemanDCJ
>long ravioli
that's about it.
>>127729584
He said it just finished uploading. Maybe just wait 20 minutes. This run's not gonna do anything spectacular in the meantime, though.
>>127729643
he started hooking up with jon i guess
>>>127729215
>it's not a ball under his shirt
>>127729624
i guess it's supposed to be srg but it includes mumble crew, cyberdemon *which is kind of srg*, and some complete randos
>96 exit race
>there's no indicator of any person's status in the race like in SM64
this is fucking trash
im going to bed
https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/684948348294574080
RIP
>>127729640
Much too late for that, where did you find this?
>>127729826
>racing a game with an obtuse route with no explanation
erry time
>>127729782
i always just assumed he was arching his back
notice how he never faces away from the camera
>>127729826
3 of them are following the same route so it's easy enough to follow, at least
>>127729946
these subhumans dont warrant attention
>>127729215
Fucking hell, this is fucked. Honestly if I found something like this I just wouldn't even dig it up, shit could ruin his life.
>>127729826
3 of them are running the same route. It's not that hard, family
>>127729450
>confusedwhy i'm not surprised
>>127729215
damn so that's why agdq banned him huh, can't say I blame em
>>127730063
he works for DARPA, he'll be fine
>>127729826
autism: the post
>>127730063
Too late, the ball is already in motion.
Let it all burn
>>127729889
>implying I didn't dip that motherfucker in a cup of piss
>>127729215
>>127730063
this honestly, gj anon being one cold fucker.
man super mario is fucking boring
>>127730063
>sixty and a half inches
>>127729215
>Being this mad at someone who talks about eggrolls.
>they just fly over every stage
Ok......
>using meme routes to be a special tumblurian snowflake when there's literally zero difference in time because everything is contained in self contained levels which do not affect each other
really gigaepic stuff we're working with here guys.
>>127729215
>i've blown a couple loads to this vid in particular
>>127730229
>GayHex eyeing that man chest
Come out already.
>>127730247
SMW is fucking boring since 90% of the levels are just flying for 30 seconds, the others are better.
>>127729215
>removed
I thought you were based...
>>127730273
Welcome to the worst 2D Mario game.
>>127729215
This video has been removed by the user.
Mario runs of any kind are just fucking boring.
>>127730229
>>127729215
I hope one of you downloaded it.
>>127730376
>>127730393
i just felt really bad about it
>>127730341
don't feel bad about that though desu
>>127730341
Yeah that was the most worrying thing for me too
>>127730469
I did but its going in to my personal spank bank you cant have it
>>127729215
>i've blown a couple loads to this vid in particular
>>127729215
You did the right thing by deleting it, too bad some epic memer probably downloaded it.
>>127730469
YOU BETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE I DID THAT SHIT'S GOING RIGHT BACK UP
>watching the stream fullscreen for more than 20 minutes
>miss out on some gay shit
dammit
Was there anything bad in the big jon video? I just saw him with a fuck huge stomach and clicked around the video and didn't really see much else. Don't get how being super mega fat would ruin his life though.
>Let's ruin a guy for actually literally no reason other than we hate our own lives!
This website.
https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/684951477786394625
HE'S GONNA ACTIVATE IT
>>127730731
>one screen
get memed upon
>>127730751
yooooooooooooo
>>127730751
ruin who?
>>127730510
Shouldn't of uploaded it desu, I'm all for a bit of exposure but shit like this could fuck him up.
>>127730732
it was on grommr
>>127730792
about damn time
>watching any screen but akisto
maybe after the run
>>127730854
"Grommr is a social network and dating site for gainers, bloaters, encouragers and admirers. A ragtag bunch into fat and fatter bellies, chubby men, beer guts, big muscle and chunky muscle, bears and non-bears, and so much more!"
>>127730672
you're doing god's work son
>>127730751
Welcome to 4chan, reddit
>>127730792
A party doesn't start until someone drops my dinkle into a drink.
>>127730731
i'm not memeing when i say this, but he was a big guy
>>127730469
I did as well, I won't be putting it back up though as he is a nice guy. If he ever became a complete scumbag I might though, doubt that would ever happen though because he is so decent to people.
Big John is a cool guy, digging that shit up to just be epic is fucked up. He obviously doesn't want it to be around anymore and if it gets out it will probably cause him depression. I imagine he already thinks about the possibility but it's still really shitty. /b/ kids need to fuck off.
>>127730971
I feel like Reddit's userbase would be more likely to do it, but this site ends up doing it more.
>>127731056
you'd get downvoted :C
>>127730731
What happened?
>>127731040
if you put something on the internet then you have to be ready to own up to it; he works for DARPA, he's smart enough to know what he was doing
>>127730971
nice hate machine meme, why don't you just stay on reddit, you can still get all your epic chan memes there
>hurr durr don't reupload it
This is the same general that passed around the drunk stiv video like it was snowtigerr's pussy. Get real.
>>127731036
>saving it for blackmail
you sick fuck
>>127731163
but stiv is a shitter
>>127731040
Never record what you don't want people to see, ever.
>>127731040
I don't get how people finding out that he likes to be fat and goes on a website where fat people encourage each other to be even fatter would ruin somebodies life, especially when they're american, but maybe I'm wrong? Dude obviously has a job and social life and everyone is alright with him being xboxhuge so why would this change anything?
>>127731056
Oh no guys, Reddit is more likely to do shit just because. Time to stop you don't want people to say you're from Reddit
>>127731036
kryssstal...
>>127731140
This was obviously before that and he obviously had a change in life style and wanted it removed. This is nothing but pathetic /b/ tier faggotry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmW9840T5ks&feature=youtu.be
>>127731249
tony leave
>>127731267
>private
https://strawpoll.me/6470855
https://strawpoll.me/6470855
https://strawpoll.me/6470855
>>127730971
>>127731056
4Chan used to use its disturbing, perverted, and creepy powers to fuck with people who actually deserved it. Aside from pointless comments like "kill yourself", this site really isn't about being pointlessly cruel to someone.When it comes to the really fucked up shit, it's usually reserved for someone who actually deserves it.
>>127731267
Fuck you anon.
This general is fucking pathetic, constantly trying to out do /b/ at any given oppurtunity.
>>127731267
>>127731304
it's not done uploading yet, check back in a couple minutes
>>127731378
>no bignig option
>>127731267
god bless
>>127731267
>fat nigger
>>127731267
bless up
>>127731412
>>127731443
Get the fuck off 4chan, trying to fuck with someone for no reason is pathetic.
>>127731378
whoa did they change the font on this shit
man why is Akisto doing so bad, he's nowhere close even
how sad
>>127731267
>>127731040
just tuned in what is this all about?
>>127731267
>account name is meme lord
I expected nothing less.
>>127731391
>>127731407
how fucking butt devastated are you holy shit
>>127731179
Nah man, he just doesn't deserve it. Doesn't mean I won't rip it.
>>127731357HIGH TEST NIGGER
>>127731541
Where do you think we are.jpg
>>127731391
Should be, anyway.
Now 4chan's full of /r9k/ NEETs that lash out at anyone and everyone, ruining lives for literally no reason.
We used to be cool, man.
>>127731267
:^)
>>127731357
Where the hell did he get that brave little toaster shit?
>>127731541
tony leave
People saying it's fucked up and shouldn't be done and that it should be deleted made me click on it, would have ignored otherwise. Nice Streissand effect fags.
>>127731267
my enlish not so good
why?
>>127731541
>he uploaded the video in the first place
>thinks it's our fault
??
I'm posting the vid on reddit, wish me luck!
I don't get it. Fat guy makes fat video. It was found on some fat people encouragement site to get even fatter. Dudes in America. Dude is obviously fat because you can't hide that shit. How would this ruin his life? It's not like hes taking a shit and eating it or something creepy like that. Dude is just really really fucking fat/bloated.
>>127731627
tony is based, you leave
fucking shitty, this place used to be based but faggot stream monsters who are obsessed with trying to 'expose' people and ruin their lives and dig out address and phone numbers is absolutely /b/
>>127731764
>large.jpg
>>127731891
tony...
ICE COLD
>>127731764
why do they have the posters up at the event and not on the stream
>the sorry sack of shit jarvitz and the guy that ran that Velocity game twitter accounts
Its very evident that these events should be for mental health charities because these twitter accounts are really troubling
>>127731882
It is a fat fetish site and original uploader said this was one of the SFW videos. I am assuming there are more that might not be SFW, so it can be bad.
>>127731882
nice damage control big nig
>>127731882
Much less weird than being a tranny.
>>127731612
i mean shit, if it gets taken down it gets taken down
i got no excuse
>>127731682
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>127731612
I reported it, too. It's too late to do anything, though. Fucking hate memer kids.
>>127731963
MUHSOJUNY
B A N
H I M
N O W
>>127731567
Sorry anon, no matter how hard you try to be epic it won't change the fact that you started browsing in 2015.
>>127731892
this place is /b/ now
with a little bit of /s4s/ attached
>>127732015
>I am assuming there are more that might not be SFW
FUCK NO I NEED TO SEE THEM
>>127732041
this
