>Marathons
AGDQ: Get out
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- streambiger.wordpress.com
CHOKE
JOKE
this is the worst run of the marathon
Reminder to be kind to each other
When is cosmos speed run? Hes my favorite male speed runner and introduced me to it.
Dia a shit
>>127706575
thanks anime
mitch is a piece of shit
its all over boys
>>127706557
>Naegleria
so it's gonna be mario party for 6 days straight?
JUST TILT MY SHIT
>>127706568
direct game skillz
>it's a Blueglass laughs like an autistic hyena run
HE'S CHOKING NOW
>>127706695
That sounds better than speedrunning for 6 days, really.
>>127706575
fuck you ya 2d shit bitch blue hair cunt tarzan slut
>>127706643
Stop.
>>127706695
I hope he does a let's play of Killer is Dead this time!
>that was manipulation
Because literally 90% of commentators and runners make "jokes" like this, I can never actually tell if they're serious about it
>>127706568
Naaa, I think that title will go to Mario Maker.
>>127706575
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Also who's running currently?
This is REALLY painful to watch
Somebody post Blueglass being the only viewer of a run
Has anyone ever dealt with mitch and see what kind of person he is? why was he introduced as the best player ever?
>>127706806
Autism
>>127706417
classic meme
CHOKE
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>>127706542
yeah it's a bit weird, since they're probably going to be promoting SMM on twitter and shit right after.
>>127706516
the fuck does this shit mean
>>127706738
MOMS SPAGHETTI
please go over estimate
>mitch does awkward full body motions every time he fails or completes a level
is something wrong with him?
>>127706806
>>127706807
he's not very good at videogames
you literally need to be a grind monkey to speedrun a kaizo rom hack
video games(IT'S REAL NIGGA!)
>run with high skill and good entertainment
>autists on 4chan hate it
I just love you guys
>>127706807
he's pretty good mate
>>127706987
He's trying to contain the frustration of 1 million chokes
>>127706987
he's canadian
>>127706764
dude is a dead ringer for celery man
Has a game ever been killed without locking or going over the estimate
who's bluegrass?
>>127706568
holy shit that webm, more?
>>127706987
he has aspergers.
>>127707067
Trim the last four words. Remember, be concise.
Pffft... I bet our boi iateyourpie could do this better
>>127707074
>16 deaths
>>127707074
Oh don't worry.
You spend enough time you here, you get REAL good at discarding other's opinions. Just move on, let go, and let them wallow.
It's a very useful skill for an internet dweller.
>YSG retard laugh
>every year
why
>>127706987
He does not have autism. Reacting to circumstances is a daily part of proper human beings. It might seem strange I know after watching endless hours of autists.
>There's "rearrange" blocks all over there
>>127707073
what an enterprising young man.
YSG is having a ball
you can hear YSG clear as day it's hilarious
>>127707306
>this is posted
>"we're just gonna be quiet for this"
Are you some sort of wizard?
>>127706987
Low functioning autism
>>127707073
I almost did this until I got to the part where he's holding the cart, I don't want a nigger touching my games.
for the record, all the categories are arbitrary
MERCY KILL THIS SHIT
>just walks into the lava
>>127707568
my mind wanders
>>127707293
redditor
NO UYAMA!! DONT HIT THE RUNNER!
DECENCY MAN, DECENCY UYAMA, PLEASE!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE'S CHOKING
>>127707306
dont use DCJ's face to hatye on YSG man
DCJ and YSG are friends, hate on chibi with that face
A-AWESOME GAMES DONE... Q-QUICK?
SHOULD WE DONATE TO KICKING CANCER'S BUTT GUYS?
this run feels like a trihex stream, just like when he struggles to pass a stupid mario maker level
THIS
Mercy kill please
>>127707610to the poo poo sandwich
Is narcissa actually there
most skilled runner
Mitch right now
IT'S OVER
M E R C Y K I L L
show some commercials i'm bored
>>127707610
it's spelled wandas
>19 deaths
You autistic fucks need to calm down. This run is fine and everyone in the room is enjoying it. How about you leave your basement, go out and find a nice white girlfriend, and settle down and have five beautiful white children.
God damn this guy is choking harder than your mom when I'm over at your house
U N D E R
E S T I M A T E
>>127707703
there needs to be a version of this with feet, that girl from Katawa Shoujo
DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS
>attention whore cunt on couch left hanging
Based Mitch
>swag
fucking christ
>fist denied
>swag
That was glorious.
>lol
CHICK DENIED
FOR THE RECORD
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Was that hack a tribute to rote memorization and bad game design even for games whose intent is to challenge?
THAT was pretty good? speedrunning is a joke.
>swag swag swag
>would have been the WR a month ago
Was the game released in 2015 or something?
>that was the hardest mario game
is this guy joking? as far as kaizo goes that was very tame
DENIED
so its money maker time now ?
>>127707965
>a tribute to rote memorization and bad game design
this entire marathon is a tribute to that
That hoverhand
B E T A
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who is the qt with tumblr hair
WHO IS READY FOR MEME MAKER
>>127707974
Try it yourself and let's see how you do.
>>127707731
Most skilled runs in entire AGDQ history was fzero gx or that twitch (or twist or something) NES game that literally nobody heard anything about until it was on AGDQ.
>19 deaths in a game you speedrun
>to mostly stupid shit
That runner was cute =3
>>127707306
In case ofanything, the YSG alarm will trigger.
>>127707924
>>127707932
>>127708005
Are you cucks illiterate? He was reading the screen.
mfw i save the princess
>>127707965
Muscle memory
>>127707974
ur a gomesexualist
t. bepis :D
>lardass exchange
>gotta get another HONEY on da couch
>>127706993
commies out
waiting for webm of the attention whore denial
redhead got denied AND booted, holy shit
>>127708121
what a fucking douche
Best run of the marathon so far
>>127708117
and?
its thick thigh lady!
>>127708139
>>127708082
i don't want to waste my time playing a romhack until i can do better than that, only to contest whatever WR i would eventually get with 4 bozos.
Kaizo 3 is just a shitty hack. SMB3 in general is just kinda eh compared to the other ones.
They should have let Dram do his thing instead
MERCYKILL
>>127708121
>smoking in your own home
>>127708117
That's exactly why we're disgusted you fucking nimrod. This entire hack was garbage
Kind of hard for nintendo to promote mario maker at agdq if they're also playing romhacks.
>>127708215
>>127708203
I want to double team her with BigJo
>>127706568
what a fucking beta race mixing cuck
>instantly dies
>>127708250
this. and dram isnt a fucking faggot
>GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
help
who allowed this girl to talk?
was he just eating the controller
>sucks at Kaizo
>dies instantly on 3
M E R C Y
>>127708176
>only one person from couch talks
>runner's microphone is muted
>run filled with chokes
lel
>>127708354
I did
What now cracka?
>Smb3
>first lvl
>instant kill
Ok Mitch.
girl on the couch is a qt but she's also a tattooed freak with dyed hair
https://twitter.com/Flamingo_Tanya/status/635490142501883904
>>127708301
>hard to promote the "hey you like that and want to make a shitty thing like it yourself?" game when showing the romhacks
It's literally the best way
>>127708324
are we reyposting now
Wait... why isn't he using his mic?
>>127708413
I bet big john can't take a single punch on his face without falling like a tree
>>127708413
Is big john running anything?
>>127708410
It's not muted he just doesn't have it by his mouth
........my screen says 190,897
>>127708354
WHO BITCH THIS IS?
Are you ready for mario maker? :3
>200k viewers
>only maybe 20k know GDQ isn't a charity
Hold me
>>127708482
sure, that's one perspective, but not theirs. nintendo has been doing takedowns of tas videos and romhacks for months. panga even did a donation stream because he was so butthurt since that's basically all of his content.
>>127708551
away from the security at AGDQ
>>127708413
I need to verify your badge sir.
>>127708424
she looks good in like 1 photo and looks like shit in the rest
>>127708645
Legit kek'd
>>127708424
She's literally a coalburner redditor, how can that be qt?
>>127708659
she's apparently a fan of making retard faces
>spike veSHILLta shamelessly lying about viewer numbers
and you say this guy isn't just another uyama nut-rubber? lamo
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>127708424
>she will never do this dance while sitting on your face
>>127708636
Oh right, I forgot we're dealing with nintendo here
>$1000 donation
That's a lot of pamphlets
>>127708281
>garbage
>on the only run that has hit 200k
dude it's (current year), you aren't cool for hating what people like
>>127708645
I heard something about him getting harassed by security
What's the story with that?
where were you when you realized mario maker will give gdq the highest views its ever seen
>>127708636
You mean like GDQ Uyama taking down runner's youtubes of the vods?
>>127708750
Check out his stream when people are talking about it. It's not like he's PJDice. That guy bans you for saying GDQ isn't a charity.
>>127708852
Not watching gdq
OneHand
>more than double viewers compared to agdq 2015
>approximately 30k less raised than agdq 2015
has the bubble popped? there's no humble bundle either
>yoshi's island incentive
They're gonna get someone good to play it this time, right?
>>127708827
He's a giant black man
>still haven't hit 400k
speedgaming is over
>>127708918
It's any% so at least Trihex won't be a part of it :)
That one's a keeper
>>127708918
im running it this year
never tried before
how do i donate with bitcoin
I thought commentating your run was a requirement for GDQ
So why isn't mitch doing it?
>>127708910
Maybe the owner/CEO being on medical leave for a year has something to JEW with it.
smb3 couch for worst commentary this gdq so far? Definitely worse than silence imo
>>127708918
Carl Swagin will play it
>>127709013
because hes a fucking fag
>>127708990
trihex pls leave
Holy shit, it's so silent and not funny.Might as well watch speedruns on youtube, at least there I got proper silence, no stupid big bang theory tier donor comment, no #killtheanimals, me mum got cancer, gee weez dis game i played when i wus a wee lad can't wait for the run.
>>127709046
he manipulated the couch commentary in the previous level
>>127709118
>it's ok when Blechy is the couch commentator
ending cancer, lol these fucking idiots.
>>127709183
for the record
>>127709051
Carl "White Knight From The Weeb Fright" Sagan
Carl "No Whore Shall Suffer Word Gore" Sagan
Carl "Fedora Over My Menorah" Sagan
Carl "BBC Ecstasy" Sagan
Carl "Bull With My Wife in the Wool" Sagan
Carl "Lucky Cucky" Sagan
Carl "Nice Guys Finish Last" Sagan
Carl "Take My WR, Take My Wife" Sagan
Carl "I'll Beat Puncay Someday" Sagan
Carl "Trihex Brings Home My Bacon" Sagan
Carl "Matriarchy Malarkey" Sagan
Carl "Feminist Specialist" Sagan
Carl "Immaculate Emasculate" Sagan
Carl "Yessuh Massa Trihex" Sagan
Carl "White Guilt Built" Sagan
Carl "Anita es Bonita" Sagan
Carl "Quinn Will Win" Sagan
Carl "Gate Is Hate" Sagan
Carl "Her Name Is Caitlyn" Sagan
Carl "Hilary Shillary" Sagan
Carl "Six Million" Sagan
Carl "Hard On For Trayvon" Sagan
Carl "Crown For Mike Brown" Sagan
Carl "Trigger Warning" Sagan
Carl "Mighty Number 9 Backer" Sagan
Carl "Freddie Gray Shall Have His Day" Sagan
Carl "Gender Fluid Druid" Sagan
Carl "Bonafide White Genocide" Sagan
Carl "Don't Slut Shame, It's Lame" Sagan
Carl "Friendzoned & Alone" Sagan
Carl "Shucks, I'm a Cuck" Sagan
Carl "Privilege Checked" Sagan
Carl "Social Justice Speedrunner" Sagan
Carl "BBC For You & Me" Sagan
Carl "Bible In The Fiction Section" Sagan
Carl "Chill Out & Sell Out" Sagan
Carl "No Bitches, Just Glitches" Sagan
Carl "Behavin' For The Maiden" Sagan
Carl "Watch Bella, It's Good, Fella" Sagan
Carl "Privilege Checks & No Sex" Sagan
Carl "I'm a Fuckboi, Oh Joy!" Sagan
Carl "I Love Fakku & Kotaku" Sagan
Carl "Cuck for a Buck" Sagan
Carl "Joss is the Boss" Sagan
Carl "Safe Space @ My Place" Sagan
Carl "Blanda Up, That's What's Up" Sagan
Carl "Sweden, My Garden of Eden" Sagan
Carl "White Males Should Be in Jails" Sagan
Carl "Release the Obese" Sagan
Carl "Memes are Schemes" Sagan
Carl "Lena & Her Pebbles Aren't Devils" Sagan
Carl "The Red Nose Knows" Sagan
Carl "New Funkdoc on the Block" Sagan
Carl "I Like Tranny Fannies and I Cannot Lie" Sagan
Carl "Misgender and I'll Put You in a Blender" Sagan
>expected him to say wife's son
I hate this site
What's the point if you can't commentate?
Get him off the stage
How many pamphlets does it take to cure cancer?
>hopefully my donation will go towards making cancer a small inconvenience
Too bad, nigger, you could have donated to the salvation army and you'd be doing more to further that goal
Why isn't the donation reader informing the viewers the money isn't going towards eliminating cancer?
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people don't realize how common cancer is, it's human nature
the same people give tips to degenerates who organize this shit
Add this to the OP
Midwest Speedfest 2016:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/MWSpeedcrew
>>127709298
dude nice
>>127709287
ending cancer and kicking cancers butt by printing out pamphlets and making online meme posters.
>>127709282
yes it is and mitch is still a fag
>>127709298
I missed this.
>That long winded donation
>>127709152
xD dude i wiish i cud upboat that one qtpMOIST
Where is the FCC/FTC saying, "You're giving money to an LLC, not a charity"?
This is fucking dumb.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>This cuck is staying for Mario Maker
End it
>mitch is running from now until January 10th
>Being hyped for Mario Maker
>Being hyped for the literal cancer that is killing speedrunning
So this is how Speedrunning dies....
>>127709397
>Add this to the OP
this is not reddit, faggot
Oh boy mario maker...
Time to tune out for an hour
Remove this from the OP
Midwest Speedfest 2016:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/MWSpeedcrew
>>127709353
Because they don't have a shred of integrity, or even decency
BRING BACK CUTE GIRL
BEARDY GET YE GONE
>>127709397
will do if i make one you faggot
>>127708979
beautiful
anon donated 750 dollars?
degenerates........
Who is that cute girl and where is her chin
mfw its time for le ebic mario maker
>>127709391
It's basically only a problem because humans live for so long now. Back in the days when you'd have a family at 18 and be dead by early 30 it wasn't a problem, but now we're pumping ourselves with chemicals and being exposed to radiation and shit so its just bound to happen to everyone at some point.
The Mario 3 runs were actually pretty good. I wish this Mario Maker shit wasn't next though.
Would you let Mitch suck your cock /srg/?
>>127709512
#shotfired
shoutout to anon who trully gets me HOIP :DD
>Everybody has been waiting for
Who?
>>127709397
not srg until tony admits that transexuals are mentally ill and indulging them only exacerbates their problems
>>127709615
People would just freak out about her attention whoring if she got back on camera.
Beardy, the camera flipping music man gets a pass, though.
I can't be the only one hoping for a big donation opening with "greetings from sweden", and containing "my wife's son" somewhere, right?
I want it
Get Blueglass a mic for mario maker
y_ i know you're reading this
now is the time
>mario maker
>>127709423
>nigga
out
is trihex gonna get bodied in this race?
wow it's getting hype in here! yeah dude! you guys exited!? woooohh!
lol dude fuck life bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>127709802
haha me too fellow /v/tard
>>127709764
i'd watch anime with him
A_Cute_Lynx donating even though he's cucked/banned.
>non-hodgkins lynphona
BRO WE'RE ON CAMERA RIGHT NOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BRO
>dram
I don't give a fuck what he's playing tbqh
what is this thing
>>127709829
>>127709843
Fucking fuck off, you're as cancerous as twitch chat
>>127709606
but...dram........................
Why is /srg/ allowed to exist when it's just shitposting and "drama" that's vaguely related to video games?
>>127709802
Someone should do it for the lels! XP
>>127709737
>are you hype for le super meme maker guise?
>>127709939
EPIC
Wait, so why do we hate Mario Maker?
>>127709998
not a speedgame
