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Previously on /smgen/: >>127196872
Reminder that Nemesis is shit
>>127422776
>ancient god
>edgy as fuck
>has mom issues
muh dick
Gas the weebs.
ALRIGHT SMIGGEN HERE WE GO:
nth FOR 1v1 TOURNAMENT: 2016 IS SHIT EDITION.
Where: Joust map
When: Starting 1 PM EST Saturday, January 16, 2016
Who: You (NA and EU)
Standard 1v1 Joust settings: 2 bans each, then blind pick. 1500 gold/level 3 start.
Double Elimination. Maybe Single Elim if we get a lot of signups. I'm not capping the number of signups because I don't imagine it will too many to handle.
Prizes for the top 3 are available (courtesy of Dear Leader):
800 gems
400 gems
Convention Tyr Skin
(If you win and you want the Tyr skin instead of the gems, it's your pick, etc.)
Tournament will have select matches streamed and casted.
If there seems to be popular interest in changing any aspects of the tournament, we can put up some votes or something.
Here's the signup:challonge com/tournaments/signup/5VqzD8osrP
and bracket:challonge com/smiggen
>atleast one nox in every arena game
nice variety smitetoddlers
>>127423014
She got popular all of a sudden, which is weird since people have been calling her shit forever
>>127423161
for NA maybe, in EU she was played quite a lot since the rework
wonder if she'll get picked at worlds, i really hope she doesn't become the next flavor of the month with how cancerous annoying she is
>>127423161
She has really shitty wave clear, so she has a hard start in conquest, much like Scylla.
But in non conquest modes where you always have teammates around you, they can easily take advantage of her lock downs making early game kills easier.
tfw cel cucks you
>>127423723
Small suggestion, next time cut out the early part a bit and keep the important stuff to increase quality of the webm.
Thanks.
>>127423830
well he obviously wanted to show off with that sick bellona kill.
>>127423723
>mediocre fags from the garbage clan posting shitty webms
It's always funny how it's NEVER conquest too.
You guys are trash.
>>127424173
That's both clans playing together.
Are you retarded?
>>127424173
Now now anon don't hate just because it's EU.
>>127424242
Are you the retarded one? Ego and Celery are both GenSm, and Monster rarely plays with SmGen.
>>127424352
is that why monster is the only NA guy who played decent at those gensm vs smgen scrims?
>>127423830
>>127424149
The point was that Cel took his kill, and then killed him under tower.
Anyone here have USED codes for PC? Anything skins, gems, wards... etc plz
>>127423723
That game was hell, and Cel is a troll.
>>127424352
Well, most people in the clan don't play conquest so I just tend to solo queue.
>>127424618
>Copper didn't play decent
I-I know that Arachne thing w-wasn't good, but after that I went positive!Those matches were fun, even if we didn't steamroll them. I really wonder though, what are EU's shitters like? We always only hear from the good players in EU and never play with any of the bad ones. We invite baddies all the time to our games.
>>127424947
Cel didn't take the kill actually, he killed a Fenrir.
>>127425491
It was fun playing with you in the holiday games Monster, really need to do that more often.
>tfw win 4v5 with no ADC
>>127425453
Anyone? I refuse to believe that no ons have used codes left
>>127428785
Why do you want used codes?
people don't really save codes after they use them
>>127428823
He gon crack the secret to free gems mang
>>127425597
>We always only hear from the good players in EU and never play with any of the bad ones
Because in GenSm there's a hierarchy and if you're not a top dog you get ignored and have to complain in thread about inner circle and never getting invited
>>127430036
>GenSm has a caste system
>SmGen treats everyone else in the clan with the same amount of respect
>>127430036
>>127430210
>LOL TARO STOP POSTING
>ACE LOVES DICKS
>COPPER LIKES LOLIS
>same amount ofno respect
>>127430321
There is nothing wrong with this post.
>>127430241
EU looks like a nice place desu senpai :3
>>127425597
That was mostly the B team you were against, didn't even have uber or OPabatu.
>>127430241
Oi, tomaira. This is NA territory. Better back up before you get smacked up.
>>127430321
>>127430397
NIGGA THERE'S A LOT WRONG IN THAT POST, I LIKE CURVY WOMEN. I LIKE A WOMAN WITH AN ASS SO BIG SIR MIX-A-LOT HAS TO MAKE A SONG ABOUT IT. I LIKE HIPS SO WIDE MY ARMS POP OFF MY BODY WHEN I'M SHOWING PEOPLE HOW WIDE THEY WERE. I LIKE A PAIR OF LIPS SO LUSCIOUS SHE NEEDS 3 TUBES OF LIPSTICK FOR DATE NIGHT. I WANT A WOMAN WITH THIGHS SO PLUMP I ACTUALLY HEAR THUNDER WHEN SHE WALKS. WHEN I SEE HERE GET OUT OF A CHAIR I BETTER LOOK AT THAT ASS AND HOLD THE WORD "DDAAAAAYYYUUUUMMMM" FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.I exaggerated just a little bit but I'm happily in an abstinent relationship with a woman that weighs slightly more than I do.HoneyIfYou'reReadingThisI'mSoSorryIt'sJustMeJokingWithThoseInternetFriendsIToldYouAboutPleaseDon'tBeMad
>>127431001
Yeah and we didn't have Mao or Bd, just some fun scrims.Mao and Bd were making fun of my builds during the stream
>>127430241
People making images like this are very indicative of a general being garbage.
So any of you fuckers signed up for that Battleriff thing?
>>127432213
And yet here you are, with the other refuse.
>>127432295
Nah I'm just passing through.
Plus I don't associate my self with you bad sacks of shit in game.
>>127432265
Nah, I'm too third-world poor.
>>127422984
Can we make an amendment to ban all gods of a certain agreed tier and above? Personally I would like to remove S and above but I'll settle for S+ and above.
>1 hour match with an instalocker
Are C9 and Enemy good picks for worlds?
I only root for C9 so the other pick doesn't really matter
>>127439091
I hope for a C9 - Paradigm championship, but C9 - Epsilon would be cool too. If Enemy fucking reached the championship everyone would go crazy, and Reddit tears would flood the globe over Pain's roster changes so there's that on a side note. Best matches are still C9 and Para or Epsilon anyway
>>127439667
C9 - Paradigm seems more likely. Unless Epsilon throw their first game vs a BR team they'll be put into the lower bracket with C9 where they'll face of in the Semi finals (if at all).
>>127422776
>nemesis killing anything
>particularly ah puch
oh lord the delusion
>I am top elo so I lock what I want, you fucking silver better learn your place
little do they know I'm not even silver
>>127437690
Time is an illusion. Whether he locked his god instantly or when the timer ran out, his pick had already been decided.
SO WHEN IS XBOX GETTING UPDATED HUH?! WE HAVE FEELINGS 2 U KNOW!
Okay what are things this game needs in terms of balancing?
I think
>Nerfs:
Sol
Thor (a great amount)
Ravana (a tad)
Bellona (a tad)
Zhong (a good amount)
Baachus (shouldn't be able to kill with Reaver and ult)
Khumba (same as Baachus)
>Rework/Rekit/Remodel
Vamana
Cupid
Mercury
Bakasura (maybe, not sure)
ArachneLoki
>Buffs
Khepri (literally no reason why he keeps getting nerfed)
Artemis
Ra
KKK (maybe a rekit)
Chang'e
>Skins
Arachne
Thanatos
Ymir (no favour skin)
Loki (all we havein infiltrator)
Ullr
Chiron
Isis
Rama
Am I missing/fucked up on something?
>>127442676
cupid really needs a fucking remodel, but hirez being hirez I don't think they see any problem with having a flying tumor as the god of romance
>>127442676
No offense but you need to beef up on the meta before talking about this stuff. It's not a cut and dry matter of quotas, since when one person gets nerfed the change makes a ripple effect.
>>127443140
Cupid need Timmy from South Park skin
>>127443169
>but you need to beef up on the meta
We are going into a new season where we are getting items the combine with actives, so shut your mouf.
>>127443310
The irony is that you're right. I'd prefer a DOTA2 styled active system anyway.
>>127444361
Don't see the irony, but okay.
But yeah I think that's exactly what we're getting.
most of the core items on mages are actives (beads/aegis)
>>127442131
You type like a subhuman, I don't think you have feelings.
Sunbraker Hou Yi literally says "no body cared who I was until I put on the mask"
Do you think they got this ebin meme from reddit or /tv/?
>>127446269
We have KELLY
FUCKING "Please let me be your personal chair my mistress" KELLY
She wouldn't do us wrong.
>>127446269
He's a big guy.
>>127442676
They need to add more lore-friendly skins and cut down on the meme skins.
The majority of gold and diamond skins are fuck ugly as well.
Cooldowns Rigged-eth Over
>>127446486
>stealing this gold fury
>with no survivor
>>127446269
>HiMemez
Smite was more fun when I was new to the game.
team 1:
>2400 ELO
>1450
>1500
vs
>2500
>2000
>1950
Gee, I wonder who wins. GREAT MATCHMAKING, Hi-Rez!
>>127446584
Artemis Gold is pretty patrician.
Most of them are god-awful though, especially the diamond ones.
>>127450940
So you're one team of 6 people fighting against each other? I'm not following you here
>>127423014
>>127423161
>>127423539
>>127423678
Her insta-cast AoE Silence is bonkers OP, which is why she is picked.
>>127450940
Smite doesn't use elo, it uses mmr/trueskill.
You those are their sgs, which is horribly inaccurate and can be off by ~600 regularly.
SPORT SKINS
P
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S
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>Make Sol naked
>give her zero buttcrack
Fucking why.
>>127452782
>no buttcrack
>her 3 ability
Someone needs to be fired for Sol
>>127452782
>>127453363
They already they admitted they remodeled her buttcrack away before release because they were scared of feminazi outrage.
>>127453535
Fucking hell
>>127442676
>wants to nerf barely viable fat boys
>rekit merc
>buff khepri
nigga you are retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sl30xhuXl8
TrixTank looks like that guy from Hunger Games
>>127454639
>Get reaver on Khumba/Baachus
>can kill anysquishy with an ult
>Merc's kit makes it hard to buff/nerf him without making or breaking him
>Khepri and still being nerfed to this day
fuck you.
>>127455535
kumba and bacchus dont see high level play, merc is fine in the current meta and khepri is still in the top 3 supports.
you are retarded.
>>127455871
Noooyou
>every arena match is pick ares and a mage with big ass aoe ult mirror match
will we see ymir at worlds?
>>127457773
Did you say Khepri Xing?
ofcourse.
Who else here doesnt give a fuck about the e-sports aspect of worlds and just wants to see the new waifu that will reign supreme
>>127422776
>Zennore started drawing Smote again
Wait what?
>Hating Nemesis
But she's figuratively perfect. I want to hold hands with her while we go about smiting Donald Trump and Vladmir Putin for their arrogance.
>>127452202
not for you wook.
I hope you aren't afreyad of loki norse puns. Some people say they are a thor in their side, and some may call hearing them a living hel, but I assure you that if you just listen, ullr have your sol tickled by the hilarity of the top tyr puns I have for you.
>>127461781
>>>/reddit/
>>127461781
Those weren't even good
>>127458535
I hope she has a fun kit and is not a shitty warrior.
WHAT THYE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SOKL IN THIS GAME WHY MOTHERFUCKERS WHY YOU DO THIS NONSENSE SHIT. THREE, THREE 3 SECONDS INVINCIBILITY AND STUN ???? HELLO ? HELLO ? HELLO ?
OOOH I SEE YOU OUTPLAYED ME MY GOOD FELLA
WELL IM A TURBO SHITTER WHO FACEROLL HIS KEYBOARD
I M LE BEST BACK AT FULL HP AND INVINCIBLE XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD MLG MLG MLG MLG
LET'S MAKE IT HOT XDXDXDXDXD WOOOO LE SLOW AOE DOUBLE DAMAGE THAT DOES HALF A TANK HP IM LE SPL CHAMPION
LE ULLLT LE ULT WITH LE KNOCKBACK YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME FOR MY MISPLAY IM LE BESEST
>>127458535
What are the chances of Inari being among the Japanese pantheon?
>>127462521
>he raged out, his wounds fresh from his latest battle.
>>127462871
I just wanted you to show yourself so I can call you a bitch again
>>127422630
>want to play as tank
>Xing Tian, every time my team is shit and I can't do much
>Get Kephri, the same horseshit every time
Is there any way to actually enjoy being a tank in this shit?
>>127462521
Her 3 is easy as fuck to counter, don't stand in the fire, and if she's dumb she'll try to catch you in her 3 by hanging around. She only gets a move speed while leaving the trail, but after that you should jump her once the invincibility wears off. Her 2 is easy to dodge as long as you don't hang around minions.
>>127458535
I'm hoping she's a qt3.14 with a lot of memes.
>>127463042
>he typed out with shaking hands, continuing to hide his true emotions behind glass screens and plastic keys
>>127463112
Also, what's the best way to get to lv30? If it's just playing, I have been quite stuck on lv25
>>127463431
>he typed, the hot cum still dripping from his mouth, one hand holding his father's cock the other on the keyboard. He giggled like a girl when he pressed the post button and then watched his dad "Im still up for more cum father"
>>127463431
>he made the same joke again and was rockhard, he could not stop congratulating himself for being so good at telling a variation of the same joke over and over again, he felt a little tingling on his prostate. He thought this was the feeling of power but in fact it was his father's cock making its way through his son's shit for the fifth time of the day
>>127463112
It's hard to be support, when you get a team that is made of actual, real people it's fun as hell
But when you get a team full of potatos and feeders, it just sucks the worst
>>127463505
Just keep playing, sometimes they do double exp events on the weekend and such
>>127463524
>>127463524
>he typed out, accusing the other person of his own secrets, hoping to hide his own proclivities from the world
>>127463929
>not a second passed after his post that he immediately thought about writing another greentext unfunny shit. "I am so good at it, I leave my opponents speechless" he watched the clock for he was a punctual man "oh dear lord I'm going to be late for my father's blowjob" he said? And he hastily typed another shitty greentext before running to the garage
>>127462871
>>127463431
>>127463524
>>127463770
>>127463929
>>127464112
>The others of /smiggen/ watched in a mix of horror and inteerest as the two clashed. Post after post, back and forth they went at it. Trying to out do one another. Was anyone paying attention? Surely, but did anyone care? Only those willing to write about the tale.
>The gods clashing was fierce enough, but so too do the mortals clash on the surface. Wielding technology like scrolls of that which they can continue to respond and attack one another, with perhaps nothing but 'just kidding' behind it.
>>127463929
>again he thought he was being fun and witty but he was nothing but cancerous shit incarnate. It is true that he was stupid. His atrophied brain was rotten and eaten by a rare consanguine illness. "Just let him do this, such an incapacitated autistic brain can't do anything else than showing the world he is a shitstain on a cumrag" said the doctor to his family.
>>127464112
>The anonymous person typed out, somewhat rashly. He typed out yet another reply, wondering whether the other person harbors feelings of rage, of impatience, or simply boredom
>>127462521
LEGZ MEGGIT HAWT :DD
>>127463112
Build hybrid and take matters into your own hands desu
>>127463859
I am going to keep playing Clash, queue is a lot faster. But fuck tank role, every time I get a tank character it's full of retards on the team and that guy who only feed and don't even get assist
>counter ares' ult every chance i get with my cage
>team follows up and dominates them
>they surrender
>see this
Not sure how I feel.
>>127464815
>censors the names
>leaves the match id right the fuck there
good job cuck
>>127442676
>literally no reason why he keeps getting nerfed
Because his grab and ult are OP. Rather than rework them, Hi-Rez keeps messing with the rest of him instead of addressing this core concern.
>>127465019
They've nerfed his ult like 3 times already
>>127425937
>my fucking DICK
Sauce?
>>127464531
>of course even the smallest of minds can realize that such a behavior is the sign of a truly inferior being that could not even be considered as human from any perspective. But fortunately, if reason and intellect were absent from his capacities, denial was making for it all. "it's for fun, Im just bored and pretending I'm not upset at all this is a joke hahaha".
>>127465171
And it remains OP because they're not nerfing the correct parts of it. reducing CD or increasing mana cost doesn't alter it's core function, and that's what's imbalanced, same with his grab.
>>127465181
>Of course, one should've considered this response. An accusation that rang through the blue halls of which they wrote their aggrievances. But really, the message had to be considered. Was he really upset? Is the author just bored? Only the author knows the truth of these things, and perhaps time will be honest, for a change.
>>127442676
>Sol
yes
no. Xing has gotten enough nerfs as it is.honestly all they need to do is revert his nerfs (besides the damage based nerfs) but make it so that he's only CC immune once he starts spinning. That would make him completely fair. 3 seconds of CC immunity while
>Thor
Yes. thor has gone long enough without a nerf. I think a 2 second increase to his 1 should suffice so he can't just teleport willy nilly and actually has to think about whether to go in or not because a 7 second teleport is pretty stupid.
>>127465465
>>127465019
>being bad
>not being good
Senpai
>>127465465
His ult is honestly really fucking gimped now. Before anyone with the ult had a massive power and speed buff, revived with full health. Now they have to pray they can get away in 5 seconds or the Khepri can use his dash correctly to get out of the fight.
In most fights it seems to have zero impact. Someone gets their shit pushed in, khepri ults, and they die anyway
>>127465776
ok this is straight retarded
where do you live just give a city and a place to meet. and we'll settle this. You're the worst of the niggers I've ever seen you just reply to start shit for no reason and act super cocky because "internet troll XD". Give a city name and we'll see who's still shittalking
>>127464815
Holy shit those builds are hilarious
Ares has no magic protection going up against a Zeus, Rama rushed a goddamn obow, picked up malice 2nd item and has no boots
I mean most of people you were facing were sub level 30, so I guess that's to be expected, but shit
>>127466130
Your Mom's House
>>127466130
Bahgdad
Guys I fixed Bacchus.
>Decrease Intoxicate's scaling from 70%>40%
>If the opponent is hit by two burp waves within three seconds, they are stunned for two seconds, all provided Bacchus is at least tipsy.
of course meme answers are the only thing you're capable of, keep doing it post pics, greentexts and memes that sure showed how big your dick was
Hare of Inaba when
>>127466943
>le butthurt at smug
>le gold face of smug
>le accuse everything being done by one guy
>>127467352
>le
This is the stalest meme I've seen in a while senpai
>>127467352
>le XD
>>127467543
>he doesn't know the calling card of the guy who hates anime smugs
>>127431001
that was the NA F team. No Mao, no Photon, no P4. The gods of NA SmGen.
>>127468449
Holy shit, my sides
>been playing since beta
>almostlevel 30
>still can't jungle
help
> want to get skins for my mains
> none of my mains have good skins
>>127468449
>implying the F team isn't Bournmouth, Townshend, Ace, TwoRedKings, andMe
>>127468686
Camps-Mid-Camps-Rotate
>>127468449
>tfw I've been away from smite general for so long that Mao is now considered a god of Na SmGen
Have you guys been getting worse or something?
>>127468841
>>127468449
>forgetting Taro
>playfromwork
>robot
>>127464605
>Look at Cabrakan, made him mage
Shit was so cash
>>127469419
also shadowczar
>>127469043
No, its a meme.
>>127469419
>implying I'm not Taro
Would any other person type the following phrase without their brain locking up from the sheer stupidity of it:
"CC is fucking bullshit unless it is on Tyr because I main Tyr and as a result he gets a pass."
>be me
>can play any role
>know the meta
>don't play conquest because i don't know the VGS
my brain cannot remember how to say
>ill gank left/right/middle lane
>Enemies coming left/middle/right
>>127468841
So who are you supposed to be
>>127469670
You don't have to say "I'll gank." You can just do "Gank." I've seen a lot of junglers use that because it's 1 less key press.
VG1, VG2, VG3, VGG.
>>127469736
Wouldn't you like to know?
>>127469636
Taro thinks he's always right though.
What up Tedric?
>>127455535
>>127442676
>Buff Khepri
>Khepri is literally the easiest support to play
>One of the best supports
>His kit is amazing and loaded with far too much shit than he should as is the case with most new gods
>Buff
>"Literally no reason why he keeps getting nerfed"
>>127471370
Personally I think having the new gods be OP then toned down is okay, much better than making them shit and having to completely rework their kit (i.e. Ravana) so people will actually play them
They just shouldn't go fucking overboard with the nerfs like they did with R@. But that's what happens when companies think places like reddit are the voice of the community
>>127468449
>>127468841
>>127469419
>>127469553
>Tfw wasn't mentioned even though I'm legitimately bad
Not sure how to feel
>>127431001
Isn't one of adapting's smurfs supposed to be in gensm?
>>127472074
kennet used to be but he left. Is worldedit another adapting alt?
>>127472253
worldedit is Jiffy502
Getting back into it after a long break just wondering who are the best support and jungle now?
>>127473941
>support
khepri geb athena
>jungle
serqet mercury thor
>>127472253
>Adapting left
damn, what a shame, adapting please we love you
>>127473998
No no, didn't you hear that other guy? Mercury is ass, he said so!
>>127474153
Mercury is ass, but you're even worse for trying to stir up shit from so long ago.
>>127474720
>m-mecury is ass!
we'll see at SWC kid. Hold your tongue till then.
>>127469670
>be me
>can play any role
>know the meta
>don't play conquest because I fucking hate it
I fucking hate it
So how ded is Paladins?
Is it as ded as Paladins General?
what the fuck are these servers?
2 leavers in a row and nobody has loaded in in 5 minutes in this game.
>>127476303
Pretty much, yeah. Drybear decided it was a good idea to do a bunch of intentionally bad changes just to "experiment". Surprise surprise, people didn't like that and stopped playing.
>>127476303
Well, let's see how many people are streaming the hot new game Paladins!
>most watched stream has 15 viewers
Wew lad
>>127476361
>about to escape a gank
>game freezes
>log in after 5 minutes of unable to connect
>two phenixes down
>>127477320
>>127476303
What the fuck is Paladins?
I sort of recall hearing about it once but I can't even remember what it is.
>>127477995
Basically it's Overwatch but by Hirez and cartoony as fuck
Why don't I see any excitement for worlds ITT?
>>127478605
Only 1 NA team
>>127478605
What's worlds?
>>127471852
Pretty bad since atleast they made F team meaning anybody unnamed are poorer than poor at the game.
F team is bad but at least better than the unnamed.
>>127478913
Smite World Championships
>>127478752
You mean 2.
>>127469636
>lying sack of shit saying the same fucking lie again
Let me fix that for the 6th time now:
"Hard CC is an imbalanced game mechanic that rewards the pressing of a Stun button more than actual play skill. The hard CC on Tyr's Fearless is included in this, and would be fixed (balanced) along with all other forms of hard CC."
Got it, moron? You can stop being dishonest now.
>>127469908
Not at all, I just have better arguments than 'if you don't like it, leave' or 'git gud, scrub' etc.
>>127469419
What's F-team supposed to mean other than guys who play Clash sometimes?
>>127424173
>he actually cares about Boring Mode with voice comm
>>127479370
>>127479370
>Hard CC is an imbalanced game mechanic that rewards the pressing of a Stun button more than actual play skill
Buy beads
If I go into solo games and just f6 will it count toward my forced 50?
This shit has gone on 5 games.
Any game play of that Chinese smite team? Incon said that their meta is different, I wonder how
>>127480084
I think they are a couple patches behind or something.Their in Season 1
>>127479762
>an 'optional' (ie - required) item with a 180-90s cooldown somehow magically means that hard CC doesn't reward the press of a button rather than skill
Nope. Beads are a shitty bandaid, nothing more. If Hard CC was reworked to actually be balanced, beads wouldn't even need to exist.
Same with Stealth and the dust/gem/ward stupidity in dota
>>127476303
Population's decent despite what the thread would make you think, people are just waiting for a new patch right now. You can find the pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/6ssZ5x7u
I plan on restarting the general once a patch hits because we'll actually have shit to discuss. Drop an email and I'll send you a key anon.
>>127477157
They did that with SMITE too.
>>127480084
Last year they played Baka adc at worlds.
Needless to say, they lost.
I want to lick her abs
>>127480656
Why are they doing that? Can't they watch NA/EU or don't they have coach that knows metas and how to deal with them?
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>>127480823
Me too, friend.
>>127480369
Yo I'll definitely take you up on that key offer.[email protected]
>>127480840
The problem is they're literally playing on a different version of the game
>>127479370
>still not saying how Tyr should be fixed despite detailing how Stealth should be fixed
>>127481163
Tyr no longer has fearless
There, fixed
>>127481085
Sent, enjoy the game anon. Expect a patch within a week or two, and don't forget to spread the love when you hit level 4 and get extra keys of your own!
>>127481290
Replace with... ?
>>127479370
You keep saying he'd be fixed but that's not what people are talking about. You say you refuse to okay Loki at all on principal, but you play Tyr. You say one thing, and then do another. Whatever "fixes" you talk about wanting to impliment don't change the fact that your principals don't extend to Tyr. He gets a pass from you, at least for now. That's hypocritical.
What the fuck why can't I quit games? I log out and when I log back in it puts me back into the same match I was trying to get out of.
>>127481303
Hell yeah motherfucker. I spent all of yesterday trying to jew a free key, so thanks man.
>>127481396
>ragequitting instead of taking it up the ass like a real man
Tell me about Nemesis, why does she wear the mask?
>>127481381
Just a dash that does damage but doesn't have a displace/knockup
>>127481396
Because it thinks you accidentally DCd and tries to reconnect you. You have to wait for that match to end, and then when it does you'll have a deserter penalty that doesn't let you queue and gets longer the more matches you leave.
Just play the fucking game and don't be a bitch.
>>127481717
So basically jack shit okay.
>>127481707
Cause she needs to cover her ugly ass face.
I still love her tho..
>>127481981
Oh I'm sorry did you want something OP?
Fucking asshole complains about CC but the only character he plays has one of the most obnoxious CCes in the game
>2 gems away from another VP
Who do I send a shitty crayon drawing to for these 2 gems?
>>127482480
>https://account.hirezstudios.com/login.aspx?returnurl=%2frewards%2fsmite.aspx
>Login
>Watch 2 videos from radiumone
>Profit
>>127482480
Send Kelly a dickpic
If you have an ugly penis though she might just take all your gems to bully you
>>127482480
>>127482585
Meant peanut labs, not radiumone.
>>127481148
I don't think Baka ADC was meta in any version of the game.
>>127480840
My guess is that they don't care.
>>127476303
I almost want to play it for its novel concept and for pip, but they better update those graphics or I will never gain interest
>>127482387
>I got kills so that means it wasn't my fault!
Play more than just one god, be mindful of your teams composition. Don't just chase kills around, you need to lane and keep buff camps on cooldown and help out in teamfights.
>be support
>accidentally killing gods meant for my ADC
>>127483543
Fuck it, as long as they get the assist.
Unless your adc is xbal
https://twitter.com/HirezChris/status/683293784059297793
THORAX AND ALA EAT YOUR HEART OUT
When are we gonna get a Nasus champ in smite?
I just want to go into solo lane, farm for 20 minutes and become unstoppable.
>>127483885
Will she finally be culled from the game
>>127484094
You mean a god that builds power as they get last hits with a certain ability?Hopefully never, Nasus and Veigar are both cancerous as hell
>>127482351
It's not that obnoxious when it's the only thing he can do and does jack shit otherwise.
>>127483203
>assassins should support, not get kills
Also, those games were littered with d/c's, troll picks, and one individual who spammed VEL in teamfights while jumping. Fuck forced 50 and fuck you.
>>127483885
>Mfw I had an instant erection reading this post
Is it time?
There is no such thing as kill steal in my books. If I'm playing support and enemy is at 1% I'll use an abillity to kill him, who knows if my ads goes full retard and misses everything or his escape coolsdown, his Thor ults in etc and I'd expect that from my teammates
>>127442676
>Khumba (same as Baachus)
He's useless or rather to say he offers nothing that makes him a better pick then others or a nice. Bacchus getting Reaver is a heavy gold investment and you might as well get Voidstone or Spear or any other offensive item to counter foes like DR which is dirt cheap instead.
>Chang'e
Kit is shit and can only be made good by inflating numbers high. Bad bases, scaling healing and is easy to counter.
>>127483652
The gold boost is pretty substantial.
>>127468841
>finally get mentioned in the general
>it's for being a baddie
Eh, at least I'm not full meme like Taro. I promise I'm getting better. Maybe next season I won't be a bronze shitter.ill be like a Silver 3 shitter
>>127484882
It's a team game, friend.
I'm sick right now guys, make me feel good.
>>127486505No__________
>>127486468
I can't control my teammates, I can only do as best I can and hope they try. When they don't try, or they intentionally fail, it's frustrating.
>>127484882
>forced 50
What is this
Deserter penalty?
>mfw successfully ganking
>>127487431
Winrates have to be more or less 50%
>>127487771
Ah, right.
I wonder what the threshold is before it starts fucking you.
Is Bellona-chan the new poster-girl for smite?
>>127485405
>decide to try some 3s
>one team member picks guardian
>pick Odin but don't lock in
>last member waits a minute, then instalocks Cupid
>"fuck odin ks" he says in chat "go mage fuck odin"
>whatever, pick Nox
>whole game Cupid is mad at everything and everyone, while also sucking horribly
>end up losing
>>127487982
You're goddamn right.
>>127488145
>somebody whining about KS turns out to be a shitter
Every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI
This should play full blast whenever a Chinese god on your team gets a Penta Kill
Maybe it's time to remodel Ymir's wall.
I want to buy Ullr's VP just so I can spam VEW when people feed
>>127489247
>trying to stop lava with ice
This is triggering me so hard, I know the stereotype of big guys being stupid but I think Ymir is actually more along the lines of Bane in terms of big guys, cunning and conniving
>>127489552
Ice cancels out lava. Learn your geometry moron.
>>127489552
It's magic ice tho
>>127487982
She looks insanely cute there
>tfw Medusa won't be in this trailer
>>127489552
>I don't understand the basic laws of thermodynamics
We know you're triggered anon, but just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean its scary.
till when will the odyssey items and the thor skin be available? till the start of swc or the end?
>>127493008
Until the 11th.
why is bakasura all of a sudden popular in 1v1s ? Is the bakadoor s1 meme coming back ?
>>127489552
>intensely magically cold wall of ice
>melts pretty quickly, turning the lava touching it to stone
>stone blocks the lava
>>127489552
Nigga magic ice beats magma, lava and dragons
>scientific explanations mixed with "it's just magic duh"
>those are the people who call you shit for not being at least diamond 12
>>127493883
Quit your bitching already, the character lifting it is a fucking frost giant, how much realism do you want?
>>127494131
you either say it's magic or physics not both at the same time
>>127494332
But anon these are magical physics
>>127493883
>He doesn't believe in magic
Without love it can't be seen
