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It Will Only Hurt a Lot Edition
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I love Snake!
I also need to put some order to my senran folders. Too many Hikage pics I'm not using because they're just scattered around.
>>127548216
A rabbit?
Luvin' Hikage!
I love this soft cutie!
>>127548523
NO!
>>127548542
Don't joke about that.
>>127548565
Well I love this soft one:
I love Ikaruga!
I am relatively neutral to this soft cutie!
>one of my posts finally made it in the OP
It only gets better from here
>>127548542
>>persona 5 confirmed for PC
Why do you toy with me
>>127548671
>If you don't like Hippery, you're edgy
Who likes that mentally challenged girl, really?
>>127548767
It's fake dude, just check the site.
>>127548845
I like her as long as I don't have to listen to her.
>>127548841
Stop trying to trick people into think you have no friends!
Humans are not to be used as catalysts in demon summoning rituals!
>>127548869
Well I take it back then, this is a bad day.
>>127548845
I do!
>>127548542
yea no
>>127548927
>"S-stop it. My God is not a demon...666 has nothing to do with demons..."
>>127548927
Speak for yourself! I would be completely fine with being fused into a cute girl demon.
>>127548932
Don't be a mustard, anon. It's not good for your health.
>>127548841
Hey Ash.i've been rejecting some gods, shits fun.
>>127548708
Yomifriend here
I like that softie too!
>>127549189
>"What's your point, son of man? I've surpassed mine!"
>>127548845
Me.
>>127548845
Her cuteness trumps everything
>>127548845
She has this cute moeblob syndrom where I just want to take her somewhere and spoil her with sweets and listen to her talking for 2 hours straight about dumb shit I don't actually care about.
That frog is enjoying what's on him
>>127548845
She's better than Minori at least.
>>127548845
I said that, and I stick by it! Not looking pure softness is edgy
>>127548845
I can be abit edgy at times but, even i like Hibari.
>>127549556
No Hanabi! It's not Dokkan time!
>>127549482
"feels good man"
>>127549519
I know pure softness elsewhere. Hippery and her lesbo sister are just insufferable, especially when playing SK2 at the moment.
>>127549728
Bruh...
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>127549083
You wouldn't get to enjoy it Anon. She sucks out your soul and eats it, just because it tastes orgasmicly delicious.
You thoughts, conciousness, everything ceases to exist.
Then more as a favour than anything else she summons a demonic soul into the empty vessel that was your body.
Then the demons go about their business, whatever it may be.
Replaying some Pokémon Pearl right now and the player character's mom looks like Yo.
Shared universe/SK takes place before Pokémon confirmed.
>>127549859
That's not what I wanted at all!
>>127549868
the character design on that mom is absolutely horrible
>>127550062
I agree. Yozakura has retarded hair.
>>127549972
I wonder what type of demon companions the Senrans would have. Haruka would totally have Alarune
>>127549868
Is it me or Yozakura looks like a MILF?
>>127550228
Yozakura is obviously a trap, anon
I want to grab murasaki from behind and princess carry her around and whisper sweet nothings into her ear until she smiles and kisses me.
>>127550428
>Coconut Head.jpg
>>127550495
You're a strong anon if you can do that.
>>127550495
By nothings you mean incoherent noises?
>>127550676Grunt noises, sweet grunt noises.
>>127550676
>bippedy bloop
>bla bla bleh
>Tonga winga woo
>"A-anon! You're so romantic~"
>>127550225
Homura would use mostly humanoid demons that use blades since she thinks they're cool, Hikage would have a lot of Snakes and Beasts, and Mirai would have a lineup of lolis like Alice in order to make her chest look bigger by comparison. Yomi would just use whatever demons reminded her the most of bean sprouts or something.
>>127550870
Alright, by nothings does he mean noises that seem to be words but mean nothing, as if whispering?
>>127550649
I wonder how much senrans actually weight. They're short, but they're also thick.
>>127551014
Three tons for the average Senran. Haruka is a disgusting ten tons though.
>>127551014
Haruka weighs over 150 pounds! She's big!
>>127551009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9Js3RWrlk
This is probably what makes Saki wet.
>>127550870
Watch out Saki, that's Bill Cosby!!
>>127551105
That's some dense boobage. Explains why the ground shatters after every jump attack, I suppose.
>>127551137
Well I don't have a refrence to the right weight of a woman, so I guess it's okay since she looks good?
>>127551014
Going by her slim frame, Hikage is probably about 115 lbs
Yomi about 130
Homura about 120
Haruka about 135
Mirai about 80
>>127551209
Yeah. I suppose those are nothings, but you should whisper them seductively in the ear.
>>127550906
I assume that little dude with the leaf on his head? Kopikurri or something like that.
>>127551245You guys are bullies, all I want is some quality time with her. I'm going to take a nap.
>>127551427
Mirai's not that skinny. She's probably 90-100 pounds.
The dog goes "woof".
The cow goes "moo".
The sheep goes "baa".
What does the Ryona do?
>>127552357
"Howwwwwwww~!"
>>127552357
Ahn~
>>127552357
oink
>>127552357
Awoooo?
>>127552357
Hauuuuuuuuuuuuu~
>>127552357
>"I have no gag reflex!"
>"Haaauuuu!"
>>127552408
>>127552420
>>127552439
>>127552507
>>127552407
>>127552543
These are all correct
>>127552439
Don't take awoo away from awoo
I wonder what Hanabi's guardian animal will be?
>>127552357
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127552769
A fucking potato.
>>127552769
white pyromaniacs, aka firecrackers
>>127552850
That's the sound shitposters make.
>>127552638
This is cute and all, but can I get a gift wrapped Ryoubi instead?
>>127552850
Dumb frogposter
>>127552638
Yay, I got a Ryouna! Hope she doesn't kill me for not hurting her.
>>127553036
I already gave you a Ryobi, with a bonus stand too.
>>127552973
I'm going to take Haruka's ribbon off of her pretty little head and tear it to shreds right in front of her!
>>127553234
But one can never have enough Ryoubi. Fine, I'll just go bury my face in her ass for a few hours.
>>127552973
Haruka is a baby! A BABY!
How many people (not including me) are married to this thing?
>>127553391
I bet hibari would find it cute if she shat directly on her head.
>>127553568
This organism is my friend
>>127553315
~Why you gotta be ro rude~
>>127553568
Zero because you can't marry animals.
>>127553667
2014 returns to haunt me yet again...
>>127553389
Sorry but a fault has been found with all Ryoubi units and they are being recalled.
Please return your Ryoubi to the manufacturer as soon as possible.
Due to the size of the fault, the cost and the unpopularity of the Ryoubi units the fault has been deemed unfixable and no new Ryoubi units will be issued.
Please accept this complimentary Ryona unit as a replacement instead.
>cactus captcha
>>127553762
Bruh, Haruka is from 2011.
I know you all gonna tell me she's carrying around shurikens n shit but how the fuck does that thing stay on? What the fuck is it even?
>>127553846
No the song, Baka.
>>127548845
I just finished the hotspring missions in SK2 recently and Hibari's scenario was my favorite of the five. She's too adorable for her own good.
>>127553882
Must be tied to one thin tress.
>>127553568
I married her too.
>>127554070
Eww snake poop on a chocolate heart
>>127554070
thank you for the gesture snek but youre getting chocolate everywhere this is a white carpet im going to have to ask you to leave
>>127553996
I know. Didn't realize you were another Anon, and thinking you were that Anon you were complaining about a song from 2014 and yet Haruka is from 2011.
>>127554108
>>127553315
>>127554330
DON'T DO IT, HARUKA!
>>127554330
Do it, Haruka! Burn the thread to the ground!
>>127554469
>>127554484
Getting conflicting messages here
>>127554330
Good! Good!
Hahahaha!
Give into your anger, your hate and your journey towards the darkside will be complete!
>>127553810
Bullshit, I'm keeping my Ryoubi.
>>127554330
I want to adopt loli Haruka and take care of her!
>>127554672Forgot pic.
>>127554641
Give your self to the darkside!
>>127552357
>What does the Ryona do?
Whichever gets her the most abuse, be it mental or physical.
>>127554859
What if I tied her to a chair and then raped and killed Ryoubi in front of her? Would that make Ryouna feel good?
>>127555041
Yes! You should do it!
>>127555041
I don't think she would take that well at all.
You might get to see the rare case of serious Ryouna, determined to avenge her sister.
Ryouna and Ryoubi take family matters seriously, you see.
>>127555245
Well, what if Ryoubi got back up and revealed we were merely pretending and all the blood was just ketchup?
>>127555332
She would revert back to her usual self, awed and playfully complimenting your cruelty even by her standards.
(Assuming you manage to completely fool her.)
Ghostfu is my favourite Ryo sister.
>>127555245
Jesus that body! Please make me cheat on my Senran Ryona!
>>127555702
No! If you find a lost ryouna you call her owner haruka.
>>127555702
But, unless your Senran is Ryoubi or Mirai, their body looks identical to Ryouna's from the neck down.
>>127555702
Seems like your mind is already betraying her.
>>127555245
>>127555839
Ryouna is purely for breeding
>>127555839
Then again, owning a pet probably doesn't count as cheating.
>>127556034
Yes, most partners would not mind it if you told them you had sex with the family dog.
>>127548845
I do like her. Now if only her gameplay was better.
>>127552769
It's a goldfish
>>127554641
Don't do it.
Why does life have to be so cruel? I just want to be in the same room as her, breath the same air as her and watch her getting visibly uncomfortable from being near a guy.
>>127556902
Late I love Haruka post where I also post some of her cute friends as well post
>>127556902
OK
>>127557040
I'm always sad how those two fat cows won't let the poor underweight cat under the blankets. She must be freezing while the two fat cows could easily sleep without it since their blubber will keep them warm.
>>127557040
Didn't mean to quote but I can use the opportunity to post another cute girl post
>>127556206
Ryouna can have sex and breed puppies with my dog. Would be nice to watch.
>>127557040
Haruka's friend with the black hair is really cute! I think I might have a crush on her!
>>127557062
Good girl.
>Pets you while you sleep.
>>127557193
Good choice, anon. Ayame is a cute girl indeed
>>127557162
If Mirai wanted snacks then she wouldn't have positioned herself across their soft butts
She clearly went for the softest place to rest instead, which is the choice I'd have made too
>>127556968
that doesn't sound particularly pleasant for her.
>>127557418
I bet that's mirais bed, if you look closer the pillows are where mirai is, so those two cows told her to fuck off while they are snacking on her side of the bed so she has to deal with the crumbs.
>>127557387
But anon, Ayame is too lewd
Lewd things can't be cute
>>127557162
Stupid catposter
>>127557162
it's okay, Mirai is used to the cold
>>127557553
She still seems to be on the pink blanket anon. Mirai is lying down on maximum softness there, probably because she wanted to
>>127557552
It's okay, I'd ask her what her favorite toppings are and make her some home made pizza. She looks happy when she's stuffing her face.
I'm going to marry Katsuragi!
>>127557620
Sure they can, anon! And if anything, Kat is more lewd than Ayame
>>127557780
I can't tell if she's enjoying it or trying not to throw up
>>127557797
I want to marry Souji
>>127557951
I never had starfish so I can't tell. But if she likes seafood I would make her a seafood pizza.
>>127557697
I want to warm her up with a big hug!
Who was your favourite Senran before playing the games?
Who was your favourite after playing the games?
>Before: Katsuragi.
>After: Hikage.
>Special before mention: Shiki.
I love them all but Hikage wrapped her tail around my heart!
>>127558091
I didn't know any of the senrans before playing.
>>127558091
Before: Katsuragi
After: Katsuragi
Special before mention: Katsuragi
>>127558070
You'll burn her!
She isn't used to love and warmth, you'll need to start small and just hold her hand while she acclimatizes
>>127557858
>Kat more lewd than Ayame
Nope.Callin' bullshit on that statement.
>>127558091
I didn't knnow anything about the girls until I played the games
and now that I've played all of them Ryoubi is my favorite.
special mention: the games made me hate haruka
>>127558242
Sorry, you're right. That was careless of me. I'll start off by gazing deeply into her eyes instead. Eye, I mean.
>>127558091
SKSV was actually the first game I preordered in my life. When there were only 10 I really liked Haruka but since I never owned a 3DS I was just a filthy secondary. Now it's murasaki.
Does cat purr when you stick your dick in it?
>>127558586
Helo, 911?
>>127558235
that katsu-nee looks ready to breed
>>127558091
>Before: Murasaki
>After: Murasaki
>>127550134
You're retarded.
>>127558091
After I had played Burst: Hikage
After everything else: Ryoubi
>>127554330
>no little girl. why kill them when you can humiliate them?
>>127558586
cat hiss at penis
>>127552769
It's already confirmed goldfish.
>>127558091
Before: Ikaruga
After: Hikage
Special mention: While I haven't played the versus games, Murakumo is too precious for me to ignore.
I woke up like a normal person today, and I didn't even want to kill myself
This is a terrible omen
>>127558754
No you're retarded for liking a boy with retarded hair.
>>127558826
Can you blame them? To a cat, penises are a painful thing.
I never played a single one of those games but I was the kid in school who picked oddjob in Golden eye and later in Nightfire. Who'd be the perfect match for me?
>>127556785
>>127558868
Will she lose her memory every 5 seconds then?
>>127559220
Wouldn't that make her heavily exploitable?
>>127554821
Are you threatening me master shinobi?
>>127559607
>I'm your husband, we were going to have sex!
>>127559739
Shiki has a really fat neck.
>>127558983
Since she is a cat, Mirai's penis is probably barbed like a cat penis too.
>>127559092
Probably Mirai
>>127559823
Most likely.
>>127559739
Shiki's neck
>>127559848
Isn't that the shitty flat tsundere? No fuck that shit.
>>127559607
Please handle these explosives carefully
>>127559789
>>127559916
That's someone else's arm or her shoulder.
Also Daidouji is really cute.
>>127559925
But she's cool.
>>127558968
This is a boy?
>>127560012
She needs to be removed.
>>127559925
No, that'd be Ryoubi. Mirai is a total shithead and seems most likely to have been THAT kid growing up. It's the perfect match.
>>127560056
That is definitely a boy. You can tell by her boy haircut.
>>127560162
You sound a bit crazy, anon.
>>127560056
Duh. Are you stupid or something?
>>127560098
Hey man, don't blame me for everyone else being a massive shitter and trying to be the fucking cool guy instead of the OP one. People later tried to play oddjob in nightfire aswell but it was too late, I was the hat master already.
>>127560090
I think you need to be removed.
>>127558907
Good lad
>>127545830
V-Vanilla art?
I want tobe__Ryouna!
>>127561504
If by vanilla you mean bestiality fucking and pregnancy, then yes.
>>127561797
Ikaruga is constantly lecturing her delinquent Anon!
>>127561797
Pregnant? From a horse?
>>127562145
Ninja magic and special drugs, explains everything.
>>127561738
Methinks someone has to help her.
>>127551427
>mfw I can easily bench my Senran...
Sorry for the really late post, just woke up!
>>127562607
Don't worry, she's just trying to find the joke.
>>127562607
Don't say "methinks", Anon!
I love Fuga!
>>127562673
Which Senran would want you to be strong enough to lift her up, while you make love to her? As she wraps her arms around your neck?
>>127562778
I wonder what the joke is.
>>127563203
Probably Daidouji.
>>127563203
Need I say it?
>"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Any sk games planned to be released on steam?
>>127563748
Shinovi Versus is supposed to get a PC version sometime this year, for both steam and GOG
>>127563527
Haha, what a loser.
>>127563527
Haruka's a baby!
Does anyone on /skg/ play Rust? AKA the game 12 year olds use to feel better than adults?
>>127564473
Chibi, therefore kinda.
>>127563929
Nice. Any release dates scheduled?
>>127564473
Haruka HAS a baby!
>>127565036
FAKE. HARUKA'S A VIRGIN! A VIRGIN!
>>127565147
>Haha!
>Hahahaha!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>127565329
...!!!
>>127565481
I still don't know what she's supposed to be doing
>In a Cute Contest, I'd be the winner.
That's the card title. Yozakura is obsessed with winning.
>>127565830
That top doesn't look like it'll be able to hold them any longer. Also that ass.
>>127565481
>>127565643
Yozakura is too rough with the handjobs.
>>127565830
SHES GOING TO BE LONELY FOREVER
>>127565830
BOYS CAN'T BE WINNERS
>>127565830
Well she's not wrong
>>127566431
Not with that body.
>>127565643
Neither does Murakumo
It's best to just ignore her, shes always doing something weird.
>>127566406
Lel.
>>127566519
Yozakura needs MORE cards. Murakumo isnt as popular as her and she has like three LRs already.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y1bcf0D.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>Homura was the cake all along
>>127565830
>Yozakura
>Cute
Pickone!
>>127565830
Oh yeah?! Well, how about this baby making challenge I heard rumors about? You think she can top it off?
Huh!? HUH!? I bet she can't!
>>127566436
I'm a boy and a winner.
>>127566714
Because they know that people have shit taste, and make cards for the best girl anyway!
>>127566853
You're a trap and a draw.
>>127566436
You need to come up with better bait, Rin.
>>127566985
She has a lot of it
>>127566949
What? I'm a trap!? Oh no!
>>127567396
Eh, nothing to fret over. Just go see Haruka about it. Maybe she'll do something to fix it.
>>127565830
Well then. Yozakura throwing down the gauntlets towards the Puri~tan. An all-out cute war.
>>127567118
Not married
>>127567118
I want to eat that cake.
>>127567396
Just be wary of older women. And older men too. And girls in your class. And guys in your class. Maybe little kids too. Just really be wary of anything that may abuse a trap, which is kinda everything.
A Yumi in her natural habitat
